pankkake: just sold above havelock trade fee, so no profit, no loss… just tears
pankkake: just general unhappiness [said pankkake the bitcoin emo]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003276 = 0.3276 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1525 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16237 @ 0.00080437 = 13.0606 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: if the coin is lost you're pretty screwed
pankkake: you'd probably want to send it in two waves
dub: and mircea_popescu with a guiding hand obviously
mircea_popescu: it can't be just a fucking program already. it's gotta be special. on a 8 bit register but nevertheless TOP!!1
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.327 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 409 @ 0.00325996 = 1.3333 BTC [+] {5}
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
ozbot: [IPO] Established Business With Long Term Earnings -Huge Returns For Early Birds
mircea_popescu: pankkake is this the new ggblblb whatever that crazy guy was pushing ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 89 @ 0.00300001 = 0.267 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00081999 = 4.4279 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1337 @ 0.00082 = 1.0963 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: "He may have a wall street corner office but his methods are definitely from the street"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16213 @ 0.00083642 = 13.5609 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 679 @ 0.00300005 = 2.037 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33697999 BTC [+]
gribble: unbalanced was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 21 hours, and 56 seconds ago: <unbalanced> *Part Tops = what drunk people call Pop Tarts
cazalla: did predictious just copy all the bitbet prop bets and say it's a first or am i missing something
pankkake: oh I didn't know predictious even existed
pankkake: you can "buy" and "sell"? that's weird
unbalanced: Is this the one by those professors? Someone posted a link to an article last week
kakobrekla: predict: Saturday, November 30, 2013 9:00:00 PM GMT
pankkake: well the option stuff isn't really new. and lol they have a quarkcoin one
kakobrekla: predict: Friday, December 6, 2013 8:00:00 PM GMT
kakobrekla: they would be better off reselling bitbet positions
pankkake: well a lot of bets have no one "selling" so this kinda sucks
kakobrekla: dunno their volume seems to be about equal to average single bitbet
unbalanced: How's your headache pankkake? I'm a little behind in the logs but you seemed defeated lately... Pain will do that to ya.
unbalanced: Go troll someone to get your spirits up.
pankkake: well no I don't have the mood to troll anymore
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 5 @ 0.09300001 = 0.465 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: kakobrekla: no but I have stuff not going on well physically in it :/
pankkake: well this explains the me-doing-nothing all day
unbalanced: Hey javanomad... looks like my package is at the border. I should be enjoying the coffee this week.
unbalanced: kakobrekla, I read you found the Ethopian you ordered to be a little... meh?
javanomad: unbalanced - yah, I checked the tracking - should be close
unbalanced: How's the business going, in say orders per week or whatever you don't mind disclosing?
kakobrekla: well, you hyped this shit to stars so its hard to keep up with the expectations then, also i only tried one flavour so far, and its not bad, but it doesnt blow my head off
javanomad: Came to a halt as soon as the rocket launched from $800. Just a couple orders since then. First two months were great though.
unbalanced: Well, I'm not a coffee guru I just know what I like.
kakobrekla: nothing wrong if i dont like everything
unbalanced: I'll opine about javanomad's Indonesian once I try it -- but you'll have to judge for yourself.
javanomad: most of my sales were made in Oct when BTC was around fiattissue $140 - and I just held the BTC, so pretty pleased.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla:they would be better off reselling bitbet positions << this is actually true, however,
mircea_popescu: most people making websites are into making websites, not so much into making money.
unbalanced: Yes this is the first time I've spent coins and had the exchange rate drop after. Yay me
unbalanced: Although I hardly checked the price this weekend, spent my little Bitcoin time reading the logs here. There's hope for me yet.
pankkake: mircea_popescu: well I'm going to expensive specialists, been going for months
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: wd
mircea_popescu: pankkake they offer to take your sinuses out for you yet ?
mircea_popescu: jesus ud has pretty much become one huge injoke wrapped in its own context
pankkake: it's finally going somewhere (actual results/proof), and I stop being treated as a hypochondriac, which is certainly progress
pankkake: just mad that it took 6 months
mircea_popescu: truth. all hypochondriacs aspire to one day progress to actual sickness
mircea_popescu: if it makes you feel any better : about five years ago i thought i had a heart attack
mircea_popescu: so i rushed to the hospital, explained to the admittance clerk why i'm there
unbalanced: (wish I'd hit enter a half-second sooner)
mircea_popescu: she looked at me kinda hm ? got a doctor asap, they did the blood clotting thing
pankkake: yeah I had a few panic attacks/arithmias
mircea_popescu: i was like... perfect. doctor wanted to know what exactly gave me the idea ?!
pankkake: but that thing, no, I was pretty sure something was fucking wrong. turns out, I actually have *two* things
mircea_popescu: apparently what i had was that a bit of inside skin got caught in between my ribs.
truffles: skin in ribs, sounds like a bit much on the kink..
Duffer1: really though how does that even happen?
mircea_popescu: i have no idea. apparently one of the perks of being a tall skinny fuck, you can pinch your insides
jurov: sudden sharp pain behind the ribs? yea it happens occassionally to many people
jurov: i happened to find it on wikipedia... can't remember the name
Duffer1: i'm glad it was miner, or at least, not a heart attack
truffles: weird im more interested in pankkake's fake illnesses than this "sharp pain" stuff
pankkake: I have a sinus that is really really tight compared to the other one
pankkake: and an infection on a teeth root (probably not the correct English term but fuck it)
ozbot: Precordial catch syndrome - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 205 @ 0.34878788 = 71.5015 BTC [+] {18}
nubbins`: ugh, was working on a logo for a client
nubbins`: they liked the concept sketches and had no complaints about the work as it was progressing
nubbins`: "actually i hate this, i just didn't want to say anything because you're a nice guy"
nubbins`: "you can keep the deposit, tho"
nubbins`: (a) no fucking shit i can keep the deposit
nubbins`: (b) what the fuck kind of way is that to work with someone?
jurov: nubbins`: give it to beggars on #-otc
nubbins`: it was actually for some guy in -otc
nubbins`: so that's exactly what i'm going to do
nubbins`: is there anywhere i can host an .svg for free?
nubbins`: yeah, i was about to say, fuck it, i'll do it myself on our blog
pankkake: so you can get not paid for work? harsh
nubbins`: and he didn't even receive the vector files, just a medium-res png
nubbins`: large enough for a website, sure
mircea_popescu: pankkake once i paid this mexican band to stfu while i eat.
