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ben_vulpes: alf the busy beaver dog
trinque: somebody short locked inside, maybe a dog to the right
trinque: maybe a dog in there chewing on him or something
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: if you had a defective dog that chokes on bone, wouldn't you rather know early on
ben_vulpes: snoop dog and martha stewart, in mashups from the fourth planet
BingoBoingo: "Our opposition simply folded in front of Brexit like shit-smeared toilet tissue and posted itself politely into the municipal recreation ground bin full of dog muck that is the future of the parliamentary Labour party." << lolBrits
simonpenner: I've a cat. I love. I used to have a dog (ex's dog), I loved him. Both are good
simonpenner: well foxes are like a hybrid dog/cat with the best of both worlds
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform is a dog that thinks himself a cat
ben_vulpes: eheh in other dependent hacks, dog wanted to destroy things the child was throwing, so i gave the child a lemon to throw around. dog will chase, but not retrieve the lemon.
a111: Logged on 2017-01-24 01:51 phf: (fwiw last time i checked in with clasp, it was also dog slow, probably a combination of insane technology tower and lack of optimization strategy, that all goes back to original point "writing lisp is hard")
phf: (fwiw last time i checked in with clasp, it was also dog slow, probably a combination of insane technology tower and lack of optimization strategy, that all goes back to original point "writing lisp is hard") ☟︎
phf: well, you can probably write an evaluator for lisp core (and host something like sicl on top), but the result is going to be dog slow, at which point you'll have to work out an optimization strategy that's not going to leave scaring. that's a long and careful project, an anathema in open source
ben_vulpes: dog if that's a jet fighter i'm the ceo of apple
asciilifeform: ah ben_vulpes is dog aficionado yes
a111: Logged on 2017-01-17 13:25 mircea_popescu: at was denial and delusion. I am a genetic mistake. I'm a complete waste. I am disgusting. Here to forever be the "duff" (designated ugly fat friend). Equivalent to a pet dog." << riight, and i'm supposed to provide the gallons and bushels of wsod required to make this pass as in-character, somehow ? how!
asciilifeform: 'the average dog' is not involved.
asciilifeform: a great many of the seemingly purposeless atrocities of the left could make sense as 'dog-kicking'.
asciilifeform: phf: dog training for people, aha.
phf: the whole point of "no child left" is to skew literacy rates through standardized multiple choice. "by the end of this course you will recognize the words dog, cat and food. this will also be in the test"
ben_vulpes: dog a benz /minivan/?
asciilifeform searches in vain in dictionary for what you call an 'animal who has never been hunted and has nfi what dog or rifle sounds like or why they are interesting' in engl.
phf: i don't grok referencing encyclopedias in general. if i don't know what "dog" is, i can probably source it myself
a111: Logged on 2017-01-07 18:17 ben_vulpes: lol omfg rescue dog food from child, only to be blessed by cries of anger when dog takes banana from child
ben_vulpes: lol omfg rescue dog food from child, only to be blessed by cries of anger when dog takes banana from child ☟︎
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: counteroffer impending, rescuing dog food from child
asciilifeform: there is such a thing as ~algorithmically dog slow~ design
asciilifeform: if i can feel delay between pressing a button, clicking a control, etc. and things happening -- this is called dog-slow.
asciilifeform: i'ma put clim on that i7-7700K (released yesterday!) for lulz. betcha it's still dog-slow.
asciilifeform: *dog
mod6: know someone this happened to once, apparently diesel was shooting flames of unleaded out of the tailpile, while running like dog-shit (excessive knocking etc).
asciilifeform still boggled over the dog-woman in mircea_popescu's tale
ben_vulpes: dog
asciilifeform: http://www.insecam.org/en/view/245507/#camstream << dog pound
ben_vulpes: "help" is the motherfucking dog whistle of the left
asciilifeform: because eventually mircea_popescu et al will gripe about 'this is dog slow'
a111: Logged on 2016-12-17 13:25 mircea_popescu: id they said nothing or this ? c) the principle "if you're going to say i'm a dog explain why!" is sound, but this is sadly not always possible. an eminent example of a class of cases when this isn't possible is when someone says something in direct and seeming wilful contradiction of logic. d) statements about you by others are statements about the world-you object as perceived by them not about the i-you subject as perceive
trinque: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-12-17#1584820 << reasonable. can be a waste to miss the case where dog already wants to learn. ☝︎
mod6: heh, 'sad_dog'
a111: Logged on 2016-12-17 13:25 mircea_popescu: id they said nothing or this ? c) the principle "if you're going to say i'm a dog explain why!" is sound, but this is sadly not always possible. an eminent example of a class of cases when this isn't possible is when someone says something in direct and seeming wilful contradiction of logic. d) statements about you by others are statements about the world-you object as perceived by them not about the i-you subject as perceive
asciilifeform: there is a linux variant of this very thing, and yes, like a dog
phf: it will run like dog, but it will run
a111: Logged on 2016-12-12 02:51 phf: i will flatten this shit, or help me god. so far the solution i figured that doesn't require writing code or using dodgy third party software is to use the video as a material texture inside a sphere in blender. with some 3d space camera shuffling i can produce two separate video streams, one of knuth and one of slides, but the result looks like dog so far.
