punkman: Pierre_Rochard: well you know one guy wants JSON, other guy wants CSV, make it so it's not hard to use something other than the default
punkman: Pierre_Rochard: I kinda like TOML
Pierre_Rochard: ah, I see, I'll add those options once I've shipped v0.1. Thank you for the idea
Pierre_Rochard: right now I'm setting it up so that other pacioli servers can import the invoices / purchase orders
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xanthyos: in case anyone thinks i was faking
xanthyos: still wearing my hosp bracelet
xanthyos: can't take the gauze off my cock until saturday
xanthyos: probably will be scarred for life
xanthyos: the surgeon's name was Richard Frink
BingoBoingo: lol, fucking urologists have the punniest names
xanthyos: the dilaudid they shot me up with was amazing
punkman: how did you break the thing anyway?
xanthyos: i can see why people ruin their lives for heroin
xanthyos: i have an ocd ritual of bending it back to pop it so it relaxes because if i orgasm i have anxiety as an aftereffect
xanthyos: clearly it was not a sustainable solution;.
BingoBoingo: I got hit with the dilaudid during ball crisis this spring.
xanthyos: they made it like it was something to be embarassed over
BingoBoingo: Why would you be negged for being open about a cock crisis?
xanthyos: because it's offtopic maybe, and speaks to my mental instability which could be seen as a reason to distrust, idk
cazalla: xanthyos, chicks dig scars.. why in pain though? i thought you guys can have as much oxy as one pleases there?
BingoBoingo: cazalla: That used to be the deal, but no more
xanthyos: i got 30 tablets of acetaminophen/oxy
xanthyos: 500 mg tylenol for 5 mg heroin
punkman: I had surgery to remove a tricky wisdom toothonce and they sent me on my way with 2 paracetamol tablets
xanthyos: the socialist NHS has to cut costs somewhere, eh?
cazalla: punkman, weird eh, a gp gave me oxy for a sore neck
punkman: nah not UK, some shithole in south-east europe
punkman: I scrounged up some paracetamol+codeine tablets, worked out ok
cazalla: xanthyos, don't be playing with it while it heals too, 10 years no sex, i imagine maybe you get a bit furious with it at times
punkman: but I expected a bit more after the fuckers drilled into my jaw-bone or whatever
xanthyos: i masturbate as infrequently as possible but when i go i empty the thing
ben_vulpes: <xanthyos> i have an ocd ritual of bending it back to pop it
xanthyos: i'v ebeen doing it for 20 years and never had a problem til now
ben_vulpes: i don't even know what you're *describing*
xanthyos: it feels good but i don't recommend it now tht i'ave had this experince
cazalla: i still don't follow how you "bend" or "pop" it xanthyos, please to be making an instructional video
mod6: pop goes the weasel
BingoBoingo: ben_vulpes: It's actually a traditional think in Iran and Turkey. Also... Those regions lead the world in this sort of injury.
cazalla: maybe yours is different, i dunno, i don't think my cock is like my knuckles at all
mircea_popescu: so here's a simple computing test for your platform. 1) open a 100mb text file. if your editor croaks, you're running windows. 2) go to the end and depress the pageup key. count to sixty / wait a full minute. depress the key. if the scroll stops immediately you are running good unix. if it keeps going... well...
kakobrekla: now that you cant bend to pop, mebbe you can pull to pop?
xanthyos: all the computers in the hospital were running windows
kakobrekla: actually there are several text editors for windows that eat 100mb file like nothing
ben_vulpes: btw watched tinker tailor solider spy the other night
punkbot: punkman: Queued 1 valid deed for next bundle.
punkman: just need to dearmor sigs, concatenate, armor again and it's good to go
ben_vulpes: wow i just briefly witnessed a server error in google
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12900 @ 0.00042897 = 5.5337 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i'm not arguing something like "o, you know, there's no way around it". more like, "why the fuck should finding ways around it even be a consideration at all"
mircea_popescu: there's a limit to the smallest energy density that can fly, period, no matter any other considerations
mircea_popescu: well, what is this if not the intellectual rape channel ? that's what we do, we spoil noobs.
mircea_popescu: (people that object readily to "oh but comets can fly and no engine there" be confused as to what "energy density" means. calculate v**2 for comet)
mircea_popescu: if you can fuck her with the cock, why use your finger ?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform but in the same vein of "hard problems, if you're new here", you know the two trains and fly one im sure
☟︎ mircea_popescu: well anyway : two trains moving on the same track leave simultaneously 29 miles apart, one doing 5mph the other 7mp. a fly caugh between them flies straight until it reaches a train then turns back and recurses, doing 9mph.
