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mod6: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-05-2015#1144946 ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 25-05-2015 23:34:32; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-05-2015#1144802 << apparently this is not obvious, but the principal reason i'm here is that convenient packaging of mpex tickers. ☟︎
BingoBoingo: !up sueastside
BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/25/1e1a509a242738a88c28abc6d300165a.jpg ☟︎
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1PxgMhY )
BingoBoingo: A toddler was shot and killed today, but this is the local news http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/metro/tension-escalates-in-a-st-charles-county-subdivision-after-a/article_f4803317-4ee7-5b4c-807f-4c9d9472d15b.html
assbot: Tension escalates in a St. Charles County subdivision after a new neighbor moves in : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pxh34h )
BingoBoingo: “This is a mess,” said Jana Chamblee, who lives with her husband, Don, and their three children. “This is the biggest mess I’ve had in my life.” ... Chamblee and others on the block point to a house behind them, where Maritha Hunter-Butler has lived since May 9. She moved in with her three sons, a female partner and their four dogs. The neighbors say the dogs bark at all hours of the night, visitors constantly come and g ☟︎
BingoBoingo: o and Hunter-Butler has made threatening remarks.
trinque: BingoBoingo: sounds a bit like this news I'm reading of the "market rally" "disintegrating". ☟︎
trinque: http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/08/25/us-markets-stocks-usa-idUSKCN0QU13F20150825
assbot: Wall Street's rally goes up in smoke, indexes end lower| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1MLQYzp )
trinque: it's definitely not a crash.
trinque: and that toddler wasn't killed.
trinque: because we can just declare things... and what's reality anyway?
BingoBoingo: You have to hit something for it to be a crash. If your car goes off the road and sink into the mud, but it stopped because of mud and not impact it wasn't a crash.
trinque: heh, I'll grant that
BingoBoingo: All of that QE was mud.
trinque: heh, the QE was a mudslide that lifted the car up, carried it along in the same direction for a bit
trinque: could toss it in a ditch, could engulf it and continue on, who knows!
BingoBoingo: I like to think of QE as the bog the car was driven into because OMG a skunk. To avoid the pain of a honest crash the doors became embeded too deep to allow exit from the vehicle
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24200 @ 0.00070293 = 17.0109 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36276 @ 0.00069767 = 25.3087 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15274 @ 0.00069723 = 10.6495 BTC [-]
scoopButt: http://qntra.net/2015/08/british-cultural-capital-controls-interfere-with-commerce/
assbot: British 'Cultural' Capital Controls Interfere With Commerce | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1hFbtmc )
mats: i climbed out of a sun roof after a wreck once
mats: the driver hadn't turned off the dance music yet and it felt like i was in a B rated movie
mats: he was high and literally said, "i'm not going to crash the car, man" five seconds before he went off the road ☟︎
trinque: heh
trinque: "I'm go...I'm good man"
trinque: never a clearer sign the guy isn't
Adlai: nah, actually leaving the lane is clearer
Adlai: and unfortunately (from the perspective of "fail earlier oftener louder faster stronger") usually just results in returning to the lane
BingoBoingo prefers those nice well paved country roads that don't have marked "lanes" (because why mark up the tarmac when tractors obliviate much things?)
thestringpuller: ;;seen smickles
gribble: smickles was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 10 weeks, 6 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes, and 50 seconds ago: <smickles> easily a few more bil in things like BPOs and BPCs
thestringpuller: :(
BingoBoingo: !gettrust smickles
assbot: Trust relationship from user BingoBoingo to user smickles: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 7 via 7 connections. |http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/trust/?from=BingoBoingo&to=smickles | http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/smickles/
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 225.18, vol: 37690.07736915 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 223.279, vol: 15466.33828 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 225.52, vol: 49475.33784738 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 227.6, vol: 0.19 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 224.063199, vol: 49788.19410000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 224.49439, vol: 322.23035795 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 244.436, vol: 208.98435776 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: ;;more
gribble: 224.759084069
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252205 << l0l, i always imagined mircea_popescu had a wooden panel full of analogue gauges for mpex, a ship's telegraph for changing course, and a speaking horn for dictating more complex orders ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 00:00:08; assbot: Logged on 25-05-2015 23:34:32; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-05-2015#1144802 << apparently this is not obvious, but the principal reason i'm here is that convenient packaging of mpex tickers.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> ... << l0l, i always imagined mircea_popescu had a wooden panel full of analogue gauges for mpex, a ship's telegraph for changing course, and a speaking horn for dictating more complex orders << I imagine at times even the ships captain wants to step away from the bridge for a bit of sodomy without being completely cut off
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29850 @ 0.0007032 = 20.9905 BTC [+] {3}
asciilifeform: sooo i was out walking by the uni, and found a thumb drive
BingoBoingo was surptised when joining #bitcoin-asset-trades just how much stuf didn't make the cut for arriving here
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Interesting trap in thumbdrive?
asciilifeform: full of 'business school' homework from unpronounceably-named chinese exchange students
BingoBoingo: lol
asciilifeform: they were assigned 'digital currencies'
asciilifeform: and the required reading dir is full of 'whitepapers' concerning 1990s-style centralized shitpal-esque 'coins' ☟︎
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: i'ma let you finished but what level of hotness are the sorority girls at said uni?
asciilifeform: some chick cries now for lacking her powerpointz
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: all levels
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: but very commonly they (at least the native ones) have 'agricultural face'
asciilifeform: or whatever it is called here
mod6: haha
thestringpuller: diversity at its finest.
thestringpuller: mod6 def knows the type.
asciilifeform: it's not even an ethnicity, but more of a state of mind
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54639 @ 0.0007004 = 38.2692 BTC [-] {5}
gernika: BingoBoingo: something's wrong with this sentence I think: "Vaizey instead want to part the buyer and his purchase to part in a sale as has happened previously when 'cultural' export bans have been applied to artifacts."
BingoBoingo: gernika: thanks, fixed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3956 @ 0.00070347 = 2.7829 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: http://s17.postimg.org/pz3aowt7z/11705365_1460274277632496_7058363122198226781_n.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Lzwtar )
Adlai: Logged on 26-08-2015 02:57:57; Adlai: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252204 << apparently this is not obvious, but the principle reason i'm here is that convenient nucleation in the superheated fluid of trollcoin ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 00:00:08; mod6: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-05-2015#1144946
Adlai: fuck
Adlai: !down Adlai
trinque: ^lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13050 @ 0.00070609 = 9.2145 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Ah and here's assbot feed's best part. Keeps the conversation going.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00070367 = 4.4331 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo remembers MPOE under 2 not that long ago
BingoBoingo: Or was it 3
mod6: low was 0.00014430 on mar. 23rd according to btcalpha ☟︎
BingoBoingo: ah
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.0007064 = 6.2163 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21938 @ 0.0007065 = 15.4992 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8228 @ 0.00070367 = 5.7898 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-08-2015#1252200 << remind me briefly what exactly is is that makes you think you belong here. ☝︎☟︎
assbot: Logged on 25-08-2015 23:55:51; *: Adlai seconds http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=25-05-2015#1144802 until, byte-for-byte, human commentary outweighs assbot spammentary
mircea_popescu: i get it, you leech and wish to complain about how the content you leech is packaged. this makes sense in your alt-universe ?
