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ozbot: Arizona Approves Grid-Connection Fees for Solar Rooftops - Bloomberg
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 11 @ 0.1600909 = 1.761 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: communism requires such contortions of its adherents.
benkay: "putting solar panels on your roof puts an unfair cost onto your neighbors without solar panels"
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 3 @ 0.04444888 = 0.1333 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 23 @ 0.044449 = 1.0223 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 850 @ 0.00221496 = 1.8827 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00014 = 0.28 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.044449 = 0.4889 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 478.5, Best ask: 480.0, Bid-ask spread: 1.50000, Last trade: 478.5, 24 hour volume: 17334.66243635, 24 hour low: 441.44499, 24 hour high: 480.0, 24 hour vwap: 462.53993
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 478.72, Best ask: 479.9, Bid-ask spread: 1.18000, Last trade: 478.72, 24 hour volume: 17246.82217970, 24 hour low: 441.44499, 24 hour high: 480.0, 24 hour vwap: 462.63227
mod6: some really great comments on that air-gap trilema article.
mod6: the tomato soup one in particular :D
mircea_popescu: historically trilema was actually better for the comments rthan the articles.
mircea_popescu: once i switched to english this temporarily went away, but it's slowly returning.
mod6: what a bunch of assholes
mircea_popescu: and unrelated : if anyone was waiting to try eulora, server is up and more or less stable
mircea_popescu: so why are they so pissed that there's a ~ 0.1 cent fee per kwh ?
mircea_popescu: something would have to be charged just to maintain the grid + meters + etc.
mircea_popescu: “Its totally unfair to put any charge on customers that are simply reducing demand,” said Court Rich
mod6: the power companies in az are asswads.
mircea_popescu: i suppose that's federally mandated or some retarded shit.
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mircea_popescu: the us is so far from a naturally regulating market economy it's scary.
mod6: its the saudi arabia of sunlight, and anyone who has solar probably figures they're "sticking it to the man" since they get paid if they push back to the grid.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.04444887 = 0.889 BTC [-] {2}
Diablo-D3: when the grid is eventually dissassembled in az
mod6: we're being nicked and dimed here for everything in the us. and im sure people see this as just another brick in the wall.
mircea_popescu: arizona would probably end up in the future as a whole state's worth of solar farms + datacenters here and there.
mod6: let alone, that arizona has like horrid power company polices and rules. there are a lot of drifters who come through there, so it makes it actually hard to get power if you don't have good credit.
mod6: they literally won't give you an account.
Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu fails at datacenter engineering again
Diablo-D3: mod6: unless I was planning on selling to them
Diablo-D3: mod6: and if they refused me an account I would just sue them
mod6: so they give you this meter thing that plugs into the wall, and from there you have to load dollars onto a simcard in an ATM and then put that into the meter.
mod6: then that ticks down until you run out and have to refill it
Diablo-D3: mod6: honestly, thats how it should work everywhere
Diablo-D3: mod6: electric companies are not banks
mod6: its such a pain the the royal ass though.
mod6: they only have these ATMs at certain locations.
Diablo-D3: same with telephone, internet, and cable companies
Diablo-D3: mod6: well yes, they do that wrong
mod6: so you have to go out of your way to load the f'ing card to turn your lights on.
Diablo-D3: it should just have a standard magstripe
mod6: the whole system down there is obnoxious
Diablo-D3: so you buy standardized gift cards for it
mircea_popescu: anyway, i have trouble seeing this bloomberg article as anything other than "we're nice, give us free shit"
mod6: seriously, it sucks a major dong down there if you have poor or no credit. its like financial apartheid
mod6: yah, its gonna be a whole different ball game for people. i have no idea what they're gonna do.
Diablo-D3: asciilifeform: I can get pay as you go plans effectively cheaper than "real" phones
Diablo-D3: everyone should strive for a low credit score
mod6: yeah, blowjobs might be the first order of business.
mircea_popescu: mod6 the adsites for such weirdos are already awash in women that identify as "slaves" and will "do anything" but are looking for a monogamous, husbandy relationship.
mircea_popescu: i guess it's been moving that way for a decade or two already. not everyone is going to sit and whine with horseface-whatshername that men are "impossible to find"
Diablo-D3: where do I get these women who are slaves and will do anything
mircea_popescu: some will get down to business and explore what "anything" means in that "do anything" bit.