phf: i will flatten this shit, or help me god. so far the solution i figured that doesn't require writing code or using dodgy third party software is to use the video as a material texture inside a sphere in blender. with some 3d space camera shuffling i can produce two separate video streams, one of knuth and one of slides, but the result looks like dog so far. ☟︎
pete_dushenski didn't pick up this scent. pats alf dog on snout.
a111: Logged on 2016-12-09 01:47 phf: pete_dushenski: sure, but my comment stands. when you read travel diaries in general they all have the same format, it's just this particular one reads like "in my country of Kazakhstan we shoot dog, i couldn't find any places to shoot dogs in so called civilized england"
phf: pete_dushenski: sure, but my comment stands. when you read travel diaries in general they all have the same format, it's just this particular one reads like "in my country of Kazakhstan we shoot dog, i couldn't find any places to shoot dogs in so called civilized england" ☟︎
ben_vulpes: urban dog owners, man.
BingoBoingo calls on Dog
BingoBoingo: !~later tell cazalla http://qntra.net/2016/12/aussie-faces-investigation-after-defending-dog-from-viscious-roo-attack/
deedbot: http://qntra.net/2016/12/aussie-faces-investigation-after-defending-dog-from-viscious-roo-attack/ << Qntra - Aussie Faces Investigation After Defending Dog From Viscious Roo Attack
jhvh1: mircea_popescu: 🌭 Hot Dog Emoji - Emojipedia: <http://emojipedia.org/hot-dog/>; 🌭 Hot Dog Emoji (U+1F32D) - iEmoji.com: <http://www.iemoji.com/view/emoji/1827/food-drink/hot-dog>; 🌭 | hot dog (U+1F32D) @ Graphemica: <http://graphemica.com/%25F0%259F%258C%25AD>
pete_dushenski: poor dpb is right. that attack dog side of trinque is sumtin fierce! fun to see.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> dog. << lmao
a111: Logged on 2016-12-01 18:25 trinque: still didn't feel superhuman on either; more like excited dog that has to sniff everything in a loop
trinque: still didn't feel superhuman on either; more like excited dog that has to sniff everything in a loop ☟︎
Framedragger: in soviet russia, the dog make redundant *you*
pete_dushenski: "it would still be unsurprising if they gave up on their fiction1 and began reporting magenta, dove gray, or old hot dog as their exchange rate" << lol.
lobbes: heh, that was the second thing I did after learning how to view a directory in non-winblowz (this is even in logs!). Not hard, but laziness most likely is the problem of Gaboose. For all we know, he is a literal dog with a smartpohne, never to be aware of this conversation
asciilifeform: it is sop (and has been for years) to shoot dog whenever 'police bust', indoors, in flat or in ranch or wherever.
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-10#1565372 << in progre pidgin, 'divisive' == 'will stir up the folx who oughta be shutting up and sucking, and showing up to construction site, and enlisting to die for some fat chick's right to marry her dog' ☝︎
phf: pelevin's world the coming of the Dog Pizdetc is an eschatological event, when you're going to finally have "vsyo", a word which means both "everything" and "the end".
phf: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-11-10#1565225 << ru writer pelevin has a thing about Dog Pizdetc, which in his world is a kind of diety, but pizdetc is a russian mat word derived from "pizda" i.e. vagina, and is used to signify the totality of negative and positive experiences. sort of like "how's it going? -- total pizdetc", i.e. everything has utterly failed. or "look at that car go! -- piiizdeeetc", i.e. holly shit that's awesome. so in ☝︎
BingoBoingo: Nah, one of those dog sized freaks
BingoBoingo: Mad Dog doesn't really count anymore since they "rebranded" with blig.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> basically, the whole medieval period lived on hobo wine. cheap, sweetened, etc. the exact thing, midnight thunder or w/e it's called. << Thunderbird, Night Train, Mad Dog, Wild Irish Rose, and Cisco. RIP Ripple.
