assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 60 @ 0.002 = 0.12 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.614025 = 2.4561 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6115 = 2.446 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.61100001 = 1.222 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.32 = 0.96 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 8 @ 0.32 = 2.56 BTC [-]
jurov: pankkake perhaps i can write bets (or convince you it's vague idea) for hire :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00602029 = 0.4154 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: no, but it's based on a true story!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 150 @ 0.00109499 = 0.1642 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 158 @ 0.00589884 = 0.932 BTC [-] {6}
nubbins`: saw the good, the bad and the ugly for the first time a couple days ago
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 850 @ 0.00109499 = 0.9307 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00082908 = 9.9904 BTC [+] {2}
Namworld: Who had the idea to make buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans... tastes like mixed salt and sugar...
nubbins`: eat one with 2 blueberry jellybeans for a blueberry muffin flavor
Namworld: It almost works... it's too salty tho
Namworld: other than that popcorn flavor, these are delicious...
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 0 days, 7 hours, 1 minute, and 45 seconds ago: <smickles> $avg
gribble: Current Blocks: 268475 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1668 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 4 days, 12 hours, 4 minutes, and 57 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 556744793.93 | Estimated Percent Change: 8.967
ozbot: Judge Orders CoinLab to Give Bitcoin to Bitvestment - MoneyBeat - WSJ
BingoBoingo: "A well-known bitcoin company" <- WTF does CoinLab even do?
mircea_popescu: a well known hollywood celeb that has nevertheless never done any movies.
BingoBoingo: Ah, So like a Kardashian without a sex tape.
mircea_popescu: In February 2009, "Dex" called a KFC restaurant in Manchester, New Hampshire. Posing as a manager from the corporate office, he persuaded employees to douse the building with fire suppression chemicals and to then proceed outside, remove all of their clothing and urinate on each other (he claimed the chemicals were caustic and this would render them inert).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.639 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.317 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 20 @ 0.04620001 = 0.924 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: On July 20, Markle tricked a desk clerk at the Homewood Suites in Lexington, Kentucky into drinking another person’s urine. The prank started with a call to a guest. The guest was told it was the front desk calling and that a prior guest had tested positive for Hepatitis C. The guest was then told there was a doctor on site and a simple urine test could determine if the guest was infected. The urine was to be brought
mircea_popescu: to the front desk in a simple drinking glass. Markle then called the front desk alleging to be an employee of Martinelli's Cider. He told the clerk that a representative from the company would like to come downstairs with a sample of their new drink. The guest from the previous call then arrived and handed the clerk his urine. Markle then coaxed the woman to try it. He asked how it tasted. "Horrible," she said. "That
mircea_popescu: does not taste like cider. I'm not going to take another sip, that's horrible." Markle replied: "Well, I need to inform you of something, ma'am. I want you to understand that you just drank that man's urine."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.63905714 = 4.4734 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.408284 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.000818196564625 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin to the other side of the Earth, along the surface (0.0001339 AU).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.6391 = 3.1955 BTC [+]
benkay: they don't even have the volume to justify that
mircea_popescu: amusingly, obama's signature project would not actually qualify to being listed on mpex on technical grounds.
nubbins`: can't find message bundle files = ???place_holder_name??? for all strings
mircea_popescu: lucky for him he's friends with the fiat printer guy or else he'd starve.
nubbins`: pays to have friends in inky places
nubbins`: new polymer $5 and $10s released here today
nubbins`: canada no longer produces paper money
BingoBoingo: Maybe Obama can hire TradeFortress? I hear he needs an income...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 20 @ 0.04620001 = 0.924 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: whats odd also about tf, different people are getting back different percentages of their holdings or soemthing
nubbins`: mod6: crisp stacks of them are VERY difficult to separate. it's a real pain
nubbins`: cashiers are always death-gripping them
mircea_popescu: romania has been using all poly for a decade, and the problem never existed here.
mod6: i bet, nubbins`. seems like that would be a problem.
nubbins`: they tend to nest together around the braille
nubbins`: once they've been circulating for a while they're ok, but crisp ones are always a problem
nubbins`: polymer notes also don't fold nicely
nubbins`: better than more coins, though
nubbins`: the see-thru panels are kinda cool tho
mircea_popescu: there's really not much choice, you can't make "paper" textile secure enough.
mod6: mircea_popescu: do you mean 'faces' as in the artwork on the note, or as in some sort of poly scuffing or 'roughness' on the surface?
mod6: interesting way to get around the problem i suppose. new paper notes always stick together over here -- and there's a lot of 'em (lol)
nubbins`: the canadian notes have texture as well
mircea_popescu: nubbins` then it must not be done right or something ?
nubbins`: i assumed that it was because they cut the sheets in stacks, and don't mechanically fan them to encourage separation before shipping them to the banks
nubbins`: in fact, i mis-counted the tenants' rent twice this month because of this very problem
mod6: are these poly-notes just straight poly, or are they a laminated pet (polyester) | polyethylene with paper in the middle?
nubbins`: the canadian notes have fully transparent sections
mod6: oh, ok. probably better that way to avoid delamination
mod6: one bad lot of glue could mean delam for lots and lots of notes haha.
nubbins`: (you can see the guilty braille near the bottom right of the "E"
mod6: ok, so its a [ poly | ink | poly ] construction 'eh
mod6: well, actually: [poly | ink | glue | poly ] (probably)
nubbins`: i'm not sure of the specifics. the clear section has a hologram ribbon embedded in it
nubbins`: and i'm pretty sure it's a different polymer than the rest of the note
mod6: yeah, those are just probably inserted as a strip during or before the lamination process.
nubbins`: macbook keyboard, regular size bills (for us, anyway)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6398 BTC [+]
mod6: i know the length of $1 is 6" for sure, the height seems about par with usd.
nubbins`: it's uncommon to see anything bigger than a 20 day-to-day
KRS-: amazing how many people are all up in BTC considering the price
nubbins`: there was a $1,000 note until 2000
nubbins`: it was removed from circulation after they realized it was only being used to launder money
KRS-: But then again <XDS2010> hey can i buy 2USD of bitcoins off someone ?
mircea_popescu: "launder money" = "use moneuy according to wishes of owners rather than government" ?
KRS-: if one wanted to do that couldnt one just trade btc for gold directly?
KRS-: one of the easier ways?
Apocalyptic: KRS-, I've seen someone willing to buy 0.001 btc on #otc
KRS-: i have no idea what i'm saying i was looking for the #xbox chat room or something
mircea_popescu: nubbins` you don't understand. some people weren't happy with the direction it was evaporating into back in 2012.
mircea_popescu: and also gmaxwell isn't a rank imbecile, as certain evil people might have you believe.
Namworld: I was reading comments on a canadian news website (yes, I'm currently very bored) when someone purporting to be American he was surprised pretty much every commenter was writing with full sentences and properly. It's true.
Namworld: Even agressive comments are polites.
nubbins`: it always degenerates into "loony lefties" or "harper's goons"
nubbins`: or bleating about immigration reform
nubbins`: mp, i think we even have eleckshuns too
Namworld: Yes, it's almost as if was a country.
nubbins`: there's a "Senate scandal" going on right now
nubbins`: for some reason, we have a bunch of ex-journalists in the senate
ozbot: Botched NC Traffic Alert Warns Of ‘Women Drivers, Rain, Obama Care’ « CBS Charlotte
mircea_popescu: "The North Carolina Department of Transportation sent out a traffic alert, warning people of female drivers, rain and Obamacare."
nubbins`: and it came to light that they've been grossly enriching themselves in ways that they shouldn't
mircea_popescu: so i guess it'll take you 10-20 years to catch up to the us then ?