Diablo-D3: because I want someone to clean my house
mircea_popescu: probably goes the same way on the other half of the town too.
mircea_popescu: certainly gay porn sets are innundated with gay for pay actors shooting stuff in their cocks to get erections.
mod6: (20:46) < mircea_popescu> well no, the deadbeat is a pain in the ass << this is true. they have a lot of drifters in az who come in and setup power and other utils and then flee before they have to pay.
mircea_popescu: i guess by now about half gay pron scenes are shot 100% by actors who aren't gay.
mod6: thats how this system got to where it is now.
mod6: but, *shrug*. its certainly a royal pita if you're on the shit end of the stick.
mircea_popescu: i suppose the moral is, "don't be on the shit end of the stick"
mod6: i had a neighbor when i first moved out there that had 2 kids in his apt and no power like 70% of the time. his apt was like well over 120 deg. F. during the day.
mod6: mircea_popescu: yah. certainly.
mod6: it does amaze me that they (power companies) don't encourage more private homes to go solar so they can push back to an already strained grid.
mod6: there used to be terrible rolling brownouts out west all the time.
mod6: the heat knocks out the power lots in the summer. I guess thats a function of cooling... but getting it back on line is hard as it gets overloaded on the draw. you'd think that having more people on solar would reduce the over all load.
mod6: haha, but then again, wth do i know?
mircea_popescu: anything else can be borne, but less income is bad for any corp.
mod6: yeah, but why charge the solar people? if anything, i'd think they'd charge non-solar customers more.
mircea_popescu: that's why economic growth has been by now baked into the system at statal level. it's actually bad for corps when income dwindles because it exposes fixed costs
mircea_popescu: mod6 probably the idea is that they're the troublemakers and so they should pay.
mod6: yeah, i have to believe thats part of the deal. they're seen as "sticking it to the man"... but really its probably a good thing over all. and creates independant households.
mircea_popescu: mod6 independant households are only good if they're inhabited by independent people.
mod6: *sigh* oh well. then again, if they can afford to get the damn solar units themselfs (somewhere around $10k for an array), whats $60/year?
mircea_popescu: mod6 also they get the units for free don't they ? just sign some paperwork.
mod6: im not sure. i know some people who were green-hippy types who shelled out for the panels.
mod6: that sounds pretty accurate asciilifeform
mircea_popescu: people insist to not understand that the value of 1gw you can peel into 1kw consumers is not the same as the value of 1mn 1kw producers you ahve to link to 1mn 1kw consumers.
mircea_popescu: this is the entire silkroad nonsense all over again. nobody cares you have 1mn little dribblets of sugar all over your kitchen floor.
mircea_popescu: ima put this in a n article just to have what to link later.
mod6: thanks for posting that az link. im always interested to hear whats going on out there. :]
mod6: yeah, they're gonna get a rude awakining on the fraking in a few years for sure.
mod6: if they haven't realized it already. those wells dry up quick and its expensive to drill 'em, and then they need more and more and more wells to produce the same amount of output.
mircea_popescu: o fuck me. well what the fucking fuck, how sure are you of this ? math me up.
mircea_popescu: dude wtf no wonder the price of gold is "depressed". it's not lol.
mircea_popescu: you can filter those out the same way and on the same machines you make dup.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform pls to make the math visible for this, is important.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5628 BTC [-]
ozbot: Phys. Rev. 60, 473 (1941): Transmutation of Mercury by Fast Neutrons
mircea_popescu: whoa fuck, mercury ghuh ? the alchemists had it right ?
mod6: that kinda blows my mind: Hg(80) gets bombarded with neutrons and then down to Au(79)?!
mircea_popescu: the process is that an extra proton eats a low electron to create an energetic neutron and spits it out as a neutrino
mod6: i see. this is fascinating.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i doubt fast neutrons would work for the purpose
mircea_popescu: the place where you can manufacture fucks when you don't have any to give ?
benkay: i must be the only human who reads the -assets log.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 9851 @ 0.000134 = 1.32 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: i had almost three hours on the az link!
benkay: odd reminders of early years on the internet...'first!'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 11900 @ 0.00013013 = 1.5485 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 20000 @ 0.00012511 = 2.5022 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell benkay definitely not, my staff reads it.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 483.07402, Best ask: 484.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.92598, Last trade: 484.0, 24 hour volume: 18424.38953799, 24 hour low: 441.44499, 24 hour high: 484.89, 24 hour vwap: 465.83767
gribble: Current Blocks: 270078 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 65 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 8 hours, 20 minutes, and 32 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 605954432.956 | Estimated Percent Change: 18.59839
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 147 @ 0.00105198 = 0.1546 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: Do you know who knows everything about power ? Bitcoin people. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popesc
KRS1: just got home from watching the ufc fights..good champ fight tonight.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 39 @ 0.04020001 = 1.5678 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.04012308 = 1.0432 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.04 = 0.4 BTC [-]
ozbot: WTF happened to Carmella Bing (porn star) (PICS) - Bodybuilding.com Forums
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8850 @ 0.00083517 = 7.3913 BTC [+]
mod6: in relation to the previous power discussion, here's a link to what the costs are by state to 'go solar' -- i think these costs are on the average and perhaps after tax breaks:
ozbot: How Much Does Solar Cost?
