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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31200 @ 0.00055247 = 17.2371 BTC [-]
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/2Q83DKB.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 4
adlai: on the other hand, reiserfs takes a good idea through to a great execution
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/3DACPZX.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 1
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5383 @ 0.00056113 = 3.0206 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23716 @ 0.00056113 = 13.3078 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00056405 = 1.1281 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: What could have been the A-10 of the sea... disappearing http://foxtrotalpha.jalopnik.com/end-of-the-ghetto-navy-is-in-sight-as-last-usn-frigate-1678669074
assbot: End Of The 'Ghetto Navy' Is In Sight As Last USN Frigate Cruise Begins ... ( http://bit.ly/1xW15Lc )
BingoBoingo: Replaced by aluminium canoes and trimarans
BingoBoingo: Well, that and the Wooden frigate that still sails under the US flag.
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
BingoBoingo: Hello felipelalli
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00056631 = 3.7376 BTC [+]
TomServo: Curious, block 338710 had only 1 transaction (the new coins) - is that common?
BingoBoingo: TomServo: Less so than it used to be
BingoBoingo: If these every get made they are going to have some serious stank at End of Life https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ohio_Replacement_Submarine
assbot: Ohio Replacement Submarine - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK4CMw )
BingoBoingo: 42 year PLANNED service life...
ben_vulpes: BingoBoingo: the future is the zodiac - ak47 of the seas
ben_vulpes: subject of, did you ever read the book by the same title?
BingoBoingo: I haven't had the chance. Lately I've been trying to chew on Lucretius.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: I'd like to make it through the St Johns college curriculumn before I'm 40 http://www.sjc.edu/academics/undergraduate/seminar/annapolis-undergraduate-readings/
assbot: St. John's College | Reading List - Great Books Curriculum - Philosophy ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK5qRo )
BingoBoingo: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11425451
assbot: BBC News - Tragic end to US rescue bid off Somali coast ... ( http://bit.ly/1AK5Ret )
ben_vulpes: great idea, BingoBoingo.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: I actually gave attending that school a bit of thought as I was making choices, but... a more local small liberal arts college was offering a deal where I particularly wouldn't have to pay tuition to them. Best not to question the past though. I could have ended up some doomed postdoc in Oklahomo if I went to St John and actually read all of those books too young.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5600 @ 0.00056405 = 3.1587 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: what was this thing about 'automated airgaps' ?! mega-lol!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6519 @ 0.00056405 = 3.677 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I think it was someone trying to imitate actual airgap with diodes that could be switched on/off
asciilifeform: as if unidirectional flow were the only or even main purpose of airgap
BingoBoingo: Well one of those things where naive party picks one thing the effort accomplishes and tries to apporximate just that and says the whole thing is good enough.
BingoBoingo: I mean it isn't like cables are broadcast antennas or anything.... <sarcasm>
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40265 @ 0.00056405 = 22.7115 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: It's this peculiar miss that has people thinking the weapon of the US prison system is merely confinement, when the weapon is rectal violation.
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 256.04, Best ask: 256.48, Bid-ask spread: 0.44000, Last trade: 256.04, 24 hour volume: 13899.60712385, 24 hour low: 253.11, 24 hour high: 272.43, 24 hour vwap: 0
BingoBoingo: It's not the punishment on paper to be feared, but the de facto hell cultured under the veil of paper.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 256.03, vol: 13902.10697315 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 252.089, vol: 14817.55543 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 253.26, vol: 38286.92445787 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 273.0, vol: 19.90634687 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 248.102055, vol: 111935.43820000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 254.26313, vol: 59.72076094 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 262.3744, vol: 102.84718136 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: Serious spreads.
BingoBoingo: !up WolfGoethe
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9200 @ 0.0005652 = 5.1998 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: WolfGoethe: Thoughts on http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
assbot: Here's what they don't tell you when they bring you those papers to sign pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1z2Muzc )
BingoBoingo: !up WolfGoet_
WolfGoet_: no opinion on the plea bargain, outside my expertise
BingoBoingo: Well, not on the plea bargain itself, but on the effects of any plea bargain.
WolfGoet_: don't know anything bout that stuff, but if I was facing 30 years....
BingoBoingo: Such sentences rarely survive... sentencing...
WolfGoet_: ? what do u mean?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17849 @ 0.00056729 = 10.1256 BTC [+] {2}
WolfGoet_: i have a buddy at the nyc da's office. at vance's... i think ti was preet who got him tho, not vance. will ask him if they will stick to it
BingoBoingo: WolfGoet_: Prosecutors get to pile on all of the charges they can imagine. Many will die before trial, more die at jury deliberation, the ones a defendant gets sentenced on might reflect a tenth of what the inital charges scared the defendant into pleaing.
BingoBoingo: 30 years proposed by a prosecutor is often 2-3 years by the time one has to report to jail.
BingoBoingo: Look fucker with the all special characters name. I can't up you until I can tab autocomplete your name.
BingoBoingo: Not technically, but on principal Imsaguy
BingoBoingo: !up imsaguy
BingoBoingo: Was that so fucking hard
[\\\]: I can up myself
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1200 @ 0.00083951 = 1.0074 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: I know
[\\\]: I was attempting to avoid the double switch
[\\\]: since assbot has shitty cody
[\\\]: code*
BingoBoingo: Well, assbot wasn't the obstacle.
BingoBoingo was
[\\\]: so who is pleading?
BingoBoingo: Charlie Shrem plead.
[\\\]: oh
BingoBoingo: Already happened.
[\\\]: is trendon next?
BingoBoingo: Now Charlie before he reports to jail wonders why people don't want to collaborate with him.
[\\\]: what'd he plead to? House arrest at mommy?
BingoBoingo: Well, given trendon's sins he'd be non-grata no matter the disposition
[\\\]: There's always a chance for pleading. Its just a matter of how far they're willing to go.
BingoBoingo: But Charlie basically as he tells it is going to a work camp where he will get EMAIL!!!
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/winning-poker-network-roll-out-bitcoin-depositwithdrawal-option/
[\\\]: he'll get email, but it'll be opened, read, and recorded before he even sees it.
BingoBoingo is still not pleading to a misdemeanor disorderly conduct from 2013 on principal.
[\\\]: did you tell at the judge?
[\\\]: yell*
BingoBoingo: My lawyer hired to handle the paperwork of the case and preparation has made it clear to the prosecutor and judge both that no plea is incoming.
BingoBoingo: !up [\\\]
WolfGoet_: can't even visit japan as a felon...
WolfGoet_: ask Mike Tyson
[\\\]: What's there to visit in Japan?
BingoBoingo: And yet the locals are the ones asking for extensions.
[\\\]: radiation?
BingoBoingo: Gojira
[\\\]: !up
[\\\]: !up rickjamesbitch
WolfGoet_: roponigo is the most fun u can have in nightlife... just amazing fun
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
BingoBoingo: The local DA refuses trial because they might lose and I don't really care because fuck them, RESPECT MY AUTHORITIE!!!
[\\\]: well, if it never goes to trial, you've won
[\\\]: wait for SoL to run out
BingoBoingo: Nah, SOL isn't applicable anymore because they charged it.
BingoBoingo: Conviction is out of the question unless they man up and go to trial.
[\\\]: if he charged?
kakobrekla: [\\\] the only shitty part is your understanding. its not assbot, its gribble.
[\\\]: then you have 45 days
[\\\]: kakobrekla: its assbat's usage of gribble
kakobrekla: actually its your retarded nick, idk i guess you wanted to hide after the pirate fiasco
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BingoBoingo: !b 2
[\\\]: Hiding how?
[\\\]: ;;ident
gribble: Nick '[\\\]', with hostmask '[\\\]!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is not identified.
[\\\]: doh
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/35A2AGH.txt )
danielpbarron: !b 4
assbot: Last 90 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0NHEZYV.txt )
[\\\]: !b 90
[\\\]: tada!
[\\\]: all the bashes
BingoBoingo: Well, maybe also the part where you used to use a name that involved... letters
danielpbarron slaps [\\\] around a bit with a large bash
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust assbot [ident "bingoboingo"]
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo. Trust relationship from user assbot to user BingoBoingo: Level 1: 1, Level 2: 12 via 12 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=BingoBoingo | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=BingoBoingo | Rated since: Wed Mar 20 03:45:45 2013
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust assbot [ident "[\\\]"]
gribble: Error: I am not seeing this user on IRC. If you want information about a registered gpg user, try the 'gpg info' command instead.
kakobrekla: find yourself a real nick ?
[\\\]: you have to escape the slashes
kakobrekla: until then you will do the nick dance if you wish to do so.
BingoBoingo: [\\\]: Or maybe you parade around you old name with actual letters as a badge of pride. Unless you have a reason not too, like embarassment.
[\\\]: …
BingoBoingo: [\\\]: You let Pirate expand your butthole enough it gauge that gauge isn't the right unit of measure anymore, own it.
BingoBoingo: *in
[\\\]: I do. I've admitted to that. This gets much fewer pms from randoms trying to trade/scam.
kakobrekla: interestingly i get 0.
[\\\]: Congrats?
[\\\]: I get 0 on this nick.
kakobrekla: hint: its not the nick, its the channels.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1325 @ 0.00084198 = 1.1156 BTC [+] {7}
[\\\]: I've not changed the channels.
kakobrekla: that be the problem.
[\\\]: If it was the channels, this nick would get just as much, but it doesn't.
kakobrekla: stop talking nonsense.
BingoBoingo is Aaronman running through the forest chasing Egyptians
BingoBoingo: !up xanthyos
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7352 @ 0.00055225 = 4.0601 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 50 minutes and 54 seconds
BingoBoingo: ;;lasers
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
xanthyos: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B7KyQehIIAEsMAJ.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KE5ckv )
cazalla: xanthyos, i can just see some grandma buying that for her grandson thinking it's hip and cool because it's youtube
BingoBoingo: !up bigtip
BingoBoingo: Fuck you Hollywood. This looks nothing like James Spader in 'Secretary' http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--K7RPq4gg--/qujcfwozlsdnc7lwosib.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1KE6wUj )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18000 @ 0.0005686 = 10.2348 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: !up sinetek
sinetek: thx
BingoBoingo: What's up?
BingoBoingo: !up svetlana
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6244 @ 0.00053798 = 3.3591 BTC [-] {2}
svetlana: thanks, i can't be bothered to register with gribble
BingoBoingo: svetlana: Well, understandable. atm. How long have you been lurking. Just since the rogue DDoS bot here was complained about in other channels, right?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 61920 @ 0.000575 = 35.604 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11042 @ 0.00057515 = 6.3508 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7857 @ 0.00057551 = 4.5218 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 251.25, Best ask: 251.41, Bid-ask spread: 0.16000, Last trade: 251.25, 24 hour volume: 15643.13842182, 24 hour low: 250.61, 24 hour high: 272.43, 24 hour vwap: 0
kakobrekla: it is now 0.
