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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.0056998 = 0.171 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3781 @ 0.00087046 = 3.2912 BTC [+]
moiety: http://i.imgur.com/CIubsq7.gif
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 110 @ 0.00552489 = 0.6077 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999999 BTC [+]
pgp: well there soes seem to be some interesting progress
pgp: http://skanner.net/MtGox/mtgox_tx.php?showall=true
ozbot: MtGox Bitcoin Transaction Queue
pgp: far fewer in here now
pgp: wrong chan
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17800 @ 0.00086956 = 15.4782 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17876 @ 0.00086376 = 15.4406 BTC [-]
deeee: hello
KRS-One: deeeeeeeeeee
deeee: i made 15k
deeee: today!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 132 @ 0.0054165 = 0.715 BTC [-] {9}
asciilifeform: 15k of what?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 2500 @ 0.00011118 = 0.278 BTC [-] {5}
deeee: usd
deeee: can anyone tell me if http://www.bitbet.com/ is a virus
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00086823 = 6.859 BTC [+]
pankkake: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999998 BTC [-]
jurov: someone got infected by bitbet?
pankkake: it's a disease, start playing, can't stop
mike_c: i tried to think of a good bitbet for Altcoin, but nothing crystallized.
pankkake: there was one, and it ended up being close
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999998 BTC [-]
mike_c: really? for the real altcoin?
pankkake: yes
pankkake: http://bitbet.us/bet/748/altcoin-diff-to-be-power-of-four/
ozbot: BitBet - Altcoin diff to be power of four BTC block 285000
mike_c: heh, nice. i was thinking along the lines of "an altcoin will be worth $1 in 2014", but verifying is hard.
pankkake: you'd need exchanges. when things are listed in coinmarketcap, it's much more practical, too
mike_c: maybe that should be it. as verified by coinmarketcap. then if it never gets listed, it resolves as no
moiety: i should really get a wallet huh
moiety: the snowden bitbet is still pending two days on
Duffer1: link?
moiety: http://bitbet.us/bet/586/next-country-for-snowden-germany/
ozbot: BitBet - Next country for Snowden: Germany
Duffer1: oh
moiety: it would be a really bad move
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7600 @ 0.00086823 = 6.5985 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.559 = 2.236 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3700 @ 0.00086714 = 3.2084 BTC [-]
jurov: g++ -c -march=native -ftree-vectorize -O2 -pthread -Wall -Wextra -Wformat -Wformat-security -Wno-unused-parameter -g -DBOOST_SPIRIT_THREADSAFE -D_FILE_OFFSET_BITS=64 -I/opt/altcoin/src -I/opt/altcoin/src/obj -I/usr/include/db4.8 -DUSE_IPV6=1 -I/opt/altcoin/src/leveldb/include -I/opt/altcoin/src/leveldb/helpers -DHAVE_BUILD_INFO -fno-stack-protector -fstack-protector-all -Wstack-protector -D_FORTIFY_SOURCE=2 -MMD -MF obj/bitcoinrpc.d -o obj/bitco
jurov: o bitcoinrpc.cpp
jurov: BITCOINRPC in Altcoin?!!! Blasphemy!
asciilifeform: 'make' is for lusers?
jurov: ain't need no filthy make
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.12500005 = 0.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 5 @ 0.19376446 = 0.9688 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 70 @ 0.02493859 = 1.7457 BTC [-] {8}
asciilifeform: often wonder when/if we'll see a sane reimplementation of bitcoind.
jurov: define sane
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15857 @ 0.00086365 = 13.6949 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: if original is insane, then there can't be both sane and compatible reimplementation
asciilifeform: minus the crud (i.e. straight C, with nothing extraneous or ill-fitting)
jurov: have you seen the sx?
jurov: or how did ganjix call it
asciilifeform: ?
jurov: http://sx.dyne.org/
ozbot: The sx Tutorial — sx 1 documentation
jurov: it's in C
asciilifeform: looks like it's using libbitcoin, more cpp crud.
jurov: prolly i confused it with this: https://github.com/MatthewLM/cbitcoin/ ☟︎
asciilifeform: jurov: never seen before. neat.
asciilifeform: assuming it works.
fghj: bitbet.com it would be good squat for scaming, just like the one with sdice .com .net or .org 2yrs ago
jurov: asciilifeform if you happen to look deeper, let us know
asciilifeform: now if only the author were still 'bob the bridge-builder'
asciilifeform: rather than the other, 'new' bob.
nubbins`: heh.
asciilifeform: 'life ain't fair,' goats cannot be unfucked.
asciilifeform: if the rewrite were compact enough to be auditable with reasonable effort, it would be worth considering regardless of the authorship
asciilifeform: but it remains to be seen whether such a thing is possible.
jurov: pankkake: still selling them?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 310 @ 0.00086714 = 0.2688 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: crackpot theory follows. 'you read it here first' (TM)
asciilifeform: the diddled-tx DDOS is perpetrated by: 'btc foundation' devs.
mike_c: so they can come to the rescue and appear relevant? i like it.
asciilifeform: nope
asciilifeform: the buggers want an excuse to fiddle with previously-untouched code in satoshi's client.
asciilifeform: not necessarily with the goal of slipping in some strange
mike_c: aren't all the btc foundation devs in jail by now?
asciilifeform: (probably beyond their feeble muscles)
jurov: lol mike_c
asciilifeform: but to set precedent for introducing 'features' and fixes to non-existent problems
asciilifeform: also to zap the die-hards still using old versions.
jurov: asciilifeform: it's indeed beyond them. if they were truly scammy, they would have done something simple like stealthcoin
asciilifeform: jurov: perhaps they have new help.
nubbins`: ^
asciilifeform: say, a veteran of UCC.
asciilifeform: http://underhanded.xcott.com
jurov: i just think coders capable to do such can get paid amply by legitimate businesses
jurov: i don't see any motivation why would they turn to such shenanigans
asciilifeform: there's a difference between 'amply paid' and $MAXINT
asciilifeform: there is also the very persuasive 'paid in your family staying alive' business model
asciilifeform: that certain players in the field favour.
jurov: oh yes there we are again
benkay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBWloE7EKzQ
ozbot: back yard pvc roller coaster with a 12 ft drop - YouTube
jurov: such thing really works in ussr-style dictatorships where there is no way out
asciilifeform: a warm hug to the inquisitor reading this.
jurov: so if something such happens, it's directed by homeland security, not bitcoin foundation noobs
asciilifeform: they're not unconstrained actors. they still need a story to explain why the 'official' src is to change.
asciilifeform: a persuasive story
nubbins`: benkay :D
asciilifeform: the ddos crap is a pill against folks like MP, who have declared that they'll stick with ancient versions of bitcoind.
asciilifeform: (perhaps he'll patch the damn thing with his own hands. but others, less able, will not. and will go where the phoundation pushes them.)
pankkake: jurov: I only have ~10000 left (plus what I'm still mining), so you might get a better price elsewhere
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2405 @ 0.0008684 = 2.0885 BTC [+]
jurov: like, where?
jurov: it's still minable on gpu?
pankkake: I mine it with 2 erupters on http://coinminer.net:19982/static/
mike_c: nethash was 240 ghs by our meager estimates earlier today
pankkake: https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111 anyone tried it?
ozbot: OpenEx
mircea_popescu: so what's new ?
asciilifeform: i conjecture that bitcoind contains a reliable 'warehouse' of otherwise-harmless bugs like the recent one.
asciilifeform: kept around for just this purpose.
mike_c: psh, and i conjecture the sky is blue.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it contains a warehouse of bugs because it was built by joe out of toothpicks and chewing gum
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: you didn't miss much. i'm playing my favourite 'pretend GRU still exists' game.
mircea_popescu: lol i noticed you like that.
jurov: Apocalyptic: and you aren't going to support atc?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54999998 BTC [-]
jurov: mircea_popescu: you give altcoinz?
mircea_popescu: what for ?
jurov: for X.ALT "D
jurov: pankkake hinted something
mircea_popescu: uh. wut ?
jurov: hahaha
pankkake: lol
jurov: wasn't there a faucet?
pankkake: now that altcoin have value, the faucet dried up?
pankkake: and borken english is me
mircea_popescu: i did some giveaways for like answering q's and whatnot.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5150 @ 0.00087044 = 4.4828 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: being THE ONLY ONE to do so hint hint nudge nudge.
mircea_popescu: just like in BTC i'm the only one doing shit, everyone else is buying bentleys and spraypainting crackheads in gold paint.
pankkake: tat did the logo, that's half the value of the coin at least
moiety: you cannot deny they look better
jurov: butbutbut...i'm running a full node... helping the network
pankkake: I'll give you 42 ATC
jurov: hyperfast, compiled with -fomg-optimize
mircea_popescu: moiety that unfortunate chick... god help her.
pankkake: so you found the pic? I couldn't
jurov: ok, send atc donations to 1LcE3DQSosBv3HNYGTmCQLGnKgFhchCe8j
mircea_popescu: do you even vanity ?!
moiety: me?
jurov: he meant me
mircea_popescu: i meant him
moiety: no i meant the unfortunate chick bit
moiety: i do have some bad news mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: moiety you seen the pic of the gold painted cokehead ?
moiety: oh no, i didn't realise there was actually someone sprayed!! will google
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i'm not the only fellow who likes playing games:
pankkake: 666 ATC bounty for the pic
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: http://phk.freebsd.dk/_downloads/FOSDEM_2014.pdf
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/kqrYBFI.jpg
Duffer1: classy
pankkake: worse than I rememberd
moiety: thanks for link, all i got was a sea of lindsay lohan on google. imgur must be overloaded, cant load it yet
mircea_popescu: pankkake it gets worse every time.
mircea_popescu: moiety so what's the bad news ? you got married to an axe murderer ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.00086643 = 6.7582 BTC [-]
moiety: mircea_popescu: I'm 29... marriage would be good news. [ignores the murderer bit]
moiety: bad news is life is about to get even more irritating http://arstechnica.com/science/2014/02/first-there-were-captchas-now-there-are-gotchas/
mircea_popescu: ;;google so i married an axe murderer
gribble: So I Married an Axe Murderer (1993) - IMDb: <http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108174/>; So I Married an Axe Murderer - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/So_I_Married_an_Axe_Murderer>; So I Married An Axe Murderer(colonel sanders scene) - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPMS6tGOACo>
mircea_popescu: a, that's ok, i don't even use blogger.
moiety: oh i forgot about that film!!
moiety: if they introduce inblots everywhere though, internet will be halved forme
moiety: inkblots
mircea_popescu: so you should be thankful, half the crap.
jurov: someone wanted vanity? 1atcKeQCoeKbWCqyMUZPrMjpjvr4ayAbX
moiety: but but half the procrastination also
mircea_popescu: jurov you ate what ? keq ?
moiety: wait....
mircea_popescu: coek ?
asciilifeform: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/02/fbi-new-10000-reward-if-you-report-people-who-fire-lasers-at-airplanes/
ozbot: FBI: New $10,000 reward if you report people who fire lasers at airplanes | Ars Technica
mircea_popescu: whoa. it actually hurts anything ?!
jurov: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
asciilifeform: one obvious question: how does one convict the offender?
asciilifeform: 'owns laser pointer. off to jail'
jurov: they blind pilots?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform terrorism, public nudity and money laundering.
moiety: lolol
mircea_popescu: wait i mean, public terrorism, money nudity and laundry.
mircea_popescu: no wait, that's not rigth either
jurov: jaywalking not fashionable anymore
mircea_popescu: child laundery, money liking and going to the park
moiety: lmfao
mircea_popescu: A LAUNDRY LIST OF OFFENSIVE OFFENCES
pankkake: public nudity, milking and laundry
moiety: new challenge im off to vanitygen
mircea_popescu: &offal falafel.
gribble: Error: "offal" is not a valid command.
asciilifeform: nude terrorism, public laundering, nude money.
mircea_popescu: public laundering of nude terrorists for money.
mircea_popescu: underage.
jurov: public money
mircea_popescu: underage money, public vomiting and interfacing with a known socket.
asciilifeform: http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2014/february/protecting-aircraft-from-lasers/protecting-aircraft-from-lasers
ozbot: FBI — Protecting Aircraft from Lasers: New Program Offers Rewards for Information
mircea_popescu: anyway, everyone, thank you for your leadership in this important matter.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10509 @ 0.00086358 = 9.0754 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform srsly, seems more like a ploy to give your buddy 10k, because i can't for the life of me grok what exact damage can you do to an airplane with a ground laser.
asciilifeform: (cui bono? the folks who will be selling the soon-to-be-mandatory fly-by-camera gear, when it gets retrofitted into passenger jets.)
jurov: to pilot, not to airplane
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 11 @ 0.19376446 = 2.1314 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: jurov the pilot is what, losing his change on the floor of the plane which is transparent ?
mircea_popescu: passenger jets strafing now ?
jurov: lasers do reflect
mircea_popescu: in more interesting news :
mircea_popescu: http://www.startribune.com/lifestyle/244922181.html
ozbot: Websites of Las Vegas Sands casinos hacked, including Venetian, Palazzo on Las Vegas Strip | Star Tr
asciilifeform: the 'terrible problem' will remain unsolved, passenger liners will get $100K cameras and painted-over windshields.