nubbins`: just kind of burns me that some asshole would just watch me make something he doesn't like
nubbins`: rather than, you know, act like an adult human :(
pankkake: yeah, I've had the itch to pay beggars to just stop a few times
pankkake: but some have the worst music choices ever and every day the same song (in the parisian metro)
pankkake: at least the romanian ones tell you about their 12 children starving
truffles: saw bunch of romanian beggers once, turns out theyre being forced..
truffles: they were rly strategic about it though, in corners
dub: nubbins`: he probably couldnt schedule a parent to make the decision for him
dub: you know, gen why problems
pankkake: one saw two beggars almost fighting for a spot
dub: there are a few beggars around where I live
dub: which is annoying considering how much it costs to live here
dub: I'm toying with making a blog for them
pankkake: what do you mean, it's expensive?
dub: these are teh straight, gimme money type, no singing and dancing
truffles: i give my spare's to beggers, but im fearful of doing so these days
dub: one of them is like 16-18 skinny long haired nerdy type, seen him in a acouple of neighbouring suburbs. his pitch is 'my parents are alcoholics and I've chosen not to live with them'
dub: no way this dude is homeless, he's making banque
pankkake: eh, many beggars aren't homeless
dub: a lot of them make good money
pankkake: not that there is anything wrong with that
dub: get the fuck out my hood you dirty little motherfucker
truffles: well if its tough for them at home..
Vexual: i think you dropped this gold ring
KRS-: where do you live dub
mike_c: S.NSA realised no operating revenue this period, however is expected to realise operating revenue next period. << good news for yes on that shipping bitbet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 191 @ 0.00329998 = 0.6303 BTC [+] {7}
pankkake: I want some gangsta bitcoin pics
mircea_popescu: what's the left hemiparesis our brave chap is displaying ?
Vexual: sign up for militia, sell ak, get $17, profit
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32450 @ 0.00084993 = 27.5802 BTC [+]
nubbins`: you mean other countries had civil wars?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18200 @ 0.000851 = 15.4882 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: imagined buying power index trending up i see
KRS-: I gotta wake up some..gawd.
ozbot: Eric Clapton- Cocaine - YouTube
KRS-: Buy Cocaine on iTunes
KRS-: shit I've been going to the shitty part of town for that all this time..
Vexual: that kid is more gangsta than he seems, he actually sold the piece for $50, then set the rate on facebook
truffles: "Real men Do it with Bitcoins" t shirt lol
gribble: deadweasel was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 1 hour, 27 minutes, and 45 seconds ago: <deadweasel> ;;ticker
ozbot: Godfrey Bloom: The State is an Institution of Theft - YouTube
Vexual: brussels stole my pancreas!
ozbot: What markets are there?
Vexual: someone put their clogs on the wrong feet this morning
truffles: i think he's upsest about something
kakobrekla: people get annoyed when you try to debug them
truffles: the message was conveyed even if the english wasnt up to par
pankkake: his exchange lists only himself and two other things, one of them being a scam
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1000 @ 0.00084687 = 0.8469 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: feel free to paste the part you have in mind
truffles: i agree with his feelings on the matter, not his business related things
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00085054 = 5.3584 BTC [+]
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 906741452.688 based on data since last change | 894132728.373 based on data for last three days
pankkake: one of the things that always attracted me to open source software was the simple, no bullshit homepages
mike_c: no difference, and nginx is awesome.
mike_c: on the other hand, a consumer-focused broker like coinbr still needs that new logo we were promised
ozbot: welcome home : vim online
Vexual: hey, he bought a drill
Vexual: and judgingby all theat swarf, he's not afraid to use it
Vexual: entrepenerial little fuckers, those sudanese
Vexual: can you draw mermaids nubs?
nubbins`: i can't draw much, but i pay people who can
Vexual: html 5, see more nipple when you trade more
Vexual: howd that last commission go? :)
nubbins`: the one where i got stiffed for $150 or the one before that?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.34899999 = 1.396 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 90 @ 0.00334382 = 0.3009 BTC [+] {5}
Vexual: i just gold oldfashioned blueprints in the mail
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.34899 = 2.4429 BTC [-]
Vexual: anyone interested in community title land near nimbin with network infrastucture?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34899 = 0.698 BTC [-]
dub: that explains Vexual
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.33265546 = 2.6612 BTC [-] {7}
Vexual: i was hoping nubbins might explain the project to the council
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.33000333 = 0.99 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: they hear a north american accent, and you can see dollar saigns in their glassy reflections
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.32875 = 1.315 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: excellent rental yeilds, and you can build whatever you like as long as you dont hurt any creatures
Vexual: now if i can just find some bulldozer merchant on alibaba whos heard of bitcoin!
Vexual: anyone would think they get a cut of wire transfer fees
Vexual: waiting for corruption coin perhaps?
Vexual: 20% to the zero chain on every tx
Vexual: sorry lads, you'll have to work around it, bitcoin is bitcoin
nubbins`: i am good at explaining things
Vexual: i am good at noticing that
Vexual: ive also solved the, how to make money from satellite problem
Duffer1: off "adult premium" package to unlock
Vexual: close, you pay mike myers 1c on the dollar for the waynes world name
Vexual: millions of revievers over asia with a free market
Vexual: sirrus radio compatible
Vexual: a fleet of xfighters for insurance
Vexual: asciilifeform gave me the idea
Vexual: with a half decent solar array, a dischardge cap and a nanotube diamond laser, yuo can be pretty protected in space
mike_c: i read that three times, and.. i'm lost.
mike_c: except resellers, that sounds good
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45982 @ 0.00085091 = 39.1265 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: and id bal 0.1/hr to pipe some youtube to unseen vitims
nubbins`: heh, i released that asshole's logo for free as suggested
Vexual: not everyone has dish movers either, so for the cool content, bloomberg etc will have to pay for a channel
Vexual: satan help us if this channel goes video
Vexual: mpex ticker and blockchain
Vexual: im pretty sure dvt does 6mb/hour, then some
Vexual: all dem ccard recievers are linux box too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19600 @ 0.00084846 = 16.6298 BTC [-]
Vexual: good stuff, you did the work
nubbins`: too bad for him, he paid the balance after i released the logo for free to the world
Vexual: he didnt want to use it?
nubbins`: he claimed after i delivered the final proofs that he hated the design and was going to pay someone else to do it
nubbins`: even though he okayed everything from the initial napkin sketches all the way up to the final
Vexual: logo hate is on the rise
nubbins`: do you tell the designer when you see the concept sketch
nubbins`: or do you wait for him to waste another 5 hours of his time?