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 246.0, vol: 17016.60396927 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 242.282, vol: 16267.89814 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 245.92, vol: 42382.27194518 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 273.0, vol: 19.42285564 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 243.563, vol: 113288.72240000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 254.26313, vol: 59.82076094 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 260.832, vol: 102.10615004 | Volume-weighted last average: (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: Bitstamps is dead.
BingoBoingo: *Blowstamps are dead. Long live BTC.
BingoBoingo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: allo!
BingoBoingo: ATM options motherfuckers seem to be following Buttstamp
BingoBoingo: But... Looks like a price desynchronization between Buttstamp and et al is beginning.
kakobrekla: atm options ?
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Buttfinex
kakobrekla: pretty much all markets cept mebbe china look at buttstamp
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: And yet CampBX which only takes postal money orders is booming
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo actually i noted this desync yesterday , but on another chan.
kakobrekla: the problem with desync is sheep.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Indeed. Funny to follow Buttstamp begining its accelerated Gox death.
mircea_popescu: what, are the exchanges low or something ?
kakobrekla: tbh i have seen enough of this comedy for my taste :|
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Well, almonds and cyanide both taste bitter and yes this sucks major donkey dick.
kakobrekla: soon i wont know what my belly is hurting from, laughter or hunger
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Seems Bitstamp and Bitfinex sorts are leading a downward trend.
mircea_popescu: aha
mircea_popescu: "oh hai guise, we move to san francisco to halp with the price supression pls to take us moar srs"
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: If necessary I will fucking punch a deer to death and fly it out to you sometime around November.
mircea_popescu: poor deer
kakobrekla: lol!
BingoBoingo: Seriously poor deer, but pummeling is good for flavor.
kakobrekla: but idk why sell if you can withdraw, withdrawals are supposedly working.
BingoBoingo: And usualy here get the better out of it than persons so it should be a fair fight http://www.dailyillini.com/news/article_4f40f150-c23e-5ae1-812a-a0ee8beeb873.html
assbot: SIU warns campus about deer attacks - The Daily Illini : News ... ( http://bit.ly/1FNU9oN )
kakobrekla: as long as you are not with the last 18k you are good
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Fear of the unknown. It is a special hell. Was so for Gox too. Just remember you were the one who first marked Buttstamp for death.
kakobrekla: but on gox you could not withdraw.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: I can't blame you though if you hit the portal vein instead of the carotid.
kakobrekla: heh
BingoBoingo: Slower death, appears cleaner externally, actual mortality seems more sudden.
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kakobrekla: !b 1
cazalla: maybe shrem was fishing for donations this morning.. looking at https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/546367889625079808 yet all these people who asked to support him financially only able to muster 1.4 btc before newsbtc paycoin site dropped 4 btc in his pocket
assbot: Thanks so much for your support! Some have asked to support financially. Thank you! 1JauAZU9zLgR5C4D2QLQUGZMzEC1s6ZpVi /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash Please RT
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/benjammingh/status/554841237790789632
assbot: Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
kakobrekla: so shrem sold all the buttcoins for ze lawyers
kakobrekla: well, thats one way of decrypting the private key.
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: Charlie plead. He's on the otherside. Personally i've been doing Butt kegels and practicing knife fighting drills with a toothbrush.
mircea_popescu: no, ineffectively the same thing. i'd actually support that "ban"
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo hopefully we don't get to find out.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Most of All I hope I don't have to find out.
mircea_popescu: hehe
kakobrekla: https://twitter.com/thegrugq/status/554842343329632257
assbot: “/BBoingo: /benjammingh I use GPG, you suck a big bag of dicks. /thegrugq”< http://t.co/MnynJ1pjzW
kakobrekla: you got candy.
BingoBoingo: Fuck yeah
BingoBoingo: Seriosuly though what is a muscle bound negroid former highschool running back going to do when I slice his dick with my butt kegels to defeat prison rape?
mircea_popescu: are you growing teeth too ?
BingoBoingo: Well I dunno I'd have to grow them. Now that Obummercare offers dental my dentist prother is pulling many more teeth than he drills.... Can prolly make a prosthetic...
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554843818970062849
assbot: Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
BingoBoingo: I wonder how many of these people are going to miss the point of my candy.
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/benjammingh/status/554844101120512000
assbot: Instead of banning crypto, they could just legally require that everyone is only allowed to use PGP. Effectively the same thing.
BingoBoingo: @benjammingh What is this start saving business. You retain that motherfucker. @thegrugq
BingoBoingo: AM I THE ONLY FUCKING AMERICAN WHO HAS A DEFENSE PREPARED AGAINST KINGPIN STATUE CHARGES WHILE AVOIDING DRUG BUSINESS
BingoBoingo: fuckers.
BingoBoingo: Maybe us crypto extremists are a minority.
mircea_popescu: lmao that poor guy
BingoBoingo: cazalla: You need a period befor your @ replies so they are massively public
BingoBoingo: I am anger!!!
cazalla: how do you mean?
BingoBoingo: cazalla: If you start a reply with @ it goes to your lesser replies and bullshit feed
BingoBoingo: Instead of your, calling motherfuckers out feed
cazalla: yeah, that's why i always use with_replies for other's feeds, it's such a stupid fucking setup the way they have it, timeline isn't even a timeline these days with it not being in chronological order
BingoBoingo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: TomServo: Curious, block 338710 had only 1 transaction (the new coins) - is that common? << empty blocks used to make up 10-20% of the chain a year or so ago.
kakobrekla: fucking empty blocks, we should make blocksize smaller.
mircea_popescu: lawl
BingoBoingo: business card of the Treasury agent who visited me last summer in case anyone missed it. FBI agent said he "forgot" his card: https://imgur.com/FYaDobY
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqdEt )
mircea_popescu: here's a thought : F35 Program cost US$1.0165 trillion (projected). Trident program cost $39.546 billion (to date)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10143 @ 0.00057669 = 5.8494 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Right, and which of them "hurts" a theoretically more important enemy...
BingoBoingo: !up jborkl_
jborkl_: Cex dropping cloud mining sure shot the diff to shit
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
mircea_popescu: odd huh.
BingoBoingo: jborkl_: Well Cex.io was the big 2013 scam. And it dies nao.
gribble: Current Blocks: 338725 | Current Difficulty: 4.397166205608958E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 340703 | Next Difficulty In: 1978 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 2 weeks, 1 day, 8 hours, and 0 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 27309364098.3 | Estimated Percent Change: -37.89326
kakobrekla: lolwut
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 92707 @ 0.00052801 = 48.9502 BTC [-] {6}
kakobrekla: is this real world?
jborkl_: Yeah, hard to believe. A little further into the diff to make sure
TomServo: wisdom is reporting +2.81%
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Last year in my survey on BTC hovels... Motherfuckers who loved Inputs.io also loved Cex.io
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 72100 @ 0.00051095 = 36.8395 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: TomServo yeah i dunno how good that gribble estimate is.
TomServo: gribble might be recovering from outage?
mike_c: https://bitcoinwisdom.com/bitcoin/difficulty
assbot: Bitcoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqJCw )
mike_c: gribble is on crack
mike_c: smoking the good stuff
mike_c: +2.81%
jborkl_: No, it is correct but only accurate for small amount of the diff
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin.sipa.be/speed-small-lin-2k.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1AKqOWE )
mircea_popescu: there IS a sort of drp]
mircea_popescu: but im not so sure it's actually anything but noise
BingoBoingo: <mike_c> gribble is on crack << crack doesn't work like... that...
mike_c: sort of a drop != -37%
jborkl_: Hard to tell until 500 blocks into the diff
mircea_popescu: mike_c grible early period estimate is usually noisy.
kakobrekla: actually if there is no major drop there was no miners ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla quite.
kakobrekla: or they still running.
mircea_popescu: cex was a fiction that became unproductive.
mike_c: ok, this isn't hard. i'll do the maff
jborkl_: There was a hour and a half block earlier
mircea_popescu: mike_c yeah it's hard on short data.
BingoBoingo remembers a strong overlap between CEX.io fans and Inputs.io fans.
kakobrekla needs to get b-a.io
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: and open a fan club
kakobrekla: we can call it Slovenly Fan Club
kakobrekla: better than Nasty, no?
mike_c: ;;calc (12*60 + 12)/37
gribble: 19.7837837838
kakobrekla: 19 ?
mike_c: um, yeah. sell!
mike_c: 19m per block
mircea_popescu: lol nasty actually means dirty huh
kakobrekla: i think so ya
mike_c: phew, i miscalculated
mike_c: ;;calc 612/37
gribble: 16.5405405405
mike_c: i was wrong, maff is hard. 16.5 mins per block. but anyway, last 500 block time is fine.
BingoBoingo: Nasty means worse than dirty.
BingoBoingo: Dirty could merely mean slutty or muddy.
mircea_popescu: well so does slovenly
BingoBoingo: Masty means a rash is unavoidable though.
BingoBoingo: *Nasty
kakobrekla: http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/bitcoin-to-drop-under-200-before-feb/
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb :: 1.05 B (16%) on Yes, 5.38 B (84%) on No | closing in 1 week 1 day| weight: 56`348 (100`000 to 10`000) ... ( http://bit.ly/1y65SM1 )
kakobrekla: whats the holdup?
BingoBoingo: Puppies?
mike_c: omg. the holdup is the stupid 1 week buffer on a 3 week bet.
kakobrekla: but honestly im not sure this is desync bb.
mike_c: i am drowning in work over here, but i will get that article out soon
BingoBoingo is operating cognitavely for the next several hours at the level of unfiltered id
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: 30 years proposed by a prosecutor is often 2-3 years by the time one has to report to jail. << well, how's that plea bargain supposed to go, "oh, so you're offering 3 meals a day and free housing, over 30 years that's about 350k give or take. pay me say 175`000.00 in one lump up front and i might let the charges go".
mircea_popescu: generally prosecutor has little option, going through with it costs more before the thing even gets to a jury.
BingoBoingo: Yeah
BingoBoingo: And fuckers still wonder why I want to turn a misdemeanor disorderly conduct into a battle of "NO U"
mircea_popescu: they want out of it, better bring some money.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.0005 = 8.35 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: not like it should dent the budget of the greatest country in the world anyway, got 1 trn to spend on imaginary planes.
BingoBoingo: Or at least let me motorboat the ADA's tits.
mircea_popescu: lol
BingoBoingo: I mean I would take on a county misdemeanor "court supervision" if I were able at the same time to slander the county by motorboating the ADA under court order.
BingoBoingo: But... no compromises
BingoBoingo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: danke
BingoBoingo: Basically county surrenders to me or no deal. Even then no deal, because their act of surrender is exonerating.
