assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18059 @ 0.00089789 = 16.215 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: looks like bitcoin-central is goxed
turbo_ac100: hey mircea_popescu, do you want to make someone make a firefox search engine plugin for bitbet? Imagine asigning keyword bb and just 'bb bfl' would CREATE fun - or at least find it.
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> looks like bitcoin-central is goxed << hi davout
dub: everyone chill the fuck out
ozbot: Five Ways to Fix Bitcoin - TheStreet
dub: this has to be satire right?
pankkake: "Select images for those bitcoin printings that convey respect and prestige globally, perhaps the portraits of American presidents" unintentional?
dub: 5 wayz to fux buttcoin, make it into USD
mircea_popescu: since when does the set of us presidents convey respek or prestige ?
pankkake: davout: oh it's back. it was showing 0€ no trades
dub: they are people that other people have or would liek to shoot at duh
mircea_popescu: dub thb they look kinda like the presidents of all failed european colonies.
davout: pankkake: that happens when the front has loaded, but it' still waiting for the api to answer
davout: pankkake: in other words when we're goxxed
pankkake: so much volume, can't handle it!
pankkake: that's what you get for using ruby
davout: some random inmate i presume
mircea_popescu: is an Italian politician, entrepreneur, media tycoon, frequent criminal defendant and convicted tax evader who served three times as Prime Minister of Italy
mircea_popescu: In November 2010, teenage Moroccan belly dancer and alleged prostitute Karima El Mahroug (better known as "Ruby Rubacuori") claimed to have been given $10,000 by Berlusconi at parties at his private villas. The girl told prosecutors in Milan that these events were like orgies where Berlusconi and 20 young women performed an African-style ritual known as the "bunga bunga" in the nude.
turbo_ac100: "Select images for those bitcoin printings that convey respect and prestige globally, perhaps the portraits of American presidents." o_O
davout: i always want to make yo mamma jokes when someone mentions a wide spread
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00296998 = 0.1336 BTC [+] {4}
ozbot: Larry Craig scandal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
kakobrekla: "yo mama has such spread its useful for such spread joke"
davout: kakobrekla: something like that
dub: woot passed 200 pages in my document that nobody will read!
kakobrekla: dont read it or else he will have to start over
dub: PoC test for a metro ethernet
dub: so yes, lots of drawings
benkay: i love the documents nobody will ever read
dub: theres only like 25k words so far
benkay: that'd be one of the reasons i bailed on the semiconductor space
mircea_popescu: there's a girl somewhere in a basement, kinda mousty, kinda cute, with glases and b tits
benkay: so these gpg contracts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17029 @ 0.00089346 = 15.2147 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6371 @ 0.00089323 = 5.6908 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: specifically for MPOE/MPEx, wherein it's laid out that bond deposits must be greater than 100 BTC - what is our overlord's process for updating these contracts to reflect the reality of 50 BTC bond deposits, and how would our overlord advise future contract writers to behave when making similar modifications?
BingoBoingo: There is an Alphabet Soup Agency Agent right now reading all of Bitcointalk's posts and being pissed that the guy in the neighboring cubicle gets to instead just read the -assets log and follow any linked content.
mircea_popescu: there probably should be 10 btc bond deposits, seeing how the lot got downsized
jurov: O.o benkay you're writing guidelines for contract writers???
benkay: nah jurov i'm just wrong about stuff
benkay: but maybe one day i'll have written a few gpg contracts and can write guidelines for stuff
kakobrekla: i put the variable part of the contract in a seperate part
jurov: smickles wrote some
jurov: i then snatched them
jurov: and mutilated beyond repair
kakobrekla: so you end up with 2 docs, one being disposable or whatever
benkay: o hey mind forwarding your snatch?
benkay: (el oh el forwarding a snatch)
jurov: you want to pay smickles too?
mircea_popescu: having a variable part kinda defeats the immutable niceness of gpg
kakobrekla: like deposit addy is defined in X where X is a time limited contract
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 515 @ 0.00089806 = 0.4625 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.00089979 = 4.9938 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.00297397 = 0.2082 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 52 @ 0.00291245 = 0.1514 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: Things which are alike, in nature, grow to look alike, and the speaking stones have lain a long time lookin' at the sun.
