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kakobrekla: yes, lucky im not a dog.
BingoBoingo: <kakobrekla> among other things. << Like dog/cat/generalcarnivore poison
pete_dushenski: or dog and tick
assbot: After dog's death, an effort to ban guns to put pets down ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pw8BGn )
BingoBoingo: I don't think the anglophone world knew of hormones until the brown dog incident
asciilifeform: incl. the dog..
funkenstein_ once had pictures of dog eating beets. Sadly they were never put on paper so lost after a decade or so.
asciilifeform: i mean, this ~is~ a self-consistent thing. pashtun needs galois like a dog needs beets.
BingoBoingo: Once a friend responded to a "Phree to good home" add and ended up recieving feral pariah like rat/dog hybrid.
gribble: Pariah dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pariah_dog>; Indian pariah dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_pariah_dog>; Pariah dogs: 9 ancient and wild dog breeds - Mother Nature Network: <http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/pariah-dogs-9-ancient-and-wild-dog-breeds/what-is-a-pariah-dog>
BingoBoingo: ;;google pariah dog
asciilifeform: what the hell is a pariah dog
BingoBoingo: Pariah dog generally too wormy for that.
asciilifeform: food dog is eminently useful
BingoBoingo: because even more useless than food dog
BingoBoingo: Not always, pariah dog is a thing
asciilifeform recalls the tale of dog-sized garbage disposals in a certain lab
assbot: Logged on 27-10-2015 13:41:29; punkman: "also found human DNA in 2% of its hot dog samples -- and two-thirds of the vegetarian samples. "
punkman: "also found human DNA in 2% of its hot dog samples -- and two-thirds of the vegetarian samples. " ☟︎
BingoBoingo: But still here all cats of a certain size are still on the walk away and buy a big dog list.
assbot: Logged on 16-10-2015 08:21:48; *: BingoBoingo still amazed that the fluffy gene when expressed is a defect in any breed of dog
BingoBoingo still amazed that the fluffy gene when expressed is a defect in any breed of dog ☟︎
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: My brother's latest dog, likely far fluffier than you or any extant equine
BingoBoingo: Its too bad, in some way we, the normal people who do good things for ourselves and our customers and our employers, really have better job security with breaking fuckheads like you around. But I want to have our computers spend time you know curing cancer or designing a fusion reactor and doing useful shit rather than cleaning up after your dog shit"
ascii_field: 'You have the fucking time to fuck shit up. That is what you are saying. Most normal people on nights and weekends fuck their significant others, go to parks with the kids and enjoy life. But you spend your nights and weekends writing dog shit that fucks up my weeks. We are paid to fix the damage you do.' << mega-winner
Bingo_VACAY: Pete everyone I know with dog uses such for chew time
trinque: http://imageweb-cdn.magnoliasoft.net/nmm/supersize/f5768.jpg << dog doesn't trust the ass
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: actually my first thought, reading the log, is that it'd be something like a lathe dog.
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 17:34:55; pete_dushenski: actually, 'alf dog' sounds like a great comic strip idea
jurov: convert your dog to tamagotchi!!11(r)(tm)
assbot: DogStar TailTalk: World’s First Dog Emotion Sensor | Indiegogo ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiuhTe )
pete_dushenski: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dogstar-tailtalk-world-s-first-dog-emotion-sensor#/ << speaking of man better understanding his dog...
pete_dushenski: 'alf dog' can truly be man's best friend : always keeping him on his toes, alert, aware of the faintest rustles in the leaves
pete_dushenski: actually, 'alf dog' sounds like a great comic strip idea ☟︎
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: sure the bar is lower for dogs, where's the alf dog ? not meeting a stand-out example allows the others to enjoy their mediocre unexceptionalism
mike_c: you can train a dog to do what you tell it.
pete_dushenski: dog sorta plateaus at, what, 6 month-old child's mental capacity ?
BingoBoingo will try to bring better, actual camera next time. Smaller Dog's name is Beans. The larger dog is Frank. Both have short legs.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo dog's as fluffy as the rug. thankfully, not as green.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: imgur.com/sG5TJMb << New one is one the left, smaller dog 14 weeks of age
AgentScully: I wasn't that turned on til I saw the guys having lunch at the other table, and then the eyes of the dog that looks like he has seen entirely too much
assbot: Dexter's Laboratory Talking Dog - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1M8a7Yr )
assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 23:52:21; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289073 << take up a dog or cat then - far better than footballer kid.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289083 <<< dog or cat is not a sport nor competitive endeavour and given we no longer go out and hunt as a group, it's the next best thing for kids to learn how to follow a leader, work with others, learn from other men how to be masculine, physically and mentally challenge others ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289073 << take up a dog or cat then - far better than footballer kid. ☝︎☟︎
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: 'increase defense spending' in usa is dog whistle for 'moar f35 plz'
ascii_field: notice how dog sleds exist, but not rat sleds.
jurov: use a dog, no?
assbot: Pooch Selfie: The Best Way to Capture Selfies with Your Dog! by Clever Dog Products — Kickstarter ... ( http://bit.ly/1iuesh6 )
thestringpuller: who cares if I have to eat like a dog for a single sync
BingoBoingo: OMG Gawker Media stereotypes asians, Picture of Asian holding a dog described as "delicious" https://archive.is/kSKeQ
assbot: Logged on 15-09-2015 23:23:53; punkman: I saw a dog steal an unopened bag of cheetos while I was buying some tobacco from a kiosk couple days ago. guy inside shrugs "what am I gonna do, chase the fucking mutt". I wonder if some bum trained the dog, it was wearing a length of string as a collar.