BingoBoingo: !up Evolyn
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: hint: its not the nick, its the channels. << he got you there [/\/\/\]
kakobrekla: actually its [\\\\\\]
BingoBoingo: Actually grep >> niggers.txt
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/geeks-are-sexy-bang-one/
assbot: Geeks are sexy. Bang one. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1y68rO9 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15700 @ 0.0005 = 7.85 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://www.quora.com/Who-will-win-the-Bitcoin-blocksize-war << eh
assbot: Who will win the Bitcoin blocksize war? - Quora ... ( http://bit.ly/1y68Pfn )
mircea_popescu: "[EDIT2] I've never seen so much stupidty concentrated in the same space as so much unpleasantness since I was in high school. Even if Popescu and his friends are right, they deserve to be left on a fork and lose all their precious play-money. This is why I usually avoid reading anything non-technical about Bitcoin. I'm going back to that policy, the pain was not worth the Quora credits."
mircea_popescu: they DESERVE.
mircea_popescu: because that's how teh internets work
mircea_popescu: ah this rape will be like... the sweetest rape in the history of that generally sweet article.
mircea_popescu: im saving galon bottles of nerd tears.
mod6: grape 'em in the mouth
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.0004998 = 2.7489 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: "Not the least of my reasons is that Mircea Popescu seems to be a thoroughly dislikeable, arrogant, smug, elitist and condescending chap. He makes every disagreement a personal dispute between his own superior intellect and the stupid idiots that are not him. His attitude towards Andresen, the public, the poor and the residents of Mali is despicable."
mircea_popescu: despicable eh ?
BingoBoingo: Fuck If I get this library job I interviewed for next week I am buying 30 petahash and forcing this issue.
BingoBoingo: How are all of those words not compliments.
BingoBoingo: Those words are merely mediocre praise compared to what I lavish on Kakobrekla.
mircea_popescu: "[EDIT] There is an explanation of the possible problem with increasing the block size in the comment section here Gavin Andresen Proposes Scalability Roadmap and Hardfork, which is much more informative that Mr Popsescu's own vindictive rambling."
mircea_popescu: "oh look, what mp said back in october when he was being nice about it is a lot easier to follow than what he's saying now, once the fuckwits in question ignored the polite approach. isn't it mp's fault that gavin is an idiot!"
mircea_popescu: "and also it's his fault mali is poor!"
mircea_popescu: fatlogic, nice going.
mike_c: well, at least he acknowledged your superior intellect ;)
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: if you look at it, so fucking weird what burns these people.
mircea_popescu: "o no, he said he's smarter than me!11"
mircea_popescu: "where"
mircea_popescu: "well... he implied it!"
mircea_popescu: "how ?
BingoBoingo: The thing the fuckers are incapable of ever acknowledging will be the later less polite arguments. They are inoculated agaisnt it. When they come to reason everything the cite will have been written in 2013.
BingoBoingo: !up tripleslash
mircea_popescu: "by not specifying otherwise multiple times and using these prefab expressions"
BingoBoingo: !up aegis
tripleslash: damn squatters
BingoBoingo: maybe be more specific slashe' de tres
BingoBoingo: Seriously imsaguy, the pirateat40 era history is your biggest asset. Milk it.
BingoBoingo: Make people learn.
[\\\]: hold on, I'll get it
[\\\]: and no, imsaguy needs to die.
BingoBoingo: Pretty sure he can't unless...
pirateat40: this is available
mircea_popescu: i kinda liked imsaguy
BingoBoingo: imsaguy is a naturally repentant name.
BingoBoingo: bunch of non letter characters seems cancerous.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23700 @ 0.0004998 = 11.8453 BTC [-]
scoopbot: New post on The Whet by han@thewhet: http://thewhet.net/2015/if-you-look-closely-youll-see-the-other-players-were-all-holograms/
ben_vulpes: what did you guys do - like 500lines in the past three hours?
ben_vulpes: sheeit
pirateat40: balls
rithm: i got you now pirateat40
rithm: you're going to jail
ben_vulpes: whoa
rithm: fucker
ben_vulpes: ;;ident pirateat40
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'pirateat40', with hostmask 'pirateat40!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is identified as user 'imsaguy', with GPG key id 7D7EA76776E6CE48, key fingerprint A1398F4C58AC3D387F012AFA7D7EA76776E6CE48, and bitcoin address 1Hf5qWZzd2WsrDwLhkykNc4uXPAkykg9PM
ben_vulpes: mk
rithm dials 911
rithm /joins #bitcoin-police
ben_vulpes: #bitcoin-court too, while you're at it
pirateat40: hold on, Ill brb
mircea_popescu: that still exists ?
rithm: pirateat40 smooth move exlax
rithm: best nick change evar
pirateat40: repo'd
rithm: nice
rithm: that is so much more tab completable
tripleslash: how about `0?
tripleslash: its like a feather
BingoBoingo: So, what would fuckers here offer for "bitcoin police" badges
ben_vulpes: hola hanbot
mircea_popescu: hanbot fifa scamming you hard eh ?
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] what's 3 oz refer to ? << can't really b'leev that 3 oz of weed makes anyone anything
ben_vulpes: 3 oz of blow is like maybe a vulpes eyebrow
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes i imagine the point was to humiliate through the low bar.
ben_vulpes: not even a quarter key at that point
ben_vulpes: m oh
hanbot: buenas tardes ben_vulpes
ben_vulpes doesn't into the irony today
ben_vulpes: look my whole shop called in sick
ben_vulpes: AT ONCE
ben_vulpes: my sense of humor's kind of shot.
hanbot: what did you feed them?
ben_vulpes: nothing! i was derping on the mountain all weekend.
ben_vulpes: except for those 10 hours reading through the intertwined wallet/transaction generation code in 0.5.3
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ben_vulpes i imagine the point was to humiliate through the low bar. << It isn't the mass, but the on-demand
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] http://staceyjayya.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/transparency.html << why not start a kickstarter. << a "failed kickstarter" person is doing the "meetup" circuit in my town
assbot: Stacey Jay, author: Transparency ... ( http://bit.ly/1y6bxSa )
ben_vulpes: hee
ben_vulpes: !up mircea_popescu
ben_vulpes: !down mircea_popescu
hanbot: mircea_popescu fifa scamming you hard eh ? << srsly. asshats.
ben_vulpes: ahaha oh man once in a quarter irc lulzportunity
tripleslash: is that a thing?
tripleslash: #bitcoi-asshats?
mircea_popescu: you know it doesn't do anything right
ben_vulpes shrugs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00049635 = 4.2934 BTC [-] {2}
ben_vulpes: so what?
hanbot: tripleslash i thought #bitcoin-asshats is just everything non-#b-a
ben_vulpes: so you auth and up or whatever
ben_vulpes: or the semantics are totally bulloxed
mircea_popescu: waiting for the new assbot
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for Yes on "Bitcoin to drop under 200$ before Feb" http://bitbet.us/bet/1095/ Odds: 28(Y):72(N) by coin, 25(Y):75(N) by weight. Total bet: 7.43877896 BTC. Current weight: 56,185.
rithm: there's a new assbot
tripleslash: hanbot: what happens when someone trolls you and drops #bitcoin-assets?
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10124615#msg10124615 << tardstalk lulz of the day
assbot: Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/1ydRVZt )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2793 @ 0.0005 = 1.3965 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "hardfork is considered by a majority of items nobody asked compatible with bitcoin and its rules"
mircea_popescu: fatlogic is like, best logic.
kakobrekla: lulz https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10124504#msg10124504
assbot: Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/1ydS7rp )
kakobrekla: somebody tell the guy you can click on the timestamp.
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: too bad he didnt take pic with phone
mircea_popescu: i imagine it's passive-aggressive "i will crop a screenshot rather than link because somehow links from this shithole matter in the grand scheme, whereas 15 minutes of my life are worth squat"
mircea_popescu: fatlogicians will fatlogic *consistently* lol
hanbot: tripleslash i'm only trollable by large sports organizations.
assbot: Last 1 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0633TAM.txt )
kakobrekla: !b 1
mircea_popescu: so any bets/guesses as to what price bitcoin needs to touch for coinbase to fire 9 workers ?
mircea_popescu: http://qntra.net/2015/01/winning-poker-network-roll-out-bitcoin-depositwithdrawal-option/ << cazalla did i hear they don't actually honor withdraws ?
assbot: Winning Poker Network Roll Out Bitcoin Deposit/Withdrawal Option | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1y6dfTL )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3207 @ 0.00052122 = 1.6716 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: You did indeed. THey plan on withdrawals... later
mircea_popescu: ah
rithm: withdrawals enabled after x balance amirite
rithm: get that revenue first
rithm: ok ok maybe withdrawals enabled never
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554870737350426624
assbot: “/BBoingo: /benjammingh I use GPG, you suck a big bag of dicks. /thegrugq”< http://t.co/MnynJ1pjzW
rithm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT7xc_XqYO8
assbot: Louis CK Suck a Bag of Dicks - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1DS7W97 )
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554871148442558464
assbot: /marymad /BBoingo /benjammingh more dick that you can shake a stick at.
BingoBoingo: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=911394.msg10133759#msg10133759
assbot: Did pools scare Satoshi away? ... ( http://bit.ly/1DS8Pia )
mircea_popescu: oh yeah, that tidbit.
mircea_popescu: "Bruce Wagner : When was the last time you chatted to satoshi <laugh>
mircea_popescu: Gavin Andresen: Um... I haven't had email from satoshi in a couple months actually. The last email I sent him I actually told him I was going to talk at the CIA. So it's possible , that.... that may have um had something to with his deciding"
mircea_popescu: i suppose the part where satoshi pretty much left because he couldn't believe just how fucking idiotic gavin is doesn't really make the cut of what reddit likes to discuss huh.
BingoBoingo: Honestly probing satoshi's binaries. He started BTC with dumb ideas. Not implementing those dumb ideas and discouraging other people from the same was his legacy.
BingoBoingo: The thing is... Agent Broachwala showing up at your doorstep won't make you persona non-grata, but cooperating with agent Broachwala will
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00050424 = 7.2106 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: !up TomServo
BingoBoingo: So, in a tremendous blow for liberty Ohio State won the College football championship tonight.
TomServo: Thanks BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: Yw
rithm: BingoBoingo mizzou is doing a hell of a good job in the sec
BingoBoingo: rithm: Thanks. My biggest surprise is they surrendered on orange ball.
rithm: urban meyer is a ig phony though he left florida for "his family"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00051122 = 3.4763 BTC [+]
rithm: now he's off winngin championships in ohio
BingoBoingo: Urban Meyer is legit. Just his flaw is convincing people Ohio is habitable.
BingoBoingo: The20Year committed the same sin.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, been around a long time so i doubt it, from what i read the customer support are just clueless and withdrawals are not enabled yet.. they're working on getting the money in, worry about letting people getting it out later lol
BingoBoingo: Now, sure SEC west was overrated this year apparently, but SEC East was hella under rated
mircea_popescu: cazalla they been arounbd a long time with no withdraws ?
mircea_popescu: i never heard of em myself
cazalla: cash withdraws ok afaik
cazalla: just this bitcoin thing, not so much
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Fiat operation. Apprently they impolemented the wrong side first
mircea_popescu: o
mircea_popescu: oic
cazalla: ACR was doyle's room from memory until poker ban and then doyle had his name scrubbed from it
mircea_popescu: yaya
mircea_popescu: now it clicked
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27450 @ 0.000501 = 13.7525 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: U got voice nao
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4900 @ 0.00051122 = 2.505 BTC [+]
felipelalli: cex.io pausing mining: what do you guys think about it?
