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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18059 @ 0.00089789 = 16.215 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: looks like bitcoin-central is goxed
turbo_ac100: hey mircea_popescu, do you want to make someone make a firefox search engine plugin for bitbet? Imagine asigning keyword bb and just 'bb bfl' would CREATE fun - or at least find it.
mircea_popescu: hehe not such a bad idea
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> looks like bitcoin-central is goxed << hi davout
dub: guys
dub: everyone chill the fuck out
dub: http://www.thestreet.com/story/12154966/1/five-ways-to-fix-bitcoin.html
ozbot: Five Ways to Fix Bitcoin - TheStreet
turbo_ac100: should be half an hour of work max: mycroft project is your friend http://mycroftproject.com/search-engines.html
mircea_popescu: wow dub ty for saving the day
dub: this has to be satire right?
mircea_popescu: unintentional, but yes.
pankkake: "Select images for those bitcoin printings that convey respect and prestige globally, perhaps the portraits of American presidents" unintentional?
davout: pankkake: wat
dub: 5 wayz to fux buttcoin, make it into USD
mircea_popescu: since when does the set of us presidents convey respek or prestige ?
pankkake: davout: oh it's back. it was showing 0€ no trades
mircea_popescu: dub that's thinking outsidda da box yo
dub: they are people that other people have or would liek to shoot at duh
mircea_popescu: dub thb they look kinda like the presidents of all failed european colonies.
mircea_popescu: new zealand, rhodesia, name your pick
davout: pankkake: that happens when the front has loaded, but it' still waiting for the api to answer
davout: pankkake: in other words when we're goxxed
davout: xD
pankkake: hehe
mircea_popescu: lawl
pankkake: so much volume, can't handle it!
dub: too popular
davout: fuck yes
davout: such volume
dub: such success
pankkake: that's what you get for using ruby
mircea_popescu: confucius say : he who fuck yes is yay.
davout: i use ruby
mircea_popescu: no, ruby uses you.
davout: in the berlusconi way
mircea_popescu: btw, who's berlusconi's latest gf ?
mircea_popescu: did he move off the twelve year old ?
davout: some random inmate i presume
mircea_popescu: wait he;'s in jale ?
davout: dunno
mircea_popescu: is an Italian politician, entrepreneur, media tycoon, frequent criminal defendant and convicted tax evader who served three times as Prime Minister of Italy
mircea_popescu: sounds like that place.
mircea_popescu: In November 2010, teenage Moroccan belly dancer and alleged prostitute Karima El Mahroug (better known as "Ruby Rubacuori") claimed to have been given $10,000 by Berlusconi at parties at his private villas. The girl told prosecutors in Milan that these events were like orgies where Berlusconi and 20 young women performed an African-style ritual known as the "bunga bunga" in the nude.
mircea_popescu: aha!
kakobrekla: such spread
turbo_ac100: "Select images for those bitcoin printings that convey respect and prestige globally, perhaps the portraits of American presidents." o_O
davout: i always want to make yo mamma jokes when someone mentions a wide spread
asciilifeform: anyone remember the american politician with the 'wide stance' ?
dub: palin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 45 @ 0.00296998 = 0.1336 BTC [+] {4}
asciilifeform: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_Craig_scandal
ozbot: Larry Craig scandal - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
kakobrekla: "yo mama has such spread its useful for such spread joke"
kakobrekla: liek dat?
dub: so humerus
davout: kakobrekla: something like that
dub: woot passed 200 pages in my document that nobody will read!
benkay: what document, dub?
kakobrekla: dont read it or else he will have to start over
dub: PoC test for a metro ethernet
dub: so yes, lots of drawings
benkay: i love the documents nobody will ever read
dub: theres only like 25k words so far
benkay: that'd be one of the reasons i bailed on the semiconductor space
mircea_popescu: there's a girl somewhere in a basement, kinda mousty, kinda cute, with glases and b tits
mircea_popescu: READING ALL THESE
benkay: so these gpg contracts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17029 @ 0.00089346 = 15.2147 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6371 @ 0.00089323 = 5.6908 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: specifically for MPOE/MPEx, wherein it's laid out that bond deposits must be greater than 100 BTC - what is our overlord's process for updating these contracts to reflect the reality of 50 BTC bond deposits, and how would our overlord advise future contract writers to behave when making similar modifications?
mircea_popescu: there;s 50 btc bond deposits ?
BingoBoingo: There is an Alphabet Soup Agency Agent right now reading all of Bitcointalk's posts and being pissed that the guy in the neighboring cubicle gets to instead just read the -assets log and follow any linked content.
mircea_popescu: there probably should be 10 btc bond deposits, seeing how the lot got downsized
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo word lol
jurov: O.o benkay you're writing guidelines for contract writers???
benkay: well i'll be damned
kakobrekla: its an interesting topic
benkay: nah jurov i'm just wrong about stuff
benkay: but maybe one day i'll have written a few gpg contracts and can write guidelines for stuff
kakobrekla: i put the variable part of the contract in a seperate part
jurov: smickles wrote some
kakobrekla: i did put
jurov: i then snatched them
jurov: and mutilated beyond repair
kakobrekla: so you end up with 2 docs, one being disposable or whatever
benkay: o hey mind forwarding your snatch?