nubbins`: yeah, he can think what he wants of it now
nubbins`: roll it up and smoke it for all i care
Vexual: poor communication is poor business
Vexual: paid in full is good business
Vexual: digital audio broadcast?
nubbins`: just over a year old, found it today
Vexual: what design packages do you uses? photoshop?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11768 @ 0.00085345 = 10.0434 BTC [+]
Vexual: u got a big arse mac and a clean office?
nubbins`: macbook and a very, very messy studio
nubbins`: illo was too pricey, but we need it
Vexual: any blender experience?
nubbins`: generally not much call for 3d in print work :)
Vexual: 3d gonna need more artists when oculus rift
nubbins`: was discussing 3d printing earlier today
nubbins`: mildly surprised patent trolling hasn't shut it down yet
Vexual: well a 2000$ makerbot still kinda needs an artist to finish whatever comes out
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00085358 = 4.2679 BTC [+]
Vexual: make email, free ghash, happily
Vexual: well, you'll never feel safe until you make the 1btc yuou have to stake to play
Vexual: forget about dollars, work in bitcoin, and youll be fine
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00085424 = 14.7784 BTC [+]
ozbot: ArtSlant - Leonardo Lucchi
nubbins`: TIL ctrl-c clears line input at bash prompt
nubbins`: just when you think you understand something...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24700 @ 0.00085424 = 21.0997 BTC [+]
Vexual: google baits me just to learn more
ozbot: Clare Bowditch - Bigger Than The Money (Dir: Kess Broekman-Dattner) on Vimeo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.13000001 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: vexual: sometimes i stare at a blank google search and I go blank..can't even think of what i want to learn..its an amazing feeling but fucked up
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 890 @ 0.0005 = 0.445 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 45 @ 0.34697971 = 15.6141 BTC [+] {8}
Vexual: krs its the most advanced fake login page ever
Vexual: nigerieans in nightclubs pretend to work for google
KRS|Gotyawallet: f'n nigerians and their internet fraud..i want to hack and rip them off
KRS|Gotyawallet: just like the old days, finding and beating up low level drug dealers for their cash
ozbot: I Go Chop Your Dollar With lyrics (Subtitles) 419 Nigerian Scam Song - YouTube
Vexual: 3 computers per capital=good haxxors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.35 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [-]
ozbot: Dr. Angstrom H. Troubador Breaks Bitcoin | The Internet Chronicle
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17700 @ 0.00085424 = 15.12 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: The owner of MtGox pounded his corporate fist at his podium, “We aren’t closing down, but we’re downsizing. If they bust Litecoin, we’re done.
ozbot: Dawn Penn No, No No (GREAT QUALITY) - YouTube
nubbins`: other headline: "Scientists invent new endangered species"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.35 = 5.25 BTC [+]
ozbot: Howlin' Wolf - Spoonful - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.35 = 2.45 BTC [+]
taub: their api returns balances liek this 7,658.58742
taub: that ',' didnt used to be there
Vexual: your computer is broken?
taub: tell that your program that expects a float/decimal
taub: that comma isn't supposed to be there fugface
Vexual: ill eat all your puglets
taub: they really want people to screw over with the api
taub: so they can get in and make some markets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.34 = 0.68 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1010 @ 0.00321779 = 3.25 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00321779 = 0.4022 BTC [-] {2}
taub: and they stll dont return your own orders ....
Vexual: its like wtching paint dry
taub: of coruse it doesnt help
taub: but it feels good =D
taub: suddenly mystery volume spike, i welcome you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.00085464 = 12.5632 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.35 = 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.0008549 = 11.9686 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11473 @ 0.0008549 = 9.8083 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9827 @ 0.00085522 = 8.4042 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1041 @ 0.00321779 = 3.3497 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 71 @ 0.00321998 = 0.2286 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00322289 = 0.2675 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.35 = 4.9 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21098 @ 0.00085522 = 18.0434 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.146 = 0.292 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 443 @ 0.0005 = 0.2215 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34950 @ 0.00086444 = 30.2122 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00325 = 0.1625 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.00325 = 0.1593 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.0008635 = 9.0668 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.003016 = 1.508 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: (calc <math expression>) -- Returns the value of the evaluated <math expression>. The syntax is Python syntax; the type of arithmetic is floating point. Floating point arithmetic is used in order to prevent a user from being able to crash to the bot with something like '10**10**10**10'. One consequence is that large values such as '10**24' might not be exact.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: people get annoyed when you try to debug them
jurov: ah it's off for smoking break
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00301321 = 0.2019 BTC [-]
assbot: Quest for vision is a great blessing.
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00078594 / 0.00084614 / 0.00086478 (382641 shares, 323.77 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00080868 / 0.00086478 (1390517 shares, 1,124.48 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081464 / 0.00088996 (6059633 shares, 4,936.45 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
davout: doesn't it make sense for an options corp to be perceived as more valuable with increased volatility?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9300 @ 0.00086378 = 8.0332 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: davout it usually is perceived more valuable with increased volatitily
thestringpuller: also when bitcoin price decreases all the assets usually go up in btc related value
KRS|Gotyawallet: hey umm..anyone have any idea what could happen to btc if or when the U.S. announces capital flight controls?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3489 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: *I think* or maybe something worse than what we are seeing..that exchange to fiat or goods/services be illegal. This would make it a mere token.
dexX7: something like this usually turns into a fud fest ("omg china banned btc, sell sell"), some people lose, some people gain, a few days or weeks everything is where it was before
dexX7: exchanges were hacked, went offline, funds were already confiscated etc.
thestringpuller: I don't think the US can ban the us of conversion into fiat
thestringpuller: because if that becomes the case I'm just gonna liquidate into Yen
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4800 @ 0.00086458 = 4.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28250 @ 0.00086896 = 24.5481 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18835 @ 0.00086974 = 16.3816 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.0030409 = 1.5205 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 860 @ 0.00302974 = 2.6056 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003028 = 0.3028 BTC [-]
twizt: plus if u convert to yen u have more digits lol
twizt: can be a billionaire in terms if yen or even trilli
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 130 @ 0.0030155 = 0.392 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00086724 = 16.3908 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.09400003 = 0.282 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: Current Blocks: 273976 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 199 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 23 hours, 24 minutes, and 42 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 902751455.276 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.61392
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00086724 = 8.3255 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19400 @ 0.00087015 = 16.8809 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [-]
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.345 = 0.69 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: hows that work, the wining bet splits the pot evenly among the betters based on the size of their bet?