mircea_popescu: fucking "votes", like that's how it works now.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252207 << why does the woman get a bra! same boobs... ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 00:22:33; BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/25/1e1a509a242738a88c28abc6d300165a.jpg
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: The pretense. As the Obeast loses distinctive sex characteristics it overcompensates in adopting cultural signifiers.
mircea_popescu: now that's a point
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252213 << indeed huh. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 00:34:51; trinque: BingoBoingo: sounds a bit like this news I'm reading of the "market rally" "disintegrating".
mircea_popescu: so why'd they shoot the toddler BingoBoingo ? was it the "officer felt his life endangered" or was it "toddler didn't obey comamnds"
mircea_popescu: heck, give fathers back the power to shoot toddlers that don't obey commands, see the "demographics problems" end overnight. ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252289 << the lulzy part is that, iirc, the man writes tradebots himself! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 04:39:34; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-08-2015#1252200 << remind me briefly what exactly is is that makes you think you belong here.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252300 >>>> http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=16-02-2014#509010 ☝︎☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 05:20:15; mircea_popescu: heck, give fathers back the power to shoot toddlers that don't obey commands, see the "demographics problems" end overnight.
assbot: Logged on 16-02-2014 22:04:18; asciilifeform: they pass an old man who says, 'don't drown this fellow. i'll feed him dumplings, he won't have to do any work but to dip them'
mircea_popescu: which is fine, whosoever can do whatever the fuck they do, but this voting braindamage...
mircea_popescu: anyway.
asciilifeform: wai wut?!
asciilifeform: vote?
mircea_popescu: in other news, this building is easily 200 years old, the pipes are certainly solid steel, and they got the curse
mircea_popescu: (for they unfamiliar : old pipes in old buildings have, like any other rigid formation, resonancy frequencies.
asciilifeform: waterhammer, they call it here.
mircea_popescu: and one unlucky repair, even one just-such-weight faucet can make the whole thing an organ)
mircea_popescu: aha
asciilifeform: in usa this is pestilential in old flats and there is a - partial - fix
asciilifeform: you can get dampeners.
asciilifeform: (piston of known tension in a cylindrical vessel, attaches to a pipehead)
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, this isn';t that. you turn on the water, and five minutes later the whole thing bellows. no banging.
asciilifeform: who said plumbers don't need to stay awake in diff. eq. !
mircea_popescu: and it goes on after you turn it off, for like 5 minutes
mircea_popescu: it actually ends up resonant
asciilifeform: water, rather than air hammer. not 100% laminar flow!
asciilifeform: neato.
mircea_popescu: aha.
asciilifeform has vague memories of this as a boy
mircea_popescu: it's about, if i had to guess, 20khz. and prolly was there before but w/e, 8khz or somerthing
asciilifeform: if this were my flat i'd hook up antiphase speaker to the pipe
asciilifeform: For Science.
mircea_popescu: lol i don't give that much of a shit. but i also wouldn't want to own.
mircea_popescu: the many loltraps of real estate ownership, or why you can't really own "as an individual"
asciilifeform: or as with the toddler example,
asciilifeform: don't own anything you couldn't or wouldn't demolish and rebuild correctly.
asciilifeform: (questionable whether word 'own' is even applicable)
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: deedbot- feeds
mircea_popescu: hm. how did that thing work
asciilifeform: i rent my bldg. and wouldn't like to have it any other way. unless were so loaded that i could throw it away like a toothbrush if it gets tiresome.
mircea_popescu: owning real estate is its own economic enterprise.
asciilifeform: do it if +ev !
asciilifeform: otherwise why.
mircea_popescu: and hiding the cost of real estate from yourself (i don't rent, i own!) is just bad business
mircea_popescu: "oh, i couldnb't afford to live here if i had to rent"
mircea_popescu: well then guess what ?
asciilifeform: hiding from self is generally bad mojo.
asciilifeform just got back from the house of a phriend who, i shit thee not, filled two notebooks with one derivation, pen and paper, because ~none of the computeralgebrasystems he could find were able to swallow it~
asciilifeform: without upchucking ☟︎
asciilifeform: srsly the whole computer thing never quite happened.
mircea_popescu: !up Casper-
mircea_popescu: nah im not surprised. derivation notation is fucking pn
mircea_popescu lived with the exact same problem, even in the old days of derive.exe
asciilifeform: derive.exe !!!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14150 @ 0.00070367 = 9.9569 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: i just set it up on my hp200lx a few days ago.
mircea_popescu: ikr ?
asciilifeform: glorious, it is.
mircea_popescu: a sort of its very own ida.
mircea_popescu: but EVEN IT!
asciilifeform: didja know that it is in mulisp !
mircea_popescu: yes.
asciilifeform: and ported to the 'texas instruments 89' calculator ?
asciilifeform: (runs silently, internally)
mircea_popescu: that i never gas'd about.
asciilifeform: little pocket calculator.
asciilifeform: (m68k cpu)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33045 @ 0.00070198 = 23.1969 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: anyway. the notion that you can get a computer to "do your derivation" is exactly like the notion that you can get a computer to "do your thing"
mircea_popescu: sure.
mircea_popescu: in... principle.
asciilifeform: should at least cooperate, as excavator in digging a pit
asciilifeform: ought to beat shovel
mircea_popescu: if you're willing to set it up.
asciilifeform: naturally.
asciilifeform: back to 'derive' - there are so, so few proggies that are so ~pants-creamingly~ good at what they do,
asciilifeform: that one remembers fondly, a decade or two later.
mircea_popescu: it actually was so good the baby brother of a friend mostly wanted to "play derive" when he visited.
asciilifeform: i still 'play derive.'
asciilifeform: because i, elementarily, motherfuckingly, ~can~
mircea_popescu is grinning by himself like an idiot lol.
mircea_popescu: but yeah, i was explaining to the 5yo plane composition and shit.
mircea_popescu: he made a bunch of 3d sines he did.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8100 @ 0.00070716 = 5.728 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: anyway. at least in romania's 90s, the life of a young theoretical physicist was ~90% derive and the rest chicken scribblings of the kind you mention.
mircea_popescu: "what language is this ?!"
mircea_popescu: "math"
asciilifeform: >>> loper-os.org/pub/derive.zip <<< l337 w4r3z !!!
mircea_popescu: unsigned i take it.
asciilifeform: loper-os.org/pub/derive.zip.sig
asciilifeform: just for mircea_popescu.
mircea_popescu: no but see what i mean ?
mircea_popescu: pre bitcoin nobody had any fucking idea what computing even is supposed to be.
mircea_popescu: loper-os.org/pub goes to loper-os.nfshost.com/pub/ if you care.
asciilifeform: prefix www
asciilifeform: but what matter. it ought to resolve, and leech
asciilifeform: this copy is circa 1990 iirc.
mircea_popescu: http://www.loper-os.org/pub
assbot: 403 Forbidden ... ( http://bit.ly/1LvZvox )
asciilifeform: this ain't simtel
asciilifeform: not indexed.
asciilifeform: !s http://www.loper-os.org/pub
assbot: 403 Forbidden ... ( http://bit.ly/1LvZvox )
assbot: 78 results for 'http://www.loper-os.org/pub' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loper-os.org%2Fpub
asciilifeform: ^ most of'em
mircea_popescu: aok
mircea_popescu: "a buyer who paid 146,500 pounds formerly known as sterling"
mircea_popescu: ahahaha
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo was this because "no longer silver" or because "no longer a consideration", as in "sterling promise" ?