benkay: (el oh el forwarding a snatch)
jurov: you want to pay smickles too?
benkay: can't see why i would
mircea_popescu: having a variable part kinda defeats the immutable niceness of gpg
mircea_popescu: immutable niceness kinda defeats being alive
mircea_popescu: rock paper snatch.
kakobrekla: like deposit addy is defined in X where X is a time limited contract
mircea_popescu: that works yes
mircea_popescu: or like the x.eur settlement works
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 515 @ 0.00089806 = 0.4625 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5550 @ 0.00089979 = 4.9938 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.00297397 = 0.2082 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 52 @ 0.00291245 = 0.1514 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: !t m nsa
assbot: Things which are alike, in nature, grow to look alike, and the speaking stones have lain a long time lookin' at the sun.
benkay: !h
assbot: List of commands:
assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !jd (desc: returns relevant stats from https://just-dice.com)
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
benkay: !t m snsa
assbot: Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.
benkay: !t mpex snsa
assbot: I don't know those people, and they don't look very friendly.
kakobrekla: !t m s.nsa
assbot: [MPEX:S.NSA] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00015 / 0.00015066 / 0.00016 (11671 shares, 1.76 BTC), 30D: 0.0001011 / 0.00010918 / 0.00016 (508879 shares, 55.56 BTC)
benkay: !t mpex nsa
assbot: I don't know those people, and they don't look very friendly.
benkay: thanks kakobrekla
kakobrekla: yw
benkay: !l m s.nsa
assbot: Last trade for S.NSA on MPEX was at 0.00016 BTC [+]
jurov: !t m x.eur
assbot: The vision of Christ that thou dost see ... is my vision's greatest enemy.
wao-ender: :D
jurov: !depth m x.eur
jurov: $depth x.eur
mpexbot: jurov: X.EUR Bids: ['5000 @ 0.0016245', '2000 @ 0.0016129', '100 @ 0.00153846', '350 @ 0.00147']
mpexbot: jurov: Asks: ['1000 @ 0.00209999', '1000 @ 0.00217391', '2000 @ 0.00227272']
benkay: i see davout is now posting bids and asks ;)
jurov: if it's davout
jurov: in the beginning there was only 2000 bid/ask
jurov: the 1000/5000 ones are newere
benkay: well someone
benkay: davout i think is obligated to maintain a spread
jurov: that was helluva spread at first
benkay: hella spreaaaad
mircea_popescu: still kinda wide
jurov: ;;calc 1/0.00209999
gribble: 476.192743775
jurov: ;;calc 1/0.00162450
gribble: 615.574022776
jurov: ;;bc,convert eur
gribble: 1 BTC = 736.0 USD = 534.9984 eur
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04425 = 0.177 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 768 @ 0.00297079 = 2.2816 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 107 @ 0.0029708 = 0.3179 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 70 @ 0.0028505 = 0.1995 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8935 @ 0.00089979 = 8.0396 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2560007 = 0.768 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.25233366 = 2.271 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3015 @ 0.00089566 = 2.7004 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12685 @ 0.00089525 = 11.3562 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: "the operators of bitcoin" oh my lols
jborkl: Sup ladies
benkay: can't tell if derp or sarcasm
truffles: hey girls
mike_c: it should be on coinion, but it's atcually derp.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6221 @ 0.00089318 = 5.5565 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: the operators of bitcoin, twisted instigators.
jborkl: Bitcoin is boring lately, I am going to start trolling to keep myself entertained
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16300 @ 0.00089431 = 14.5773 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12464 @ 0.00089306 = 11.1311 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1636 @ 0.00089172 = 1.4589 BTC [-]
truffles: dub the dick
truffles: lol
dub: never
truffles: nim thinks so :p
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7764 @ 0.00089172 = 6.9233 BTC [-]
pankkake: my Bernankoin is going along well, finally. preview of the splash screen: http://i.imgur.com/3vshLef.png
pankkake: just need to tweak the Quantitative Easing function some more
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10337 @ 0.0008916 = 9.2165 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.25 = 1.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6226 @ 0.00089574 = 5.5769 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/12/16/the-nsa-claims-it-foiled-a-foreign-plot-to-destroy-the-u-s-economy/
ozbot: The NSA Claims It Foiled a Foreign Plot to Destroy the U.S. Economy | TheBlaze.com
mircea_popescu: the bitcoin is foiled!
Apocalyptic: wtf
truffles: lmao
truffles: bitcoin is a terrorist organization
mircea_popescu: pls gib us more monyz, we are not useless. we thwarted a tethan plot to turn the sun pink!
Apocalyptic: heh
Diablo-D3: the market is down to $700 again? heh.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.0249 = 0.498 BTC [+]
Ziggy9263: Let the lurking begin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.0249 = 0.4233 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: mining is no longer profitable, stop teh hashzorz!
Apocalyptic: TAT, don't bother, you're not winning the bet :)
ThickAsThieves: :)
Ziggy9263: .bait
ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrbz7hSy71qk6jw7o1_500.jpg
ThickAsThieves: an american can dream, can't he?
Ziggy9263: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4qn0j7Prn1r9mvn7o1_500.jpg
Ziggy9263: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9as1xK4Wn1rb3lryo1_500.jpg
Ziggy9263: .sharkbait
Ziggy9263: .oohaha
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: At what point for you does sabotagine miners become profitable?