☟︎☟︎ punkman: I heard an underwater dynamite explosion while diving once, almost shat myself
mircea_popescu: anyway, where i'm from it's traditionally given to 15-16yos taking their first year of analysis
mircea_popescu: so teachers can laugh at dumb fucking kids entrhalled with their new magic
cazalla: can someone load a post on their mobile and see if there is a big white gap between navbar and the post itself?
mircea_popescu: "you don't have to make yourself magic pork and beans just because you have a magic wand you ninny"
mircea_popescu: cazalla tis fine. flashing gif mebbe a little distraction
cazalla: mircea_popescu, point of an advert yeah?
cazalla: mircea_popescu, load a post, not qntra.net itself
cazalla: maybe it's just related to the ipad 2
BingoBoingo: cazalla: Maybe, Maybe ipad needs to go to chopshop to check for NSA?
cazalla: mircea_popescu, you should've seen the huge ass banner BingoBoingo put up before we settled on the box on sidebar :P
mircea_popescu: anyway, VERY flashy is, in my humble and unexpert experience, counterproductive. so is very large.
cazalla: mircea_popescu, we discussed using text links either above/below each article as well, thoughts?
mircea_popescu: if people want links let them go the original route, do something newsworthy. have a designated pr liaison and there you go.
cazalla: that won't keep the advert current once new news is posted
cazalla: text idea is that above or below an article, you have perhaps - sponsored name - blah blah come play mega dice win mega coins
cazalla: rather than big ass banner at top of site, which we tried earlier
cazalla: or better yet, we just scrap adverts all together and do trilema credits model
BingoBoingo thinks for now flashing square is fine. Lets people know someone was brave enough to advertise.
mircea_popescu: cazalla i get the idea, but i dun see that it's such a good idea, either for us or for them
nubbins`: "Construct (with ruler and compass) a square given one point from each side."
mircea_popescu: there are of course a bunch of iterative solutions to this problem, but that's "with computer" not ruler&compass.
nubbins`: "Suppose A, B, C and D denote the points on the sides of the square, in order. Connect A and C. Draw a perpendicular from B to the segment AC. Let point D0 lie on the perpendicular given that the distance BD0 is the same as the length of AC. Then D0 belongs to the same side (or extension of the side) of the square as D. See Figure 14. Once we know from DD0 how the square is oriented, the rest is easy."
mircea_popescu: of course they do select for the best quality in mathematicians
mircea_popescu: which is, for lack of a different term, feminine guile.
mircea_popescu: i dunno. shooting a deer with a single bullet is finesse. taming it is a different thing.
mircea_popescu: how can you argue with that ? it's *exactly* what it is.
mircea_popescu: finesse is the ability to make mayonaise by hand. a practice, anyone can be taught it.
mircea_popescu: but anyway, granted, the classical terminology is geometry & finesse.
BingoBoingo: Marketing though is making a hand with mayonaise
mircea_popescu: Différence entre l'esprit de géométrie et l'esprit de finesse. - En l'un, les principes sont palpables, mais éloignés de l'usage commun ; de sorte qu'on a peine à tourner la tête de ce côté-là, manque d'habitude : mais, pour peu qu'on l'y tourne, on voit les principes à plein; et il faudrait avoir tout à fait l'esprit faux pour mal raisonner sur des principes si gros qu'il est presque impossible qu'ils éch
mircea_popescu: Mais, dans l'esprit de finesse, les principes sont dans l'usage commun et devant les yeux de tout le monde. On n'a que faire de tourner la tête, ni de se faire violence; il n'est question que d'avoir bonne vue, mais il faut l'avoir bonne; car les principes sont si déliés et en si grand nombre, qu'il est presque impossible qu'il n'en échappe. Or, l'omission d'un principe mène à l'erreur; ainsi, il faut avoir la vu
mircea_popescu: e bien nette pour voir tous les principes, et ensuite l'esprit juste pour ne pas raisonner faussement sur des principes connus.
mircea_popescu: Tous les géomètres seraient donc fins s'ils avaient la vue bonne, car ils ne raisonnent pas faux sur les principes qu'ils connaissent; et les esprits fins seraient géomètres s'ils pouvaient plier leur vue vers les principes inaccoutumés de géométrie.
nubbins`: american apparel products have a superior printing surface
nubbins`: (translation: "this conversation is logged")
Vexual: hi, how goes the qntra.net traffic?
mircea_popescu: "Congratulation, Transfer $50,000 has been today transferred the account, attached is the transfer copy ( proof of payment) for your view."
