ozbot: Havelock Investments - Exchange feedback/comments
ThickAsThieves: (he's complaining that occassionally the HL hot wallet needs refilling
pankkake: at least whe know their cold wallet is actually cold
pankkake: and wtf at using services like that as wallets
pankkake: not enough tits posted for ROI
ozbot: ASICMINER Speculation Thread
ThickAsThieves: yeah mostly they speculate by pretening previous updates dont exist and wondering when such updates will come
pankkake: it moved to the main thread. lot of creativity going on
pankkake: AM is doing 4nm ASICs in parternship with IBM
mircea_popescu: there must be a way to harness all this chicken clucking at keyboard action.
mircea_popescu: "Wow, so Mircea Popescu made ~$50,000 that month? Not bad! Mad propz."
mircea_popescu: i wonder how old threads will look retrospectively in like 2015 or 2025
ozbot: Havelock Investments - Exchange feedback/comments
mircea_popescu: am i crazy or is she actually talking to some guy more ignored than her ?
ozbot: [Feature added] Color besides usernames for Ignored by % of established members.
pankkake: me neither, perhaps a comeback?
ozbot: BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC)
ThickAsThieves: is snackman the first guy to lose his whole bet to the policy?
mircea_popescu: iric the month with > 26 btc, 25 of it came out of one bet
gribble: Current Blocks: 272383 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 1792 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 4 hours, 21 minutes, and 49 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 834612855.691 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.98178
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5228 @ 0.00011398 = 0.5959 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3194 = 1.2776 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2722 @ 0.00011399 = 0.3103 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: the biggest late so far was 20 btc on >Litecoin Surges to .02 Bitcoins per Litecoin
jurov`: heh tat. idiffs ended, so ruining someone else on difficulty futures this time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 192 @ 0.002035 = 0.3907 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1799 @ 0.00200015 = 3.5983 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC)
frb: i regret posting in this thread now
frb: snackman is incredibly dense
frb: kopipe is my BTCtalk username
ThickAsThieves: "Is the era of American exceptionalism coming to an end?"
ThickAsThieves: Bill Clinton: America needs to stop majoring in the minors. That is, we need to look more at what other countries are now doing better than we are and learn from it instead of being in denial about it.
ThickAsThieves: Bill Gates: It’s OK for China to invent cancer drugs that cure patients in the United States. We want them to catch up. But as the leader, we want to keep setting a very, very high standard. We don’t want them to catch up because we’re slowing down or, even worse, going into reverse.
ThickAsThieves: like commenting on the psychology of American Exceptionalism
mircea_popescu: what's " American exceptionalism" supposed to mean anwyay ?
mircea_popescu: the "russian soul", the "romanian feeling of existernce" etc.
Duffer1: you'd have to live here to understand just how pervasive the 'mjurica #1 woooot"
mircea_popescu: i tell you, there's exactly no difference. argentines and vietnamese think the same.
ThickAsThieves: you are american, you can be president or astronaut if you want
Duffer1: i'm not saying jingoism is unique to america..
ThickAsThieves: then americans go to job at gas station happy knowing they could be president if they wanted
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla your slovenly compatriots don't think they're like all unique and so on ?
ThickAsThieves: but you really dont think US is more full of itself than else?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves how is this different from like... anyone else ?
Duffer1: our political rhetoric is so nausiating, when we elect a new president we say "x has been elected the new leader of the free world"
kakobrekla: i only have absolute measument which is not interesting for this debate
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves well i think the notion that the us constitutes a notion is heartwarmingly ludicrous, but otherewise no, not really different from anyone else.
Duffer1: i guess i'm exceptionalist about our exceptionalist tendencies? wait does that prove i'm right?
mircea_popescu: "the notion that the us constitutes a nation" i meant.
ThickAsThieves: i dunno, why is it a feel embarassed to say i'm american when travelling?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 803 @ 0.00038825 = 0.3118 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i did a lot of travelling and adding it all up my romanian passport was pretty much the best passport to have.
mircea_popescu: i mean... in libya or serbia a us passport is a liability
kakobrekla: same here, cause we are too stupid and small
mircea_popescu: romania also has the advantages that 1, soccer is popular and romania was really good at it historically, so ppl in latin america are all HAGi !! LACATUS!!!
mircea_popescu: and 2. the commies did a lot of machinery exporting, so all over the middle east it's like, o, you're romanian, that means you're like the best engineer in town
mircea_popescu: One of the world’s leading authorities on genetics says the human race was born into existence after a chimpanzee mated with a pig.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4239 @ 0.00079604 = 3.3744 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11247 @ 0.00079303 = 8.9192 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 11 @ 0.1139727 = 1.2537 BTC [+] {6}
ozbot: BitBet, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
pankkake: the bitcoin jesus title claimed by another
mircea_popescu: pankkake all bitcoin jesus references are a meme-ish joke @ that nonsense.
