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thestringpuller: is there a neobee bubble forming?
pankkake: well you can still buy them at 0.003 if you're willing to wait for https://www.lmb-holdings.com/
mircea_popescu: pankkake did you book a profit ?
pankkake: just sold above havelock trade fee, so no profit, no loss… just tears
mircea_popescu: lol why tears ?!
pankkake: just general unhappiness [said pankkake the bitcoin emo]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003276 = 0.3276 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: kik
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1525 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16237 @ 0.00080437 = 13.0606 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: someone needs to ipo a pgp carrier pigeon service
thestringpuller: that would be so gangsta
pankkake: ip over avian carriers was done btw https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
mircea_popescu: been done, but not by us
mircea_popescu: casascius coins by pigeon
pankkake: if the coin is lost you're pretty screwed
pankkake: you'd probably want to send it in two waves
dub: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BaVkd_rIYAA8F3D.png MPOE-PR hard at work
dub: and mircea_popescu with a guiding hand obviously
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: serie: programiertips is getting a lot of mileage.
mircea_popescu: schreiben sie ein top-programm!
mircea_popescu: it can't be just a fucking program already. it's gotta be special. on a 8 bit register but nevertheless TOP!!1
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.327 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 409 @ 0.00325996 = 1.3333 BTC [+] {5}
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400.msg3884477#msg3884477 is there a "are you for real" meme?
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
mircea_popescu: lmao
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=362400.msg3882938#msg3882938 lol duffer has it
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
mircea_popescu: pankkake is this the new ggblblb whatever that crazy guy was pushing ?
mircea_popescu: aussie something
pankkake: don't know what that is
mircea_popescu: hum
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=153138.msg3722232#msg3722232
ozbot: GBBG Bitcoin Fund
pankkake: who wouldn't trust that face!
Duffer1: ha
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 89 @ 0.00300001 = 0.267 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00081999 = 4.4279 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1337 @ 0.00082 = 1.0963 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: "He may have a wall street corner office but his methods are definitely from the street"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16213 @ 0.00083642 = 13.5609 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 679 @ 0.00300005 = 2.037 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33697999 BTC [+]
javanomad: ;;seen unbalanced
gribble: unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 21 hours, and 56 seconds ago: <unbalanced> *Part Tops = what drunk people call Pop Tarts
cazalla: did predictious just copy all the bitbet prop bets and say it's a first or am i missing something
unbalanced: hey javanomad, how's it going?
cazalla: https://www.predictious.com/sports/superbowl-coin-toss-2014/heads https://www.predictious.com/economics/bitcoin-new-all-time-high-2014/10000
pankkake: oh I didn't know predictious even existed
pankkake: you can "buy" and "sell"? that's weird
cazalla: from http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-12-08/bitcoin-derivatives-market-has-arrived
kakobrekla: bitbet:
kakobrekla: 2 weeks 6 days ago (19-11-2013)
unbalanced: Is this the one by those professors? Someone posted a link to an article last week
kakobrekla: predict: Saturday, November 30, 2013 9:00:00 PM GMT
kakobrekla: bout 11 days later
pankkake: well the option stuff isn't really new. and lol they have a quarkcoin one
kakobrekla: 10k bet: bitbet: Bet started:
kakobrekla: 1 week 1 day ago (30-11-2013)
kakobrekla: predict: Friday, December 6, 2013 8:00:00 PM GMT
kakobrekla: no doubt.
kakobrekla: they would be better off reselling bitbet positions
pankkake: well a lot of bets have no one "selling" so this kinda sucks
kakobrekla: dunno their volume seems to be about equal to average single bitbet
unbalanced: How's your headache pankkake? I'm a little behind in the logs but you seemed defeated lately... Pain will do that to ya.
unbalanced: Go troll someone to get your spirits up.
kakobrekla: no brain no tumor pankkake
pankkake: well no I don't have the mood to troll anymore
pankkake: which is telling!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.09300001 = 0.465 BTC [-] {3}
unbalanced: But... the summer of George!
pankkake: kakobrekla: no but I have stuff not going on well physically in it :/
pankkake: hehe
truffles: pankkake ure sick? ;(
truffles: :(*
javanomad: unbalanced - howdy - all good
pankkake: sinuses and tooth issues
unbalanced: Carp
unbalanced: I mean crap
pankkake: well this explains the me-doing-nothing all day
unbalanced: Hey javanomad... looks like my package is at the border. I should be enjoying the coffee this week.
unbalanced: kakobrekla, I read you found the Ethopian you ordered to be a little... meh?
javanomad: unbalanced - yah, I checked the tracking - should be close
unbalanced: How's the business going, in say orders per week or whatever you don't mind disclosing?
kakobrekla: well, you hyped this shit to stars so its hard to keep up with the expectations then, also i only tried one flavour so far, and its not bad, but it doesnt blow my head off
javanomad: Came to a halt as soon as the rocket launched from $800. Just a couple orders since then. First two months were great though.
unbalanced: Well, I'm not a coffee guru I just know what I like.
kakobrekla: hey im all up for experimentation
kakobrekla: nothing wrong if i dont like everything
kakobrekla: and its not that i dont like it.
unbalanced: I'll opine about javanomad's Indonesian once I try it -- but you'll have to judge for yourself.
kakobrekla: are you getting unroasted beans
javanomad: most of my sales were made in Oct when BTC was around fiattissue $140 - and I just held the BTC, so pretty pleased.
unbalanced: Roasted by a pro
kakobrekla: aha
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla:they would be better off reselling bitbet positions << this is actually true, however,
mircea_popescu: most people making websites are into making websites, not so much into making money.
unbalanced: Yes this is the first time I've spent coins and had the exchange rate drop after. Yay me
mircea_popescu: pankkake go to the dentist ?
mircea_popescu: unbalanced wd.
unbalanced: Although I hardly checked the price this weekend, spent my little Bitcoin time reading the logs here. There's hope for me yet.
pankkake: mircea_popescu: well I'm going to expensive specialists, been going for months
unbalanced: ;;ud wd
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wd | WD. Welfare Dave- lowest form of life on earth. Eats government chesse.Wants more people to work to pay for his free gobmint chesse. Because he is to useless  ...
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: wd
mircea_popescu: pankkake they offer to take your sinuses out for you yet ?
unbalanced: I'm going to hope he meant "word"
mircea_popescu: unbalanced wd = well done.
unbalanced: You kids today with your srsly huise
unbalanced: *guise
mircea_popescu: jesus ud has pretty much become one huge injoke wrapped in its own context
pankkake: it's finally going somewhere (actual results/proof), and I stop being treated as a hypochondriac, which is certainly progress
pankkake: just mad that it took 6 months
mircea_popescu: truth. all hypochondriacs aspire to one day progress to actual sickness
pankkake: :D
mircea_popescu: if it makes you feel any better : about five years ago i thought i had a heart attack
unbalanced: good one, you made him smile
mircea_popescu: so i rushed to the hospital, explained to the admittance clerk why i'm there
unbalanced: (wish I'd hit enter a half-second sooner)
Duffer1: panic attack?
truffles: ure sick in the head?
mircea_popescu: she looked at me kinda hm ? got a doctor asap, they did the blood clotting thing
pankkake: yeah I had a few panic attacks/arithmias
mircea_popescu: i was like... perfect. doctor wanted to know what exactly gave me the idea ?!
pankkake: but that thing, no, I was pretty sure something was fucking wrong. turns out, I actually have *two* things
kakobrekla: more is better, same with shares.
mircea_popescu: apparently what i had was that a bit of inside skin got caught in between my ribs.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla one day he will have over nine things.
kakobrekla: :)
truffles: skin in ribs, sounds like a bit much on the kink..
mircea_popescu: lol
Duffer1: too many camel :P
Duffer1: really though how does that even happen?
mircea_popescu: i have no idea. apparently one of the perks of being a tall skinny fuck, you can pinch your insides
mircea_popescu: the result ? sharp pain when inhaling.
jurov: sudden sharp pain behind the ribs? yea it happens occassionally to many people
jurov: i happened to find it on wikipedia... can't remember the name
Duffer1: i'm glad it was miner, or at least, not a heart attack
truffles: weird im more interested in pankkake's fake illnesses than this "sharp pain" stuff
pankkake: it's not fake :/
kakobrekla: ITS NOT WATER!!!!
pankkake: I have a sinus that is really really tight compared to the other one
truffles: 0.o
pankkake: and an infection on a teeth root (probably not the correct English term but fuck it)
jurov: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Precordial_catch_syndrome
ozbot: Precordial catch syndrome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
mircea_popescu: lol so take it in the other sinus.
mircea_popescu: whoa jurov! today i learn~!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 205 @ 0.34878788 = 71.5015 BTC [+] {18}
pankkake: someone likes asicminer today
nubbins`: ugh, was working on a logo for a client
nubbins`: they liked the concept sketches and had no complaints about the work as it was progressing
nubbins`: send off a final proof
nubbins`: "actually i hate this, i just didn't want to say anything because you're a nice guy"
nubbins`: "you can keep the deposit, tho"
truffles: lol
truffles: blow to the ego eh
nubbins`: (a) no fucking shit i can keep the deposit
nubbins`: (b) what the fuck kind of way is that to work with someone?
mircea_popescu: lmao
jurov: nubbins`: give it to beggars on #-otc
nubbins`: hahaha
nubbins`: it was actually for some guy in -otc
mircea_popescu: lol
nubbins`: so that's exactly what i'm going to do
assbot: Last 5 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1497497/plain/)
mircea_popescu: !b 5 ✂︎
nubbins`: lelelelelelelelel
nubbins`: is there anywhere i can host an .svg for free?
mircea_popescu: wordpress.com
nubbins`: yeah, i was about to say, fuck it, i'll do it myself on our blog
nubbins`: heh
pankkake: so you can get not paid for work? harsh
nubbins`: well, i got paid half.