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Was poor yesterday, prolly because DNS DDoS
mircea_popescu: shit, if only the transfer weren't a zipfile, i could be 50k richer
mircea_popescu: well... if they're slow altogether like serving the js that may also account.
Vexual: did i read correctly qntra has actual income now?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Not yet. We are playing with the idea of a single ad
BingoBoingo: Mostly to get an idea of what we find acceptable for ads, when we start getting solicitations for other ads
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It's a revenue share thing, dunno its been up long enough to get clicked yet
Vexual: quantcast says your traffic is largely wealthy educated asians, thats some quality traffic
mircea_popescu: Vexual and politically active, non partisan, mega rich mega educated folk.
mircea_popescu: it's pretty much distilled trendsetters over there, no hipsters allowed.
BingoBoingo: Prolly. Maybe from reading Angry Ram's turds
cazalla: mircea_popescu: wait so it's free ? <<< lol yes, not a paid placement, this is more a test anyway
BingoBoingo: Oh, wait till the Minzors approach with offers
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i shall not dispute "statistics" that wildly favour my position.
cazalla: well, this is why i told Namworld to speak with you and that he did and was promptly sent back to me
decimation: yeah I get the fact that it is a compiler, but why would you want to use it to compile itself and then use the compiler to recreate the target lisp?
cazalla: the one advert makes it look like million dollar homepage so we may as well go full throttle now
mircea_popescu: lol temperance my good man, is the whorish mother of all riches.
decimation: yeah this test automatically fails C and its descendants
BingoBoingo: Well, ad nao has more modest sidebar placement. Don't want to seem like too cheap a hooker when second potential advertiser wants to negotiate
decimation: but can it synthesize c after compiling? I suppose it could
cazalla: qntra down here for me too
cazalla: decimation, got any supdog?
mircea_popescu: TomServo decimation is this a matter of you not resolving the domain ? what's dig qntra.net say ?
cazalla: fuck it, i'm over it, gonna put a rabbit in the pan
BingoBoingo: Not the black one yet, May need more pics for Qntra branding
mircea_popescu: well i dunno about you good folk, but various wp comment spammers still manage to dutifully connect, propose their post crud, get the required 500 and so on.
mircea_popescu: "The Bitcon Fundation cant pay for what it needs because it has 57.875 BTC left from 5,878.222 BTC raised."
mircea_popescu: "why mp keep saying vessenes be stealing!!!! mp is such bad!!!"
mircea_popescu: "clearly bitcoin needs moar technologiez! brb making shartup"
gribble: jurov was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 hours, 31 minutes, and 55 seconds ago: <jurov> lol The20YearIRCloud you'll soon get sizable chunk of ohio
gribble: log.bitcoin-assets.com is up
BingoBoingo: OMG NSA, let's burn the computers and teletype baudot on the 160 meter band
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: got the poster nubbins << no fucking way, i had so much $$$ riding against this!11
mircea_popescu: heh i mean "yes would apply". not that ducking's bad policy generally.
mircea_popescu: MissShibe: Hi all, if anyone has lost money in Moolah / Cryptsy we are working on a class action lawsuit against Ryan Kennedy. <<< because "class action" suits exist for the purpose of allowing a bunch of derps to not have to pay anything in civil claims against individuals now.
mircea_popescu: "your honor, we seek class action status for our suit here" "who is the defendant ?" "some guy"
xanthyos: ;;rate alevin 2 Known thorugh EFNet channels nearly a decade. "Seinfeld" expert. Buddhism aspirant.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 2 for user alevin has been recorded.
mircea_popescu: there can be no other seinfeld expert! who is this challenger!
Vexual: hey, we got al jolson here!
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell missshibe hey, maybe instead of a class action suit against random bankrupt derp, you could organise a comet landing against him ? at least it'd be a novel novelty item...