pankkake: I'm surprised, there were a lot of resolved bets, only 5 BTC? I guess you really have to steal
pankkake: I don't understand "which will be carried over as a charge on the next month’s statement"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 6.94089846 BTC to 3`000`000 shares, 231 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.0734125 = 0.5873 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4250 @ 0.00009625 = 0.4091 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 5 @ 0.11999998 = 0.6 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00428854 = 0.4289 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: Presidential term limits: necessary and right, or bad for democracy? - Yahoo News
pankkake: seriously for a "mental breakdown"
pankkake: haha of course it's bad when it's Obama
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1500 @ 0.00079527 = 1.1929 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00310596 = 0.3882 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: The public’s approval rating for Congress has finally hit rock bottom: For the first time, America has a higher opinion of car salespeople.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1379 @ 0.00009947 = 0.1372 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 3256 @ 0.00009964 = 0.3244 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: Make a stable 12% ROI Guaranteed - BTC-EQTY Bonds *LIMITED QUANTITY*
pankkake: oh it's because Python rounds the division
KRS1: i heard my neighbor's dog is ready to launch a btc ipo..everyone's got one now. =/
mircea_popescu: ironically, the russian dog leika could have done a great ipo
KRS1: Yes, this should be a good week!
KRS1: trying to spot some target sell prices
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.11 BTC [+]
KRS1: anything come to mind?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 170 @ 0.0031 = 0.527 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.0031059 = 0.2454 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00203898 = 0.1346 BTC [-] {4}
javanomad: javanomad - formerly "firstblockchain" - with apologies again - sends thanks.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 164 @ 0.00320458 = 0.5256 BTC [+] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.30217288 = 10.8782 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7511 @ 0.00079476 = 5.9694 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 4469 @ 0.0001174 = 0.5247 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00309222 = 1.5461 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 53 @ 0.30017072 = 15.909 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 490 @ 0.00039 = 0.1911 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 31 @ 0.15834833 = 4.9088 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 42 @ 0.00429 = 0.1802 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.30000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 510 @ 0.00039 = 0.1989 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2198 @ 0.0004 = 0.8792 BTC [+]
gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 15 hours, 20 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <topace> the panama fund owns 80m units, but since the ipo didnt sell out, it actually holds ~83.3m units still.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2281 @ 0.00011183 = 0.2551 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 5531 @ 0.00012 = 0.6637 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.0314025 = 0.2512 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.030835 = 0.185 BTC [-] {2}
KRS|gotyawallet: wtf is nobody on? are you all in the US? am I the only one who stays up 22 hrs a day?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.30001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3 = 0.9 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2921 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.029002 = 0.145 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.31724334 = 0.6345 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31725845 = 2.5381 BTC [+] {2}
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.861659 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00172675498839 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin across the outer diameter of Saturn's rings (0.0024 AU).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 292 @ 0.00202999 = 0.5928 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.31916666 = 0.9575 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3194 = 1.2776 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.32799992 = 2.296 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.32880999 = 1.3152 BTC [+] {3}
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1114.01002, Best ask: 1115.98988, Bid-ask spread: 1.97986, Last trade: 1115.98988, 24 hour volume: 31755.77875866, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1230.0, 24 hour vwap: 1155.68563
bitesak: I ran through the history of
http://btcoracle.com to determine the net cumulative effect and see how they are doing. Running since April 2013 they seem down 18.63 BTC overall with a total revenue of 1028
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00318529 = 0.6371 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 189 @ 0.00319945 = 0.6047 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 849 @ 0.003225 = 2.738 BTC [+] {15}
bitesak: nothing comparable to mpex..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 454 @ 0.00327447 = 1.4866 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 375 @ 0.00331723 = 1.244 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 588 @ 0.00335239 = 1.9712 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32880999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 540 @ 0.00342068 = 1.8472 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 685 @ 0.00360211 = 2.4674 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32880999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 171 @ 0.00369937 = 0.6326 BTC [+] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32880999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 313 @ 0.00388141 = 1.2149 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 267 @ 0.00403543 = 1.0775 BTC [+] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 306 @ 0.00428295 = 1.3106 BTC [+] {10}
ozbot: S.MG, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 245 @ 0.00435653 = 1.0673 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.31960332 = 0.9588 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 199 @ 0.00479453 = 0.9541 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.32880999 = 0.9864 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 770 @ 0.00498774 = 3.8406 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.32882 = 0.6576 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: in other news : the ~8.5k btc minigame collected is still largely untouched, we can now afford to make the best game ever made.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 422 @ 0.00503372 = 2.1242 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: diablo 3 cost ~65 million if memory serves. it's true that it sucked, but then again we're no blizzard.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 135 @ 0.00508898 = 0.687 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32882999 BTC [+]
pankkake: what would happen if you end up with much more capital than you actually need? (in general, not S.MG)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 3 @ 0.125 = 0.375 BTC [+]
bitesak: you rock MP, the services you provide and your articles are simply and elegantly the bitcoin standard
mircea_popescu: this is what you always do witjh capital you can't effectualy deploy, you distribute it to shareholders
mircea_popescu: in practice it makes no difference anwyay, whether you actually pay it out or just keep it in the bank, because in the latter case the share just trades as a proxy of your cash (see apple)
mircea_popescu: just as long as you don't stupidly spend it is all good.