nubbins`: and he didn't even receive the vector files, just a medium-res png
pankkake: oh, ok
nubbins`: large enough for a website, sure
mircea_popescu: pankkake once i paid this mexican band to stfu while i eat.
mircea_popescu: they didn't mind.
nubbins`: just kind of burns me that some asshole would just watch me make something he doesn't like
nubbins`: rather than, you know, act like an adult human :(
pankkake: yeah, I've had the itch to pay beggars to just stop a few times
truffles: rly
truffles: that will keep em going
pankkake: yeah, that's one issue
pankkake: but some have the worst music choices ever and every day the same song (in the parisian metro)
pankkake: at least the romanian ones tell you about their 12 children starving
truffles: saw bunch of romanian beggers once, turns out theyre being forced..
pankkake: :/
truffles: step about prostitution
truffles: above*
truffles: they were rly strategic about it though, in corners
dub: nubbins`: he probably couldnt schedule a parent to make the decision for him
nubbins`: heh
pankkake: locations are very important
dub: you know, gen why problems
pankkake: one saw two beggars almost fighting for a spot
dub: there are a few beggars around where I live
dub: which is annoying considering how much it costs to live here
dub: I'm toying with making a blog for them
pankkake: what do you mean, it's expensive?
truffles: u sir do brag
dub: these are teh straight, gimme money type, no singing and dancing
truffles: i give my spare's to beggers, but im fearful of doing so these days
dub: one of them is like 16-18 skinny long haired nerdy type, seen him in a acouple of neighbouring suburbs. his pitch is 'my parents are alcoholics and I've chosen not to live with them'
dub: no way this dude is homeless, he's making banque
truffles: lol
pankkake: eh, many beggars aren't homeless
dub: a lot of them make good money
pankkake: not that there is anything wrong with that
dub: yes there is
dub: get the fuck out my hood you dirty little motherfucker
truffles: well if its tough for them at home..
truffles: ur hood?
nubbins`: heh
Vexual: i think you dropped this gold ring
mircea_popescu: mike_c http://trilema.com/2013/snsa-november-2013-statement/ with apologies for teh delay.
mike_c: nice, thanks.
KRS-: where do you live dub
mike_c: S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period, however is expected to realise operating revenue next period. << good news for yes on that shipping bitbet.
nubbins`: right on!
dub: KRS-: ballertown
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 191 @ 0.00329998 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {7}
truffles: http://pictures.mastermarf.com/blog/2009/090803-17-dollars.jpg dub?
pankkake: I want some gangsta bitcoin pics
pankkake: not sure how to do it
mircea_popescu: what's the left hemiparesis our brave chap is displaying ?
nubbins`: wallet address w/ 0.001 btc
thestringpuller: debian why you so fucked
Vexual: ak?
mircea_popescu: does it read M for Mwhyusomean ?
Vexual: sign up for militia, sell ak, get $17, profit
mircea_popescu: you know they did that a lot ion the civil war ?
nubbins`: heh
truffles: so many good meme's out there
Vexual: american civil war?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32450 @ 0.00084993 = 27.5802 BTC [+]
nubbins`: you mean other countries had civil wars?
KRS-: yeah dude
KRS-: oh lol
nubbins`: ;)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.000851 = 15.4882 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: imagined buying power index trending up i see
KRS-: I gotta wake up some..gawd.
truffles: https://www.ico6.com/image/cache/data/shirts/guyballr1-342x342.jpg how many ppl can say that heh
KRS-: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3L4spg8vyo
ozbot: Eric Clapton- Cocaine - YouTube
KRS-: Buy Cocaine on iTunes
nubbins`: hahahahaha
pankkake: nice
KRS-: shit I've been going to the shitty part of town for that all this time..
Vexual: that kid is more gangsta than he seems, he actually sold the piece for $50, then set the rate on facebook
truffles: "Real men Do it with Bitcoins" t shirt lol
javanomad: ;;seen deadweasel
gribble: deadweasel was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <deadweasel> ;;ticker
truffles: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/07/article-2184688-146B2CF3000005DC-519_634x422.jpg tell me this doesnt make u chuckle
pankkake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBVFpYN0iNo
ozbot: Godfrey Bloom: The State is an Institution of Theft - YouTube
Vexual: brussels stole my pancreas!
truffles: and no riots were had
truffles: http://media2.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Photo/_new/130806-germany-sausage-merkel.photoblog600.jpg heh
Vexual: no kraut?
kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=361664.msg3885862#msg3885862
ozbot: What markets are there?
kakobrekla: a fun one
Vexual: someone put their clogs on the wrong feet this morning
truffles: i think he's upsest about something
truffles: this neotrix
kakobrekla: people get annoyed when you try to debug them
kakobrekla: its a long known fact
truffles: he had some points
kakobrekla: wha?
truffles: the message was conveyed even if the english wasnt up to par
kakobrekla: what points?
pankkake: his exchange lists only himself and two other things, one of them being a scam
pankkake: so that's almost like MPEx!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084687 = 0.8469 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: lol pankkake
truffles: 1st paragraph
truffles: last sentences
kakobrekla: feel free to paste the part you have in mind
truffles: there were only 2 paragraphs
kakobrekla: and no sense.
truffles: i agree with his feelings on the matter, not his business related things
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00085054 = 5.3584 BTC [+]
truffles: good day
pankkake: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 906741452.688 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
mike_c: when people complain about the look of mpex.co I point them to http://nginx.org/
Duffer1: i dont see the differece
Duffer1: n
pankkake: one of the things that always attracted me to open source software was the simple, no bullshit homepages
pankkake: to the point
mike_c: exactly
mike_c: no difference, and nginx is awesome.
pankkake: but that's not true of all anymore http://openvpn.net/ = vomit
pankkake: http://software.schmorp.de/pkg/rxvt-unicode.html I like that one too
ozbot: rxvt-unicode
Vexual: budgerigar +5
mike_c: on the other hand, a consumer-focused broker like coinbr still needs that new logo we were promised
pankkake: http://www.vim.org/ hehe
ozbot: welcome home : vim online
Vexual: hey, he bought a drill
Vexual: and judgingby all theat swarf, he's not afraid to use it
nubbins`: hey, i do logo work
Vexual: entrepenerial little fuckers, those sudanese
pankkake: not somalians?
Vexual: ?
Vexual: can you draw mermaids nubs?
nubbins`: i can't draw much, but i pay people who can
Vexual: di it on cpec
Vexual: *spec
Vexual: html 5, see more nipple when you trade more
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: spec work is for suckers
Vexual: howd that last commission go? :)
nubbins`: the one where i got stiffed for $150 or the one before that?
pankkake: Vexual: good idea. kinda like http://www.lirent.net/2008/07/hot-babe-for-cpu/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.34899999 = 1.396 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00334382 = 0.3009 BTC [+] {5}
Vexual: i just gold oldfashioned blueprints in the mail
Vexual: what a joy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.34899 = 2.4429 BTC [-]
mike_c: where they blue?
mike_c: wer
mike_c: were
Vexual: yep, blue
Vexual: anyone interested in community title land near nimbin with network infrastucture?
Vexual: silly cone valley?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
Vexual: mpex macadamias
dub: lol nimbin
dub: that explains Vexual
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.33265546 = 2.6612 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: i was hoping nubbins might explain the project to the council
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33000333 = 0.99 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: they hear a north american accent, and you can see dollar saigns in their glassy reflections
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.32875 = 1.315 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: excellent rental yeilds, and you can build whatever you like as long as you dont hurt any creatures
Vexual: now if i can just find some bulldozer merchant on alibaba whos heard of bitcoin!
Vexual: anyone would think they get a cut of wire transfer fees
Vexual: waiting for corruption coin perhaps?
Vexual: 20% to the zero chain on every tx
Vexual: sorry lads, you'll have to work around it, bitcoin is bitcoin
nubbins`: i am good at explaining things
Vexual: i am good at noticing that
Vexual: ive also solved the, how to make money from satellite problem
Duffer1: paywall all porn sites?
Duffer1: off "adult premium" package to unlock
Duffer1: offer
Vexual: close, you pay mike myers 1c on the dollar for the waynes world name
Vexual: millions of revievers over asia with a free market
Vexual: sirrus radio compatible
Vexual: resellers
Vexual: all the frequencies
Vexual: no doc approval
Vexual: a fleet of xfighters for insurance
Vexual: asciilifeform gave me the idea
Vexual: with a half decent solar array, a dischardge cap and a nanotube diamond laser, yuo can be pretty protected in space
mike_c: i read that three times, and.. i'm lost.
mike_c: except resellers, that sounds good
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45982 @ 0.00085091 = 39.1265 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: all the channels
Vexual: people love free shit
Vexual: and id bal 0.1/hr to pipe some youtube to unseen vitims
nubbins`: heh, i released that asshole's logo for free as suggested
nubbins`: great idea
Vexual: to freedom!
Vexual: not everyone has dish movers either, so for the cool content, bloomberg etc will have to pay for a channel
Vexual: satan help us if this channel goes video
Vexual: mpex ticker and blockchain
Vexual: im pretty sure dvt does 6mb/hour, then some
Vexual: all dem ccard recievers are linux box too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19600 @ 0.00084846 = 16.6298 BTC [-]
nubbins`: ha-ha
nubbins`: shamed him into paying
Vexual: who?
Vexual: ah logoman
nubbins`: yep
Vexual: good stuff, you did the work
nubbins`: nod
nubbins`: too bad for him, he paid the balance after i released the logo for free to the world
Vexual: he didnt want to use it?
nubbins`: he claimed after i delivered the final proofs that he hated the design and was going to pay someone else to do it
nubbins`: even though he okayed everything from the initial napkin sketches all the way up to the final
Vexual: logo hate is on the rise
nubbins`: well ya know
nubbins`: if you hate a logo
nubbins`: do you tell the designer when you see the concept sketch
nubbins`: or do you wait for him to waste another 5 hours of his time?