jurov: you ever got a flash of reflected laser pointer?
mircea_popescu: jurov nope.
jurov: quite annoying
mircea_popescu: and i'm not even a pilot.
jurov: and that's just puny pointer for presentations
mircea_popescu: dude, you mean in the same room ?
mircea_popescu: come on now.
moiety: WW3 = cats vs pilots
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.06946363 = 0.7641 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 11 @ 0.12500001 = 1.375 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: you ever tried to shoot a fish ?
jurov: yep, poor pilots have to catch red dots and crashing airplanes
mircea_popescu: because if you imagine you're hitting a ten yard plane from five thousand feet deep in an ocean of air with a fucking handheld laser you're nuts.
moiety: why do you think they get paid so highly?
jurov: noone gives a fuck about thousands of feet
mircea_popescu: uh
jurov: it concerns takeoff and landing
mircea_popescu: yes, the laser does. light has this property called refraction
mircea_popescu: o it does ?
asciilifeform: everyone is missing the point. the entire 'problem' is fictional. the fiction, created for a purpose.
asciilifeform: 'no pilots were harmed' 'in the making of this movie.'
moiety: lol^
mircea_popescu: srsly, i never heard of it.
jurov: if the scare is about mid-air laser attacks, indeed
asciilifeform: u.s. mouthpieces have been peddling this crap for some years.
jurov: but if it's pubescents shooting 1w lasers into cockpit upon landing...
asciilifeform: likewise, slightly-intelligent bureaucrats perhaps wake up at night from the fact that you can untraceably torch just about anything with a fiddybuck IR laser.
mircea_popescu: jurov sounds to me like a rehash of the child porn thing.
mircea_popescu: "o, horrible things are happening somewhere maybe"
jurov: oh, are they flashing child porn to pilots?
mircea_popescu: yeah, gets burned on their retinas
moiety: but how are these pubescents getting close enough to the planes
jurov: one kilometer is close enough
moiety: wow my laser pen is shit
mircea_popescu: one kilometer around the airport is all parking lots
mircea_popescu: let's do some quick math.
jurov: but, maybe you do know better, whatever
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1000**2*3.141592*2
gribble: 6283184
asciilifeform: green laser, rayleigh scattering, you can 'walk' the beam to the target.
mircea_popescu: whoa look at that! the surface of a hemisphere 1km away is like... 6.3 mn sq meters!
moiety: ijust cant visualise even getting a pilots face from ground level from that distance
asciilifeform: (and target, back to you...)
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 6283184 / .25 * 10**6
gribble: 25132736000000
mircea_popescu: whoa look at that!
mircea_popescu: the odds of hitting anything 1 km away are about one in a las vegas jackpot!
asciilifeform: more lulz: http://www.fbi.gov/news/stories/2011/september/laser_092611
jurov: first google result for pilot blinded by laser: http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/video/medical-helicopter-pilot-blinded-laser-21583352
moiety: you like lasers a lot don't you asciilifeform :)
jborkl: Mp, the calls on the site are priced at .1 and the puts are still priced at 1.0, so there is a typo in this month puts
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 25132736000000 / (6*10**9)
gribble: 4188.78933333
asciilifeform: moiety: i like incandescent bulbs, too, sure.
mircea_popescu: whoia look at that! if every man woman and child on planet earth was a prepubescent boy with a laser spending all their time 1km away from lax
mircea_popescu: you'd get about one pilot hit every day!
mircea_popescu: provided it's friday on a february the 29th
asciilifeform: moiety: and i sometimes have occasion to work with modestly large lasers. hence some clue.
mircea_popescu: jborkl specifically ?
moiety: aaaah i see! I wanna work with lasers!
jurov: you just are hell bent on making fun of fbi, even if they do something that may make sense eventually
jborkl: It says lot is .1 btc , but mkopt and pricing is obviously 1.0 btc lot
jborkl: This month puts
asciilifeform: jurov: in this case fbi is doing its actual job well, for a change. (read: padding the pockets of contractors. here, the ones who'll be making mandatory 'fly by camera' widgets.)
moiety: imgur is still keeping this gold crackhead from me :/
mircea_popescu: jborkl help me out here. how do you reason ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5109 @ 0.00086301 = 4.4091 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: that is not an argument, it can be said about everything
jurov: flood protection? nah, just lining pockets pof contractors
asciilifeform: jurov: floods exist.
mircea_popescu: jurov there's a record of floods actually happening in the past.
mircea_popescu: this is different from one guy somewhere thought he might have heard something.
jurov: i jut shown you the medial helicopter video. it does exist, too
mircea_popescu: if that's the standard of evidence required even female orgasm exists.
jborkl: The text says one lot is .1 btc but mkopt and sell are still dominated in 1 btc lots
mircea_popescu: jborkl that doesn't seem to be a reasoning.
mircea_popescu: $depth O.USD.P500T
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: O.USD.P500T Bids: ['1000 @ 0.67164225']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['1000 @ 1.17856218']
jborkl: Unless I am just reading something wrong
mircea_popescu: jborkl you expect to buy a put at 5k for 1 btc lots for 0.67 ?
jborkl: No
mircea_popescu: ;;calc (5000 - 700) / 700
gribble: 6.14285714286
mircea_popescu: seems it is in fact .1 btc lots.
jborkl: I understand it is 67%
jborkl: Or we
jborkl: 61
asciilifeform: the 'laser pointer arrest' video is priceless.
mircea_popescu: jborkl well and the text on the page says "One lot consists of 0.1 BTC".
mircea_popescu: so where's the typo or what do you mean ?
asciilifeform: '“At 500 feet,” Childs said, “that two-centimeter dot you see on your wall can be six feet wide.”'
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they don't bother with power calculations do they
jborkl: Well, I read it different but I fully understand the math behind it so it doesn't matter. I just rwadbit different but I see what you are saying
mircea_popescu: it is six feet wide and magically 3600000 times as energetic
jborkl: Read it
mircea_popescu: jborkl a ok
asciilifeform: ;;calc 3.14159 * (183 ^ 2)
gribble: Error: Something in there wasn't a valid number.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 3.14159 * (183 ** 2)
gribble: 105208.70751
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 300 @ 0.00086575 = 0.2597 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: ;;calc 0.005 / 105208.70751
gribble: 4.75245834526e-08
asciilifeform: watts per square cm.
mircea_popescu: that's almost as bad as an ugly vinyl dress on a sunny day
asciilifeform: ~moonlight.
asciilifeform: sentence of 'death by arithmetic' has been executed.
asciilifeform: the 'control shot' administered.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you don't understand. at one astronomic unit away that million ton cheese thing i nthe sky can appear six inches wide!
mircea_popescu: jborkl did you mean that you read "Put option expiring this month struck at 500 USD/lot." to mean "500usd/btc" ?
jurov: power density can be like a moonlight, but on retina it concnetrates into one dot
mircea_popescu: not moreso than moonlight does.
jurov: just try it sometime,
asciilifeform: jurov: notice that the fbi crap carefully specified an uncollimated beam.
asciilifeform: (the actual case in consumer laser toy)
mircea_popescu: jurov seriously, your mishaps within five feet are not a solid basis for comparison here.
jborkl: No, honestly I forgot until this conversation that options are standard the way you have it written. I forgot the standard tbh
mircea_popescu: a ok. no big deal.
jurov: whatever, just try it on yourself
asciilifeform: srsly, we aren't debating the theory of nuke yields here. experimental materials required: 1 laser keychain. 1km long street. 1 phriend.
jurov: as i say, i do have some experience. it wasn't kilometer, but also the power was much smaller
mircea_popescu: jurov actually, i'll make it sweet for you :
jurov: so i can believe that pilots do have issues
mircea_popescu: get a laser key chain and a camera. place camera one kilometer away
asciilifeform: bonus crap points for ignoring the fact that ~532nm (green) laser rayleigh scatters, further losing power.
mircea_popescu: and try to shine the laser into it while it autoshoots so that you catch it in a pic.
mircea_popescu: i bet you you will not be able to produce this within 8 hours of trying.
asciilifeform: place the camera in a car, to reproduce the magical collimatory power of the aircraft window.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well no, place it in a car so it's not stolen
asciilifeform: this too.
asciilifeform: esp. on my street...
mircea_popescu: just you know, park your car in a field somewhere, or a beach or w/e
mircea_popescu: take a walk and let it rip
asciilifeform: yes. perhaps physics has been cancelled by imperial decree, and we're all fools.
jurov: so these laers sharpshooters use are just a gimmick and completely useless for aiming, then?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i'm waiting for the day when one becomes vragnaroda for owning a collection of unexpurgated kvant ☟︎
asciilifeform: that'd be me.
mircea_popescu: jurov you think sharpshooters use the red laser dot 1km away ?
mircea_popescu: how the fuck do you suppose they could SEE it.
mircea_popescu: the victim may see it, but how would the sharpshooter see it ?
jurov: via binocular?
mircea_popescu: i suspek you might have not had thought this through so much.
asciilifeform: they make IR (ocular compatible) laser sights now, because u.s. polizei can't hit a victim from across the street otherwise.
jurov: In 2009, there were 1,489 laser events logged with the FAA—that is, pilots reporting that their cockpits were illuminated by the devices
asciilifeform: actual snipers ignore lasers, because gravity drop / wind.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i still dunno wtf they do for practice training, srsly, but they are atrociously bad.
jurov: so this is coplaetely fabricated data?
mircea_popescu: jurov listen, cockpit illuminated != ill effect
jurov: orly?
mircea_popescu: during the same interval a number of 59739845 bored women reported they were "almost raped"
asciilifeform: jurov: paid sick leave!
mircea_popescu: for instance, a guy askd them out and he was ugly.
asciilifeform: oh noez i got illuminated.
jurov: if the lose hight vision even for few seconds, that;s okay?
jurov: *night vision
mircea_popescu: listen
mircea_popescu: i was once in a car and the fucking ambulance illuminated the cockpit with the lights
mircea_popescu: nao what ?
asciilifeform: jurov: blind the camera & come back
mircea_popescu: and incidentally, those shits are loud, it can startle you
mircea_popescu: somehow people never crashed their car into the fire truck because "whoa, i got blinded by the illumination of the cockpit"
mircea_popescu: but i will be pleased to be given the proper form to report such events for the future
mircea_popescu: maybe if we get a large enough number i can have a free subway sub
jurov: you can always slam your feet to brakes
benkay: who is this we you go on about tonight
jurov: in aircraft, not very much
mircea_popescu: jurov in most actual driving situations, sudden braking is both suicidal
mircea_popescu: and the worst move you could do.
asciilifeform: like any good official crock of shit, this one is based on fact (one can indeed construct a vaguely-useful military 'blinding machine')
asciilifeform: dollar store laser keychain ain't it.
jurov: benkay, just mircea with ascii going on that pilots are pussies and they should just shut up
mircea_popescu: well actually i think pilots should just be beaten, personally, but that is besides the point.
asciilifeform: pilots are human, when idiot employers/officials offer paid sick leave for an imaginary injury, they're happy to run with it.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform in honesty i doubt your average pilot really needs excuses to take a break.
mircea_popescu: it's one of those fields like specialist surgery, workload X, workforce epsilon
asciilifeform: perhaps it lets them get out of a scheduled 'piss test' as well.
mircea_popescu: you usually have ~5000 vacation days untaken
jurov: maybe. or maybe they actually have to accept considerable overtime instead
asciilifeform: anyway, these particular angels are already in your parts drawer, and so is the requisite pin head. camera, keychain, go.
jurov: for example one would think that german train engine driver is comfy occupation
jurov: unless it happens one knoes some liek i do
jurov: *knows some
jurov: and nope, they slashed the jobs, constant overtime, nos sick leave
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jurov: i suspect pilots likewise.
asciilifeform: betcha if the poor fellow just got death-rayed, he gets some paid leave.
mircea_popescu: jurov yup just about.
jurov: nope
jurov: the train driver gets leave only if someone throws himself under the train
jurov: som they actually secretly hppe for that
asciilifeform: if not, next media crapfest: 'scandal! poor pilots forced to fly with zapped eye! news at 11'
jurov: yes, and everypone forgets the next day
jurov: no biggie
moiety: i doubt train drivers hope for that
moiety: most don't work again
jurov: i say, i know them personally, they are severely overworked
moiety: you know a driver that has had a jumper?
jurov: some to that point they'd accept such discharge
asciilifeform: moiety: if one can get pensioned for the 'trauma' of driving a train over some idiot, perhaps we should all become train drivers.
moiety: i've known one. he was a patient.
moiety: he couldn't get past the flash backs
moiety: every time he was back in the cab or w/e its called on a train
jurov: that was not the point
jurov: the point was pilots are pussies
asciilifeform: moiety: clearly made a poor choice of profession, then
jurov: that should just shrug off someone lightting the cockpit
moiety: not really
jurov: instead
moiety: liking trains is not a prerequisite to being able to handle graphic death in front of you
jurov: being completely burned out is
asciilifeform: jurov: lit up your car successfully ?
jurov: at least so that peron thinks
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jurov: asciilifeform: what if yes?
asciilifeform: pics plz.
asciilifeform: with approx. distance & wattage.
jurov: if i arrange it, there will be pics
moiety: i saw a deer halved by a plane yesterday. quite an effect D:
mircea_popescu: o look she can spell affect!
moiety: i meant it had an effect on me though
jurov: http://www.laserpointersafety.com/laser-hazards_aircraft/laser-hazards_aircraft.html
ozbot: Laser Pointer Safety - NEVER aim laser pointers at aircraft
jurov: some photos. not blinding, but i can believe it's distraction
moiety: every psychiatry person knows affect and effect
asciilifeform: moiety: http://www.pidjin.net/2010/10/04/shark-the-jump ?