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
assbot: Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.
assbot: I don't know those people, and they don't look very friendly.
assbot: [MPEX:S.NSA] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00015 / 0.00015066 / 0.00016 (11671 shares, 1.76 BTC), 30D: 0.0001011 / 0.00010918 / 0.00016 (508879 shares, 55.56 BTC)
assbot: I don't know those people, and they don't look very friendly.
assbot: Last trade for S.NSA on MPEX was at 0.00016 BTC [+]
assbot: The vision of Christ that thou dost see ... is my vision's greatest enemy.
mpexbot: jurov: X.EUR Bids: ['5000 @ 0.0016245', '2000 @ 0.0016129', '100 @ 0.00153846', '350 @ 0.00147']
mpexbot: jurov: Asks: ['1000 @ 0.00209999', '1000 @ 0.00217391', '2000 @ 0.00227272']
benkay: i see davout is now posting bids and asks ;)
jurov: in the beginning there was only 2000 bid/ask
jurov: the 1000/5000 ones are newere
benkay: davout i think is obligated to maintain a spread
jurov: that was helluva spread at first
jurov: ;;calc 1/0.00209999
jurov: ;;calc 1/0.00162450
gribble: 1 BTC = 736.0 USD = 534.9984 eur
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04425 = 0.177 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 768 @ 0.00297079 = 2.2816 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 107 @ 0.0029708 = 0.3179 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.0028505 = 0.1995 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8935 @ 0.00089979 = 8.0396 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2560007 = 0.768 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.25233366 = 2.271 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3015 @ 0.00089566 = 2.7004 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12685 @ 0.00089525 = 11.3562 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: "the operators of bitcoin" oh my lols
benkay: can't tell if derp or sarcasm
mike_c: it should be on coinion, but it's atcually derp.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6221 @ 0.00089318 = 5.5565 BTC [-] {2}
jborkl: Bitcoin is boring lately, I am going to start trolling to keep myself entertained
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00089431 = 14.5773 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12464 @ 0.00089306 = 11.1311 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1636 @ 0.00089172 = 1.4589 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7764 @ 0.00089172 = 6.9233 BTC [-]
pankkake: just need to tweak the Quantitative Easing function some more
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10337 @ 0.0008916 = 9.2165 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.25 = 1.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6226 @ 0.00089574 = 5.5769 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: The NSA Claims It Foiled a Foreign Plot to Destroy the U.S. Economy | TheBlaze.com
truffles: bitcoin is a terrorist organization
mircea_popescu: pls gib us more monyz, we are not useless. we thwarted a tethan plot to turn the sun pink!
Diablo-D3: the market is down to $700 again? heh.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.0249 = 0.498 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.0249 = 0.4233 BTC [+]
Apocalyptic: TAT, don't bother, you're not winning the bet :)
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: At what point for you does sabotagine miners become profitable?
ThickAsThieves: ziggy, yknow you can make out with ozbot in private too
Ziggy9263: I just saw the 500 and assumed it was the same picture...
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: Well for a pair of shears and the location of the mains power into a mining farm...
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: Well I though you had a bet to win...
Ziggy9263: ThickAsThieves: So do I. I need to hack more often, too.
Ziggy9263: But really, once I have admin on the computer I'm on and free, unblocked internet, at school, then I'm all good, no need to hack more, lol.
Ziggy9263: But if I were to ever make it downtown to the ISD's office...
Ziggy9263: I'd keep a livecd and a rat with me...
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: That's where the admin power comes in, but only for the local computer... Which is nice.
