⏐︎ 5999
asciilifeform: (in the case of the latter, charged particles circulate in the van allen belts, turning it into a gigantic electromagnet)
asciilifeform: emp arms powered by chemical explosives are 'sexy', suck in grant money like nothing else, even deployed (!) by usa in gulf war 1 - taking a tv broadcast antenna out of action for a few hours (they had to change an amp) ☟︎
asciilifeform: one wag asked why they did not drop an ordinary bomb, with same amount of trotyl as the emp vircator bomb, on the station
asciilifeform: taking it out - permanently
asciilifeform: he was not promoted.
asciilifeform: chemically-powered emp bomb is one of those weapons that really fails basic physics, for almost any scenario, but the brass can't ever fall out of love with it ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: because 'humane! destroy only his machines!' or something.
asciilifeform: dr p (author of linked book) did design a tank shell, marketed as 'atropus', that zaps electronics of victim - but, at point blank range! idea is that tank inevitably has exposed antennae, regardless of what kind of armour it has
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/12/coinjelly-exchange-warns-users-they-have-24-hours-to-remove-coins/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33650 @ 0.00060449 = 20.3411 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: see also, http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=23-02-2014#523096 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-02-2014 06:27:42; asciilifeform: and picture 100% of the chemical energy converted into a radio emission of whichever type you prefer.
mats: my mind implodes at the number of stupid things in this bill.
BingoBoingo: mats: Feel like submitting a write up of the damage to qntra?
mats: no, sorry
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12167 @ 0.00059185 = 7.201 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: and if you're going to, wait for the fuhrer to rubber-stamp it. as i understand, they can still screw with the contents until this is done.
mircea_popescu: anyone want oyvey.in ?
mircea_popescu: ;;ud dfw
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dfw | dfw. Down For Whatever ... as in... I totally want to hang with you and I am interested in doing anything cool. Emphasis on being psyched to chill and hang out.
mthreat: ;;ud dtf
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=DTF | DOWN TO GET THAT DICK DTFNE1 down to fuck any 1. She's DTF, She wants my dick in or around her mouth! - SuperBad. by KENDALL L January 01, 2008.
mircea_popescu: o.O
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 20737 @ 0.00037405 = 7.7567 BTC [-] {5}
BingoBoingo: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/12/11/GamerGate-Anti-Bullying-Campaign-cost-Gawker-over-a-Million-Dollars
assbot: #GamerGate Anti-Bullying Campaign cost Gawker over a Million Dollars ... ( http://bit.ly/1zDTr8j )
mircea_popescu: heh.
BingoBoingo: Oh noes Sony was the reddit police all along http://time.com/3629768/sony-hack-hackers/
assbot: Sony Is Disrupting Downloads of its Hacked Files ... ( http://bit.ly/1zDTMb2 )
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: bwahahaha
mircea_popescu: this has got to be the most pathetic thing ever.
asciilifeform: SOP actually
asciilifeform: there are entire firms who specialize in 'legit' ddos
BingoBoingo: Sony's prolly going to get party vanned for using LOIC
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: 'Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 84500 @ 0.00060333 = 50.9814 BTC [+] {4}
mircea_popescu: yeah ? i wanna see this sony license.
BingoBoingo: Jupiter is going to be pissed he was just compared to Sony
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20113 @ 0.00061707 = 12.4111 BTC [+]
mats: https://whispersystems.org/blog/advanced-ratcheting/
assbot: Open WhisperSystems >> Blog >> Advanced cryptographic ratcheting ... ( http://bit.ly/1yFaKCf )
mircea_popescu: interesting.
mircea_popescu stepped into #dogecoin for a moment.
mircea_popescu: now my hdd is getting raped at the rate of 1mb of nonsense/minute
mats: http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/12/11/GamerGate-Anti-Bullying-Campaign-cost-Gawker-over-a-Million-Dollars
assbot: #GamerGate Anti-Bullying Campaign cost Gawker over a Million Dollars ... ( http://bit.ly/1x7OlBO )
mircea_popescu: yeah was here before.
mircea_popescu: apparently the libtards lose again.
mircea_popescu: somehow asciilifeform still believes they're running things tho :D
mats: we all got fringe opinions
mircea_popescu: hehe i guess we do yeah.