KRS-One: i still dont understand how laser pointers can be steady enough to light a moving airplane cockpit from the ground at a distance
KRS-One: the further away the more shaky and inaccurate they get..you can barely hit the moon if at all for instance.
jurov: they don't need to be steady
moiety: asciilifeform: not quite but i like that one way more XD
jurov: just flah when the beam crosses the target
jurov: *flash
asciilifeform: KRS-One: this is because you are vragnaroda, and make use of hatefacts.
moiety: i'll find it if you want to see it
jcpham: vragnaroda? where?!?
KRS-One: guess you can flash them easily but only for a moment here and there
jurov: that's enough
jurov: when the eye is accustomed to dark, it's ver sensitive
KRS-One: I make use of hatefacts?
jurov: anyway, this is lost cause
jurov: good night
jcpham: 'night
asciilifeform: and here we go with the elephant repellent vendors:
asciilifeform: http://www.iridian.ca/english/irdProducts.asp?x=915&a=p&pcid=29&pid=101
ozbot: Iridian, LaseReflect, , LaseReflect Aviators - 532/1064 nm,
asciilifeform: the one way for this to work is for ten thousand wankers (reading news!) to try, and a few get very close, and lucky.
moiety: lol their graph looks terrible
asciilifeform: see history of 'glue sniffing.'
moiety: found it http://www.ww2aircraft.net/forum/aircraft-pictures/oops-7372.html#post233224 deer meets plane. don't look if you like deer
asciilifeform: moiety: this is an everyday sight on the wash. d.c. beltway.
mircea_popescu: moiety i was just being very silly.
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Dimsler_: mircea_popescu, that jew plead not guilty
Dimsler_: whens bitbet paying out?
moiety: mircea_popescu: good...silliness ftw
moiety: is it asciilifeform honestly, i could've cried yesterday!
mircea_popescu: Dimsler_ prolly in a week or two
asciilifeform: beast that lives on woodland edges + traffic -> daily bloody mess.
moiety: in scotland, if you hit a deer and kill it, you are allowed to take it home
KRS-One: Oh Dear.
asciilifeform: moiety: over here it's the opposite, reason perhaps being that people would mount rams (or the like.)
moiety: yeah i can understand that
moiety: people just don't here but our cars are tiny so i think its usually a transport issue!!
moiety: strap a deer to a nissan micra? nope
mod6: ;;view
gribble: #19596 Tue Feb 11 22:37:13 2014 mod6 BUY 100000.0 ATC @ 5e-06 BTC (WTB up to 100,000 ATC for 0.00000500 BTC each or ~0.5 BTC total. Must have WoT rating. Smaller amounts ok too, pm me, we can make a deal!)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8250 @ 0.00087057 = 7.1822 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 160 @ 0.00475943 = 0.7615 BTC [-] {9}
mod6: http://bitbet.us/bet/751/mtgox-out-of-business-in-2014/#c2440 << haha
ozbot: BitBet - MtGox out of business in 2014
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11539 @ 0.00086778 = 10.0133 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11921 @ 0.00087033 = 10.3752 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 36 @ 0.0055 = 0.198 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 159 @ 0.00083455 = 0.1327 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-miracles-that-matter/
ozbot: The miracles that matter pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: (probably most interesting for non-math heads)
mircea_popescu: mod6 i was thinking that may get more traction
moiety: i don't like otc, it's boring.
benkay: there's not much worth trading at this early juncture, moiety
benkay: mircea_popescu, linking a USG publication as a source of useful numbers?! will miracles never cease...
mircea_popescu: benkay all is possible, praise allah and his true prophet obama
moiety: ah kk benkay, i'll stick around
benkay: all but colored coins being a useful thing, eh wot?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 37 @ 0.0055 = 0.2035 BTC
moiety: i was reading about those, didn't make much sense to me
benkay: don't you see the genius?
moiety: nope
benkay: you can send a colored coin representing what you aver to be your stock in pepsi to a stranger over the internet.
mircea_popescu: a more ver averring never coulding be possible to have taken place.
benkay: a miracle!
moiety: but it just seems ennecessary to me
mircea_popescu: more like a cryptacle.
moiety: unnecessary
benkay: cryptacular company!
mircea_popescu: moiety this is because you're not a 21 yo virgin boi.
moiety: lolol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13556 @ 0.00087073 = 11.8036 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: what ever happened to those ridiculous people that wanted to track everyone's wallets?
moiety: please say they died
benkay: oh man mp you broke my head with that sentence
mircea_popescu: your head was broken to begin with
mircea_popescu: i simply followed in the spaces :D
mircea_popescu: /koan
benkay: now now
benkay: a vorhees avers a virtuous stock vending
mircea_popescu: i left an y out
mircea_popescu: a more very averring never coulding be possible to have taken place.
benkay: your prose is so boiled down and reduced the omission of single letters can render it gibberish
benkay: i was trying to render ver into some sense
mircea_popescu: a kk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14907 @ 0.00087194 = 12.998 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: http://cdn.pidjin.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/gif.gif
mircea_popescu: youi know those dudes are romanian ?
benkay: no wai
mircea_popescu: yup.
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/pidjin/status/379293487470239744
ozbot: Twitter / pidjin: #romania Protesting against ...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1524 @ 0.00086949 = 1.3251 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: that for instance is re the mining thing i mentioned a while back.
mircea_popescu: Eugen Erhan & Tudor Muscalu.
Dimsler_: spiders have the most amount of gay sex
moiety: my address will take 4 hours, is that usual? 1chipug was gonna take 3 days
moiety: --and yes, my laptop is shit
benkay: relevant to spider sex
moiety: totally! queen of relevance me
moiety: sorry!
benkay: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_yYC5r8xMI
ozbot: Peacock Spider 7 - YouTube
benkay: yeah moiety you in trouble nao
benkay: ;)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i kept waiting for the Pythagorean drowning scene in there.
moiety: benkay: that spider is so cute!!!
benkay: moiety: and downright hypnotic to boot
moiety: spider: \o/ ladies over here! \o/
moiety: lol
asciilifeform: moiety: it's a fat little bugger: http://www.loper-os.org/wp-content/laser/machine.png
asciilifeform: 50kg or so.
moiety: that is so cool, plenty hiding space, i am small! lol what do you use it for asciilifeform?
moiety: it weighs the same as me!!!!
asciilifeform: moiety: sorta like an expensive jigsaw.
moiety: benkay: 6 is a good video too. the males really like to rub their balls (palps) on their faces don't they?!
moiety: asciilifeform: it's even got a Big Red Button!
asciilifeform: moiety: exactly what it looks like. hit with fist, cuts off the mains. twist to unpop.
moiety: i need this in my life :(
asciilifeform: these are standard on Machine Tools That Mangle Flesh (tm)
moiety: lolololol
benkay: mandated even, depending on jurisdiction.
moiety: i was always waiting on some twat getting caught in the shredder at work
benkay: what, so that you could clean up the mess?!
asciilifeform: moiety: the piece that does, the, well, lasing - http://www.loper-os.org/wp-content/laser/tube.png
asciilifeform: this is more or less the smallest size they come in (for practical use, that is)
moiety: asciilifeform: so in the first pic, you can open the boxy bit and this2nd pic is what is in side?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00086893 = 9.2976 BTC [-] {3}
moiety: apologies, lasers are fascinating
asciilifeform: the back of the cabinet, yes
asciilifeform: red wire is 35kV
asciilifeform: (bottom red)
moiety: woah, you def need your Big Red Button
asciilifeform: tube is abundantly chinese, good for maybe 1000 hours.
moiety: is it always the same strength?
moiety: of zappage or can you adjust
moiety: and do you ever lase things you shouldn't?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00087312 = 6.7667 BTC [+]
moiety: benkay: what have you done, im watching all these spider vids now
KRS-One: F'n cookie clicker.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 79 @ 0.00470001 = 0.3713 BTC [-] {3}
asciilifeform: moiety: 0-40W, there's an analogue knob.
mircea_popescu: so a palestinian jew, snowden and obama walk into a bar
mircea_popescu: and the bartender goes "what is this, a joke ?"
asciilifeform: moiety: 'when used as prescribed,' beam lives in the box.
mircea_popescu: moiety are you complaining it takes too long ?!
moiety: ah kk promise i'll stop with the laser interrogation now asciilifeform XD
moiety: mircea_popescu: no! seemed a lot shorter than the chipug one!
asciilifeform: moiety: these are fairly common, off-the-shelf widgets. you can buy them, ~1k usd.
mircea_popescu: anyway, yes, you're basically bruteforcing the hash function
mircea_popescu: exactly like mining, takes time to find a block
benkay: mining, but with only the reward of a shiny address.
asciilifeform: if you often have occasion to make very fine cuts in thin materials.
moiety: i could find occasion asciilifeform
benkay: asciilifeform: http://www.synova.ch/
moiety: so i'm mining again.... look at me, I'm growing
asciilifeform: benkay: that'd be the 'adult' version.
mircea_popescu: http://www.pidjin.net/2013/10/17/start-me-up/
ozbot: Start me up « Fredo and Pidjin. The Webcomic.
asciilifeform: benkay: i'd love one, but where to put the truck-sized instrument.
moiety: meh build a house around it
mircea_popescu: build a pool around it
moiety: LOL i like this pidgin comic
mircea_popescu: then host mtv's annual "one thousand derpy chicks in bikinis doing the undulation-on-the-spot" thing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11379 @ 0.00086362 = 9.8271 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: moiety: it'll go in my Mobile Oppression Palace (tm).
asciilifeform: http://theinfosphere.org/Mobile_Oppression_Palace
ozbot: Mobile Oppression Palace - The Infosphere, the Futurama Wiki
benkay: back in my semi days i had major wood for the synova machines
asciilifeform: the bigger cutters tend to have circulating (vs. sealed) lasing gas, which is a royal bitch.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10467 @ 0.00086288 = 9.0318 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: perhaps some hero, somewhere, has fit one in a 30 m^2 flat, but not me.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it occurs to me that rather than having a precision mounted, high power supercolimated laser to blind pilots half mile away at the cost of about a million or so
mircea_popescu: one could just as well fire an anti-tank missile.
asciilifeform: strela.
mircea_popescu: as far as my memory serves those things do customarily bridge a half mile gap
mircea_popescu: and they don't make armored airplanes just yet
asciilifeform: or 'strela-blok', the automatic/unmanned version.
moiety: lol naturally! perfect place asciilifeform
mircea_popescu: cost per shot is like what, 7k ?
asciilifeform: brilliant simplicity, unmanned aerial 'mine.'
asciilifeform: (more or less simply 'strela' with the seek-trigger taped down.)
mircea_popescu: moar like http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bumbar
asciilifeform: if the plane is in musket range, sure.
mircea_popescu: 1km
mircea_popescu: the whole thing is like 20 lbs, you can carry three.
asciilifeform: wire guide. you need a skilled user.
mircea_popescu: not as skilled as someone firing the laser.
benkay: thrust vectoring!
mircea_popescu: and besides... the plane is not as hard to hit as a barn
asciilifeform: no big feat of high tech, to break a defenseless flying bus.
mircea_popescu: indeed.
mircea_popescu: even if you miss it you got a good chance of downing it
asciilifeform: even a toy chopper in the intake might be problematic.
asciilifeform: as we will probably learn one day
mircea_popescu: throw pigeons at the pilot
asciilifeform: 'frozen goose test'
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7648 @ 0.00086485 = 6.6144 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: so where is the big scare about all the people with their ATM systems within 2 miles of airports ?
mircea_popescu: seems a lot more practical to fly a RC plane carring a load of cherry bombs into a plane than to aim laser pointers at the cockpit
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 14194 @ 0.00017699 = 2.5122 BTC [-] {5}
chetty: They are working on it, searching cars and stuff. Pretty soon no cars withing 2miles of airport (hmm bitbet fodder)
mircea_popescu: the strella-mounted segway
asciilifeform: toy chopper + several ir bolometers (as used in burglar alarms.)
asciilifeform: poor man's strela.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9402 @ 0.0008695 = 8.175 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.124 = 0.248 BTC [-] {2}
chetty: << waves at the NSA guy recording
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.123 = 0.246 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: o wait. i remember now. strela was the only portion of iraq's revolutionary guard that actually did any damage whatsoever
mircea_popescu: there were what, a dozen or two planes lost to the... 5 batteries they had ?
benkay: better kill rate than the Boeing batteries...