BingoBoingo: felipelalli: Cex.io was very big at exactly the same time inputs.io was big. My feeling is that it was predatory the whole time.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4248 @ 0.00081155 = 3.4475 BTC [-] {22}
felipelalli: thank you BingoBoingo. Are you guys going to write something about it in qntra.net?
BingoBoingo: I have no immediate plans to write on that, but if CEX dies completely...
cazalla: felipelalli, i did, i don't know enough about CEX to call it either way but fact network continues to grow without them raising some questions
tripleslash: people still buying AM?
cazalla: raises.. i mean
tripleslash: cazalla, how long have they been suspended?
tripleslash: a few days?
tripleslash: its too early to say network is still growing.
cazalla: announcement said they would suspend miners after the next diff change which was this morning
tripleslash: right
tripleslash: so until next diffchange, its impossible to say whether network is growing or shrinking
cazalla: tripleslash, you would see it in hash rate eh?
tripleslash: right now its all luck
tripleslash: there's a reson difficulty isnt changed each block
tripleslash: reason*
tripleslash: joecool, everyone's favorite cool joe
tripleslash: !up joecool
tripleslash: !up tripleslash
cazalla: tripleslash, yeah i know, i just don't really care enough about these guys to go chasing up the current hash rate and doing some math to figure out if a 12-24 hour drop is because they turned miners off or if no drop in hash rate proves they never had miners to begin with
tripleslash: 12-24 hours isn't enough time
tripleslash: you're missing the whole point
cazalla: i don't think so but please, explain
tripleslash: its impossible to conclusively say a drop/gain in network hash was attributable to them unless you know every other single source of mining and know the reported stats on them
tripleslash: specifically in a 12 hour window
cazalla: yeah i know there is nothing conclusive which is why i did not include anything about that in my article, i just included that they claim 300k users instead
tripleslash: give it a diffchange, perhaps, but then you'd have to somehow figure out a way to exclude anyone else that might be dropping out because of the sagging exchange price
tripleslash: 300k users means nothing
tripleslash: a user might have 1khash of power
cazalla: except they claim 40 petahash
tripleslash: ok
cazalla: are you a customer of theirs or something?
tripleslash: so watch for a noticeable permanenent 40 petahash drop over the next few difffchanges
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6009 @ 0.00050022 = 3.0058 BTC [-]
tripleslash: not at all
tripleslash: I think they are a scam
tripleslash: but that doesn't mean I'm ok with you using fuzzy math to justify it
BingoBoingo: tripleslash: Do you know someone selling 40 PH/s of equipment...
cazalla: i didn't use any math tripleslash
tripleslash: lol BingoBoingo
tripleslash: cazalla: no math? that's the only way you prove they've dropped off.
cazalla: i specifically avoided it in the article because these fucks claim all sorts and i've better things to do than chase my own tail
tripleslash sighs
BingoBoingo: People who fell for Tradefortress and CEX.io have a strong overlap.
tripleslash: haven't heard TF in a long time
BingoBoingo: If... Someone can come forward with a lot of PH/s for sale... I can't say I am incapable of bidding.
tripleslash: Anyone is capable of bidding...
BingoBoingo: !up felipelalli
tripleslash: doesn't mean their bid will amount to much.
cazalla: perhaps they even have the hardware but instead of switching it off, they'll just continue to mine with hardware that customers paid for, who knows
tripleslash: exactly
tripleslash: but you certainly can't figure that out based on the number of blocks generated in the next 12 hours.
tripleslash: I think they were skimming hash off their pool and reselling.
cazalla: all i said was that it might raise some questions about whether what they claim is fact or lie
ben_vulpes: hey i finally caught up to this morning
tripleslash: Do I have any conclusive proof? no.
BingoBoingo: ;;ident felipelalli
gribble: Nick 'felipelalli', with hostmask 'felipelalli!~Thunderbi@201.82.158.149', is not identified.
cazalla: i never claimed or stated it would be definitive
tripleslash: as we all know, mining contracts have always sucked for the buyer.
tripleslash: so why write articles based on no math and make no claims as to accuracy
tripleslash: might as well write for the onion
felipelalli: ;;eauth felipelalli
gribble: Request successful for user felipelalli, hostmask felipelalli!~Thunderbi@201.82.158.149. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/4C0AFCCFED5CDE14
cazalla: tripleslash, i didn't!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11887 @ 0.00051319 = 6.1003 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: the article wasn't based on no math.. it was based on what cex said on their blog and their website and i finished it by saying that despite these cloud miners being fucked, the network goes on with or without them anyway
tripleslash: I'm glad I didn't waste my time reading it then.
undata: oh please
felipelalli: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:eaf2aaef1f3da52c021a173631aab57a159f9ba5fb9633c70bc5411f
gribble: You are now authenticated for user felipelalli with key 4C0AFCCFED5CDE14
BingoBoingo: tripleslash: If only you had the slightest idea who may ot may not be qntra's BitPay layoff source
felipelalli: ;;ident felipelalli
gribble: Nick 'felipelalli', with hostmask 'felipelalli!~Thunderbi@201.82.158.149', is identified as user 'felipelalli', with GPG key id 4C0AFCCFED5CDE14, key fingerprint 9E08524833CB3038FDE385C54C0AFCCFED5CDE14, and bitcoin address 1LipeR1AjHL6gwE7WQECW4a2H4tuqm768N
undata: the article is mostly a quotation...
ben_vulpes: "I wanted to spend my bitcoin immediately, that very night, but I was at a loss." << the fiat mindset's strong with these folk
BingoBoingo: I am nigger man, chasing the prey through the bread fruit plants
cazalla: undata, the cex portion really only served as a means to discuss the new difficulty all time high anyway
BingoBoingo: ;;rate felipelalli 2 easy come easy go
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user felipelalli has been recorded.
undata: cazalla: this guy just wants to yell at someone
cazalla: undata, i want to yell at someone too so it works out
tripleslash: BingoBoingo, I missed that. I've been away for a while, catching up.
felipelalli: ;;rate BingoBoingo 2 very nice guy, received me very well, congratulations.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user BingoBoingo has been recorded.
BingoBoingo: imsaguy Are you harassing cazalla???
tripleslash: nope. I was attempting to demonstrate why 12 hours isn't enough time to accurately measure hashrate, but apparently failed.
BingoBoingo: tripleslash: Do you have any artistic talents?
tripleslash: stumping for con artists was a past hobby of mine, although I didn't know it at the time.
cazalla: tripleslash, i already agreed, merely pointed out it could be an indicator, one piece of the puzzle so to speak if one was inclined to dig further, which i am not
tripleslash: 12 hours isn't really an indicator. its like flipping a coin one time to figure out if it is balanced.
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> a bum, like a total, street dwelling bum, accosts some random guy begging. and the random guy goes like "ain't got nothing now", and hands him his coke bottle. << ok so i've got this crazy pet notion about maté and viral load
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: If it counbteracts my model of ETOH and CYP load...
ben_vulpes: CYP?
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: CYP 450 motherfucker
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: It is a toxic waste processing plant in your body... and you can't get rid of it.
ben_vulpes: hm
ben_vulpes: ah
ben_vulpes: well
tripleslash: :;rate BingoBoingo 1 ratings taint
ben_vulpes: bb quick fork your ratingchain
ben_vulpes: you can now double your ratecoins
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1964 @ 0.0005152 = 1.0119 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ;;rate tripleslash 2 ratings fistula
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
BingoBoingo: ).o
ben_vulpes: (dun really think the two models would interact much, but also i don't know much microbio)
tripleslash: ;;ident
gribble: CAUTION: irc nick differs from otc registered nick. Nick 'tripleslash', with hostmask 'tripleslash!\\\@unaffiliated/imsaguy', is identified as user 'imsaguy', with GPG key id 7D7EA76776E6CE48, key fingerprint A1398F4C58AC3D387F012AFA7D7EA76776E6CE48, and bitcoin address 1Hf5qWZzd2WsrDwLhkykNc4uXPAkykg9PM
felipelalli: Let me ask you guys a (stupid?) question: "hidden hash power" can be a problem? Suppose I start to invest in mining hardware but I do not turn on my machines. No one will know I am accumulating hash power. So, after a while, if I turn on all my machines I'd have - let's imagine - 80% of the hash rate. But it would be too late to revert the situation by the community. If big miners start to turn the machines off, they can not be hiding power?
felipelalli: Makes sense?
BingoBoingo: Maybe? The thing is an raw hashpower measure gets messy.
BingoBoingo: As opposed to awesome like Messi
tripleslash: felipelalli, if you were to say double the hashrate overnight, it would be hard for the "community" to counter it overnight.
tripleslash: you'd essentially have a narrow window where you could have an easier time manipulating things, but the technicals of mining and others miners would catch up.
felipelalli: nice to hear that, thank you!
tripleslash: there are no absoluates
tripleslash: absolutes
tripleslash: you could have ~50% of the hashrate and still only find 10% of the blocks
tripleslash: or you could have 10% of the hashrate and find 50% of the blocks.
tripleslash: both, while improbable, are possible.
tripleslash: !up felipelalli
tripleslash: its all probability
BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554891736695463936
assbot: So /hashtag/Bitcoin?src=hash didn't work. Good work banks! We all will still work to end you, only now we have nothing to lose. Neat combination.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7590 @ 0.00052518 = 3.9861 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 248.0, vol: 23822.55536478 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 243.188, vol: 20785.56201 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 247.29, vol: 70293.34335111 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 258.08, vol: 23.70575198 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 244.087225, vol: 133366.70640000 | Kraken BTCUSD last: 250.001, vol: 83.00877437 | Bitcoin-Central BTCUSD last: 254.5385, vol: 145.39958649 | Volume-weighted last (1 more message)
BingoBoingo: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/geography.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/14TNkRK )
BingoBoingo: !up badon
BingoBoingo: badon: Are you really losing atm measuring in iz???
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22400 @ 0.00051309 = 11.4932 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6150 @ 0.00053461 = 3.2879 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up jordandotdev
BingoBoingo: !up JorgePasada
punkman: god morgen
BingoBoingo: Guuten Morgen
BingoBoingo: !up nam-shub
badon: BingoBoingo: Eh?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17494 @ 0.0005412 = 9.4678 BTC [+]
badon: Losing "atm"?
BingoBoingo: badon: At the moment
punkman: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bpa-alternative-disrupts-normal-brain-cell-growth-is-tied-to-hyperactivity-study-says/2015/01/12/a9ecc37e-9a7e-11e4-a7ee-526210d665b4_story.html?hpid=z5
assbot: BPA alternative disrupts normal brain-cell growth, is tied to hyperactivity, study says - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1waCKft )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2447 @ 0.00054122 = 1.3244 BTC [+] {2}
punkman: http://samy.pl/keysweeper/ "KeySweeper is a stealthy Arduino-based device, camouflaged as a functioning USB wall charger, that wirelessly and passively sniffs, decrypts, logs and reports back (over GSM) all keystrokes from any Microsoft wireless keyboard in the vicinity."
assbot: KeySweeper ... ( http://bit.ly/1waCVas )
BingoBoingo: Punk you know that sounds a lot like HS rules
punkman: HS?