ThickAsThieves: ziggy, yknow you can make out with ozbot in private too
Ziggy9263: OH!
ThickAsThieves: i dont know what sabotage costs
Ziggy9263: I just saw the 500 and assumed it was the same picture...
asciilifeform: nsa foils plot to destroy us economy! strateegic nyooke levels redmond, wa. please stay out of crater.
Ziggy9263: It... Isn't...
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: Well for a pair of shears and the location of the mains power into a mining farm...
ThickAsThieves: i assume attacking pools would be most disruptive
Apocalyptic: indeed
ThickAsThieves: i hear there's an internet main line in cyprus...
BingoBoingo: ThickAsThieves: Well I though you had a bet to win...
fiat500: ohai ThickAsThieves
BingoBoingo: Does NeoBee even hash?
ThickAsThieves: sup
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: botnets are already switching from mining to pool ddos.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Took them long enough
ThickAsThieves: neobee gon hash donuwurry nun
asciilifeform: it's been the case for a while.
Apocalyptic: asciilifeform, interesting
asciilifeform: the best sabotage is free.
ThickAsThieves: i guess i need more hacker friends
Ziggy9263: ThickAsThieves: So do I. I need to hack more often, too.
Ziggy9263: I only ever do it at school, lol.
Ziggy9263: But really, once I have admin on the computer I'm on and free, unblocked internet, at school, then I'm all good, no need to hack more, lol.
Ziggy9263: But if I were to ever make it downtown to the ISD's office...
asciilifeform: there's more to life than an uncensored net connection.
Ziggy9263: I'd keep a livecd and a rat with me...
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: That's where the admin power comes in, but only for the local computer... Which is nice.
Ziggy9263: Windows...
Ziggy9263: I know the password of one of my teachers, and so I log in, open up the console, add my admin account, log out and back into the account, and then I'm all good... After that, I just proxy on over to my server and then watch youtube videos all class period.
Ziggy9263: And go onto IRC.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16067 @ 0.00089114 = 14.3179 BTC [-] {3}
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: I have a question for you...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1633 @ 0.00089027 = 1.4538 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 1337 @ 0.00010339 = 0.1382 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 1337 @ 0.00012 = 0.1604 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: prof at my uni, years ago, peeking at a kid's laptop: 'if you play net poker during my lecture, at least have the decency to win.'
Apocalyptic: heh
mircea_popescu: lol
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: Internic Network... Reminds me of Uplink... You ever played it?
asciilifeform: ?
Ziggy9263: Never played it?
asciilifeform: i've never 'played' times square, or the bering strait, or nato, either
asciilifeform: how do you 'play' internic?
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: I asked if you'd played Uplink, sir.
Ziggy9263: asciilifeform: The game by introversion software.
asciilifeform: nope.
Ziggy9263: Okay then, nevermind...
asciilifeform: played 'core wars' though.
asciilifeform: recommended.
Ziggy9263: Ahahaha!
Ziggy9263: core wars...
Ziggy9263: I played it a little, had to format my computer before I could really get into it, though.
Ziggy9263: Do you also lurk in #osdev?
asciilifeform: nope.
Ziggy9263: Ok. Just wondering, because your name seemed familiar...
mircea_popescu: i played nato.
mircea_popescu: it's kinda boring
HaltingState: Ziggy9263, i love uplink
Ziggy9263: I love it, too.
dub: https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome/status/412769258771189761
ozbot: Twitter / StephenAtHome: TONIGHT: "The NSA is spying ...
Ziggy9263: I want to get a tablet just so I can play it on the tablet, lol.
mod6: corewars++
Ziggy9263: And corewars is cool, too.
Ziggy9263: Any of you ever heard of PSDoom?
Ziggy9263: No?
truffles: dub heard about that lol
BingoBoingo: Anyone here see that Scheier is getting pushed out of his "Security Futurist" job at BT?
truffles: and how there are so many narcs theyre running into each other lol
BingoBoingo: Everyone is a narc when exposed to rectothermal threats
asciilifeform: 'hey torquemada! what do you say? - i just got back from the auto-da-fe!'
truffles: ;;ud rectothermal
gribble: Google found nothing.
truffles: ;;google rectothermal
gribble: Schneier on Security: Norbt: <https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2009/11/norbt.html>; Loper OS » Practical Cryptoanalysis of Elliptic Curve DSA.: <http://www.loper-os.org/?p=1061>; Amazon Vows To Fight Government Requests For Data - Slashdot: <http://slashdot.org/story/13/06/19/2238212/amazon-vows-to-fight-government-requests-for-data>
truffles: wtf does that mean!
asciilifeform: looks like i might be responsible for throwing that into the english-speaking world.
bloctoc: ;;ud rectum
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rectum | Rectum. Arsehole; anus; poop chute; where thy loafs become pinched. The place where excretement is expelled from the body in a glorius flexing of thy muscles ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: rectum
truffles: so its like a probe but with pcs ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: You did indeed
BingoBoingo: truffles: It is a soldering iron in the pooper
truffles: what human would do that
BingoBoingo: truffles: A human who really wants another human's secrets
truffles: thats no longer a human to me
truffles: or at least not a sane one
jborkl: Well I guess it depends on if it is on or off
asciilifeform: what's the sane thing to do? ask the enemy nicely?