chetty: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2556586/Reach-sky-Overzealous-Heathrow-security-officials-confiscate-Toy-Story-cowboy-Woody-DOLLS-miniature-gun.html
ozbot: Reach for the sky Overzealous Heathrow security officials confiscate Toy Story cowboy Woody DOLL'S m
moiety: lol@dailymail
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9100 @ 0.00086339 = 7.8568 BTC [-] {2}
chetty: somebody make guncoin!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1292 @ 0.000475 = 0.6137 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: wow yeah, no ammocoin ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38600 @ 0.00086725 = 33.4759 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: lolol i love scotland https://twitter.com/ailsabm/status/433154320029454336/photo/1
benkay: you live in scotland, i gather moiety?
moiety: yep benkay
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00086745 = 7.4167 BTC [+]
moiety: i can send you some really nice whiskey lol
mircea_popescu: http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-grid-attack-20140211,0,7627269.story
ozbot: Sophisticated but low-tech power grid attack baffles authorities - latimes.com
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform ^
benkay: pleaes do
mircea_popescu: they be hiring armed guards soon
benkay: ah good the privitization of the North American polizei will begin shortly
mircea_popescu: helps the economy anyway
mircea_popescu: if 100 mn people shuffle paper, 100mn people prop rifles guarding them and the rest do laundry, moccacinos and babysitting for the other two groups
mircea_popescu: the dollar can go but up up up.
mircea_popescu: " The FBI is still working the case, and agents say they are confident it was not the work of terrorists.
mircea_popescu: What they do not have is a motive, fingerprints or suspects."
mircea_popescu: here's a free theory : silicon valley entertains these delusions of fighting the bitcoin republic.
mircea_popescu: i hope i'm not too late for the theory parade.
benkay: implying these were bitterrists?
mircea_popescu: not implying anything at all
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4239 @ 0.00086271 = 3.657 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: merely observing that if the us holds no bitcoin, the continued existence of the us is of no further importance.
mircea_popescu: wanna-be leaders are playing with their own future and that's about all.
benkay: eh
benkay: the smart ones are long
benkay: all local power structures are in for a serious shakeup
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 900 @ 0.00017445 = 0.157 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: can't hurt anything.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: power grid shenanigan is old news. pinged you when it went public.
moiety: that gold crackhead actually broke imgur. still cant get it to load...and i never even saw her!
mircea_popescu: certainly, old news.
mircea_popescu: moiety maybe it's banned in your country ?
asciilifeform: either an 'own goal' (the finest security theatre) or a 'floor model.'
moiety: i usually use it.... must be the crack element
asciilifeform: given the almost total lack of english-language news coverage of the event, probably #2.
asciilifeform: like that chinese rocket test off the CA coast.
asciilifeform: it's a horse head on a pillow. demo.
asciilifeform: that, or GRU lives, and it's #1 beautifully masquerading as #2.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00086 = 3.44 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: nobody's gassing anybody dood. the times when men were men and stuff happened are long gone.
mircea_popescu: now the downside of dumping the entire bulk of us secrets on the open market is... well... you won't get any ice in your soda. THATLL TEACH YOU!
mircea_popescu: sort-of like how kramer removed the dessicant packets from some store.
mircea_popescu: so sony bonds are now junk
mircea_popescu: who'd have thought this, sony, the king&queen of foundries, the master of entertainment
moiety: [imgur worked]
benkay: link?
mircea_popescu: ;;later mike_c hey check out SNE : 95 revenue per share, trading at 17.
gribble: Error: The "Later" plugin is loaded, but there is no command named "mike_c" in it. Try "list Later" to see the commands in the "Later" plugin.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c hey check out SNE : 95 revenue per share, trading at 17.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
moiety: http://i.imgur.com/kqrYBFI.jpg
BingoBoingo: In the coming decades there will probably be some "Japanese Syndrome" appearing in scholarly paper supposing something or another explains Sony. I doubt it will get to the root cause which is the Japanese fucking drought.
moiety: oh dear god whats wrong with her face
mircea_popescu: and a book value per share of roughly twice the share price. incredible.
mircea_popescu: moiety cocksucking does that eventually.
moiety: i think my laptop was trying to protect me by blocking imgur
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.0694 = 0.4858 BTC [-] {2}
cazalla: it's goldmember
cazalla: hish farja
mircea_popescu: cazalla has it lol. bitcoin floundation gold member.
moiety: lol!
moiety: what's happened with BTCe? 40k?
moiety: they've said they aren't covering it
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1r82hw/if_you_lose_your_email_provider_all_of_your_coins/
ozbot: IF YOU LOSE YOUR EMAIL PROVIDER ALL OF YOUR COINS ON BTC-E WILL BE LOST : Bitcoin
mircea_popescu: derp security model : why use gpg keys ? use emails instead!
mircea_popescu: just as good...
Duffer1: top comment "I dont recommend anyone to hold their money in one exchange but 3 different"
moiety: thank you mircea_popescu
Duffer1: moiety 40k?
moiety: they are saying they have been hacked to the tune of 40,000btc
Duffer1: where are they saying this?
moiety: oh wait, im getting told from someone else. the wallet the alleged hacker has, has 40k in it
Duffer1: ah
moiety: that's what i hated most about being scammed. i could see where it went and couldn't do anything about it
Duffer1: how much did you get taken for?
moiety: 1.6 btc
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo you busy ?
Duffer1: sucks man, sorry to hear it
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: For some definitions, but not especially busy.
cazalla: 1.6 isn't too bad
benkay: you got off light, moiety.
mircea_popescu: how about making a complete collection of satoshi's letters to the various email lists ?
mircea_popescu: ima adnotate and publish that bitch
moiety: thanks guys. oh i know that benkay, thing was, it wasn't my BTC
benkay: ka-yikes.
moiety: and its a lot when you don't have it to replace instantly
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Why not? Shouldn't be anywhere near as bad as trying to get a useful transcript out of that NYDFS abortion.
mircea_popescu: cool.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You have a timeline in mind?
cazalla: moiety: so you lost it recently?
mircea_popescu: not particularly.
mircea_popescu: ideally before i forget.
BingoBoingo: I'll try to get them together within a week or two.
moiety: lol nooo cazalla this is what makes it even worse! It was when they were like around $1k!
BingoBoingo: Have no idea how many there actually are
moiety: will *not* happen to me again though! tell yous that!
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo bout a mb
mircea_popescu: rounded to the closest mb.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Any good ideas where to begin looking? I know the early ones are on the cryptography mailing list.
moiety: BingoBoingo: i know you said to do this months ago too.... but im vanitying as we speak! :)
mircea_popescu: yeah, that'd be my idea
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Here's the Cryptography mailing list emails: http://www.mail-archive.com/search?l=cryptography@metzdowd.com&q=from:%22Satoshi+Nakamoto%22
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo if you reduce the search to "satoshi" you find 2x as many hits
mircea_popescu: also worth googling by emails etc.
benkay: don't forget, BingoBoingo https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=3;sa=showPosts
benkay: ALL MUST WADE THROUGH THE SWAMP
BingoBoingo: Oh, particularly relevant to the current GOx trouble: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=2151.msg28228#msg28228
mircea_popescu: lol benkay is a zombie
mircea_popescu: wishes to spread his blessings
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18951 @ 0.00085948 = 16.288 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: also relevant to things
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo the one thing of course is that there was that guy earlier declaring he hs proof satoshi = nick szabo on the grounds of linguistic analysis
benkay: "Piling every proof-of-work quorum system in the world into one dataset doesn't scale"
mircea_popescu: can't hurt to compare your eventual set with his.
mircea_popescu: nothing ever scales until it does.
BingoBoingo: Ok, so the pre- November 22nd, 2009 forum is gone from sourceforge.
mircea_popescu: interesting how that works huh.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 37 @ 0.05877025 = 2.1745 BTC [+] {8}
BingoBoingo: The internet is better at forgetting than people give it credit for.
midnightmagic: It's not gone, there are copies.
benkay: midnightmagic: it'd be a blessing to history if you'd help track one down.
midnightmagic: benkay: I agree. :-( The complete collected writing of Satoshi I think would provide incredible insight overall just as simple reading material. Unfortunately since bitcointalk edits history enormously, the history will likely never be complete.
benkay: *shrug*
benkay: something's better than nothing!
midnightmagic: I agree.
benkay: ha shit so in this case bitbet could be used as a bounty system
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 332 @ 0.00086045 = 0.2857 BTC [+]
benkay: "archives of pre 2009 bitcointalk.org will be posted for public consumption by thus and such a date"
benkay: 10btc on no
benkay: anyone with a copy of the forum can post 0.1 on yes, post the copies and claim the reward.
mircea_popescu: or even without the copy.
mircea_popescu: anyway, ima see you all later. don't break anything
moiety: cheerio! i can't promise..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0485 = 0.194 BTC [-]
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://25.media.tumblr.com/avatar_006ce2d000e8_512.png
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma0t1e9Zel1qb139no1_1280.jpg
KRS-One: Oh...my....gawd.
KRS-One: My dreamgirl.
moiety: she doesnt look real dude
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00086476 = 14.4415 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: ;;later tell benkay neither! I take it back!
gribble: The operation succeeded.
moiety: yay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.04770007 = 0.5724 BTC [-] {4}
moiety: ;;later tell benkay wrong again, but i know now :P
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00086591 = 9.7848 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.573 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00086402 = 9.1586 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 32 @ 0.07792113 = 2.4935 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5636 @ 0.00086398 = 4.8694 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00086415 = 4.7528 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: lolz
kakobrekla: https://www.bitstamp.net:443/article/bitcoin-withdraws-suspended/
ozbot: Bitcoin withdrawal processing suspended - Bitstamp
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2750 @ 0.00086415 = 2.3764 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 200 @ 0.00198459 = 0.3969 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 350 @ 0.00086415 = 0.3025 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1777 @ 0.00016951 = 0.3012 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 5000 @ 0.000107 = 0.535 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 600 @ 0.00086605 = 0.5196 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 10000 @ 0.000107 = 1.07 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15510 @ 0.00086393 = 13.3996 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.080007 = 0.56 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 1262 @ 0.000107 = 0.135 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 13000 @ 0.000105 = 1.365 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4750 @ 0.00086605 = 4.1137 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00086672 = 10.834 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 350 @ 0.00086675 = 0.3034 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00086798 = 5.9023 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 24 @ 0.08 = 1.92 BTC [-]
jurov: benkay we tried a bounty "bitcoin spec to be published by summer" but obviously it did not work :D
kakobrekla: ;;seen cmyers
gribble: I have not seen cmyers.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7000 @ 0.00086809 = 6.0766 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.04896988 = 0.1959 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.04896988 = 0.4407 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 50 @ 0.080007 = 4.0004 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.04896988 = 0.2448 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00086804 = 4.7742 BTC [-]
KRS-One: Did jew guys see this? McCaleb is back-
KRS-One: http://newsbtc.com/2014/02/11/mt-gox-founder-jed-mccaleb-announces-secret-bitcoin-project/
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m81qwnSHG61qfn16so1_1280.jpg
KRS-One: fail
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maid1oWPFS1rn3jhgo1_500.png
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdx96pnVPf1r3mxnxo1_1280.jpg
KRS-One: wtf she has dirty man feet
KRS-One: http://i.imgur.com/auLSxMu.jpg
KRS-One: I vote 'A', Bitcorn.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.53999999 = 1.08 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00086768 = 7.6356 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.08 = 0.48 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19700 @ 0.00086812 = 17.102 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00086867 = 10.6412 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5467 @ 0.00086934 = 4.7527 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14247 @ 0.00086764 = 12.3613 BTC [-] {2}
usaoscoin: KRS-One: that last one is not very hot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19593 @ 0.00086724 = 16.9918 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15300 @ 0.00086934 = 13.3009 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00086665 = 11.0065 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00086329 = 3.4532 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.124 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.52002001 = 1.04 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: .Q GRIBBLE
KRS-One: usaoscoin: yeah and I have a thing about females having man hands or man feet. Don't blame me if you begin to notice this more =D
KRS-One: Ever see a girl with a man-ass?
usaoscoin: I was talking about http://i.imgur.com/auLSxMu.jpg
kakobrekla: you know we ar eopen you here, you can just say you like men KRS-One
kakobrekla: and we understand you are using .bait excessively to help cover for it
ThickAsThieves: http://www.aljazeera.com/news/americas/2014/02/castaway-fisherman-returns-el-salvador-201421254114337717.html
ThickAsThieves: "Crowd gathers to welcome man who says he spent a year adrift in the Pacific Ocean, surviving on fish and turtle blood."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 65 @ 0.0056871 = 0.3697 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8270 @ 0.00086345 = 7.1407 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 12 @ 0.08 = 0.96 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 18 @ 0.04668543 = 0.8403 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00086329 = 11.1364 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20500 @ 0.00086591 = 17.7512 BTC [+] {2}
btc-monkey: !ticker havelock am1
assbot: [HAVELOCK:AM1] 1D: 0.49550000 / 0.52362164 / 0.57900200 (178 shares, 93.20465206 BTC), 7D: 0.49000000 / 0.53917608 / 0.61000000 (898 shares, 484.18012358 BTC), 30D: 0.34000000 / 0.53484515 / 0.74500000 (4452 shares, 2381.13062938 BTC)
btc-monkey: !last h am1
assbot: Last trade for AM1 on HAVELOCK was at 0.52002001 BTC [-]
KRS-One: kakobrekla: I'll hold off on the feminine European jokes and just say I have more hetero-juice in my chesthairs then I really need =D
KRS-One: you don't see man-feet in that last pic?