Vexual: what the fuck even is moolah?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla no it's not, i met tons of bangin' buddhist chicks.
Vexual: yeah, but you read the old languages
danielpbarron: ;;rate alevin 2 boring mental case that fetishizes abstinence
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BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Jesus wasn't a scam till Peter and Paul got into a fight over marketing and royalties. made good tables.
BingoBoingo: Well, he had to break them in with Ms Magadaline
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29300 @ 0.00043 = 12.599 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: So interesting advertising match made in hell I spotted on the interwebz. Gawker Media and Weatherby rifles.
mircea_popescu: punkman: nah not UK, some shithole in south-east europe << wait srsly ?! i always figured you for a brit.
punkman: mircea_popescu: griechenland
mircea_popescu: *: ben_vulpes flaps more << i have nfi what he's on about either, if that helps anything.
Vexual: aesthetic skills never lost
mircea_popescu: the turks reproduced through anal intercourse with their womenz for all of the renaissance
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Turks got their butts from Armenia too, that's why they had to genocide the men
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform wait, a melon what, stabbed threateningly ?
decimation: I got a qntra page with a 127.0.0.1 link
decimation: it could have been malformed I suppose
mircea_popescu: i bet you thought you were pretty smart didja! but your gig is up nao!!
mircea_popescu: i dunno dood, for some reason it thinks you're molesting it.
decimation: the only reason I noticed is because noscript fired off something
decimation: yeah it is something in my browser cache
decimation: on one computer when I try to go to qntra.net the "ABE" noscript warning pops up blocking a get to 127.0.0.1
mircea_popescu: decimation it redirects what it considers hostile traffix to 127.0.0.1
decimation: ah now it just came up (/a) without the error
decimation: maybe I was hitting reload too many times
punkman: I wonder if banning datacenter/cloud/etc IPs would work
mircea_popescu: anyway, typical usecase is : Host: 202.29.104.23 / Http Code: 301Date: Nov 20 23:05:07Http Version: HTTP/1.1Size in Bytes: 225 Referer: - Agent: WordPress/3.9.1;
http://offpre.rmutp.ac.th; verifying pingback from 69.30.245.226
nubbins`: this is better than free condoms
decimation: replaces with high-intensity blue led, never sleep again
BingoBoingo is now reaping the rewards of most badass candle upgrade ever
mircea_popescu: decimation i had to tape over the fucking display lights on my ac here
mircea_popescu: because it's new, and these idiots with the leds are like out of fucking control in their quest for laser beams.
decimation: yeah I can 'see' blue leds through my closed eyes
decimation: in the sense that they disturb my sleep
mircea_popescu: eventually i taped a businesscard in there. 1/16th inch of cardboard did it.
decimation: there are many studies coming out that tend to point to blue light exposure as being really bad for sleep
nubbins`: i've got a small 12-channel mixer i use for live shows that I had to putty over the power led (blue)
nubbins`: literally so bright you couldn't read the knobs on a dark stage
thestringpuller: never would take you for a beavis and butthead fan mircea_popescu
mod6: let's go over to stewert's houes and break stuff
decimation: asciilifeform: replace with trinitron!
mircea_popescu: but then they gazed upon his great architectural achievements
decimation: I dumped my mostly burnt one in the local dump years ago
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.09 = 1.26 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 268 @ 0.00650042 = 1.7421 BTC [-] {9}
decimation: asciilifeform: you should buy a stack of plasma displays
mircea_popescu: if you talk him into building his own vacuum tube i'm like negging you.
decimation: asciilifeform: today I was in usb driver hell, and then something occurred to me
decimation: are you going to pay the $5k fee for a vid/pid for cardano?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Samsung plasma monitors sold as TV's seem to have good longevity. Just need to sit at a distanc
decimation: I'm not sure they make plasma displays meant for computer
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah I know the answer I was just taunting you
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40246 @ 0.0004301 = 17.3098 BTC [+] {2}
decimation: I think ftdi will give you a pid off of their vid if you use their chip
Vexual: im frightened of the filename
decimation: $5k one time, or for you today, $4k per year!