twizt: look up binary option pricing
davout: thestringpuller: no worries, that's just why i don't get why mircea_popescu is amazed at mpoe soaring in the context of increased volatility
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38500 @ 0.00086418 = 33.2709 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34418 @ 0.00086373 = 29.7279 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.00309321 = 0.3248 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281003 = 0.2509 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02281001 = 0.2509 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36800 @ 0.00086373 = 31.7853 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 100 @ 0.02266669 = 2.2667 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 47 @ 0.0226 = 1.0622 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: Roughly 1700TH were added this diff period, the most in any period
pankkake: BFL actually delivered its black friday sales within a week, but I doubt it's only them :)
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ThickAsThieves: i do know that another 650TH will need to be added for the diff to increase to 1B
pankkake: oh, right, the latter it is added, the higher it has to be. didn't think about that
jurov: KRS yes i got email from them for lulz.. but they do only CFDs... borderline bucket shop
KRS|Gotyawallet: maybe not..only 1.3 mil visitors last month, btc-e did 4.3
ThickAsThieves: the avg increase has been about 1000TH per diff period lately
KRS|Gotyawallet: im trying to figure out if my next round of funding will make roi on 2TH machines
KRS|Gotyawallet: i was lucky and my bfl purchases made roi and then some but damn it got close.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00310229 = 0.3102 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: well january should see a lot of new generation miners
pankkake: but after that the increases should be harder to achieve
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 388 @ 0.0030213 = 1.1723 BTC [-]
pankkake: hashfast was supposed to ship already so… yes
pankkake: cointerra has a small december run + big january one
topace: any news lately on bfl's monarch ?
pankkake: of course, it all depends on how late they are, months or weeks ;)
pankkake: still, better than active mining!
ThickAsThieves: ActM is such a lollercoaster i cant even keep up anymore, i just ignore it all
pankkake: at least the BFL miner looks like it has credible cooling
topace: i have no doubt in my mind that bfl will produce a next gen product, whether it lives up to specs and is on-time, thats another story
topace: but you'd have to think there some credence to their story that "they know what they're doing now, since they've done it all once already" from an ASIC point of view
topace: maybe they'll go from 14 months behind to just 6 months behind
topace: or shock everyone and start shipping in a few weeks
nubbins`: nm, just did some kid's homework for a few hundred bucks ;0
pankkake: topace: yeah that's what I believe too. almost tempted to Yes on shipping bets given the potential gains
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8582 @ 0.0008655 = 7.4277 BTC [+]
topace: i've got 4 monarchs in their "first batch (december/january)" so im hoping yes too
topace: that'd be amazing, but im not holding my breathe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38350 @ 0.0008718 = 33.4335 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.00311 = 0.2333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 65 @ 0.02191718 = 1.4246 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02299999 = 0.253 BTC [+]
pankkake: perhaps they'd say "you don't really believe in santa do you?"
ozbot: [BitFunder] Moving Forward/Resolution Process
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 222 @ 0.00311 = 0.6904 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i haven't been keeping up with this, give me the elevator version?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02249999 = 0.2475 BTC [-]
pigeons: nubbins`: bitfunder/weex/ukto say "your bitcoins aren't there, but trust us, one day they will be"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16218 @ 0.00086878 = 14.0899 BTC [-]
nubbins`: it's really too bad that bitcoin space is populated almost completely by utter thieves and fuck-ups
nubbins`: and whenever one of these scams is exposed, people wail and flap their arms and say edgy things like "maybe let's sue him!" and then nothing. ever. happens.
KRS|Gotyawallet: lmao market is tanking bad and gox disabled their login button
nubbins`: bitcoin: totally on the up-and-up
ozbot: [Direct] BTC Growth - Forex Volatility Focus
nubbins`: bitcoin: you can withdraw your coins during times of higher than usual volatility
KRS|Gotyawallet: they deserve it, im watching the chatter all over the place, these fools are treating the market like a casino instead of learning how to trade.
pankkake: oh you can read many times "it's a gamble"
pankkake: perhaps I don't have that risk taking personality but it seems highly wrong to me
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: well, y'know, show me three bitcoin securities where the graphs don't look like waterslides.
KRS|Gotyawallet: The answers are out there you can tell exactly what the market is going to do..
KRS|Gotyawallet: the thing is, i saw it coming and got out..theres still people cheering it on
nubbins`: i don't do much trading anymore
KRS|Gotyawallet: i do this for the lulz because its free money i see the market price is up and theres great volume, then i see its going to go down, i sell, buy when it starts to rise..repease..this place is an ATM machine to me
nubbins`: took out initial investment and a nice comfy cushion
pankkake: should be sold on #bitcoin-ass or #bitcoin-anal
pankkake: EasyCoin looks pretty awesome, it's really that kind of service that me need
nubbins`: you can tell it's legit because the OP has 4 posts
nubbins`: and because nobody from neo/bee has popped in to confirm they're involved
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: nope, that's prairie talk
KRS|Gotyawallet: I went to college and made friends with a couple of guys from Toronto we had a blast. Cheers to Canada
KRS|Gotyawallet: I bet that other ass-to-mouth company (robocoin?) squashed them like a bug.
KRS|Gotyawallet: I think robocoin got venture capital from the investment group I joined.
nubbins`: just found a mention of it on the havelock site
ThickAsThieves: the only reason Neo is getting scam attention is the premature sharing of their involvement with Ukyo
pigeons: plus i saw this bees nees stuff trading and read their prospectus. if you still think its legit, i can't help you
pankkake: lol, I don't understand the doubts of it being real. actually, same for other securities when some still are arguing about it
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pankkake: the real issues are as always, what will investors get out of it
mike_c: who is running the marketing department over there? easycoin sounds like alt-coin #4,220
pankkake: KRS|Gotyawallet: this reads "hello IRS"
nubbins`: it also reads "i'm an asshole, let the air out of my tires"
pankkake: he's already punishing himself with that yellow color
mike_c: sorry socialists, but that car is awesome.
nubbins`: huh. gold buffalo coin: stranger-looking than i expected
KRS|Gotyawallet: cant believe mtgox would disable their login button so these poor saps can sell their coin
pigeons: its an awesome car for a girl to drive maybe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27498 @ 0.0008623 = 23.7115 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: hah. if it doesn't break down, a lotus is way more fun to drive than your average porsche or ferrari or whatever.
pigeons: but its girly yellow, its too low, and no room even to haul home the deer you hit with it
mike_c: good point on the deer.
nubbins`: great if you have a track nearby
nubbins`: would not drive it on most roads
mike_c: or your local parking lot autocross club
nubbins`: oops, pothole, there goes your undercarriage
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 60 @ 0.02191104 = 1.3147 BTC [-] {3}
KRS|Gotyawallet: lotus is a good handling car but i dont like them..they dont impress me that much either..where i live there are are quite a few
mike_c: tiny, light, balanced.