Casper-: Hey, i've read some of your stuff (qntra, contravex, dilema). is there a list of guys who's opinion you respect? e.g. more blogs/twitter
asciilifeform: dilema ?!
mircea_popescu: Casper- http://www.btcalpha.com/wot/user/mircea_popescu/ 2nd chunk.
assbot: mircea_popescu WoT Overview - Btc Alpha ... ( http://bit.ly/1LvZEIt )
Casper-: trilema, haha
mircea_popescu: also i rarely write on qntra and pete_dushenski does contravex
mircea_popescu: tho i suspect he might well be flattered.
Casper-: e.g. do u like Eric Vorhees?
mircea_popescu: got a specific text in mind ?
Casper-: no, nothing specific, i'm just trying to figure out who like to read that's all, i've liked Eric
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo http://qntra.net/2015/08/twitter-forbids-monitoring-politicians-deleted-tweets/#comment-45453 << incidentally the man is right. social media (perhaps pioneered by twitter, when they were trying to get google to spread the fake money by paying for access) have been using something very much akin to the "unheard of" trilema paid content scheme.
assbot: Twitter Forbids Monitoring Politicians' Deleted Tweets | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1LvZMrB )
mircea_popescu: except you get a few thousand meaningless pages per day or something. but those are mere parameters. the idea is the same.
asciilifeform: botnet folks gotta eat somehow!
asciilifeform: not that many practical applications for maxint ip
mircea_popescu: ironically this isn't either. who gives a shit what derps say on twitter.
mircea_popescu: this is the deep dark secret they don't want to face. the "effaceable" trend on social media is just that - another expression of the fundamental truth that social media does not matter.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252258 << clearly community college's keeping up with the times. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 02:31:23; asciilifeform: and the required reading dir is full of 'whitepapers' concerning 1990s-style centralized shitpal-esque 'coins'
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: for reference, this is the same mega-citadeloflearning where elaine shi and andrew miller ply their trade
mircea_popescu: obviously.
asciilifeform: clitadel.
mircea_popescu: http://40.media.tumblr.com/3c67ec86122253f5d2eb70757b91d789/tumblr_noymgqryMl1uqlm9xo1_1280.jpg << pic related.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1LvZWiu )
mircea_popescu: because you'd have to be pretty high to imagine THAT is how eating cunt works.
Casper-: this is Eric's blog, btw. http://moneyandstate.com/bitcoin-separation-money-state/
assbot: Bitcoin and the Separation of Money and State - Money and State ... ( http://bit.ly/1LvZYqI )
mircea_popescu: "what, with the relevant bits safely pushed away, the pudendal shield pressing against the nose. LOGIC!"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21516 @ 0.00070633 = 15.1974 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: srsly, that thumbdrive shit blew me away, it's like you were walking in a medical school campus and found a disk full of guides to bloodletting
asciilifeform: dated in the past year
mircea_popescu: pushing the point a little, neh ? i mean what, even the first basic qualification thing for bitcoin is not a week old.
mircea_popescu: teh ppl dunno yet!
asciilifeform: understand, these weren't even scamcoinz
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 94300 @ 0.00070964 = 66.9191 BTC [+] {5}
asciilifeform: but central-ledger thingies
mircea_popescu: yeah.
mircea_popescu: tell you what, plenty of guides on bloodletting in 1795
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252284 << sad times huh. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 03:20:23; mod6: low was 0.00014430 on mar. 23rd according to btcalpha
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron hey, how do you feed your twitter ? is it by hand or some sort of remarkably clever script ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: and also, http://40.media.tumblr.com/681160776ca56b2ea25a8156ef74034c/tumblr_np27s7HJI81uqlm9xo1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JxCXEh )
mircea_popescu: cazalla_ https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << you got any fucking idea why the sudden change in baseline ?
assbot: Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1JxDGW6 )
mircea_popescu: are these dudes just lying / making up random numbers / multipliers or wtf.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36400 @ 0.0007136 = 25.975 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10400 @ 0.00071022 = 7.3863 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13500 @ 0.00071022 = 9.588 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: in the ever-amusing tor saga, http://pastebin.ca/3129249
assbot: pastebin - Miscellany - post number 3129249 ... ( http://bit.ly/1K04654 )
mircea_popescu: "Support is building for changing part of bitcoin's design, after two high-profile developers introduced an alternate version of the virtual currency aimed at speeding up transactions and future-proofing the digital money.
mircea_popescu: Some of bitcoin's biggest backers, including BitPay, Blockchain.info, Circle and KnCMiner.com, wrote a letter this week in support of the existing version of bitcoin—but only if it adopts some of the central ideas proposed by the renegade developers, Gavin Andresen and Mike Hearn."
mircea_popescu: ^ Olga Kharif logic.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/the-politics-of-bitcoin/ << for the "nobody could havew predicted" pile.
assbot: The politics of Bitcoin on Trilema - A blog by Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1K07c9f )
cazalla: mircea_popescu, qntra been discussed a bit on twitter lately thanks to BingoBoingo's articles
mircea_popescu: ah
cazalla: and fuck millennials and their inability to look before they merge lanes, last thing i fkn needed was a car smash
mircea_popescu: o.O
cazalla: her insurance will cover it but still, they don't cover my time
cazalla: mircea_popescu, https://twitter.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=qntra.net&src=typd ya might have to scroll for the jon matonis and peter todd qntra mentions
assbot: qntra.net - Recherche sur Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1K0e9qT )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.0007129 = 1.7823 BTC [-]
punkman: mircea_popescu: and also, http://40.media.tumblr.com/681160776ca56b2ea25a8156ef74034c/tumblr_np27s7HJI81uqlm9xo1_1280.jpg << https://cumshoteditor.com/product/cumshot-editor-pro
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JxCXEh )
assbot: Cumshot Editor Pro - Cumshoteditor ... ( http://bit.ly/1KMsTDX )
cazalla: punkman, what's a bet it is used predominantly with pics sourced from facebook friends
mircea_popescu: lolright
punkman: cazalla: even says so in copy
punkman: "Let me tell you – this 37 bucks editor has literally saved me more than 5.000 bucks in my estimates, by just satisfying my needs without the strong need to pamper the next gold digging whore."
mircea_popescu: ...
mircea_popescu: who the fuck is into sex for the ... what, the view of after-sex outside ejaculation ?!
mircea_popescu: i wonder if there actually exists the weirdo out there who spends 9 month intervals on "projects" which consist of amassing pics of random neighbour, then photoshopping wild orgy, then photoshopping her fictitious pregnancy resulting from there, then photoshopping her delivery and so on.