decimation: asciilifeform: I wonder if the linux-usb guys only accept 'official' pids
cazalla: BingoBoingo, i only wish i had tomatoes :\
BingoBoingo: cazalla: I kind of wish you would have cooked it in a little rabbit wheelchair like Phillip Seymore Hoffman
decimation: yeah, they probably just didn't believe you
decimation: wireshark usb sniffing is very handy I've discovered as well
punkman: I want one of those square LCDs EIZO announced
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.09 = 1.53 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: And yes, moving the wall further back is prolly more cost effective than finding an adequate monitor
decimation: asciilifeform: is that why you flip them vertically (better horizontal view angle)?
decimation: BingoBoingo: I like the 1:1 aspect ratio
decimation: I note that it is more popular on many tech forums to openly discuss ditching linux in favor of a 'unix' clone
decimation: for some reason no one brings up solaris very often
BingoBoingo: Solaris intoduces hell often trying to hunt drivers for a civilian machine
BingoBoingo: So did he really say learn English and go to the back of the line?
decimation: because vertical real estate is more useful than horizontal?
decimation: but it's in the living room and is a media computer
punkman: ;;google lg curved monitor
assbot: I'm taking pictures in some sweet places next week! Saturday- Ft. LauderdaleMonday- HaitiTuesday- JamaicaThursday- MexicoSunday- Miami
assbot: Ferguson officer's lawyer, union official, say AP story on grand jury confidence was misleading : News ... (
http://bit.ly/1xU9oW4 )
BingoBoingo: devthedev: If you ever want practice killing people, Mexico is prolly the place to do it. Huge security issues, but they'll never mention it
decimation: asciilifeform: yeah most 'hdtv' 'monitors' use all kinds of downsampling/downconversion tricks
BingoBoingo: Plasma TV I think of considering this problem was acquired 8 years ago
decimation: dithering works great if you want to suppress spurs on an adc
decimation: I definite hear something when I flip mine but I think I have the smaller model
BingoBoingo: I think the efficent problem at the moment is that no one but foxconn makes anything anymore
decimation: inductor microphonics are the bane of anyone trying to make a very stable rf circuit
BingoBoingo: I listen to AM radio all of the time, but I'm still not sure I believe in stable RF circuits
Vexual: I can see tailights flicker
Vexual: I also know when my favourite song is on the radio tho
BingoBoingo: Wait, are tail lights not supposed to flicker?
decimation: asciilifeform: have you ever had one of those occupational hearing tests?
decimation: I've had a few as adult, and I found that I passed if I breathed through my mouth - breathing through my nose was too noisy
mats_cd03: yes, they suck. i am partially deaf due to too many explosions without earpro
BingoBoingo: What's next? The power led on the laptop isn't supposed to blink at F2#
mats_cd03: i can still hear the beeps ... of other participants, even. the test doesn't measure intensity afaik
mircea_popescu: <decimation> I've had a few as adult, and I found that I passed if I breathed through my mouth - breathing through my nose was too noisy <<< if breathing through your nose is noisy you should prolly have it fixed
decimation: yeah, actually I've been told I have a deviated septum
decimation: but the point is that apparently it sets a 'noise floor' for low lever signals
Vexual: when ledtailights flicker, you can almost see which way the calbing runs
Vexual: audi and toyota use different drivers
decimation: some cars in the us have a 'flicker' mechanism built into the tail lights which I find highly annoying
Vexual: i like my flasher under the dash
Vexual: that way i've got a story ready for when i get pulled over
Vexual: "yeah I know it's borked..."
Vexual: 6v stuffs always blowing, it's the amplitude modulations, see?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 52800 @ 0.00042835 = 22.6169 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: sir, this is a prime mover.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7407 @ 0.00042831 = 3.1725 BTC [-]
Vexual: must be the voltage regulator
mircea_popescu: actually 4 way amputee chicks is a shiockingly large fetish
mircea_popescu: collected 0.101 btc in its lifetime. all of which in 2013.
mircea_popescu: "Though Duncan hasn't been tied to the shootings, prosecutors argued that he benefited from the shootings because his gang gained in status, allowing him to sell more albums."
mircea_popescu: here's a thought : preet bharara benefited from the shootings, because HIS gang gained in status, allowing him to sell more whatever the fucks he's selling.