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe not a person. Human though merely implies species, not the worth of any particular member of the species.
asciilifeform: that's normally done first, in any case.
asciilifeform: '1st degree of the extraordinary question: shown the instruments.'
truffles: torture works on the weak sure
truffles: true believers i dunno
truffles: and most ppl wouldve already spilled
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49600 @ 0.00089712 = 44.4972 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: choice was whether to spill before or after the smell of sizzling arse fills the room.
fiat500: BingoBoingo: BT?
BingoBoingo: fiat500: The telecom he work/s/ed for
fiat500: he works for a british telecom?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 2000 @ 0.001 = 2 BTC
BingoBoingo: Seems like it
fiat500: wtf
fiat500: thats insane
BingoBoingo: Well, it goes well with the he was a government collaborator theory...
fiat500: the brits are so much worse about personal privacy than the US
fiat500: eh, interesting conspiracy theory
truffles: what did he collaborate??
fiat500: where is this news?
BingoBoingo: fiat500: This is just a tabloid source, but http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2013/12/nsa-surveillance-critic-bruce-schneier-to-leave-post-at-bt/
fiat500: ars is a tabloid now?
BingoBoingo: fiat500: it kind of has been for a while\
fiat500: oh, he was acqui-hired
fiat500: that makes more sense to me
BingoBoingo: And now he's Departe-fired
fiat500: lol, nice play on words
truffles: "BT has been fingered by The Guardian" hmm
deego: Did BT like it?
truffles: prob not
deego: Fingered by its own Guardian. That's some serious abuse. :(
mircea_popescu: hahahaha
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 10 @ 0.042 = 0.42 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: some fucktard is trying to sell me some amazon bitcoin bible
mircea_popescu: "over 200 pages the book describes easy to understand, but in depth all the
mircea_popescu: wide-ranging aspects of Bitcoins"
mircea_popescu: written by a bunch of tards i never heard of.
mircea_popescu: what is this world coming to
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I'd be more disturbed if they weren't selling it.
mircea_popescu: i guess niels bohr also got fliers in the mail about this new way to learn all there's tio know about neutrinos
mircea_popescu: written by our entreprising if dimwitted friends across the pond
BingoBoingo: Of course
ThickAsThieves: lets IPO a book
ThickAsThieves: the history of bitcoin
ThickAsThieves: itll just be the IRC log
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00089772 = 8.1693 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: this the ending for it.
ThickAsThieves: fin.
mircea_popescu: you know mty logs of this chan are > 50mb
BingoBoingo: I dunno Paper gets expensive
mircea_popescu: that's roughly 10`000 pages.
ThickAsThieves: an e-book then!
ThickAsThieves: even scammier
ThickAsThieves: it's an epic history after all
ThickAsThieves: much drama and tragedy
Bugpowder: just thru chapter 3
mircea_popescu: tbh i think the "only 200 pages" is a selling point.
ThickAsThieves: maybe we need to hire a shakespeare to bibleize the storys
mircea_popescu: storeys
ThickAsThieves: sry storees
ThickAsThieves: parables n whatnot
ThickAsThieves: Mircea 5:12
mircea_popescu: to invest or not, is it wiser in the purse to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous povertah
ThickAsThieves: hehe
mircea_popescu: or take arms against a sea of ipos and in scamtagging end them!
fiat500: and lo, mircea said unto thee, insert coins to continue reading
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02499995 = 0.125 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: http://www.bitcoinpulse.com/
ozbot: Bitcoin Pulse - Monitoring the pulse of Bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25348799 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19800 @ 0.00089862 = 17.7927 BTC [+] {2}
deego: assbot: nice a.. and nice name!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10606 @ 0.0008968 = 9.5115 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 4000 @ 0.00045218 = 1.8087 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14613 @ 0.00089733 = 13.1127 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 700 @ 0.002321 = 1.6247 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.24301428 = 1.7011 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3204 @ 0.00089966 = 2.8825 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2900 @ 0.00090021 = 2.6106 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.24997799 BTC [+]
benkay: asciilifeform: i attended a talk on a google product this evening (that strongly resembles javascript but isn't in some not so subtle ways) and when i asked the presenter about managing different versions of libs on one computer was told that such was just never considered as a use case.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.24999779 = 1.25 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: how did we get here?
benkay: more importantly than loper os is a history of "why compute am broek: a histree"
benkay: anyways. i don't really understand these tools yet but i suspect something went horribly horribly wrong at some point before i was born.
BingoBoingo: benkay: Well, in asciilifeform's case a bit after he was born, but still after
benkay: BingoBoingo: do you know? can you recite the ballad of how computers got wholly fucked?
fiat500: benkay: this wouldnt be an issue if "modern" programmers werent so fucking lazy and stopped breaking backward compatibility with every dot release
fiat500: then we wouldnt need bullshit like rvm
benkay: there are lots of stupid people out there who are always going to make shitty code
BingoBoingo: fiat500: As a counter example backwards compatibility has crippled x86 for most of its histoy.
fiat500: you say crippled, i say there are wonderful libs written 10 years ago i can still use today
fiat500: not everyone can keep maintaing every piece of code they write
BingoBoingo: fiat500: I don't mean on that level. I mean in that eal and protected modes are still things in x86
asciilifeform: and so are msdos-era oddities like 'unreal mode.'
fiat500: how is that holding things back? just leave it
asciilifeform: it still wurks. used an intel 'xeon' in 'unreal mode' just last year.