ozbot: Ayn Rand's Vision of Galt's Gulch Has Become Reality As Of Today
mircea_popescu: buncha dorks get together to reenact ayn rand. it's not just jousts anymore.
ozbot: New Scientology building in Florida has floor where members get 'super powers' | Mail Online
ozbot: Potentially Fatal ‘Knockout’ Game Targeting Strangers May be Spreading « CBS DC
mod6: "Hubbard went further in his description of the program saying: 'Super Power is the answer to a sick, a dying and dead society...With it we literally revive the dead.'
mod6: somehow the damn thing swooped in and copied the link. sorry.
mod6: im with you, all the M$ people (and inventors of js) need to be jailed
mod6: and, i must say, that even the MSM is so bad these days, they can't even be bothered to count. in that video of that teacher getting knocked out there were six suspects in the video, not five.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 491.0, Best ask: 491.83087, Bid-ask spread: 0.83087, Last trade: 493.0, 24 hour volume: 18343.09653129, 24 hour low: 449.0173, 24 hour high: 491.16996, 24 hour vwap: 469.80316
mod6: oh, well fair enough. just saw that there were six, not five.
mod6: looks like the ole minister is a tweeker.
mod6: In one text, Flowers wrote how his plans for a party were 'turning into a two day, drug fuelled gay orgy!!!'
mod6: anyway, you just can't make that stuff up! who needs fiction when you have this type of stuff LOL
mircea_popescu: "How would you go about handling a friend whose secretly jealous off my success with women. He’s always trying his luck with women i had or currently involved with. But he didn’t bang any of the sluts in my harlem yet."
mircea_popescu: the internet is this fascinating window into the endless wtf that other people's ideas of their own accomplishments are.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.0055301 = 0.2986 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.575 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.58 = 1.16 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 28 @ 0.03250001 = 0.91 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.26002287 = 1.3001 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 651 @ 0.00551611 = 3.591 BTC [-] {16}
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0008221 / 0.00083232 / 0.00083902 (108346 shares, 90.18 BTC), 7D: 0.00080854 / 0.00083353 / 0.00088553 (1203608 shares, 1,003.25 BTC), 30D: 0.00080585 / 0.00082993 / 0.00088996 (3068759 shares, 2,546.87 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0.00046 / 0.00068325 / 0.00071 (21962 shares, 15.01 BTC)
gribble: Current Blocks: 270116 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 27 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 3 hours, 26 minutes, and 48 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 607003766.928 | Estimated Percent Change: 18.80377
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00083517 = 8.2682 BTC [+]
jurov: lol gold transmutation for $1-10k/gram? way to ruffle goldbugs' feathers :D
ozbot: How much does technetium cost? - Yahoo Answers
jurov: ah but it is is extracted from nuclear fuel rods, not made by transmutation
mircea_popescu: yes. for that matter depleted uranium is basically free
ozbot: Radio-Isotope of Gold-199
mircea_popescu: In 376 the East faced an enormous barbarian influx across the Danube, mostly Goths who were refugees from the Huns. They were exploited by corrupt officials rather than effectively resettled, and they took up arms, joined by more Goths and by some Alans and Huns. Valens was in Asia with his main field army, preparing for an assault on the Persians
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9197 @ 0.0008388 = 7.7144 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10000 @ 0.0001341 = 1.341 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Insurance companies are looking to take matters into their own hands, asking the government for a way to bypass the system to take on those who qualify for subsidies. That would require access to federal information on people's subsidy entitlements, and officials are worried about privacy violations.
mircea_popescu: holy hell, the us government has officially collapsed.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00550003 = 0.275 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 31 @ 0.00550001 = 0.1705 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.1325 = 0.3975 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 78815 @ 0.00083977 = 66.1865 BTC [+] {4}
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 12 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.0007% in 0d 1h 25m 25s
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 9 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.0333% in 0d 0h 54m 32s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.56061000 BTC to 1`121`220 shares, 50 satoshi per share
pankkake: shit, 19%, I'm going to lose the bet!