BingoBoingo: High school
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17180 @ 0.00054127 = 9.299 BTC [+]
punkman: re: uranium http://www.collectorsweekly.com/articles/these-people-love-to-collect-radioactive-glass/
assbot: These People Love to Collect Radioactive Glass. Are They Nuts? | Collectors Weekly ... ( http://bit.ly/1waDe5b )
punkman: "Boyd’s used its 15-pound allotments (the maximum amount of uranium the company was allowed to keep on hand at any given moment)"
BingoBoingo: punkman: When Uncle vince pisses tumors... Family matters
punkman: I have a couple old, very slightly radioactive camera lenses
BingoBoingo: Nothing hurts as bad as the follow up to that particulat cancer.
BingoBoingo: '
BingoBoingo: Ow. Stabbing the sides.
cazalla: punkman: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/bpa-alternative-disrupts-normal-brain-cell-growth-is-tied-to-hyperactivity-study-says/2015/01/12/a9ecc37e-9a7e-11e4-a7ee-526210d665b4_story.html?hpid=z5 <<< took me ages to find glass bottles for the missus to put her expressed milk into, everything is fucking plastic
assbot: BPA alternative disrupts normal brain-cell growth, is tied to hyperactivity, study says - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1waCKft )
BingoBoingo: Nigger.txt
punkman: cazalla, but if it has the BPA FREE stamp it's all good!
cazalla: never bought that line, worked on assumption if it's plastic, it is shit regardless of label
BingoBoingo: People don't understand BPA makes me haet moar
cazalla: don't forget to drink some water before bed BingoBoingo :)
cazalla: you don't want to wake up feeling as i did a few days ago
BingoBoingo: Nao, nevar.
BingoBoingo must work for charlie
punkman: cazalla, what's the baby bottle nipple made of?
cazalla: silicone afaik, can't win em all eh
cazalla: i tried to keep him on the titty but bugger bites down and makes missus cry
punkman: good silicone should be okay
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3091 @ 0.00051927 = 1.6051 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: nam-shub: Let us regroup
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3093 @ 0.00054127 = 1.6741 BTC [+]
punkman: http://deoxy.org/alephnull/nam-shub.htm
assbot: The nam-shub of Enki ... ( http://bit.ly/1waE81s )
BingoBoingo: punkman: You aren't desoxyn. Heisenburg persists without you
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2015#975268 << replys show up in the home feed of people who follow both of the users (the one replying and the one being replied to)☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-01-2015 03:41:56; BingoBoingo: cazalla: You need a period befor your @ replies so they are massively public
danielpbarron: .@ is ugly, you should better just type out your whole response before the @
BingoBoingo: Not always
cazalla: it is so gay how the run things at twitter that i will not confirm just to get it to operate properly
cazalla: fucking engrish..
danielpbarron: .@ is a waste of a character (a scarce resource)
cazalla: allow me to try that again... it is so gay how things are run over at twitter and i will not conform just to get it to operate properly
BingoBoingo: cazalla danielpbarron You are indeed the gayest
cazalla: BingoBoingo, you make more sense drunk than when i am sober
BingoBoingo: Maybe you need to stop entertaining dude who wants to steal my butthole]
BingoBoingo is no Charlie Shrem
BingoBoingo: And no amount of facebook juice smooths this out.
BingoBoingo: Death be most doomed
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16250 @ 0.0005466 = 8.8823 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Knuckles deep, no fingers decode...
BingoBoingo: Du
BingoBoingo: Du hast
BingoBoingo: Du hast miche
cazalla: get that human jukebox in here.. Vexual!
BingoBoingo: !up vexual
BingoBoingo: I
BingoBoingo: I hate
BingoBoingo: I hate angles
BingoBoingo: I hate anglos
BingoBoingo: I hate anglos
cazalla: sunshine and lollipops
BingoBoingo: Niugger
punkman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80Api9ox2vs
assbot: Vinicio Capossela Marinai profeti e balene Pryntyl - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1waEQf6 )
BingoBoingo: http://www.amta-il.org/_Library/Newsletters/AMTA-IL_Oct_2012.pdf
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1waEQMb )
BingoBoingo: I am sads. Lynsie makes me more sads.
BingoBoingo: Du hast miche
BingoBoingo: In lynsie though I have cultivated the ultimate Germanic storm trooper.
BingoBoingo sads
BingoBoingo: Mostly though just fearing... niggers pretendign to righteous
BingoBoingo: Du du hast, du has miche
BingoBoingo: Who the hell is the anglo fuck who proposes neutral fucks?
BingoBoingo: So much hate exists and only some nggers can shake it off
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 5000 @ 0.00080312 = 4.0156 BTC [-] {11}
BingoBoingo: nIGGERS.TXT
punkman: why so sads BB
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12500 @ 0.00054406 = 6.8008 BTC [-]
cazalla: what's that pdf about BingoBoingo? you have carpal tunnel?
BingoBoingo: punkman: Because vince HAD CANCER 4 TMES IN 3 YEARS
BingoBoingo: irdial: i i HATE
BingoBoingo: iRDIAL IS A NOOB
BingoBoingo: aLL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR OLACES
cazalla: don't be playing that one BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: WORN AOUT PLcedes
BingoBoingo: Fucker punche dme in the throat
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8460 @ 0.00053473 = 4.5238 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Very... <ad Worold
BingoBoingo: Nigger
BingoBoingo: Mad World
BingoBoingo: All these places wor out olaces
BingoBoingo: !up irdial
BingoBoingo: All around me are familiar places, worn out places, worn out places, a very... mad world
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4191 @ 0.00053457 = 2.2404 BTC [-]
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/cointerra-goes-from-bad-to-worse/
BingoBoingo: aLL US HELL, ALL IS DONE
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.0005296 = 4.7134 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7467 @ 0.0005296 = 3.9545 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4539 @ 0.00079915 = 3.6273 BTC [-] {14}
adlai: thank you btce! error:140943FC:SSL routines:SSL3_READ_BYTES:sslv3 alert bad record mac
Naphex: lol
Naphex: that doesn't look good at all
Naphex: either you get corrupted data on your connection, or you're being mitm'd
Naphex: also SSLv3 should be disabled on all exchanges
punkman: maybe some version mismatch
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17895 @ 0.00052826 = 9.4532 BTC [-]
Naphex: the alert is a bad mac
Naphex: so that means a packet sent, was mismatching its MAC
cazalla: someone was spamming this in qntra comments.. tempted to approve https://twitter.com/MyAlexisTexas/
assbot: Alexis Texas (@MyAlexisTexas) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1y8zrLf )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10804 @ 0.00054913 = 5.9328 BTC [+] {2}
Naphex: adlai: as far as I see, btc-e definitely has SSLv3 disabled. So if you got that message you're either being MITM'd and the trapper device is failing mac'ing messages, or who knows what. you shouldn't be receiving that error
adlai: hm.
adlai: i'm almost certainly being MITMed (who isn't?), and i'd be surprised if the men in the middle are shitty enough to leak it as protocol errors
Naphex: oh trust me they are
punkman: http://marc.info/?l=openssl-dev&m=108444932120941
assbot: 'Re: OpenSSL error: sslv3 alert bad record mac (fwd)' - MARC ... ( http://bit.ly/1CcRi2R )
Naphex: the trapping devices they usre are pure poop
adlai is not using ossl though
Naphex: https://www.ssllabs.com/ssltest/analyze.html?d=btc-e.com&s=141.101.121.194&latest
assbot: Qualys SSL Labs - Projects / SSL Server Test / btc-e.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1CcS142 )
Naphex: TLS 1.2Yes / TLS 1.1Yes / TLS 1.0Yes / SSL 3No / SSL 2No
adlai: right. so this error means that somebody in the middle tried to downgrade our connection, and my ssl lib took a shit instead of complying?
Naphex: the downgrade worked, but failed MAC'ing the messsages
adlai: oh imatard, this library just wraps openssl.so
cazalla: so someone is fucking with that hard fork missle crisis reddit link.. 1 comment, 3 upvotes? http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2utx/the_hard_fork_missile_crisis/
assbot: The Hard Fork Missile Crisis : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1CcT8Rs )
davout: bonjour
Naphex: adlai, what i'd do i import the btc-e cert manually and remove other trusted sources
davout: dat price
davout: !t m x.eur
assbot: [MPEX:X.EUR] 1D: 0.00438 / 0.00438888 / 0.00440745 (201 shares, 0.88 BTC), 7D: 0.00394588 / 0.00424875 / 0.00440745 (686 shares, 2.91 BTC), 30D: 0.00175233 / 0.0035976 / 0.00448833 (5898 shares, 21.22 BTC)
davout: x.eur, 2015's best performing investment so far :D
adlai: lol https://github.com/orthecreedence/cl-async/blob/master/src/ssl/tcp.lisp#L321
assbot: cl-async/tcp.lisp at master · orthecreedence/cl-async · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1CcX6cI )
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/bitcoin-org-blacklisted-in-russia/
cazalla: mebe BingoBoingo had the right idea.. imma get liquoured up lol
fluffypony: liquor up, stroke 'er down
davout: cazalla: we need a !gotosleep in addition to !down
cazalla: i'm only having one, no excess drinking tonight
cazalla: 15m later, onto the third lol
cazalla: but i swear that is it!
adlai: what are we drinking tonight
cazalla: the other bottle of whiskey
adlai is earshot away from a bottle of red label
adlai: it's half full and not really mine so it stays that way
cazalla: well, i got a couple bottles of dimple 12y on special last week so polished one bottle off at the other nights drinking session and now i have this bottle but i'll stop after this one and go to bed
punkman: beer, rusk and anchovies
punkman: but maybe some more work first
punkman: adlai: lol https://github.com/orthecreedence/cl-async/blob/master/src/ssl/tcp.lisp#L321 << win!
assbot: cl-async/tcp.lisp at master · orthecreedence/cl-async · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1CcX6cI )
cazalla: ermahgerd http://www.gamespot.com/articles/new-baldur-s-gate-game-in-development/1100-6424582/
assbot: New Baldur's Gate Game In Development - GameSpot ... ( http://bit.ly/1y8QjBu )
davout: cazalla: ho. ly.shit
davout: "it's thinking about it and preparing by playing tabletop 5th edition Dungeons & Dragons game in the office." <<< hahahah
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.0005609 = 1.851 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57131 @ 0.00056992 = 32.5601 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12350 @ 0.00057758 = 7.1331 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32900 @ 0.00057812 = 19.0201 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9000 @ 0.0005499 = 4.9491 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16150 @ 0.00057836 = 9.3405 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13150 @ 0.00057907 = 7.6148 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7253 @ 0.0005719 = 4.148 BTC [-]
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TomServo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: hallo
TomServo: Greetings
TomServo: Should your lack of gribble use be seen as an indictment? :)
mircea_popescu: just waiting for kako to put finishes touches on assbot wot.
davout: http://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/2s8ryw/in_this_moment_of_loss_i_would_like_to_stand_in/
assbot: In this moment of loss I would like to stand in solidarity with my people by saying "Je suis Karpeles". : Buttcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/17DLBSc )
mircea_popescu: assclowns.
mircea_popescu: tripleslash:so watch for a noticeable permanenent 40 petahash drop over the next few difffchanges << it's pretty noticeable they DIDN'T have 40 ph.
mircea_popescu: yeah, there's a 15-25% ish chance by now they actually did and it's just being noised out. tough chance.
mircea_popescu: felipelalli: Makes sense? << if one buys hw, one owns the hw. he can set it on fire or set it to mine scamcoins or w/e he wants. altcoins are perpetually in danger of being destroyed if they are not the largest consumer of hash on the planet, as visited in http://trilema.com/2014/the-woes-of-altcoin-or-why-there-is-no-such-thing-as-cryptocurrencies/
assbot: The woes of Altcoin, or why there is no such thing as "cryptocurrencies" pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IGVwSi )
mircea_popescu: it doesn't matter WHAT the other, larger altcoin is. even if it is "nothing at all" : for as long as most miners are mining "nothing at all" then the altcoin Bitcoin is in danger of being stomped.
mircea_popescu: that's why the article says the only stable solution is once 50%+ of the earth available energy is used to mine.
mircea_popescu: this is a fact.