ThickAsThieves: you prefer men finish on your chest?
KRS-One: lmao
KRS-One: gross
ThickAsThieves: you said it not me
KRS-One: yes..i did lol
KRS-One: foot->mouth
ThickAsThieves: also a foot fetish?
KRS-One: no way
KRS-One: read: man-feet above
KRS-One: this needs a bait moment
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7iqp6MIxk1r1rxrbo1_1280.png
ThickAsThieves: throw her back!
KRS-One: haha! she's a good catch
KRS-One: hey did you see this site?
KRS-One: https://www.bitcoinbuilder.com/
ThickAsThieves: yes
ThickAsThieves: i linked it a day or two ago
KRS-One: oh my bad
ThickAsThieves: how dare you!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5499998 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: interesting who created it
ThickAsThieves: and that he's saying so
KRS-One: yea
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5499999 BTC [+]
KRS-One: how do i search the #bitcoin-assets log? Just do a google search?
deadweasel: seems like the way, if you can't grep your own logs
KRS-One: when im not connected to IRC i'm not logging irc.
KRS-One: Heh this is funny: http://cltampa.com/binary/97f1/1_bounce_ball_dildo_exercise_sexercise_toy.jpg
KRS-One: Maybe we should send MtGox some new bounce balls to sit on.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 23 @ 0.08 = 1.84 BTC [-]
deadweasel: i'm pretty sure they capable of fucking themselves w/o our help.
deadweasel: or with the elp of a dildo/yoga ball
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00086329 = 12.0861 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.00535987 = 0.5253 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00530421 = 0.1963 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7917 @ 0.00086717 = 6.8654 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00086741 = 6.9393 BTC [+] {3}
Apocalyptic: "mark karpeles was raised in a romanian orphanage" // mircea may have some insights on that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10748 @ 0.00086461 = 9.2928 BTC [-]
jurov: o, he's expert on romanian orphanages?
ThickAsThieves: jurov you pm'd me?
jurov: yes, you did not receive anything?
ThickAsThieves: just "hello"
jurov: i'll retry without otr
jurov: got it now?
jurov: D:
Apocalyptic: jurov, well that's where he picks up the chicks right ?
jurov: ThickAsThieves: still nothing? i see everything you pm me
ThickAsThieves: "Has anyone thought about holding a decentralized conference as well? "
mike_c: i guess he hasn't heard of this channel.
jurov: bitcoin-assets : the longest ongoing bitcoin conference
ThickAsThieves: what's next, Has anyone considering decentralizing love?
jurov: yes
jurov: it's called polyamory
ThickAsThieves: i suppose
ThickAsThieves: requires using the blockchain somehow
pankkake: and what's decentralized sex
ThickAsThieves: ozbot
jurov: how to decentralize glory holes ?
pankkake: so basically decentralized is masturbation. seems consistent
ThickAsThieves: it's a lot of people doing alone, what they could be doing together
ThickAsThieves: anywho
ThickAsThieves: "The journey is over for China's moon rover. China's state news agency is reporting today that the country's space agency has not been able to restore function to the Jade Rabbit rover"
asciilifeform: one could imagine a 'decentralized conference'. send ascii chars as low-bytes of TX to addr A.
ThickAsThieves: shoulda decentralized it
asciilifeform: imagine if every byte you threw in this channel cost a few satoshi.
asciilifeform: all the bums/beggars would be gone...
asciilifeform: it would be a little slow. perhaps more like mailing list than irc.
benkay: now imagine if emails cost a few satoshi.
ThickAsThieves: would be awesome
asciilifeform: this is quite easy to build
asciilifeform: anyone can do it.
asciilifeform: trick is - getting your phriends to use it.
asciilifeform: would certainly encourage terseness.
pankkake: actually, that's one of the earliest proof of work ideas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hashcash
ThickAsThieves: then drivel communications could be left for facebook etc
asciilifeform: pankkake: correct.
asciilifeform: the server (if one may call it that) could even be programmed to return coin to the sending addr every now and then
asciilifeform: except, obviously, for folks who are kicked out of the 'channel' in disgrace
asciilifeform: (e.g. spammers)
asciilifeform: blockchain then becomes the log.
pankkake: I was thinking of creating a service for that. pay X coins to create an identity that will be allowed without captchas on any compatible website
asciilifeform: and no need for gribble
asciilifeform: (everybody's handle is their addr)
asciilifeform: anyone with a btc node could be the 'server.'
ThickAsThieves: <pankkake> I was thinking of creating a service for that. pay X coins to create an identity that will be allowed without captchas on any compatible website ---- this falls under same premise as me wanting the WoT to be user/service friendly
benkay: wot apps are not hard
benkay: "i am user thus and such"
benkay: emit gpg challenge
ThickAsThieves: make like Wotsy or whatever, and use it for auth all over the web
Apocalyptic: "Wotsy" horrible name
Apocalyptic: it's like OpenID
ThickAsThieves: Apocalypticsy then
benkay: receive and process response to challenge, return "yes" or "no" to service who's curious about a particular login
pankkake: eh, a few months ago, I was looking for something to write, and a guy told me "make otc user friendly"
benkay: your barrier is still the GPG part. no amout of user-friendliness is going to get past the challenges most internet users will have with gpg authentication.
pankkake: but things like openpgpjs are not secure
asciilifeform: luser-friendly -> user-hostile.
asciilifeform: as observed by MP and others.
pankkake: creates a false sense of security at least
ThickAsThieves: just use bitcoin wallet signing then
Apocalyptic: that's even worse
ThickAsThieves: then i leave these things to people that know better
pankkake: yes, why not. but it's not especially friendlier, you have to copy paste etc.
benkay: ;;later tell mircea_popescu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjL6Y-c-HUo
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pankkake: I was thinking of generating GPG contracts for trades etc., the whole thing
Apocalyptic: i never really got why gribble allows a btc-address based identiy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00086565 = 10.9938 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: why shouldnt it?
pankkake: it's just less practical for authentication, GPG keys are much more flexible and secure especially if you use multiple computers
Apocalyptic: why would people use that whereas there is a GPG identity system based exactly for that purpose, much older and wider spread
pankkake: you can only use subkeys for example
Apocalyptic: pankkake probably said it better than me
pankkake: supports revocation, too. basically bitcoin signatures are "lower level", you have a public/private key and that's it
Apocalyptic: to me it comes unatural to use btc-privkey for auth purposes
ThickAsThieves: lower level, seems user friendlier
benkay: just because there's a keypair in there doesn't mean one should use it.
ThickAsThieves: does it mean they shouldnt though?
benkay: "we need a feature!" strikes again.
pankkake: you can use it, there's just no advantage in using it
benkay: from an opsec perspective, many disadvantages.
pankkake: and you're stuck with that priv/pub key forever
benkay: the answer to your question is yes, ThickAsThieves.
benkay: btc keypairs are ephemeral. gpg has a whole toolchain around the use-cases for crypto that have, you know, actually been thought through.
benkay: maybe poorly, but nowhere near as poorly as those in the wild for btc message signing.
benkay: what about btc-key based decryption of messages? do we have this yet? i've never looked for the functionality.
pankkake: bitcoin's encryption choices come from the need to have small outputs too, gpg doesn't and can thus do a lot of other things
Apocalyptic: indeed
ThickAsThieves: ive only used either for the same purposes mostly
ThickAsThieves: verification of a message or identity
ThickAsThieves: decryption*
ThickAsThieves: i'm not arguing against what you say
ThickAsThieves: just saying btc message signing has worked just fine for me
ThickAsThieves: so has gpg
ThickAsThieves: gpg to the infrequent user is a little more tedious
pankkake: another feature is signing other's keys. basically, serves as identity verification
pankkake: well actually you don't sign the key, you sign an identity (name+mail usually)
btc-monkey: !last h am1
assbot: Last trade for AM1 on HAVELOCK was at 0.5499999 BTC [+]
benkay: operational security is one of those things that can be done entirely incorrectly and feel so right to the end-user.
benkay: this is one of the reasons I want a cardano.
jurov: nekay, gpg key is no less ephemeral than bitcoin
jurov: *benkay
benkay: jurov: that's a little pedantic, neh?
benkay: fully granted that they're both just bits on disk.
jurov: either you backup it and risk it will leak (or that you forget the passphrase)
jurov: or you don't backup
Apocalyptic: jurov, he didn't meant ephemeral in that way
benkay: but btc addresses are generated and thrown away regularly in the satoshi client.
jurov: and will lose it anyway
jurov: orly? afaik they ware never wiped out from the wallet
benkay: a gpg keypair is meant to endure through many many uses.
jurov: *are never
benkay: not "wiped" no but one can exceed the 100 pregenerated addresses
jurov: whaaaa?
benkay: iirc, wallets are written to disk with the next hundred receipt addresses
benkay: (upon generation)
Apocalyptic: a wallet can have more than 100 adresses
jurov: of course it's not limited, just increase the pool and it refills
Apocalyptic: and the "100" figure is just the default keypoolsize
jurov: automatically
Apocalyptic: you can change it at will
benkay: if you "ask" the client for more than that number of receipt addresses, your old backups become stale.
jurov: i have seen 120MB wallet in the wild, did not count how many addies
nubbins`: so, everyone enjoying sochi?
benkay: sure
benkay: kinda makes my point for me
benkay: addresses are spun up routinely. gpg keys should be treated differently.
jurov: ah so. but it's the same with pgp. if you swet expiry date as they recommend
jurov: *set
jurov: and don't backup after you have prolonged it
jurov: then it ends the same
jurov: all in all, i don't see any substantial difference
benkay: pedantry later
benkay: client meeting. api vendor wrangling.
jurov: btw, use electrum then. one passphrase forever.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3500 @ 0.00086546 = 3.0291 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: just got a forum PM for a guy looking to do a face-to-face casascius-for-cash trade
nubbins`: that's a first
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12850 @ 0.00086648 = 11.1343 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: terrorist probly
nubbins`: "i can probably find someone to meet you in most major cities. other than quebec."
nubbins`: •ﺑ•
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12200 @ 0.00086725 = 10.5805 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.07252498 = 0.7252 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.073795 = 0.5904 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.07399555 = 0.666 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 1.43596731 BTC to 1`497 shares, 95923 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00086385 = 12.6554 BTC [-] {2}
lysobit: assbot!
assbot: :*
lysobit: that was underwhelming
kakobrekla: you must be new?
lysobit: yes
kakobrekla: welcome
lysobit: thanks
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 25086 @ 0.000105 = 2.634 BTC [-]
freztek: he only came in here to shout assbot.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.0008681 = 2.6043 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15650 @ 0.00086828 = 13.5886 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: sup mjr_
kakobrekla: bye mjr_
Whoopziedaisy_: howdy yall!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00086637 = 1.4728 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2014-02-12/another-jpmorgan-banker-dies-37-year-old-executive-director-program-trading
ozbot: Another JPMorgan Banker Dies, 37 Year Old Executive Director Of Program Trading | Zero Hedge
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4250 @ 0.00086516 = 3.6769 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell benkay so what is that ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00086854 = 1.7371 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00086862 = 6.8621 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.123 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 21 @ 0.07388095 = 1.5515 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8473 @ 0.00086939 = 7.3663 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic: "mark karpeles was raised in a romanian orphanage" << wait, WHAT ?!
mircea_popescu: no.fucking.wai.
mircea_popescu: jurov: it's called polyamory << don't be silly, that's not decentralised love, that's just love without arbitrary barriers to entry.
mircea_popescu: love is always centralised by its nature.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: imagine if every byte you threw in this channel cost a few satoshi. << eventually the chan will work like mpex, +m and it costs w/e to have voice.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that was the object of the (gedanken)experiment, yes.
mircea_popescu: i made trilema +m at some point in 2012 when i was sick of the romanians' drivel
mircea_popescu: has worked admirably so far.
mircea_popescu: before that, it was doing 5k lines a day or some shit
asciilifeform: you'd 'log in' once, by sending a tx with some specified value to 'A' (addr of 'channel') and two others, say, X and Y. low byte of every tx value X->Y is a payload byte.
asciilifeform: 'recycle' the coin by moving from Y->X when some time passes (to minimize fee.)