Vexual: gotta pay to hate
nubbins`: yeah, he can think what he wants of it now
nubbins`: roll it up and smoke it for all i care
Vexual: thats it
Vexual: poor communication is poor business
nubbins`: nod
Vexual: paid in full is good business
nubbins`: double nod
nubbins`: brb, PK oil
Vexual: nicely niclely
Vexual: digital audio broadcast?
nubbins`: p is for purple
Vexual: ah
Vexual: nod
nubbins`: ;D
nubbins`: just over a year old, found it today
nubbins`: small vial
Vexual: what design packages do you uses? photoshop?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11768 @ 0.00085345 = 10.0434 BTC [+]
Vexual: u got a big arse mac and a clean office?
nubbins`: i use gimp and inkscape
nubbins`: illustrator for output
nubbins`: macbook and a very, very messy studio
nubbins`: p'shop is too pricey
KRS|Gotyawallet: Sexual: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1sdmrq/commonwealth_bank_of_australia_blocking/
nubbins`: illo was too pricey, but we need it
Vexual: any blender experience?
nubbins`: very little, some years ago
nubbins`: generally not much call for 3d in print work :)
Vexual: 3d gonna need more artists when oculus rift
Vexual: also, 3d printers
Vexual: >bronze casting
nubbins`: nod
nubbins`: was discussing 3d printing earlier today
nubbins`: mildly surprised patent trolling hasn't shut it down yet
Vexual: well a 2000$ makerbot still kinda needs an artist to finish whatever comes out
Vexual: input too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00085358 = 4.2679 BTC [+]
nubbins`: yeah
KRS|Gotyawallet: anyone have any cex.io
KRS|Gotyawallet: cointerra stories?
Vexual: make email, free ghash, happily
KRS|Gotyawallet: trying to figure out whats a scam and what isnt
Vexual: well, you'll never feel safe until you make the 1btc yuou have to stake to play
Vexual: forget about dollars, work in bitcoin, and youll be fine
KRS|Gotyawallet: what vexual? lulz I got btc bankroll
KRS|Gotyawallet: i was a miner in 2012
Vexual: i wasnt born then
KRS|Gotyawallet: Are you feeling ok today
Vexual: yeah
nubbins`: hahahahahaha
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nubbins`: !b 5 ✂︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00085424 = 14.7784 BTC [+]
Vexual: http://www.artslant.com/global/artists/show/47347-leonardo-lucchi
ozbot: ArtSlant - Leonardo Lucchi
nubbins`: TIL ctrl-c clears line input at bash prompt
nubbins`: just when you think you understand something...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24700 @ 0.00085424 = 21.0997 BTC [+]
Vexual: google baits me just to learn more
Vexual: http://www.propel.org.au/dreamgirl/filesend/8518/ChloeTupper_Intrinsic_MOE2011_web.jpg
Vexual: http://vimeo.com/12632019
ozbot: Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money (Dir: Kess Broekman-Dattner) on Vimeo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.13000001 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: vexual: sometimes i stare at a blank google search and I go blank..can't even think of what i want to learn..its an amazing feeling but fucked up
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.34697971 = 15.6141 BTC [+] {8}
Vexual: krs its the most advanced fake login page ever
Vexual: needs must
KRS|Gotyawallet: anyone here evar purchase from cointerra
Vexual: nigerieans in nightclubs pretend to work for google
KRS|Gotyawallet: f'n nigerians and their internet fraud..i want to hack and rip them off
KRS|Gotyawallet: just like the old days, finding and beating up low level drug dealers for their cash
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJOuvEcarNs
ozbot: I Go Chop Your Dollar With lyrics (Subtitles) 419 Nigerian Scam Song - YouTube
Vexual: 3 computers per capital=good haxxors
Apocalyptic: dat nigerian
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.35 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: hey uhh
KRS|Gotyawallet: is this real
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://www.chronicle.su/news/world-news/dr-angstrom-h-troubador-breaks-bitcoin/
ozbot: Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador Breaks Bitcoin | The Internet Chronicle
KRS|Gotyawallet: its all over man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00085424 = 15.12 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: switch to litecoins on your way out
KRS|Gotyawallet: The owner of MtGox pounded his corporate fist at his podium, “We aren’t closing down, but we’re downsizing. If they bust Litecoin, we’re done.
KRS|Gotyawallet: WHAT THE FUCK
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mNPKNAQl4c
ozbot: Dawn Penn No, No No (GREAT QUALITY) - YouTube
nubbins`: parody site
nubbins`: other headline: "Scientists invent new endangered species"
Vexual: thats gold
Vexual: no money in it tho
nubbins`: nope
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.35 = 5.25 BTC [+]
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LFjHo7Cdrw
ozbot: Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.35 = 2.45 BTC [+]
taub: holy fucking shit
taub: fuck btcchina
taub: all of the sudden
taub: their api returns balances liek this 7,658.58742
taub: that ',' didnt used to be there
Vexual: looks rite
Vexual: your computer is broken?
taub: tell that your program that expects a float/decimal
taub: that comma isn't supposed to be there fugface
Vexual: ill eat all your puglets
taub: they really want people to screw over with the api
taub: so they can get in and make some markets
Vexual: yeah
taub: fuck'em
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34 = 0.68 BTC [-]
Vexual: there yo go
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1010 @ 0.00321779 = 3.25 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: yelling never helpsd
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00321779 = 0.4022 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2In5a9LDNg
ozbot: Take 5 - YouTube
taub: and they stll dont return your own orders ....
Vexual: its like wtching paint dry
taub: whats
taub: of coruse it doesnt help
taub: but it feels good =D
taub: http://www.sierrachart.com/image.php?l=1386575210434.png
taub: suddenly mystery volume spike, i welcome you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00085464 = 12.5632 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35 = 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.0008549 = 11.9686 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11473 @ 0.0008549 = 9.8083 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9827 @ 0.00085522 = 8.4042 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1041 @ 0.00321779 = 3.3497 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00321998 = 0.2286 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00322289 = 0.2675 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.35 = 4.9 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21098 @ 0.00085522 = 18.0434 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.146 = 0.292 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 443 @ 0.0005 = 0.2215 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34950 @ 0.00086444 = 30.2122 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00325 = 0.1625 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.00325 = 0.1593 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.0008635 = 9.0668 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.003016 = 1.508 BTC [-] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: .calc
KRS|Gotyawallet: ;;calc
gribble: (calc <math expression>) -- Returns the value of the evaluated <math expression>. The syntax is Python syntax; the type of arithmetic is floating point. Floating point arithmetic is used in order to prevent a user from being able to crash to the bot with something like '10**10**10**10'. One consequence is that large values such as '10**24' might not be exact.
KRS|Gotyawallet: !facts
KRS|Gotyawallet: ;;facts
gribble: To see a nice sortable web view of all factoids, click here: http://gribble.dreamhosters.com/viewfactoids.php?db=%23bitcoin-assets || To see a list of the most popular factoids, run !rank || To search factoids, run !factoids search <yoursearchterm>
KRS|Gotyawallet: gribble cant access database?
KRS|Gotyawallet: bitcoin-assets.com down?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: people get annoyed when you try to debug them
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mircea_popescu: !b 1 ✂︎
jurov: ah it's off for smoking break
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAHA i dig the humor in here never lets me down
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00301321 = 0.2019 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: !t s.mpoe
assbot: Quest for vision is a great blessing.
mircea_popescu: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078594 / 0.00084614 / 0.00086478 (382641 shares, 323.77 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00080868 / 0.00086478 (1390517 shares, 1,124.48 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081464 / 0.00088996 (6059633 shares, 4,936.45 BTC)
mircea_popescu: btc drops, mpoe soars. weird.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
davout: doesn't it make sense for an options corp to be perceived as more valuable with increased volatility?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00086378 = 8.0332 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: huh
thestringpuller: davout it usually is perceived more valuable with increased volatitily
thestringpuller: wow that wasn't supposed to be a pm sorrry davout
thestringpuller: also when bitcoin price decreases all the assets usually go up in btc related value
KRS|Gotyawallet: hey umm..anyone have any idea what could happen to btc if or when the U.S. announces capital flight controls?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: like what restricting outside investment?
thestringpuller: like what they're doing in china?
KRS|Gotyawallet: *I think* or maybe something worse than what we are seeing..that exchange to fiat or goods/services be illegal. This would make it a mere token.
