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ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=135035.msg3785733#msg3785733 it's like people wanna be robbed
ozbot: Havelock Investments - Exchange feedback/comments
ThickAsThieves: (he's complaining that occassionally the HL hot wallet needs refilling
ThickAsThieves: )
pankkake: at least whe know their cold wallet is actually cold
pankkake: and wtf at using services like that as wallets
ThickAsThieves: well in all fairness he's trying to withdraw
mircea_popescu: probably to buy trilema credits and that CANTWAIT
ThickAsThieves: i hear they are going up in value
ThickAsThieves: 12btc ;)
mircea_popescu: lol nah
ThickAsThieves: when is the Trilema IPO?
pankkake: not enough tits posted for ROI
mircea_popescu: amusingly, it does make more than most "businesses".
ThickAsThieves: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=235763.msg3785169#msg3785169 this Jimmothy guy is pretty smart
ozbot: ASICMINER Speculation Thread
mircea_popescu: asicminer speculation is still a thing ?!
ThickAsThieves: yeah mostly they speculate by pretening previous updates dont exist and wondering when such updates will come
pankkake: it moved to the main thread. lot of creativity going on
pankkake: AM is doing 4nm ASICs in parternship with IBM
ThickAsThieves: they once a week when the next asicminer poll will be
mircea_popescu: there must be a way to harness all this chicken clucking at keyboard action.
ThickAsThieves: but they never have new questions
ThickAsThieves: ask*
mircea_popescu: "Wow, so Mircea Popescu made ~$50,000 that month? Not bad! Mad propz."
mircea_popescu: (oct 2012)
ThickAsThieves: at trilema?
mircea_popescu: i wonder how old threads will look retrospectively in like 2015 or 2025
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves no, https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=64962.msg1306014#msg1306014
ThickAsThieves: word
ThickAsThieves: pankkake calling altcoins fad too!
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=135035.msg3786976#msg3786976 << apparently she liked the cold wallet stuff
ozbot: Havelock Investments - Exchange feedback/comments
ThickAsThieves: is "weak hands" a meme yet?
pankkake: weak hands whales walls
pankkake: please
ThickAsThieves: fake walls too
ThickAsThieves: oh and "this is a bubble"
mircea_popescu: this is a fake hand bubble wall hand.
mircea_popescu: no wait i fucked it up
ThickAsThieves: weak bubbles
mircea_popescu: this is a fake bubble weak wall hand
mircea_popescu: fake hand weak bubblewall
mircea_popescu: THAR!
ThickAsThieves: lol
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=271711.200
mircea_popescu: am i crazy or is she actually talking to some guy more ignored than her ?
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=68329.msg3258523#msg3258523
ozbot: [Feature added] Color besides usernames for Ignored by % of established members.
mircea_popescu: daa520 vs daa521 holy shit this has occured.
mircea_popescu: who is this jaroslaw noob!
ThickAsThieves: never even heard of this ElectricMucus befire
ThickAsThieves: impressive for someone so ignored
pankkake: me neither, perhaps a comeback?
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=339544.msg3787075#msg3787075 hug this guy!
ozbot: BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC)
kakobrekla: some paid shill
ThickAsThieves: is snackman the first guy to lose his whole bet to the policy?
mircea_popescu: nah
mircea_popescu: i recall some guy forfeiting 25 btc that way
pankkake: there's a report with 26 BTC?
mircea_popescu: yeah
pankkake: but was that one guy?
mircea_popescu: iric the month with > 26 btc, 25 of it came out of one bet
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't swear to it tbh
ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash
gribble: 5741301.27297
ThickAsThieves: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 272383 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 1792 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 3 days, 4 hours, 21 minutes, and 49 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 834612855.691 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.98178
mircea_popescu: dude it beats 1bn ?
frb: pankkake: :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5228 @ 0.00011398 = 0.5959 BTC [-] {3}
ThickAsThieves: My money is on No
mircea_popescu: that bet is so even it's unreal.
ThickAsThieves: i'm hesitant to say but fuckit, i'm the 52btc bet
ThickAsThieves: that evened it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3194 = 1.2776 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2722 @ 0.00011399 = 0.3103 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: the biggest late so far was 20 btc on >Litecoin Surges to .02 Bitcoins per Litecoin
jurov`: heh tat. idiffs ended, so ruining someone else on difficulty futures this time
ThickAsThieves: hehe
ThickAsThieves: worse ways to make money
kakobrekla: this is excluding november
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 192 @ 0.002035 = 0.3907 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1799 @ 0.00200015 = 3.5983 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: a so it was 20 not 25
mircea_popescu: aite
frb: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=339544.msg3787381#msg3787381
ozbot: BitBet Stole ~$7,000 from me (10 BTC)
frb: i regret posting in this thread now
frb: snackman is incredibly dense
mircea_popescu: frb which one are you ?
frb: kopipe is my BTCtalk username
mircea_popescu: a. hello there.
frb: hello :)
ThickAsThieves: "Is the era of American exceptionalism coming to an end?"