pankkake: well the cash could be used for other things instead of doing nothing
mircea_popescu: tho in general the thing is with share buybacks that they tend to increase the price. seeing how btc is btc, you generally don'y want to increase share price, lest you make them unaffordable per item
pankkake: I was just wondering about what the best thing to do was between dividends or buybacks, like avoiding stupid increases in share prices
mircea_popescu: let's look into this. consider a company has 50 btc in the bank and 100 shares. in case a, it distrivbutes 50 btc. now shareholders have 0.5 btc per share.
mircea_popescu: in case b, it just safes the 50 btc. now any shareholder wanting btc can sell his share for 0.5, which is exactly the sdame result.
mircea_popescu: well, dividends have the inherent unfairness of post-ex date. (ie, they only reward people hiolding the shares NOW, as opposed to "having hold the shares")
mircea_popescu: buybacks have the disadvantage they mess with the price.
dexX7: <mircea_popescu> diablo 3 cost ~65 million if memory serves. ... < i don't get the reference, 8.5k btc are only 1/8 of that?
pankkake: 1) for now 2) 1/8 of diablo's kinda huge already!!
mircea_popescu: and yes, i don't think it ever happened in the history of computer gaming that a new company with new management working on an indie game ever had > 10% of the most expensive largest corp's budget.
pankkake: related I tend to think "too much money" is a common reason of project failures
mircea_popescu: think if some guy working in his garage had as much resources as 1/10 boeing, to make his new plane.
mircea_popescu: this is the sort of unprecedented power Bitcoin gives us.
mircea_popescu: ideally we will use it to permanently and deeply change the world,
mircea_popescu: rather than perpetually dick around with labcoins and bitcoin gems.
pankkake: (in the case of SMG, we can see it isn't being spent, so all is good)
mircea_popescu: pankkake too much money is worse poison than too little for new projects, that's damned sure.
dexX7: haha fine. i thought you wanted to say something like "look, we have more funds than d3 consumed" and simply missed a zero or so ;)
dexX7: no doubt that it's still a lot
kakobrekla: thats why its better etf doesnt pay divs
mircea_popescu: anyway, to close up the dividend/buyback discussion : the difference is really slight in an efficient market. the only way either is "unfair" is if the market is inefficient, and misprices things.
mircea_popescu: the judgement call is mostly "which of these two is the market most likely to misprice to a larger extent".
mircea_popescu: then honest operators do the one least likely to be mispriced, and dishonest operators (or US people) do the other.
kakobrekla: who did you have in mind specifically?
kakobrekla: yeah but us bitcoin nationality is less valuable than eu bitcoin nationality
kakobrekla: can you elaborate on nyse mispricing further?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.004 = 0.192 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: about there, but meanwhile found this one you might like :
mircea_popescu: We have found over time that the undistributed earnings of
mircea_popescu: our investees, in aggregate, have been as fully as beneficial to
mircea_popescu: Berkshire asif they had been distributed to us (and therefore had
mircea_popescu: been included in the earnings we officially report). This pleasant
mircea_popescu: result has occurred because most of our investees are engaged in
mircea_popescu: truly outstanding businesses that can often employ incremental
mircea_popescu: capital to great advantage, either by putting it to work in their busi-
mircea_popescu: nesses or by repurchasing their shares. Obviously, every capital
mircea_popescu: decision that our investees have made has not benefitted us as
mircea_popescu: shareholders, but overall we have garnered far more than a dollar
mircea_popescu: of value for each dollar they have retained. We consequently re-
mircea_popescu: gard look-through earnings as realistically portraying our yearly
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 500 @ 0.0005 = 0.25 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: As long as investors-including supposedly sophisticated institutions-place fancy valuations on reported "earnings" that march steadily upward, you can be sure that some managers and promoters will exploit GAAP to produce such numbers, no matter what the truth may be. Over the years, Charlie and I have observed many accounting-based frauds of staggering size. Few of the perpetrators have been punished; many have not eve
mircea_popescu: n been censured. It has been far safer to steal large sums with a pen than small sums with a gun.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32882998 BTC [-]
pankkake: no easy procrastination today :(
pankkake: I wanted to use a French paypal alternative to accept small donations without needing SEPA wires, but it turns out they made it even worse
pankkake: and I feel like they screen each transaction manually
Apocalyptic: just thermos decided to switch to cloudflare and the new DNS entries don't redirect correctly
pankkake: that was suggested :) but we hold euros, and doubt everyone would be ok with having bitcoins
pankkake: so I'm trying to register with bitpay again
pankkake: fuck, another bitcoin website using NSAFlare?