mircea_popescu: "We're not just talking about a CD of anything, of love songs. We're talking about a CD (cover)
there is a revolver with bullets," said Deputy District Attorney Anthony Campagna.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28003 @ 0.00041998 = 11.7607 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53575 @ 0.000422 = 22.6087 BTC [+]
cazalla: mircea_popescu, fixed typo so dw BingoBoingo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26050 @ 0.00042813 = 11.1528 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35123 @ 0.00042813 = 15.0372 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 53750 @ 0.00041992 = 22.5707 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20904 @ 0.00043091 = 9.0077 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29800 @ 0.00041861 = 12.4746 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 14 @ 0.09700427 = 1.3581 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00041451 = 6.2591 BTC [-]
davout: pankkake disappeared, and with him penguirker :/
jurov: there's supposed to be scoopbot
gribble: Error: "seens" is not a valid command.
jurov: did he too broke his penis or what?
davout: i wonder if the broken cock dude's friends will visit him in the hospital and write their names on his cast
jurov: we all should visit him. so that he knows we are really serious
jurov: that we aren't making fun of him
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 482 @ 0.00215408 = 1.0383 BTC [-] {7}
mats_cd03: we can go to the beach, do a pub crawl, discuss world domination, scribble on a man's dong cast... it'll be great
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44650 @ 0.0004336 = 19.3602 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33604 @ 0.00043438 = 14.5969 BTC [+] {2}
davout: "hello kids. i'm on drugs." <<< saying hi like a boss
xanthyos: the one positive aspect of having a broken penis is having an excuse to show it to people on webcam in a non-perverted medical way. so they can all see how big i am
xanthyos: and i can get away with that without bragging
ben_vulpes: i had a nightmare about cracking my cock
TomServo: Well I'm still chuckling about you flapping your hands, if its any consolation.
xanthyos: ben_vulpes: i got into your subconscious?
xanthyos: thankfully my testicles are still large and in charge
xanthyos: i have 1.24 btc currently and i'm going to buy .76 to push me to 2.0
xanthyos: yes i'm drugged up, i hope my judgment isn't impaired
assbot: Following publication of legal act on the implementation of the ABS purch. programme, the Eurosystem has started the purchases on 21/11/2014
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31300 @ 0.00044201 = 13.8349 BTC [+]
TomServo: Article claims de will be, over 8 years
assbot: Logged on 17-02-2014 20:07:33; asciilifeform: stalin, during famous party plenum, re: spanish civil war gold:
assbot: Logged on 17-02-2014 20:07:46; asciilifeform: 'these fellows won't see it again like they won't see their ears [without mirror].]
xanthyos: Success! Your purchase completed successfully.
xanthyos: 0.76 BTC will arrive in your My Wallet account on Friday Nov 28, 2014.
xanthyos: coinbase purchases are better for btc than otc because they are made on low volume exchanges and are more likely to spike the price
xanthyos: i just hope i'm not a sucker, i was a bitcoin denier for years until i got backdoored into it through my interest in getting around the internet poker ban
xanthyos: BingoBoingo: what store is your local wamart, i'm buying you some christmas mittens
BingoBoingo: xanthyos: You don't need to worry about that.
mircea_popescu: the ru press aside, the english fuckwits are fucking incredible.
mircea_popescu: all autumn they spent in this "o noes, bombama put teh hurts on putin!111"
mircea_popescu: which, you know, back when putin was merely pissing in the guy's mouth at public meetings, hey, i guess it's what people do, make this type of false claims.
mircea_popescu: sports press fulla it, especially if you count wrestling as a sport.
mircea_popescu: but as soon as fucking novemver rolled around, it's not even winter yet, the eu is already soft like the average penis of the average european
mircea_popescu: and yet, nobody, and i mean NOBODY comes out with the fucking obvious.
mircea_popescu: what is wrong with these people! give them some technology award, this cultish idiocy is unheard of.
mircea_popescu: you'd expect you know, as much as a "hey, maybe this embargo thing is actually fucking eu more than ru"
mircea_popescu: how, it boggles the mind. how is this not even entertained.
mircea_popescu: i mean these are all idiots with pretenses. they wear fucking suits and ties.
mircea_popescu: they keep supposed wives, have what they refer to as their children.
mircea_popescu: why even bother with all the pretense ? if you're going to do THIS sort of thing, why even bother dress ? eat fucking roadkill, go around screaming and tossing garbage, what fucking difference does it make.
punkman: girl worked hotel reception in the summer, all the russians were calling in saying they needed proof vacation was booked before embargo otherwise they weren't allowed to get on plane.
mircea_popescu: i suppose what im saying, in the end, is that i absolutely don't see any connection between the noises coming out of europe currently and the european tradition.
mircea_popescu: might as well be the greater congo masquerading as europe.
mats_cd03: xanthyos: might wanna hold off in the event of waterfall following nov 28
mircea_popescu: buncha redditors get excited, make donations of fiddy picocents
mircea_popescu: davout: i wonder if the broken cock dude's friends will visit him in the hospital and write their names on his cast <<< well, mebbe their gfs.
punkman: there's a ton of these shops, wonder how many went under this year
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BingoBoingo: One official is heard saying: "It doesnt wear underpants because it doesnt have a sex. Its a hermaphrodite."