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/12/additional-information-on-a-normal-man-aka-john-d-powell/
cazalla: http://sharethezing.blogspot.com is the guy's blog where he writes about his wife and his decision to swing which resulted in her fucking and him watching
assbot: Share The Zing ... ( http://bit.ly/1zWnzds )
mats: i've read about this phenomenon in here...
cazalla: so basically, his wife fucked him, mtgox fucked him and then big daddy USG came and fucked him one last time for good measure
mircea_popescu: http://www.literotica.com/s/3-days-of-watching-my-wife-fuck etc
assbot: 3 Days of Watching my Wife Fuck - Loving Wives - Literotica.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1zWnPsV )
cazalla: mats, yeah, lots of it on trilema along with tyrone fantasies
mircea_popescu: so what of it ?
cazalla: mircea_popescu, those stories are more for women than men?
cazalla: i might be inclined to read a story/book after the act, but not before
mircea_popescu: how do you mean ?
cazalla: in that romance novels are more of a thing for women
mircea_popescu: mebbe so.
xanthyos is cloaked :)
mircea_popescu: i tihnk the guy gave up.
cazalla: xanthyos, dagger still broken?
xanthyos: work in progress
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36350 @ 0.0005966 = 21.6864 BTC [-] {3}
mats: what a depressing blog
cazalla: mats, prob why he took a plea, just ready to lay down and die
mats: hes finally ready to meet a nice man
mats: i'm getting a 502 on qntra
cazalla: ddos might be back, was loading slow for me earlier
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38450 @ 0.00059548 = 22.8962 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1177 @ 0.0012 = 1.4124 BTC
asciilifeform: somehow asciilifeform still believes they're running things tho << ahaha lol, which 'they.'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19012 @ 0.0005931 = 11.276 BTC [-]
ben_vulpes: <fluffypony> I guess he didn't like being called idiotic: https://twitter.com/fluffyponyza/status/542109944901009408 << love how you're leaning into your own profile pic
assbot: Those derps… RT /BryceWeiner: /blockchain.info published private keys. http://t.co/B6tmulgmyY
ben_vulpes: <fluffypony> that particular one is a payment processor << what happened to the mining rig rack fab operating out of africa?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5862 @ 0.00061492 = 3.6047 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> heh, i've robotripped a few times << danielpbarron you are delightfully eccentric
mats: robotripping is filthy
mats: a 'poor man's trip' if you will
ben_vulpes: see also: salvia
ben_vulpes: "coward's trip" when i was a teen.
BingoBoingo: It's an awful hangover.
ben_vulpes: <mats> afaik the cost of serious physics research runs well into nine digits << if not twelve.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18192 @ 0.00059192 = 10.7682 BTC [-] {2}
ben_vulpes: rockets are ~9.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: see eotvos thread. it isn't a matter of price tag.
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: the folks spending the 12 are charlatans.
ben_vulpes: roundaboutly saying that one can't buy legitimacy from the entrenched idiots.
ben_vulpes: a) their ask is too high and b) they don't sell legitimacy.
ben_vulpes: rockets at least - either go into orbit or not.
ben_vulpes fired up the 52" tv on loan from a client today
ben_vulpes: just to loop CATO videos
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: today, only mars, god of war, is selling legitimacy.
asciilifeform: installment plan.
ben_vulpes: i've given up on rockets.
ben_vulpes: i'll be satisfied to slave for mars building agile jet-ruiners and ghetto turrets
ben_vulpes: king of this continent isn't worth the piss in my urethra much less the fruit of my loins.
mats: so subversive
ben_vulpes: this, from the infantryman.
mats: sapper, actually.
mats: trained at leonard wood, not benning
ben_vulpes: hah you don't say
mats: not as interesting as it sounds
BingoBoingo: At least mats hasn't err'd yet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26613 @ 0.00061216 = 16.2914 BTC [+]
ben_vulpes: he's a sapper though. implicitly - err'd once.
ben_vulpes: <mike_c> kakobrekla: someone told me recently I should hire slovenians to build a mobile app for me. do you know anyone in that industry in your neck of the woods? << perhaps consider my humble app factory
mats: i sweat balls for 16 weeks in MO, and unlucky enough to end up in a unit that just returned from a rotation into hell
ben_vulpes: mike_c: we're masters of the bezzletronic arts of quality app authorship
mats: never got to take the fight to the enemy. a real sadness in my life
ben_vulpes: what enemy lol
mats: its all relative
BingoBoingo: Here's a secret about Missouri.... The weather never has a pleasant season.
mats: i could've lived with having fought against men with guns
mats: i'm a simple guy with simple rules
mats: moral ambiguity is for other people.
mats: my hands are clean, but not because i was unwilling to bloody them
ben_vulpes: well you're here now.
mats: now i'm just another dude that sits down all day and talks at computers
mats: funny how that happens?
ben_vulpes: ;;rate mats 1 first best grandest sapper of la serenissima
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
ben_vulpes: ah get fucked gribble
ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
gribble: Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~user@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:0e038a622e6f3b912336a9eae37bf66a22cf0397410a29f5a410e5d9
gribble: You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;rate mats 1 first best grandest sapper of la serenissima
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user mats has changed from 1 to 1.