Namworld: Botched NC Traffic Alert? Sounds like a prank.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: depends on if the liberals get elected again
Namworld: [21:31] <nubbins`> given the perps, i hope not
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 125 @ 0.00109 = 0.1363 BTC [-]
nubbins`: conservative government is canada's reset button
nubbins`: "Duffy is also the asshole who, at the funeral of former Liberal prime minister Pierre Trudeau in 2000, reminded his grieving widow that it was also the birthday of her son Michel, who died in an avalanche in 1998."
mike_c: gonna need bigger strikes on mpex soon!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 68 @ 0.04620001 = 3.1416 BTC [+]
mike_c: won't be able to buy atm options in a week
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 95 @ 0.001087 = 0.1033 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6398 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7215 @ 0.00082669 = 5.9646 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00605 = 0.1755 BTC [+]
ozbot: BitBet - Litecoin to rise above 4 USD before Dec 25th
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 170 @ 0.00246932 = 0.4198 BTC [+] {2}
KRS-: can we do one to $5 before Dec 25
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.31701 = 0.951 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P320T] 1000 @ 0.54745081 = 547.4508 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.317 = 0.951 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.313 = 1.252 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.31200002 = 0.624 BTC [-]
ozbot: BTC/USD 1-year charts from Mt.Gox
ozbot: LTC/USD 1-year charts from BTC-e
ozbot: BTC/USD 3-months charts from Mt.Gox
ozbot: LTC/USD 3-months charts from BTC-e
benkay: pretty tightly correlated, neglecting growing pains.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 53 @ 0.00246954 = 0.1309 BTC [+]
mike_c: 500 btc put? no comment?
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P320T] 1000 @ 0.54737769 = 547.3777 BTC [-]
mike_c: man, i hope he's going to hedge that
mike_c: 1100 btc in puts is a bold bet.
benkay: relative to your stash, perhaps.
BingoBoingo: mike_c: You forget the gem chasers are controlling prices at the moment
mike_c: so, a miner is happy to spend 300k in insurance for 3 weeks?
mike_c: if it is a speculator, i don't care how big their stash is. that's a big bet!
benkay: mpoe took the other side
benkay: dunno what to tell you, mang
benkay: and "a miner" is unlikely
benkay: perhaps "a pool of miners representing an ungodly amount of hashing power" would be more plausible?
mike_c: but pool doesn't have control of all the funds to drop down a 1k hedge, do they?
mircea_popescu: mike_c you weren't around the month that mpoe bot carried 1mn btc implied on the book were you
mike_c: well, then I am enjoying being excited at these kinds of things still :) Another year and I will be blase.
ozbot: MPOE, January 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ozbot: MPOE, March 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
BingoBoingo: I imagine the futures will pick up as the gem chasers continue their thing.
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P320T] 500 @ 0.54487298 = 272.4365 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 109 @ 0.00246954 = 0.2692 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 191 @ 0.00246955 = 0.4717 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: if bitcoin does go back to last month those puts are worth a pretty coin.
benkay: if it does so within the month, that is.
mike_c: they gotta put all those coins to work. heh, maybe the fbi bought all the puts.
mircea_popescu: FBI could be a Bitcoin-centric us congress lobbying group, insisting that each year the us spends $$$ to buy up bitcoins
mike_c: congress will make bitcoin extremely easy in the US as soon as they figure out it can hide campaign contributions
BingoBoingo: When's the last time anyone checked the FBI addresses? Maybe they learned to GPG and bought a key registration on MPEx?
mircea_popescu: “One of the big enlightenments that we had at a certain point is that people don’t want to buy security software. They want peace of mind.”
mircea_popescu: you could also say “No man, who has endeavored to carry out an enterprise where many hands were needed, but has been well nigh appalled at times by the imbecility of the average man- the inability or unwillingness to concentrate on a thing and do it,” Hubbard writes. “Slip-shod assistance, foolish inattention, dowdy indifference, & half-hearted work seem the rule…”
ozbot: BitBet - Bitcoin price to rise above $500 by the end of 2013
BingoBoingo: As far as I know Outlook has, or at least had a GPG extension. Maybe they ported PyMPEx to an Excel macro?
mircea_popescu: anyway, for the first time in many weeks the diff is flagging
☟︎ BingoBoingo: So... in other news NetBSD has their own GPG like program called NetPG. Built on the Mac SE/30
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 1649 blocks | Estimated Change: 7.3214% in 10d 14h 33m 13s
BingoBoingo: It's still generating the first keypair...
benkay: yeah, what ams happen with diff?
BingoBoingo: Knc machines continuing to burn out? Block erupters and ASICMiner quitting?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.002031 = 0.2031 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00605 = 0.3025 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 8755 @ 0.00012951 = 1.1339 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: Those “other purposes” have come to include a little-known amendment recently introduced by Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid that would allow the State Department to revoke, deny or limit passports for anyone the Internal Revenue Service certifies as having “a seriously delinquent tax debt in an amount in excess of $50,000.”
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1202 @ 0.002031 = 2.4413 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 38 @ 0.00605 = 0.2299 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 65 @ 0.00605 = 0.3933 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: but generally, the reason joe e jew couldn't go to israel was that 20 eyars prior during his conscription
mircea_popescu: which incidentally aren't more famous than the ak47s only because they were too expensive for average people
mircea_popescu: there are 34s used to train teh nato troops of romania.
mircea_popescu: it was dearly beloved historically by romanians. the mo of the romanian army (which incidentally was one of the problems of leningrad) was to use the shitty czech skodas they had to force the russian crew out of a t34
mircea_popescu: it was like "every destroyed t34 is a sad loss" sort of thing.
mircea_popescu: is the ppsh the one where they had to pool the cartridges for the entire regiment and then sort them by size ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.639999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 246 @ 0.00585002 = 1.4391 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Well they still use SAVILLE for voice transmissions. If the guns themselves are diddled into non-functionality Suite A probably is too, so leave the radios
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.64 = 1.28 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Probably quite a few. A few years ago there were stories about how Green Berets were growing beards and dressing like locals to not get shot in more remote areas of Afghanistan. I wonder how many drone operators seeing armed men of military age... Well this is plaintext...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.67699 = 1.354 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 43 @ 0.70451393 = 30.2941 BTC [+] {10}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Actually mostly from various california installations, less lag
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.721 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: At least that's what every "Day in the life of an IRL Flight Sim Pro" confessional story says
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0063437 = 0.222 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 27 @ 0.72219999 = 19.4994 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3200 @ 0.00082956 = 2.6546 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.721 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 109 @ 0.00634339 = 0.6914 BTC [-] {2}
KRS-: something awful is good too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 413 @ 0.00200939 = 0.8299 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00635491 = 0.4385 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.72 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 227 @ 0.00635836 = 1.4433 BTC [+] {3}
KRS-: could you imagine the terror drones puts in those towelheads
KRS-: i bet they're afraid most of the time to strap on their sandals and leave their huts
mircea_popescu: if the towelheads were your average supermarket cashier from ohio at least.
KRS-: that particular assassination (drone strike) should never have happened..now additional lives will be lost without more peace talks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00635823 = 0.6676 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.0063584 = 0.2098 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Well the most disturbing thing I find about drone strikes now is Obama saw the suicide bomber tactic of the double tap where a second weapon hit first responders and decided "That's cool we will start doing that shit too nao"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00644894 = 1.2898 BTC [+] {8}
mircea_popescu: check that shit out. apparently the germans salvaged the ppsh!
KRS-: where did you get that from bingoboingo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.00650784 = 0.3384 BTC [+] {3}
KRS-: Looks like a weapon to compete with our Thompsons
KRS-: those are reputible sites for accurate info?