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: why nl gets to and de not ? <<< because nl is not a fucking ally, and was not defeated in ww2.
BingoBoingo: She said: "This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity."
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punkman: they still can't sanitize HTML?
punkman: but not to worry! we can now push code to your WP installation at will!
BingoBoingo: Is qntra a 500 internal server error for anyone else?
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well if nothing else that advisory thing is useful because it explais how to turn off the idiotic "html texturizing" wp been doing
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo are you actually seeing it with any sort of frequency ? or was transient ?
BingoBoingo: It happened a few times all right after making the latest post
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform well if you're gonna copy something, gotta copy the lot neh ?
mircea_popescu: the skism is unavoidable : they don't fit here, and know they don't. they can't admit they're idiots, and so they';re stuck
gribble: kanzure was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 5 weeks, 6 days, 22 hours, 14 minutes, and 27 seconds ago: <kanzure> did he claim that his property rights were violated, or that the owner's property rights were violated?
rithm: i'm a part-time Stalker
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kanzure: asciilifeform: because i don't want to setup a pgp user agent with my irc client
TomServo: pretty cool. Anybody read his stuff?
TomServo: Assuming it's the same dude? idk.
punkman: he used to run that DGC magazine
kanzure: asciilifeform: that sounds awful
kanzure: i'm not gonna sit around like a jackass sending signed messages to gribble all the time
kanzure: you have a very high tolerance
mircea_popescu: then paste the result. it's maybe 30 seconds. but yeah, i guess, a hassle.
mircea_popescu: but there's your answer at any rate : voice model chills speech. this includes some speech you didn't apparently want chilled.
punkman wonders how many people in the WoT use airgapped gpg to auth
assbot: The wisdom of crowds. Apparently, it mostly depends on the crowds in question. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... (
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BingoBoingo: Especially don't tell people where you keep your private key if it is derived from using an Iris scanner on your butthole
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform some amount of free voice will help some cases. no amount will help all cases.
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assbot: The wisdom of crowds. Apparently, it mostly depends on the crowds in question. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... (
http://bit.ly/1uOcWd1 )
mircea_popescu: hm where's that discussion re labs and measurements and how things get accepted
assbot: Logged on 31-08-2014 02:17:56; assbot: Logged on 27-07-2014 19:05:02; asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: in 2010 i concocted a variant of the test that could be carried out for approx. 50k USD, from scratch. schwartz answered that, in his estimation, the test would work to spec, but results would not be accepted by the field unless carried out on one of the two existing eotvos balances. one - adelberger's, one - chicom.
rithm: BingoBoingo possible run-on sentence: It's beautiful this thing barely old enough to squirm managing to commit forward locomotion under its own power
rithm: not sure if one comma or two
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu ya that article was embarassingly shitty
pete_dushenski: lessons learned 1) speak to what you know, 2) don't say "yes" to everything just because, 3) if you're going to do something, do it well, 4) have qntra articles vetted before publishing, 5) never quote wikipedia, duh.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo all good. you assumed that everything i touch is gold. but alas. a human is i and a human is you.
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undata: asciilifeform: certainly there are intentional back-doors, but I'm not going to give every steaming pile of microshit that excuse
pete_dushenski: asciilifeform ah! my canon needed some fleshing out. ty!
undata: asciilifeform: the characters in those posters have an almost minstrel quality
jurov: lol ironically i did puncture myself once with pitchfork
jurov: ne xodi po rybe !!11 :D
jurov: smotri pod nogi << da!
jurov: Hello Sir When You Gonna Message At-Lest Tell Me Sir What's Going On Are You Fixing My Bugs Or Not Are You Seeing My Bugs Or Not Do You Have Any Problem With My Bugs ? Why Are You Behave Like That Sir Why Are You Ignoring Peoples This Is Not Well Behavior Sir Please Respect Our Work Ok Cause It Was Really Hard Work Which I Had Done And You Again Didn't Send Me Message ?/???