Ziggy9263: I know the password of one of my teachers, and so I log in, open up the console, add my admin account, log out and back into the account, and then I'm all good... After that, I just proxy on over to my server and then watch youtube videos all class period.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16067 @ 0.00089114 = 14.3179 BTC [-] {3}
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: I have a question for you...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1633 @ 0.00089027 = 1.4538 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 1337 @ 0.00010339 = 0.1382 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 1337 @ 0.00012 = 0.1604 BTC [-]
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: Internic Network... Reminds me of Uplink... You ever played it?
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: I asked if you'd played Uplink, sir.
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: The game by introversion software.
Ziggy9263: I played it a little, had to format my computer before I could really get into it, though.
Ziggy9263: Ok. Just wondering, because your name seemed familiar...
ozbot: Twitter / StephenAtHome: TONIGHT: "The NSA is spying ...
Ziggy9263: I want to get a tablet just so I can play it on the tablet, lol.
BingoBoingo: Anyone here see that Scheier is getting pushed out of his "Security Futurist" job at BT?
truffles: and how there are so many narcs theyre running into each other lol
BingoBoingo: Everyone is a narc when exposed to rectothermal threats
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: rectum
truffles: so its like a probe but with pcs ?
BingoBoingo: truffles: It is a soldering iron in the pooper
BingoBoingo: truffles: A human who really wants another human's secrets
jborkl: Well I guess it depends on if it is on or off
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe not a person. Human though merely implies species, not the worth of any particular member of the species.
truffles: torture works on the weak sure
truffles: and most ppl wouldve already spilled
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49600 @ 0.00089712 = 44.4972 BTC [+] {2}
fiat500: he works for a british telecom?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.001 = 2 BTC
BingoBoingo: Well, it goes well with the he was a government collaborator theory...
fiat500: the brits are so much worse about personal privacy than the US
fiat500: eh, interesting conspiracy theory
fiat500: that makes more sense to me
truffles: "BT has been fingered by The Guardian" hmm
deego: Fingered by its own Guardian. That's some serious abuse. :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 10 @ 0.042 = 0.42 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: some fucktard is trying to sell me some amazon bitcoin bible
mircea_popescu: "over 200 pages the book describes easy to understand, but in depth all the
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'd be more disturbed if they weren't selling it.
mircea_popescu: i guess niels bohr also got fliers in the mail about this new way to learn all there's tio know about neutrinos
mircea_popescu: written by our entreprising if dimwitted friends across the pond
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00089772 = 8.1693 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: maybe we need to hire a shakespeare to bibleize the storys
mircea_popescu: to invest or not, is it wiser in the purse to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous povertah
mircea_popescu: or take arms against a sea of ipos and in scamtagging end them!
fiat500: and lo, mircea said unto thee, insert coins to continue reading
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02499995 = 0.125 BTC [+]
ozbot: Bitcoin Pulse - Monitoring the pulse of Bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25348799 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00089862 = 17.7927 BTC [+] {2}
deego: assbot: nice a.. and nice name!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10606 @ 0.0008968 = 9.5115 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 4000 @ 0.00045218 = 1.8087 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14613 @ 0.00089733 = 13.1127 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 700 @ 0.002321 = 1.6247 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.24301428 = 1.7011 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3204 @ 0.00089966 = 2.8825 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2900 @ 0.00090021 = 2.6106 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.24997799 BTC [+]
benkay: asciilifeform: i attended a talk on a google product this evening (that strongly resembles javascript but isn't in some not so subtle ways) and when i asked the presenter about managing different versions of libs on one computer was told that such was just never considered as a use case.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.24999779 = 1.25 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: more importantly than loper os is a history of "why compute am broek: a histree"
benkay: anyways. i don't really understand these tools yet but i suspect something went horribly horribly wrong at some point before i was born.