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: omgwtfbbq
mircea_popescu: i like it how nobody has a clue what that stands for anymore.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599998 BTC [-]
truffles: <pankkake> fuck, another bitcoin website using NSAFlare?>>> what does this mean?
jurov`: truffles: you have to surrender ssl cert to cloudflare so that it works effectively
pankkake: man in the middle, they can inspect/alter the content at will
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259999 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: did he say anything offensively stupid recently or am i taking him off ignore ?
pankkake: ignore on irc doesn't work well. you end up reading confusing stuff sometimes
truffles: the argument cads made was u might look silly to ur friends or something like that if u speak to someone that is "trolling"
pankkake: if only there was a Web of Ignore
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00349934 = 0.5354 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3255 BTC [-]
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
gribble: Error: "bc,diff" is not a valid command.
gribble: Current Blocks: 272498 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 1677 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 1 day, 10 hours, 15 minutes, and 4 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 864170438.127 | Estimated Percent Change: 22.16007
pankkake: some serious power being added
ozbot: 707408283.05150 | Next Diff in 1677 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.4365% in 9d 3h 27m 35s
pankkake: where is the thing using "last 3 days"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.00328687 = 0.1052 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3255 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3255 = 1.6275 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3258 = 1.9548 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3258 BTC [+]
ozbot: 707408283.05150 | Next Diff in 1677 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.4365% in 9d 3h 19m 5s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 119 @ 0.00328378 = 0.3908 BTC [-] {6}
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 862504808.6 based on data since last change | 877503262.113 based on data for last three days
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.326 BTC [+]
nubbins`: my redeemed casascius coin is up to $62 on ebay
nubbins`: seems like there's a fair bit of demand for them, too
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: so what sort of art assets fall under the "desperately need" umbrella for S.MG?
mircea_popescu: well 3d models for flora and fauna, architecture, more textures, a hud...
nubbins`: hud sounds interesting, what's involved?
mircea_popescu: not quite specified yet, but basically remember how diablo 1/2 looked /
ozbot: MIT graduates cannot power a light bulb with a battery. - YouTube
☟︎ nubbins`: ah yeah, i remember the general look of it
mircea_popescu: something like that, marble figurines suppoerting the vitals, marblework bottom
mircea_popescu: has to be elegant and somehow make sense with our SIX different fucking vitals.
mircea_popescu: has to also be easily schemable (i can see other than gothic mablework a la diablo a alchemist-crazy machine chemistry set look and a nature grapes and vines look. perhaps even a tesla thing, perhaps even a zerg thing - that's already 5 faces)
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves hitpoints/bloodpoints ; mana/spirit ; a physical and a magical stamina.
nubbins`: assuming 100% width on bottom, got a max % of height in mind?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00328 = 0.328 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: heh, i started re-reading everything D:
mircea_popescu: it shouldn't be "very big" but not tiny either is the best i can say
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.326 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00079343 = 7.8946 BTC [-]
nubbins`: ah, sure, ok. that leaves a lot more room to work with
nubbins`: so say roughly 20-25% of vertical
mircea_popescu: maybe even with thin wire frames on the edges, 16px or w/e, and decor on the upcorners
nubbins`: d1 hud could lose like half its height in the center and still be ok
mircea_popescu: and obviously because of the general look and feel considerations i'd want the same people making each face to do a lot of the menu work too.
nubbins`: wondering if it's worth exploring faces that work stylistically with the heraldry trims, i.e. bone face, storm face, spider/tentacle face, etc
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, does virtual host ring a bell ?
nubbins`: altho that might just be me projecting
mircea_popescu: either feed it into your dns autoresolver or else replace bitcointalk.org in an actual url wioth the ip
nubbins`: really like the idea of a grapes/vines one tho
Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, the latter won't work actually
mircea_popescu: generally tho, the faces are impiortant cause ppl spend so much time gazing at them
Apocalyptic: since it indeed redirects to bitcoins.com with the plain IP
mircea_popescu: say a boar, you see for 5 minutes a day. the fucking interface is there 100% of the time
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, you're on some unix-based system ?
nubbins`: nod, it's what you stare at all day
ozbot: [Mpex.co] The biggest scam in bitcoin history?
nubbins`: well, let's put a pin in this and maybe chat a bit more about it when some more details are hashed out
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic together, with our powers combined, we make team bitcointalk access
Apocalyptic: providing the girl with opportunities for moar lulz
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.326 = 0.652 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: you gotta be totally thermos to imagine cloudflaring domain names does anything against ddos
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.30500103 = 0.61 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.30500001 BTC [-]
ozbot: 3-day Auction for Invite Code to purchase Google Glass
KRS|gotyawallet: i have a friend that does that for a living..he told me some good stories..cloudflare is their biggest competitor
mircea_popescu: nubbins` the good news is of course that only a 2048x 1536 transp png is needed, we can scale that as needed.
mircea_popescu: so this is the lulz of all time. local da sued local lawyer guy in family court, to force him to recognise her child.
mircea_popescu: on the grounds that "there's no inkling of proof that any other man figured in the life of the claimant"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves this incidentally is true, there exist chymeras
ThickAsThieves: "Chimerism occurs naturally in adult Ceratioid anglerfish and is in fact a natural and essential part of their life cycle. Once a male is born, it begins its search for a female. Using strong olfactory glands, the male searches until it locates a female anglerfish. The male, less than an inch in length, bites into her skin and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and
ThickAsThieves: her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. While this attachment has become necessary for the male's survival, it will eventually consume him, as both anglerfish fuse into a single hermaphroditic individual. Sometimes in this odd ritual, more than one male will attach to a single female as a 'parasite'. They will both be consumed into the body of the larger female angler.