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 6 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.0205% in 0d 0h 38m 7s
pankkake: mostly because it would be a lot of fun to have it continue with all those No. I don't have much to lose
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 251 @ 0.004 = 1.004 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 3 blocks | Estimated Change: 18.9879% in 0d 0h 20m 40s
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 496.99, Best ask: 500.0, Bid-ask spread: 3.01000, Last trade: 500.0, 24 hour volume: 18445.10401933, 24 hour low: 453.5, 24 hour high: 507.0, 24 hour vwap: 482.31615
pankkake: it looks like everytime I go to sleep it gains $100
mircea_popescu: "o hey, another million. i make moneyz while i sleep!!11"
pankkake: no, because I don't have enough bitcoins
Diablo-D3: eventually I really WILL be a millionair
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.0008355 = 2.1723 BTC [-]
gribble: Current Blocks: 270142 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 7 minutes and 11 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 608874884.796 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.16998
ozbot: Request for input on CIPHERTRADE, a new multi-coin securities exchange
pankkake: with Deprived in advisory board
ozbot: [ANN] A Challenger Appears: SKYPIEA, a Privacy-Friendly Exchange
pankkake: SKYPIEA is fully compliant with all applicable regulations. AML, KYC, FinCEN, IRS, etc.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.57000003 = 2.85 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: i thought the girl does an admirable job of shredding him.
mircea_popescu: "So basically, you've read not a thing, you have no idea what's what, and in the fantasy world in which you reside, the likely most public person in Bitcoin is anonymous, MPOE is a service, and you don't have to show that you're competent because your family is nice.
mircea_popescu: You're out of your depth, and this isn't going to fly."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: <pankkake> SKYPIEA is fully compliant with all applicable regulations. AML, KYC, FinCEN, IRS, etc. // i lol'd too
pankkake: I hadn't seen that WoT link before. added to my list!
pankkake: and TSA, how do we know he has no prostate cancer then?
gribble: Current Blocks: 270142 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 1 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 7 minutes and 11 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609121284.554 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.21821
Apocalyptic: "We all have backgrounds in engineering and electronics disciplines, as well as military security, and physics." I wonder who did the paperwork for all the regulations, no financial guy there
mircea_popescu: you know the military guy in seinfeld ? freaks elaine to all shit ?
pankkake: you get more given how close you are to the predicted value
gribble: Current Blocks: 270143 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 0 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609482679.888 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.28894
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 34m 10s
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10000 @ 0.00084 = 8.4 BTC [+]
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 32m 6s
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 28m 2s
mircea_popescu: what fascinates me is that it somehow calculates the time and it goes down
gribble: Current Blocks: 270143 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 0 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609482679.888 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.28894
gribble: Time since last block: 30 minutes and 42 seconds
pankkake: something is weird, because that block isn't that old
pankkake: oh its timestamp is going backwards
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.00550003 = 0.2915 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 106 @ 0.00550003 = 0.583 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.032531 = 0.3253 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00550003 = 0.2255 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.032531 = 0.6506 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3500 @ 0.0001376 = 0.4816 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.26002001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 7 @ 0.1200003 = 0.84 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Time since last block: 55 minutes and 55 seconds
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 0 blocks | Estimated Change: 19.1306% in -1d 23h 2m 13s
gribble: Current Blocks: 270143 | Current Difficulty: 5.109297380161518E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 270143 | Next Difficulty In: 0 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 609482679.888 | Estimated Percent Change: 19.28894
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.11512638 = 0.4605 BTC [-] {4}
pankkake: I don't know what are timestamps are used for, but it's not the first time I see the next block being timed before the previous
pankkake: it looks like miners never heard of NTP
Apocalyptic: when next block are found fast enough and somehow relayed before the preceeding one
mircea_popescu: pankkake it does happen occasionally, but it's also often an indication of more shit
pankkake: Apocalyptic: no that would only affect the time you get them, not the timestamp written in the block
Apocalyptic: hum, so miners have a little offset on their clock ?
pankkake: yeah. or they are malicious perhaps, as it must be used for something?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00550002 = 0.2365 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: guess they're "unisex" in practice, if not in fit
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 496.40001, Best ask: 500.94413, Bid-ask spread: 4.54412, Last trade: 501.0, 24 hour volume: 18564.54502960, 24 hour low: 453.5, 24 hour high: 507.0, 24 hour vwap: 483.50377
benkay: i gather the gem chasers have yet to catch on
nubbins`: maybe all the usb block erupters went on strike ;)
benkay: how similar is this to the thing that happens to altcoins where the difficulty gets railed and nobody can generate blocks again?