BingoBoingo: benkay: Well, in asciilifeform's case a bit after he was born, but still after
benkay: BingoBoingo: do you know? can you recite the ballad of how computers got wholly fucked?
fiat500: benkay: this wouldnt be an issue if "modern" programmers werent so fucking lazy and stopped breaking backward compatibility with every dot release
fiat500: then we wouldnt need bullshit like rvm
benkay: there are lots of stupid people out there who are always going to make shitty code
BingoBoingo: fiat500: As a counter example backwards compatibility has crippled x86 for most of its histoy.
fiat500: you say crippled, i say there are wonderful libs written 10 years ago i can still use today
fiat500: not everyone can keep maintaing every piece of code they write
BingoBoingo: fiat500: I don't mean on that level. I mean in that eal and protected modes are still things in x86
fiat500: how is that holding things back? just leave it
Apocalyptic: why was that mode used for in the first place ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56638 @ 0.00089937 = 50.9385 BTC [-] {2}
fiat500: anyway, theres probably more valid arguments against keeping legacy vm features than there are against maintaining sane APIs
fiat500: motherfucker, dont change the goddamn API, i dont want to rewrite my goddamn code every time you release a new version
fiat500: deprecate the old one and stop updating it, sure
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 5700 @ 0.001 = 5.7 BTC
fiat500: mircea_popescu: some of these so-called 'modern' languages change basic core premises in the language sometimes
fiat500: "lel0loloz i'm changing how 'print' behaves"
gribble: Error: "c" is not a valid command.
fiat500: btw, ffmpeg is especially bad at this
fiat500: those guys can rot in hell :P
Apocalyptic: asciilifeform, out of curiosity what OS are you running for everyday use ?
benkay: what is the cpu, asciilifeform?
fiat500: dat mips, lets you choose your endianness
fiat500: i use insane positively here
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26054 @ 0.00090019 = 23.4536 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6185 @ 0.00089915 = 5.5612 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15615 @ 0.00089771 = 14.0177 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12521 @ 0.00089771 = 11.2402 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.002321 = 0.2042 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00089849 = 10.692 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.024999 = 0.3 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5168 @ 0.00089717 = 4.6366 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 32253 @ 0.00009603 = 3.0973 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.0008964 = 4.0786 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28274 @ 0.00089849 = 25.4039 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00089867 = 17.0747 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1130863047.84 based on data since last change | 1259820370.03 based on data for last three days
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17102 @ 0.00089848 = 15.3658 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3898 @ 0.00090021 = 3.509 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.00089714 = 9.2405 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5873 @ 0.00090036 = 5.2878 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29350 @ 0.00090141 = 26.4564 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22750 @ 0.00090101 = 20.498 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P095T] 5 @ 0.03 = 0.15 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00089805 = 3.5922 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.043 = 0.301 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0425 = 0.1275 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9339 @ 0.00089748 = 8.3816 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69691 @ 0.00089487 = 62.3644 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20309 @ 0.00089226 = 18.1209 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.0468 = 0.9828 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 681 @ 0.00089772 = 0.6113 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25250274 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00090129 = 7.0301 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.25267275 = 1.516 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.25424994 = 2.034 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.255 BTC [+]
jurov: finally got at least 6% from bitfunder
jurov: but still was not said what happened to rest
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6250 @ 0.00090197 = 5.6373 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15194 @ 0.00090271 = 13.7158 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16493 @ 0.00090271 = 14.8884 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19850 @ 0.00090239 = 17.9124 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 47 @ 0.04201274 = 1.9746 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19538 @ 0.00090248 = 17.6327 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17651 @ 0.00090066 = 15.8975 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6018 @ 0.00089912 = 5.4109 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24150 @ 0.00089903 = 21.7116 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.25633799 = 1.2817 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00245313 = 1.2266 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2574 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10450 @ 0.00089898 = 9.3943 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 323 @ 0.00232103 = 0.7497 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8235 @ 0.00089898 = 7.4031 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11765 @ 0.00089921 = 10.5792 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 730.005, Best ask: 731.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.99500, Last trade: 730.005, 24 hour volume: 53584.31024000, 24 hour low: 678.8904, 24 hour high: 849.0, 24 hour vwap: 746.9996