TomServo: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: tripleslash: you'd essentially have a narrow window where you could have an easier time manipulating things, but the technicals of mining and others miners would catch up. << "other mienrs will catch up" is so much nonsense. other miners are turning down their rigs as it is with the price today. if diff suddenly jumped 100%, "other miners" will give up and go home. which is why the other miners are not to be taken too
mircea_popescu: seriously and why miners actually aren't given that much of a voice in bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: bitcoin holders may put up more rigs to protect hteir holdings, and they may or may not also be miners, but that's coincidental.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8414 @ 0.0005719 = 4.812 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: heh at that link. "replace bisphenol-a with bisphenol-s. be surprised that s stands for shittier."
mircea_popescu: seriously who could have foreseen.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24836 @ 0.00056774 = 14.1004 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: "Canellas wrote to defendant Warren, “Great job dude. We kicked ass! Time to get paid.” About ten minutes later, defendant Warren responded, “Hey man, I don’t know where you come up with some of this stuff, but you saved the day. It’s been a rough year but it’s been damn good. Nice work dude. Let’s get paid!” Canellas and defendant Warren then left the office to enjoy New Year’s Eve."
mircea_popescu: these are, it should be noted, the ivy league's best and brigtest
mircea_popescu: that's what they say, and they say it over plaintext channels held by their enemy.
mircea_popescu: then people say that pirate roberts character was stupid.
mircea_popescu: yes, he was. do you know who else is just as stupid ? oh... everyone in america ? the smartest lawyers and the smartest businessmen, graduating at the absolute top of the absolute best classes in the absolute best universities ?
mircea_popescu: dudes in flip flops. "getting paid".
mod6: !up mircea_popescu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11100 @ 0.00057234 = 6.353 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: why thankee!
mod6: =)
mircea_popescu: cazalla: never bought that line, worked on assumption if it's plastic, it is shit regardless of label << a wise man is you.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8000 @ 0.00055829 = 4.4663 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Naphex: oh trust me they are << he's right there.
mircea_popescu: cazalla: so someone is fucking with that hard fork missle crisis reddit link.. 1 comment, 3 upvotes? <<< http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/duplicates/2s2utx/the_hard_fork_missile_crisis/ << seems reddit deleted the 500 votes / 300 comments thing in what's a doomed attempt to frame the issue as marginal.
assbot: The Hard Fork Missile Crisis : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1wb1y6X )
mircea_popescu: i dunno why they persist in thinking that it actually matters how it LOOKS, but hey.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform anyway, how's that for "unmask itself" ?
mircea_popescu: "reddit will actually delete the vote count and comment count of popular threads if subversive."
mircea_popescu: because it's, you know, "user driven" :D
thestringpuller: all the comments are still there and stuff. And i'm sure bob alison still has his karma
thestringpuller: confusing
xanthyos: i guess 300 wasn't low enough a buy price
xanthyos: jeez
xanthyos: is this a test?
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller nah, see, bob allison had put the thing in too,
mircea_popescu: but there existed another insertion, same article, by a diff person
mircea_popescu: that prolly got deleted
thestringpuller: hmm.
mircea_popescu: and the db just moved all the comments to the other, identically named, article.
thestringpuller: whoa
thestringpuller: sketchy as fuck
mircea_popescu: so this is all unintended functioning.
mircea_popescu: you shouldn't be able to read all that stuff, as far as reddit's concerned.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00055829 = 3.0706 BTC [-]
danielpbarron: !up mircea_popescu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24004 @ 0.00057985 = 13.9187 BTC [+] {3}
xanthyos: i now have 2.91 btc in my control and still don't feel super rich
kakobrekla: should have got doge, doze trailing zeros make for that feeling.
xanthyos: heh
thestringpuller: $depth s.qntr
davout: so much win https://twitter.com/catindesplage/status/554937788706328576
assbot: Moi quand je me matte un petit boulard sur le trajet Paris-Chambery http://t.co/Qu0NQEHb6I
TomServo: !up brendafdez
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00057021 = 5.36 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: danielpbarron all my twitter notifications come from you. weird how it kinda does what it's supposed to.
thestringpuller: I don't even tweet but I know shits going down when you do mention on me.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8487 @ 0.00056687 = 4.811 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13300 @ 0.0005597 = 7.444 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7700 @ 0.00058144 = 4.4771 BTC [+]
artifexd: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: yay!
mircea_popescu: you know this voice shortage turns out to be kinda useful. thanks for teh love!
artifexd: np
davout: "you know this voice shortage turns out to be kinda useful" <<< remove mircea_popescu's +v when log.bitcoin-assets.com starts to be short on disk space :D
mircea_popescu: lol
thestringpuller: blacklisting web sites is eerily familiar to burning books
thestringpuller: but far less effectivie
mircea_popescu: no because disk space increases by gavin's law.
thestringpuller: ^ yus
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller BingoBoingo cazalla : http://trilema.com/2015/these-fools-have-been-handed-a-technology-so-clever-so-disruptive-and-revolutionary-that-the-rulers-of-the-world-would-have-to-fully-unmask-themselves-as-ruthless-tyrants-in-order-to-suppress-it/
assbot: "These fools have been handed a technology so clever, so disruptive and revolutionary, that the rulers of the world would have to fully unmask themselves as ruthless tyrants in order to suppress it, — or give up their thrones on their own free will — if it were used correctly, that is." pe Trile ... ( http://bit.ly/1wb65X4 )
mircea_popescu: and mebbe should be something about it on qntra ?
thestringpuller: IN commentary?
thestringpuller: I can start working on that.
mircea_popescu: well hey, you're the one that got censured by reddit right ?
mircea_popescu: read mah piece on the topic, write your own take, see what qntra editorial board policy is to react to censorship etc.
mircea_popescu: big topic.
thestringpuller: technically bob_allison (sp?)
mircea_popescu: no.
thestringpuller: was censored
mircea_popescu: there was a different guy
thestringpuller: oh
mircea_popescu: bob allison introduced a duplicate
mircea_popescu: either after or before i dun recall.
thestringpuller: I recall bob_allison's submission having 100+ "karma"
mircea_popescu: no, see. there were two reddit submissions, exact same title.
mircea_popescu: the one that's missing had 100s of votes and like 300 comments
mircea_popescu: the one that's still there, andwhich somehow displays thew comments made on the other one, never had more than a few votes
mircea_popescu: and no comments.
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/these-fools-have-been-handed-a-technology-so-clever-so-disruptive-and-revolutionary-that-the-rulers-of-the-world-would-have-to-fully-unmask-themselves-as-ruthless-tyrants-in-order-to-suppress-it/
thestringpuller: yea mods must be meddling somehow with admins
thestringpuller: they somehow got derptopolus unshadow banned
mircea_popescu: "user driven"
mircea_popescu: just as long as user = our house muppets.
mircea_popescu: anyway, by the time they're resorting to such things, they're clearly desperate. the matter must be pressed relentlessly.
thestringpuller: an old high school buddy of mine once said to me, "Some of the worst things in history have occurred when too many are in one place at once"
thestringpuller: it was originally in context of ignition of WWI
thestringpuller: but reddit seems to follow pattern
mircea_popescu: woodstock worked out okay...
thestringpuller: didn't someone die at woodstock?
thestringpuller: and someone recently died at burning man
TomServo: heh, not the sequel
mircea_popescu: well, plenty of people died and a buncha women got raped and a bunch more kids were born out of it.
mircea_popescu: sounds quite liek humanity in action.
thestringpuller: i guess his point was too many idiots in one place means statistically someone is bound to do something stupid
thestringpuller: "Mircea got banned from twitter because he was threatening to kill Andreas Antonopoulos" << LOL
hanbot: mircea_popescu perhaps i'm reading poorly, but not sure i grok the foreboding re choosing life: "But if you choose "life", remember one important point from Shrem's misadventure :" --if the dead are the old reptiles a la newhouse, clinging to relevancy, wouldn't choosing life be the sane, independent choice?
mircea_popescu: hanbot the monologue in question is, "Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece su
mircea_popescu: it on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves.
mircea_popescu: Choose your future. Choose life... But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20251 @ 0.00056765 = 11.4955 BTC [-] {2}
hanbot: aha, i see. those are some highly meaningful quotation marks, around "life" then.
mircea_popescu: aye.
mircea_popescu: mentioning renton in there not sufficient hm ?
hanbot: well, ought to be for someone more alert than i
mircea_popescu: anyway. there IS going to be a transfer of power, and all the bs "let's ban mp on twitter because he stands for priviledge and against our impotent, nonsensical brand of socialism", "let's delete reddit articles because they humiliate our houseboys" etc won't do jack shit.
mircea_popescu: twitter, reddit and the rest of the social media crapolade aren't powerful enough. they work, for as long as they suck my cock. otherwise... they're about as useful as homework, who the fuck wants to bother themselves in a playpen designed by adults for "safety".
mircea_popescu: life's not there.
mircea_popescu: there is going to be a transfer of power, and the only thing demuring can possibly accomplish is make it bloody. which i don't mind, because old people are too old as it is. even them out a little.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18598 @ 0.00058144 = 10.8136 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: Lol. "Stop being poor."
thestringpuller: "Unless that's what you want, who am I to tell you how to live your life."
ben_vulpes: guten morgen
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18300 @ 0.00058351 = 10.6782 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes: whoa reddit actually deleted the missile crisis thread?
ben_vulpes: ;;ticker
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ben_vulpes: two thirty!
ben_vulpes: wowee.
ben_vulpes: <thestringpuller> [] and someone recently died at burning man << every year, actually.
ben_vulpes: "it's a tragedy!" "no, there are 80K drug-addled party monsters running around in the desert around giant machines built with nary much of a care for safety. it's amazing the mortality rate's that low"
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asciilifeform: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: why ty
asciilifeform: afaik, reddit 'losing' threads is a very uncommon thing. whereas 'hackernews' - sop. this is because reddit follows the american philosophy of 'censorship by shitburial by the megatonne' rather than straight excision.
asciilifeform: 'hackernews' is more 'soviet' in the low-volume / active 'gardeners' running their fingers through the bag in search of undesirables - sense.
mircea_popescu: apparently in this case shit burial wasn't deemd good enough.
mircea_popescu: which is a pity, it was amusing me watching them try.
mircea_popescu: anyway, i'm curious what the gossipd "counter" strategy is going to be. 've not had the pleasure of finding anything yet.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: that is, the lizard answer to it?
mircea_popescu: right.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: will depend on how good of a job you & artifexd do, no ?
mircea_popescu: lizard empire very large, very porous, generally i get the good bits before they fully propagated even.
mircea_popescu: well, if something holds itself to be a power, it'd really have to be independent, n'est pas ?