ThickAsThieves: Once fused to a female, the males will reach sexual maturity, developing large testicles as their other organs atrophy. This process allows for sperm to be in constant supply when the female produces an egg, so that the chimeric fish is able to have a greater number of offspring."
nubbins`: some of the s.mg heraldry is based on angler fish
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it appears in humans too, usually in cases when homozygotal twins resorb into one single individual
mircea_popescu: you get people with kidneys from one dna line and blood/liver/brain etc from another dna line
mircea_popescu: then they donate a kidney to a family member and the result is fulminant transplant rejection
nubbins`: "Similar situations in modern sporting are referred to as the 'Dillema Dilemma' in honor of the late Dutch track and field star"
nubbins`: someone i know shared that link on facebook with a big "what's wrong with people@! consumerism etc!" rant
nubbins`: i'm waiting for someone else to point out that it's obviously a parody news site
ystarnaud: its like a 3rd world country inside the US over there
nubbins`: According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that over 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this Holiday season. “We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so it’s not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive,” Wal-Mart Spokesman Charlie Hass told the He
ystarnaud: you know what its probably not far from the truth :P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 91 @ 0.00327 = 0.2976 BTC [-] {2}
ystarnaud: AM still around the 0.3 mark i see... guess it could be worse
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32579437 BTC [+]
ystarnaud: i havent checked the news much lately but hopefully friedcat is gonna release something awesome soon
nubbins`: well ya know. you shop online, and you're just condemning some poor guy in an amazon fulfillment warehouse to the same trampling death
nubbins`: following a t-shirt from cotton fields to your torso
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 86 @ 0.003485 = 0.2997 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: i'm canadian, we were never subhuman slave drivers
nubbins`: anyway, this one cotton farmer they talked to
nubbins`: produces 13,000 bales of cotton a year -- enough for 9.4mn t-shirts -- with only 13 workers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00352758 = 0.3069 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: Slavery in Canada - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32589999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00353872 = 0.3609 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: "Slavery within Canada's current geography was practised primarily by Aboriginal groups."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259 BTC [+]
nubbins`: truffles: why don't you ask them?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 107 @ 0.00346308 = 0.3705 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259 BTC [+]
nubbins`: fuck, i accidentally just ate lunch
truffles: Because early Canada's role in the trans-Atlantic slave trade was so minor, the history of slavery in Canada is often overshadowed by the more tumultuous slavery practised elsewhere in the Americas...
nubbins`: was supposed to meet p for lunch in a half hour D:
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 397 @ 0.00349127 = 1.386 BTC [+] {7}
nubbins`: sounds like a bunch of euros moved to canada and bought 2nd hand slaves from the yanquis
nubbins`: i still see no evidence of canadians owning slaves
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3259 = 0.6518 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: would make a great name for a heavy metal band
nubbins`: anyway, i'm just playing semantics
nubbins`: but you're not canadian unless you were born here
nubbins`: rubber ball seats for everyone?
nubbins`: i wonder if i could find a black polo shirt big enough to fit over one of those balls
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599779 BTC [+]
KRS|gotyawallet: All I want for Christmas is...To talk like Mark Karpelestthhesthhh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3190001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves gox had been hosting the forum forever.
pankkake: they're just lazy and don't work weekends
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32 BTC [+]
ozbot: Proper accounting for stock warrants pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0033 = 0.165 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 106 @ 0.00330283 = 0.3501 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.14000001 = 0.84 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05294401 = 52.944 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14000001 = 0.28 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05293372 = 52.9337 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: lot changed to 0.1? so divide by another 10?
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gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1092.40231, Best ask: 1092.40242, Bid-ask spread: 0.00011, Last trade: 1092.40231, 24 hour volume: 36457.52461371, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1145.15858
gribble: Error: Failed to retrieve data. Try again later.