KRS|Gotyawallet: token being having no value
dexX7: something like this usually turns into a fud fest ("omg china banned btc, sell sell"), some people lose, some people gain, a few days or weeks everything is where it was before
dexX7: exchanges were hacked, went offline, funds were already confiscated etc.
thestringpuller: I don't think the US can ban the us of conversion into fiat
KRS|Gotyawallet: yeah?
thestringpuller: because if that becomes the case I'm just gonna liquidate into Yen
thestringpuller: and buy all my shit from japan
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00086458 = 4.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28250 @ 0.00086896 = 24.5481 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18835 @ 0.00086974 = 16.3816 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.0030409 = 1.5205 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 860 @ 0.00302974 = 2.6056 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003028 = 0.3028 BTC [-]
twizt: plus if u convert to yen u have more digits lol
twizt: can be a billionaire in terms if yen or even trilli
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.0030155 = 0.392 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00086724 = 16.3908 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.09400003 = 0.282 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 273976 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 199 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 23 hours, 24 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 902751455.276 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.61392
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00086724 = 8.3255 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19400 @ 0.00087015 = 16.8809 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
ThickAsThieves: bet is gettin huge!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.345 = 0.69 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: hows that work, the wining bet splits the pot evenly among the betters based on the size of their bet?
twizt: its a binary bet
twizt: look up binary option pricing
davout: thestringpuller: no worries, that's just why i don't get why mircea_popescu is amazed at mpoe soaring in the context of increased volatility
ThickAsThieves: except if the bottom falls out of MPOE it's a cliff
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38500 @ 0.00086418 = 33.2709 BTC [-] {2}
Diablo-D3: itym terminal velocity freefall
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34418 @ 0.00086373 = 29.7279 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.00309321 = 0.3248 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281003 = 0.2509 BTC [+]
pankkake: no next diff increase has to be less than 10% for that be to be No? related: http://bitbet.us/bet/596/btc-difficulty-to-increase-by-less-than-10/?ref=1Eck6cgGzEb9N42CFhcsCBQhZQStoJbHRK :p
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281001 = 0.2509 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36800 @ 0.00086373 = 31.7853 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 100 @ 0.02266669 = 2.2667 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 47 @ 0.0226 = 1.0622 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: Roughly 1700TH were added this diff period, the most in any period
pankkake: any idea who?
pankkake: BFL actually delivered its black friday sales within a week, but I doubt it's only them :)
ThickAsThieves: dunno who really
KRS|Gotyawallet: get ready for this boys
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://forexmagnates.com/plus-500-bites-the-virtual-currency-bullet-launches-litecoin-trading/
ozbot: Plus 500 Bites The Virtual Currency Bullet - Launches LiteCoin Trading | Forex Magnates
ThickAsThieves: i do know that another 650TH will need to be added for the diff to increase to 1B
ThickAsThieves: that amount increase each day
ThickAsThieves: (for purposes of the bet)
pankkake: oh, right, the latter it is added, the higher it has to be. didn't think about that
jurov: KRS yes i got email from them for lulz.. but they do only CFDs... borderline bucket shop
KRS|Gotyawallet: maybe not..only 1.3 mil visitors last month, btc-e did 4.3
KRS|Gotyawallet: it helps but meh
ThickAsThieves: the avg increase has been about 1000TH per diff period lately
KRS|Gotyawallet: ThickAsThieves oh cool i had to get back to that
ThickAsThieves: mor elike 900Th
ThickAsThieves: it's gonna be a nailbiter most likely
ThickAsThieves: unless someone else major plans on shipping this mo
KRS|Gotyawallet: im trying to figure out if my next round of funding will make roi on 2TH machines
KRS|Gotyawallet: im thinking no
ThickAsThieves: dont buy miners
KRS|Gotyawallet: for realz
ThickAsThieves: we're very close to some changes
ThickAsThieves: 25% diff changes arent gonna be so common
KRS|Gotyawallet: i was lucky and my bfl purchases made roi and then some but damn it got close.
KRS|Gotyawallet: people better start securing their wallets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00310229 = 0.3102 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: well january should see a lot of new generation miners
ThickAsThieves: from who?
pankkake: but after that the increases should be harder to achieve
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 388 @ 0.0030213 = 1.1723 BTC [-]
pankkake: cointerra, hashfast
ThickAsThieves: both have delays no?
pankkake: hashfast was supposed to ship already so… yes
pankkake: cointerra has a small december run + big january one
ThickAsThieves: i'm skeptical theyll ship on time, of course
topace: any news lately on bfl's monarch ?
pankkake: of course, it all depends on how late they are, months or weeks ;)
kakobrekla: yes, new redering pic, 3000 dpi
ThickAsThieves: BFL guaranteed by xmas right?
ThickAsThieves: hehe
pankkake: still, better than active mining!
ThickAsThieves: ActM is such a lollercoaster i cant even keep up anymore, i just ignore it all
pankkake: http://virtualminingcorp.com/shop1/img/p/5/5/55-large_default.jpg that's just not going to work
pankkake: at least the BFL miner looks like it has credible cooling
topace: i have no doubt in my mind that bfl will produce a next gen product, whether it lives up to specs and is on-time, thats another story
topace: but you'd have to think there some credence to their story that "they know what they're doing now, since they've done it all once already" from an ASIC point of view
topace: maybe they'll go from 14 months behind to just 6 months behind
topace: or shock everyone and start shipping in a few weeks
nubbins`: morning
ThickAsThieves: sup
nubbins`: nm, just did some kid's homework for a few hundred bucks ;0
nubbins`: irc is an odd place
mikaeldice: #bookwormsforbitcoin?
pankkake: topace: yeah that's what I believe too. almost tempted to Yes on shipping bets given the potential gains
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.0008655 = 7.4277 BTC [+]
topace: i've got 4 monarchs in their "first batch (december/january)" so im hoping yes too
pankkake: hehe
nubbins`: xmas gift
topace: that'd be amazing, but im not holding my breathe
topace: AMAZING!
ThickAsThieves: didnt their email promo promise xmas delivery?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38350 @ 0.0008718 = 33.4335 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00311 = 0.2333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 65 @ 0.02191718 = 1.4246 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02299999 = 0.253 BTC [+]
pankkake: perhaps they'd say "you don't really believe in santa do you?"
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=348468.msg3887814#msg3887814 :o
ozbot: [BitFunder] Moving Forward/Resolution Process
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 222 @ 0.00311 = 0.6904 BTC [+]
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: i haven't been keeping up with this, give me the elevator version?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02249999 = 0.2475 BTC [-]
pigeons: nubbins`: bitfunder/weex/ukto say "your bitcoins aren't there, but trust us, one day they will be"
nubbins`: ah, lel
nubbins`: my sides
nubbins`: what does that even mean
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16218 @ 0.00086878 = 14.0899 BTC [-]
nubbins`: it's really too bad that bitcoin space is populated almost completely by utter thieves and fuck-ups
nubbins`: makes me want to cash out
nubbins`: and whenever one of these scams is exposed, people wail and flap their arms and say edgy things like "maybe let's sue him!" and then nothing. ever. happens.
pankkake: :( same feels
KRS|Gotyawallet: lmao market is tanking bad and gox disabled their login button
nubbins`: bitcoin: totally on the up-and-up
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=333851.msg3891842#msg3891842 looks like MP was right about icbit
ozbot: [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus
nubbins`: bitcoin: you can withdraw your coins during times of higher than usual volatility
nubbins`: wait, no
KRS|Gotyawallet: nubbins =(
nubbins`: D:
KRS|Gotyawallet: its here for a while
nubbins`: yeah
nubbins`: lotta retards left to fleece
KRS|Gotyawallet: they deserve it, im watching the chatter all over the place, these fools are treating the market like a casino instead of learning how to trade.
pankkake: oh you can read many times "it's a gamble"
pankkake: perhaps I don't have that risk taking personality but it seems highly wrong to me
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: well, y'know, show me three bitcoin securities where the graphs don't look like waterslides.
KRS|Gotyawallet: The answers are out there you can tell exactly what the market is going to do..
KRS|Gotyawallet: haha
nubbins`: protip: you can't
KRS|Gotyawallet: the thing is, i saw it coming and got out..theres still people cheering it on
nubbins`: yeah
KRS|Gotyawallet: i day trade but i also have btc saved up
nubbins`: i don't do much trading anymore
KRS|Gotyawallet: i do this for the lulz because its free money i see the market price is up and theres great volume, then i see its going to go down, i sell, buy when it starts to rise..repease..this place is an ATM machine to me
nubbins`: took out initial investment and a nice comfy cushion
nubbins`: sitting on the rest
pankkake: > ATM machine
nubbins`: > PIN number
pankkake: unless you mean Ass To Mouth
nubbins`: hhahah
KRS|Gotyawallet: haha
ThickAsThieves: EasyCoin update: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=364485.0
nubbins`: would buy this machine
nubbins`: how much in btc?
KRS|Gotyawallet: im not sure its legal in the US
nubbins`: ass to mouth
nubbins`: ?
KRS|Gotyawallet: that canadian company already tried that
nubbins`: its ok, im canadian
pankkake: should be sold on #bitcoin-ass or #bitcoin-anal
nubbins`: neo-easycoin
pankkake: EasyCoin looks pretty awesome, it's really that kind of service that me need
pankkake: we*
nubbins`: you can tell it's legit because the OP has 4 posts
nubbins`: and because nobody from neo/bee has popped in to confirm they're involved
KRS|Gotyawallet: Do you say Eh all the time?
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: nope, that's prairie talk
KRS|Gotyawallet: haha
KRS|Gotyawallet: I went to college and made friends with a couple of guys from Toronto we had a blast. Cheers to Canada
KRS|Gotyawallet: I bet that other ass-to-mouth company (robocoin?) squashed them like a bug.
ThickAsThieves: Nubbins, it's legit
nubbins`: ah, k
KRS|Gotyawallet: I think robocoin got venture capital from the investment group I joined.
nubbins`: i've got scams on the mind :D
nubbins`: just found a mention of it on the havelock site
ThickAsThieves: the only reason Neo is getting scam attention is the premature sharing of their involvement with Ukyo
pigeons: well that's a good reason
pigeons: plus i saw this bees nees stuff trading and read their prospectus. if you still think its legit, i can't help you
ThickAsThieves: it's real pigeons
ThickAsThieves: maybe you dont like the plan
ThickAsThieves: but it's real
nubbins`: bees nees!
nubbins`: i like that
pankkake: lol, I don't understand the doubts of it being real. actually, same for other securities when some still are arguing about it
KRS|Gotyawallet: http://imgur.com/QSzNSMW
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: the real issues are as always, what will investors get out of it
mike_c: who is running the marketing department over there? easycoin sounds like alt-coin #4,220
pankkake: KRS|Gotyawallet: this reads "hello IRS"
nubbins`: it also reads "i'm an asshole, let the air out of my tires"
pankkake: he's already punishing himself with that yellow color
mike_c: sorry socialists, but that car is awesome.
nubbins`: huh. gold buffalo coin: stranger-looking than i expected
KRS|Gotyawallet: cant believe mtgox would disable their login button so these poor saps can sell their coin
pankkake: I can login
pigeons: its an awesome car for a girl to drive maybe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27498 @ 0.0008623 = 23.7115 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: heh
mike_c: hah. if it doesn't break down, a lotus is way more fun to drive than your average porsche or ferrari or whatever.
pigeons: but its girly yellow, its too low, and no room even to haul home the deer you hit with it
mike_c: good point on the deer.
nubbins`: great if you have a track nearby
nubbins`: would not drive it on most roads
mike_c: ^^
mike_c: or your local parking lot autocross club
nubbins`: oops, pothole, there goes your undercarriage
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 60 @ 0.02191104 = 1.3147 BTC [-] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: lotus is a good handling car but i dont like them..they dont impress me that much either..where i live there are are quite a few
KRS|Gotyawallet: so tiny too
mike_c: tiny, light, balanced.