cazalla: sounds like you've given that much thought
cazalla: punkman, lol @ the testimonials "Dude.. this is.. this is… fucking awesome. lol I have never thought I’d actually pay money for software but I couldn’t resist cumming on all my facebook friends pics.. Works like a charm and is actually the best masturbation material ~_~"
cazalla: anyway, that sorta thing is a popular request thread on 4chan from time to time
mircea_popescu: Casper-
mircea_popescu: cazalla actually it's the first time it occured to me
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3991 @ 0.00071556 = 2.8558 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5785 @ 0.00071583 = 4.1411 BTC [+] {2}
shinohai: I shall forever keep this in pr0n bots memory: https://vid.me/QlD7
assbot: Video upload (QlD7) - vidme ... ( http://bit.ly/1i18Meo )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.00071908 = 2.1932 BTC [+]
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252211 <<< easier to just kill the dogs than plead and beg someone to do something about their barking dog at 3am ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 00:26:32; BingoBoingo: “This is a mess,” said Jana Chamblee, who lives with her husband, Don, and their three children. “This is the biggest mess I’ve had in my life.” ... Chamblee and others on the block point to a house behind them, where Maritha Hunter-Butler has lived since May 9. She moved in with her three sons, a female partner and their four dogs. The neighbors say the dogs bark at all hours of the night, visitors con
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252232 <<< lol maybe related to the ditz that merged into me today ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 01:54:49; mats: he was high and literally said, "i'm not going to crash the car, man" five seconds before he went off the road
punkman: https://planetbell.files.wordpress.com/2013/10/image33.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1NTS3DX )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00071908 = 1.2224 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2900 @ 0.00071908 = 2.0853 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2100 @ 0.00071908 = 1.5101 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00071908 = 1.4382 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5100 @ 0.0007129 = 3.6358 BTC [-]
punkman: http://bigstory.ap.org/article/0379f53773dd4d359076386ea526cedc/detroit-police-seek-men-who-robbed-couples-raped-women
assbot: Detroit police seek men who robbed couples, raped the women ... ( http://bit.ly/1LAaO1C )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3386 @ 0.0007129 = 2.4139 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2661 @ 0.00071908 = 1.9135 BTC [+]
fluffypony: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3ifrse/iq_190_versus_japanese_police_mtgox_update_in/
assbot: iq 190 versus japanese police - mtgox update (in japanese) : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1NB5Ylk )
fluffypony: "of even 1.1 billion yen from the mount Gokkusu company funds have been lending to affiliated companies"
fluffypony: Mount Gokkusu
fluffypony: awesome
fluffypony: and Marc Karupuresu
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: Marc Karupuresu-san, glorious leader of famous industry Mount Gokkusu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.00071448 = 2.1792 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00071301 = 2.3886 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2600 @ 0.00071291 = 1.8536 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16856 @ 0.0007129 = 12.0166 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10860 @ 0.00070926 = 7.7026 BTC [-] {3}
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252447 << by hand, yes ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 06:18:48; mircea_popescu: danielpbarron hey, how do you feed your twitter ? is it by hand or some sort of remarkably clever script ?
funkenstein_: "Needless to say, this dumping of sensitive personal and financial information is bound to have catastrophic effects on the lives of the website's users," according to a lawsuit filed Friday on behalf of an anonymous Los Angeles man who created an account with Ashley Madison in March 2012.
funkenstein_: Is it really needless to say that people are noncommunicative fuckwits, and even if so, does that mean they should be awarded damages?
punkman: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/ashley-madison-faces-578m-canadian-class-action-lawsuit-article-1.2333933
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1K1Ifdz )
punkman: funkenstein_: the people that paid a fee to get their account deleted have every right to sue
punkman: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/woman-downs-200-bottle-cognac-beat-airport-rules-article-1.2337482 heh
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JlYKgR )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2800 @ 0.00070734 = 1.9806 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1550 @ 0.00071328 = 1.1056 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3230 @ 0.0007065 = 2.282 BTC [-] {2}
funkenstein_: punkman, ok you have a point there. but hardly "bound to have catastrophic effects"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2900 @ 0.0007065 = 2.0489 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7475 @ 0.00070594 = 5.2769 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33550 @ 0.00070394 = 23.6172 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5060 @ 0.00070298 = 3.5571 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> so why'd they shoot the toddler BingoBoingo ? was it the "officer felt his life endangered" or was it "toddler didn't obey comamnds" << WHo shot toddler presented as a mystery so far
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3249 @ 0.00070042 = 2.2757 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo was this because "no longer silver" or because "no longer a consideration", as in "sterling promise" ? << No longer silver nor a pound in weight
mats: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-05-2015#1144858 << i'm in favor of raising threshold, to 10 or 100 BTC ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 25-05-2015 20:19:42; BingoBoingo: <kakobrekla> as stated, there is enough interest with a small rebellion on top - so they stay << Maybe raise the limit? Perhaps 1BTC is nao too small and spammy, but 100 BTC is ok.
punkman: traders could vote for tradeblock size by appending a number of satoshis in their mpex trades!
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> are these dudes just lying / making up random numbers / multipliers or wtf. << Lots of social media creatures got very excited about the certainty we were using to dismiss XTCoin
BingoBoingo: But the actual Quantcast numbers could very well be invented
mats: $ grep -c '[MPEX][S.MPOE]' \#bitcoin-assets.txt
mats: 26993
mats: $ wc -l \#bitcoin-assets.txt
mats: 570689 #bitcoin-assets.txt
mats: goes back a year and some change.
asciilifeform: meanwhile...
asciilifeform: http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/4DB1842C9A8152D692712E1C547CCB631A94D2DD0B72C509FFCC0A1D66BAE2CF
assbot: Welcome | Phuctor ... ( http://bit.ly/1Igc9mQ )
asciilifeform: gcd==6635724473865; Larry B. Macy, Ph.D. <macy@upenn.edu>
asciilifeform: http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/193B1475A224970C48CBAEFB676286194E1CB3AA58826D40081DCECD932D612B
assbot: Welcome | Phuctor ... ( http://bit.ly/1Igcc27 )
asciilifeform: gcd==176093659177
asciilifeform: Charly Avital (1.0.7) <shavital@mac.com>; Charly Avital (1.0.7) <shavital@netbox.com>; Charly Avital (1.0.7) <shavital@netvision.net.il>;
asciilifeform: and, more interestingly,
asciilifeform: http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/5C98BDAEE4C2F62589E9AA3A48BA3A83672C2D118BC92C174D0ED05E85E374F5
asciilifeform: gcd==115689563593438224355064235381090056755163859480449174433830003975037467950966309481394007709292222401673721911305757070903002186880134248491556817065874097861521564574240083326343937488908899708599174992366919884328839153192482261044065875685676447097938344009705169081015113163350134173402351902967563106577 ☟︎
asciilifeform: alice@example.com
asciilifeform: ^ somebody apparently insisted on testing whether we actually gcd or merely trialdivide by smallints ?
asciilifeform: the first two are classic 32-bit-mirror pattern.
mats: phuctor only a week behind now huh
mats: nice.
asciilifeform: mats: i've been feeding it in ~week batches.
