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ascii_field: the only reason you are reading this by electric light, instead of mumbling to yourself in a field, is that someone had the freedom to counter-economically pull his mental dick by experimenting with strange.
ben_vulpes: much more so than the calculator with dick and spear
ben_vulpes: but the dick and spear?
trinque: we just know how to turn a dick inside out and sew it inside
trinque: nubbins`: but was the guy getting his dick chopped off one of those?
nubbins`: multiply that by 1000, and make it about having a pussy instead of a dick.
trinque: +nubbins` | like, say, the lineup at the dick-scissor store. < ahahha
nubbins`: like, say, the lineup at the dick-scissor store.
trinque: what would happen if every man cut off his dick
nubbins`: sure. he could simply decide fuck this, i don't want this dick, what good's it anyway, too
nubbins`: knew a guy who went by the name "mal" who was in the process of letting his wife cut his dick off
nubbins`: trinque what's wrong with dick hammering?
trinque: kitten stomping, dick hammering, you name it
decimation: asciilifeform: aye, would have to dick around with u-boot and the data sheet
nubbins`: everyone who ever poked his dick in pre-0.5.4 bitcoin
trinque: everyone who ever poked his dick into the github?
trinque: meanwhile I'm not about to run out in front of the white house with my dick out and a target painted on my chest
thestringpuller: Sucking the USG dick.
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> BingoBoingo most people that i've seen karaoke fit this boring midwestern 30something so-so woman type. << But that's easy mode to getting your dick wet. It works
thestringpuller: just bad feeling seeing summer 2015 as their schedule and this aligns with gavin wanting to have enough dick's sucked to push his shit into github around then as well
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes if you mean, as in latium, then note octavianus didn't adopt random orphans a la dick tracy.
cazalla: pls suck my dick costco and get the fuck out of my country with your made in china shit http://imgur.com/GgNi88n,twFcl5s,ABxl80G,BAl6CMj,xl80E2E
asciilifeform: or possibly philip dick.
ascii_field: how am i to know that, e.g., dick cheney, isn't hunting little gurlz for sport in arizona desert as we speak ?
mircea_popescu: it's so funny to me, all of east asia is pretty much one dick split up to two or even three men. india, right next to it... those dudes are reasonably hung.
cazalla: but i will say.. these red pill dickheads on reddit that mourn for a lack of virginal wife to have a family with aka http://i.imgur.com/zEEL7S4.jpg i've had the frigid virginal wife and the whore girlfriend who sucked any dick within arms reach and i will swear black and blue that the whore is far more satisfying despite the 24/7 drama
BingoBoingo: Iranians could totally get the dick.
ben_vulpes: oi mate i don't dick around with bounders
mircea_popescu: in a dick tracy sort of way
mircea_popescu: your dick can have middle lane.
nubbins`: dota 5? /me cuts off dick, throws in trash
asciilifeform: nubbins`: now that part's very easy, you don't need blocks of time to dick on irc
danielpbarron: well now i feel like a dick for having recommended people play only heads up to prevent collusion
ben_vulpes: <pete_dushenski> [] Xuthus: and who would you be ? << that guy who broke his dick, right?
asciilifeform: 'Platinum - also called platina is the heaviest substance but one (see No. 47) known, having a specific gravity of fully 21, which may be raised to about 21.5 by hammering.' - Encyclopaedia of Practical Receipts and Processes. William B. Dick, 1872. << mega-vintage-l0l
Vexual: Or sign to say you have a copy of some turgid dick in abs
decimation: so you gotta wonder how long it took the guy to dick around with his winblows cad software to create a bracket
mircea_popescu: well, i would imagine if they actually aim to be female they'd miss having a cunt more than having a dick.
Bagels7: I never asked but I might assume they miss having a dick
punkman: wasn't he the fellow with the broken dick?
decimation: emacs is great, but it is annoying how you have dick around with the settings for certain poorly written extensions sometimes
BingoBoingo: <IHB> i can't weigh in with my opinion. i will leave up to you guys. my stomach tells me the blocksize should not be raised and if people want to do other stuff they can peg their btc to a sidechain, if that ever becomes reality. << Not an unreasonable thing. Settlement happens on the blockchain small amounts dick around on distraction chain.
nubbins`: http://music.cbc.ca/#!/artists/Dick-Surgery
assbot: Shitting Dick Nipples - Encyclopedia Dramatica ... ( http://bit.ly/1wzBjal )
BingoBoingo: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Shitting_Dick_Nipples
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=shitting+dick+nipples | A term used to refer to strange fetishes involving drawn porn. Especially furry porn.