Apocalyptic: hum
Apocalyptic: why was that mode used for in the first place ?
asciilifeform: 16 bit instrs with flat address space.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 56638 @ 0.00089937 = 50.9385 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: segmented address spaces, book-length instruction sets, interrupt controllers with book-length specs, etc. are retarded.
fiat500: anyway, theres probably more valid arguments against keeping legacy vm features than there are against maintaining sane APIs
asciilifeform: sorry, there just isn't another side to it
fiat500: motherfucker, dont change the goddamn API, i dont want to rewrite my goddamn code every time you release a new version
fiat500: </rant>
fiat500: deprecate the old one and stop updating it, sure
mircea_popescu: fiat500 part of that is making very simple apis
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 5700 @ 0.001 = 5.7 BTC
fiat500: mircea_popescu: some of these so-called 'modern' languages change basic core premises in the language sometimes
fiat500: "lel0loloz i'm changing how 'print' behaves"
fiat500: &c
gribble: Error: "c" is not a valid command.
fiat500: O_o
asciilifeform: not everything is built by retarded trendoids:
asciilifeform: here next to me sits a paperback book, on the instruction set used by the cpu in 'cardano'
asciilifeform: library sticker reads '1988'.
fiat500: btw, ffmpeg is especially bad at this
fiat500: those guys can rot in hell :P
Apocalyptic: asciilifeform, out of curiosity what OS are you running for everyday use ?
benkay: what is the cpu, asciilifeform?
asciilifeform: for everyday use, ordinary linux
asciilifeform: 'gentoo'
asciilifeform: cpu in what
Apocalyptic: what do you think of arch ?
asciilifeform: never used it, can't comment.
benkay: cardano
asciilifeform: 'mips'
fiat500: dat mips, lets you choose your endianness
fiat500: how insane is that
benkay: sheeeeeeit.
asciilifeform: this is actually useful/
asciilifeform: .
fiat500: i use insane positively here
asciilifeform: it's a headache if you intend to use an operating system
asciilifeform: but otherwise great.
asciilifeform: at any rate you set the flag once in antifuse & forget about it.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26054 @ 0.00090019 = 23.4536 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6185 @ 0.00089915 = 5.5612 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15615 @ 0.00089771 = 14.0177 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12521 @ 0.00089771 = 11.2402 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.002321 = 0.2042 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00089849 = 10.692 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 12 @ 0.024999 = 0.3 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdw48hNMSC1rlvc92o1_500.jpg
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5168 @ 0.00089717 = 4.6366 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 32253 @ 0.00009603 = 3.0973 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4550 @ 0.0008964 = 4.0786 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: If only Carlsen could LISP? https://twitter.com/Kasparov63/status/412715259124674560
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28274 @ 0.00089849 = 25.4039 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00089867 = 17.0747 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 1130863047.84 based on data since last change | 1259820370.03 based on data for last three days
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17102 @ 0.00089848 = 15.3658 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3898 @ 0.00090021 = 3.509 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10300 @ 0.00089714 = 9.2405 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5873 @ 0.00090036 = 5.2878 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29350 @ 0.00090141 = 26.4564 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22750 @ 0.00090101 = 20.498 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P095T] 5 @ 0.03 = 0.15 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00089805 = 3.5922 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.043 = 0.301 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0425 = 0.1275 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9339 @ 0.00089748 = 8.3816 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 69691 @ 0.00089487 = 62.3644 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20309 @ 0.00089226 = 18.1209 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.0468 = 0.9828 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 681 @ 0.00089772 = 0.6113 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.25250274 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00090129 = 7.0301 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.25267275 = 1.516 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.25424994 = 2.034 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.255 BTC [+]
jurov: finally got at least 6% from bitfunder
jurov: but still was not said what happened to rest
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6250 @ 0.00090197 = 5.6373 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15194 @ 0.00090271 = 13.7158 BTC [+]
nubbins`: hi
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16493 @ 0.00090271 = 14.8884 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19850 @ 0.00090239 = 17.9124 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 47 @ 0.04201274 = 1.9746 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19538 @ 0.00090248 = 17.6327 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17651 @ 0.00090066 = 15.8975 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6018 @ 0.00089912 = 5.4109 BTC [-]
taub_: soo
taub_: it's ded right
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24150 @ 0.00089903 = 21.7116 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.25633799 = 1.2817 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00245313 = 1.2266 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2574 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10450 @ 0.00089898 = 9.3943 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 323 @ 0.00232103 = 0.7497 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8235 @ 0.00089898 = 7.4031 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11765 @ 0.00089921 = 10.5792 BTC [+]
nubbins`: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 730.005, Best ask: 731.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.99500, Last trade: 730.005, 24 hour volume: 53584.31024000, 24 hour low: 678.8904, 24 hour high: 849.0, 24 hour vwap: 746.9996
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26019 @ 0.00090106 = 23.4447 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23300 @ 0.00090317 = 21.0439 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.0009021 = 4.0595 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3248 @ 0.00090317 = 2.9335 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00090317 = 6.3222 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00090317 = 4.9223 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1880 @ 0.0009021 = 1.6959 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.08948498 = 0.8948 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 37 @ 0.02397323 = 0.887 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 2454 @ 0.00248687 = 6.1028 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 37 @ 0.0028539 = 0.1056 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6152 @ 0.00090322 = 5.5566 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: http://i.imgur.com/XRS4QRU.png
mike_c: bitcoins for beer. that $10k btc bet will be a lock.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3346 @ 0.00090362 = 3.0235 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19318 @ 0.00090243 = 17.4331 BTC [-] {2}
ThickAsThieves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpni-DtPWJA
ozbot: Almost Human - Bitcoin - YouTube
ThickAsThieves: bitcoin in the future!