KRS|Gotyawallet: yeah they probably handle like a go-cart..thats one thing they've always done well.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02222999 = 0.2445 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: mike_c: this is more my style http://tinyurl.com/nnh4nk6
nubbins`: nice house
KRS|Gotyawallet: wut
mike_c: not too shabby either
KRS|Gotyawallet: that house looks like ass
thestringpuller: lotuses are for asians
thestringpuller: you asian KRS|Gotyawallet ?
nubbins`: krs, kidding ;(
nubbins`: they need some bleach on those roof tiles
pankkake: PETAmine coming to havelock?
pankkake: I guess it's going to be "why you can't invest on havelock" now
nubbins`: at the very least, HIF is gonna be doling out divs from listing fees :P
nubbins`: okay, so i've been looking up dry salami recipes
pankkake: so, what do we learn? 1) it's better to sell miners than mine 2) it's better to run the exchange than investing
nubbins`: some of them use bacteria cultures and nitrites and all this shit
nubbins`: then i found another one that was literally just pork, fatback, garlic, fennel, and salt
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23533 @ 0.00087029 = 20.4805 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: fuck this, i'm making chili
nubbins`: careful what ya wish for
nubbins`: i use pure sriracha as the base
nubbins`: j/k ;(
nubbins`: seriously though, this salami shit has me interested
truffles: those meats arent to my liking
nubbins`: you can use any meat you want!
nubbins`: pork, beef, venison, moose, whatever
truffles: i only eat meat cuz i need protein
ThickAsThieves: something unhealthy but delicious: mix a bunch of olive oil with nutritional yeast and spices, mix into rotini, put some cheese on top if you like and bake in oven for a bit, put a fair amount of sriracha on top when done
ThickAsThieves: so good
truffles: oh and the smell
nubbins`: nutritional yeast?
ThickAsThieves: yeah it's a great tool
nubbins`: interesting
ThickAsThieves: adds a sorta nutty/cheesy flavor
nubbins`: i haven't bought yeast since i started a sourdough culture last year :D
ThickAsThieves: it's yellow dust
ThickAsThieves: it's not alive
nubbins`: ah
nubbins`: interesting
nubbins`: "yellow dust" reminds me of living in korea ;(
nubbins`: http://mykimchi.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/img_7288.jpg
ThickAsThieves: pollen or just smog?
pankkake: dirty rain? we have that in France
nubbins`: actual dust, blown over from the gobi desert
nubbins`: happens every spring
nubbins`: the dirt on that car? that's a day's worth.
nubbins`: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:S2001080041432.L1A_HJMS.ChinaDust_md.jpg
nubbins`: visible from space
dingledoo: sudo yum carCheese
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.003015 = 0.193 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00087389 = 16.0359 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.10483333 = 0.3145 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.105 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11899999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: so snoop dogg will be the first hip hop artist to accept bitcoins?
pigeons: first one you've heard of
KRS|Gotyawallet: saw this in the trollbox made me lmao
KRS|Gotyawallet: Ran into FONTAS last night. He kissed my baby girl. I thought that was cool of him. This morning when we woke up she was sitting upright, hands out made of solid gold and a BTC dispenses from her mouth every 30 minutes. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading on BTC-e
truffles: penus is now a girl?`
KRS|Gotyawallet: yes
KRS|Gotyawallet: Because you know, HotUglyWife goes ass to mouth.
thestringpuller: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1riwzi/fontas_stay_away_from_his_scam_or_you_will_loose/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5856 @ 0.00087405 = 5.1184 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: i actually made money with him because i got good at reading the charts and i could tell when he was pumping before the announce.
KRS|Gotyawallet: I <3 Fontas.
pankkake: I don't that redditor understands what noob means
dingledoo: i don't think that redditor is conscious anymore
dingledoo: inebriated "i just lost my btc" rant.
pankkake: and not in a good way. that's like "i'm mad because I failed to scam"
thestringpuller: ever since havelock ipoed itself
thestringpuller: it's been letting everything through
pankkake: havelock is a slut
pankkake: that's why it shall be known as havecocks
thestringpuller: you know that's a good analogy
thestringpuller: havelock has become the slut of exchanges
pankkake: yes it's a good ANALogy
thestringpuller: pankkake: is the one who is inebriated
thestringpuller: drinking a '44 chateua de blanc
thestringpuller: chateau*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00087405 = 15.2085 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1395 @ 0.00010103 = 0.1409 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31111 @ 0.00087405 = 27.1926 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: eh im having Chateau de Chaselet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00301331 = 1.5067 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 790 @ 0.00301308 = 2.3803 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 73 @ 0.003013 = 0.2199 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: http://i.imgur.com/GJlBjcX.png :o
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC {4}
thestringpuller: what episode is that
thestringpuller: most recent one?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.05 = 2.55 BTC {2}
thestringpuller: I should get in on this PETA business before it forms a bubble and cash in on the pump dump action
thestringpuller: scammer's AHOY
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 99 @ 0.05 = 4.95 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00300024 = 0.9001 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 155 @ 0.05 = 7.75 BTC {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 881 @ 0.00300021 = 2.6432 BTC [-]
the20year: RentalStarter direct share conversion is complete, an email will go out shortly to all past/present investors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 44 @ 0.05 = 2.2 BTC
dingledoo: HL marketing team: "Got Cocks? We Havecocks!" "Since we let you saps buy our debt, we are now going to sell you worthless shares of even more worthless companies, and we kNOW it!"
dingledoo: *Slingin' Cocks at noobs since 2013
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 26 @ 0.0077 = 0.2002 BTC
the20year: lol
pankkake: thestringpuller: yes latest episode
pankkake: I thought PETA already IPOed
pankkake: or maybe they didn't sell it all?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00300008 = 0.201 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
dingledoo: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has a bitcoin IPO? scammerz!
pankkake: People for Eating Tasty Animals
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 98 @ 0.02052743 = 2.0117 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
dingledoo: ah, they can actually monetize that.
dingledoo: Meat by Mail
dingledoo: 4 btc
the20year: so if HL is scammy, what exchanges do you like?
pankkake: None? :(
dingledoo: ^
dingledoo: Nothing worth exchanging really
dingledoo: unless you're IPO dumping
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
dingledoo: If there was an exchange with reasonable fees, I'd be tempted to hold some MPOE.
pankkake: https://coinbr.com/ref?c=V1CUawCMeE :p
ozbot: About CoinBr
pankkake: but anyway, it doesn't beat just holding btc by much
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33703224 BTC [-]
dingledoo: yeah, I don't like places that charge me all of my referall fees back to themselves.
KRS|Gotyawallet: I made money with havelock before Panama..haven't been on the site since, but for no reason really.
dingledoo: just another place to dump his MPOE, SNSA, etc onto noobs.
dingledoo: havelock is clearly shit now, since their HIM
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: rly havent been watching
pankkake: HIF*
KRS|Gotyawallet: how's XBOND
dingledoo: accepting twats-on-stick company listings.
pankkake: HIM is the mining, renamed to HMF
pankkake: XBOND is recalled, so there are no profitable securities now :p
dingledoo: lol
KRS|Gotyawallet: =/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
nubbins`: People Eating Tasty Ass-hash
pankkake: technically AsicMiner is above its IPO price
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dingledoo: leopold78: eat a dick
nubbins`: aaaah fuck off
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
ThickAsThieves: "Need info on how to invest in am100, I'm in the USA."
nubbins`: ah, interesting
nubbins`: i'm in the internet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
ThickAsThieves: I'm in the inbox.
nubbins`: you're not in *his* inbox ;)
ThickAsThieves: not yet!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
ThickAsThieves: i think i just won't reply to that one
ThickAsThieves: kinda hard to know my email, know the ticker, but not know how to buy
pankkake: that would probably be doing him a service
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011249 = 0.1125 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
nubbins`: lel
nubbins`: the only recourse is to blast "raspberry beret"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00309642 = 0.1734 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00087644 = 3.4181 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: hey, anyone been to berlin?