asciilifeform: btw, even though phuctor doesn't know it yet,
asciilifeform: 1892723568087551493618009926760646349750467909459205522740818964105167347100605148404547621231828137233618985557651353972652544834696902490261435508019184913443852889174299036165741658177022592368459736005914185040826479573661843378682873100657805929320966265028821081871933334201224905640147632447988816821204762280887813873227995514589266043350766730094335329902939423219963864086671420764362056760171241392986612229786936976293
asciilifeform: 8782865030610011580585795814396421806357354395965320159640864707390392014207044836043353715693836994998437234838731485153184127003171175279749428713283864650143760704836263568001942385593 == 16360365700220383083992880523651957772484327905585940654336777478534165450848968948511765861171837485450883856464038603399315640317512366397354934510310019469606107654802941687468389058162309313111941860583228386078296432650103403156222831
asciilifeform: 5199932231505284351687168764809408601196984251559017124370646263943209 * 115689563593438224355064235381090056755163859480449174433830003975037467950966309481394007709292222401673721911305757070903002186880134248491556817065874097861521564574240083326343937488908899708599174992366919884328839153192482261044065875685676447097938344009705169081015113163350134173402351902967563106577.
asciilifeform waves hello to 'researcherz doing research'
asciilifeform: https://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?op=vindex&fingerprint=on&search=0xE4D2A44D1D8A78CC << our 'alice'.
assbot: Search results for '0xe4d2a44d1d8a78cc' ... ( http://bit.ly/1IgdnP4 )
asciilifeform: https://www.med.upenn.edu/bbl/macy_publications.shtml << dr. macy
assbot: Neuropsychiatry Section ... ( http://bit.ly/1Igez4R )
asciilifeform: ^ apparently specialist in reproductive biology
asciilifeform: http://gnupg.10057.n7.nabble.com/template/NamlServlet.jtp?macro=user_nodes&user=87 << charly avital. gpg tester ?
assbot: GnuPG - Profile of Charly Avital ... ( http://bit.ly/1Jy7jqs )
asciilifeform: '(GnuPG/MacGPG2) 2.0.20 - gpg (GnuPG) 1.4.15 TB 24.0.1 Enigmail version 1.6 (20131006-1849)'
asciilifeform: finally.
asciilifeform: but i still see no reason to think that the faux key was uploaded from his own system. or that this took place with any of the others.
asciilifeform: who wants to write to mr avital...?
punkman: http://paxos.systems/index.html
assbot: Paxos Made Moderately Complex ... ( http://bit.ly/1IgiQoO )
mats: ;;calc 26993/570689
gribble: 0.0472989666876
mats: ~5% 'pure noise'
mircea_popescu: lol alfie.
mircea_popescu: mount gokksu is the official new name of the generic bitcoin scam with delusions of grandeur.
mircea_popescu: bitcoin-mount-gokksu being what mount hearnu & gokksu a be doing.
mircea_popescu: aka bitcoin-mg
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron oh ok. was gonna want to see that perl wonder otherwise :D
mircea_popescu: <funkenstein_> Is it really needless to say that people are noncommunicative fuckwits, and even if so, does that mean they should be awarded damages? << i hope the trial is directed at THE LYING FRAUDULENT SCUMBAGS that ran the site.
mircea_popescu: <punkman> traders could vote for tradeblock size by appending a number of satoshis in their mpex trades! << yeah seriously. how about this : voice costs about the same.
mircea_popescu: i wanna see all these people who are too busy to read a line worth two hundred bux prove it.
mircea_popescu: <mats> $ grep -c '[MPEX][S.MPOE]' \#bitcoin-assets.txt << not like it's SO HARD to kill a line so marked. which is why they have the motherfucking tags.
mircea_popescu: but apparently we suffer from "xt" syndrome and don';t even know it.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform our 'alice'. << created 27 aug last year no less.
mircea_popescu: punkman " Before you start, make sure you are familiar with the terms in the word cloud above." motherfucker. being "familiar" is exactly what these poorly brought up children do, and the word for it is impudence. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: (for the record - lest you be "familiar" with the term from the broken contemporary dictionaries - impudence does not mean "being disrespectful of another person". it has nothing to do with others. impudence is grossly manifest pretense to unwarranted importance. and it's been the distinguishing mark of young adults in agrarian societies since forever.)
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252300 << reducing the tyke to starvation wages at 18 is the pressed shitboard stand in ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 05:20:15; mircea_popescu: heck, give fathers back the power to shoot toddlers that don't obey commands, see the "demographics problems" end overnight.
mircea_popescu: pfff.
mircea_popescu: what starvation wages.
ben_vulpes: "the wife'd never let you"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3990 @ 0.00070872 = 2.8278 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: so basically the vp is "let's make one of these things that'll never be able to stand on its own" "i'd rather build a perpetual money flame"
mircea_popescu: or a commemorative melted cheese fountain.
ben_vulpes: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252346 << subject of, asciilifeform, didja see https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X69_42Mj-g ?? ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 05:34:47; asciilifeform: without upchucking
assbot: Clasp: Common Lisp using LLVM and C++ for Molecular Metaprogramming - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1NUt0jY )
ben_vulpes: guy is rewriting class and pointer locations in memory on the fly
ben_vulpes: among other gems
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: why would i want to see this ?!
ben_vulpes: claims that his lisp works with force fields and constrait systems as first class concepts
ben_vulpes shrugs
asciilifeform: so whence the cpp horrors ?
asciilifeform: if 'his lisp works'
ben_vulpes: fast molecular dynamics tools he didn't care to rewrite himself.
ben_vulpes: etymological interest?
ben_vulpes: er
asciilifeform: entomological?
ben_vulpes: entomological
mats: TIL the HTTP referrer header is misspelled 'referer' in the actual standard and subsequently in the implementations
asciilifeform: mats: old nyooz, whole religions have been built on mistranslations and orthographic mistakes
mircea_popescu: https://bitbet.us/bet/1191/the-hearn-gavin-scamcoin-will-fizzle-in-2016/ << it is my pleasure to report that so far, the herniated minds with the bitcoin-mount gokksu fixation have contributed a total of 533 words and 0.53231949 BTC in actual bets,
assbot: BitBet - The Hearn-Gavin scamcoin will fizzle in 2016 :: 101.09 B (98%) on Yes, 1.54 B (2%) on No | closing in 10 months 1 week| weight: 98`985 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1JoYZVq )
mircea_popescu: putting their per-word value at 0.0001 btc by this simple test.
ben_vulpes: i stopped reading at "so if just one XT node..." the other day.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: aren't these the same folks who wouldn't buy the ethereum 'derp' futures?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: actually ~using~ bitbet, to them, would be a kind of surrender, no ?
mircea_popescu: mats yup. which is how i learned that particular misspelling ;/
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform they're the same folks that aren't buying cars and time with the sluts born the same year as themselves, by the same token. so what of it.
asciilifeform: though, you gotta love the very special imbecile who complained about the 'risk' of being paid bet winnings in '1mbcoin'
mircea_popescu: if it's not on the "electronic foodstamp list" in the supermarket, how'd they buy it
mats: 0.5323? whaddabout the other 1.01?
mircea_popescu: the part on yes ?
mircea_popescu: da fuck ?!
mircea_popescu: that's another mindfuck : aside my feed, people actually bet MORE on yes. in spite of there being 100 on yes.
mircea_popescu: mats oh, yeah. im only counting things happening after thew thing hit the reddits.