jurov: ^ copied some text about insecure cookies from wikipedia previously
jurov: dud tries hard to get some "bug bounty"
jurov: i'll prolly reply "yes, bugs are fine, they eat every day and laid some eggs"
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xanthyos: god is teasing me, the same way he teased jesus
xanthyos: no one's supposed to struggle this much in life
BingoBoingo: Well, that's what you get for doing a persian penis trick
xanthyos: pick one and stick with it you fickle fuck
xanthyos: i grew up watching saved by the bell. zack morris never had these problems.
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mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski BingoBoingo i like how positive you two are tho.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform 1/2/3/4 it seems quite probable that's exactly how this particular "engineering for excellence" thing works.
mircea_popescu: "Finally, if you add the horrifying spread of AIDS into the equation, anyone born in sub-Saharan Africa this century will be lucky to reach age forty." ahem.
mircea_popescu: Two friends died from stepping on landmines while on Army duty in Namibia. Three died in horrific car accidents (and lest one thinks that this is not confined to Africa, one was caused by a kudu flying through a windshield and impaling the guy through the chest with its hoof--not your everyday traffic accident in, say, Florida).
mircea_popescu: anyway, the "casual attitude to life and death" he discusses is in no way typically african.
mircea_popescu: it's just typical of actual people, as neatly opposed to dickles otakus or w/e populate teh us.
mircea_popescu: your own life is not actually within your control. valuing something outside of your control is logically broken, and that basis is enough for any ulterior brokenness to be itnroduced.
mircea_popescu: "In my lifetime, the following tragedies have occurred, causing untold millions of deaths: famine in Biafra"
mircea_popescu: i remember this. when i was like 6 old women around me were "omg, you look like you're from biafra! eat something!"
jurov: i was quite a brat: "you don't want to eat this? think of starving children in africa, they'd like this" "well, so send it to them"
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mircea_popescu: Among old Africa hands, we have a saying, usually accompanied by a shrug: "Africa wins again." This is usually said after an incident such as: a beloved missionary is butchered by his congregation, for no apparent reason.
jurov: lol wins again... a brazil joke came to mind:
jurov: Brazil is the country of future. And forever shall be.
mircea_popescu: 17 countries saw a decline in real per capita GNP between 1970 and 1999, despite receiving well over $100 billion in World Bank assistance
mircea_popescu: well, in fairness part of this may be that the african gdp is sinking in realer terms. if same were applied, the us sunk since the 80s something fiercer
mircea_popescu: The result of decades of "foreign aid" has resulted in a continental infrastructure which, if one excludes South Africa, couldn't support Pittsburgh.
mircea_popescu: this is very unfair. i have personally used the egyptian trains, cairo to luxor
mircea_popescu: first class had better service than anywhere i've ever been, including switzerland
jurov: if they exclude maghreb, too.. but nairobi seems to have decnt infra, too
mircea_popescu: well you know, without this without that... basically you're what, talking of "african americans" ?
mircea_popescu: other than being an european in the "mare nostrum" sense of that concept, me either.
mircea_popescu: yeah seems the inescapble fate of the black race, extermination at the hands of the yellow.
mircea_popescu: "If a cure for AIDS was found tomorrow, and offered to every African nation free of charge, the growth of the disease would scarcely be checked, let alone reversed." i ca see this.
mircea_popescu: amusingly, what the african activists willing to speak plainly say sounds a whole fuckload of a lot just like what the paternalist southern lobby was saying in the us, early 1800s.
mircea_popescu: somehow i deduced you mean pills just don't work in principle somehow
mircea_popescu: Even worse would be to think that the simplicity of Africa holds some kind of answers for Western society: remember "It Takes A Village"? Trust me on this: there is not one thing that Africa can give the West which hasn't been tried before and failed, not one thing that isn't a step backwards, and not one thing which is worse than, or that contradicts, what we have already.
mircea_popescu: this is actually a general point. i recall a few decades ago bored stupid californian housewifes and ex actresses went all crazy about how india is going to be teh great cure
mircea_popescu: fizzled as one'd expect. there's a reason india was a colonial empire and not vice-versa.
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