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> " it's amazing the mortality rate's that low" << im still wondering at the following social engineering feat :
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mircea_popescu: how the fuck do they manage to keep fireworks off the grounds ?
mircea_popescu: i get it, fireworks = redneck, bla bla.
ben_vulpes: they don't, really.
mircea_popescu: nevertheless.... whoa nelly. THAT is engineering.
mircea_popescu: if they didn't there'd be 3-5% casualty rates each year
mircea_popescu: they somehow do.
ben_vulpes: are you familiar with the "leave no trace" paradigm?
mircea_popescu: aha
asciilifeform: lizardgoering probably reviewed gossipd and answered, 'mein fuhrer, it's yet another pgp isomorph.' hitler: 'directorate 7b. next.'
ben_vulpes: 3-5% << looool
ben_vulpes: dude you clearly have no idea how weak american fireworks are
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes drunk idiots and gunpowder. i stand by it.
ben_vulpes: maybe an eye or a finger here or there.
mircea_popescu: no no, listen, i mean my words. fireworks. that the stuff available isn't fireworks, that's fine. still social engineering
mircea_popescu: still impressive.
ben_vulpes: oh, actual fireworks.
ben_vulpes: well, a) they're hard to get
ben_vulpes: b) not really in the spirit of the party - messy, dangerous to bystanders
ben_vulpes: i'd suggest you consider the immense feat of reigning in the firearm use.
ben_vulpes: ever heard of the "drive by shooting gallery"?
mircea_popescu: "Protect riparian areas by camping at least 200 feet from lakes and streams.
mircea_popescu: Good campsites are found, not made. Altering a site is not necessary." roflmao.
mircea_popescu: <ben_vulpes> b) not really in the spirit of the party <<< THIS.
mircea_popescu: do you understand the breathtakingly astounding achievement to get a bunch of teenaged idiots on drugs think "it's not in the spirit" ?>
mircea_popescu: it's larger than the golden gate.
ben_vulpes: once upon a time you could bring a truck-mounted m16
ben_vulpes: now you can't even bring the truck.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: it's a pretty wacky thing
ben_vulpes: great party.
asciilifeform: truck-mounted m16 << lol!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i actually recall this was a thing
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: poor man's 'тачанка' ?
mircea_popescu: kinda ya
mircea_popescu: "Never feed animals. Feeding wildlife damages their health, alters natural behaviors, and exposes them to predators and other dangers."
mircea_popescu: "your food is bad for animals, pleb"
mircea_popescu: somehow nobody reads that in there.
mircea_popescu: "we wouldn't feed the shit you eat to fucking wild hogs already!"
mircea_popescu: totally unrelated : if anyone's looking for "independent escort/in a perfect world, someday i will meet a kinky geeky creature and gravidophiliac with a penchant for ANR"... > http://www.collarspace.com/actiasluna
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mircea_popescu: may you and all her bfs be happy together.
asciilifeform: gravidophiliac ?!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform it's common for women to enjoy being pregnant.
mircea_popescu: (anr = "adult nursing relationship", aka http://trilema.com/2010/alaptarium/ )
assbot: Alaptarium pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1yg5KXf )
asciilifeform: well-kept secret ?
mircea_popescu: nope ?
mircea_popescu: ;;google caritas romana
gribble: Roman Charity - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Charity>; Roman Love / Caritas Romana — The Theological Anthropology Blog: <http://theologicalanthropology.com/alphabet-of-love/2013/11/7/roman-love-caritas-romana>; Caritas Romana - KMSKA: <http://www.kmska.be/en/collectie/highlights/CimonenPero.html>
asciilifeform: http://ic.pics.livejournal.com/vospit/16330949/3659/3659_original.jpg (re: earlier thread, 'тачанка' - chariot used in ru civil war)
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yg6c7O )
asciilifeform: for n00bs
mircea_popescu: new baldur's gate eh ?
asciilifeform: lol
mircea_popescu: so now that bitcoin.org is banned in russia, the real foundation is actually the only legal resource in bitcoin as far asthey're concerned ?
mircea_popescu: aww.
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ben_vulpes: here's to thebitcoin.foundation
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davout: !up mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: :)
mircea_popescu: thanks. i'll be off for a bit tho.
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ben_vulpes: is a gpg signature topologically the same as encrypting to the public key?
danielpbarron: i think it's like decrypting a plaintext with the private key
ben_vulpes: something something digest something
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thestringpuller: something something complete
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mircea_popescu: http://chicago.suntimes.com/neil-steinberg/7/71/263973/home-of-the-unbrave no sledding for you lmao
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Elian11: Hi
Elian11: Euros seem cheap these days, no?
mircea_popescu: kinda
Elian11: I'm on a trip, and i think most things are a bargan at that rate
kakobrekla: yeah almost 1:1 for the dollar.
Elian11: (except stuff on the ferry in/around airport, etc)
Elian11: Who is in the states? Would you minde tell about the cost of a sandwitch and what you like to eat?
Elian11: (in between slices of bread)
mircea_popescu: o.O
thestringpuller: good sandwich is like 6 bucks?
thestringpuller: maybe 7?
Elian11: and what kind of sandwich do you like to eat thestringpuller ?
thestringpuller: depends
thestringpuller: chicken tender sub is about 8 bucks
Elian11: Where at?
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asciilifeform: Jan 12 13:56:09 * qntranet (452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.69.46.229.106) has joined #bitcoin-assets
asciilifeform: Jan 12 13:57:57 * qntranet is now known as bitcoin_charlie
asciilifeform: achtung mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: wut ?
asciilifeform: above.
thestringpuller: Elian11: publix for the mediocre versions. but i'll go to higher scale grocery stores
Elian11: ne way, my favourite sandwitch is a BLT. Some clown in the USA tried to charge me 7USD for one once. I almost smacked hin upside the head for that.
Elian11: publix? are u in Florida?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no but i mean so... ?
asciilifeform: aha finally figured out why. nm
asciilifeform: ('contact' link on qntra.)
mircea_popescu: right.
asciilifeform: lol
mircea_popescu: iu think it's said in the logs too.
asciilifeform not alert reader.
mircea_popescu: Elian11 i dun get it, how much should it cost ?
Elian11: hmm, the BLT is tangent unrelated to ongoing anecdotal buying power calculation.
Elian11: But,
Elian11: what can i say i like BLT
mircea_popescu: i don't think anything i eat is standard enough for such procedures.
Elian11: BLT is the simplest sandwitch it should not be more than 5, and that is with chips
mircea_popescu: what's wrongwith just going by gas, rents and blowjobs, like normal people ?
Elian11: its basically a condiment sandwitch
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/how-to-sandwich-like-a-badass/
assbot: How to sandwich like a badass pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IHIbcC )
cazalla: thestringpuller, did you manage to get that article done on reddit while i was zzz?
Elian11: No, imo sandwitch is an excellent measure because of the diversity of ingredients and other costs aggregated
mircea_popescu: what if i like salmon paste on my blt ?
Elian11: Rend for the store, wage for the cook, bread baker, etc
Elian11: What would you drink with that?
mircea_popescu: depends. milk, generally. orange juice (freshly squeezed)
Elian11: ahh, i can try to get something like that tomorrow to compare cost
Elian11: is unpasteurized milke significantly more valuable than pasteurized ?
mircea_popescu: you'll prolly have to get it with the slavegirl au paquet, cuz i dunno anyone makes such comercially.
mircea_popescu: not really, unless by pasteurized you mean uht'd, which tastes like shit.
thestringpuller: cazalla: will be your afternoon/evening
Elian11: ?dict uht'd
cazalla: on account of it being your article, would be rude of me to scoop you while you're working :)
thestringpuller: yea being knee deep in ruby, which is like wading around in horse poop at times
mircea_popescu: RED! red horse poop!
mircea_popescu: Elian11 ultra high temperature, an application of radioactivity to make milk shelf stable.
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Elian11: yikes, that would make the milk worthless to me
mircea_popescu: generally that's what comes in those tetrapak cartons
cazalla: 50/50 on publishing trollish comments but then where do you draw the line? http://qntra.net/2015/01/the-hard-fork-missile-crisis/#comment-7168
assbot: The Hard Fork Missile Crisis | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1IHLBw3 )
Adlai: asswot is my new best friend. i come in here, head brimming with stupid, dribble it out all over the channel. then by the time i'm authed i realize none of it is worth repeating.
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Elian11: the only thing is... i kinda like Yahoo chocolate milk
Elian11: but i know its bad
mircea_popescu: cazalla imo as long as the comment was made by human as opposedto machine, it should be published.
mircea_popescu: doesn't matter what it says.
mircea_popescu: Adlai lmao
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Adlai met not one but TWO people who'd never heard of bitcoin before
mircea_popescu: o.O
cazalla: yeah, that's what we've done so far
Adlai: nice thing about being so close to roofing the all-time maximum drawdown is that it makes you focus on things other than price when explaining bitcoin from scratch
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mircea_popescu: as it should be.
Adlai: one was all "this is interesting but computers are not my thing", the other said she'd tell her son to read about it, because he "once tried to explain algorithms to me"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: i dun get why you think either conversation's at all productive ?
mircea_popescu: i don't go about bothering random folk about sumerian tablets, fascinating as they may be ?
Adlai: well i was thinking about this afterwards, wondering what the use of spending ~15 minutes explaining a technology to people who made every indication of not being its target audience
mircea_popescu: seems that much adolescent dweebery.
Adlai: it's still important, though. at least, more important than discussing whatever polite smalltalk we could have made otherwise
mircea_popescu: if you're doing this, why not explain dungeons & dragons to random people ?
mircea_popescu: of course it's important. everything they don't know is important.
mircea_popescu: why aren't you explaining supreme court practice to them ?