phf: mircea_popescu: dog slow is same as intractable but applied to system design, solution that theoretically works but in practice takes too long to be useful. depending on the kind of algorithms involved dog slow has different solutions, like if it's a linear algorithm, then you can solve dog slow with a faster machine, but if it's a polynomial complexity algorithm, then dog slow might be solved by putting constraints on inputs
phf: anyway, i want to try and deploy masamune, but i'm also trying to spin up clim2 to see if it's maybe less of a dog (i imagine it would be since it was probably battle optimized for all that ported-from-legacy contractor software)
asciilifeform: 'dog slow' means that i can feel delays.
phf: trinque: "dog slow" is a term of art, and it's inherent in mcclim design, because of how it's layered. "feels fast to me" is the worst possible measure of it. asciilifeform is not being particularly precise with his terminology, but you will run into dog slow once you start trying out corner cases (long unwrapped lines, fast rapid draws, massive repl outputs)
trinque: I watched it last week, treated it like a dog, and it was fine
trinque: reminds my of my parents idiot dog that nervously stares at you as if to say "I am good boy???"
trinque imagines the dog cocking his head to the side, wondering at the encryption with which his master speaks
ben_vulpes: dog
asciilifeform: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-19#1556881 << i must point out, much as i have 0 luvvv for these folx, that this was a forced move. clim is ugly and dog-slow for what i suspect are fundamental reasons . ☝︎
ben_vulpes: asciilifeform: rng on this machine is dog slow, since http://btcbase.org/log/2016-10-15#1555745 shitball.bin has only amassed 22k of noise ☝︎
mats: oh you dog
jhvh1: shinohai: [KJV] 2 Peter 2:22 :: But it is happened unto them according to the true proverb, The dog is turned to his own vomit again; and the sow that was washed to her wallowing in the mire.
BingoBoingo: Also buy a plant. If after one year the plant is thriving you may buy a dog. If after one year it is thriving you may think about starting a srs bsns.
asciilifeform: like running from dog.
a111: 990 results for "dog", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=dog
phf: !#s dog
asciilifeform: dog-heads!1111
asciilifeform: ' fauns, beings of double sex, brutes with six-fingered hands, sirens, hippocentaurs, gorgons, harpies, incubi, dragopods, minotaurs, lynxes, pards, chimeras, cynophales who darted fire from their nostrils, crocodiles, polycaudate, hairy serpents, salamanders, horned vipers, tortoises, snakes, two-headed creatures whose backs were armed with teeth, hyenas, otters, crows, hydrophora with saw-tooth horns, frogs, gryphons, monkeys, dog- ☟︎
asciilifeform: ability to usefully juggle idealia, and not only realia, is what distinguishes man from dog.
asciilifeform: how did mr. dog merit this 'treat' ?
asciilifeform: try it with a human dog.
thestringpuller: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-08-25#1529117 << they don't see through walls in regards to smell. This was more a system designed by Kojima in MGS3 for dogs to follow a path of the player as he would drip "particles" into the ground the dog could track. ☝︎
znort987: so fully aware. also don't have a dog in this fight. like I said was trying to see how the wot worked and gave rating where I felt they were due
asciilifeform: (also helps that the typical target is softer than fresh dog shit)
asciilifeform: 'kick the dog till it bites, then shoot it' is standard anglo approach, from boer war, to ww2 japan, to every poor motherfucker like the one in link ☟︎
asciilifeform: you already cannot make money with it, the athena widgets look like dog barf
pete_dushenski: so too is dog, cat, goldfish, or what have you
asciilifeform: one for each dog.
asciilifeform: by that token a dog taking a shit is a sculptor.
phf: just don't carry it past a sniffer dog
mod6: Aight, next few that I get from the dog, will check 'em out.
mod6: <+mircea_popescu> maybe train your cat to decapitate rabbits ? << dog gets a bunch. but apparently not enough.
a111: Logged on 2016-07-23 19:52 deedbot: [Qntra] Oklahomo Police Sniper Kills Child's Dog - http://qntra.net/2016/07/oklahomo-police-sniper-kills-childs-dog/
deedbot: [Qntra] Oklahomo Police Sniper Kills Child's Dog - http://qntra.net/2016/07/oklahomo-police-sniper-kills-childs-dog/ ☟︎