ThickAsThieves: no, but i hear theyre big on bitcoin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 59 @ 0.00310999 = 0.1835 BTC [+] {4}
nubbins`: starting to narrow down our euro trip next summer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
nubbins`: thinking france/germany/netherlands/belgium
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.05 = 0.45 BTC {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6403 @ 0.00087361 = 5.5937 BTC [-]
nubbins`: mostly just really wanna visit the re:surgo! studio in berlin, but i hear it's generally a nice, relatively inexpensive city
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
jcpham: the kind you find in a second-hand store
jcpham: raspberry beret
jcpham: and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
jcpham: thanks nubbins` that's just great that prince is stuck in my head
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00318846 = 0.1658 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00305001 = 0.305 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.05 = 1.35 BTC {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7447 @ 0.00087296 = 6.5009 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 155 @ 0.00310789 = 0.4817 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 5695 @ 0.00320491 = 18.252 BTC [+] {21}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7053 @ 0.00087508 = 6.1719 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 650 @ 0.00331989 = 2.1579 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
jborkl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rl6L8nt3Hc&feature=youtu.be
jborkl: new Hashfast promo video, includes how to knock a capacitor over
ozbot: Hashfast Module board assembly - YouTube
nubbins`: heh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 54 @ 0.05 = 2.7 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00304462 = 0.1675 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.348333 = 0.6967 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
jurov: $avg
mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
jurov: ;;bc,24hprc
gribble: 843.47
jurov: !t m ^oix
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 112.23653185 / 112.23653185 (3275 shares, 121.49 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
pankkake: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 872.51, Best ask: 873.61, Bid-ask spread: 1.10000, Last trade: 873.98, 24 hour volume: 116274.87, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 843.75
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.0008692 = 23.6422 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 868.9196, Best ask: 870.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.08040, Last trade: 870.0, 24 hour volume: 32636.23913906, 24 hour low: 718.112, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 861.12764
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
nubbins`: man oh man
nubbins`: http://www.canadiantire.ca/en/pdp/kitchen/small-appliances/specialty-appliances/cuisinart-waring-pro-meat-grinder-0432331p.html#
ozbot: Cuisinart Waring Pro Meat Grinder | Canadian Tire
nubbins`: i know what i'm getting myself for xmas this year
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 109 @ 0.05 = 5.45 BTC {3}
the20year: The food processor/blender i'm looking at supposedly will do meat grinding decently
the20year: Granted the processor i've been using works decently
nubbins`: yeah, i'm interested in this one for the sausage attachments
the20year: Yeah, would be good. Granted i'm not getting as much meat as i'd hope for this year to make sausage, so everything i do get is being made to jerky
nubbins`: nice
nubbins`: i've made jerky in my dehydrator a couple of times
the20year: I stopped using a dehydrator a long time ago
nubbins`: oh yeah?
the20year: all the ones i see around here don't dehydrate, they cook it
nubbins`: nod, you need to splurge to get a good one
nubbins`: it's more the airflow than the heat that dries it out anyway
the20year: So anymore i either use my smoker to cold smoke then put it in front of a fan for a day, or just put it in front of a fan for 2 days
nubbins`: my dehydrator has a temperature control
nubbins`: although it's one of the stacker ones. would much rather one with the fan blowing horizontally
nubbins`: no need to reorganize stacks every few hours then
the20year: Yeah, that's how i do mine, a bunch of vertically stacked racks
the20year: Maybe i can IPO sausage
nubbins`: heheheh
the20year: did think about selling some jerky on silkroad
nubbins`: hm, trying to decide between 375W or 500W grinder
the20year: i don't see the difference unless you're expecting extra cartiledge or bone
nubbins`: good point
the20year: my current processor can't be more than 300w and it does great
the20year: the only problems are related to the cutting blade and not the power/speed
the20year: Petamine has got 61btc worth of investments today...wow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.05 = 25 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 47 @ 0.00318899 = 0.1499 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11789999 BTC [-]
the20year: I could do 1gh managed at .035
the20year: Maybe I should partner with buyahash :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00329999 = 0.1089 BTC [+]
nubbins`: ah, sorry, the smaller is 300W
nubbins`: still probably adequate
nubbins`: three cutting plates, two sausage adapters
nubbins`: this is exciting!
the20year: i don't see why it shouldn't do just fine
the20year: big thing will be getting your spices/meat cuts down
benkay: i'm getting myself bitcoins for christmas.
nubbins`: yeah
the20year: i finally just set my coinbase account to auto-buy every few days
nubbins`: i'm planning to use a lot of moose
nubbins`: but moose is notoriously lean, so i'll probably add some pork fatback
the20year: I wish I could affordably moose hunt here
the20year: My plan has been though if I go to Canada and hunt to just buy a dehydrator up there, then convert the meat to jerky to bring it back here
nubbins`: nod, no sense shipping water back home
nubbins`: i've got a line on rabbits too, might try some of that
the20year: Not just that, there's a 500lb limit on meat
nubbins`: actually never tried rabbit before, believe it or not
nubbins`: oh, really?
the20year: you can only go across the boarder with a set amount of meat
nubbins`: interesting
the20year: My uncle went there and shot two moose back in the 70s , one was ~1200lbs dressed, the other was like ~500lbs dressed, and he brought back a whole 500lbs
the20year: had the butcher keep the rest :(
nubbins`: bummer
the20year: Yeah
nubbins`: great for the butcher tho ;)
the20year: If I shoot and dress a 1500lb moose, you had darn well better believe i'm gonna bring back as much as I can
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
dexX7: http://asic-armory.com/ http://www.reddit.com/comments/1s6jkf/bitcoin_mining_with_asicarmorycom/ lol "it's scam for entertainment"
ozbot: ASIC-ARMORY.com - Superior Computerized Asic Mining
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: i would love to figure out a good way to scam the scammers
kakobrekla: scam yourself and you are done
KRS|Gotyawallet: !
KRS|Gotyawallet: why didnt i think if that
kakobrekla: cause im smarter
KRS|Gotyawallet: i touch myself in your general direction
dub: who IPO'd the vegans?
KRS|Gotyawallet: I'm sure it was the Somalians.
dub: PETA
thestringpuller: KRS|Gotyawallet: the best way to scam the scammers would be to use something like bitbet to pull a wire con on someone.
thestringpuller: wire cons are by far the greatest pay offs against scammers
KRS|Gotyawallet: hmm you got me thinking...
thestringpuller: if you actually used bitbet for it, i'm almost certain kako and mircea would -10 you though
KRS|Gotyawallet: Why they'd get a percent
nubbins`: lel
KRS|Gotyawallet: which reminds me i need a new gpg key fawk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18855 @ 0.00086211 = 16.2551 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: buying and selling into these lambs is so much fun i dont even want to leave my house for days
pankkake: hey, asic-armory copied bitbet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10854 @ 0.00086186 = 9.3546 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: lol wut
pankkake: you have to read the terms!
nubbins`: "volcano insurance"
nubbins`: professional, would send money
pankkake: https://blockchain.info/address/1scamqWYiVspdfHwpvgwv8ge2GTNQDAWL it werks.
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1scamqWYiVspdfHwpvgwv8ge2GTNQDAWL
TomServo: !jd
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 8488 BTC profit, 32.6k BTC invested, 331.38 mio bets, 4.58 mio BTC wagered
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
nubbins`: pankkake: oh god it does
dexX7: asic-armory runs ads on /r/bitcoin
thestringpuller: just-dice is still goin hard eh?
KRS|Gotyawallet: its crazy the bets i saw on there today
KRS|Gotyawallet: some ppl are just begging to be relived of their btc
pankkake: just-dice is a better deal than bitcoin securities
pankkake: at least the reward is proportionnal to the risk
thestringpuller: when the realized gains on MPBOR aren't negative anymore
the20year: what stocks right now have monthly audited financial statements prepared by 3rd parties?
thestringpuller: i think MPOE will be the best place to invest
KRS|Gotyawallet: many times i've been tempted to throw down a bunch to see if it hit
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4444 @ 0.00086186 = 3.8301 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: but alas MPOE is here to keep the price from plummeting to 0
the20year: Does anyone know?
benkay: thestringpuller: what's the relationship between bond returns and stock returns on MPOE?
benkay: the20year: nobody. the closest are the MPEx companies.
thestringpuller: benkay: there is none
thestringpuller: MPOE shareholders aren't liable for losses made by the bot
thestringpuller: MPBOR are
benkay: innit great?
thestringpuller: but there is a correlation between divs paid by MPOE and MPBOR returns
benkay: what's that correlation like?
thestringpuller: jurov: do you have that sheet?
benkay: oh i think that i've seen that sheet
thestringpuller: yea take each month and compare to the divs
thestringpuller: basically the bot makes a ton during non volatile months and makes losses during volatile months but that's kind of a given
benkay: well if the bot is taking a loss then that's getting applied to bondholders, and divs will be reduced
benkay: that's not so much a correlation as it is a causative relationship
thestringpuller: yup
thestringpuller: well any profits amde by the bot not owed as interest to bond holders gets paid as divs to shareholders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 917 @ 0.00304562 = 2.7928 BTC [-] {13}
thestringpuller: but mpoe shareholders get MPEX trade fees
thestringpuller: and new account fees
benkay: dem account fees
benkay: one day i'll make my account fee back on account fee divs
thestringpuller: so as long as MPEx is running mpoe shareholders will get paid something
benkay: /jokes
thestringpuller: now that's ponzi talk
thestringpuller: jk
thestringpuller: ideally you want bayes theorem to equalize on MPBOR losses/profits
thestringpuller: total profit - total loss is negative right nwo
thestringpuller: now*
thestringpuller: because of insider trading during the pirate default
thestringpuller: and again during the april crash
thestringpuller: and I guess this past november
benkay: yeah you better believe i ain't loaning btc to anyone, much less a bot whose algos are black magic
the20year: what kind of financial disclosures are on mpex?
jurov: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AlhB0UHVxS67dGpBc2Rub3FtLTdHZ3ZPb09DY2pHWlE&usp=drive_web#gid=0
ozbot: Google Drive
thestringpuller: the20year: ^ that's all you need
benkay: lovely, thanks jurov.
jurov: but this covers only bondholders
jurov: shareholders get anything left if MPOE profit is higher than interest requested by bondholders
thestringpuller: yea but the bond holders are kinda getting shafted IMO
thestringpuller: it's too risky
thestringpuller: i know MP put up his own capital during some months
the20year: pretty simple
benkay: well those idiots putting capital up at .5% are getting shafted
thestringpuller: but even then the total net is like 114% over
thestringpuller: yea but if you put up at .5% duringa volatile month you'll still lose money if the bot makes a loss on trading
jurov: i gave edit access to smickles and littering of random unnamed numbers are the result
jurov: sigh
nubbins`: lel
benkay: but if you let the low-interest bondholders get taken out during volatile months, you can pull in some interest on the low-vix months afterwards
nubbins`: never go full edit!