asciilifeform: speaking of,
asciilifeform: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3icef3/leaked_btc_foundation_digest_2013_complete_with
assbot: Leaked Btc Foundation Digest (2013) - complete with confessed NSA stoolies, planned lies to public, etc. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1hEnOqH )
asciilifeform: ~193 pts
mircea_popescu: pts ?
asciilifeform: 'ups'
mircea_popescu: huh
asciilifeform: or whatever they're called now.
mircea_popescu: oh oh
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform honestly, might not be so very imbecile. it wouldn't surprise me if the fork gets improved to remove selected old coinbases once it's in.
mircea_popescu: after all, once it's in, it's in, they can do whatever they want. which is the entire point.
asciilifeform: camel's nose, elementary.
mircea_popescu: quite.
asciilifeform: 'remove t3rr0r1st coinz!!11'
mircea_popescu: hey, they're already derping about how "bitcoin is regulated" and whatnot.
asciilifeform: 'give back stolen btc to the rightful ownerz'
mircea_popescu: i fully expect they fall back to that nonsense once they [somehow comprehend] they got beaten on technical dispute.
mircea_popescu: just like they fell on this once the previous failed and so on
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4850 @ 0.00071408 = 3.4633 BTC [+] {4}
asciilifeform: they have a bottomless barrel of 'improvements'. if that fails, it'll be 'environmentally-friendly minerless distribution' or some other crock of shit
mircea_popescu: notrly.
mircea_popescu: this was the golden bullet, doesn't have a spare silver even.
BingoBoingo: Problem with voting, idiots can vote for things that don't exist yet https://archive.is/eLLcl
assbot: Bitfury joins Chinese pools and backs BIP100, nearly 50% of hashing power is now publicly backing BIP100 : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1NUv5fX )
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252598 << and website's not even half done! ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 26-08-2015 15:35:27; mircea_popescu: punkman " Before you start, make sure you are familiar with the terms in the word cloud above." motherfucker. being "familiar" is exactly what these poorly brought up children do, and the word for it is impudence.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo imo that wants to mean "we don't want things stuck here forever, but we don't support gavin"
punkman: but hey they have a cool domain and they already got the USG grants
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if cn miners insist on testing the voltage on the electric fence using own cocks, who am i to disagree
mircea_popescu: which is perhaps the only sane position a fiat-backed venture can take.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Of course, but I await the idiot train that assumes it means something else.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform bip100 is not actually specified yet.
mircea_popescu: it can mean "go suck mp's cock in argentina" for all anyone knows.
BingoBoingo: Or it could be a symlink to BIP $maxint: No more BIPs
mircea_popescu: or that.
mircea_popescu: for all its warts, the bip system did have the practical utility of discouraging discussion over a majority of historical harebrained schemes.
mircea_popescu: it's very own sort of soft !v
mircea_popescu: who even knew that for YEARS this was actually enough.
mircea_popescu: years!
BingoBoingo: Seriously, just enough years for the cartilage of bitcoin to calcify enough to support walking even
mircea_popescu: i guess that's a point
mircea_popescu: biology, eh BingoBoingo ?
BingoBoingo: Seriously
mats: s.mpoe so stable
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00070037 = 3.4318 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00070032 = 3.7467 BTC [-]
trinque: deedbot-: feeds add http://nosuchlabs.com/rss
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1gNelws )
deedbot-: http://nosuchlabs.com/rss added.
trinque: mircea_popescu: currently the thing listens to me only; when I get a chance, I'll grab the code from the deeds module and let L1 control feeds
trinque: meanwhile I can add whatever you'd like
deedbot-: [Trilema] RObotzi S03 Ep3 : Hobby - http://trilema.com/2015/robotzi-s03-ep3-hobby/
deedbot-: [Trilema] The three friends and the means of meaning - http://trilema.com/2015/the-three-friends-and-the-means-of-meaning/
deedbot-: [Qntra] British 'Cultural' Capital Controls Interfere With Commerce - http://qntra.net/2015/08/british-cultural-capital-controls-interfere-with-commerce/
deedbot-: [Recently Phuctored RSA Moduli] Phuctored RSA Modulus, GCD=609 (Blevins <<wblevins@ix.netcom.com>>; THIS KEY HAS BEEN REVOKED <PLEASE DO NOT USE>; ) - http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/B6D497A91DB9DE78E559BF952FFC44A45C0C8CA5FAB4A23E547F125A6541B7A6#B437CABB5475E65CED65A102B206BE9857C3FD0C9A24DF62941BF5FF46D73AB5
deedbot-: [Recently Phuctored RSA Moduli] Phuctored RSA Modulus, GCD=519691042937 (Andrew Orr <andrew@andreworr.ca>; ) - http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D9C5494A7B03BBA6E8699AF3EBACA1A2E3ED77906921EB829571A5AEF2623FBC#BD2846B267D49C865911E7513CAF4254669848792AA6903D280A0F8EBD2813F6
deedbot-: [Recently Phuctored RSA Moduli] Phuctored RSA Modulus, GCD=4294967297 (Andrew Orr <andrew@andreworr.ca>; ) - http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/D9C5494A7B03BBA6E8699AF3EBACA1A2E3ED77906921EB829571A5AEF2623FBC#211791FC37A1BB035F09E688CE238EE61F2933B6A01D2FC7512BD771F4C23032
deedbot-: [Recently Phuctored RSA Moduli] Phuctored RSA Modulus, GCD=357 (__test__ <__test__@ribble.cn>; ) - http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/553307AFE540EF3E57BB4D3558C9C7FA88F2C4B81CBCB9F5ADEF116B4055E582#5A0C130A24BF1E31756C501252C9F008E2453391CF4B48D78272C73DCA8CB16A
deedbot-: [Recently Phuctored RSA Moduli] Phuctored RSA Modulus, GCD=4294967297 (Luciano Buszmicz (Never forget: 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2.) <lbuszmicz@zimbra.itx.net>; ) - http://nosuchlabs.com/gpgkey/1C37B216D569982CD4D18802D703548E1A352C5E3C3F6057CEC02FFAFF9C8ABD#9098364A0C829D2334C1FEB28BB32586DD715CDA7CA82EA77EDB06C310FB6268
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trinque: ^ bleh, got stuck. I'm looking into it.
trinque: I've sprinkled logging throughout. If anyone sees him miss an article, give me a shout.
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trinque: ^ found some shitty code related to sqlite3 and gevent interacting poorly, made some changes.
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mircea_popescu: soo how about that virginia shooting.
mircea_popescu: !up anjap12
trinque: the guy says he was bullied!
mircea_popescu: totally justifiable homicide.
mircea_popescu: she wasn't nice to him.
mircea_popescu: it's practically rape.