mircea_popescu: lol maybe all the asics were sikritly hardcoded to die on block 270143
mircea_popescu: plug in your gpus brothars, we're going back to 1mn diff
ThickAsThieves: maybe it's related to the downturn in nethash, was like 500TH that went away and came back last week
pankkake: :D just googled "spoon with hole"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves in fact if an attacker was trying to cause trouble by pushing diff up, he would normally turn all his power off right before a recalibration block
mircea_popescu: if this block takes like 6 hours and diff fails to recalibrate we might have a four month two weeks coming up
mircea_popescu: maybe it's the revenge of the bfls, to make a blf-esque two weeks.
gribble: Time since last block: 1 hour, 11 minutes, and 24 seconds
pankkake: is there a database of longuest blocks? I haven't seen more than 1h
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, don't worry Amir Taaki is coming
ozbot: How To Get A Girl To Send Nudes Of Herself | Chateau Heartiste
pankkake: it's on blockchain.info but not on my node yet
ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 2014 blocks | Estimated Change: -72.6651% in 24d 3h 30m 55s
gribble: Current Blocks: 270145 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 2014 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 5 hours, 21 minutes, and 37 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 2437946556.58 | Estimated Percent Change: 300.0026
nubbins`: "“Damn, Ella just sent me a pic of her boobs. So many girls doing this now. It’s crazy.”"
nubbins`: damn, so many dudes sending me btc and asking if they can suck my dick
pankkake: hehe I did 1) but I actually didn't want the nude
nubbins`: i'm glad you guise aren't like that
mircea_popescu: i don't think anything is so consistently lulzy in teh harem as web pick up experts.
nubbins`: not as brutal as the fact that this guy obv devotes hours of his life to each titty-flash
mircea_popescu: nubbins` dun be raycest. the guy is cool, he has his own companee and he's a "we" and so on and so forth.
nubbins`: his "about" photo is an illustration, i suspect he is a wizard
mircea_popescu: 8. Watch it! – be careful what you wish for. This one had a meaty vagina (YIKES!) Beef curtains! Run!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 122 @ 0.00104011 = 0.1269 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: seems like the kind of guy you'd take advice from
nubbins`: this whole "who is this neckbeard" thing led me to google image search myself
nubbins`: at which point i learned that there's a "pop punk" band with a member who shares my name
pankkake: google images "beef curtain" doesn't really get me relevant results
deadweasel: google turned off all nsfw until you are explicit
mircea_popescu: women can get labia majora that extend about an inch or two. it's really not such a big deal, other than omg there's something sligjhtly vaguelly different
nubbins`: we were discussing labia reduction surgery last night
nubbins`: shrug, some women don't like their meat flaps
mircea_popescu: i fail to see what the big deal is. there's dudes without foreskin out there
deadweasel: they didn't choose that at age 25, i want a girl who loves herself, curtains included.
deadweasel: otherwise she won't have a sexy attitude.
deadweasel: there is, but it's obvious to me, and worse
deadweasel: it always has that tinge of un-hinged to it.
benkay: "the tinge of unhinged is quite savory"
nubbins`: male roommate seems distinctly more impressed by nsa + vag photo than my wife
gribble: Current Blocks: 270146 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 2013 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 5 hours, 14 minutes, and 18 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1769476845.06 | Estimated Percent Change: 190.32439
ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 2013 blocks | Estimated Change: -63.9062% in 22d 21h 40m 20s
deadweasel: LOL nubbins`> male roommate seems distinctly more impressed by nsa + vag photo than my wife
benkay: nubbins`, your wife has probably seen more cunt than your roommie
benkay: teenage experimentation?
mircea_popescu: the average adult female today has seen something like .6 of a cunt in her "Experimentation" phase.
nubbins`: benkay: he wonders if photos count?
mircea_popescu: they just don't naturally muff that much. without someone to stick their nuzzle into the warm folds of her bff, she's not going to.
benkay: this is one of those "if you have to ask how much it costs, you can't afford it" situtations
benkay: besides i'm no arbeiter of strangers on the internet's anything
deadweasel: girl i know just put a ring on another girl after about 1.5 yrs together.. but second girl is bi... so eventually she's gonna want some dick.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.26002 BTC [-]
deadweasel: no plans here. proposer girl is 2nd degree black sash. she toasts me on the regular. don't need her wrath.
nubbins`: it's the only way to squeeze blood out of a turnip
mircea_popescu: that, plus if it's jail or cough up some dough... they can do a few shows on bicamhos
deadweasel: mircea_popescu: i went to setup a bacteriophage export for needy US patients. You use this also in romania, yes?
deadweasel: no. viruses that eat only one kind of bacteria.
deadweasel: i got lyme disease and antibiotics aren't doing anything... won't be able to walk if this keeps up.. sending my blood to old friend in Tblisi, she is a doctor there.