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26019 @ 0.00090106 = 23.4447 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23300 @ 0.00090317 = 21.0439 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.0009021 = 4.0595 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3248 @ 0.00090317 = 2.9335 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00090317 = 6.3222 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00090317 = 4.9223 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1880 @ 0.0009021 = 1.6959 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.08948498 = 0.8948 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 37 @ 0.02397323 = 0.887 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 2454 @ 0.00248687 = 6.1028 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.0028539 = 0.1056 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6152 @ 0.00090322 = 5.5566 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: bitcoins for beer. that $10k btc bet will be a lock.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3346 @ 0.00090362 = 3.0235 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19318 @ 0.00090243 = 17.4331 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Almost Human - Bitcoin - YouTube
Duffer1: zoom enhance! now zoom again on that reflection and enhance
gribble: ThickAsThieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 minutes and 7 seconds ago: <ThickAsThieves> bitcoin in the future!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02449833 = 0.147 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0245 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50720 @ 0.00090403 = 45.8524 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14580 @ 0.00090415 = 13.1825 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: All about X.EUR future on MPEx - serialized delusions
mike_c: <troll>i was just thinking that there aren't enough bloggers in the world.</troll>
mike_c: good post :) i spent way too long trying to parse the x.eur contract yesterday
the20year2: RentalStarter service payment has been made
davout: jurov get yourself a proper twitter icon
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02439999 = 0.488 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 85 @ 0.0028 = 0.238 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3595 @ 0.00090418 = 3.2505 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00090198 = 6.4943 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11726 @ 0.00089981 = 10.5512 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7374 @ 0.00089818 = 6.6232 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0026703 = 0.267 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2576 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17200 @ 0.0009045 = 15.5574 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 99 @ 0.00267 = 0.2643 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.261 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04499 = 0.18 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21150 @ 0.00090503 = 19.1414 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3200 @ 0.00090373 = 2.8919 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 50000 @ 0.00011499 = 5.7495 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9255 @ 0.00011996 = 1.1102 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21955 @ 0.00090373 = 19.8414 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 855 @ 0.00012388 = 0.1059 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 45 @ 0.02291137 = 1.031 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 125 @ 0.0226168 = 2.8271 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 101 @ 0.0222 = 2.2422 BTC [-] {2}
KRS-: I think I'm seeing higher lows forming on the graphs..market price is going to climb again after this last round of selling.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 746.10001, Best ask: 746.9, Bid-ask spread: 0.79999, Last trade: 747.995, 24 hour volume: 46510.92498132, 24 hour low: 678.8904, 24 hour high: 824.88888, 24 hour vwap: 737.03733
KRS-: why blur the best part..damn.
KRS-: Looks delicious otherwise.
Namworld: Market price is always going to climb again after a round of selling or fall again after a round of buying. Be it in 1 minute, 1 day, 1 year or 200 years
KRS-: ya..i was hoping it wasn't going to be a lower low and i am happy about that.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3250 @ 0.00090352 = 2.9364 BTC [-]
dexX7: KRS-: my advise is to use the lows to buy more und relax, enjoy the journey and keep in mind that your goal right now should be to get as many coins as possible, not usd
dexX7: you'll the this damn picture again and again and again
ozbot: Europe - The Final Countdown - YouTube
KRS-: you are expecting it then
dexX7: like the us starts "banning" btc?
mircea_popescu: dexX7 no, like the us forms soup kitchen queues first.
dexX7: 48 million americans already receive food stamps
dexX7: that's more than half germany :S
mircea_popescu: queues tho. queues means there's not enough to go around.
mircea_popescu: well technically, it means that people are hungry enough to queue and got nothing better to do with their time than queue.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 735.7145, Best ask: 736.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.28550, Last trade: 735.7145, 24 hour volume: 45932.13596275, 24 hour low: 678.8904, 24 hour high: 824.88888, 24 hour vwap: 736.32899
KRS-: and since this is turning out to be a bubble everyone's net worth will only be a fraction of what it was if you all didn't sell off your bitcoin
mike_c: that image is photoshopped. the price curve wasn't that smooth.
