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jurov: no, assbot
herbijudlestoids: just a feed for assbot?
KRS1: See, Assbot knows what time it is.
BingoBoingo: agorecki: You have a finger right? place it into your anus and compare it too assbot feedback.
agorecki: What's assbot doing for us?
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: BTC deanclkclk quit as soon as assbot said "AMAZING COMPANY!"\
benkay: hey assbot your responses aren't correct under load
punkman1: kakobrekla: can I make an IPO for building assbot's offset?
kakobrekla: try assbot
mircea_popescu: only assbot
vial: assbot: http://www.xnxx.com/video3362155/ream_and_scream_giant_butt_plug
mircea_popescu: lol assbot got excited
mike_c: new website announcement. assbot thinks its amazing.
BingoBoingo: randomcloud: assbot is a bot
BingoBoingo: assbot: Can you play amazing chess?
BingoBoingo: assbot needs a chess clock
mircea_popescu: rbonestell kakobrekla wrote assbot
rbonestell: I've pinged the havelock channel already, does anyone here know how I can get price history data for charts from havelock? Maybe someone here wrote assbot?
kakobrekla: see what assbot pmed you
Duffer1: indeed assbot, indeed
benkay: shut up, assbot.
jurov: kakobrekla: and it seems assbot doesn't show puts data
peterL: @assbot is a shill :P
Duffer1: *highfive assbot
davout: yay ---> <@assbot> [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 100 @ 0.00199998 = 0.2 BTC
deego: assbot: nice a.. and nice name!
nubbins`: yeah, just after 2nd last assbot
Duffer1: assbot has tourettes (amazing)
kakobrekla: assbot excluded
Vexual: i always felt assbot was masculine
Duffer1: assbot doesn't give very good text though :(
Duffer1: assbot is a good listener bro
kanzure: assbot: http://requestb.in/sy3ipnsy
kanzure: assbot: http://httpbin.org/get
kakobrekla: mike_c, not new, assbot is merging trades and echoing out each minute if sum from a symbol in that minute is over 0.1 btc
Duffer1: damn you assbot
benkay: thanks assbot
nubbins`: what's the assbot command to get stats on a particular asset?
benkay: mod6: can I get lot size out of assbot?
mod6: use assbot
pankkake: what's up, assbot?
ThickAsThieves: assbot, grease, or no?
ThickAsThieves: assbot is my wife
ThickAsThieves: Good afternoon assbot
kakobrekla: i just grease the assbot.
mircea_popescu: 23 is an unexpectedly low amount for assbot.
pankkake: oh I realize my coloring hook for assbot actually removes the first character
benkay: thanks for operating assbot/bash/log etc btw
davout: assbot seems to be victim of it's own success
benkay: assbot can't recurse
benkay: wth assbot
moriarty: lol assbot
unbalanced: (Hi, I'm Troy McClure... I hung around here a lot during the April bubble, then reverted to reading the log site assbot made.)
unbalanced: Whoa assbot just Turing tested me
unbalanced: Thank you assbot
kakobrekla: also you can thank assbot for teh logs
pankkake: I think exchanges close before they can implement assbot communication
benkay`: what was that from assbot?
pankkake: assbot is a bit too easy to trigger
kakobrekla: lol assbot
mike_c: heh. just tried using assbot for mpex order for the first time. pretty nifty. nice job kako.
pankkake: I only look at assbot, charts are in my head
topace_: i was waiting on a comment on [13:14:07] <assbot> [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 1 @ 0.0455 BTC
topace_: kakobrekla: are you filtering some assbot output? #havelockinvestments seems to get more data than #bitcoin-assets
kakobrekla: and if you get anything on the lotto draw, 10% cut seems fari for assbot.
kleinessteak: can someone explain what the {x} means at the end of the assbot msg?
kakobrekla: thats odd, assbot is sleeping.
bubbalicious: /query assbot
mod6: err assbot
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla make it so you can only vote through assbot,
mircea_popescu: but unlike your bot, assbot is failing last since 2012.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-11-2013#366076 <<< assbot suffered too. ☝︎
mike_c: mircea_popescu: i want to make one more push for announcing option exercises to assbot. it is the only way to know two things: 1) open interest 2) excercise costs. otherwise it's just a big mystery when/if the option holders are excercising and, not that mpex would ever make a mistake, there is no way for me to verify the excercise costs.
kakobrekla: assbot censors if vol sub 0.1
jurov: i don't see any such trades... or assbot censors them now?
mircea_popescu: it wouldn't be, it just tests assbot.
mircea_popescu: can anybody do anything on mpex yet? i see trades on assbot, but nobody here seems to be able to talk to it (including me)? << atm proxies are dumping most of the input because they can't agree its valid
mike_c: can anybody do anything on mpex yet? i see trades on assbot, but nobody here seems to be able to talk to it (including me)?
Kleeck_: assbot is such a dick
BingoBoingo: (unless assbot is plugged into Rybka)
Scrat: amazing amazing amazing amazing amazing assbot
Scrat: assbot needs to support this asap
Namworld: ok, assbot reacts to 796 apparently
mike_c: mircea_popescu: not sure if you saw. what do you think about posting option excercises to kako for assbot
mod6: i suppose it could be that assbot doesn't report sub .1 btc though. so that could be part of it.
kakobrekla: post it to me and ill chan it to assbot
jurov: since when assbot reports exercises
mike_c: while we're on the topic.. shouldn't assbot report on excercises?
mircea_popescu: Oct 11 21:39:07 <assbot>[MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C131T] 685 @ 0.32277052 = 221.0978 BTC [-]
jurov: Well, assbot can kick gribble and not the other way around.
[\]: amazing assbot.
[\]: assbot is amazing.
kakobrekla: assbot speaks mpex
Namworld: [14:04] <@assbot> [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.00013013 = 0.6507 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: http://31.media.tumblr.com/8dbe87937905e880ee4cd6369b1077ce/tumblr_mre2xmjRvT1srju7bo1_1280.jpg cc assbot
jurov: kakobrekla: assbot should do *tumbleweed* when no activity
jurov: i have seen them here...but assbot did not
ThickAsThieves: Assbot the Mascot?
mircea_popescu: assbot is not to blame
kakobrekla: yeah that why assbot reported wrong numbers