BingoBoingo: Well, it is a story critical of Obama in a fairly mainstream publication
KRS-: cant believe he's the best we could come up with..of all the intelligent ment
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.735 = 1.47 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: It's also the matter of the US has on armed gang then has popular elections between two parties the armed gang finds equally unobjectionable to its causes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 101 @ 0.00674606 = 0.6814 BTC [+] {3}
KRS-: the prez can only mobilize 10K troops without declaring war
BingoBoingo: KRS-: Well since the first president Roosevelt and the Great white fleet presidents have been testing the limits of that.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 140 @ 0.0462 = 6.468 BTC [-] {2}
KRS-: I'm ashamed of what our country has come to.. we stood for some really good things and worthy causes (and still do afaik).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 30 @ 0.04606673 = 1.382 BTC [-] {3}
KRS-: I think its cool we use our heft against human rights violations but on the other hand it sucks my government is disregarding basic rights.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 161 @ 0.045001 = 7.2452 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 502 @ 0.045 = 22.59 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00674998 = 0.1282 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.3349729 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31000061 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.73 = 3.65 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.75 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.7888557 = 5.522 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.83684999 = 16.737 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.00674998 = 0.378 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 178 @ 0.00674998 = 1.2015 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.84 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.00674999 = 0.135 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.84 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00674999 = 0.675 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00083127 = 9.144 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 420 @ 0.00109 = 0.4578 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1000 @ 0.00703797 = 7.038 BTC [+] {20}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 471 @ 0.00776068 = 3.6553 BTC [+] {17}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00802006 = 0.1684 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 140 @ 0.00109 = 0.1526 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2331 @ 0.000139 = 0.324 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.79385384 = 10.3201 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3294 @ 0.00082612 = 2.7212 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00083304 = 11.9125 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7201 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 33 @ 0.007899 = 0.2607 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.0079 = 0.1738 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 204 @ 0.0020567 = 0.4196 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00083057 = 6.7276 BTC [-]
ozbot: AM Immersion Cooling Project
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00083057 = 1.9934 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 84 @ 0.0020567 = 0.1728 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 24 @ 0.00705 = 0.1692 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00701177 = 0.3576 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 9 @ 0.0462 = 0.4158 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.045 = 0.135 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 14 @ 0.00765714 = 0.1072 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 115 @ 0.0020567 = 0.2365 BTC [-]
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gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 330.5, Best ask: 330.6021, Bid-ask spread: 0.10210, Last trade: 330.6, 24 hour volume: 58990.27418492, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 338.34999, 24 hour vwap: 312.21449
jurov: even bitstamp got pushed >300
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.000139 = 0.139 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 335 @ 0.001094 = 0.3665 BTC [+]
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: O.USD.C110T Bids: ['1000 @ 0.63542938', '1000 @ 0.63542938']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['1000 @ 0.9078359', '1000 @ 0.90783593']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: O.USD.P980T Bids: ['1000 @ 2.27172015', '1000 @ 2.27172015']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['1000 @ 4.0090038', '1000 @ 4.00900388']
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 16 @ 0.00660091 = 0.1056 BTC [-]
jurov: $depth O.USD.C980N
mpexbot: jurov: O.USD.C980N Bids: ['1000 @ 2e-08', '1000 @ 2e-08']
mpexbot: jurov: Asks: ['1000 @ 0.17958811', '1000 @ 0.17958826']
jurov: ;;calc 980/(1-0.18)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4100 @ 0.00082657 = 3.3889 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: fucking insanity on a stick, this year i had to do this THREE TIMES
mircea_popescu: does anyone even remember what the options tableau was in like, 15th jan ?
jurov: you should change to scientific notation
mircea_popescu: or how scandalously excessive a max of 320 was back in april ?
mircea_popescu: jurov word up : at this rate next year we'll be ditching a zero, so 1500 usd will be o.usd.c150t
mircea_popescu: im not implementing fucking scientific notation. parabolic asset from hell jesus god.
jurov: not parabolic. exponential :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.0008295 = 6.0968 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 105 @ 0.00194647 = 0.2044 BTC [-] {5}
jurov: have to go afk, will add them in ~ 2 hrs.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1197 @ 0.00176741 = 2.1156 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 185 @ 0.001761 = 0.3258 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P950T] 670 @ 2.17147362 = 1454.8873 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 300 @ 0.001761 = 0.5283 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P965T] 715 @ 2.22159689 = 1588.4418 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P980T] 765 @ 2.27172015 = 1737.8659 BTC
gribble: Current Blocks: 268524 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1619 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 5 days, 10 hours, 53 minutes, and 32 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 534474198.715 | Estimated Percent Change: 4.60816
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: pretty much all of them are terribly butthurt at bitcoin, because "here we have been pouring blood sweat and tears into accumulating precious metal
mircea_popescu: and now these nerds are getting all the good stuff we should have gotten long ago. unfair! scam!"
Perlboy: my gold and bitcoin holdings are (or at least were until last week :P) equal.
mircea_popescu: ya well, older people usually didn't have that much sense
Perlboy: golds a good investment still though tbh.
Perlboy: "for the real world" anyways
Perlboy: bitcoin is a crazy investment that you do when you got money you can lose
Perlboy: and you'd have to be uber stupid to buy in @ $300 now...
Perlboy: better to get setup and funded in an account
Perlboy: and wait for the inevitable tank
Perlboy: which might be after $1000 :)
truffles: trust fund babies prob wont care though
Perlboy: i dare say the days of <$100 BTC are kinda distant though
Perlboy: 266 -> 50 was the last big correction.
Perlboy: based on that if we get to 500 going below $100 on correct seems unlikely.
Perlboy: mircea_popescu, oh i'm bullish and holdin
Perlboy: just saying if you were new to it all and actually looked at the charts
Perlboy: you'd either have to be long term (which is unlikely if you just jumped in and are suddenly buying)
Perlboy: or be ready to halve your cash when u get caught out
Perlboy: or get real lucky and make what, 20%?
Perlboy: i tell you a bubble right now.
Perlboy: ltc... total powder keg it's turned into.
KRS-: you think ltc is getting ready to blast off?
Perlboy: compare the 3 month chart of ltc
Perlboy: this rise on btc looks a lot more sustainable
Perlboy: ltc rise looks like btc's bubble pop
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 102 @ 0.0019 = 0.1938 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 350 @ 0.001094 = 0.3829 BTC [+]
truffles: isnt ltc called scamcoin around here lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 750 @ 0.00109002 = 0.8175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.72 = 2.16 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.701 = 17.525 BTC [-]
jurov: oh my mpex changed the options strikes spacing to 15? and i'm still selling 020s ? /o\
jurov: guess i'll have to add a cronjob to grep mpex frontpage for each of my assets ...
jurov: oh and compare checksum the faq when i'm on it
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 331.00001, Best ask: 331.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.99998, Last trade: 331.0, 24 hour volume: 51646.40621339, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 338.34999, 24 hour vwap: 313.48765
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 1613 blocks | Estimated Change: 4.2120% in 10d 17h 12m 47s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.00013429 = 1.3429 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: Perlboy yeah. i kinda think longterm, but you have a point.
mircea_popescu: jurov and there's not any way you could have actually sold 20s i don't think.
jurov: that's just me bitching
jurov: and there really still were 020s till yest... so i'm not so much behind times as i thought upon first moment
jurov: fuck these blow stamps... they not just break character but completely mess up time perception, too.
kleeck: Or as my troll friends call them, "CrimeCoins".
mircea_popescu: i rthought they came up with a new type of acid blotter
mircea_popescu: kleeck you should let your friends know them crimecoins are about to turn into yourgfissuckingmeoffcoins
kleeck: I let them know that constantly.
jurov: putasharpieintheasscoins
jurov: *putasharpieinyerasscoins
kleeck: shoeonheaddickinouthCoins
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: nouth
kleeck: When he logs in does he get notified or PMd?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.31000061 = 0.62 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 691 @ 0.00109 = 0.7532 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 592 @ 0.00108601 = 0.6429 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 7 @ 0.31000061 = 2.17 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7 BTC [-]
ozbot: Bitcoin is creating a whole new set of problems pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 1612 blocks | Estimated Change: 3.7671% in 10d 18h 11m 18s
kleeck: So, wasn't the TNH over 4PH/s?
kleeck: It has dipped apparently.
kleeck: But that looks to be a regular pattern.
