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jhvh1: ( . Y . ) http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ ( . Y . )
shinohai: !~tits
mircea_popescu: any bare tits ?
mircea_popescu: but then again, this is an unavoidable stop on the maturation trail. like growing tits.
asciilifeform: no tits either.
Framedragger: if they ask for an example tell them "well for instance if you really tried hard you could perhaps become a great slavegirl. start with $trilema-tits-url"
mircea_popescu: and in muscular tits news, http://66.media.tumblr.com/4dd2a483edbfae40593229560c2e9fd0/tumblr_ng62mlgUc11rwbsl5o1_1280.jpg
trinque: http://oglaf.com/isle-of-tits/ << oblig
mircea_popescu: in other news, one of the best parts of really big tits is how they float in water.
mircea_popescu: i dunno what he means, tbh. as far as i'm concerned, if she's obedient and tall enough there's exactly nothing more one can ask. if you don't like her tits you talk to a doctor ; if you don't like her ass she works out, each day, every day. all good ass is made not fallen from the sky, there are no excuses. if she doesn't know shit you teach her, if she has bad habits you train her, there's really naught more. this is a belie
mircea_popescu: and in other news, /me just bought, or rather paid for, a bunch of hot dresses. once home it was discovered the shop's logo actually includes a pair of tits.
trinque: right, so what mircea_popescu described with tits.bmp is a framebuffer
mircea_popescu: basically printing the screen with tits should be cat tits.bmp > screen0
rarepepeforever: I would like to use one of these but alas NSFW is not allowed currently http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
mircea_popescu: in other news, "better than chocolate" is an ok film. great pair of tits on the "butch" and otherwise great depiction of puppy lesbian love.
mircea_popescu: addiction limits that t very narrowly closer to inf. if you get her started in college she'll die before her tits sag if we're talking eg meth.
adlai: i thought i had to terraform my tits on eulora for free money?
mircea_popescu: great pair of tits on her, and that's about it.
mircea_popescu: the problem is that the police machinery of the rogue state bestows its blessings particularly on tall women with nice tits, and therefore it's all about ~that~
trinque: oh, the head turn and perk-out-my tits the brunette clearly practiced for the vid makes her wretching so much sweeter
ben_vulpes: in other tits, torture, drool and wanna-beez: https://www.instagram.com/p/BKMFkRSBs-H/
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> "dad i wanna get married" "honeybunch, you'll get old and your tits will sag and it'll suck. don't get married, it's a dead end" << LOL
mircea_popescu: "dad i wanna get married" "honeybunch, you'll get old and your tits will sag and it'll suck. don't get married, it's a dead end"
phf: pretty sure tits used to be bigger too
mircea_popescu: it's self evidently nonsense, "my dream girl does not have any center of gravity defined for her tits. i'd like to meet her."
mircea_popescu: "i think the machine gun works by stabbing its victims ; but you won't notice because tits."
mircea_popescu: what if you park your van right NEXT to their invisible fence, and start giving out free beer for tits ?
asciilifeform: shinohai: i dun think synthetic tits happen on a javascript wage.
shinohai: Maybe she can !~tits ?
mircea_popescu: and tits stay seen.
jhvh1: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
shinohai: !~tits
mircea_popescu: GoldBoriska do you have any tits ?
mircea_popescu: maybe make a special one for the tits article, tho whatevs.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You gotta remember that poverty also colonizes their minds kinda ruining them for anything else. But yeah seriously none would find a pair of tits to photograph.
asciilifeform: of what are made new-style tits? beryllium copper ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo it's a tad ridiculous you know. to quote from the other chan, "kinda funny, over the course of the week the faucet folk managed to get a little more than one of a pair of old style tits"
mircea_popescu: bolt tits on
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform occasionally, when tits bolted on.
mircea_popescu: http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160829/from:75/to:75#75 << no, literally, he has absolutely nothing to do with any academic anything whatsoever. back when i was going to [high]school it was considered a waste of your time, fit only for the marginally retarded, to spend your time tickling the tits instead of paying attention in class.
mircea_popescu: guy saw tits for the first time in lyf!
mircea_popescu: the whole thread was about how key owner does NOT control the process in any shape or form. this is the logical equivalent of "the organism pumping blood through the tits does not control the tit pinching that goes on with the tits."
shinohai wonders when mircea_popescu will offer him full-time staff position as curator of players and tits
asciilifeform: abrr: are you here as part of mircea_popescu's 'pay for tits' program ?
mircea_popescu: "here, download docker, configure orchestrator, push this butonetor and write your number. the restful interface will return a bevy of young ladies with the factors written in mascara on their tits."
mircea_popescu is looking forward to the "mp raped me and wrote messages to aliens on my tits" campaigns to come, once the present generation of herders that earned a clue in battle retire and a new generation of socialmedia tards / paul biggars takes over the "full spectrum dominance" idiotmobile.
mircea_popescu: (no, "tits" aren't something to offer.)
mircea_popescu is enjoying teh mileage shinohai gets out of teh tits.
mircea_popescu: no i know. i was talking to the posterior tits.
mod6: <+shinohai> thank you for choosing #trilema for your bits for tits needs. << :D
shinohai: thank you for choosing #trilema for your bits for tits needs.