deadweasel: getting it 'phaged' (targeted) and then phage sent to me.
deadweasel: i can walk, but it's waiting just under the surface of my antibiotic ravaged blood.
deadweasel: fucking doctor shitheads greedy...fuckers.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1000 @ 0.0055 = 5.5 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.56285337 = 8.4428 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.25 = 0.5 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 81 @ 0.0055 = 0.4455 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: BitBet - Litecoin to fall below 0.006 Bitcoin each before Dec 25th
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 456 @ 0.00104011 = 0.4743 BTC [+]
ozbot: Apparently I’m not the only one pointing out the obvious pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5627202 = 2.8136 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: NY lawyer has enough time left for 3 more ten-year careers, he doesn't change because he doesn't want to
nubbins`: or thinks he can't, more to the point
nubbins`: and that only brings him to 65!
mircea_popescu: do you think you can find one single lawyer who can go act on a gay porn set ?
mircea_popescu: fix an engine, covered in grease and dressed in overalls ?
mircea_popescu: he's locked himself in a prison, and thjere's no escape for him.
nubbins`: right, so it's not CAN'T, it's "CAN'T"
nubbins`: he very well can, the keys are in his pocket
mircea_popescu: think he's going to come with me to run guns to syria ?
mircea_popescu: well... i don't care why the cunt don't, but as long as it don't it can't.
nubbins`: nothing stopping him but the perception that he doesn't have enough time left
nubbins`: you start from scratch at age 30, you've got three decades of your new life before you hit 65
nubbins`: so what if it takes him three years to learn to fix cars or 6 years spent working up to a leading role
mircea_popescu: listen, if you think you can undo four to five years of average law school...
mircea_popescu: maybe, if you're an experienced woman using all the powers of sexual slavery. you're still at a disadvantage
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 21337 @ 0.00014531 = 3.1005 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: and he's never doing it on his own. that's what the system makes, cogs. they're good at it.
nubbins`: people don't lose the ability to change, they just forget they have it
nubbins`: but it's not law school that's stopping them, it's the fact that they won't open their eyes
nubbins`: and that's not restricted to the "educated"
nubbins`: nobody wants to change. it's the hardest thing
nubbins`: people will put up with shit they hate for years to avoid it
mircea_popescu: no, it's law school. it conditioned them a certain way.
mircea_popescu: you can take a young slave and train her to any one thing you want.
mircea_popescu: once you have trained her to one thing, any fixes will be like of cooled glass. slow and careful.
mircea_popescu: you're not getting back to when she was 18 and everything was new.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform there's in fact very little selection going on.
nubbins`: well no, past experience shapes everything
mircea_popescu: i can prep any marginal retard you pick to pass exams. heck, so can all the prep schools.
nubbins`: i mean, a NY lawyer is never gonna be a gymnast
mircea_popescu: nubbins` perhaps the best case here is thatg of the romanian tennis player.
mircea_popescu: she cut them off, they were getting in her way @tennis.
mircea_popescu: she looks like she might win an open now, two years later.
mircea_popescu: whether she does or whether she doesn't... she's not going to be her old thick self ever again.
nubbins`: doesn't mean she can't pick up golf!
mircea_popescu: but your wanna-be lawyer kid with a ton of debt ? he's responsible now, right ?
mircea_popescu: is he going to dive into bitcoin or is he carefully going to sit on the bylines, "neg"in Bitcoin as if it cares, all the way from .5 to 500 ?
nubbins`: well, he hasn't stopped being a lawyer
mircea_popescu: you don't stop being whatever the fuck you ever become./
nubbins`: but i mean, that borders on the esoteric
nubbins`: "he'll always be an alcoholic, even if he never takes another drink"
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: now you're getting to the heart of it ;)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform perhaps that's a cogent point, as to selection being mostly lineage.
nubbins`: you get too romantic, you start to believe it
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform more ocmplicated than that. i quit, went to cr, got bored.
mircea_popescu: our schmuck however, he's a nobody, owns 100k worth of illiquid crap and makes that much a year in a good year
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.562 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.56033342 = 1.681 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 71 @ 0.00540318 = 0.3836 BTC [-] {4}
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: S.NSA Bids: ['10000 @ 0.00011111', '10000 @ 0.00010111', '40000 @ 0.0001011', '20000 @ 0.0001', '10000 @ 0.0001']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['9000 @ 0.00021212', '20000 @ 0.000214', '140000 @ 0.000215', '5000 @ 0.000233', '10000 @ 0.0002335']
pankkake: most of my orders are funny numbers
mircea_popescu: hey, you're better than the poorfag running pympex via cygwin on a windoze box last year
pankkake: but I would never write a web appliance, I usually write the exact opposite, stuff to handle websites from the command line
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 11 @ 0.0399909 = 0.4399 BTC [+] {3}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.585 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.585 = 1.17 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.00545 = 0.2616 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 4 @ 0.12 = 0.48 BTC [+]
ozbot: [ANN] BTCINVE.COM btc investment exchange
mircea_popescu: are we in this position where there's more play exchanges than dollars to the bitcoin ?