punkman: dog was pretty sneaky in his approach too
BingoBoingo: Dog can jump
punkman: I saw a dog steal an unopened bag of cheetos while I was buying some tobacco from a kiosk couple days ago. guy inside shrugs "what am I gonna do, chase the fucking mutt". I wonder if some bum trained the dog, it was wearing a length of string as a collar. ☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-09-2015#1270165 << and if every man, woman, child, dog, cat, in china, got on a stool and jumped at once... ☝︎
shinohai salivates like Pavlov's dog ...
ascii_field: the land of plastic rice gives a fuck about 'posterity' like a dog about beets.
asciilifeform: if it were possible to give 20megausd to a dog, what would he do?
ag3nt_zer0: mircea_popescu: if frithjof schuon is illiterate then I must be less than a dog
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-09-2015#1262596 >> more like 'keep that caked dog shit with plutonium shavings off my machines' ☝︎
asciilifeform: mats: kia bracelet is something like a set of 'dog tags' ?
assbot: 2 results for 'marry her dog' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=marry+her+dog
ascii_field: !s marry her dog
assbot: Logged on 03-09-2015 22:33:16; mircea_popescu: ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her dog' << wow. that, right there, is more valuable to orlov's employer than orlov's entire body of work to date. mebbe you get job offers nao.
ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her dog'
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> now, old dog hands inform me that the absolutely irresistible treat, to dog, is cat shit. << Any kind of shit really.
asciilifeform: dog is stuck.
asciilifeform: even dog, somehow, is made to eat it.
asciilifeform: (the one concerning isis-as-junkyard-dog-of-usg hypothesis)
asciilifeform: 'The western establishment is nurturing ISIS like an attack dog, feeding it, training it to like human blood, in order to then release it and offer people the freedom of choice: you can die in its teeth, or you can hide behind a gate, the keys to which are in the hands of global capitalism. And they will charge you for the entry—but not in money. That is, not just in money. The payment they require is your freedom—your rig
assbot: Logged on 30-08-2015 04:03:54; *: ben_vulpes is having a blast nesting with the girl. today, we finished scaffolding the builtin to house the dog and spawngear: http://imgur.com/Z9iBUv3
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-08-2015#1256443 << which shelf does dog go in ? ☝︎
ben_vulpes is having a blast nesting with the girl. today, we finished scaffolding the builtin to house the dog and spawngear: http://imgur.com/Z9iBUv3 ☟︎
thestringpuller: reminds me of tv show wehre characters are like "Is Molly his wife or his dog?"
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252211 <<< easier to just kill the dogs than plead and beg someone to do something about their barking dog at 3am ☝︎
asciilifeform: (can one milk dog ?)
asciilifeform: nah, dog i could go for
trinque: China is a gigantic country. All of it eats roast dog?
asciilifeform: at any rate, who am i to say that mircea_popescu would not fit in cn. perhaps he has always wanted to eat roast dog, pay 90% of his revenue as bakshish to local party 'райком', and endure the stench of the most packed mass of beoble known...
asciilifeform: the one thing which may have been the boojum, other than straight laundry, is a secret dog-whistle via the price that the unit is modded
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: if he paid out to a random keyless amoeba, that'd be reason to conclude that he was shot and replaced not even by hitler's agent but by a street dog
ascii_field: 'There is nothing illegal that the government there is not into. The government is smart if you just go there as an American you will not be bothered. I lived in the jungles where I was the only white person, and they were on to me. They asked me for $2M, weeks later 40+ armed men stormed my house, shot my favorite dog, and held me in the sun with my hands tied. The next day the congressman came and apoligized and asked
BingoBoingo: "There were 2 puppies that often came to our home to sleep in the shade. I thought they were wild dogs. I gave them milk or water. Well about 1 week later one puppy was dead in front of our gate. We found out the dogs belonged to our next door neighbor. There were many kids laughing around the dead body so we asked the neighbor to remove the dog for us. She said in a while we are preparing dinner. Then a few days later we noticed
asciilifeform: nah, in the land of the cat&dog eaters
ascii_field: (where a serf drowns his dog, the only thing he ever loved)
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2015 03:25:08; mircea_popescu: this is like asking wyatt earp "how do you distinguish between the f brothers and stray dog"
ascii_field: which lucky nord (can we call'em nords?) will be the first to be carved up for his dog tag ?
asciilifeform: not sure if involved. at least in the usual sense. thing isn't a horse, or dog, more like a very ill-tuned piano
asciilifeform: 'what, my dog ate your baby? fuck your baby'
assbot: PhytoMAX 800 LED Grow Lights | Black Dog LED Growing Lights ... ( http://bit.ly/1MaaJln )
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu volunteers to shoot it, not realizing that the dog-kicker will kick every dog mircea_popescu ever bends to pet
asciilifeform: ~they~ kick the dog
ben_vulpes really off with dog now
ascii_field: nubbins`: reads, i must confess, quite like those 'eaten by friend's dog' reports
asciilifeform: 'consistently broken' is not quite it. a 'consistently littered' city may have many dog turds, but one does not expect to find unexploded ordnance from ww2 on the sidewalk
asciilifeform: that is, updates - dog-slow, for example
ben_vulpes: Those supplies had to be delivered to the men patiently waiting for them at the far end of the trail, So he cached the supplies, hoiseted as many carcases of the dead horses as possible into trees where the wolves could not get them, and went all the way back to Hazelton to get dog-teams.
assbot: Logged on 05-07-2015 15:17:05; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=05-07-2015#1188084 << this is known, from mr mold's articles, as the 'kick the dog till it bites then shoot it' algo
asciilifeform: in order for the narrative to turn into 'dog bit, we shot it'