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: Sappe only gets to err once, because after Erring there is no more sapper
ben_vulpes: some say the sapper errs twice
ben_vulpes: first, in choice of career.
mats returns to burying face in case law
BingoBoingo: !up ryanxcharles
ben_vulpes: the ecmaboi's back!
ben_vulpes: ryanxcharles: come on buddhi be a buddhi
BingoBoingo: !up badon
BingoBoingo: !up ryanxcharles
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
Vexual: wow, xbox live taking bitcoin, some kids are gonna start learning the value of money
BingoBoingo: Maybe, or maybe they will keep talking about urmom
Vexual: well shes gonna find out too
Vexual: how does bitpay work? can the kids tack on a few bucks when theay ask mom for xbox moneys?
Vexual: bits even
Vexual: future whinge: i spent 10bc on halo
Vexual: all i got was sore thumbs
Vexual: funnily fiats have had "designed for windows mobile" stickers on them
Vexual: next to the usb hole
Vexual: afiak just on the cheap high volume shit
Vexual: thats not funny at all, i've lost my mojo
Vexual: fuck it, i'm off to write just shoot me fan fiction
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
BingoBoingo: !up ryanxcharles
BingoBoingo: !up badon
BingoBoingo: !up badon badonkadonk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 51785 @ 0.00061345 = 31.7675 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 333956 | Current Difficulty: 4.000747027127126E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 334655 | Next Difficulty In: 699 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 4 days, 15 hours, 5 minutes, and 57 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 39650018750.9 | Estimated Percent Change: -0.89346
BingoBoingo: Two negatives in a row?
BingoBoingo: Fucking Walgreens selling medicine in packages larger than single servings
mircea_popescu: http://www.worldjewishcongress.org/en/news/13585/ultra_orthodox_jews_in_new_york_rally_against_israeli_army_draft_plans << check out the pics lol ☟︎
assbot: World Jewish Congress - Ultra-Orthodox Jews in New York rally against Israeli army draft plans ... ( http://bit.ly/1vXkbjf )
BingoBoingo: I must still be tripping
mircea_popescu: Satmar Hasidim, fwiw, was born in a town called satu mare in romania.
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/the_slatest/2014/12/11/undercover_cop_pulls_gun_on_protesters_at_oakland_demonstration/rtr4hlde.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1vXkpaj )
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo wasn't that a scene in v for vendetta ?
BingoBoingo: No, apparently from Oakland Shitifornia tonight
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00061496 = 6.949 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: 1st serenissima sapper regiment should really get herring breakfast.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18050 @ 0.00061956 = 11.1831 BTC [+]
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/cine-cunoaste-stie/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27700 @ 0.000609 = 16.8693 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo suggests sappers get a delicious salad bar fully of blowfish they can carve themselves
BingoBoingo: !up Belxjander
BingoBoingo: Belxjander: Interesting part message
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
Vexual: rockin that powerpc?
Vexual: have you ever eaten blowfish BingoBoingo?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Not yet, but it is on the to do list
Vexual: Even if things go worng, it's gotta be better than ciguatera
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1725 @ 0.0012 = 2.07 BTC
Vexual: a decent bout of that and intel or not, you get funny about fish like aciilifeform to intel
Vexual: ie x86
Vexual: blowfish you just breathe heavy, see stars, and round two next weekend
Vexual: go the amiga
BingoBoingo: Am I the only person who thinks petco sells more interesting and safer meat than most grocers here?
Vexual: we've had a few hipster babies die from raw milk here in oz this week, i wonder if they might have bought better food at the pet store?
Vexual: raw cow milk
Vexual: not human
Vexual: ive tried catfood; it's shit
Vexual: whats petco anyway?
punkman: there's barely any meat in pet food
Vexual: my cats like canned sardines
Vexual: as do i
punkman: I was taking a walk at the park the other day and a giant golden retriever demanded to have my tangerine
BingoBoingo: Vexual: They sell pet supplies and small pets like blowfish
punkman: you ever eat dog Vexual?
Vexual: no, i dont htink so punkman
Vexual: have you?
punkman: I'd try it
Vexual: tangerine fed golden retriever?
punkman: is there dog-eaters forum where they discuss which breed has best marbling?
Vexual: lol
punkman: !up Vexual
Vexual: i don't think i'd eat dog given a choice
Vexual: not much of it anyway
Vexual: it's more of an `after tequila' thing
punkman: apparently the swiss prefer rotweiler http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2255684/Farmers-Switzerland-routinely-EATING-cats-dogs-meals.html
assbot: Farmers in Switzerland routinely EATING cats and dogs with their meals | Daily Mail Online ... ( http://bit.ly/1IHR0Gc )
fluffypony: <+ben_vulpes> what happened to the mining rig rack fab operating out of africa? <- that's going extremely well - we showed off the ASIC rack prototypes to those interested at Inside Bitcoins earlier in the year, and a couple of months later we got a lucrative exclusive contract to supply a farm, so we won't be selling the frames commercially until June next year (if at all). the GPU frames we still sell, although that market has slowed
fluffypony: significantly since around the same period.