KRS|Gotyawallet: yeah they probably handle like a go-cart..thats one thing they've always done well.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.02222999 = 0.2445 BTC [+]
nubbins`: they need some bleach on those roof tiles
pankkake: I guess it's going to be "why you can't invest on havelock" now
nubbins`: at the very least, HIF is gonna be doling out divs from listing fees :P
nubbins`: okay, so i've been looking up dry salami recipes
pankkake: so, what do we learn? 1) it's better to sell miners than mine 2) it's better to run the exchange than investing
nubbins`: some of them use bacteria cultures and nitrites and all this shit
nubbins`: then i found another one that was literally just pork, fatback, garlic, fennel, and salt
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23533 @ 0.00087029 = 20.4805 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: i use pure sriracha as the base
nubbins`: seriously though, this salami shit has me interested
truffles: those meats arent to my liking
nubbins`: you can use any meat you want!
nubbins`: pork, beef, venison, moose, whatever
truffles: i only eat meat cuz i need protein
ThickAsThieves: something unhealthy but delicious: mix a bunch of olive oil with nutritional yeast and spices, mix into rotini, put some cheese on top if you like and bake in oven for a bit, put a fair amount of sriracha on top when done
nubbins`: i haven't bought yeast since i started a sourdough culture last year :D
nubbins`: "yellow dust" reminds me of living in korea ;(
pankkake: dirty rain? we have that in France
nubbins`: actual dust, blown over from the gobi desert
nubbins`: the dirt on that car? that's a day's worth.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 64 @ 0.003015 = 0.193 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.00087389 = 16.0359 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.10483333 = 0.3145 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.105 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11899999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: so snoop dogg will be the first hip hop artist to accept bitcoins?
KRS|Gotyawallet: Ran into FONTAS last night. He kissed my baby girl. I thought that was cool of him. This morning when we woke up she was sitting upright, hands out made of solid gold and a BTC dispenses from her mouth every 30 minutes. I was sad at first, but now I'm trading on BTC-e
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5856 @ 0.00087405 = 5.1184 BTC [+]
KRS|Gotyawallet: i actually made money with him because i got good at reading the charts and i could tell when he was pumping before the announce.
pankkake: I don't that redditor understands what noob means
dingledoo: i don't think that redditor is conscious anymore
dingledoo: inebriated "i just lost my btc" rant.
pankkake: and not in a good way. that's like "i'm mad because I failed to scam"
pankkake: that's why it shall be known as havecocks
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17400 @ 0.00087405 = 15.2085 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1395 @ 0.00010103 = 0.1409 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31111 @ 0.00087405 = 27.1926 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 500 @ 0.00301331 = 1.5067 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 790 @ 0.00301308 = 2.3803 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 73 @ 0.003013 = 0.2199 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 102 @ 0.05 = 5.1 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 51 @ 0.05 = 2.55 BTC {2}
thestringpuller: I should get in on this PETA business before it forms a bubble and cash in on the pump dump action
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 99 @ 0.05 = 4.95 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.00300024 = 0.9001 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 155 @ 0.05 = 7.75 BTC {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 881 @ 0.00300021 = 2.6432 BTC [-]
the20year: RentalStarter direct share conversion is complete, an email will go out shortly to all past/present investors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 44 @ 0.05 = 2.2 BTC
dingledoo: HL marketing team: "Got Cocks? We Havecocks!" "Since we let you saps buy our debt, we are now going to sell you worthless shares of even more worthless companies, and we kNOW it!"
dingledoo: *Slingin' Cocks at noobs since 2013
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 26 @ 0.0077 = 0.2002 BTC
pankkake: thestringpuller: yes latest episode
pankkake: or maybe they didn't sell it all?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 67 @ 0.00300008 = 0.201 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
dingledoo: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals has a bitcoin IPO? scammerz!
pankkake: People for Eating Tasty Animals
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 98 @ 0.02052743 = 2.0117 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
dingledoo: ah, they can actually monetize that.
the20year: so if HL is scammy, what exchanges do you like?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
dingledoo: If there was an exchange with reasonable fees, I'd be tempted to hold some MPOE.
pankkake: but anyway, it doesn't beat just holding btc by much
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.33703224 BTC [-]
dingledoo: yeah, I don't like places that charge me all of my referall fees back to themselves.
KRS|Gotyawallet: I made money with havelock before Panama..haven't been on the site since, but for no reason really.
dingledoo: just another place to dump his MPOE, SNSA, etc onto noobs.
dingledoo: havelock is clearly shit now, since their HIM
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC {3}
dingledoo: accepting twats-on-stick company listings.