gribble: MtGox lag is 7.746001 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0155228992755 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin one full loop along the orbit of the Moon around Earth (0.016 AU).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.0004 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.32599989 = 0.978 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05280992 = 52.8099 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05280992 = 52.8099 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05280992 = 52.8099 BTC [-]
jcpham: btcavg or stamp iirc on gribble
jcpham: most otc trades go by stamp these days
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1070.0, Best ask: 1070.63, Bid-ask spread: 0.63000, Last trade: 1070.63, 24 hour volume: 37259.10340799, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1143.32597
jcpham: ;;ticker --market bitstamp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 950.62, Best ask: 950.74, Bid-ask spread: 0.12000, Last trade: 950.74, 24 hour volume: 26816.23380908, 24 hour low: 950.56, 24 hour high: 1147.27, 24 hour vwap: 1036.54927537
jcpham: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 965.6, Best ask: 967.33, Bid-ask spread: 1.73000, Last trade: 965.76, 24 hour volume: 96761.63, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 1081.02
jcpham: nope i'm wrong still gox by default
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14000001 = 0.28 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00079394 = 7.6218 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: stock warrants, interesting instruments
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599989 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i'm curious to see what s.mg is gonna look like this time next year
Duffer1: hi stringpuller how's cookies doing?
nubbins`: remember when running linux was touted as a feature for the ps3
thestringpuller: Wassup Duffer1 we liquidated the holdings cause the chef would rather do media, than cookies.
nubbins`: thestringpuller: i meant as a company in general, not just the price
nubbins`: although that will be interesting to watch as well
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 400 @ 0.0004 = 0.16 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17600 @ 0.00079382 = 13.9712 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05245791 = 52.4579 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00079553 = 12.3307 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05240216 = 52.4022 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 443 @ 0.05232243 = 23.1788 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.03 = 0.21 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 966.84577, Best ask: 975.0, Bid-ask spread: 8.15423, Last trade: 975.0, 24 hour volume: 44723.96494695, 24 hour low: 955.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1121.83431
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 1022.0, vol: 46025.26721689 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 930.0, vol: 36417.55084220 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 820.0, vol: 35422.39654 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 924.0001, vol: 7488.37845752 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 754.0, vol: 247.34388967 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1033.83, vol: 79580.06000000 | Volume-weighted last average: 971.486281257
ozbot: Satoshi Nakamoto is (probably) Nick Szabo | LikeInAMirror
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.323002 BTC [-]
Jere_Jones: I would be so disappointed if Satoshi's real name is... Nick.
bloctoc: The US State Department probably plagiarized that guys paper while launching bitcoin
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15680 @ 0.00079312 = 12.4361 BTC [-] {3}
bloctoc: are you talking to me? if so, I think I need some language that can be verified in order to meet the rigorous bitbet.us standards.
bloctoc: on or before January 1, 2015 Financial Times of London will confirm that Department of State in conjunction with MI6 plagiarized Nick Szabo and other cryptography papers to publish the bitcoin white paper.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15499999 BTC [+]
Duffer1: it's been incredibly slow for me past couple days
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 928.0, Best ask: 930.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 928.0, 24 hour volume: 52253.23241677, 24 hour low: 930.0, 24 hour high: 1224.0, 24 hour vwap: 1097.5269
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00203 = 0.203 BTC [+]
gribble: There are currently 0 bitcoins offered at or under 800.0 USD, worth 0.0 USD in total. | Data vintage: 200.0130 seconds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9848 @ 0.00079119 = 7.7916 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: There are currently 81.995016 bitcoins offered at or under 900.0 USD, worth 73795.514517 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.1473 seconds
FabianB: s/o cashing out 500 btc batches
bloctoc: I suppose bitpay has some risk from yesterday to lay offf
gribble: MtGox lag is 15.335524 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0307322183909 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Earth and Moon (0.0257 AU).
gribble: MtGox lag is 5.871318 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0117660555334 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter to its second largest moon, Callisto (0.012567 AU).
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 944.99, vol: 63210.92916600 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 869.0, vol: 51848.42502675 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 790.289, vol: 49325.45561 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 860.1, vol: 10806.73683434 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 781.02, vol: 0 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 978.6924, vol: 86370.68500000 | Volume-weighted last average: 908.374837398
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.30801667 = 3.6962 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 315 @ 0.00324123 = 1.021 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00320575 = 1.6029 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.0032 = 0.336 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32497979 BTC [+]
davout: shit, this is not vi x)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 400 @ 0.0032 = 1.28 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.155 = 0.31 BTC [+]
benkay: so who are the new scamchange contenders?
benkay: well btctc shut down, and picostocks, and crypto whatever
benkay: so where are the new exchanges?
davout: mpex, failing last. draw the dots
davout: argh. connect the dots
benkay: i'm aware there's competence in the space, i'm asking where the incompetence is gravitating towards.
benkay: <strike>towards</strike>
bloctoc: benkay - I moved from Ripple to Mastercoin a few days ago. I rode Satoshi Dice from 70 to 17, so I think I have some credibility to gravitate to what you're asking about.
davout: so apparently someone accidentally enabled cloudflare for btctalk
benkay: anyways. question is: where are all of the new buttcoin fartups initializing their public oopses?
davout: working for anyone here?
benkay: davout: nope. that's why i'm asking -assets where the new fleecing operations are taking place instead of browsing btctalk.
jurov`: craptostocks still there
jcpham: maybe the bitcoin investing subreddit?