pankkake: I still think there is a market for a zero fee zero approval exchange; no contracts and issuers can create shares at will
pankkake: obviously the exchange will also trade itself on those principles
mircea_popescu: there's also a market for having sex with sick underage prostitutes.
pankkake: not enough money to be made I'm afraid
pankkake: there's a guy who was selling artificial shit
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform confirmed, there's at least one place in dear deustchland.
pankkake: well there's every mcdonald's ever too
pankkake: hmmm. I must now convince environmentalists to eat cow shit. this is my new life mission
mircea_popescu: pankkake there is probably a market for a zero fees exchange where people can eat each other's cow shit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.22000002 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 34 @ 0.21006914 = 7.1424 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.1999999 = 1 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1999999 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.1940002 = 0.388 BTC [-]
skdak: New BTCT.co ish security exchange
ozbot: [ANN] BTCINVE.COM btc investment exchange
skdak: Hope it will be good
pankkake: did litecoin hit a new all time low?
pankkake: skdak: actually I do have ~40 LTC, so rejoice!
mircea_popescu: i guess i should have bought ltc when teh guy said. now i've been totally left out of the cool kids club.
pankkake: it's lost 10% since then (a few days ago). though it was a shitcoin-for-turdcoin trade
pankkake: I don't know, I don't think many people bought that cheap
Apocalyptic: mircea, fyi he's running litecoinlocal.org , kid getting serious about ltc
mircea_popescu: i vaguelly recal a litecoinlocal reference in there somwehre
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.11999999 = 0.36 BTC [-] {2}
pankkake: no it's another guy, but litecoinlocal seems to be skinnkavaj's
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 1 @ 0.1151055 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: dude offered me to help him with coding in exchange of some % of ownership
mircea_popescu: well so why all the retarded litecoin shilling and general butthurt.
mircea_popescu: why can't he advertise like a sane dude and generally behave like a normal person
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 240 @ 0.00104011 = 0.2496 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 110 @ 0.00541545 = 0.5957 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.1999999 BTC [+]
gribble: Time since last block: 5 minutes and 9 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2511 @ 0.00012484 = 0.3135 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.1999999 = 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 224 @ 0.00221493 = 0.4961 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 394 @ 0.00221493 = 0.8727 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.1999999 = 0.6 BTC [+]
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 694567452.223 based on data since last change | 693056756.949 based on data for last three days
gribble: Current Blocks: 270169 | Current Difficulty: 6.094826798883545E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 272159 | Next Difficulty In: 1990 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 11 hours, 22 minutes, and 6 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 694567452.223 | Estimated Percent Change: 13.96016
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 50 @ 0.00221494 = 0.1107 BTC [+]
pankkake: you really needed to ;;calc that!
kakobrekla: you can never be too sure it doesnt come out as 699999999
gribble: Error: 'pain' is not a defined function.
kakobrekla: any non sucking germans on this chan? last call.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4057 @ 0.0001343 = 0.5449 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 13 @ 0.2 = 2.6 BTC [+]
pankkake: "We are registred as a game creators and digital entertainers."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 30000 @ 0.00014 = 4.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4750 @ 0.00014 = 0.665 BTC [+]
Kleeck: Good God, Reddit. Lay off the "Dear BTC Millionaires" posts... FFS.
Kleeck: If I'm a Bitcoin millionaire, guess who I'm NOT taking advice from?
pankkake: why would anyone take advice from college students who never had a job?
Kleeck: Who takes advice from strangers, in general?
Kleeck: When a stranger tries to give me advice I just nod my head until the noise stops and walk away.
mod6: yeah, that post was idiotic
Kleeck: Now, if the person has proven credentials, that's different.
Kleeck: They are all over now.
Kleeck: It was like this in April too.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1252 @ 0.00221494 = 2.7731 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 173 @ 0.00221496 = 0.3832 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 3250 @ 0.00221497 = 7.1987 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00084 = 14.028 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 69 @ 0.00221498 = 0.1528 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.558 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 47 @ 0.005402 = 0.2539 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17850 @ 0.00084 = 14.994 BTC [+]
kleinessteak: anyone else have problems with 2fa at havelock?