pankkake: HIM is the mining, renamed to HMF
pankkake: XBOND is recalled, so there are no profitable securities now :p
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
pankkake: technically AsicMiner is above its IPO price
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http://ewalletbtc.com/ assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
ThickAsThieves: "Need info on how to invest in am100, I'm in the USA."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
ThickAsThieves: kinda hard to know my email, know the ticker, but not know how to buy
pankkake: that would probably be doing him a service
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011249 = 0.1125 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.15900229 BTC [+]
nubbins`: the only recourse is to blast "raspberry beret"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00309642 = 0.1734 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3900 @ 0.00087644 = 3.4181 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 59 @ 0.00310999 = 0.1835 BTC [+] {4}
nubbins`: starting to narrow down our euro trip next summer
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.05 = 2 BTC
nubbins`: thinking france/germany/netherlands/belgium
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.05 = 0.45 BTC {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6403 @ 0.00087361 = 5.5937 BTC [-]
nubbins`: mostly just really wanna visit the re:surgo! studio in berlin, but i hear it's generally a nice, relatively inexpensive city
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
jcpham: the kind you find in a second-hand store
jcpham: and if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
jcpham: thanks nubbins` that's just great that prince is stuck in my head
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00318846 = 0.1658 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.348333 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00305001 = 0.305 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.05 = 1.35 BTC {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7447 @ 0.00087296 = 6.5009 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 155 @ 0.00310789 = 0.4817 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 5695 @ 0.00320491 = 18.252 BTC [+] {21}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7053 @ 0.00087508 = 6.1719 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 650 @ 0.00331989 = 2.1579 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
jborkl: new Hashfast promo video, includes how to knock a capacitor over
ozbot: Hashfast Module board assembly - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 54 @ 0.05 = 2.7 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00304462 = 0.1675 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.348333 = 0.6967 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 112.23653185 / 112.23653185 (3275 shares, 121.49 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 872.51, Best ask: 873.61, Bid-ask spread: 1.10000, Last trade: 873.98, 24 hour volume: 116274.87, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 843.75
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27200 @ 0.0008692 = 23.6422 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 868.9196, Best ask: 870.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.08040, Last trade: 870.0, 24 hour volume: 32636.23913906, 24 hour low: 718.112, 24 hour high: 980.17661, 24 hour vwap: 861.12764
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
ozbot: Cuisinart Waring Pro Meat Grinder | Canadian Tire
nubbins`: i know what i'm getting myself for xmas this year
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 109 @ 0.05 = 5.45 BTC {3}
the20year: The food processor/blender i'm looking at supposedly will do meat grinding decently
the20year: Granted the processor i've been using works decently
nubbins`: yeah, i'm interested in this one for the sausage attachments
the20year: Yeah, would be good. Granted i'm not getting as much meat as i'd hope for this year to make sausage, so everything i do get is being made to jerky
nubbins`: i've made jerky in my dehydrator a couple of times
the20year: I stopped using a dehydrator a long time ago
the20year: all the ones i see around here don't dehydrate, they cook it
nubbins`: nod, you need to splurge to get a good one
nubbins`: it's more the airflow than the heat that dries it out anyway
the20year: So anymore i either use my smoker to cold smoke then put it in front of a fan for a day, or just put it in front of a fan for 2 days
nubbins`: my dehydrator has a temperature control
nubbins`: although it's one of the stacker ones. would much rather one with the fan blowing horizontally
nubbins`: no need to reorganize stacks every few hours then
the20year: Yeah, that's how i do mine, a bunch of vertically stacked racks
the20year: did think about selling some jerky on silkroad
nubbins`: hm, trying to decide between 375W or 500W grinder
the20year: i don't see the difference unless you're expecting extra cartiledge or bone
the20year: my current processor can't be more than 300w and it does great
the20year: the only problems are related to the cutting blade and not the power/speed
the20year: Petamine has got 61btc worth of investments today...wow
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 500 @ 0.05 = 25 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 47 @ 0.00318899 = 0.1499 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.11789999 BTC [-]
the20year: Maybe I should partner with buyahash :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 33 @ 0.00329999 = 0.1089 BTC [+]
nubbins`: ah, sorry, the smaller is 300W
nubbins`: three cutting plates, two sausage adapters
the20year: i don't see why it shouldn't do just fine
the20year: big thing will be getting your spices/meat cuts down
benkay: i'm getting myself bitcoins for christmas.
the20year: i finally just set my coinbase account to auto-buy every few days
nubbins`: i'm planning to use a lot of moose
nubbins`: but moose is notoriously lean, so i'll probably add some pork fatback
the20year: I wish I could affordably moose hunt here
the20year: My plan has been though if I go to Canada and hunt to just buy a dehydrator up there, then convert the meat to jerky to bring it back here
nubbins`: nod, no sense shipping water back home
nubbins`: i've got a line on rabbits too, might try some of that
the20year: Not just that, there's a 500lb limit on meat
nubbins`: actually never tried rabbit before, believe it or not
the20year: you can only go across the boarder with a set amount of meat
the20year: My uncle went there and shot two moose back in the 70s , one was ~1200lbs dressed, the other was like ~500lbs dressed, and he brought back a whole 500lbs
the20year: If I shoot and dress a 1500lb moose, you had darn well better believe i'm gonna bring back as much as I can
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.05 = 0.4 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
ozbot: ASIC-ARMORY.com - Superior Computerized Asic Mining
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
KRS|Gotyawallet: i would love to figure out a good way to scam the scammers
dub: who IPO'd the vegans?
thestringpuller: KRS|Gotyawallet: the best way to scam the scammers would be to use something like bitbet to pull a wire con on someone.
thestringpuller: wire cons are by far the greatest pay offs against scammers
thestringpuller: if you actually used bitbet for it, i'm almost certain kako and mircea would -10 you though
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18855 @ 0.00086211 = 16.2551 BTC [-]
KRS|Gotyawallet: buying and selling into these lambs is so much fun i dont even want to leave my house for days
pankkake: hey, asic-armory copied bitbet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10854 @ 0.00086186 = 9.3546 BTC [-]
nubbins`: professional, would send money
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1scamqWYiVspdfHwpvgwv8ge2GTNQDAWL
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 8488 BTC profit, 32.6k BTC invested, 331.38 mio bets, 4.58 mio BTC wagered
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
dexX7: asic-armory runs ads on /r/bitcoin
pankkake: just-dice is a better deal than bitcoin securities
pankkake: at least the reward is proportionnal to the risk
the20year: what stocks right now have monthly audited financial statements prepared by 3rd parties?
KRS|Gotyawallet: many times i've been tempted to throw down a bunch to see if it hit
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4444 @ 0.00086186 = 3.8301 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: but alas MPOE is here to keep the price from plummeting to 0
benkay: thestringpuller: what's the relationship between bond returns and stock returns on MPOE?
benkay: the20year: nobody. the closest are the MPEx companies.
thestringpuller: MPOE shareholders aren't liable for losses made by the bot
thestringpuller: but there is a correlation between divs paid by MPOE and MPBOR returns
benkay: what's that correlation like?
benkay: oh i think that i've seen that sheet
thestringpuller: basically the bot makes a ton during non volatile months and makes losses during volatile months but that's kind of a given
benkay: well if the bot is taking a loss then that's getting applied to bondholders, and divs will be reduced
benkay: that's not so much a correlation as it is a causative relationship
thestringpuller: well any profits amde by the bot not owed as interest to bond holders gets paid as divs to shareholders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 917 @ 0.00304562 = 2.7928 BTC [-] {13}
benkay: one day i'll make my account fee back on account fee divs
thestringpuller: so as long as MPEx is running mpoe shareholders will get paid something
thestringpuller: ideally you want bayes theorem to equalize on MPBOR losses/profits
benkay: yeah you better believe i ain't loaning btc to anyone, much less a bot whose algos are black magic
the20year: what kind of financial disclosures are on mpex?
jurov: but this covers only bondholders
jurov: shareholders get anything left if MPOE profit is higher than interest requested by bondholders
benkay: well those idiots putting capital up at .5% are getting shafted
thestringpuller: yea but if you put up at .5% duringa volatile month you'll still lose money if the bot makes a loss on trading
jurov: i gave edit access to smickles and littering of random unnamed numbers are the result
benkay: but if you let the low-interest bondholders get taken out during volatile months, you can pull in some interest on the low-vix months afterwards
thestringpuller: benkay: at that point you might as well sell short options yourself and take all the risk on your collateral
benkay: thestringpuller: yeah buddy
thestringpuller: just like the fucker who's making a fortune on the some 250btc of C050
benkay: it's not a play i ever intend to make, honestly.
nubbins`: what's the assbot command to get stats on a particular asset?
thestringpuller: well not right now it's too early you gotta wait for the price to become more stable
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: I haven't understood a single word you've said since I met you, not one single word.