mircea_popescu: you have to understand hash guessing is a dirty process mostly based on statistics
kleeck: high of ~4.1 and then the dip to 3.4 today.
kleeck: But look back on that graph you see similar behavior over the last month.
ozbot: Coinchat Is A Chatroom Where Talking Sense Earns You Bitcoin | TechCrunch
kleeck: That's like, what we do here, but we can get paid?!
kleeck: By "we" I mean like, four of you.
kleeck: The rest are just little shits.
sylencr: Same developer as input.io
kleeck: Ah. So this glorious pay-to-chat was run by the inputs.io guy...
ozbot: CoinLenders Script :: Bitcoin Bank (Borrow+Deposit) Software :: Demo Available
mircea_popescu: can we give you a bitcoin address and you send us our coins?"
mircea_popescu: i imagine with the current lift we;ll get a new set of post-november retards, making the previous set look smart by comparison.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1600 @ 0.00108601 = 1.7376 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: options added. mircea_popescu: looks like mpoebot did not set order expiration right?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 825 @ 0.001086 = 0.896 BTC [-]
firedrops: AMAGI or Coinabul? which is a better vendor?
mircea_popescu: firedrops coinabul is run by an oldtimer (coingenuity). amagi i dunno
dexX7: hey mp, what's your call for this journey? in april it was 100.
firedrops: interesting, coinabul prices in BTC, amagi in in USD.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 338.90001, Best ask: 339.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.59999, Last trade: 338.9, 24 hour volume: 50588.88029688, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 340.0, 24 hour vwap: 315.01105
dexX7: coinabul had some shady incidences in the past, there is much on the forum
firedrops: yes, I had some issues with an order, but Idon't know if AMAGI is any better... could be the same guy.
mircea_popescu: pretty sure it's not the same guy. what issues did you have ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.00739555 = 0.3328 BTC [+] {4}
firedrops: they were fixed, in time, but mostly just zero to slow communication.
mircea_popescu: myeah. it's what i gathered as to the explosion of forum complaints. poor communication skills on one hand coupled with mean/marginalyl dishonest "customers" on the other
coingenuity: firedrops: we've been in an all-out war with the banking community, as have been most large bitcoin companies in the last few months... my apologies for the lax communication, as you can imagine with the delays our support guys have been swamped
dexX7: are you affiliated with coinabul?
firedrops: coingenuity: no worries mate, we've been sorted for over a year, that's why I'm looking into using you again...
coingenuity: ah, for sure, thanks for your patience- keeping up with growth can be difficult sometimes
firedrops: i hear you. it's a great problem to have.
coingenuity: heh, depends on the day - last few months have been depressing with the stuff going on behind the scenes in the financial world, but i'm keeping my chin up
coingenuity: hard being told by 150 banks to go die in a fire
mircea_popescu: firedrops great problem to have as long as you're not an american living in the us
coingenuity: especially when all the places i had accounts closed me with 24h warning
mircea_popescu: or generally a citizen of a state moving to socialism.
coingenuity: nubbins`: they told me "whoa bro, you're way too big for us"
mircea_popescu: coingenuity how about you move before they stop issuing passports ?
coingenuity: mircea_popescu: i've gotten set up with backup residency in other nations now as a result of the experience i've had in the last few months
nubbins`: yeah, amagi is located in colorado
nubbins`: haven't had any problems with them
nubbins`: and i guess they're not having issues with banks
firedrops: coingenuity, make sure your entire exit plan is sorted! to the minute....
mircea_popescu: good. then once you finally move out of the shithole you can run my gold future.
firedrops: :) i want ot buy gold with btc for a long time..
coingenuity: nubbins`: everyone is having problems with banks, if you're big enough
nubbins`: guess they're not big enough ;0
nubbins`: it's funny, canada seems much more welcoming of btc-related business
mircea_popescu: nubbins` in fairness they're a small outfit, but i never heard anything seriously wrong about them.
coingenuity: nubbins`: also, you can sneak under the radar for a minute but they'll catch you eventually and blacklist you from chexystems... so i am guessing they're playing with fire ;)
coingenuity: the last thing you want is a chexsystems ban
coingenuity: if you get a black-mark in chexsystems, you will be /fucked/ for the rest of your life
nubbins`: "The majority of banks using ChexSystems will not open a new deposit account for a customer that has a negative item reported."
coingenuity: and around 80% of all banks in the usa use chexsystems
coingenuity: so it's a bad bad thing to have happen to ya
coingenuity: mircea_popescu: only recently have chexsystems protections been enacted for banking consumers
nubbins`: challenging such agencies is generally a huge process
coingenuity: same way you can "challenge" paypal's freezing of you
nubbins`: go ahead and try to get equifax to remove something from your record
nubbins`: i wonder if casascius will respond to my post today
mircea_popescu: of course they'll also ban you, but then again it's their website/forum/we it is.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7600 @ 0.00083238 = 6.3261 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: those companies hold too much power
mircea_popescu: it's usually that people don't quite have the ability ot use the courts.
nubbins`: either due to lack of finances, time, know-how, or all three
mircea_popescu: it's also a matter of people being trained to be dependant on lawyers
mircea_popescu: which makes most people unable to reach the court at all
mircea_popescu: as many counties simply do not have a lawyer that will take a vast majority of cases
nubbins`: you can do it all yourself, but it's a bit overwhelming
nubbins`: i filed a simple damage claim for $3k about 3 months ago and it's still clattering around the justice system
nubbins`: drove to another city yesterday to file a paper "oh lel you need your wife's signature too"
nubbins`: went back today, "leel you can't file this until tuesday"
nubbins`: besides, e-anything in this province requires IE :(
nubbins`: and i'm not installing a VM just to use my government's website
nubbins`: no joke, i had to register pink eye using paper forms
ozbot: Twitter / Wu_Tang_Finance: @morningmoneyben Bitcoin Rules ...
ozbot: South Korea is stuck with Internet Explorer for online shopping because of security law - The Washin
nubbins`: south korean online banking is all activex controls
nubbins`: TBF you do need a private key issued by the bank to be installed on your PC tho
nubbins`: and they give you a one-time pad that you need as well
nubbins`: "current POLITICO Chief Economic Correspondent and Morning Money columnist, CNBC contributor, ex nyt, ft, wapo. tweets often snarkastic"
mircea_popescu: curious how long until he discoveres further ways means and reasons to hate btc.
nubbins`: i never had any problems w/ it, but all i'd ever do was dump money to send back home, so i never really held a balance
mircea_popescu: "a string of massive data thefts and cyberattacks in recent years."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5536 @ 0.00083268 = 4.6097 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: The province had argued that its environmental protection cleanup orders were not "claims" under insolvency laws, and thereby fell outside that process.
nubbins`: many faces were red when this went down
nubbins`: big company closes mill, threatens to close another
nubbins`: accidentally siezes shitty, polluting mill, is left on hook for enviro cleanup
nubbins`: i mean exactly what it sounds like
nubbins`: they didn't like the way Abitibi was putting people out of work
nubbins`: so they said "what's yours is now ours"
mircea_popescu: The company filed a $500-million NAFTA challenge, settling two years ago for a $130-million payout from Ottawa.
mircea_popescu: hopefully the nf&l government has learned that being cocky costs 1/4 billion out of the budget.
firedrops: exxon has a site fenced off in houston, fenced my entire life, they have been pouring millions into it since '88 for very serious chemical spills. Luckily my city did not sieze it.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: unfortunately, no
mircea_popescu: that's great, it means there's more 1/4 billions for the taking in the nf&l tax chest.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.05146666 = 0.1544 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: altho the premier at the time all that was happening is now back in the private sector
nubbins`: after having conveniently purchased a massive city-sized piece of land from the province
mircea_popescu: "Environment Minister Tom Hedderson said the province must still do assessments for any necessary cleanups, but Hedderson would not be drawn into a discussion on timelines."