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13206 @ 0.00079369 = 10.4815 BTC [+] {2}
bloctoc: rate kakobrekla -5 posting in channel comments out of context to the web for search engines
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla -5 posting in channel comments out of context to the web for search engines
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -5 for user kakobrekla has been recorded.
kakobrekla: emm dude, this is a logged chan with public access to logs
kakobrekla: not sure if you dont know or trolling?
pankkake: quoting out of context is half the fun of quotes
kakobrekla: i think you should fix your rating on me with "kako bashed me, im butthurt"
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla -5 kako bashed me, im butthurt
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user kakobrekla has changed from -5 to -5.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10869 @ 0.00079254 = 8.6141 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1063 @ 0.00078987 = 0.8396 BTC [-]
benkay: the bitcoin engine needs moar drama fuel
benkay: price not rocket to moon fast enough
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla 1 dividends
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user kakobrekla has changed from -5 to 1.
jurov`: benkay: blame thermos, no trolltalk, no drama
Vexual: did someone say drama?
Vexual: stupid computer, I told it to wake me if there was any drama.
jurov`: change it to trigger on amazing
Vexual: didnt even put the coffee on
jurov`: lol truffles is another?
jurov`: just some addicts that have "drama" trigger wired to wake them and brew coffee
jurov`: maybe even automatic intravenous drug administration
truffles: another tough decision, my nut wont crack
truffles: so guys looks like bitcoin is on a spiral
Vexual: hallucinating for no reason is worse
truffles: thats when u give urself a pick me up smack
Vexual: youre eating nuts and smacking yourself? and hallucinating?
Vexual: I picture you as niles standish
ozbot: Crank Yankers Niles Standish Hires A Receptionist - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00079067 = 9.0136 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: what about intentinally providing 0?
nubbins`: what about i had too many nachos and beer and now i feel ill?
dub: hao aboot Internally Penetrating Organ
dub: proper american chese, out of a can
nubbins`: american cheese is fucking great
nubbins`: but you can't buy it in stores here
nubbins`: you can buy foot-long slices at restaurant supply stores, that's it
truffles: how have i not heard of banana peppers!
nubbins`: so basically if you want american cheese you gotta go eat fast/restaurant food :(
truffles: but i eat chilli all the time ..
dub: in other drama, paulk walker rip
nubbins`: you can get em in big jars of brine
nubbins`: Duffer1: cheese whiz on rice is actually really good.
davout: < nubbins`> american cheese is fucking great <--- ahem
truffles: dub's he's one good looking dude
jurov`: i heard american cheese is reusable
dub: now he's a crispy critter
nubbins`: jurov, like it comes out the same when you're done eating it?
davout: some american stuff is really good though and is hardly found where i live for obscure reasons
dub: jurov`: its recycled for sure
davout: try to get some bacon in france
jurov`: yes, like that. just don't mix it with other stuff
nubbins`: davout: i mean like the classic american burger cheese. not sure if it's processed cheddar or w/e
nubbins`: but it's just not available in groc stores here
davout: nubbins`: where do you live ?
dub: its cheddar that they've removed any flavour from
nubbins`: yeah, you'd have to age it for years to give it the flavor of cheddar
davout: nubbins`: it's weird, you'd think the geographical proximity would make the same kind of stuff available in stores...
dub: its low quality plastic that the chinese didnt want
nubbins`: lot of times it just comes down to the fact that it's not worth importing
nubbins`: canadian population is what, 10% of american
Vexual: chinese dont eat cheese
nubbins`: lactose intolerance is much more common in asia
davout: nubbins`: no but i mean sometimes you really wonder, because the stuff can be produced locally quite easily as well
davout: for example bacon in france
nubbins`: pigs have the same parts over there, afaik ;)
nubbins`: you could probably request it from a butcher
davout: when going to the stores you will find exactly 0 bacon packs
dub: they probably get more to eat than just antibiotics however
davout: or shitty super thin stuff, but no fucking bacon
nubbins`: there's a butcher by my house that sells bacon by the slice
davout: bacon is awesome, it'd sell. i can't make sense out of this lack of bacon
davout: nubbins`: i guess that'd work
nubbins`: well, maybe the cuts of meat that are popular there just don't allow for bacon
davout: nubbins`: ahhhh, that would make a lot of sense
nubbins`: different cultures chop their animals different ways
nubbins`: like a t-bone steak isn't generally available as a cut of meat in some places
dub: I have some pork in the freezer that has eaten mostly pinot grapes
davout: but, come on, fucking bacon, it's not like there's a single hog and you have to make a difficult decision about the way you're going to cut it up :-)
nubbins`: is there at least thick-cut pork belly?
dub: raised on friends vinyard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.10999995 = 0.22 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: i've got a huge piece of moose in my freezer
truffles: start ur own pig farm with bacon cuts
nubbins`: nothing like a halifax-style donair
truffles: of course moose tastes like beef to me..