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/o-luna-de-trilema-prin-ochii-lu-gribble/
ozbot: O luna de #trilema, prin ochii lu’ gribble pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
asciilifeform: X and Y become your 'handle'
mircea_popescu: no wait i was wrong, it did 60k lines in a month. so about like this thing.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform experimentally, you don't need that much code because not that many people will be paying anyway.
asciilifeform: this would require very little code.
asciilifeform: authentication is 'automatic', in the sense that only an addr's owner can send from it.
mircea_popescu: even so. you can just make it "donate 0.10000586" btc to #freenode's btc addy
asciilifeform: 'the best machine is no machine' (herr altschuller) ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and that's all
asciilifeform: you can easily dispense with 'Y' if you're ok with an 'expensive' channel.
deadweasel: freenode doesn't take donations anymore, iirc
asciilifeform: then you get 'mailcoin' (or call it what you like)
ThickAsThieves: Klout, controversial service that measured online 'influence,' reportedly being acquired for $100 million
ThickAsThieves: at least it wasnt a billion...
deadweasel: http://blog.freenode.net/2013/03/bye-bye-pdpc/
ozbot: Bye bye PDPC | staffblog
deadweasel: in fact, mp, why not start your own IRCnet? Then you could throttle everything at will.
deadweasel: :P
pankkake: irc networks are like standards
asciilifeform: in the proposed experiment, you get a whole bunch of problems solved 'for free', without moving parts
asciilifeform: the people who like decentralization get that
asciilifeform: spam and beggars vanish
asciilifeform: authentication is automagical, etc.
asciilifeform: and it would all fit in a page or so of your favourite prog. language.
mircea_popescu: deadweasel which explains why we're not doing i tyet :D
mircea_popescu: it's a good reserve power anyway, if we ever need to make our own irc network.
mircea_popescu: afaik they haven't yet decided whether they wish to have a future as the irc network where bitcoin happens or would rather not have any future at all.
mircea_popescu: the 2nd seems probable in some estimations, and so we wait.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12221002 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: (i personally don't think so, fwiw)
deadweasel: yea, those decisions tend to make themselves, in time.
asciilifeform: invent parachute before, not after, being thrown.
mircea_popescu: jurov: automatically << fie upon that word. think of it, gpg keypairs are not generated "automatically"
mircea_popescu: they take time
mircea_popescu: how sucky tech gpg has huh.
asciilifeform: 99% of the delay is /dev/random.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.125 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !b the deadweasel-asciilifeform theorem.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12211 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: hey assbot is pming me dirty messages
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform exactly.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1221002 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/altcoin/comments/1xmckc/the_real_altcoin/cfcygfr
ozbot: crisader comments on The REAL Altcoin
mircea_popescu: ehehe. reddit doesn't get things.
mircea_popescu: WHY IS IT SO!!!!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform that's actually a decent brand
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 36 @ 0.19376446 = 6.9755 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: hence why i bought them. yet old brain detritus dies hard.
asciilifeform: (more things ought to have scuttling valves!)
mircea_popescu: i could see sexually frustrated feminists proposing penis scuttle valves
asciilifeform: one twist, poor thing goes to the bottom of the sea?
mircea_popescu: just depressurizes
mircea_popescu: course the serious rapists would just start carrying strap-ons, but what's a feminist to know of economy
mircea_popescu: she's a commie by default.
asciilifeform: (cards, as you can probably guess, are for the mainboard breadboard...)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10240 @ 0.00086939 = 8.9026 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10339 @ 0.00086994 = 8.9943 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.123 = 0.369 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.072 = 0.144 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 2 @ 0.19376446 = 0.3875 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: diametric you about ?
asciilifeform: a kingston, for the navally-noobish:
asciilifeform: http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Flooding_Valve_Manifold.jpg
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15700 @ 0.00087026 = 13.6631 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: http://www.linkedin.com/today/post/article/20131211235041-356899-paypal-looks-ahead-six-predictions-for-2014
ozbot: Big Idea 2014: Predictions from PayPal | LinkedIn
ThickAsThieves: 4. Bitcoin will continue to gain ground (but not as a currency)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 150 @ 0.0055 = 0.825 BTC
mircea_popescu: dun dun dun
asciilifeform: not as a currency << as a coffee warmer?
mircea_popescu: it never was a "currency" to begin with.
mircea_popescu: some currencies out there are a bitcoin, if a very primitive sort and for short intervals.
Duffer1: 4. we're crapping our pants over here, please don't do to us what netflix did to blockbuster
ThickAsThieves: full text for the item is "Bitcoin will continue to attract more people as a store of value and a speculative investment asset. I predict that the value of Bitcoin still has the potential to double by the same time next year. But I believe it will have a hard time becoming mainstream as a currency, due to its expected continued volatility amidst regulation authorities and governments
ThickAsThieves: figuring out what to make of the cryptocurrency."
mircea_popescu: give the man a cookie. who is this ?
asciilifeform: paypal fuhrer?
Duffer1: president of paypal
Duffer1: david marcus
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.0818 = 0.3272 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: so gavin is seriously saying "follow us @BTCFoundation " ?
mircea_popescu: is the man stupid or something ?
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 seems smart enough. i don't recall the last time a large fiat corp had a smart ceo.
Duffer1: is he smart enough to be worried is the question
asciilifeform: s/Bitcoin/usd/;s/double/half/
asciilifeform: s/becoming/remaining/
mircea_popescu: if anyone has a reference client they're not running atm, or space to run one : please do so.
mircea_popescu: all these idiots with their web bs are caught in a cloud of pseudotx relying
mircea_popescu: reference clients can cut it down quite easily, but apparently there's not actually that many
asciilifeform: classic bitcoind?
asciilifeform: how many, i wonder, are running
mircea_popescu: yes.
mircea_popescu: and from what i see ~1k ☟︎
asciilifeform: woah
mircea_popescu: yes.
asciilifeform: 3 are mine
asciilifeform: thought these were a dime-a-dozen
asciilifeform: for some reason
mircea_popescu: well, 10 dimes in a dolla.
mircea_popescu: but no, originally there were ~60k as a high point cca 2011
asciilifeform: brotha can ye spare a dime/node
mircea_popescu: it's been going down steadily ever since.
mircea_popescu: which is quite a problem, really.
asciilifeform: proliferation of castrato 'wallets,' yeah.
mircea_popescu: myea.
mircea_popescu: beause people want stuff tio be "easier".
mircea_popescu: what, they're part of bitcoin now ? cool! so where's bitcoin supermarket ?
asciilifeform: used to be that mr. luser had to bite the bullet and delete a pron or two, download the blocks.
mircea_popescu: where's bitcoin credit card ?
mircea_popescu: where's bitcoin government ?
mircea_popescu: (togive them bitcoins on their bitcoin card to buy stuff in the bitcoin supermarket)
asciilifeform: using btpension from btgov ?
asciilifeform: good gift for these folks: a rubber hose. with mouthpiece and arsepiece on the respective ends.
asciilifeform: 'New!1! Eat For Free!'
mircea_popescu: it's not easy to insert.
CiPi: http://www.eweek.com/security/massive-ddos-attack-leveraged-network-timing-protocol-cloudflare.html
ozbot: Massive DDoS Attack Leveraged Network Timing Protocol: CloudFlare
mircea_popescu: still with this ?
mircea_popescu: cloudflare has been rehashing this story about every 3 months.
mircea_popescu: a) no cloudflare "customer" was ever protected by cloudflare of a "400 gpbs" attac
mircea_popescu: b) overall, the sum total of network time the cloudflare "customers" lost owing to cloudflare being a pos exceeds by degree of magnitude any mitigated "attacks"
asciilifeform: speaking of turdcraft, for anyone who missed it:
asciilifeform: http://www.kaspersky.com/about/news/virus/2014/Kaspersky-Lab-Uncovers-The-Mask-One-of-the-Most-Advanced-Global-Cyber-espionage-Operations-to-Date-Due-to-the-Complexity-of-the-Toolset-Used-by-the-Attackers
mircea_popescu: this is not even going into the CA spoofing bs they do.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00086862 = 4.3431 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 8 @ 0.0818 = 0.6544 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.00087036 = 4.9611 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the massive derpage going on retardtalk, retarddit etc etc re spam txn really shows just how the population has changed.
mircea_popescu: i think bitcoin average has lost 20 points of iq over the past 2 years.
mircea_popescu: we've gone from "people could generally write a c compiler" to "people could not generally write hello world"
ThickAsThieves: sad considering this is the post-silk road wave
mircea_popescu: apparently drug use and intelligence don't correlate.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7627 @ 0.00087036 = 6.6382 BTC [+]
jurov: people could generally write a c compiler? that was average 2yrs ago?
jurov: on trolltalk?
mircea_popescu: well ok ok im forcing a point.
jurov: :D
ThickAsThieves: we're just decentralizing the IQ points
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves now everyone can has one.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.073 = 0.219 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.123 = 0.369 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.073 = 0.219 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.123 = 0.369 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.073 = 0.219 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.12210001 = 0.3663 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0725 = 0.2175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.12210001 = 0.3663 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.0725 = 0.145 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12210001 = 0.2442 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: anybody here care to recommend a 3840x2160 display?
asciilifeform: (or greater)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1221 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/issues/2653
asciilifeform: budget psyop. are they down to hiring nigerian spam translators now?
asciilifeform: or is someone actually this... orgasmically stupid?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 3 @ 0.0725 = 0.2175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 3 @ 0.1221 = 0.3663 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 3 @ 0.19376446 = 0.5813 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: seeing how it discusses law enforcement, one'd expect everyone involved to be organically this stupid.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.1221 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 1 @ 0.19376446 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: after all the easier solution to not knowing something is to assume, not to find out.
asciilifeform: so presumably this was written from a jail. which one? where?
mircea_popescu: (course the even easier solution is to just not not know in the first place0
mircea_popescu: nah, they don't put people in jail anymore.
mircea_popescu: they just add those dog collars or w/e
mircea_popescu: what's the point of putting them in jail when they're already living in one anyway
asciilifeform: i'm still waiting for the actual appearance of the collars-with-detonators, familiar to all '90s cheap sf fans.
mircea_popescu: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Douglas_Wells like ?
asciilifeform: nah, those exist
asciilifeform: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103239/
ozbot: Wedlock (1991) - IMDb
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha rutget hauer wat
mircea_popescu: anyway, those muppets really should have their own movie. just think :
mircea_popescu: highschool drop-out that's been working for 30 years as a pizza delivery boy
mircea_popescu: so lovable mentally retarded character
mircea_popescu: gets trapped in a plot between some ugly broad who thinks herself important and some really weird character
asciilifeform: yeah they did that one later.
mircea_popescu: to rob a bank via bomb device with artsy cane gun, so as to have enough funds to pay for the weird character's murder of the woman;s father
mircea_popescu: in order for her to inherit him
mircea_popescu: except the father is bankrupt and the bank is some shitty us venue with ~1500 dollars in cash on the premises.
mircea_popescu: it's epic, odysseus has nothing on this.
asciilifeform: on top of u.s. psot office btc,
asciilifeform: http://www.dailyfinance.com/on/post-office-plan-unbanked-payday-lending/?ncid=txtlnkusaolp00000058
ozbot: Post Office Plan May Revolutionize the Financial Lives of the Unbanked - DailyFinance
asciilifeform: nationalized 'check cashing' shops.
mircea_popescu: it is a major racket, that
mircea_popescu: mostly because well... cash is king.
asciilifeform: they have 'payday loans' built in, too.
ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2014/2/12/5405174/goatse-cx-pivots-again-to-become-a-dogecoin-supporter
ThickAsThieves: doge will take it where it can get it
ozbot: Goatse.cx pivots again to become a Dogecoin supporter | The Verge
pankkake: selling emails didn't work? eh.
dub: wow
pankkake: much gape
Duffer1: lol :(
pankkake: I remember they offered @goatse.cx emails but I thought it was too expensive for the novelty
jurov: only for srs bsns
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.EXCH] 19 @ 0.19376446 = 3.6815 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00086872 = 15.5501 BTC [-] {2}
davout: this is awsome
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/2kQcifM.gif
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves the funny thing of an advertising ponzi is that well... they keep burning the stuff.
davout: わいい
mircea_popescu: eventually they'll have to either fold or go for superbowl ads
davout: s/わいい/かわいい/
deadweasel: I was raised in a check cashing company.
deadweasel: I was cashing checks behind 2 inch glass when I was 14.
deadweasel: good times.
deadweasel: better racket: Lease-buy-backs.
deadweasel: 300% interest, but no! it's a lease fee!
deadweasel: and that's how I was able to afford college (which was mostly useless)
mircea_popescu: so you got scammed out of the money you scammed out of idiots, pretty much ?
jcpham: bam
jcpham: lol @ goatse @ dogecoin
jcpham: HUGE boost in legitimacy for doge
mircea_popescu: totally.
davout: if you read the comments there's the fiverr ad for the actor down there
davout: (in TAT's link)
mike_c: i love fiverr. great for gag gifts.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12288 @ 0.00087036 = 10.695 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://dpaste.com/1610447/ ☟︎
ozbot: dpaste: #1610447
mircea_popescu: that may contribute to the daily lulz
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC
mircea_popescu: right in there with the strippers know better than to accept free btc from strangers.
mircea_popescu: i wonder what would average joe do if someone made an ipad app counting all the money he's lost each day over being a total derp.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00087036 = 6.3536 BTC [+]
benkay: not install it?
mircea_popescu: i doubt he could do that.
mircea_popescu: otherwise the fact any apps are installed at all becomes inexplicable
mircea_popescu: at least this'd be useful.
benkay: no dopamine hit, no install.
mircea_popescu: oic. perhaps you got a point there.
benkay: hey that's two in as many days
mircea_popescu: obviously the pills are working :D
benkay: how are you drugging me from romania?
mircea_popescu: not me, babyface.
benkay: who put the pills in my cookie jar?
benkay: m.p.?
benkay: couldn't be.
benkay: then who?
mircea_popescu: who let teh dogs out
benkay: who let the doge out
mike_c: whoa, what do you want to advertise that would mean buying out tpb? that's probably 300 btc a month.
mircea_popescu: mike_c i'm just doing it to piss off the gfy community
mircea_popescu: exoclick is their baby
mike_c: hehe, i don't know what gfy is, but doing that just to piss someone off is great :)
mircea_popescu: ;;google gfy
gribble: Urban Dictionary: gfy: <http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gfy>; The Go Fuck Yourself Home Page - Amish Rake Fight: <http://www.amishrakefight.org/gfy/>; Go Fug Yourself: Because Fugly Is The New Pretty: <http://www.gofugyourself.com/>
mircea_popescu: ;;google xbiz
gribble: XBIZ | Adult Industry News | Adult Webmaster Resources: <http://www.xbiz.com/>; XBIZ™ (XBIZ) on Twitter: <https://twitter.com/XBIZ>; XBIZ 360 - January 22-25, 2014: <http://www.xbiz360.com/>
punkman: exoclick specializes in matching shitty traffic to shitty ads
benkay: man i want to sell software to porn companies
benkay: pay me in trade baby
mircea_popescu: benkay they're destitute.