Vexual: hey fluffypony, 2011 called..
fluffypony: 2011 had ASICs?
assbot: Last 3 lines bashed and pending review. ( http://dpaste.com/0V1B9JD.txt )
BingoBoingo: !b 3 ✂︎
Vexual: no, but you were making more bc before you went cryptonote
Vexual: (at a guess)
fluffypony: I was making money before BTC even had a genesis block :)
fluffypony: my businesses haven't disappeared
Vexual: ((im allowed to gess, im a qntra reader))
fluffypony: that's like saying I was making more money before I started building and flying multicopters
Vexual: you've always been more than a statistic fluffypony
fluffypony: lol
Vexual: are you lambchop?
BingoBoingo: Nah, He's Sharry Lee Lewis
Vexual: lol
Vexual: shes had work done
Vexual: vuples' puppet cannon
Vexual: good as any facelift
Vexual: o.0
Vexual: which reminds me, mist sid down to a bbowl of special k with pete_d
Vexual: talk about bitcoin and shit
cazalla: Vexual, you with the special k, BingoBoingo and danielpbarron with the robo
cazalla: !up Vexual
Vexual: what robo, i read it in th elogs, but i kinda skimmed?
Vexual: i was reffering to his fail twitter that fluffy fixed
fluffypony: his tweet was fine
fluffypony: it was Weener's that wasn't
Vexual: lolwot?
fluffypony: dushenski didn't say something stupid in a tweet, Bryce Weeeener did
Vexual: i don't know who that is
Vexual: also fail does not equal stupid
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37300 @ 0.00061743 = 23.0301 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: When doesn't that fuck
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1000 @ 0.0012 = 1.2 BTC
Vexual: fine let it be the same, watthe fuck do i care
Vexual: it's not like theres a wiki
fluffypony: yes there is
fluffypony: http://wiki.bitcoin-assets.com
assbot: start [bitcoin assets wiki] ... ( http://bit.ly/1IHWOiQ )
cazalla: so after months and months of daily sign language, my son finally figure out dad, not so sure he understands exactly what it means though
Vexual: shows what i know
Vexual: o|o
cazalla: hopefully he picks up more at a faster pace, can say mum, dad, nose, cheek, bird but again, not so sure he even understands what he is saying
fluffypony: cazalla: but he gets the sense that it refers to you?
cazalla: fluffypony, don't think so, he calls us both mum and dad
fluffypony: it'll take time
Vexual: you need an italian nanny; he'll pick up gestures quicksmart
cazalla: Vexual, or an au pair as you suggested :P
Vexual: ah yes, brazillian prtugese
Vexual: AND
BingoBoingo: Just get a french maid
cazalla: french mistress perhaps
cazalla: or why not both eh, toss in a harem mp style while i'm at it
cazalla: i think not..
BingoBoingo: Why not?
BingoBoingo: Too much work to turn them out?
Vexual: french is monday?
BingoBoingo: Not feeling very Tyrone?
Vexual: ok tuesday too
BingoBoingo: !up Vexual
cazalla: BingoBoingo, i'll leave that to young men such as yourself BingoBoingo
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Our mascot better start turning out some of those doe bunnies before you eat him.
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0pWejAnLUQ eat your heart out daniel p barron
Vexual: also decimation, who as a special epreciation of politics
Vexual: whos corruption index dont move
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2014/12/cftc-restate-supposed-authority-over-bitcoin/
fluffypony: "we must remain vigilant to ensure market integrity, and will continue to evaluate these new contracts over time"
fluffypony: sounds like the US response to terrorism
fluffypony: "we're doing this for your own good. to protect you. now bend over."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40600 @ 0.00062081 = 25.2049 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: whats the real story? the sec is depleted? and theres places untouched?
Vexual: is this a multiprong approach?
Vexual: are you watching snl caz?
Vexual: whats the cftc?