mircea_popescu: o wait. now it's no longer a matter of deadlines, is it
nubbins`: industry has deadlines, government has timelines ;)
mircea_popescu: there is no way out of this crap other than complete bankruptcy for any and all public institutions.
nubbins`: newfoundland went bankrupt in the 1930s
mircea_popescu: the day the canadian governor general is in the street dancing for pennies you know rebuilding can start.
mircea_popescu: i mean "we can't afford to buy any food this week, at all" bankrupt.
nubbins`: bankrupt enough that britain gave us away to canada ;p
mircea_popescu: ya i kno. ideally they all go bankrupt at the same time,
mircea_popescu: so the us president is also in the street dancing for nickles.
nubbins`: you know people were seriously nominating william shatner for governor general?
nubbins`: like there was a campaign and everything?
nubbins`: scumbag journalists in the senate
nubbins`: and an actor as the queen's representative!
nubbins`: terminator worked well for california
mircea_popescu: california is so utterly fucked however, baby jesus couldn't help
firedrops: mickey mouse gets around 10k write in votes per presidential election... proof postive this place is fucked.
mircea_popescu: firedrops back in the communist days, the town fool in my town regularly won the election.
mircea_popescu: then the next day they'd report the 9x% whatever commie party result
nubbins`: oh, speaking of town elections
mircea_popescu: but they went to the trouble of actually falsifying the ballots
firedrops: he had to 'legitimize' his new power :)
ozbot: Wiseman confirmed mayor of Paradise - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
nubbins`: incumbent mayor ties with 19-year-old kid for number of votes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1203 BTC [-]
nubbins`: tiebreaker = drawing name from a recycling bin
nubbins`: i think they recounted a couple of times
mjoiii__: How does a recount change the outcome?
nubbins`: 19 year old was sore, and demanded that another name-from-a-hat draw take place
nubbins`: mjoiii__: depends on how badly they fucked the count
mjoiii__: Is there really that much variance in the counting itself?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.007599 = 0.1368 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: you can never get the same ballot count again no matter what
nubbins`: now, this is glossing over the fact that the INCUMBENT MAYOR received the same # of votes as a 19 year old child
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: it was a large blue recycling bin. no word on the fairness thereof
nubbins`: here's the 19 year old almost-mayor with his family:
ozbot: Shrieking patient shuts down N.L. legislature - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
nubbins`: pics of both if you scroll down
mircea_popescu: The family also wants Eastern Health CEO Vickie Kaminski to resign for having made public comments to an open-line radio show about Coombs's case, particularly a suggestion that the woman's size is a reason why hydrotherapy is not available to her.
mircea_popescu: so this is a whale that considers it's the pm's problem whether she gets the sort of enema she likes ?
nubbins`: see, it's indefensible. they can wheel a stretcher into the house of assembly and scream and shout and call for resignations
nubbins`: but the government can't just go to the media and speak about the specifics of the case, because health care info
nubbins`: so their options are pay up or ignore
mircea_popescu: making it so that there's five 4 person pillories installed in front of the house
firedrops: this is too much. whale hydrotherapy
mircea_popescu: and all annoying poor people are whipped there naked regularly ?
nubbins`: this is all driven by the mother
ozbot: Newfoundland couple takes summer vacation to hold a protest at Sobeys head office - Business - The N
ozbot: - family sues companys (General Discussions - The Coffee Corner)
nubbins`: luckily this type of behavior isn't too common here yet
nubbins`: oh, this reminds me, there was one of those "freemen on the land" cases here
mircea_popescu: basically the irresponsible government of canada is offloading its burden to beat these people into submission upon me.
ozbot: Amy Collins sentenced to house arrest, probation - Newfoundland & Labrador - CBC News
nubbins`: a 7-day psych evaluation led her to recant her claims of being not under the authority of the courts
nubbins`: the terror of which i can't imagine
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.14845 = 0.2969 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: the "guru" from which she took advice, coincidentally, grew up about 4 houses down the road from me
nubbins`: said guru was arrested for impersonating a doctor about 15 years ago
mircea_popescu: i wonder when the first arrest for impersonating a mp will happen.
nubbins`: so, y'know, the sort of person you'd take legal advice from
nubbins`: that'd be like impersonating a child killer, there's nothing to gain
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 341.99501, Best ask: 344.00001, Bid-ask spread: 2.00500, Last trade: 344.00001, 24 hour volume: 51857.58906994, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 346.9, 24 hour vwap: 316.54302
firedrops: "yes, i'm mircea_popescu, interlocutor".............. "GTFO"
firedrops: you ruin everyone's party with reality MP, nobody wants you around.
mircea_popescu: i now need hydrotherapy in the shape of being tongue massaged by nubile young women
firedrops: dems just jokes, MP. i gots love for ya.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.045 = 0.225 BTC [-]
nubbins`: courier just dropped off a ton of inks
nubbins`: and two pantone color guides!!
nubbins`: ...and, inexplicably, there's a dozen cookies packed in with the inks
nubbins`: i've always wanted a set of pantone guides
ozbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 343.00001, Best ask: 344.995, Bid-ask spread: 1.99499, Last trade: 343.00001, 24 hour volume: 50386.12703390, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 346.9, 24 hour vwap: 316.94563
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.73 = 1.46 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 948 @ 0.001086 = 1.0295 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: what if history shows that right now is what decided the world power for the next 200 years, with whichever country buys more bitcoins, China vs US
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00759899 = 0.5319 BTC [-]
nubbins`: i was musing on bitcoin's nouveau riche last night
nubbins`: who would have thought that hedge fund managers and investment bankers would be falling over themselves trying to buy blow stamps from computer nerds?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8309 @ 0.00083721 = 6.9564 BTC [+] {2}
ThickAsThieves: indeed, i just meant specifically how China is going rabid
ThickAsThieves: if some propagandist were to make this a competition...
nubbins`: man, these cookies are actually really good.
dexX7: that's one "theory": china's gov started to buy after the sr grap
nubbins`: i'll be ordering inks from these guys again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 20 @ 0.04899999 = 0.98 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: they are silly most of the time in btc
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 347.0001, Best ask: 348.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.99990, Last trade: 347.0001, 24 hour volume: 50547.01910383, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 348.4, 24 hour vwap: 317.21547
mircea_popescu: was that the only kind of problem mtgox hadn't had yet ?
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: i prefer pot muffins
nubbins`: but that's just because i make really good muffins
nubbins`: tat, virtex had btc deposits disabled yesterday for a few hours
nubbins`: something about "oh fuck traffic"
nubbins`: the slightly-peeled "new" sticker in the top left really pulls it together
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.31000044 = 3.1 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 82 @ 0.31000003 = 25.42 BTC [-] {6}
ozbot: TOMS Steps in Shit | Pure Film Creative
nubbins`: they look nice, but they have zero arch support
nubbins`: and i destroyed them after 3 months of indoor-only use
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 week, 0 days, 20 hours, 30 minutes, and 13 seconds ago: <smickles> $avg
mircea_popescu: i think if i went on an inspection right now i couldn't find anyone that side of the atlantic in good shoes.
nubbins`: seriously, holes worn right through the sides
nubbins`: well, depends on what you mean by "good shoes"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 2 @ 0.05199999 = 0.104 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i generally wear low-cut hikers
nubbins`: at my old job, we had a "wellness subsidy"
nubbins`: $500 per year to spend on health-related things, like a gym membership or a bicycle
nubbins`: or a high-end pair of hiking shoes :D
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
gribble: MtGox BTCXAU ticker | Best bid: 0.2816, Best ask: 0.282312, Bid-ask spread: 0.00071, Last trade: 0.282312, 24 hour volume: 51403.27642857, 24 hour low: 0.2248, 24 hour high: 0.28303732, 24 hour vwap: 0.254507624
mircea_popescu: strange thing is that they're not even expensive. in ppp terms people spent about 10x on shoes 100 years ago as what it'd cost to get a decent pair today
nubbins`: needless to say, after working there for 3 years, i've got three REALLY good pairs of hikers
nubbins`: well, it's not just shoes. people will buy ten $2 hammers rather than splurge on a $25 one that'll last a lifetime
nubbins`: the cost of good quality hasn't changed
nubbins`: there's just way more shit quality for cheap
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i have seen this. thing split right though the middle.