ThickAsThieves: Bill Clinton: America needs to stop majoring in the minors. That is, we need to look more at what other countries are now doing better than we are and learn from it instead of being in denial about it.
ThickAsThieves: Bill Gates: It’s OK for China to invent cancer drugs that cure patients in the United States. We want them to catch up. But as the leader, we want to keep setting a very, very high standard. We don’t want them to catch up because we’re slowing down or, even worse, going into reverse.
mircea_popescu: kinda late for that.
ThickAsThieves: i was hoping for more interesting answers
ThickAsThieves: like commenting on the psychology of American Exceptionalism
mircea_popescu: what's " American exceptionalism" supposed to mean anwyay ?
ThickAsThieves: how we think we're the best
ThickAsThieves: pride in our laziness
mircea_popescu: but this is universal banality.
mircea_popescu: everyone thinks the same.
ThickAsThieves: except we're better
ThickAsThieves: duh
mircea_popescu: the "russian soul", the "romanian feeling of existernce" etc.
Duffer1: you'd have to live here to understand just how pervasive the 'mjurica #1 woooot"
mircea_popescu: ;;google sentimentul romanesc al fiintei
ThickAsThieves: Duffer1 i agree
mircea_popescu: o goog's gone
ThickAsThieves: it starts in grade school
mircea_popescu: i tell you, there's exactly no difference. argentines and vietnamese think the same.
kakobrekla: grib's gone
ThickAsThieves: you are american, you can be president or astronaut if you want
mircea_popescu: serbs and croats think the same
mircea_popescu: even sudan
Duffer1: i'm not saying jingoism is unique to america..
mircea_popescu: or somalia
kakobrekla: careful, you are close to somalia
kakobrekla: see.
ThickAsThieves: then americans go to job at gas station happy knowing they could be president if they wanted
ThickAsThieves: mp you are probly right
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla your slovenly compatriots don't think they're like all unique and so on ?
ThickAsThieves: but you really dont think US is more full of itself than else?
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves how is this different from like... anyone else ?
mircea_popescu: i mean i guess the brit couldn't be queen...
mircea_popescu: but he could be lieutenant general
Duffer1: our political rhetoric is so nausiating, when we elect a new president we say "x has been elected the new leader of the free world"
kakobrekla: i only have absolute measument which is not interesting for this debate
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves well i think the notion that the us constitutes a notion is heartwarmingly ludicrous, but otherewise no, not really different from anyone else.
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 the soviets said the same
mircea_popescu: so does cuba.
Duffer1: i guess i'm exceptionalist about our exceptionalist tendencies? wait does that prove i'm right?
mircea_popescu: "the notion that the us constitutes a nation" i meant.
Duffer1: :P
ThickAsThieves: i dunno, why is it a feel embarassed to say i'm american when travelling?
ThickAsThieves: do you feel that for Romania when you leave?
ThickAsThieves: I*
Duffer1: afk
ThickAsThieves: maybe it's a me problem
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 803 @ 0.00038825 = 0.3118 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: nah, romania is incredibly well received.
mircea_popescu: i did a lot of travelling and adding it all up my romanian passport was pretty much the best passport to have.
ThickAsThieves: cuz Twilight
mircea_popescu: i mean... in libya or serbia a us passport is a liability
mircea_popescu: so is british in say argentina
mircea_popescu: but romanians nevr massively pissed anyone off.
kakobrekla: same here, cause we are too stupid and small
mircea_popescu: romania also has the advantages that 1, soccer is popular and romania was really good at it historically, so ppl in latin america are all HAGi !! LACATUS!!!
mircea_popescu: and 2. the commies did a lot of machinery exporting, so all over the middle east it's like, o, you're romanian, that means you're like the best engineer in town
mircea_popescu: One of the world’s leading authorities on genetics says the human race was born into existence after a chimpanzee mated with a pig.
mircea_popescu: that'd explain a lot.
ThickAsThieves: did he mate them to test if a jimmothy popped out?