Duffer1: LOL!
Duffer1: zoom enhance! now zoom again on that reflection and enhance
Duffer1: must be a bitcoin
lolstate: !seen ThickAsThieves
lolstate: ;seen ThickAsThieves
lolstate: ;;seen ThickAsThieves
gribble: ThickAsThieves was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 minutes and 7 seconds ago: <ThickAsThieves> bitcoin in the future!
lolstate: you don't say
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.02449833 = 0.147 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0245 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50720 @ 0.00090403 = 45.8524 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14580 @ 0.00090415 = 13.1825 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: http://explo.yt/post/2013/12/16/All-about-X.EUR-future-on-MPEx
ozbot: All about X.EUR future on MPEx - serialized delusions
davout: jurov: tweet dat shit
jurov: it's correct?
davout: yes
jurov: done
mike_c: <troll>i was just thinking that there aren't enough bloggers in the world.</troll>
mike_c: good post :) i spent way too long trying to parse the x.eur contract yesterday
the20year2: RentalStarter service payment has been made
davout: jurov get yourself a proper twitter icon
jurov: mhm
ThickAsThieves: more CSS!
davout: such avatar
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.02439999 = 0.488 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 85 @ 0.0028 = 0.238 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3595 @ 0.00090418 = 3.2505 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7200 @ 0.00090198 = 6.4943 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11726 @ 0.00089981 = 10.5512 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7374 @ 0.00089818 = 6.6232 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0026703 = 0.267 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2576 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17200 @ 0.0009045 = 15.5574 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 99 @ 0.00267 = 0.2643 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.261 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04499 = 0.18 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21150 @ 0.00090503 = 19.1414 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3200 @ 0.00090373 = 2.8919 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 50000 @ 0.00011499 = 5.7495 BTC [+] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9255 @ 0.00011996 = 1.1102 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21955 @ 0.00090373 = 19.8414 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 855 @ 0.00012388 = 0.1059 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 45 @ 0.02291137 = 1.031 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 125 @ 0.0226168 = 2.8271 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 101 @ 0.0222 = 2.2422 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://img.auctiva.com/imgdata/1/4/1/9/1/4/9/webimg/700111825_o.jpg
mircea_popescu: make underwear for the purpose of showing the snatch,
mircea_popescu: airbrush the snatch out of the publicity photos
mircea_popescu: this has got to be purit-us.
KRS-: I think I'm seeing higher lows forming on the graphs..market price is going to climb again after this last round of selling.
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 746.10001, Best ask: 746.9, Bid-ask spread: 0.79999, Last trade: 747.995, 24 hour volume: 46510.92498132, 24 hour low: 678.8904, 24 hour high: 824.88888, 24 hour vwap: 737.03733
KRS-: why blur the best part..damn.
KRS-: Looks delicious otherwise.
Namworld: Market price is always going to climb again after a round of selling or fall again after a round of buying. Be it in 1 minute, 1 day, 1 year or 200 years
mircea_popescu: now that's a point.
KRS-: ya..i was hoping it wasn't going to be a lower low and i am happy about that.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3250 @ 0.00090352 = 2.9364 BTC [-]
dexX7: KRS-: my advise is to use the lows to buy more und relax, enjoy the journey and keep in mind that your goal right now should be to get as many coins as possible, not usd
KRS-: chatter around the net is 'final warning' http://i.imgur.com/BHtpTfx.png
dexX7: you'll the this damn picture again and again and again
TomServo: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
ozbot: Europe - The Final Countdown - YouTube
mircea_popescu: im still betting the us goes first.
KRS-: you are expecting it then
dexX7: like the us starts "banning" btc?
mircea_popescu: dexX7 no, like the us forms soup kitchen queues first.
dexX7: 48 million americans already receive food stamps
dexX7: that's more than half germany :S
mircea_popescu: queues tho. queues means there's not enough to go around.
mircea_popescu: well technically, it means that people are hungry enough to queue and got nothing better to do with their time than queue.
mircea_popescu: powerlessness and hopelessness.
benkay: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 735.7145, Best ask: 736.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.28550, Last trade: 735.7145, 24 hour volume: 45932.13596275, 24 hour low: 678.8904, 24 hour high: 824.88888, 24 hour vwap: 736.32899
KRS-: and since this is turning out to be a bubble everyone's net worth will only be a fraction of what it was if you all didn't sell off your bitcoin
mike_c: that image is photoshopped. the price curve wasn't that smooth.
mircea_popescu: the image is also racist.
mike_c: yeah, white & black? bullshit.
dexX7: lol
davout: clear
mircea_popescu: esp because the black is used to represent the unknown. is the implicatiobn blacks can't write or don't have money ?