mircea_popescu: i have no idea what it was made out of, it seemed sheeny on the outside, but looked more like porous ceramic inside.
kakobrekla: well dunno i used hammers more than an average guy on this chan and never seen it
benkay: but have you used *more* hammers?
nubbins`: have you used *cheap* hammers?
nubbins`: i had a plumber in a couple of weeks ago, and he lelled heavily at my shitty $5 pipe cutter
nubbins`: "that's not a pipe cutter, THIS is a pipe cutter"
nubbins`: bgupta: that's what caused the run-up to 350
benkay: no wait max keizer caused the runup to 350
nubbins`: "Some child in a hovel in Bolivia is throwing a pair of TOMS shoes at her mother right now, screaming, “What does this shithole look like to you, the Hamptons? I don’t want another pair of fucking beach shoes. I want to eat meat!”"
benkay: no wait the new sr honeypot caused the runup to 350
nubbins`: know what'd be a nice gift? a job in a shoe factory
nubbins`: know what's a lousy gift? a pair of shoes that falls apart after 3 months of indoor use
nubbins`: now imagine those same shoes on a CHILD who spends their day OUTSIDE
benkay: but you know what makes american women tingle?
benkay: doing good in the world.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.731 BTC [+]
nubbins`: oh my god this article goes straight from TOMS to Dov Charney
benkay: glbse closing caused the runup
kakobrekla: bitcoininca shutdown is not stabilizing prices anymore
benkay: apoplectic bitcoin jesus caused the runup
kakobrekla: satoshi initial code release causing the runup
benkay: vehaha caused the runup
benkay: dov charney. now there's a man who can slay gash.
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves has it. that fag just looks like an unkempt gypsy
nubbins`: it's funny how many people trip about american apparel tees
nubbins`: in a factory run by a molester
nubbins`: "omg AA shirts are so stylish"
benkay: what's the point of having a secretary who won't blow you during meetings, eh?
nubbins`: "i love their ad where the woman is on the verge of tears, with her legs spread open"
jborkl: Why do they only use ugly girls
nubbins`: im just gonna send these to the next person who says they want AA tees
mircea_popescu: sounds like this shitty european brand that's been a laughingstock for two decades by now
nubbins`: i'll leave a google image search of "dov charney", owner of AA, as an exercise to the reader
mircea_popescu: nubbins` so do you hate him because he's rich and dorky or because he has no appreciation of torturing women and does it by what appears to be sheer accident ?
benkay: i was going to ask what the diff you see between mircea_popescu and d.c. is, nubs, but mp beat me to it
nubbins`: both those reasons, as well as the fact that his products are shit with huge price tags
nubbins`: as well as the fact that he's a sleazeball
mircea_popescu: benkay im working for the loaded questions championship
nubbins`: as well as the fact that he's tricked the t-shirt buying public into thinking that a sweatshop in LA is the ethical way to make tees
benkay: it's a bad thing to trick the public now?
nubbins`: it's a bad thing when it makes my job harder
benkay: you're the one in a commodity biz
mircea_popescu: benkay yeah. the good thing is to ruin everyone's party with physics, then they can all hate you
nubbins`: well, that's why i get to complain.
ThickAsThieves: at some point marketing turns into a "trick" over time, without trying
mircea_popescu: someone should ask people if they believe glossotherapy should be covered under obamacare.
nubbins`: is it the pentecostals that are known for that?
benkay: it's all religious morons.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah, reddit didn't even like my colors of gray!
mircea_popescu: in fairness, the guy does look like he did a fair chunk of meth in his day
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 349.74052, Best ask: 356.989, Bid-ask spread: 7.24848, Last trade: 356.989, 24 hour volume: 52024.01339181, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 357.41017, 24 hour vwap: 319.5092
benkay: i'm confused is dc a fake ass or a real ass in your opinion, nubbins`?
nubbins`: in this context, the implication is that he's both fake and an ass
ozbot: American Apparel CEO Hit With $250M Teen Sex Suit - Dov Charney accused of forcing sex on young e
nubbins`: "do you guys carry american apparel tees"
ozbot: Bitcoin's Market Value Is About To Go Astronomical - YouTube
mircea_popescu: someone tell each and every fuckwith that no, bitcoin's market value is not about to go astronomical.
benkay: guess that option bet isn't going to pay off this month
mircea_popescu: benkay it's ridiculous how it works, price moves as soon as there's a large option play
nubbins`: "But during the reporting for Ko's piece, Charney did something he now regrets. Within the context of a flirtatious conversation about sexuality and the pleasure Charney derives from masturbation with a willing partner, he decided to demonstrate for Ko, and it became a repeated motif in their later encounters."
dexX7: haha no, watch it, it's worth imho
nubbins`: man started masturbating during a media interview
nubbins`: you can't make this shit up!!!
nubbins`: "yeah i really like AA tees because they're, like, fairly made"
nubbins`: i should do up handbills that i can just give to people when they request AA shirts
benkay: i really like aa tees because i admire don's power plays
benkay: plus bitches cream for a man what looks good in a v
mircea_popescu: "ene Morales, now 20, alleges that Dov Charney began sexually harassing her when she was 17 and ordered her to come to his apartment when she turned 18. The suit alleges Charney kept her prisoner for hours and forced her to perform numerous sexual acts,"
benkay: i thought he was in the habit of making them sign waivers?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.31000001 = 1.24 BTC [-]
benkay: hey mircea_popescu are you implying the option play drives prices or that the option player sees the moves coming?
mircea_popescu: girl is forced to perform numerous sexual acts and held prisoner 3 years ago
benkay: or that the fiat exchange market is batshit insane?
mircea_popescu: remembers all this casually while riding the bus 3 years later
mircea_popescu: benkay in this case it actually made the 2nd guy money, but it most often goes the other way
benkay: that's why those after-incident texts are so important
nubbins`: shrug. he's been in trouble plenty of times for hiring illegal immigrants. he prolly threatened to have her deported
nubbins`: or, yknow, maybe he's a misunderstood gentleman :0
nubbins`: so, you'd be surprised what people will do in order to not get kicked out of a country
mircea_popescu: the girl liked being raped so much she feared being returned to her country above all things ?
benkay: in this case the second guy means the options bot?
mircea_popescu: benkay was a batch of options traded yest, and a batch today.
mircea_popescu: someone in the kuipier belt broke out the asteroid o nine tails.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.31000001 = 1.24 BTC [-]
nubbins`: i missed the solar eclipse the other day :(
benkay: "In astronomy, where you find one, you eventually find a whole bunch more,"
truffles: <mircea_popescu> the girl liked being raped so much she feared being returned to her country above all things ? >>> wtf ppl why's he making most sense itc , disappoint
benkay: true of the world in general. thank you, american science.
nubbins`: fuck. this. i'm having another one of these cookies
nubbins`: with a tip o' the hat to stanley's sign and screen supplies
nubbins`: and i generally don't like oatmeal
ThickAsThieves: Wired wisdom: "This $1.2M hack shows you why you should never store your bitcoins on the internet."
nubbins`: "This Wired headline uses euphemisms that will escape many"
mircea_popescu: the wired is very sensible. i hope it tells us more about chatting for bitcoin (offline)
kakobrekla: random ltc fanboi comments: "Yeah, thats why i use litecoin instead"
nubbins`: "7 insane reasons not to store your blowstamps on the intertubes!"
ozbot: An Exoskeleton That Boosts Biceps Wins James Dyson's $45,000 Prize | Wired Design | Wired.com
nubbins`: i was expecting a photo of those titan coins
nubbins`: tat, do you suppose the pillows stuffed in his suit are functional or just there for aesthetics?