Adlai: because the populace doesn't care that nerds play D&D in their basement, they don't think it finances terrorism
mircea_popescu: and if they did ?
Adlai: but both of these folks now have a very very positive *initial* impression of bitcoin
mircea_popescu: for that matter, "violence in videogames" is EXACTLY That.
mircea_popescu: thinking they finance terrorism.
mircea_popescu: because to the common imbecile, all things are one thing and that's that.
Adlai: "you never get a second chance to make a first impression" is true for bitcoin as well, only bitcoin doesn't get to pick how to present itself
mircea_popescu: uh.
Adlai: so these are two fewer people who hear about bitcoin for the first time in some cable news screed
mircea_popescu: so ?
mircea_popescu: you act as if the responsibility for idiocy is on the thing.
Adlai: on what thing?
mircea_popescu: let them figure it out, eh ? if the 'first impression' is wrong, it's the impressee not the impressor that has to change.
Adlai: oh sure
mircea_popescu: so then.
Adlai: i was also forced into this conversation initially, my free choice was just continuing it rather than changing subject
Adlai was pouring drinks for guests, dad says "he's practicing his bartending in case bitcoin goes to zero"
mircea_popescu: i mean whatever, gotta talk about something,
mircea_popescu: lol i hope you bitchslapped him
mircea_popescu: "for all the effort he's spent with me, i'd be pouring drinks if it weren't for my own work"
mircea_popescu: dad wants to play, let dad have it.
Elian11: wow lol
mircea_popescu: doh.
Adlai: eh it was in good humor dunno
Adlai: and it brought up the subject
mircea_popescu: well you're never going to explain bitcoin from a dismissive position like that.
Adlai: i'd rather explain derive bitcoin with strangers than discuss the weather
mircea_popescu: seems there's other points to address first. but then again, im an asshole.
Elian11: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sumerian_creation_myth
assbot: Sumerian creation myth - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1IHOdd6 )
Adlai: "derive" is important... a great way to introduce bitcoin to people is just to explain the problems and solve them together
mircea_popescu: Adlai well then you need a simplified model.
mircea_popescu: you'll notice discussions of the weather proceed socially on a simplified model.
Adlai: right, we started as apples as money, then moved to coins, paper, digital fiat, cleared digital cash, bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: the simplified model i'd readily think of being something more akin to "well currently, you people have some sort of control, based on contracts and fiat currency and so on. what we kids are doing is making an entirely new system of control, where you will be entirely powerless.
mircea_popescu: apple as money strikes me as rank nonsense, but ymmv
Adlai: both these people were painfully aware of their powerlessness
mircea_popescu: so then. maybe they should look into it.
Adlai: in the sense that we kept running into stuff like "well are you familiar with the concept of a hash? ok, so a hash is..."
mircea_popescu: "we're powerless already in teh old system... mebbe this new thing worth a look ?"
Adlai: oh they probably do fine in the old system, the powerlessness which they sense is in the digital domain
mircea_popescu: Adlai why would you introduce a specific concept if you're not willing to introduce it rigurously ?
Adlai: which concept?
mircea_popescu: hash.
Adlai: btw in the defense of apples - apples are a simpler value store than coins, because they're directly useful - you can eat them if you're hungry, and you can be pretty sure that other people like to eat them too
Adlai: you can verify their quality visually, no holes / mould - it's a good apple
mircea_popescu: but apples are nonsense as they never were value store.
Adlai: exactly
Adlai: they spoil
Adlai: this rules out food as money
Adlai: except for honey
mircea_popescu: ...
Adlai: honey money.
mircea_popescu: or grain. or you just lost it.
Adlai: grain goes bad
mircea_popescu: there's 3k yo grain in egeept.
Adlai: we should just make coins out of crystallized honey
mircea_popescu: why not crystal sugar.
thestringpuller: ;;ud we major
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thestringpuller: boo
mircea_popescu: the only thing i like about honey as money is that it gives kids botulism.
mircea_popescu: some limit on universalizing money is better than none.
Adlai: don't we get the ability to break down botulin very early on?
mircea_popescu: nope.
davout: thestringpuller: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-01-2015#976147 <<< you'll develop the taste☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-01-2015 20:34:50; thestringpuller: yea being knee deep in ruby, which is like wading around in horse poop at times
mircea_popescu: this is why you shouldn't feed kids honey
Adlai: also, you don't want money which causes botulism in infants, the earth will be overrun by the spawn of the penniless
mircea_popescu: just don't give kids dough.
thestringpuller: what mircea_popescu said about comments
thestringpuller: i agree
thestringpuller: no censorship
Adlai: what part of "opposed to machine" is "no censorship"?
thestringpuller: @ cazalla -^
Adlai: this is censorship.
thestringpuller: machine aren't people
mircea_popescu: ...
thestringpuller: :P
thestringpuller: Adlai: would have sex with a robot.
thestringpuller: >:P
mircea_popescu: he's in the israeli army, so he prolly did.
Adlai: i've been out for almost two years, pls.
thestringpuller: he's in mossad now, but can't tell us
mircea_popescu: it's so sad the us is wasting 1 trn to build the f35, instead of building fucking power suits.
mircea_popescu: if the us infantry had what's basically an android chassis, 3 or so meters tall...
Adlai can't be in the mossad, he didn't even get security clearance to do the simplest possible code shit
Adlai: apparently going on irc makes you a terrorist
mircea_popescu: that's what i'd do as minister of war i mean peace. fucking power suits. flamethrower in one arm, minigun in other, go for it.
thestringpuller: you've been watching too much anime
mircea_popescu: Adlai lol you seriously blew your clearance because #b-a ?
thestringpuller: maybe playing too much starcraft too...
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller can you imagine what the volunteer lines'd look like ?
Adlai: #b-a didn't exist when i failed clearance
mircea_popescu: a ok
Adlai: this was before i started the army
Adlai: bitcoin existed and i'd heard of it! but not #b-a
Adlai: and i'd also managed to forget bitcoin already, silly me
mircea_popescu: umh... you know this chan is kinda old...
Adlai: summer 2009
mircea_popescu: not that old.
mircea_popescu: Registered : Apr 10 19:16:21 2012 (2y 39w 5d ago).
Adlai: "old"
Adlai: even i feel old compared to this channel
mircea_popescu: scandal!
Elian11: Does anyone have clearance? Is it cool?
Adlai: btw i would like a statement struck from the logs
mircea_popescu: lmao
Adlai: apparently all the cool kids ask for this, right? :D
Adlai: i have realized that i do not regret being born a man
mircea_popescu: o.O
Adlai: because i can play the "how old do i look to you?" game
Adlai: it's amazing how bad people can get at this
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
mircea_popescu: is that before or after the "no means yes' game ?
Adlai: if i wanted comeback i'd have asked your mother to spit in a cup!
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: wait.
mircea_popescu: i dun understand ;/
Adlai: ...
mircea_popescu: oh oh.
mircea_popescu: cumback. kay.
Adlai: ...!
Adlai sees himself out
mircea_popescu: the saddest thing here being, of course, that the general expectation that the girl's sucking cock is entirely a 90s and after affair.
mircea_popescu: people in the 80s and prior sucked.
Adlai: well somewhere along the way humans got quite bad at having sex, probably bottoming out in victorian england, or modern hassidic yeshivas
mircea_popescu: english speakers always sucked at fucking
Adlai: regarding how to block gossipd: same way that torrents are "blocked"... either by ultimately ineffective packet filtering by ISPs, or by targeted, expensive, and extreme "making examples of" individuals that fuck up badly enough
mircea_popescu: and it's not fixed yet, either.
mircea_popescu: Adlai both serving more to fan the flames than anything.
mircea_popescu: exactly the tsar's playbook, that resulted in one dead tsar holding in his arms one dead tsar baby.
Adlai: they discourage some people, which satisfies the short term interests of the bureaucrats that actually have to plan and authorize such things
mircea_popescu: one dead tsar holding in his arms one dead tsar baby.
asciilifeform: Adlai: it'll have to get in the queue. in usa, we pgp users are still waiting to be gassed. since the clinton administration, even.
Adlai: "our department killed seven terrorists/dealers/traffickers this month!" sure, but you also recruited seventeen.
mircea_popescu: "nobody could have predicted"
Adlai: when was the last time a court ordered somebody to divulge a pgp key?
mircea_popescu: in the uk ?
mircea_popescu: prolly last week
mircea_popescu: or to quote monty pythin, "this is the most outrageous miscarriage of justice since tuesday"
Adlai: in planet earth. these things have a way of leaking, even if initially it's just between agencies
cazalla: asciilifeform: aha finally figured out why. nm <<< i named it qntranet so it was obvious user is coming from the website instead of random joe blow
asciilifeform: cazalla: yes, makes sense
cazalla: but i must credit danielpbarron for the idea as first saw him using that to denote which users were coming here from which forum
mircea_popescu: hey Adlai what's the most obscene, revolting and horrible hebrew swear you can think of ?
dub: ty
Adlai: this is a very relative question, who are you trying to offend?
mircea_popescu: thank global warming.
mircea_popescu: Adlai just looking for a random string really.
dub: erryday I thank Al Gore
Adlai: how about זונה, nice and simple
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00050305 = 7.5961 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17100 @ 0.00051077 = 8.7342 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22100 @ 0.00051429 = 11.3658 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: Reddit humour: http://imgur.com/a/33Qpw (some guy setup a fake Tinder profile with some stock photos, and proceeded to canvas girls for their opinion on Bitcoin)
assbot: The Women of Tinder Talk Bitcoin - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1y8WhnE )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14856 @ 0.00051749 = 7.6878 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10344 @ 0.00051972 = 5.376 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: ;;ident
gribble: Nick 'thestringpuller', with hostmask 'thestringpuller!~leflor@unaffiliated/thestringpuller', is not identified.
thestringpuller: oh well
dub: oh gribbs is back
thestringpuller: got any new wub wub for us mr. dub dub ?
thestringpuller: :D
dub: http://ecogex.com/logos/img/crumpetmuncher.png looks like something from an oglaf
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1y8Zrb0 )
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: "what's a 'small fork'? Something like 'a little pregnant'?" << figure you'd enjoy that one
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1500 @ 0.00076043 = 1.1406 BTC [-] {11}
ben_vulpes: funny how little google and duckduckgo claim to know about al hayat and the islamic state report
thestringpuller: moop
thestringpuller: now i'm on a watch list
thestringpuller: :P
ben_vulpes: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/06/25/article-2668912-1F12C87000000578-212_306x423.jpg << i'm sending you one of these, thestringpuller
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1xlXeC9 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7797 @ 0.00051972 = 4.0523 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: http://rt.com/usa/222315-jury-silk-road-trial/
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1xlXWPN )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21070 @ 0.00053103 = 11.1888 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: check out the cluelessness https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=923897.0
assbot: Do you think you were scammed by GAW? Tell Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1xlZSb9 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00053103 = 1.779 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15472 @ 0.00053032 = 8.2051 BTC [-]
hanbot: !up qntranet