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trinque: there seems to be an ever-growing category of americans which can't handle the slightest jostle of their emotional state.
trinque: pollution? death-rattle of a country? I'm not sure.
mircea_popescu: well, they weren't beaten as kids. so how'd they be sane as adults.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> she wasn't nice to him. << Apparently there is a manifesto. He's also pissed about the black church fires and Dylan Storm Roof.
trinque: manifesto, lol
mircea_popescu: trinque i don't see why it has to listen to anyone else.
trinque: k
trinque: and yes, I think it's abundantly clear that being raised in an environment without consequences yields horrible results.
mircea_popescu: without even the possibility of ~
mircea_popescu: !up ascii_field
trinque: and that someone being oh so very upset with you is not a consequence.
trinque: I certainly wasn't arbitrarily attacked in childhood, but I knew very well that certain behavior choices would result in an ass-kicking.
trinque: and I think that's exactly the right approach.
ascii_field: i think this one might be the first 1stperson-pov-filmed postal in usa
mircea_popescu: https://bitbet.us/bet/1191/the-hearn-gavin-scamcoin-will-fizzle-in-2016/#c5038 << that epic moment when xt-ians figure out they're destined to lose, by design.
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mircea_popescu: ascii_field some woman blew her brains out on live cam
mircea_popescu: actually multiple of these.
trinque: I've seen a vid of a dude doing the same
ascii_field: that ain't a postal
mircea_popescu: ;;googe live reporter suicide
trinque: yeah
gribble: Error: "googe" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: googe should be a word.
trinque: sounds like an unpleasant substance
trinque: hm, #suicideselfie
trinque: can we get it to trend?!
mircea_popescu: no, for obvious reasons.
trinque: I suppose it'd be short-lived.
mircea_popescu: haha
trinque: were these instances of people acting out common around the soviet collapse?
mircea_popescu: mnop
mircea_popescu: this collapse couldn't be more unlike that collapse in the following fundamental way :
mircea_popescu: the soviet state was a slow, inept drain on the resources of an otherwise powerful, self reliant and resourceful population.
mircea_popescu: contrariwise, the usg is a competent prop of an otherwise inept, worthless and disabled population.
mircea_popescu: the us is going to fail like argentina and the congo, not like russia or romania.
ascii_field: more of a rhodesia
trinque: makes sense.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field i dun think so.
trinque: I wonder if there's some subconscious awareness of this, being overextended and unable to help oneself.
trinque: hence nervous breakdown all over
mircea_popescu: if you push the point, you can claim the various attacks as quite edifyingly narcissistic
mircea_popescu: ascii_field what, you figure the chinese care ? i don't think they care.
mircea_popescu: they might rhodesia japan, and certainly will do something or other to korea. but the us ? i dunno.
mats: https://drive.google.com/file/d/0Bz6KeqSMAUiubkRxbXN3b1JQM0E le video for those interested in seeing it
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mircea_popescu: is there a transcript ?
mircea_popescu: :D
BingoBoingo: https://slimgur.com/images/2015/08/26/fbd10438e22d1ebbbb299e76d1e96ddf.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1JyJXkk )
punkman: mats doesn't work here
BingoBoingo: mats: You dig up the manifesto, I've been looking for it.
ascii_field: http://www.theverge.com/2015/8/24/9202957/ashley-madison-hack-competitor-dating-site << mega-l0l
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mircea_popescu: herp
ascii_field: https://krebsonsecurity.com/2015/08/leaked-ashleymadison-emails-suggest-execs-hacked-competitors << original
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ascii_field: (or i suppose the actual original is the leaked mailbox, which anyone can go and get)
trinque: mats: guy seems like a terrible shot.
trinque: squeezed off 3-4 at <10ft? target runs away? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: that's another thing. all these "gun violence" exponents are barely acquainted with guns.
mircea_popescu: it's like a "end violence - ban sinks" because a buncha bums keep running into houses, stealing the sinks and buldgeoning the poor ladies to death with 'em
trinque: if he'd ever picked one up before, it was in front of the mirror
trinque: heh, yup
mircea_popescu: "clearly - sinks kill people"
mats: BingoBoingo: i don't think ABC has released it
mircea_popescu: "you don't need a sink anyway, who doesn't eat at mcd ? terrorists, that's who!"
mircea_popescu: trinque dude thinking about it... 4 misses under 10 feet is not even terrible anymore. this is http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ATeamFiring level.
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ascii_field: hey there are folks who miss own head !
ascii_field: from 10cm
trinque: hahaha
mircea_popescu: that i can see.
mircea_popescu: people are wired to miss own head. but nobody's wired to miss a fucking monkey 10 feet away.
punkman: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=45f_1440493492 heh
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trinque: the guy was probably so internally conflicted that half of him didn't want to do it
trinque: flinching with every squeeze
mats: punkman: is a flash video, mayhaps thats why?
punkman: mats, I downloaded it, but such scam, too short
mircea_popescu: trinque untrained shooters have problems controlling their own reactions to the noise/physical stress.
trinque: yep
trinque: everything paints a picture of impulsive lashing out, not some plan, and certainly nothing deserving a "manifesto"
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: actually, even before the round fires - 'anticipatory flinch'
mats: i dunno about impulsive, if he was telling the truth about getting the handgun ~3mos ago
mircea_popescu: well yeah, he learned from prev one
mircea_popescu: trinque the manifesto is prolly just the nigger activistas creaming their pants
mircea_popescu: "whay none of these tyrones can wraet good like white folks! we should do something about it!"
trinque: mats: I dunno that I'd equate not being able to muster the (what? not courage) to do it == having a plan
mircea_popescu: "here's something that i just had my secretary type up and it was subseuqently found yesterday in the guy's dirty laundry bin."
trinque: nobody on the continent has a plan
trinque: just knows how having one looks on tv
mircea_popescu: bip 1337!
ascii_field: if he had a plan, there'd be a ruined bridge or demolished dam
trinque: with steampunk gogglez
mircea_popescu: ascii_field why this civil engineering bend ?
ascii_field: because it is abundantly clear that the standard u.s. 'postal' is going for tlp/fantasy-actualization, rather than partizan/corpse-maximization
mircea_popescu: if he had a plan, he'd have gone with a vest at one of those endless "conferences", except one for law enforcement. that's where all the alread-stole-enough DEA agents & c go to prowl for young meat.
mircea_popescu: wait for 9pm on friday night, pull the pin
ascii_field: spray petrol first.
mircea_popescu: nah, fire's ineffectual.
mircea_popescu: roll around in plastique, roll around in bearing balls.
ascii_field: on the contrary
mircea_popescu: call it the boom donut
ascii_field: fire holds the record thus far in north amer.
ascii_field: !s happyland
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ascii_field: !s happy land fire
assbot: 3 results for 'happy land fire' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=happy+land+fire
mircea_popescu: ascii_field fuel bombs are great but impossible to deliver on foot.
ascii_field: that's be fuel-air demolition thingie
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ascii_field: not what was meant here.
mircea_popescu: this said, it should be interesting to see what happens if there's say a coordinated booming of all the dams on the sacramento river. 15 minute intervals, going downstream.
mircea_popescu: not like they have water as it is.
ascii_field: ask orlov, l0l
mircea_popescu: still, this approach is ill advised.
mircea_popescu: currently there exists 0 example of a terrorist attack that actually justifies the government effort.
mircea_popescu: what, the terrorists bombed wall street ? uh oh, man in the street is so upset.
asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
ascii_field: my point was that whatever it was the 'postal' folks were optimizing for, it certainly isn't max damage or even intimidation
ascii_field: and the only thing they all have in common is that they play into the hands of usg agenda.