nubbins`: "i have real muscles too, see"
nubbins`: "to... the... *grunt* mooooooon!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00680038 = 0.1428 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: okay, gotta get to work. busy month
mircea_popescu: idiot bureaucrats trying to make science parks with tax breaks.
mircea_popescu: round up 100 uni professors, give them unlimited funds and legal immunity if they move to your park. the rest follows naturally.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah, you'd need someone to do the picking of them professors
mircea_popescu: if you make Novi Sciencegrad much in the way of cheliabinsk except run by the scientists rather than the services,
mircea_popescu: you'll have teh human material breaking down your doors
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.74498 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: but the material'd be there, "you'd need someone to do the picking"
mircea_popescu: these'd be mostly western guys who had it up to here with the young bitches that don't belong in the class in the first place bothering them with "sexual harassment" concerns
mircea_popescu: im firmly persuaded we just can't tell it apart because of all the nonsense.
truffles: how much govt assistance does MIT recieve?
truffles: i thought MIT was one of the good ones..
truffles: thats the world we live in isnt it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.71 = 2.13 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.71 BTC [-]
jcpham: so this tradefortress guy pulled the 'ol forum web wallet scam
jcpham: that's what I'm reading on the interwebs recently
nubbins`: try to find the actual story before ruining the ending for yourself
nubbins`: not sure why he wrote an adult having sex with a 15yo girl into the plot
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah, i tell you, it has to be the samurai way.
mircea_popescu: you're not good enough to be amather ? this means they can come fuck your wife any time they want and you'll serve them sake,.
mircea_popescu: yeah. if you fail at maths you gotta give it all up and move on to reality tv
jcpham: so he _may not_ have scammed
jcpham: a web based wallet service is always gonna be a high value target
jcpham: losing your coin to web wallet is like the oldest trick in the book
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 400 @ 0.00687267 = 2.7491 BTC [-] {6}
jcpham: securing and operating your own system is cheaper
mircea_popescu: i don;t think you two understand how "peace of mind" works.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.0069001 = 0.3312 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.71 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: basically, heroin is the end all be all peace of mind maker.
kakobrekla: peace of mind dissolves exponentially with the rise of stakes
pankkake: asciilifeform: the blockchain isn't the issue anyway, you can use light clients like Electrum
mircea_popescu: it's not a corpse, that's the thing. a living brain that does nothing, that's nirvana.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.007 = 0.147 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: what else is civilisation as misunderstood in the us all about ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.31000001 = 0.62 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.31 = 0.93 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.29925 = 1.197 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 77 @ 0.0069014 = 0.5314 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 355.0, Best ask: 356.195, Bid-ask spread: 1.19500, Last trade: 355.0, 24 hour volume: 48585.39568320, 24 hour low: 281.0, 24 hour high: 358.0, 24 hour vwap: 321.0482
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 77 @ 0.0069002 = 0.5313 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.74499999 = 1.49 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: remember a while ago when i was faced with the dilemma of how greedy to be?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.748 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i wasn't quite greedy enough at the time, as it turns out
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 45 @ 0.0069001 = 0.3105 BTC [-]
ozbot: BitBet - Cointerra will deliver in 2013
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.749 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 400 @ 0.00182 = 0.728 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.75 = 1.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1340 @ 0.00182 = 2.4388 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.007 = 0.364 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.007 = 0.161 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0069001 = 0.69 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 345 @ 0.00688895 = 2.3767 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00660739 = 0.2841 BTC [-] {3}
firedrops: ah, nice to know. I haven't kept up on the S.MG goings on.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31000001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.75 = 2.25 BTC [+]
ozbot: Chinese can now buy real estate with Bitcoin
firedrops: they should start buying US debt in bitcoin.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 443 @ 0.00182 = 0.8063 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.75 = 2.25 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 12361 @ 0.00174964 = 21.6273 BTC [-] {17}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.71023333 = 4.2614 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 0.0451 = 0.3157 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 18 @ 0.006999 = 0.126 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1616 @ 0.00182 = 2.9411 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 352.445, vol: 49329.52140290 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 328.01, vol: 43353.31800723 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 306.89, vol: 23265.54347 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 300.02, vol: 793.09290584 | Volume-weighted last average: 333.935913668
mircea_popescu: firedrops well, slower than some people'd want, faster than i think is reasonable.
firedrops: i'm only picking up a handlful of 1/10s here and there.
firedrops: significant value is relative, i'm not vetting them for investment purposes, just to increase my gold pile.
mircea_popescu: this is like saying jc penny is on top of the grocery trade
firedrops: ah, yes, they seems to be the most responsive, fastest turn around.
firedrops: i mean, unless you know another? Just because it's a crap pile doesn't mean someone isn't on top..
firedrops: one service must be better than another, amagi seems to be it on the service and communication and price fronts..
jcpham: why have such a hard on for metal?
firedrops: I'm casting a golden dong for when BTC goes to $10K, so I can *literally* fuck myself.
jcpham: bah google or bah trilema
ozbot: NSFW - Pula mea pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
jcpham: i would read trilema but i can't afford tokens
jcpham: when is trilema going to start taking litecoins for reading tokens
kleeck: jcpham, didn't you get the memo? "minin iz ded brah"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 52 @ 0.0069 = 0.3588 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.0451 = 0.1353 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00085462 = 6.2815 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 124 @ 0.00680639 = 0.844 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7584 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.7584 = 3.0336 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 145 @ 0.006411 = 0.9296 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.75838333 = 4.5503 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 53 @ 0.001999 = 0.1059 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00085443 = 7.3481 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 14 @ 0.04899999 = 0.686 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8714 @ 0.00085161 = 7.4209 BTC [-] {3}
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 1570 blocks | Estimated Change: 3.8260% in 10d 11h 14m 0s
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 347.12412, Best ask: 347.12912, Bid-ask spread: 0.00500, Last trade: 347.12912, 24 hour volume: 43695.82926188, 24 hour low: 291.0, 24 hour high: 358.0, 24 hour vwap: 330.91894
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 991 @ 0.0001385 = 0.1373 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 349.10002, Best ask: 349.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.89997, Last trade: 349.1, 24 hour volume: 43521.73070993, 24 hour low: 291.0, 24 hour high: 358.0, 24 hour vwap: 331.55857
gribble: There are currently 10098.334 bitcoins offered at or under 1000.0 USD, worth 4584612.09517 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0020 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 61 @ 0.00651016 = 0.3971 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.7497 = 1.4994 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.0064204 = 0.5457 BTC [-]
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 530357273.328 based on data since last change | 514557186.371 based on data for last three days
taub: buying the highs, selling the lows fml
ozbot: BitBet - BTC difficulty to increase by less than 10%
pankkake: given that I voted yes to the always +20% I'm not sure what to do :p
firedrops: when it doubt, spam a ref-link to the bet, profit. :)
jurov: you should have voted no as well
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12323 @ 0.00085443 = 10.5291 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: anyone from merrica with ebay account?
jcpham: gimme a hundred bucks and i'll answer the question
kakobrekla: well i need a ask some seller a question and it disallows me, i heard it merican accounts can do that, who will be my proxy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.0008579 = 6.949 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.75199999 = 3.76 BTC [+] {3}
mgio: a seller a question where?
mgio: an american account on what?
mgio: Anybody seen ukyo around?
mgio: Is that where he lives or where he is going to run away to?
kakobrekla: also still looking for merican ebay user srsly where are you when you need one
kakobrekla: pankkake i have no clue how i coded it
Ukyo: no intentions of going there.
kakobrekla: WILL OCKENDEN: Because you don't sound very old either?
kakobrekla: WILL OCKENDEN: Are you over or under 18?
kakobrekla: TRADEFORTRESS: I'm over 18 but not much over.