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.000788 / 0.00086025 / 0.00087729 (853292 shares, 734.05 BTC), 7D: 0.00078101 / 0.00082419 / 0.00087729 (1882374 shares, 1,551.44 BTC), 30D: 0.0007725 / 0.00081853 / 0.00088996 (6518330 shares, 5,335.50 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:O.USD.C110T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC), 30D: 0.02 / 0.03684281 / 0.03732936 (2855 shares, 105.19 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:S.MG] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0001579 / 0.00015799 / 0.000158 (12356 shares, 1.95 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00013799 / 0.00016 (131784 shares, 18.19 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:O.USD.C050T] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.05232243 / 0.05271347 / 0.05294401 (7443 shares, 392.35 BTC)
nubbins`: also sorry, coulda figured that out myself by reading the numbers ;p
benkay: spot'd have to go to 500 for those to even get into the money
benkay: yeah i thought i'd accounted for that
nubbins`: ;;calc 192000*(0.00015799-0.00013)
the20year: Total rentalstarter assets of $191,166
thestringpuller: the spot price would have to go to some 1300 I think to push the AVG price up that high
thestringpuller: so that guy is probably making a killing he'll likely make .02 profit per every call bought
benkay: yo does anyone have a preferred netbook/minicomp?
benkay: page lacks buy button.
benkay: i am dissapoint by vertical integration failure.
benkay: wow fuck everything that's a 15 hundred dollar thing
kakobrekla: its not a real computer if its has a camera
nubbins`: my blood is open source, but nobody's asked me to take an aids test before i fuck them raw
benkay: whatcha gonna do, compile everything from source every damn time?
pankkake: yeah it's quite expensive compared to specs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 39 @ 0.05 = 1.95 BTC
pankkake: hmm it's usually $300 I think?
benkay: i just bounced off the amazon page, so it's possible they just threw me a bogus rate
dub: If you perfer warm inter-personal dialogues
benkay: in any event, i think i'll just use a pi.
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KRS|Gotyawallet: I never tried it but I think chromebook+linux ftw..heard stuffs about that combo
benkay: yeah i'm targeting like 200 bucks
benkay: not precisely a powerhouse machine.
dub: this is AAAAAASSETSSS
benkay: i'd like a maserati to sign transactions, please.
benkay: maybe when btc clears a couple MM each i'll drop the frugality.
ozbot: Dell Latitude D620 Notebook PC - Intel Core Duo 1.8GHz, 2GB DDR2, 80GB HDD, Combo, 14.1 WXGA, Window
KRS|Gotyawallet: im gonna get one for my ridge once my hifi gets shipped and installed..gonna do a mounted 8 or 10" display if I can- gonna do the OS myself so it comes up with the weather, news, navigation, music playlist, etc. even gonna have a sun and sky for daylight and moon and stars for night. its where i'm going to play audio for when i'm driving and what not
benkay: you got too much time, homes.
KRS|Gotyawallet: for now yea..not gonna do much until jan or feb maybe taking a break
benkay: so it'll hold the blockchain for a few more months
benkay: do you roughneck or something?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
benkay: what kind of work are you jumping into and out of?
dub: can you even sync the blockchain without ssd now?
dub: !ssd and <3Ghz you're going to have a bad time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
jurov: dub don't spread fud
jurov: i'm doing fine with celeron 837 and 72000rpm sata
jurov: bitcoind and litecoind at same time :D
dub: when was the last time you resynced
kakobrekla: ltc solves this issue completley cause noone uses it and blockchain fits on a floppy
jurov: few months ago.. but had to run -reindex recently
jurov: it managed in half a day
ThickAsThieves: lol, met with a new CPA, he's asking if I'd be interested in explaining bitcoin to all his rish buddies
thestringpuller: i need a separate drive to run bitcoin the block chain is like a fucking season of seinfeld
KRS|Gotyawallet: my CPA was interested but he shrugged it off as one of those things like bingobucks that the tacky Bizarre Mall that sells cheak knock-off stuff would sell you.
jurov: separate drive is best
jurov: oh, and also run freenet with 50G store there simultaneously
jurov: the hdd did not catch fire so far
dub: hos is ltc 2.5g when the only txns are to and from btc-e
dub: did you or did you not have sexual relations with that asset
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24250 @ 0.00086281 = 20.9231 BTC [+]
the20year: specifically if you were involved enough to share any insight whether to ukto will have any statements soon, there's a guy that wants to start the ball rolling with the SEC on bitcointalk
ThickAsThieves: While I am not privvy to the inner workings of the Ukyo situation, I find it amusing that people assume the SEC isn't already involved
the20year: my personal worry with the sec involvement is litigation or issue with issuers
jcpham: i thought he was aussie
jcpham: why did i think he was australian
the20year: He hasn't said a whole lot, other than issuing a PPM
jcpham: i think it was a connection to graet is assumed
dub: or at least pirates retarded cousin
jcpham: i assumed some connection to graet that isn't true
the20year: His opinion is that the SEC is somewhat lenient, and that *if* there was an issue, that did not involve fraud it would be a somewhat easy fix
jcpham: we figured this out already
dub: graet is pretty fucking retarded too
jcpham: didn't know about texas
jcpham: if florida is involved too you better know you've been scammed
dub: of course, the deathbylolipop connection
jcpham: i'm sorry ThickAsThieves
dub: tat = deathbylolipop?
the20year: So, right now i'm working out a (in my opinion) small fix to resolve legalities with US investors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
jcpham: ThickAsThieves, do you ever do youtube videos out of starbucks about "the bitcoin"
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu how comes SPLIT|O.USD.C110T|5 made only 2 calls and 10 puts and not more?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
jurov: ;;later tell mircea_popescu should be 10 times more now?