mike_c: yeah, white & black? bullshit.
mircea_popescu: esp because the black is used to represent the unknown. is the implicatiobn blacks can't write or don't have money ?
mircea_popescu: in case you're wondering, i've just written an article about painful underwear, and as a result read up some feminist blogs. that shit's such a self-parody...
mike_c: menthol? that is painful just to read.
nubbins`: reading that made me crave one
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31800 @ 0.00089949 = 28.6038 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: it probably sounds even better in chinese
mircea_popescu: basically parafin oil imbibated with camphor and methol to the point it's rusty brown
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00090368 = 15.6337 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: kakobrekla: not sure. they taste like nothing after a while anyway
dub: the brown is from ground cockroach and tigerpenis
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
dub: continuing to place trust in that shitbag after the shill bidding revelation was pretty smart in the first place butt
topace: [14:43:43] <topace> anyone here running a bot on havelock
topace: [14:43:47] <topace> new rate limiting is now in effect
topace: [14:43:58] <topace> there was a few people not playing nice
topace: [14:43:59] <topace> so i had no choice
topace: [14:44:25] <topace> one bot was doing 3000 requests per 600 seconds (5 per second!)
topace: [14:44:33] <topace> the limit is now 600 per 600 seconds
topace: [14:44:48] <topace> aka 1 per second, over the past 10 minutes
topace: [14:45:02] <topace> * subject to chnage of course
topace: all responses also now contain an 'apirate' parameter, which, the entire time i was code, read as "api rate", but just as i finished, i looked back and went "yarrrrrrrrr a pirate!"
kakobrekla: i belive it was slanderous soul, as dully noted in the feedback shrani.si/f/z/L3/oFmb4zW/trust.png
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 560 @ 0.001 = 0.56 BTC
kakobrekla: dunno how he risked 500 btc with me though
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04499999 = 0.27 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: his comment on mine says "Left Illegitimate feedback. Please remove and I will do the same."
dub: tbh if 16 and not high sometimes you're doing it wrong
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcointalk.org treasurer to be scammer tagged
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20900 @ 0.00090061 = 18.8227 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00090424 = 10.4892 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 245 @ 0.00297655 = 0.7293 BTC [+] {8}
BingoBoingo: Eh, who know. Funny how Garr seems to have the allegiance of both Thermos and Goat though
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 30000 @ 0.001 = 30 BTC
mircea_popescu: there's not many scams goat hasn't shilled, starting with pirate.
mircea_popescu: there's however no legitimate business he ever pushed.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
ozbot: BitBet - Any altcoin will surpass Litecoin in market capitalization
jborkl: I was looking through the forum donators list today
jborkl: I looked to see what happened to our good buddy Ripple, it is now a donate your spare computing power to help the planet
mircea_popescu: for a while there mid 2012 the scammer mo was pretty much theswede's : make acct, donate, post 2k posts and buy some old accts.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 65381 @ 0.001 = 65.381 BTC
gribble: There are currently 12463.257 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 10980943.0123 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0790 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 201 @ 0.003 = 0.603 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: There are currently 35298.499 bitcoins offered at or under 2500.0 USD, worth 40994299.675 USD in total. | Data vintage: 71.9605 seconds
gribble: There are currently 36323.35 bitcoins offered at or under 10000.0 USD, worth 46115259.7283 USD in total. | Data vintage: 239.6925 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.003 = 0.114 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.262 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13200 @ 0.0009048 = 11.9434 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: There are currently 235083.49 bitcoins demanded at or over 1.0 USD, worth 30049576.4399 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0680 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.09951099 = 0.9951 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0466 = 0.2796 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14350 @ 0.00090263 = 12.9527 BTC [-]
ozbot: [ANN] Bernankoin: the Coin to save our economy - IMPOSSIBLE TO PREMINE
pankkake: I know very little about maths in C++ so I failed to make a smoother QE :(
jurov: lol that essential balm.. our family uses vietnamese one, in the same case
jurov: i even found original case from the 80s with prospect
jurov: and it literally said
jurov: "in case of epidemy, apply to nostrils"
mircea_popescu: mine said "in case of uppity woman, apply to cunt lips".