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4239 @ 0.00079604 = 3.3744 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11247 @ 0.00079303 = 8.9192 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 11 @ 0.1139727 = 1.2537 BTC [+] {6}
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/bitbet-november-2013-statement/
ozbot: BitBet, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
pankkake: http://www.coindesk.com/entrepreneur-roger-ver-1m-bitcoin-donation/
pankkake: the bitcoin jesus title claimed by another
mircea_popescu: pankkake all bitcoin jesus references are a meme-ish joke @ that nonsense.
mircea_popescu: it's sort of like "two weeks"
pankkake: I'm surprised, there were a lot of resolved bets, only 5 BTC? I guess you really have to steal
pankkake: I don't understand "which will be carried over as a charge on the next month’s statement"
kakobrekla: copy pasta fail
mircea_popescu: pankkake 5btc = 500 btc worth of bets resovled.
mircea_popescu: 1% fees.
kakobrekla: looks about right, signed.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 6.94089846 BTC to 3`000`000 shares, 231 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.0734125 = 0.5873 BTC [-] {5}
kakobrekla: now i can retire.
mircea_popescu: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4250 @ 0.00009625 = 0.4091 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 5 @ 0.11999998 = 0.6 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 100 @ 0.00428854 = 0.4289 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: Duffer1 here's one for you http://trilema.com/2013/the-positive-market-effects-of-the-delivery-bet/
mircea_popescu: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/10486452/Woman-has-child-taken-from-her-womb-by-social-services.html
mircea_popescu: http://news.yahoo.com/presidential-term-limits--necessary-and-right--or-bad-for-democracy-192726518.html
ozbot: Presidential term limits: necessary and right, or bad for democracy? - Yahoo News
pankkake: seriously for a "mental breakdown"
pankkake: I think I need a dose of http://cuteoverload.com/
pankkake: haha of course it's bad when it's Obama
mircea_popescu: their pigglet is my screen saver.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1500 @ 0.00079527 = 1.1929 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 125 @ 0.00310596 = 0.3882 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: The public’s approval rating for Congress has finally hit rock bottom: For the first time, America has a higher opinion of car salespeople.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 1379 @ 0.00009947 = 0.1372 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 3256 @ 0.00009964 = 0.3244 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=353925.0 who is this guy?
ozbot: Make a stable 12% ROI Guaranteed - BTC-EQTY Bonds *LIMITED QUANTITY*
pankkake: oh it's not 12% every 60 days
mircea_popescu: um
mircea_popescu: apparently some guy that doesn't understand apr.
mircea_popescu: 2% over 60 days != 12% apr.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 1.02 ** (365/60)
pankkake: 1.126162419264
mircea_popescu: o no gribs. well ok, it's 12.8 so close
mircea_popescu: 1.128022368!
pankkake: weird
pankkake: I run it in ipython
mircea_popescu: wtf,
pankkake: oh it's because Python rounds the division
pankkake: you have the right one
mircea_popescu: a ok.
KRS1: i heard my neighbor's dog is ready to launch a btc ipo..everyone's got one now. =/
mircea_popescu: ironically, the russian dog leika could have done a great ipo
mircea_popescu: TO THE MOON!
KRS1: Yes, this should be a good week!
KRS1: trying to spot some target sell prices
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 0.11 BTC [+]
KRS1: ;seen vexual
KRS1: ;;seen vexual
gribble: vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 16 hours, 22 minutes, and 53 seconds ago: <Vexual> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEEWE7gcPw0
bgupta: not sure what to make of this one.. http://www.coindesk.com/british-island-physical-bitcoins-uk-royal-mint/
KRS1: what do you think?
KRS1: anything come to mind?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 170 @ 0.0031 = 0.527 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 79 @ 0.0031059 = 0.2454 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 66 @ 0.00203898 = 0.1346 BTC [-] {4}
javanomad: javanomad - formerly "firstblockchain" - with apologies again - sends thanks.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 164 @ 0.00320458 = 0.5256 BTC [+] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 36 @ 0.30217288 = 10.8782 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7511 @ 0.00079476 = 5.9694 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 4469 @ 0.0001174 = 0.5247 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00309222 = 1.5461 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 53 @ 0.30017072 = 15.909 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 490 @ 0.00039 = 0.1911 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 31 @ 0.15834833 = 4.9088 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 42 @ 0.00429 = 0.1802 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.30000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 510 @ 0.00039 = 0.1989 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 2198 @ 0.0004 = 0.8792 BTC [+]
jurov`: ;;seen topace
gribble: topace was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 3 days, 15 hours, 20 minutes, and 7 seconds ago: <topace> the panama fund owns 80m units, but since the ipo didnt sell out, it actually holds ~83.3m units still.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2281 @ 0.00011183 = 0.2551 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 5531 @ 0.00012 = 0.6637 BTC [+]
KRS1: And now https://coinfloor.co.uk/
kakobrekla: thats nefarios thing isnt it
KRS1: ya
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.0314025 = 0.2512 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.030835 = 0.185 BTC [-] {2}
KRSgotchawallet: theres another KRS registered so I'm gonna use this nick
KRS|gotyawallet: ;;seen vexual
gribble: vexual was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 23 hours, 9 minutes, and 4 seconds ago: <Vexual> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEEWE7gcPw0
KRS|gotyawallet: that nigga trippin..