davout: nubbins`: yes there is
nubbins`: it's a bit lean for some cooking methods
truffles: nice way to get out some aggression while cooking
nubbins`: truffles: fuck mallets, i tenderize with my fists
truffles: evoporated milk thats one sweet meal
davout: "mallets", i fucking love this word
nubbins`: just garlic, milk, sugar, salt, vinegar
davout: "They brought forth scintillating jeweled scuttling crabs, which the Vogons ate, smashing them with large iron mallets"
nubbins`: ideally you can take a bowl of the sauce and hold it upside down without losing any
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00320001 = 0.96 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: whisked or fisted nubs?
nubbins`: that's how you tell when you've added enough vinegar
nubbins`: sauce is whisked, i don't like sticky hands
truffles: def skip sauce, will try the meat method
nubbins`: some recipes call for triple-ground, this is not necessary
nubbins`: at least try a small batch of the sauce, it's worth the risk
Vexual: I like to imagine you with no kitchen utensils but your fists, making fancy recipies
Vexual: it would make a hilarious cooking show
Vexual: dead moose lying therew
Vexual: and now for the nishiew shwaqrma
ozbot: All things Donair: Halifax Donair Sauce, Donair Meat, Donair Subs, Donair Pizza Recipes (And Garlic
nubbins`: thyme fans can feel free to add 1tsp of that as well
nubbins`: using a broiler pan is VERY IMPORTANT
Vexual: and then into a medium hot oven for about 45 minutes... but it's really just the kitchen cupboard doors you have removed with your fists and are buring in a pile on the bench
dub: your donair is a donner kebab most everywhere else
truffles: they've made it canadian style
dub: now with added moosecock
nubbins`: what's odd is that places with good donairs are usually greek-owned
Vexual: if you don't have a rotissary, i find you can use your fists
truffles: blow torch is used in this donner method sick
nubbins`: nah they use the side-bake things here
Vexual: all these fat bastards drooling on their keyboards!
Vexual: I'm a salami man myself
Vexual: bacon just doesnt keep very well
ozbot: Richard and Sal "hold everything" pizza prank call - YouTube
Vexual: hey nubs, is moose gut any good for sausage skin?
Vexual: they must have a voluminous shit chute
gribble: MtGox lag is 180.909868 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.362541349904 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
Vexual: i gotta get me to canadia one of these days
dexX7: do you store a goxlag history?
dexX7: well, it's in the logs..
jurov`: hmm, bitcoinity says no lag. or < 5s.
gribble: MtGox lag is 1.446068 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00289790408102 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter to its third largest moon, Io (0.002819 AU).
jurov`: mtgox is faster than light
dub: just resalt and hang
dexX7: goxlag low, btc-e online again.. probably time to rebuy btc <.<"
ozbot: Jezus charts and graphs
dub: automatic fucks given tracker: 0
Vexual: bacon is the key number here
dub: start graphing given fucks plox
dub: in fact i'll do it for you |_____________________________________________________________
jurov`: i see, you only receive
dub: outside my control too
dub: i can't stop people caring
davout: trolltalk seems to be available, except the DNS records point to cloudflare instead of pointing to the servers IP
dub: theymos must be spending the donated billions
dub: on free ddos mitigation
davout: CloudFlare, getting MITM'd the hipster way
truffles: didnt he put up a reward to resolve this problem?
dub: the problem is theymos and it should be solved with a bullet
davout: pankkake: what's the old IP? I read something today by theymos saying it should go in the hosts file until the CF shit is under control
Vexual: that would hurt profits
pankkake: 109.201.133.195 - it worked for a while, but now it's totally down
kakobrekla: im amazed to what extent ppl go to read that hole
truffles: dub thats extreme, ure saying he's the fking it up even with hired help
davout: kakobrekla: gotta get my fix of mpoe-pr decapitating noobs
dub: I needed to talk buttcoin so I hacked my gibson
pankkake: I'm starting to reduce my watchinglist, it's becoming hard for my mental sanity
dub: truffles: I'm saying he is a fuckup
pankkake: too many people buying whatevercoin for paypal
truffles: dub still he seemed cautious so..
davout: pankkake: + my radeon doesn't give me free money derp
kakobrekla: eh the numbers are much larger on alt chains
pankkake: the thing is, it's actually true
truffles: that will never die in this hosue
pankkake: and btw one of the most mooning coins is INFINITEcoin
ozbot: Muslim armwrestler ALLAHU AKBAR! - YouTube
SupernovaeS: What's the talk about 80% of QRK already mined?
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1008.80001, Best ask: 1009.97998, Bid-ask spread: 1.17997, Last trade: 1009.97998, 24 hour volume: 79692.20465001, 24 hour low: 840.32, 24 hour high: 1216.9, 24 hour vwap: 1041.59128
assbot: this is a social experiment. thank you for participating, humans.
assbot: as you might notice, im not bashble. that would be deviding by zero.
assbot: also fukken typos for the turing.
benkay: what kind of lame ai can't recurse?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.315 BTC [-]
benkay: so i hear on the regular
kakobrekla: well maybe you should take that as a sign :D
davout: assbot seems to be victim of it's own success
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.310001 = 0.62 BTC [-]