pankkake: 'raises questions over regulations', cause that would stop theft!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 140 @ 0.00109396 = 0.1532 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: fake feeling of safetly and a dick in ur ass
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.75659599 = 3.783 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00644 = 0.322 BTC [+]
pankkake: "People rob banks because that's where the money is" that's why there is no more money in bank agencies
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.76409799 = 15.282 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.77949 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4793 @ 0.00085889 = 4.1167 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 877 @ 0.00109396 = 0.9594 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 11 @ 0.0451 = 0.4961 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 207 @ 0.00173 = 0.3581 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.00644 = 0.1352 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00642606 = 0.4884 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 347.0, Best ask: 348.43999, Bid-ask spread: 1.43999, Last trade: 347.0, 24 hour volume: 41413.50635698, 24 hour low: 303.599, 24 hour high: 358.0, 24 hour vwap: 334.75322
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 151 @ 0.00199999 = 0.302 BTC [+]
gribble: This order would exceed the size of the order book. You would buy 15012.65 bitcoins, for a total of 6669756425.5690 USD and take the price to 99999999999.0000. | Data vintage: 0.0024 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00651 = 0.2279 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.779 = 5.453 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 34 @ 0.00642001 = 0.2183 BTC [-]
gribble: A market order to buy 100 bitcoins right now would take 34848.1281 USD and would take the last price up to 349.9590 USD, resulting in an average price of 348.4813 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0000 seconds
gribble: A market order to buy 1000 bitcoins right now would take 352456.6911 USD and would take the last price up to 355.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 352.4567 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 11.4488 seconds
gribble: A market order to buy 5000 bitcoins right now would take 1816995.0042 USD and would take the last price up to 379.7100 USD, resulting in an average price of 363.3990 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 20.1907 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.00642001 = 0.2825 BTC [-]
benkay: ;;market --ticker --currency xau
gribble: MtGox BTCXAU ticker | Best bid: 0.276364808, Best ask: 0.276799992, Bid-ask spread: 0.00044, Last trade: 0.27679996, 24 hour volume: 42491.73711051, 24 hour low: 0.2428792, 24 hour high: 0.2864, 24 hour vwap: 0.268861104
benkay: ;;market --ticker --currency usd
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 345.45601, Best ask: 345.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.54398, Last trade: 345.4722, 24 hour volume: 42491.73711051, 24 hour low: 303.599, 24 hour high: 358.0, 24 hour vwap: 336.07638
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00082612 / 0.00083924 / 0.00086267 (144334 shares, 121.13 BTC), 7D: 0.00080625 / 0.00082434 / 0.00086267 (1456663 shares, 1,200.80 BTC), 30D: 0.00080585 / 0.00082926 / 0.00086267 (2498815 shares, 2,072.17 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.0006 / 0.0006 / 0.0006 (2 shares, 0.00 BTC), 30D: 0.00046 / 0.00065008 / 0.00071 (26862 shares, 17.46 BTC)
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 345.0, Best ask: 345.20159, Bid-ask spread: 0.20159, Last trade: 345.345, 24 hour volume: 42587.38891361, 24 hour low: 303.599, 24 hour high: 358.0, 24 hour vwap: 336.17782
assbot: [MPEX:S.NSA] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.000231 / 0.000231 / 0.000231 (9 shares, 0.00 BTC), 30D: 0.0001 / 0.00010008 / 0.000232 (4095584 shares, 409.90 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.000139 = 1.39 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.000139 = 1.39 BTC [+]
gribble: A market order to sell 10000 bitcoins right now would net 3126837.7592 USD and would take the last price down to 282.3500 USD, resulting in an average price of 312.6838 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0011 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 50000 bitcoins right now would net 11219937.2520 USD and would take the last price down to 144.9477 USD, resulting in an average price of 224.3987 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 223.1712 seconds
ozbot: FEC to allow bitcoin donations to political campaigns | TheHill
gribble: A market order to sell 75000 bitcoins right now would net 14226394.4582 USD and would take the last price down to 101.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 189.6853 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 0.0059 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 100000 bitcoins right now would net 16513815.7990 USD and would take the last price down to 80.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 165.1382 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 14.3702 seconds
gribble: A market order to sell 125000 bitcoins right now would net 18107582.8099 USD and would take the last price down to 51.0000 USD, resulting in an average price of 144.8607 USD/BTC. | Data vintage: 60.3562 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.725 BTC [-]
benkay: almost better than a fingering
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.71779283 = 10.0491 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 20 @ 0.04897499 = 0.9795 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3958 @ 0.00109396 = 4.3299 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 7179 @ 0.000139 = 0.9979 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.7003 = 14.006 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3600 @ 0.00085299 = 3.0708 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7485 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.000139 = 1.39 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 20000 @ 0.000139 = 2.78 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 245 @ 0.00109396 = 0.268 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.31000001 = 0.62 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.327 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7485 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.7485 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.748889 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.4 BTC [+]
canuckgal: Im looking for business advice... to create an in person exchange locally
benkay: are you unaware of localbitcoins.com?
benkay: or the less-than-epic buttonwood?
benkay: also office@polimedia.us
benkay: because you apparently can't internet
benkay: what do you mean by "in person exchange"?
benkay: no gathering of humans right now has the volume to be anything approximating an "exchange"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 312 @ 0.00109396 = 0.3413 BTC [+]
canuckgal: i have 3 cash for gold stores, and I would like to expand into selling btc at the store too
benkay: so buy some btc and sell them
davout: isn't that the opposite of your current business model?
canuckgal: thats what i was wondering, do i buy a huge stockpile, or do i buy only when the customer wants to buy
canuckgal: we buy and sell gold, and id like to do the same with btc
benkay: how do you handle your gold acquisitions?
jurov: canuckgal: exactly that's trade secret of bitcoin exchanges.
jurov: either you figure out how to cope with volatiltiy yourself
jurov: or partner with whoever does
jurov: no free advice here
benkay: is you is or is you ain't a capitalist, hon?
benkay: ain't no such thing as a free lunch
jurov: or hire coingeuity or whoever has a clue to explain it to you
topace_: hire tradefortress for security too
canuckgal: and that is exactly the info im looking for, thanks
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benkay: get in touch with vessenes
canuckgal: i have no problem paying for a consult/advice
canuckgal: ok, ill get in contact with them and see if they can help us out
benkay: also maybe look into the web of trust
canuckgal: yea someone told me that if im not on WOT, then i have no chance..
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benkay: you have no chance to survive make your time
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jurov: canuckgal: i guess we don't like people around who didn't do their homework. no hard feelings.
canuckgal: heres where you laugh, and make fun of me some more... but I have been interested in bitcoins since 2011, but I have no one IRL to talk to about the logistics
jurov: well, tinkering with the software and getting informed who is who are different things
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thestringpuller: You were supposed to listen to some hip hop and discuss during hip hop day
jurov: what? i should know canuckgal from somewhere?
canuckgal: yea, im struggling because im not a programmer, and last time I did any web design, I'm pretty sure was on Geocities
benkay: interest in bitcoins apparently has zero to do with doing research on who actually runs things.
benkay: naked woman in shower bbl
canuckgal: would t&a help my bitcoin expansion?
jurov: yes if you join girlsgonebitcoin
jurov: not very g-g-b material but okay :)
canuckgal: maybe i should do that again to raise btc for my new enterprise
pankkake: hehe. so maybe MP is the one you should talk to
canuckgal: thats what i said in the first place
jurov: benkay: you see? this is how to approach women :DDD
canuckgal: you mean, have them come in asking for advice?
jurov: canuckgal: did you read trilema?
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pankkake: canuckgal: anyway, office@polimedia.us was pretty much the only good advice here
jurov: and read trilema.com to mentally prepare self for the encounter
jurov: btw, isn't posting of His Email frowned upon?
jurov: in plaintext, i mean
canuckgal: is crowd funding frowned upon for stuff like this??
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pankkake: if spambots crawl log.bitcoin-assets probably. not that you can keep something off spambots these days
jurov: here is everything frowned upon. while on bitcointalk nothing (depends on how you spin it)