mircea_popescu: (incidentally : usable demolition charges are so unremarkable, they had to make a special treaty so everyone agrees to outlaw untagged charges. which is why all the brouhaha about "Sniffing explosives". properly made c4/semtex etc are not actually detectable on their own)
ascii_field: not as other than quadrapole/nmr
mircea_popescu: ascii_field i dun see it, just because you ex post facto define that agenda (as do they) doesn't mean it;'s anything
ascii_field: (ever wonder why the stereotypical arabian explosive is the suicidally unstable peroxide of acetone? no N !)
mircea_popescu: eh, good luck with nmr on such a scale.
mircea_popescu: for that matter, it's not THAT hard to manufacture.
mircea_popescu: certainly easier than meth.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: the detector is commercially-available, and mostly works
ascii_field: (with the obvious limitations)
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: chief among them, that it runs on windows ?
ascii_field: almost certainly
ascii_field: iirc mats was involved in mine-clearing
ascii_field: mats: does quadrupole nmr earn its pay ?
mircea_popescu: im sure if you have a lot of time and a well defined cube to look into it's useful.
mircea_popescu: ;;google container port
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ascii_field: anyone remember the lulzy 'ADE 651' scam ?
ascii_field: (one of the many fake quadrupole mineseekers)
mats: i had to google to find out what you're talking about
mats: i was never trained on such a device if .mil operates them
mats: bread n butter was handheld GPR systems and bigger ones attached to huskies
ascii_field just now learned that the quadrupole thing was, apparently, ~not~ commercially available at any point other than in scam form
ascii_field: (empty box)
ascii_field: portable mass spec / gas chromatograph for volatiles - yes
ascii_field: and can be seen at american airports
mats: and some misc sensing/jamming RF equipment intended to diddle remotely operated IEDs
ascii_field: also famous
ascii_field: though one has to wonder what the designers of the mines had instead of brains, for it to work
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mats: poorly informed instructors i would presume
mats: afaik folks caught on pretty quick and vast majority of IEDs became victim activated pressure plates
mats: or manual det via km-long lamp wire
mats: nasty stuff. my unit was rendered 'combat ineffective' overseas a buncha times because all their vehicles got fucked and half the joes were in germany getting fitted for prosthetics
mats: but hey -- get blown up twice, you go home. that's nice of 'em, i guess...
ascii_field: has to be ~twice~ !?
mats: well, if it doesn't maim you, yeah
mats: if you just get rocked, you go back on mission after you an eval by the doc
mats: you get an*
ascii_field: mats: went to a lecture once, by a fella who put forth a model where soldier's helmet ends up playing the role of an acoustic lens
ascii_field: and focuses shock wave
ascii_field: he suggested changing the shape of the helmet
ascii_field: iirc never went anywhere
mats: http://www.amazon.com/NEW-ORIGINAL-US-ARMY-ISSUE/dp/B004RCLM8Q << thats why these were standard issue
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mats: took a few years for DoD to figure it out, though
mircea_popescu: <mats> and half the joes were in germany getting fitted for prosthetics << germany is like the king of this trade by now.
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: it's where usg has its mega-colonialbase in eu
mircea_popescu: ascii_field you seen those open cone helmet things ?
ascii_field: open cone? as in bismark ?
mircea_popescu: "just as good as the real one, but focuses the waves away from your head
mircea_popescu: dorkiest look ever, too. "hey, i'm a wizard-soldier"
ascii_field: if it's an actual cone, the viet cong might have patent !
mircea_popescu: those just had a point
mircea_popescu: imagine an asymptotic curve rotated around its asymptote with the ends cut off.
ascii_field: l0l!
ascii_field: onion ?
ascii_field: or more like a klyster ?
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: iirc there were 16th c. spanish helms which looked rather like this.
mircea_popescu: well i can't fucking find a piocture, and i don't recall where the fuck this was. some sort of innovative tank helmet
mircea_popescu: prolly classified.
mircea_popescu: no im pretty sure it was cereal.
mircea_popescu: speaking of, "Modi faces crucial test in India as onion prices soar. High onion prices are creating a challenge for Indian Prime Minister Narendra."
mircea_popescu: and vaguely related, http://41.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvhrhr1i2jOBnpt1Go1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ejt1xL )
mircea_popescu: slash http://36.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvhrhklphE6oXgAtlo1_1280.jpg
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mats: http://fluxdesign.blogspot.com/2008/01/didnt-this-guys-mom-ever-tell-him-not.html << warning, graphic image
assbot: the shrunken head repair clinic & sacrificial brazier: Didn't This Guy's Mom Ever Tell Him Not to Bite Blasting Caps? ... ( http://bit.ly/1Ejt90n )
mats: this photo often shown in sapper training to remind joes not to bite the caps. used to be you'd do that to activate 'em
mircea_popescu: oh wait, there's more. http://36.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvhnzutgn7RqC7Zb5o1_1280.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1EjtkbZ )
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mats: http://www.lexpev.nl/images/m142usa2.jpg << nifty device
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1EjtSyK )
mats: http://www.cyterra.com/products/anpss14.htm << GPR/MD device. all sappers received instruction on operating this in initial training, starting in 2005 iirc
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asciilifeform: !up ascii_field
ascii_field: l0l l3
ascii_field: they own the ip range of the vampire tap (discussed earlier)
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deedbot-: [Qntra] Trilema Publishes Bitcoin Competency Exam - http://qntra.net/2015/08/trilema-publishes-bitcoin-competency-exam/
ascii_field: ;;later tell thestringpuller the name was vitalik, not vitilak
gribble: The operation succeeded.
ascii_field: ;;later tell thestringpuller 'have you believe' -> 'would have you believe' ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: fxd
mats: https://www.jkry.org/ouluhack/Toyota%20Touch%20%26%20Go
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BingoBoingo: So meta: https://www.firerecruit.com/articles/1863329-7-reasons-fire-trucks-catch-fire
assbot: 7 reasons fire trucks catch fire ... ( http://bit.ly/1JwyuNM )
trinque: PSA: I'm moving the blockchain for deedbot- to a larger volume, during which it will reject all deeds.
trinque: back in action shortly
thestringpuller: !up mitchell_callaha
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trinque: ^ back in action.
mircea_popescu: wb
BingoBoingo: Oh shit, is BetBet the most reccomended betting solution in a reddit thread? https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3ihtwt/this_is_the_most_reddit_sounding_thing_possible/
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thestringpuller: i just saw that. they downvoted the betmoose recommendation.
BingoBoingo: Prolly because it doesn't attract bettors, no one goes there.
thestringpuller: yea i di enjoy baseball season on bitbet
thestringpuller: do*
mircea_popescu: not a bad idea actually, some election bets. when is it, nov ?
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://41.media.tumblr.com/njE9Bw4rvh8c6wkdJi64baObo1_1280.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1hgffBq )
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: November 2016. Primary season starts early 2016
BingoBoingo: The two partie's nominees should be decided by this time 2016
mircea_popescu: aha. kinda too soon yet huh
BingoBoingo: Yeah
BingoBoingo: Actually the party conventions are in July 2016, could have bets on the nominations open, but still rather early
mircea_popescu: yeah.
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