thestringpuller: benkay: at that point you might as well sell short options yourself and take all the risk on your collateral
benkay: thestringpuller: yeah buddy
thestringpuller: just like the fucker who's making a fortune on the some 250btc of C050
benkay: it's not a play i ever intend to make, honestly.
thestringpuller: short sold
nubbins`: what's the assbot command to get stats on a particular asset?
thestringpuller: well not right now it's too early you gotta wait for the price to become more stable
thestringpuller: !t
assbot: These beans is shit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: !t exchange asset
assbot: I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
thestringpuller: !t m s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.000788 / 0.00086025 / 0.00087729 (853292 shares, 734.05 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00082419 / 0.00087729 (1882374 shares, 1,551.44 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081853 / 0.00088996 (6518330 shares, 5,335.50 BTC)
jurov: !t m o.usd.c110t
assbot: [MPEX:O.USD.C110T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC), 30D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC)
nubbins`: ah
nubbins`: thanks
nubbins`: !t m s.mg
assbot: [MPEX:S.MG] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0001579 / 0.00015799 / 0.000158 (12356 shares, 1.95 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00013799 / 0.00016 (131784 shares, 18.19 BTC)
benkay: !t m o.usd.c050t
assbot: [MPEX:O.USD.C050T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.05232243 / 0.05271347 / 0.05294401 (7443 shares, 392.35 BTC)
thestringpuller: see someone sold 392 short
nubbins`: low/high/last?
thestringpuller: that guy is laughing to the bitcoin bank
thestringpuller: yea
nubbins`: k
thestringpuller: now
thestringpuller: no
thestringpuller: low/avg/high
nubbins`: ah
nubbins`: right, obv
thestringpuller: sorry I'm writing a paper lol getting super distracted
nubbins`: also sorry, coulda figured that out myself by reading the numbers ;p
benkay: spot'd have to go to 500 for those to even get into the money
benkay: right?
benkay: no, calls.
thestringpuller: no
thestringpuller: 1200
thestringpuller: the lot size changed
thestringpuller: to .1
benkay: yeah i thought i'd accounted for that
nubbins`: ;;calc 192000*(0.00015799-0.00013)
gribble: 5.37408
thestringpuller: so ((120 - 50) / 120) * .1
thestringpuller: ;;calc ((120 - 50) / 120) * .1
gribble: 0.0583333333333
the20year: Total rentalstarter assets of $191,166
thestringpuller: ;;calc ((110 - 50) / 110) * .1
gribble: 0.0545454545455
thestringpuller: the spot price would have to go to some 1300 I think to push the AVG price up that high
thestringpuller: i don't think the avg price went above 105
benkay: ah yeah, dat average.
thestringpuller: 1050*
thestringpuller: so that guy is probably making a killing he'll likely make .02 profit per every call bought
benkay: yo does anyone have a preferred netbook/minicomp?
pankkake: http://www.lemote.com/en/products/Notebook/2010/0310/112.html otherwise you'd hate freedom
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: is that the one RMS uses?
benkay: page lacks buy button.
benkay: i am dissapoint by vertical integration failure.
nubbins`: prolly backdoored as fuck too
pankkake: yeah, got the link from http://richard.stallman.usesthis.com/ :)
pankkake: well no, it's open source!
nubbins`: heh
benkay: wow fuck everything that's a 15 hundred dollar thing
nubbins`: did anyone audit the code? ;D
kakobrekla: its not a real computer if its has a camera
nubbins`: my blood is open source, but nobody's asked me to take an aids test before i fuck them raw
benkay: whatcha gonna do, compile everything from source every damn time?
pankkake: yeah it's quite expensive compared to specs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 39 @ 0.05 = 1.95 BTC
pankkake: hmm it's usually $300 I think?
dub: lolol
benkay: i just bounced off the amazon page, so it's possible they just threw me a bogus rate
dub: If you perfer warm inter-personal dialogues
benkay: in any event, i think i'll just use a pi.
dub: man up and x220
pankkake: http://www.tekmote.nl/epages/61504599.sf/en_GB/?ObjectPath=/Shops/61504599/Categories/%22Lemote%20linux%20PC%20and%20Linux%20laptops%22
ozbot: Lemote linux PC and Linux laptops - Tekmote Electronics
KRS|Gotyawallet: I never tried it but I think chromebook+linux ftw..heard stuffs about that combo
benkay: yeah i'm targeting like 200 bucks
benkay: not precisely a powerhouse machine.
dub: gtfo
benkay: yourself!
dub: this is AAAAAASSETSSS
KRS|Gotyawallet: acer C7 $179
benkay: i'd like a maserati to sign transactions, please.
benkay: maybe when btc clears a couple MM each i'll drop the frugality.
mike_c: http://www.tigerdirect.com/applications/SearchTools/item-details.asp?EdpNo=8279447&CatId=4936
dub: shit car
ozbot: Dell Latitude D620 Notebook PC - Intel Core Duo 1.8GHz, 2GB DDR2, 80GB HDD, Combo, 14.1 WXGA, Window
KRS|Gotyawallet: im gonna get one for my ridge once my hifi gets shipped and installed..gonna do a mounted 8 or 10" display if I can- gonna do the OS myself so it comes up with the weather, news, navigation, music playlist, etc. even gonna have a sun and sky for daylight and moon and stars for night. its where i'm going to play audio for when i'm driving and what not
KRS|Gotyawallet: ridge=ride
benkay: you got too much time, homes.
KRS|Gotyawallet: for now yea..not gonna do much until jan or feb maybe taking a break
benkay: 80gb
KRS|Gotyawallet: i only like to work 10 months a year or so
benkay: so it'll hold the blockchain for a few more months
benkay: do you roughneck or something?
KRS|Gotyawallet: naw IT
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
benkay: what kind of work are you jumping into and out of?
dub: can you even sync the blockchain without ssd now?
kakobrekla: i have seen it done
dub: !ssd and <3Ghz you're going to have a bad time
pankkake: use https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=145386.0
kakobrekla: conspiraci
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
jurov: dub don't spread fud
jurov: i'm doing fine with celeron 837 and 72000rpm sata
jurov: bitcoind and litecoind at same time :D
jurov: *7200
jurov: heh
dub: when was the last time you resynced
kakobrekla: ltc solves this issue completley cause noone uses it and blockchain fits on a floppy
dub: ^^
jurov: few months ago.. but had to run -reindex recently
jurov: it managed in half a day
ThickAsThieves: lol, met with a new CPA, he's asking if I'd be interested in explaining bitcoin to all his rish buddies
ThickAsThieves: rich*
Diablo-D3: lol
thestringpuller: i need a separate drive to run bitcoin the block chain is like a fucking season of seinfeld
jurov: 2.5G .litecoin
KRS|Gotyawallet: my CPA was interested but he shrugged it off as one of those things like bingobucks that the tacky Bizarre Mall that sells cheak knock-off stuff would sell you.
jurov: separate drive is best
KRS|Gotyawallet: I can't wait to bring him my statements from coinbase
jurov: oh, and also run freenet with 50G store there simultaneously
jurov: the hdd did not catch fire so far
jurov: :D
dub: wtf
dub: hos is ltc 2.5g when the only txns are to and from btc-e
dub: how*
ThickAsThieves: from all the mixing btc-e does
the20year: How goes it tat?
ThickAsThieves: it goes
the20year: are you involved in neobee?
ThickAsThieves: depends what you mean
dub: did you or did you not have sexual relations with that asset
truffles: lame
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.00086281 = 20.9231 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: it was just the tip, it doesnt count
the20year: specifically if you were involved enough to share any insight whether to ukto will have any statements soon, there's a guy that wants to start the ball rolling with the SEC on bitcointalk
ThickAsThieves: While I am not privvy to the inner workings of the Ukyo situation, I find it amusing that people assume the SEC isn't already involved
the20year: my personal worry with the sec involvement is litigation or issue with issuers
jcpham: is ukto US?
jcpham: i thought he was aussie
ThickAsThieves: the20year, what's your lawyer have to say?
jcpham: why did i think that?
ThickAsThieves: ukyo is Texan
jcpham: so he's pirate then
ThickAsThieves: he has connections to Aus
jcpham: jesus fuck
jcpham: why did i think he was australian
truffles: idealists
ThickAsThieves: Graet is australian i think
the20year: He hasn't said a whole lot, other than issuing a PPM
the20year: yes, graet is
ThickAsThieves: and he's buds with Ukyo
dub: yes ukyo = pirate
truffles: they still think US is no.1
jcpham: i think it was a connection to graet is assumed
dub: or at least pirates retarded cousin
jcpham: i assumed some connection to graet that isn't true
jcpham: like i projected it
jcpham: wtf
the20year: His opinion is that the SEC is somewhat lenient, and that *if* there was an issue, that did not involve fraud it would be a somewhat easy fix
jcpham: i with dub
jcpham: we figured this out already
dub: graet is pretty fucking retarded too
dub: so it all fits
jcpham: didn't know about texas
jcpham: if florida is involved too you better know you've been scammed
ThickAsThieves: I'm in Florida, lol
dub: of course, the deathbylolipop connection
truffles: oh oh
jcpham: i'm sorry ThickAsThieves
jcpham: that's terrible news
dub: tat = deathbylolipop?
jcpham: possibly dub
ThickAsThieves: I'm not *from* FL mind you
the20year: So, right now i'm working out a (in my opinion) small fix to resolve legalities with US investors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
ThickAsThieves: what is a deathbylolipop?
jcpham: ThickAsThieves, do you ever do youtube videos out of starbucks about "the bitcoin"
jcpham: and record your chest
dub: lurk moar brah
ThickAsThieves: Yes, I'm secretly a popular video blogger
ThickAsThieves: guess which one
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu how comes SPLIT|O.USD.C110T|5 made only 2 calls and 10 puts and not more?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu should be 10 times more now?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
jurov: ^^ anyone has an idea ow to exploit above?