Vexual: and why doesn't it have a hyperlink?
cazalla: Vexual, it does, 2nd paragraph, and i don't watch much tv tbh
cazalla: !up Vexual
Vexual: i'm not sure if it's even on this close to the end of the year
cazalla: Vexual, meh, few times i watched snl it was most overrated thing i have ever seen
Vexual: yeah, but it's the best news outta usa
Vexual: onion x blooberd x tmz
Vexual: in a weekly called a nighly
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2610 @ 0.0012 = 3.132 BTC
Vexual: always pre-emptive
cazalla: poor rabbit http://gawker.com/actor-ate-girlfriends-pet-rabbit-said-hed-do-the-same-1670086892
assbot: Actor Ate Girlfriend's Pet Rabbit, Said He'd Do the Same to Her: Cops ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dlv5V2 )
cazalla: !up Vexual
cazalla: fancy a glass of raw milk Vexual ?
Vexual: hell no
cazalla: was it BingoBoingo suggesting so just a few weeks back?
Vexual: some other fuckwit, i won't even be playing cricket this summer
cazalla: zzz, don't mind big bash though
cazalla: actually, i mean 20/20
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44006 @ 0.00060199 = 26.4912 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: oh yeah, ill watch it
Vexual: just dont wanna get knojed out by a tennis ball
Vexual: doesnt men im gonna start using new ads tho
Vexual: still eat bacon and eggs
Vexual: just no cow tit milk
Vexual: or standing in the way of projectiles
cazalla: yeah, cricket balls and milk will get ya killed past week or two
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZFCxtq7Lqo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38150 @ 0.000622 = 23.7293 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: looks like cryptocoinsnews paid 50k for hacked.com
punkman: wat
punkman: they make that much pushing GAW?
punkman: http://www.gawminers.com/pages/hashstaker
assbot: HashStaker – GAW Miners ... ( http://bit.ly/1wH5YsP )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27950 @ 0.00060651 = 16.952 BTC [-]
cazalla: punkman, who knows the exact amount
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1610 @ 0.0012 = 1.932 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 42750 @ 0.00058884 = 25.1729 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 334 @ 0.00341302 = 1.1399 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25900 @ 0.00060662 = 15.7115 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1044 @ 0.0012 = 1.2528 BTC
mats: The IS price list for slaves ranks the cost of a woman by age, so while a woman aged 40-50 would sell for just 50,000 dinars or $43, a girl aged 10-20 would be worth 150,000 dinars ($125) and a child under nine would sell for 200,000 dinars ($166).
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00058347 = 2.3339 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27445 @ 0.00060515 = 16.6083 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: !up dooglus
danielpbarron: !up rdymac
danielpbarron: !s clams
assbot: 40 results for 'clams' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=clams
danielpbarron: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=08-12-2014#948251 ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 08-12-2014 15:49:52; mircea_popescu: ;;unrate dooglus
danielpbarron: "we sent everyone some clams! now give us your private keys."
danielpbarron: couldn't proof be provided by signing a message? why even have the paragraph about "oh you can trust us; we're building a web of trust!"
danielpbarron: !up qntranet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8700 @ 0.00061202 = 5.3246 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11450 @ 0.00060739 = 6.9546 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: oh wow
thestringpuller: ;;google just-dice shutdown date
gribble: Just Dice Is Closing: this page/post will be constantly updated with ...: <http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/28wae3/just_dice_is_closing_this_pagepost_will_be/>; Just-Dice Re-opens After Regulations, Now Accepting CLAMs?: <http://www.coinssource.com/just-dice-re-opens-after-regulations-now-accepting-clams/>; Shut the Box - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: (1 more message)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13916 @ 0.00060739 = 8.4524 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: "a government really sounds like a maffia when it wants "a cut"
thestringpuller: ;;seen Pierre_Rochard
gribble: Pierre_Rochard was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 16 hours, 21 minutes, and 19 seconds ago: <Pierre_Rochard> thestringpuller: because people like the author think Bitcoin _actually_ is a ponzi scheme and that they have to help attract greater fools, so public relations / appearance/ etc are super important to -sell- bitcoin to the unsuspecting masses
thestringpuller: ;;later tell Pierre_Rochard ping me when available.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
jurov: http://www.tagesanzeiger.ch/ausland/europa/Gipfeltreffen-mit-Putins-fuenfter-Kolonne/story/30542701 << putin celebrated aas europe's savior from moral corruption
assbot: Gipfeltreffen mit Putins fünfter Kolonne - News Ausland: Europa - tagesanzeiger.ch ... ( http://bit.ly/1uv15f1 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00060192 = 2.7086 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14613 @ 0.00058674 = 8.574 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAcNEkDPDUE
assbot: Iron Can - Official Trailer (HD) - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1uv9dvS )
thestringpuller: bitcoind why u so slow
mats: http://arstechnica.com/security/2014/12/iranian-hackers-used-visual-basic-malware-to-wipe-vegas-casinos-network
assbot: Iranian hackers used Visual Basic malware to wipe Vegas casino’s network | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJfkr0 )
asciilifeform: run moar winblows!