jurov: Contraindication: Vagostabyl
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00090296 = 5.0566 BTC [+]
dub: pankkake: ohhh I understand nothing of document
pankkake: not sure how I could make it obviouser
Vexual: pankakke: how to print with pixma 4700?!?!?! I can't get drivers working, please help!
KRS-: what happened to /dtng/
pankkake: people really are mining this thing!
davout: pankkake: this is impressive
ozbot: ApeCoin - Day 2, needs pools.
dub: Has 3 posts and his own altcoin, legitness
pankkake: not really, you haven't see me fail to understand how numbers work in C++ :/
dub: need an exchange guise
davout: you know how to count up to two ?
davout: that's already too much
davout: "hello boyz, appreciate the pitch, gtfo"
davout: blow stamps, not for beer yet
pankkake: heineken doesn't sell directly to customers right?
pankkake: though the mention of bitcoin could be just for the hype
davout: like george says: "what else"
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 677.4, Best ask: 679.85, Bid-ask spread: 2.45000, Last trade: 679.26, 24 hour volume: 142858.79, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 693.39
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 50000 @ 0.001 = 50 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00090141 = 6.9859 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59100 @ 0.00089972 = 53.1735 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00090332 = 16.5759 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 hour, 1 minute, and 59 seconds ago: * jurov pays pankkake to troll vexual
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00090086 = 11.9814 BTC [-]
pizzaman1337: just to confirm, you can't "create" X.EUR contracts and sell them, right?
dub: that heiny thing could be big
dub: they could basically force btc pos acceptance at 50% of the worlds bars
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 you gotta talk to davout, deliver euros to him
davout: or hot teens, depending on the offered rate
davout: if you have EUR on a bitcoin-central.net you can exchange them for X.EUR on MPEx 1/1 for the time being
davout: but anyway, marriage is when the fun begins
davout: what's the point of being wealthy if it's not to own a garçonnière
pizzaman1337: both making your own hot teens, and for what you just mentioned
davout: mircea_popescu: i already have one and she's a lot of work
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 i suppose the idea is for this to remain mostly a large player thing, so no, probably no ui.
pizzaman1337: because, unless I'm understanding this incorrectly, when you buy X.EUR you're basically going long EUR
mircea_popescu: then again maybe that's just me being a stick in the mud blocking progress
pizzaman1337: I mean, unless the options bot has tighter spreads... this could be a good option for going long BTC
davout: if you want to go long BTC i suppose the easiest is to buy BTC on bitcoin-central.net directly
pizzaman1337: yeah; I guess you're not getting any extra leverage by buying here
davout: the way i see it this contract has a couple main benefits
davout: it brings BC moar volume, and mixes liquidity with mpex
davout: and it enables any party to actually trade the EUR without having an account at a regulated exchange
davout: didn't really think about leverage either
davout: but without really thinking about it at all i'd assume you'd be better served with options if what you want is leverage
mircea_popescu: i'd allow an option on the future just for the hell of it if someone signed some serious mm ing commitment
davout: hah i'm educating myself on derivatives
davout: i opened the last pages of the book i'm reading and fell in shock discovering about options on options
davout: i quickly went back to the some-farmer-sells-wheat-for-june
benkay: yo dawg i herd u liek risk
pankkake: yo dawg, i heard you really like options
benkay: so i wrote some options on options so you can leverage while you leverage
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.0009013 = 10.2748 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17750 @ 0.00090396 = 16.0453 BTC [+] {3}
pizzaman1337: so mpex-mktdepth.php doesn't return the order books sorted by price? that's a bummer...
benkay: welcome to the mpex apis
benkay: go earn thy keep, programmer.