mircea_popescu: in case you're wondering, i've just written an article about painful underwear, and as a result read up some feminist blogs. that shit's such a self-parody...
mircea_popescu: just add water an' stir. froth guaranteed
mike_c: menthol? that is painful just to read.
nubbins`: i smoked menthols for years
nubbins`: reading that made me crave one
kakobrekla: menthol fags? arent those for kids?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31800 @ 0.00089949 = 28.6038 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: mike_c there's this temple balm made by teh chinese
mircea_popescu: the household name is "cunt fortifier".
mike_c: it probably sounds even better in chinese
mircea_popescu: http://image.made-in-china.com/2f0j00PeHQLFpnHGrS/Essential-Balm-Temple-of-Heaven.jpg
mircea_popescu: this thing
mircea_popescu: basically parafin oil imbibated with camphor and methol to the point it's rusty brown
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00090368 = 15.6337 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: and people buy this..
mircea_popescu: it's great.
nubbins`: kakobrekla: not sure. they taste like nothing after a while anyway
dub: the brown is from ground cockroach and tigerpenis
mircea_popescu: lol doubt it, for what it costs.
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=67547.msg4011380#msg4011380
ozbot: Starting a new FPGA mining farm/contract Cognitive Resurrected on[Havelock]
dub: continuing to place trust in that shitbag after the shill bidding revelation was pretty smart in the first place butt
mircea_popescu: herp.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla is vindicated.
mircea_popescu: bless his evil soul or w/e the expression was
topace: [14:43:43] <topace> anyone here running a bot on havelock
topace: [14:43:47] <topace> new rate limiting is now in effect
topace: [14:43:58] <topace> there was a few people not playing nice
topace: [14:43:59] <topace> so i had no choice
topace: [14:44:25] <topace> one bot was doing 3000 requests per 600 seconds (5 per second!)
topace: [14:44:33] <topace> the limit is now 600 per 600 seconds
topace: [14:44:48] <topace> aka 1 per second, over the past 10 minutes
topace: [14:45:02] <topace> * subject to chnage of course
topace: all responses also now contain an 'apirate' parameter, which, the entire time i was code, read as "api rate", but just as i finished, i looked back and went "yarrrrrrrrr a pirate!"
kakobrekla: i belive it was slanderous soul, as dully noted in the feedback shrani.si/f/z/L3/oFmb4zW/trust.png
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 560 @ 0.001 = 0.56 BTC
mircea_popescu: a that yeah.
kakobrekla: dunno how he risked 500 btc with me though
kakobrekla: must be high or something
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04499999 = 0.27 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: his comment on mine says "Left Illegitimate feedback. Please remove and I will do the same."
ThickAsThieves: so i left him a second negrating
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: you can do multiple ?
ThickAsThieves: yeah
kakobrekla: meh, sheep will be sheep
dub: tbh if 16 and not high sometimes you're doing it wrong
BingoBoingo: If only scammer tags were still a thing
BingoBoingo: http://bitbet.us/bet/314/bitcointalk-org-treasurer-to-be-scammer-tagged/
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcointalk.org treasurer to be scammer tagged
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20900 @ 0.00090061 = 18.8227 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00090424 = 10.4892 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 245 @ 0.00297655 = 0.7293 BTC [+] {8}
mircea_popescu: sucks huh
BingoBoingo: Eh, who know. Funny how Garr seems to have the allegiance of both Thermos and Goat though
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 30000 @ 0.001 = 30 BTC
mircea_popescu: there's not many scams goat hasn't shilled, starting with pirate.
mircea_popescu: there's however no legitimate business he ever pushed.
mircea_popescu: pretty decent predictor.
jcpham: rofl fact
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.001 = 10 BTC
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/621/any-altcoin-will-surpass-litecoin-in-market-capitalization/#c2105 lol
ozbot: BitBet - Any altcoin will surpass Litecoin in market capitalization
jborkl: I was looking through the forum donators list today
jborkl: also a good predictor
jborkl: I looked to see what happened to our good buddy Ripple, it is now a donate your spare computing power to help the planet
mircea_popescu: it is yeah.
davout: hah it's for real
mircea_popescu: for a while there mid 2012 the scammer mo was pretty much theswede's : make acct, donate, post 2k posts and buy some old accts.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 65381 @ 0.001 = 65.381 BTC
BingoBoingo: ;;asks 1000
gribble: There are currently 12463.257 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 10980943.0123 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0790 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 201 @ 0.003 = 0.603 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;asks 2500
gribble: There are currently 35298.499 bitcoins offered at or under 2500.0 USD, worth 40994299.675 USD in total. | Data vintage: 71.9605 seconds
BingoBoingo: ;;asks 10000
gribble: There are currently 36323.35 bitcoins offered at or under 10000.0 USD, worth 46115259.7283 USD in total. | Data vintage: 239.6925 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.003 = 0.114 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.262 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13200 @ 0.0009048 = 11.9434 BTC [+] {2}
Namworld: ;;bids 1
gribble: There are currently 235083.49 bitcoins demanded at or over 1.0 USD, worth 30049576.4399 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0680 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 10 @ 0.09951099 = 0.9951 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0466 = 0.2796 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14350 @ 0.00090263 = 12.9527 BTC [-]
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=375010.0 Bernankoin: the Coin to save our economy
ozbot: [ANN] Bernankoin: the Coin to save our economy - IMPOSSIBLE TO PREMINE
benkay: nice
pankkake: I know very little about maths in C++ so I failed to make a smoother QE :(
jurov: lol that essential balm.. our family uses vietnamese one, in the same case
jurov: i even found original case from the 80s with prospect
jurov: and it literally said
jurov: "in case of epidemy, apply to nostrils"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: mine said "in case of uppity woman, apply to cunt lips".