KRS-One: I want to scam nigerians.
benkay: so i gather :(
mircea_popescu: they used to be raking in the dough, cca 1993.
benkay: man
mircea_popescu: BACK THEN making a thumbnail autogallery could well be 50k in fees and free passes for everywhere
deadweasel: back when VHS purchases existed
benkay: the integral of the porn production curve is a SHITLOAD OF PORN
benkay: .bait
ozbot: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me66jgXVjN1qk2vvro1_1280.jpg
KRS-One: .bait
ozbot: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdhpfmq78T1rs43zlo1_500.jpg
benkay: mine's better.
KRS-One: benkay's is way better i want her
benkay: yeah too bad content delivery is totes a solved thing
KRS-One: you guys saw the new mt.gox bouncie balls right =D\
mircea_popescu: http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8qqaXdU61ru15g3o1_1280.jpg
benkay: bitcoin payments to the world's largest fuck-your-copyright stash of porn is a cool thing to build
benkay: :(
KRS-One: eww mircea, really?
benkay: so sad
mircea_popescu: mwahaha
benkay: much no
benkay: wow
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4659 @ 0.00087064 = 4.0563 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: whoa holy shit, the gfy forum comes in 10th for gfy ?!?!
KRS-One: I need a bait now.
mircea_popescu: jesus they dropped.
mircea_popescu: anyway mike_c gfy.com/‎
mircea_popescu: the retardstalk from before bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: the original.
mike_c: looks like they are on top of things
mike_c: http://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1130089
ozbot: What is Bitcoin? - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum
kakobrekla: lolz:
kakobrekla: http://us7.campaign-archive2.com/?u=cc31bdeb630dadc97f3352967&id=817f2a2d10&e=4c15c58428
ozbot: [ANNOUNCEMENT] Crypto Street For Sale
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla what's crypto street again ?
kakobrekla: an exchange, supposedly
Apocalyptic: https://www.crypto.st/
mircea_popescu: mike_c they're mostly adults, and the backbone has been sifted through ~20 years into some semblance of sanity.
mircea_popescu: which is why their forum has lived to 18mn posts of retarded nonsense.
kakobrekla: the intro post from april 2013
kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=186082.0
ozbot: [ANN] Crypto.St - The one exchange to rule them all
mircea_popescu: so i guess the yet-another-one exchange "to rule them all" has managed.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14626 @ 0.00087065 = 12.7341 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 1 @ 0.12210001 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: zomg
kakobrekla: from cognitive thread > I vote for Kakobrekla, He seems highly interested in this company and I bet he will tell us every thing that is wrong with it supper fast so we/he can fix it.
kakobrekla: wrong way dude.
Apocalyptic: heh, kako the ponzi fixer
mike_c: watch out kako, votes on the forum are binding. you're going to have a new job before you know it.
kakobrekla: imma gonna stop posting at this rate!
mircea_popescu: "here is some stupid shit we did back when you were telling us better and we were all smug and thought we knew better"
mircea_popescu: "we now vote for you to fix it"
mircea_popescu: these disgusting meatbags actually imagine the entire world is their dysfunctional fambly.
kakobrekla: buncha lolz
mircea_popescu: at least around these parts what you say to the unhousebroken kiddios is "they ain't the house of your stupid mother"
mircea_popescu: i gather it's not commonly said in the us.
diametric: mircea_popescu: i am now, whats up?
mircea_popescu: pmd.
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diametric: ;;ident diametric
gribble: Nick 'diametric', with hostmask 'diametric!~diametric@2604:3400:dc1:43:216:3eff:fe27:bf9d', is identified as user 'diametric', with GPG key id BDD47433133081CF, key fingerprint 0789CB4F508B384EB74CEFBFBDD47433133081CF, and bitcoin address None
deadweasel: no, I haven't heard that one, mp
deadweasel: clearly, the failure lies in kakobrekla not being re-banned in a timely m anner
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.00016543 = 1.6543 BTC [-] {19}
jurov: heh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 46 @ 0.0055 = 0.253 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00086862 = 11.4224 BTC [-]
deadweasel: I was just reading what Morell injected into HItler everyday, what a ride that must have been:
deadweasel: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Theodor_Morell#Substances_given_to_Hitler
ozbot: Theodor Morell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
HeySteve: I believe Kennedy was on a lot too
pankkake: <minerpart> yeah I nkow, pankkake quoted this channel earlier. He is a dirty fucking French prick and he knows it. Just like his Nazi sympathising grandparents he is scum and will do anything for dirty cash.
pankkake: <minerpart> I've met a lot of French people and they are 100% decent and down to earth. But then you always get the odd little shit who would fuck his own mother for cash - that's pankkake.
pankkake: why so mean
deadweasel: ha, what'd you do, pankkake ?
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=459281.0 probably pushed their butthurt too far
ozbot: ActiveMining/Labcoin: a comparison
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BingoBoingo: pankkake: He's just pissed you took away his scam income
pankkake: of course they are
pankkake: well they still can't trade anyway
pankkake: <minerpart> His grandmother was probably raped by a Nazi storm trooper. That's makes him Bastard Nazi offspring. Pure scum.
pankkake: at least he knows some French history
mircea_popescu: lol omfg how dare people say thos things about pankkake
mircea_popescu: they should only say them about me!
pankkake: <minerpart> I've offered to meet him at any railway station in France as I'm southern England. He's a pussy, he wont meet me. A sad little prick with a big internet presence. You know what that means - he's never fucked a girl. Probably followed a few home though then gone home and jerked himself off.
pankkake: I thought it was another guy who offered. or he just out-socked himself
jurov: nice, can't he be hired? or is he already?
pankkake: I only know of my mother-side family history during the war
pankkake: I guess when you don't know, it's probably bad :p
mircea_popescu: jurov send him to meet people all over france ?
jurov: not bad. maybe we can arrange for him to meet someone davout hates
mircea_popescu: i like the logic involved tho. retarded romanians were going on about similar nonsense all through the late 00s
pankkake: just offered to meet for 0.2 BTC
pankkake: what nonsense?
mircea_popescu: "omfg what do you mean some people are actually impoirtant and thus therefore you need to jump through hoops to meet them, unlike me"
mircea_popescu: latest on retarded blog : "president of aol is a pussy, i sent him messages to meet me at any train station of his choosing he said he doesn't use trains"
BingoBoingo: pankkake: He pays you or you pay him?
pankkake: I never refused, just said I wasn't going to do it for free
pankkake: he pays me
mircea_popescu: as if somehow the entire world is this proving ground for impudent cocklets and everyone is their peer.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I see no way that you time in person isn't worth at least 25 BTC to him.
jurov: pankkake: tell him you're actually canadian
deadweasel: well, that's the majority of the worlds opinion, as most don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
pankkake: tabernacle !
punkman: you guys ever read one of those 419 scambaiting safaris?
deadweasel: BingoBoingo has a point, you just priced yourself like a whore.
deadweasel: this is where your 'truthing' gets you, on a train stomping some poor teenager for .2 btc.
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mircea_popescu: deadweasel apparently.
mircea_popescu: punkman wrote some :)
davout: jurov: that sounds like fun
punkman: http://www.419eater.com/html/RoadToChadDarfur/
ozbot: The Road to Chad/Darfur
mike_c: mpoe-pr fights the good fight for a healthy salary. i don't know why you bang your head against that wall.
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davout: jurov: i'd need to find someone i hate though, i usually try to limit myself to ignoring
mircea_popescu: mike_c maybe he's honing his skillzors.
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=459281.0 << this shit is so lulzy.
ozbot: ActiveMining/Labcoin: a comparison
deadweasel: did you just add that to your sig, pankkake ? XD
mircea_popescu: no srsly, it is epic shit.
mircea_popescu: pankkake you should have a blog baby.
pankkake: I have a blog
pankkake: a dead blog
mircea_popescu: just saying, this stuff is the substance of blogging.
pankkake: yeah I have a few topics like that
pankkake: I have bitcointalk in muscle memory, need to fix that
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 293 @ 0.00505 = 1.4797 BTC [+]
pankkake: <minerpart__> Fuck off pankkake you prick. You really think I would waste my time fucking off to France to hang around a station only to see you don't show up? You fucking idiot
pankkake: :(
kakobrekla: i think thesevend is missing on the table
mike_c: where is this lovefest taking place?
kakobrekla: theseven aka [7]
deadweasel: is there a #burn-pankkake chan or what?
pankkake: #activemining
deadweasel: ah, thx!
pankkake: theseven wasn't a willing participant
kakobrekla: nigga what?!
pankkake: I mean, not PR-wise
mircea_popescu: more like a naive participant i guess
pankkake: he was contracted for stuff, and named
pankkake: :p
[7]: any labcoin news?
pankkake: not that I know
[7]: did they finally get hold of alberto or whoever was behind all of this?
mircea_popescu: [7] nah, pankkake just made a nice summary thread
pankkake: there's an italian lawsuit it seems
pankkake: so maybe!
kakobrekla: AA is in china or somesuch anyways
mircea_popescu: pankkake the part you don't know is that i could sue you in romanian court right now
mircea_popescu: it'd cost me nothing to do so
mircea_popescu: and nothing'd happen.
mircea_popescu: eu lawsuits are quite different from us
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pankkake: well the guy's probably in italy
kakobrekla: naw
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=333851.msg5063595#msg5063595 << check out dr greg's withering retort!
ozbot: [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus
mircea_popescu: i need to hire out vincent vega.
pankkake: what's so bad about dr greg anyway?
punkman: *bald
punkman: he could IPO that forehead
kakobrekla: can we have s.laughing so we have a laughing stock?
pankkake: lol
davout: LOL
pankkake: ok, tomorrow I will not go on bitcointalk
pankkake: and I'll be productive
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla ahaha epic
pankkake: I can sleep again too, so time capitalize on it
benkay: ahahahahahahaha dr greg loses it all on btc.sx
pankkake: btcse.cx
mircea_popescu: pankkake what is bad about dr greg is that it's generally worse to have a half-educated idiot than ap ure idiot.
mircea_popescu: he's that half-educated idiot.
pankkake: as in more dangerous? ok. but then forum pr could be better…
mircea_popescu: i'd rather teach a monkey to invest than a bitcointalk-er.
punkman: wouldn't a monkey, sans training, do better than the average bitcointalk-er?
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 2 @ 0.07399 = 0.148 BTC [+]
benkay: pankkake: you gotta link greg to the bitcointalk post where MP and smickles expose the btc.sx scam
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pankkake: that would have been better
mircea_popescu: punkman likely.
pankkake: I don't think dr greg listed the things he was going to use beforehand
mircea_popescu: pankkake it's okay, he just knows better than anyone anyway.
mircea_popescu: because see, reasons. and things.
benkay: no but now you can castigate him for ignoring the bitlord
pankkake: well I gave him BTC. not my most shameful investment though
mircea_popescu: was it for a foreheadectomy ?
pankkake: he promised low returns!
benkay: what were you thinking!
benkay: PIFF is the place for low returns!
pankkake: he left a nice comment about PIF too :)
benkay: you already own the low-returns market!
Jere_Jones: mircea_popescu would you really teach a willing student to invest?
benkay: oh he's nice
benkay: that's good. a sign of competence, being nice.
deadweasel: Jere_Jones: it's free, in the logs
pankkake: I wonder what part of fiat investing is to blame for the bad risk estimation in btc investments
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kakobrekla: regulation
pankkake: i.e. stock market full of printed money, or those nice savings account
pankkake: but investing in startups is often a loss; the general public doesn't do it however
kakobrekla: at least for a fraction of the problem
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04799999 = 0.288 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: general public is going to do it now that sec restrictions have been lifted.
kakobrekla: hehe
kakobrekla: pankkake general public can use kickstarter :)
kakobrekla: same result, they get shit.
pankkake: indeed
pankkake: at least for the time being, as it's new
davout: pankkake: i offered this minerpart guy to escrow, lets see if some lulz can be harvested
pankkake: cool
Mats_cd03: weak
mike_c: half of assets jumped into activemining to watch this :)
kakobrekla: anyway pankkake there is more scam than you think in fiat world
kakobrekla: its just you are not in #fiat-assets
kakobrekla: and are totally missing out.
pankkake: lol, no I know there are
pankkake: and very similar ones than in btc
pankkake: actually, I was scammed by my banker
pankkake: first investment ever
pankkake: NATIXIS
pankkake: I was a poor student too
pankkake: lost 90% of its value
Asa9: w00t! I'm op in #fiat-assets!! THANKS MP!