jurov: ^^ anyone has an idea ow to exploit above?
jurov: maybe they also forgot seomthing else where i can get more than i should >:D
dub: I can't find any youtubes of him
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P110T] 10 @ 0.0294237 = 0.2942 BTC
☟︎ jurov: shorted at least these
dub: think he dereeted them
jurov: "OptionsCover":[{"":{"MPSIC":"O.USD.C110T", "Quantity":"20", "TotalSum":"250000000"
jurov: helluva cover there
jurov: oh it actually produced 20 calls
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC
jurov: just the split message was wrong
mike_c: jurov, i decided you are wrong. you can lose more on a put than your collateral. i did the math and collateral only covers you for about a 50% drop.
jurov: i mostly wanted the calls
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29977 @ 0.00086547 = 25.9442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.34000008 BTC [-]
jurov: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 882.88, Best ask: 886.25, Bid-ask spread: 3.37000, Last trade: 883.97, 24 hour volume: 116659.18, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 856.11
mike_c: like if i buy a put from you at 110, and the price drops to 5, you owe me (110/5) - 1 btc = 22btc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.34000003 = 7.48 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: when you write a put and sell it, you can lose more than your collateral.
mike_c: well, i don't know where the extra money comes from, but i assume from your account if you have it.
mike_c: you can be *liable* for more than your collateral to the option holder
mike_c: i don't know where the money comes from.
mike_c: unless i'm doing the math wrong, but i don't think i am.
jurov: i remember mircea handwaving it "if btc crashes so much it exhausts puts collateral, mpoe will just buy more if them"
mike_c: i'd be curious what the rules are, whether it comes from the option writer's account first or mpoe
mike_c: doctor greg is bad for my blood pressure.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16658 @ 0.00086976 = 14.4885 BTC [+]
jurov: i read it as the exercises will be distributed evenly between mpoe and me
jurov: and if my collateral wont suffice, then it's up to mpoe
jurov: to fill up my part, too
mike_c: interesting. not a bad deal for the option writer. i don't really want to test it out though :)
mike_c: the other possibility would of course be that the option buyer just gets stiffed (like xdiff).
jurov: it heeds to go below ~ 300 $/BTC for P110T to yield 0.25btc
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
mike_c: significantly over collateral of (110/90.0) = 1.2
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29050 @ 0.00086976 = 25.2665 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.05 = 2.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0031408 = 0.157 BTC [-] {3}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.05 = 0.75 BTC {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.05 = 1.3 BTC
gribble: Current Blocks: 274035 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 140 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 18 hours, 40 minutes, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 899816443.08 | Estimated Percent Change: 27.19903
benkay: how do diff changes work?
truffles: i did want to ask, why arent the chics in this chat?
ThickAsThieves: it takes the amount of time it took solve 2016 blocks and tries to even it
benkay: i do understand that much, ThickAsThieves.
benkay: it's the parsing of the ;;bcstats output i'm curious about
benkay: so almost 9 million is the estimate?
benkay: looks like the bitbet bet has caught up with the obvious
benkay: that we'd hit 1b by year end
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.2
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.15
benkay: ;;calc 899816443.08*1.1
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.05 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.05 = 0.3 BTC
ThickAsThieves: My bet on No is still unlikely to win, but if i do, lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3023 @ 0.00286598 = 8.6639 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 318 @ 0.00284 = 0.9031 BTC [-] {5}
pankkake: or maybe sooner, but you would have lost :p
benkay: except that's mircea and he only touches women on their knees
dub: Vexual in the house, hide your weed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 31 @ 0.0077 = 0.2387 BTC
dub: benkay: gonna be tough landing marlin in that but im up for a challenge
dub: in fact that may be smaller than my existing boat
benkay: those kaisers are sexxay
dub: thats like owning a maserati
dub: pointless, slow and ugly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.05 = 1.2 BTC
benkay: signaling is never pointless.
jurov: does it spray pheromones?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.05 = 1 BTC
Vexual: no pheremones required
benkay: 'course, you're limited to the pussy that falls into the boat
Vexual: get the rotax and the jet, you can do 360s until your passengers are naked by gravity
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.05 = 5 BTC
dub: all those ppcoins you could have mined
Vexual: dud theres some guys in new zealand that catch marlin off waverunners
Vexual: that takes some coconuts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21400 @ 0.00086976 = 18.6129 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 980 @ 0.0001125 = 0.1103 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 465 @ 0.00049988 = 0.2324 BTC [+]
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Vexual: he must love that fishing rod
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1580 @ 0.000115 = 0.1817 BTC [+]
Vexual: shit he got it in the boat
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12823 @ 0.0008679 = 11.1291 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23800 @ 0.00086601 = 20.611 BTC [-]
mike_c: 34% a month for 6 months. seems close to me.
KRS|Gotyawallet: HAH!!!! I just got a phone call from "Windows Technical Support". Indian sounding person on the other line called to speak with me about my download file and they are "here to help".
mike_c: but i guess a lot of miners come out next year
mike_c: production delays could make it interesting.
ThickAsThieves: yeah, I think this winter will be the last of that kinda thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.05 = 1.05 BTC {2}
Vexual: friedcats doing shipping containers huh?
Vexual: you could burn diesel at those power rates
Apocalyptic: "<Vexual> friedcats" there is more of them now ?
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.05 = 0.35 BTC
benkay: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 892.92, Best ask: 895.71, Bid-ask spread: 2.79000, Last trade: 894.69, 24 hour volume: 105367.4, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 865.75
nubbins`: KRS|Gotyawallet: i get those calls all the time
nubbins`: longest i've been able to keep one of them on the phone is an hour :)
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Vexual: they get cross after an hour
nubbins`: they usually hang up within ten minutes
nubbins`: "now open your windows event viewer..." " holy shit, yeah, this thing is riddled with viruses! all i can see is warning signs!"
Vexual: i stay polite and have them swearinging and spitting by the end
nubbins`: "sir, you are not being serious with me"
Vexual: do all the steps then tell them its osx
benkay: in other news S.NSA missed its reporting deadline for November.
Vexual: Importing Pig Semen is Not a Sustainable Plan to Feed a Population.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.05 = 0.15 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 20 @ 0.08787663 = 1.7575 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 35 @ 0.05 = 1.75 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1241 @ 0.00011003 = 0.1365 BTC [-] {6}