asciilifeform: moar interesting: http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2014/12/apple-forces-nude-immigrants-to-cover-up-in-ipad-version-of-papers-please
assbot: Apple forces nude immigrants to cover up in iPad version of Papers, Please [Updated] | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1uvgnAz )
decimation: asciilifeform: apparently Linus is on the road to becoming you
decimation: http://pastebin.com/Z08gtRFj
assbot: Jouni Osmala (josmala.delete@this.cc.hut.fi) on December 8, 2014 1:10 pm wrote: - Pastebin.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJizPf )
decimation: apparently Linus posted a rant on some web forum (which is down) in which he claims parallelism is a "huge waste of time"
decimation: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8738939 << the hacker news thread where people express their butthurt
assbot: Linus: Parallel computing is a huge waste of everybody's time | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1IJiYRK )
decimation: anyway the reason I say he's on the road to becoming you is that it is only a short step from "parallel computers suck" to "computers suck"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25335 @ 0.00060795 = 15.4024 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26500 @ 0.00058755 = 15.5701 BTC [-] {2}
mats: p sure anybody that's worked on computers has thought that
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28871 @ 0.0006138 = 17.721 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 900 @ 0.0012 = 1.08 BTC
xanthyos: http://i.imgur.com/dZNmKyF.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1zZ5dsc )
xanthyos: my new toy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30300 @ 0.00061615 = 18.6693 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00060942 = 11.579 BTC [-]
rithm: warm
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19863 @ 0.00058068 = 11.534 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00057861 = 5.5547 BTC [-] {2}
mod6: bsod @ heathrow ; hilarity ensues
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 65182 @ 0.00059142 = 38.5499 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: !up ryanxcharles
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1320 / [ticker-last]
gribble: Error: "ticker-last" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 355.53, Best ask: 355.92, Bid-ask spread: 0.39000, Last trade: 355.92, 24 hour volume: 7718.70959079, 24 hour low: 347.01, 24 hour high: 358.07, 24 hour vwap: 352.555439558
mircea_popescu: mod6 http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/#comment-110563
assbot: The conference, third edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/12DbQFy )
mod6: ah, ok thanks. :)
mircea_popescu: >D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25797 @ 0.00057103 = 14.7309 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23200 @ 0.00056383 = 13.0809 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: shit why can't it be 60+ !
thestringpuller: because you don't endorse scammers
thestringpuller: jk
mircea_popescu: heh
mircea_popescu: i didn't mean 60 satoshi, i meant 60k :D
mircea_popescu: by the way, anyone know what the belgian nut did when emigrating to australia ?
thestringpuller: mod6 is tempting me to sign up as VIP
thestringpuller: i was told there will be harems
mircea_popescu: you gotta be like doing stuff tho
thestringpuller: i thought that was to talk, not listen. lol
mircea_popescu: lol
asciilifeform: i went to #2, and i still don't get, what does the 'vip' option do?
asciilifeform: iirc mircea put it on my tab last time
rithm: the harem is in the VIP
mircea_popescu: it just means you're cool.
mircea_popescu: "Being Submissive doesn't mean you think less of yourself, it means you think of yourself less." ah love that quote.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: well, I will just show up I 'spose can use the VIP money on booze night 1
mircea_popescu: hehe i guess so.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 59134 @ 0.00058115 = 34.3657 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/ << and so then they were five! plus the peeps planning to show up.
assbot: The conference, third edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/12DnIax )
thestringpuller: i owe chetty a glass of wine
asciilifeform: what happens to the 'just show up' folks? sans vip
mircea_popescu: well they don't get to participate saturday and have to find their own accomodations/drinks/meals/w/e else.
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-conference-third-edition/#identifier_7_54701
assbot: The conference, third edition pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/13hgwC7 )
thestringpuller: ah well then I want to be VIP when you put it that way :P
mircea_popescu: well yeah but you gotta do something! what will go after your name ?
thestringpuller: "Professional Cookie Monster"
asciilifeform: folks, anyone wishes to see me appear at #3 ?