Daysylover: hola mircea_popescu aqui quiero hacer http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
mircea_popescu: i don't think i ever spoke against a hanging, maybe if nice tits invovled or something, but rare enough.
BingoBoingo: I was tempted to write about the falling value of tits.
asciilifeform: this may be subjective thing wholly. maybe trinque can learn to like living in anthill, without cheese or chix with visible tits. i have nfi.
mircea_popescu: the tits are superb, btw, best silicone i've seen in a while.
phf: well, terry richardson popularized the style of photography. sort of trashy "amateur" photography with good lighting, vomit and tits. it all looks a lot more polished when you're shit faced
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform put it this way : whether i call her "big tits" or whatever else, she can still be "susan b. anthony" in public.
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/#comment-118463 << adjusting payout to 2 bitcents.
mircea_popescu: then again i spent some time dripping wax on bare tits in 5 century old euro churches, also.
mircea_popescu: the difference between "don't ever fuck a girl in this building, nor drip candle wax on her bare tits while she kneels on this particular wood plank" is no different from "don't call fat people niggers and don't park where that drawing is"
sexysophia: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/
mircea_popescu: sos aqui por http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ ?
shinohai: http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ <<< she says here for this, speaks spanish?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i think you deeply misunderstand this technological item, the silicone tits.
asciilifeform: i dun really see a hard distinction between 'performance dopes' and, e.g., silicone tits, or heeled shoes, etc
mircea_popescu: there's two kinds of pretty blonde girls that grow double d tits their 15th year : the kind to whose the tits are a boon ; and the kind to whose the tits are a curse.
mircea_popescu: when i was a child i wore blue, and diana_coman wore pink. thanks god they didn't mix up the colors, lest i'd have grown tits ?
mircea_popescu: ima start making "hexdump on your tits" flyers for you to spread out yo.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller i can't read the number on her tits ?
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller rotate the lolcow ? preferably towards something with tits ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform except who did any political business among the baths and wet tits ?! not really how it worked ; presuming the girl's not accepted back in... which is perhaps where the rub is.
mircea_popescu: who jacks off to tits INLINE WITH TEXT ?!?!
thestringpuller: Not enough BTC capital providing bid depth compared to market cap. Feel bad for makeup girl who "earned $20k". Probably would have made more showing her tits here.
mircea_popescu: are you here for the http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ ? :D
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-15#1503490 << we see no such thing. she's (by which we mean, the system people that manhandled her into running for them) entirely desperate, going to lose spectacularly in november, willing to try literally everything. if i could show her 1mn trump votes in half dozen states, she'd write numbers on her tits for us here. ☝︎
mircea_popescu: similarly fascinating, how women grew hair on head throughout the roman empire, showed up on coins with currently fashionable hairdo nevertheless ; or how they've had two tits and a slit for millenia yet always dressed in period dress everywherw!
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-07-07#1498625 << does this sentence stand in your eyes ? "i've great tits, wonderful body, nice face and no suitors." ☝︎
mircea_popescu: kinda the main problem with fixed tits.
shinohai: mircea_popescu: the collectalldrugs "girl" refused my request to come here and show tits.
mircea_popescu: da fuck cares whether queen gets flogged. there's much better looking, younger cunts with juicier tits lined up for the flogger, lizzie's not speshul.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i should have sent you some "tits for bits" flyers to put up lolz!
mircea_popescu: bits for tits trinque !
mircea_popescu: apparently a bare tits floor cleanner / anthropologist named jennifer latson actually believes what "the press at the time" said is a source of truth ; and worth the mention other than derisively.
phf: ninja warrior with tits sort of thing
phf: can just do it in this style, doesn't need to be a quality print. just a bunch of shirts with lowres tits
mircea_popescu: $google "i'll pay for your tits"
mircea_popescu: phf actually this isn't a terribru idea, make shirts with the numbered tits.
phf: just pictures of all the "show your tits" girls on white t-shirts American Apparel style
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so you gonna photocopy the sa, for when phf has the tits svg'er ready ?
mircea_popescu: write b4b7323f on your tits, take pic.
mircea_popescu: naughtygirl you here for the tits ?
Framedragger: also, did the "frontendy" part of irc log block highlights - e.g., "latest tits happening": http://log.mkj.lt/trilema/20160625/from:327/to:490#327 - i know this is obscure-ish and not important, but eh
a111: Logged on 2016-06-25 18:56 mircea_popescu: cool. so post your bitcoin addy, go write ac38270d on your tits, take a pic and post it. you know, like all those other girls.
Corsets: The ones we write on our tits
mircea_popescu: cool. so post your bitcoin addy, go write ac38270d on your tits, take a pic and post it. you know, like all those other girls. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: oh you mean http://trilema.com/2014/ill-pay-for-your-tits/ ?
mircea_popescu: i guess the only way the tits are going over time is down.
phf: bitcoin loan for tits
mircea_popescu: $google darkmathgirls tits