Asa9: er kakobrekla
Asa9: ty!
kakobrekla: you are very welcome
kakobrekla: was it like in southpark "and its gone?"
pankkake: pretty much :/
Asa9: lol
pankkake: basically it was mass-sold by French banks, to noobs
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pankkake: they showed me the past performance of previous IPOs
kakobrekla: i sold all my remaining fiat stock when btc was 80$ i think. already at that time, that was only a tiny fraction of my net.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 2 @ 0.12210001 = 0.2442 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: 23:43.15 ( pankkake ) they showed me the past performance of previous IPOs < lulz
pankkake: I only ever bought one company because that was the only one I understood
pankkake: made a profit, though fees ate most of it (again, poor student)
pankkake: should have done the same with the bitcoin…
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kakobrekla: yea
Mats_cd03: .mpoe
davout: pankkake: so apparently this guy is ok to meet you at any train station to give you a beating for a fee
pankkake: beating up a guy in crowded areas, smart
davout: do people really imagine they can go to some foreign country and simply beat up some guy in a public place like a train station and not gete in trouble?
pankkake: maybe in gare du nord :p
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davout: pankkake: it's full of cops, they're usually the ones involved in beatings there :D
ThickAsThieves: [17:59] <ThickAsThieves> WTS 50k ActM shares
ThickAsThieves: [17:59] <JimJones> how much ThickAsThieves
ThickAsThieves: [17:59] <ThickAsThieves> I only take ATC
pankkake: but he's serious about the beating. I thought he wanted to meet
pankkake: lol
pankkake: haha "which one"
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Maybe you both leave your respective countries for this meeting. I might suggest the 5th and Washington Station in East St Louis.
pankkake: is there a reference I'm missing?
BingoBoingo: pankkake: No, I'm just thinking of the most interesting train stations I know.
pankkake: oh, I know none
BingoBoingo: pankkake: This could be one of the few white dude fights on World Star HipHop
pankkake: well I'm not fighting
pankkake: so far always avoided it
Mats_cd03: scrub
mike_c: i'm sure you could hire a stand-in for cheap
pankkake: hm kinda wrong, once a guy punched me and I wasn't expecting it
pankkake: what would be the point?
Mats_cd03: Beating him up and getting away with it
Mats_cd03: Also a good work out
davout: pankkake: the way i see it, for maximum lulz he should show up after a 5 hour trip, having had all the time to come to the conclusion that beating someone up in a public place, in a foreign country isn't such a good idea after all
pankkake: certainly not on the list of the guys I'd like to beat up
pankkake: the actual scam runners why not
BingoBoingo: Well, at the station I suggested it might be more problematic for him if you don't fight back. Nearly every white person outside of the train there is usually a plain clothes police officer. He finds himself in a foreign jail ??? Profit?
pankkake: human psychology's weird. you often don't end up doing what you thought you would do
Shakespeare: cuz we have too many brains
mircea_popescu: Jere_Jones what do you figure i (we) are doing herei n the first place ?
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> I wonder what part of fiat investing is to blame for the bad risk estimation in btc investments << mothers are to blame.
pankkake: why?
BingoBoingo: Looks like there aren't too many Altcoins on https://openex.pw/index.php?page=trade&market=111 standing between ATC and the moon.
pankkake: such spread
KRS-One: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9cS7LaEAYY
ozbot: tears For Fears Original 1980's video in HQ Mothers Talk - YouTube
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> actually, I was scammed by my banker << you know the luis de funes movie re scammed by banker ?
pankkake: I don't think I know that one
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Shakespeare: <mircea_popescu> mothers are to blame. --- O! I said this to #ActM only minutes ago "Bastard begot, bastard instructed, bastard in mind ... in everything illegitimate."
mircea_popescu: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057051/
ozbot: Faites sauter la banque (1964) - IMDb
pankkake: haha, looks awesome
mircea_popescu: <davout> do people really imagine they can go to some foreign country and simply beat up some guy in a public place like a train station and not gete in trouble? <<< yes.
mircea_popescu: they also imagine they can just start "a security" and it'll all just fall into place
mircea_popescu: they just need to sort out the website for it
KRS-One: <+eoar> Bitcoin in 20 years will be like a cassette tape now. Clunky and outdated and surpassed by a much superior crypto <<<< interesting analogy
mircea_popescu: lol Shakespeare
davout: mircea_popescu: i understand that they imagine it, i sense there's an opportunity to arbitrage between reality and their imagination
mircea_popescu: indeed.
mircea_popescu: back when i was much younger i must confess
mircea_popescu: we used to do this thing whereby we'd dress up nice and clean, go to some disco in the sticks, a village somewhere
Shakespeare: Did you know I share the same birthday as Tony Danza and Shirley Temple?
mircea_popescu: mocked all the doods and felt up all the chiks
mircea_popescu: the net result being that the doods' all gather up to beat these atrociously obnoxious town bois
Jere_Jones: mircea_popescu While a useful tidbit is occasionally passed along, I mostly see a lot of self-righteous "I told you so" comments about any business (I'm using the term loosely) that is less than an absolute success.
mircea_popescu: except we had a trunk full of heavy equipment
mircea_popescu: beat the shit out of the entire village youth
mircea_popescu: counted for a weekend trip
pankkake: Shakespeare: they don't have the same birthday. SCAM
mircea_popescu: Jere_Jones i guess that's one way to look at it.
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benkay: !b 9 ✂︎
Jere_Jones: The possibility exists that I am simply too inexperienced to know wisdom when it slaps me in the face like a trout.
mircea_popescu: part of the problem here would be that none of those things you use the term loosely for are anywhere in range for meaningful commentary.
Shakespeare: someone lied to me!
pankkake: or wikipedia lies
Shakespeare: Pretend I said Roy Orbison
pankkake: I liked the mistery though
mircea_popescu: <pankkake> why? << mothers are to blame because in their quest to protect their offspring they manage to fuck up the offspring's risk evaluator.
Jere_Jones: I see a lot of "That's dumb", "They are unqualified", "They shouldn't do that". With the exception of your "So you're thinking of starting a bitcoin business" post on bitcoin-talk (which I have read multiple times), there is almost no "Thou shalt do".
mircea_popescu: Jere_Jones it's mpoe-prs, and the problem with "Thou shalt do" is that a) there's a lot less of that available than you'd want, and b) people are well impervious to listening anyway.
Shakespeare: this site has nice CSS http://www.famousbirthdays.com/
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mircea_popescu: for instance, the link to http://trilema.com/2013/youre-gonna-have-to-learn-that-variety-speak/ has been pasted by me here 3 times, and by others more times.
Jere_Jones: *I* am not impervious to listening. At least, I try not to be.
mircea_popescu: in it, you will find : "Much like “nobody knows how to make movies” was generally true in Hollywood, “nobody knows how to make Bitcoin businesses” is generally true in Bitcoin. Nevertheless, this does not logically follow into “so then everyone has the same chances, noobs and veterans alike”. Such a proposition could not be further from the truth, because the veterans have the sizable advantage that they kn
mircea_popescu: ow all the ways movies can’t be made. That’s what they’ve been doing with their years and the investors’ money up to that point : not coming one iota closer to knowing how movies can be made, but establishing vast inroads into the obviously endless topic of how they can’t in fact be made. Noobs bereft of this very valuable (in that it’s very expensive) knowledge ain’t got a prayer."
mircea_popescu: now, had you read that before or is it your first time ?
Jere_Jones: It has enough familiarness to it that I think I've read it before, but not enough that it sank in to any depth.
mircea_popescu: ok but see ? that's the problem.
mircea_popescu: this is given culture, it's a shared foundation.
mircea_popescu: when i say to moiety "you're wasting your time doing something we know is stupid. waste your time doing something we don't know is stupid yet." this is what i'm referencing.
Shakespeare: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLDYtH1RH-U
mircea_popescu: in short : the "positive" tidbits are extremely easy to miss, because they depend on other positive tidbits
ozbot: Shanghai Tower (650 meters) - YouTube
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Jere_Jones: I think I might be starting to understand a little of what you're saying. I shall return to my lurking, listening and learning.
mircea_popescu: asking questions hurts nothing.
Shakespeare: these guys are nits
Shakespeare: nuts
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Jere_Jones: Question: Exactly which WOT is the "So you want to start a business" post talking about? I know of the #bitcoin-otc wot and the mywot.com site.
mircea_popescu: the former.
davout: Jere_Jones: bitcoin-otc
benkay: the former
benkay: http://bitcoin-otc.com/trust.php
Jere_Jones: Got it.
mircea_popescu: Shakespeare no, you had it right the 1st time. nits.
mircea_popescu: half a nitwit.
jurov: <mircea_popescu> beat the shit out of the entire village youth << oh my what am i doing around such people again?
Jere_Jones: Damn. Too bad I lost my key.
benkay: 'tain't too late to spin up a new one.
mircea_popescu: jurov what, i'm a lovable huggable simpleminded psychopath.
Jere_Jones: http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewgpg.php?nick=Jere_Jones
mircea_popescu: Jere_Jones well so there you go : DON'T LOSE YOUR KEY OMFG BBQ
Jere_Jones: ^ From my first bitcoin purchase
ozbot: #bitcoin-otc gpg key data
mircea_popescu: jurov i don't suppose you're liable to go around deciding to beat people because "they're on your turf" and obviously they seem like townfolk so perhaps they're not quite as hard as all that.
mircea_popescu: just so happens that stuff seeming soft can in fact be as hard as coffin nails, somewhere in there.
mircea_popescu: like say bitcoin.
jurov: hm can't comprehend that "i don't suppose" ?
jurov: should get my nightly glass of wine
mircea_popescu: ya re-0read the whole thing lol
deadweasel: holy shit TAT push atc in minerpart__ chan
jurov: still eludes me what turf and what with hardness of townfolk
deadweasel: pushing*
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mircea_popescu: you ever been to a rural disco ?
jurov: ah now it clicked
mircea_popescu: :)
jurov: one has just imagine being in their skin
davout: tricking people in thinking you'll be easy prey to beat them up afterwards is still evil mircea_popescu
davout: but evil can be fun heh
jurov: why evil? they deserve it
mircea_popescu: davout no argument.
BingoBoingo: http://yro.slashdot.org/story/14/02/12/2157234/utopia-silk-roads-latest-replacement-only-lasted-nine-days
ozbot: Utopia, Silk Road's Latest Replacement, Only Lasted Nine Days - Slashdot
mircea_popescu: im an evil motherfucker.
davout: if the original point is to go there with the goal to end up kcking their ass by tricking them into thinking you're evil so they will be the ones picking the fight is manipulation
jurov: BingoBoingo: it wasn't sufficiently decentralized
davout: but like i said that can be fun
benkay: grownup trolling.
davout: s/evil/weak/
BingoBoingo: jurov: Of course. What boggles me is they had a full 900 BTC allegedly.
davout: benkay: exactly
davout: benkay: i'd say IRL trolling actually
BingoBoingo: Related to the Utopia bust http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-biggest-bullshit-job-titles-in-tech-1521536472/@sarah-hedgecock
benkay: something like that
BingoBoingo: Moare hedge c0k
benkay: man the worst part of working at a cafe with a great view on a busy corner is all the tail walking by i'm separated from talking to by a pane of glass
mircea_popescu: benkay you should just go to an orgy already.
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mircea_popescu: eventually you notice you can only fuck so much and stop caring
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BingoBoingo: !b 1 ✂︎
benkay: yeah also nowhere near well enough capitalized to dress 'em all nicely either
benkay: but also it's the chase mircea_popescu the chase and the conquest
benkay: surely you know the routine
benkay: chase? hunt.
asciilifeform: the solution to the 'idiot X pays Q btc for fistfight' is: pay idiot Y, R btc, to present himself for fistfight to idiot X, where R < Q.
asciilifeform: pocket the difference, and watch.
BingoBoingo: ^^
jurov: that's basically what i suggested to davout
asciilifeform: this is not deep science.
jurov: but seems he's too cultured to arrange that
BingoBoingo: There's plenty of failed athletes desperate enough for the cash to allow pocketing quite the spread
asciilifeform: fistcoin.
davout: asciilifeform: that sounds like a very good way to harvest both lulz and profits
davout: jurov: did you, sorry i must've missed it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.07318 = 0.3659 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: I have glasses, huge disadvantage in a fistfight
pankkake: I wouln't bet on me
mircea_popescu: benkay i dunno dood, i never chase.
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Hire an alternate to identify as pankkake. Look for College footballers and handeggers who missed the cutoff to go pro.
jurov: they don't american football in fr
davout: we rugby baby
pankkake: we call them rugbymen