BingoBoingo: Better get baking!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i do.
thestringpuller: the oven is always running :D
thestringpuller: i probably have the diabetes
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2014/12/judge-rejects-florida-mans-bid-to-dismiss-case/
fluffypony: that's because he's not a Normal man
mircea_popescu: "The statute was intended for the exchange of money for money, If you extend it to anything of value, then any customer using a credit card to buy something, anyone holding a yard sale and accepting cash, is a money transferer."
mircea_popescu: which is EXACTLY what they're doing ?
mircea_popescu: who thought out this strategy lol, confront the rapist with a strongly worded statement, "but sir! what you are contemplating would be tantamout to rape!"
mircea_popescu: methinks he knows already.
danielpbarron: !up ryanxcharles
mircea_popescu: in other news, http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-18778758-romania-cele-mai-multe-nasteri-din-adolescente-sub-15-ani-comitetul-onu-cere-strategie-privind-sanatatea-drepturile-sexuale-ale-reproducerii.htm?nomobile=
assbot: Romania, cele mai multe nasteri din UE la adolescente sub 15 ani. Comitetul ONU cere o strategie privind sanatatea si drepturile sexuale si ale reproducerii - Esential - HotNews.ro ... ( http://bit.ly/13hiG4w )
mircea_popescu: romania, most births under 15yo out of the eu.
thestringpuller: teen pregnancy?
mircea_popescu: well no, inasmuch as a 19yo is also a teen
mircea_popescu: this is, pre 15.
thestringpuller: babies having babies
mircea_popescu: to deliver before 15 a girl has to start fucking just about at the time she starts bleeding
mircea_popescu: fertility is kind-of low for the first few years.
mircea_popescu: look at that, ralph baer died
jurov: gypsies don't give a damn about bleeding.. i heard fathers start trying out the daughters very early
mircea_popescu: is this like the rumour that jooz make blood bread ?
BingoBoingo: scoopbot -fetch
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2014/12/vice-fingers-alleged-silk-road-2-0-mole-account/
danielpbarron: BingoBoingo, s/suspicious/suspicions/c
BingoBoingo: thx
BingoBoingo: Oh look at reddit discuss the Normal man additional information https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2p2wp3/additional_information_on_normal_man_arrested_for/
assbot: Additional information on "Normal man" arrested for selling bitcoins in Illinois : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/13hmz9y )
mircea_popescu: lmao at this "bill cosby said things about how niggers should try and wash up so now we're claiming he raped us" campaign is so lulzy.
mircea_popescu: but hey, i guess there's not going to be a cosbygate, on the grounds that who the fuck cares.
mircea_popescu: meanwhile @reality ranch, http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-London/2014/12/04/The-Sexodus-Part-1-The-Men-Giving-Up-On-Women-And-Checking-Out-Of-Society
assbot: The Sexodus, Part 1: The Men Giving Up On Women And Checking Out Of Society ... ( http://bit.ly/13hnU05 )
mircea_popescu: i suppose nobody's looked specifically at the 80/20 male/female split in ritalin forced consumptrion. date rape drugs bad, ritalin good eh ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 130 @ 0.008451 = 1.0986 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29400 @ 0.00057426 = 16.8832 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Now this is sad https://www.thunderclap.it/projects/20199-coin-fire-2015-kickoff?locale=en
assbot: Thunderclap: Coin Fire 2015 Kickoff ... ( http://bit.ly/1GkqgcJ )
BingoBoingo: " Thunderclap messages have reached over 3.5 billion people in 238 countries and territories. It's the world's first crowdspeaking platform, and over 3 million people have donated their social reach for ideas and causes that matter. " << This has to be one of the lulziest things I've ever heard of
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00057289 = 13.6921 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 2500 @ 0.0012 = 3 BTC
decimation: what's interesting with the Normal and the Florida prosecutions is that the Feds were involved
decimation: even though the criminal violations were state law (although the Normal unlicensed money transmitter rules were also Federal)
asciilifeform: in other news, i've a 0.5.3 with fully synced blockchain.
asciilifeform: if anyone still gives a damn
decimation: asciilifeform: was the only change that number of locks constant?
asciilifeform: there was another change, but i'm fairly certain that it was unnecessary and will repeat the experiment tomorrow with it snipped.
decimation: is it still leaking memory?
asciilifeform: worth noting that a blockchain, once wedged, never unwedges;
ben_vulpes: kakobrekla claims otherwise, i never confirmed his unwedging. ☟︎
decimation: I saw that around ~260k blocks that my version of bitcoind was taking up nearly 1gig in memory (linux is not exactly precise with memory accounting)
asciilifeform: and that the most catastropic memory leak, which devours arbitrarily large system in hours, is only triggered full-throttle upon wedging;
asciilifeform: and, finally, that memory also leaks if bitcoind is loading blocks the usual way, rather than from a tame box with fully loaded blockchain ('connect' option)
decimation: which implies that the leak might be associated with the network code?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33950 @ 0.00058534 = 19.8723 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Ah, very interesting
asciilifeform: leak is in the transaction processing code, and is not triggered when loading exclusively from a known-good node with full blockchain.