mircea_popescu: perhaps a misprint.
jurov: Contraindication: Vagostabyl
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00090296 = 5.0566 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol]
dub: pankkake: ohhh I understand nothing of document
dub: :(
dub: bitcoin meme #4080
pankkake: half don't geet the joke
pankkake: not sure how I could make it obviouser
Vexual: pankakke: how to print with pixma 4700?!?!?! I can't get drivers working, please help!
KRS-: what happened to /dtng/
pankkake: people really are mining this thing!
Vexual: return on ink?
dub: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=375076.0
davout: pankkake: this is impressive
ozbot: ApeCoin - Day 2, needs pools.
dub: Has 3 posts and his own altcoin, legitness
pankkake: not really, you haven't see me fail to understand how numbers work in C++ :/
dub: need an exchange guise
davout: you know how to count up to two ?
davout: that's already too much
pankkake: it has a subreddit!
davout: how legit
benkay: much coin
pankkake: it has binaries and css
davout: http://i.imgur.com/XRS4QRU.png
davout: "hello boyz, appreciate the pitch, gtfo"
davout: blow stamps, not for beer yet
pankkake: heineken doesn't sell directly to customers right?
pankkake: though the mention of bitcoin could be just for the hype
davout: like george says: "what else"
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 677.4, Best ask: 679.85, Bid-ask spread: 2.45000, Last trade: 679.26, 24 hour volume: 142858.79, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 693.39
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 50000 @ 0.001 = 50 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00090141 = 6.9859 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59100 @ 0.00089972 = 53.1735 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00090332 = 16.5759 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;seen jurov
gribble: jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 hour, 1 minute, and 59 seconds ago: * jurov pays pankkake to troll vexual
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.00090086 = 11.9814 BTC [-]
davout: X.EUR Y U NO TRADE?
pizzaman1337: just to confirm, you can't "create" X.EUR contracts and sell them, right?
dub: that heiny thing could be big
dub: they could basically force btc pos acceptance at 50% of the worlds bars
davout: pizzaman1337: no
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 you gotta talk to davout, deliver euros to him
davout: or hot teens, depending on the offered rate
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: weren't you married ?
davout: if you have EUR on a bitcoin-central.net you can exchange them for X.EUR on MPEx 1/1 for the time being
davout: not yet
davout: but anyway, marriage is when the fun begins
davout: what's the point of being wealthy if it's not to own a garçonnière
mircea_popescu: so then you can make your own hot teens
pizzaman1337: will there be a UI for that at some point?
davout: pizzaman1337: for?
davout: BC EUR 2 X.EUR ?
pizzaman1337: both making your own hot teens, and for what you just mentioned
davout: mircea_popescu: i already have one and she's a lot of work
mircea_popescu: pizzaman1337 i suppose the idea is for this to remain mostly a large player thing, so no, probably no ui.
pizzaman1337: because, unless I'm understanding this incorrectly, when you buy X.EUR you're basically going long EUR
mircea_popescu: it's not for turning 10 eur into10 x.eur
mircea_popescu: then again maybe that's just me being a stick in the mud blocking progress
pizzaman1337: I mean, unless the options bot has tighter spreads... this could be a good option for going long BTC
davout: if you want to go long BTC i suppose the easiest is to buy BTC on bitcoin-central.net directly
pizzaman1337: yeah; I guess you're not getting any extra leverage by buying here
davout: the way i see it this contract has a couple main benefits
thestringpuller: asdasdas sasfasd as dasd asf dgdsfg23
davout: it brings BC moar volume, and mixes liquidity with mpex
davout: and it enables any party to actually trade the EUR without having an account at a regulated exchange
davout: didn't really think about leverage either
davout: but without really thinking about it at all i'd assume you'd be better served with options if what you want is leverage
pizzaman1337: in theory, options are great
pizzaman1337: but it requires good market making too
benkay: options on x.eur ;)
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: i'd allow an option on the future just for the hell of it if someone signed some serious mm ing commitment
davout: hah i'm educating myself on derivatives
davout: i opened the last pages of the book i'm reading and fell in shock discovering about options on options
davout: i quickly went back to the some-farmer-sells-wheat-for-june
mircea_popescu: lol
davout: examples
pizzaman1337: classic
mircea_popescu: finance is an infinitely complex topic.
benkay: yo dawg i herd u liek risk
pankkake: yo dawg, i heard you really like options
davout: LOL
benkay: so i wrote some options on options so you can leverage while you leverage
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.0009013 = 10.2748 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17750 @ 0.00090396 = 16.0453 BTC [+] {3}
pizzaman1337: so mpex-mktdepth.php doesn't return the order books sorted by price? that's a bummer...
benkay: welcome to the mpex apis
benkay: data is there
benkay: go earn thy keep, programmer.