ThickAsThieves: exploit not getting what you should?
jurov: maybe they also forgot seomthing else where i can get more than i should >:D
dub: ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=77845.0
ThickAsThieves: "a non profit advertisement company "
ThickAsThieves: it's lol already
dub: I can't find any youtubes of him
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P110T] 10 @ 0.0294237 = 0.2942 BTC ☟︎
jurov: shorted at least these
dub: think he dereeted them
jurov: "OptionsCover":[{"":{"MPSIC":"O.USD.C110T", "Quantity":"20", "TotalSum":"250000000"
jurov: helluva cover there
jurov: oh it actually produced 20 calls
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
jurov: just the split message was wrong
mike_c: jurov, i decided you are wrong. you can lose more on a put than your collateral. i did the math and collateral only covers you for about a 50% drop.
jurov: i mostly wanted the calls
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29977 @ 0.00086547 = 25.9442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34000008 BTC [-]
jurov: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 882.88, Best ask: 886.25, Bid-ask spread: 3.37000, Last trade: 883.97, 24 hour volume: 116659.18, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 856.11
ThickAsThieves: where did all this mpoe volume come from
mike_c: like if i buy a put from you at 110, and the price drops to 5, you owe me (110/5) - 1 btc = 22btc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.34000003 = 7.48 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: what?
mike_c: when you write a put and sell it, you can lose more than your collateral.
jurov: really? on mpex?
mike_c: well, i don't know where the extra money comes from, but i assume from your account if you have it.
mike_c: you can be *liable* for more than your collateral to the option holder
mike_c: i don't know where the money comes from.
mike_c: unless i'm doing the math wrong, but i don't think i am.
jurov: i remember mircea handwaving it "if btc crashes so much it exhausts puts collateral, mpoe will just buy more if them"
jurov: *of
ThickAsThieves: what does that mean?
mike_c: i'd be curious what the rules are, whether it comes from the option writer's account first or mpoe
ThickAsThieves: Doctor Greg would be very upset!
mike_c: doctor greg is bad for my blood pressure.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16658 @ 0.00086976 = 14.4885 BTC [+]
jurov: i read it as the exercises will be distributed evenly between mpoe and me
jurov: and if my collateral wont suffice, then it's up to mpoe
jurov: to fill up my part, too
mike_c: interesting. not a bad deal for the option writer. i don't really want to test it out though :)
mike_c: the other possibility would of course be that the option buyer just gets stiffed (like xdiff).
jurov: it heeds to go below ~ 300 $/BTC for P110T to yield 0.25btc
nubbins`: lel
nubbins`: http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/accused-in-quebec-gold-tax-scam-face-jail-and-750m-in-fines-1.2457169
ozbot: Accused in Quebec gold tax scam face jail and $750M in fines - Montreal - CBC News
nubbins`: kitco tax fraud
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
mike_c: ;;calc (110/30.0)-1
gribble: 2.66666666667
mike_c: significantly over collateral of (110/90.0) = 1.2
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00086976 = 25.2665 BTC [+]
JWU42: !seen Graet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0031408 = 0.157 BTC [-] {3}
deadweasel: http://www.indiegogo.com/projects/put-a-satanic-monument-at-ok-capitol just for the lulz
ozbot: Put a Satanic Monument at OK Capitol | Indiegogo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC
thestringpuller: jurov: you still awake?
thestringpuller: or is it like the hour of sleep?
jurov: yes
thestringpuller: pm real quick
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 274035 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 140 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 18 hours, 40 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899816443.08 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.19903
benkay: how do diff changes work?
benkay: 1.27*7.07e8?
truffles: i did want to ask, why arent the chics in this chat?
ThickAsThieves: it takes the amount of time it took solve 2016 blocks and tries to even it
benkay: i do understand that much, ThickAsThieves.
ThickAsThieves: there are no chicks in the internet
ThickAsThieves: sorry
benkay: it's the parsing of the ;;bcstats output i'm curious about
benkay: so almost 9 million is the estimate?
ThickAsThieves: yep
benkay: dag
benkay: er
ThickAsThieves: well, 900m
benkay: 900 million
truffles: TAT why not
benkay: looks like the bitbet bet has caught up with the obvious
ThickAsThieves: whats the obvious
benkay: that we'd hit 1b by year end
ThickAsThieves: not obvious
ThickAsThieves: but leaning that way
benkay: perhaps not
ThickAsThieves: there is only 1 more diff change this year
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.2
gribble: 1079779731.7
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.15
gribble: 1034788909.54
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.1
gribble: 989798087.388
ThickAsThieves: and it requires probly 900TH+ to be added in two week
ThickAsThieves: s
ThickAsThieves: this is possible
ThickAsThieves: but nothing to sniff at
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
ThickAsThieves: My bet on No is still unlikely to win, but if i do, lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3023 @ 0.00286598 = 8.6639 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 318 @ 0.00284 = 0.9031 BTC [-] {5}
ThickAsThieves: We'll know by the 22nd
pankkake: or maybe sooner, but you would have lost :p
dub: http://www.dilbert.com/dyn/str_strip/000000000/00000000/0000000/200000/00000/6000/300/206398/206398.strip.gif
dub: asok = -assets newb
benkay: except that's mircea and he only touches women on their knees
KRS|Gotyawallet: I like women on their knees.
benkay: who doesn't!?
benkay: here you go dub
benkay: http://dinghyplansplus.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/Dinghy-for-Sale.jpg
dub: Vexual in the house, hide your weed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: Hidejo wife, hidejo kids..
Vexual: http://www.kaiserboote.de/en/
ozbot: Home | Kaiser Bootsmanufaktur
KRS|Gotyawallet: Hide yo wife: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 31 @ 0.0077 = 0.2387 BTC
dub: benkay: gonna be tough landing marlin in that but im up for a challenge
Vexual: u want fishing boat?
dub: in fact that may be smaller than my existing boat
benkay: those kaisers are sexxay
Vexual: oh yeah
dub: pointless
dub: thats like owning a maserati
Vexual: but only 100k euro
dub: pointless, slow and ugly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
benkay: signaling is never pointless.
jurov: does it spray pheromones?
benkay: pheromone chemtrails
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
Vexual: no pheremones required
benkay: 'course, you're limited to the pussy that falls into the boat
Vexual: get the rotax and the jet, you can do 360s until your passengers are naked by gravity
KRS|Gotyawallet: 60 ghash offline all day wtf
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
dub: all those ppcoins you could have mined
dub: the hugemanity!
Vexual: dud theres some guys in new zealand that catch marlin off waverunners
Vexual: that takes some coconuts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00086976 = 18.6129 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 980 @ 0.0001125 = 0.1103 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 465 @ 0.00049988 = 0.2324 BTC [+]
dub: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqVEvNocKTA
ozbot: 300 Pound Marlin Tows Kayak 11 MILES - YouTube
Vexual: he must love that fishing rod
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1580 @ 0.000115 = 0.1817 BTC [+]
Vexual: shit he got it in the boat
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12823 @ 0.0008679 = 11.1291 BTC [-]
dub: boats? fuck boats http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lapJ4jjghFk
mike_c: ThickAsThieves: I'm curious what you think of http://bitbet.us/bet/645/bitcoin-difficulty-at-or-above-5b-before-june/
ThickAsThieves: I think it's an interesting bet
Vexual: all the computers?
ThickAsThieves: An obvious Yes
dub: same dude http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=904hlyK5glQ
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00086601 = 20.611 BTC [-]
mike_c: 34% a month for 6 months. seems close to me.
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAH!!!! I just got a phone call from "Windows Technical Support". Indian sounding person on the other line called to speak with me about my download file and they are "here to help".
mike_c: but i guess a lot of miners come out next year
KRS|Gotyawallet: They were trying to scam a scammer rofl
KRS|Gotyawallet: First time I got a call like that, I've heard about them.
ThickAsThieves: by next spring itll be PH shipments
mike_c: production delays could make it interesting.
ThickAsThieves: yeah, I think this winter will be the last of that kinda thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.05 = 1.05 BTC {2}
ThickAsThieves: come spring itll be srs bzns
Vexual: friedcats doing shipping containers huh?
ThickAsThieves: we have the technology!
Vexual: you could burn diesel at those power rates
Apocalyptic: "<Vexual> friedcats" there is more of them now ?
Vexual: apostophe implied
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIs-K3kUUZg
ozbot: Krusty the Clown mentions Bitcoin on the Simpsons - YouTube
dub: moon in 3-2-
KRS|Gotyawallet: So funny watching the rest of the world catch on
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 892.92, Best ask: 895.71, Bid-ask spread: 2.79000, Last trade: 894.69, 24 hour volume: 105367.4, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 865.75
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: i get those calls all the time
nubbins`: longest i've been able to keep one of them on the phone is an hour :)
Vexual: http://www.care2.com/causes/why-73-5-million-of-pig-semen-will-be-flying-to-china.html
ozbot: Why $73.5 Million of Pig Semen Will Be Flying to China | Care2 Causes
Vexual: they get cross after an hour
nubbins`: they usually hang up within ten minutes
nubbins`: "now open your windows event viewer..." " holy shit, yeah, this thing is riddled with viruses! all i can see is warning signs!"
Vexual: i stay polite and have them swearinging and spitting by the end
nubbins`: "sir, you are not being serious with me"
Vexual: do all the steps then tell them its osx
benkay: in other news S.NSA missed its reporting deadline for November.
Vexual: Importing Pig Semen is Not a Sustainable Plan to Feed a Population.
KRS|Gotyawallet: Wtf..who doesnt need pig semen.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 20 @ 0.08787663 = 1.7575 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 35 @ 0.05 = 1.75 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1241 @ 0.00011003 = 0.1365 BTC [-] {6}