decimation: interesting, that is useful
decimation: I tried running 'perf' to sample calls to 'malloc' and I didn't see any while I was loading from network peers
asciilifeform: see also http://dpaste.com/1T8RSCJ
assbot: dpaste: 1T8RSCJ: shit ... ( http://bit.ly/1uxDMSQ )
decimation: or more precisely, calls to the kernel memory allocator
asciilifeform: above is a wedge run, in 'standard' mode (vs. single connect)
decimation: heh did you run the whole thing in valgrind? must have been slow as hell
asciilifeform: valgrind, yes, as printed on the box
thestringpuller: valgrind is the most amazing program ever made for debugging memory
thestringpuller is wearing sign that says, "Don't feed the trolls"
decimation: so it seems to stem from main.cpp:1466 which appears to be the code that handles orphan blocks
asciilifeform: decimation: i knew this a month ago, yes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6931 @ 0.00059264 = 4.1076 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> in other news, i've a 0.5.3 with fully synced blockchain. << wd.
TomServo: ben_vulpes | i never confirmed his unwedging << My 0.7.3 unwedged after appling the fix kako pointed out, if it's of any help.
asciilifeform: unwedged -existing wedged db-, or worked when run from scratch?
TomServo: unwedged - was stuck at a certain height (don't recall exact height), applied fix and continued
asciilifeform: why is 0.7.x even of interest here? very different animal ☟︎
TomServo: I've little experience with this and wanted a working node anyway - figured it was a decent place to get feet wet.
TomServo: Also running it on openbsd 5.6 if that's relevant - was planning on trying 0.5.3 there next.
decimation: TomServo: you are going to have to muck with some compiler settings to make openbsd work
decimation: also I think the available berkley db is ancient
decimation: !up diana_coman
decimation: !up diametric
mats: what is this wedging business?
TomServo: mats: blockchain sync stalls at a certain blockheight, and will not continue
asciilifeform: !s 252450
assbot: 14 results for '252450' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=252450
TomServo: asciilifeform: now that you mention it, I used your mention of that specific height to determine I was wedged.
decimation doesn't want to learn enough about berkley db to understand why it needs 'tarded magic numbers to work
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=23-11-2014#932006 << the mega-question ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 23-11-2014 05:22:35; kakobrekla: mircea_popescu no the question was did someone abuse the britneychain
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 71100 @ 0.00059264 = 42.1367 BTC [+]
decimation: asciilifeform: if you got it to fully synch, the answer is 'no' as far as the '0.5.3 spec' is concerned right?
decimation: but it's a separate question as to whether 0.5.3 has a hidden monster
asciilifeform: something happened at that block height.
decimation: I thought this weird 'locks' parameter fixed that? I assumed the issue was that berkleydb itself was failing at that height
BingoBoingo: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ArXcPfoCIAE1r0G.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1BEtGqK )
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-12-2014#952176 < yeah for .7 and can do a rerun if someone is particularly interested ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-12-2014 20:57:38; ben_vulpes: kakobrekla claims otherwise, i never confirmed his unwedging.
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-12-2014#952202 < exploring the nature getting to see what other beasts do does not hurt. maybe it even unwedges a chain or two. ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-12-2014 21:38:18; asciilifeform: why is 0.7.x even of interest here? very different animal
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00057564 = 6.5623 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH3] 1008 @ 0.0012 = 1.2096 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 125 @ 0.0084508 = 1.0564 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2200 @ 0.00122799 = 2.7016 BTC [-]
decimation: lol http://www.theverge.com/2014/12/12/7382287/project-goliath << "The new emails suggest Hollywood hasn’t given up on the idea. "We have been exploring theories under the All Writs Acts, which, unlike DMCA 512(j), would allow us to obtain court orders requiring site blocking without first having to sue and prove the target ISPs are liable for copyright infringement," one email reads."
assbot: Project Goliath: Inside Hollywood's secret war against Google | The Verge ... ( http://bit.ly/1uxXSfN )
decimation: didn't we just hear about the all writs act in a different context?
decimation: http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2014/12/feds-want-apples-help-to-defeat-encrypted-phones-new-legal-case-shows/ << "In both cases, the seized phones—one of which is an iPhone 5S—are encrypted and cannot be cracked by federal authorities. Prosecutors have now invoked the All Writs Act, an 18th-century federal law that simply allows courts to issue a writ, or order, which compels a person or company to do something."
assbot: Feds want Apple’s help to defeat encrypted phones, new legal case shows | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1uxY9iI )
decimation: http://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/28/1651 << it turns out "due process" was just bullshit all along!! it was always legal to get blank-check warrants! joke's on you us citizens!
assbot: 28 U.S. Code § 1651 - Writs | LII / Legal Information Institute ... ( http://bit.ly/1wKbg6L )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11750 @ 0.00059283 = 6.9658 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: !t m d.stmp
assbot: Aren't those tins of tobacco right there behind you?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00059283 = 6.3433 BTC [+]