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 516.03, Best ask: 518.9, Bid-ask spread: 2.87000, Last trade: 516.00002, 24 hour volume: 21879.11564701, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 519.0, 24 hour vwap: 491.12005
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.5555 = 5.555 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.03510636 = 0.2809 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55010101 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 500.0, Best ask: 507.705, Bid-ask spread: 7.70500, Last trade: 507.705, 24 hour volume: 22887.80231227, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 492.09397
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 501.0, Best ask: 505.0, Bid-ask spread: 4.00000, Last trade: 501.0, 24 hour volume: 22893.88629015, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 492.09677
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 225 @ 0.00221989 = 0.4995 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.11999997 = 0.36 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5555 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.005402 = 0.108 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00221989 = 0.222 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 511.2, Best ask: 514.26, Bid-ask spread: 3.06000, Last trade: 514.26, 24 hour volume: 23335.24096572, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 520.0, 24 hour vwap: 493.58488
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 170 @ 0.00105547 = 0.1794 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.03709999 = 0.2597 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.0053035 = 0.2705 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 54 @ 0.0372 = 2.0088 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00083847 = 14.7151 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: 609482679.88835 | Next Diff in 1963 blocks | Estimated Change: 1.8708% in 13d 8h 58m 5s
gribble: Time since last block: 15 minutes and 50 seconds
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 525.99999, Best ask: 527.99999, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 525.99999, 24 hour volume: 24026.79560328, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 528.66996, 24 hour vwap: 495.51297
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00529418 = 0.5559 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 42 @ 0.03510257 = 1.4743 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: I wonder why some people buy XBONDs one unit at a time
jurov: divs reinvestment?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 1 @ 0.11999999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 2 @ 0.11999999 = 0.24 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 500 @ 0.001056 = 0.528 BTC [+]
pankkake: meh, who cares about USD value!
jurov: that looks like frankfurt... gonna troll the ECB?
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 533.16996, Best ask: 534.13, Bid-ask spread: 0.96004, Last trade: 534.34999, 24 hour volume: 24666.85835108, 24 hour low: 457.0, 24 hour high: 534.34999, 24 hour vwap: 496.53434
Uglux: looks like a honeypot
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00013429 = 0.1343 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2720 @ 0.0001343 = 0.3653 BTC [+]
pankkake: so you can buy CBTC shares on the IPO for 0.00014, but trading's open
pankkake: that IPO thing on Havelock is weird
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 488 @ 0.00221989 = 1.0833 BTC [+]
Vexual: dollar dumping diarrhea!
Vexual: deffo need an asciicode, and ney keyboards
Vexual: Move the tilde and put the B there
pankkake: well I guess the $ is still useful in programming
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 745 @ 0.0001343 = 0.1001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00221989 = 0.222 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 990 @ 0.00024901 = 0.2465 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5742 @ 0.00083999 = 4.8232 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1308 @ 0.00084091 = 1.0999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.556 = 1.112 BTC [-]
ozbot: Finally a new BTCT.co exchange : BitcoinStocks
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.556 = 1.112 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.20000001 BTC [+]
jurov: hahahaha mpoe-pr photobomb
pankkake: I had a huge collection of modules
pankkake: Vexual: fuck, I even rember that song!
Vexual: the demo scene died with the psx
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.55072369 = 9.3623 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.20000001 = 0.4 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 75 @ 0.00528 = 0.396 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54 BTC [-]
nubbins`: my first PM on the forums was from a guy called JizzBeard
pankkake: there's a guy named analbeard related to ciphermine, and their new exchange
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.53104444 = 4.7794 BTC [-] {3}
gribble: Premium of MtGox over Bitstamp is currently 9.64246563791 %.
nubbins`: i was in a bathroom once that had 15 urinals
nubbins`: decided to piss in each of them
nubbins`: after about 5 stops and starts, i decided i couldn't keep going like this
Vexual: ever seen those one-way glass urinals?
nubbins`: so i just pissed while walking sideways
nubbins`: i just relayed this story to my wife, and she called me her hero and gave me a hug ;(
truffles: so u r the reason bathrooms smell
pankkake: I understand why you married her now
nubbins`: she seemed pleased at my accomplishment
truffles: she doesnt have to go in there so..
nubbins`: well it's not like the piss is still there
nubbins`: it was eight years ago, i'm sure the university cleans the shitters at least once a day
truffles: oh u made it seem like a regular thing u do
pankkake: I have a hard time pissing in urinals
nubbins`: the trick is to start relaxing your piss muscles as you approach the urinal