BingoBoingo: ;;ud shitting dick nipples
BingoBoingo: Given the common internet saying, I'm assuming the dick nipple must also engage in shitting?
trinque: thestringpuller: you can cut off the nipple... can't uncut the dick
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: would you rather have a dick sized nipple, or a nipple sized dick?
ben_vulpes: "dick surgery"?
davout: my butt, my dick, my neck
undata: it seems alien to me that words mean precisely dick in the present
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: why this peculiar dick-pulling, why pretend.
mircea_popescu: "I can and will still prove to you that Nubbins is full of shit and on a smear campaign, i am now just choosing to do so directly with the people who matter, not every tom dick and harry that thinks they know a darn thing about woodworking"
ben_vulpes: chip in dick
thestringpuller: "Cause I'ma cut your dick off in your sleep."
assbot: /marymad /BBoingo /benjammingh more dick that you can shake a stick at.
BingoBoingo: Seriosuly though what is a muscle bound negroid former highschool running back going to do when I slice his dick with my butt kegels to defeat prison rape?
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well, almonds and cyanide both taste bitter and yes this sucks major donkey dick.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: actual woman on dating site? lol wtf << Site in question kept my dick wet through Library school.
undata: I should've just gone to the valley to suck dick until I had enough to expatriate
BingoBoingo: But no, cuckoldy Mr. Watch a dick in his wiferson left early
mats: you'll finally have the biggest dick at the car show
decimation: this reminds me of B grade scifi movie - Screamers - based on a phillip k dick story
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF | DOWN TO GET THAT DICK DTFNE1 down to fuck any 1. She's DTF, She wants my dick in or around her mouth! - SuperBad. by KENDALL L January 01, 2008.
mats: and you can't do dick about it.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: don't be a dick about us Riccardo's << what do you use him for ?
fluffypony: don't be a dick about us Riccardo's
cazalla: how's the dick xanthyos ?
BingoBoingo: Ah, I thought maybe whoever conquered Tyrone took the women and left the dick girl.
asciilifeform: 'My dick piece never came off, but I didn't want it to, either. I found a black boyfriend that year, and so I discovered that the cause of my orgasm wasn't actually Tyrone's pee.'
adlai: that's philip k dick
mircea_popescu: "Dick Valis. Dick is an altcoin enthusiast and student of philosophy. He enjoys writing about cryptocurrencies and spending his time exploring reality and searching for truth."
undata: you still taking about your dick xanthyos?
cazalla: xanthyos, dick pics leaked? i'm not done with logs yet so feel free to tell me now
jurov: ben_vulpes: best make him write hex string on the dick and give him 0.1btc for the trouble :)
BingoBoingo: lol ben_vulpes isn't in xanthyos dick pic WoT
bagels7: :he thinks I'm normal: lol, oh that was sarcasm, No I am not going to break my dick
nubbins`: bagels7 are you also going to snap your dick in half like xanthyos did?
undata: dub: am I supposed to believe every joker that claims he broke his dick? standards, man.
dub: the big dick having set
dub: dick break is apparently not that uncommon but limited to a subset of men
dub: buddy of mine broke his dick, no joke
undata: BingoBoingo: who broke their dick?
BingoBoingo: Honestly after last week's broken dick hard to farm pity for health reasons for a while
danielpbarron: ;;rate thomas_d 1 plays on seals as thomas_dick
danielpbarron: ;;rate thomas_d 1 plays on seals as thomas_dick
xanthyos: he frinked my dick
decimation: it's cheaper to run a full server than to pay for the engineering time to dick with the fpga
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You have to be decisive... for your dick's sake
nubbins`: dude, your dick's been broken for an hour
nubbins`: what, you can't walk two hours with a broken dick?
BingoBoingo: If you ignore the problem you might not hace a dick
BingoBoingo: Just tell the operator you broke your dick and need an ambulance
thestringpuller: its like "the only thing I can do is work for cash burning start up or suck dick"
dignork: or dick pics for dollar, might work too
thestringpuller: here's a dick pick + some dollars
undata: the hipsters all use snapchat to send each other dick pics
thomas_d: but I go by thomas dick