KRS|gotyawallet: wtf is nobody on? are you all in the US? am I the only one who stays up 22 hrs a day?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.30001 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: im on
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.3 = 0.9 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.2921 BTC [-]
KRS|gotyawallet: where are u at
KRS|gotyawallet: I'm EST -5
KRS|gotyawallet: sup bitesak
kakobrekla: bash flushed
kakobrekla: KRS|gotyawallet gmt+1 or something
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.029002 = 0.145 BTC [-] {2}
KRS|gotyawallet: word
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.31724334 = 0.6345 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.31725845 = 2.5381 BTC [+] {2}
KRS|gotyawallet: I'm out..See ya kakobrekla!
kakobrekla: good luck
dexX7: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 0.861659 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00172675498839 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin across the outer diameter of Saturn's rings (0.0024 AU).
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 292 @ 0.00202999 = 0.5928 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.31916666 = 0.9575 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.3194 = 1.2776 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.32799992 = 2.296 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.32880999 = 1.3152 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1114.01002, Best ask: 1115.98988, Bid-ask spread: 1.97986, Last trade: 1115.98988, 24 hour volume: 31755.77875866, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1230.0, 24 hour vwap: 1155.68563
bitesak: I ran through the history of http://btcoracle.com to determine the net cumulative effect and see how they are doing. Running since April 2013 they seem down 18.63 BTC overall with a total revenue of 1028
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00318529 = 0.6371 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 189 @ 0.00319945 = 0.6047 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 849 @ 0.003225 = 2.738 BTC [+] {15}
bitesak: nothing comparable to mpex..
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 454 @ 0.00327447 = 1.4866 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 375 @ 0.00331723 = 1.244 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 588 @ 0.00335239 = 1.9712 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32880999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 540 @ 0.00342068 = 1.8472 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 685 @ 0.00360211 = 2.4674 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32880999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 171 @ 0.00369937 = 0.6326 BTC [+] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32880999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 313 @ 0.00388141 = 1.2149 BTC [+] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 267 @ 0.00403543 = 1.0775 BTC [+] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 306 @ 0.00428295 = 1.3106 BTC [+] {10}
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/smg-november-2013-statement/
ozbot: S.MG, November 2013 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: bitesak i never heard of it before.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 245 @ 0.00435653 = 1.0673 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.31960332 = 0.9588 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 199 @ 0.00479453 = 0.9541 BTC [+] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.32880999 = 0.9864 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 770 @ 0.00498774 = 3.8406 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.32882 = 0.6576 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: in other news : the ~8.5k btc minigame collected is still largely untouched, we can now afford to make the best game ever made.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 422 @ 0.00503372 = 2.1242 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: diablo 3 cost ~65 million if memory serves. it's true that it sucked, but then again we're no blizzard.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 135 @ 0.00508898 = 0.687 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32882999 BTC [+]
pankkake: what would happen if you end up with much more capital than you actually need? (in general, not S.MG)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 3 @ 0.125 = 0.375 BTC [+]
bitesak: you rock MP, the services you provide and your articles are simply and elegantly the bitcoin standard
mircea_popescu: pankkake distribute
pankkake: as dividends?
mircea_popescu: this is what you always do witjh capital you can't effectualy deploy, you distribute it to shareholders
mircea_popescu: yes
mircea_popescu: bitesak /me bows
pankkake: what about share buybacks?
mircea_popescu: in practice it makes no difference anwyay, whether you actually pay it out or just keep it in the bank, because in the latter case the share just trades as a proxy of your cash (see apple)
mircea_popescu: just as long as you don't stupidly spend it is all good.
mircea_popescu: maybe share buybacks too, yes.
pankkake: well the cash could be used for other things instead of doing nothing
mircea_popescu: tho in general the thing is with share buybacks that they tend to increase the price. seeing how btc is btc, you generally don'y want to increase share price, lest you make them unaffordable per item
mircea_popescu: pankkake all bitcoin is technically "doing nothing".
pankkake: I was just wondering about what the best thing to do was between dividends or buybacks, like avoiding stupid increases in share prices
mircea_popescu: let's look into this. consider a company has 50 btc in the bank and 100 shares. in case a, it distrivbutes 50 btc. now shareholders have 0.5 btc per share.
mircea_popescu: in case b, it just safes the 50 btc. now any shareholder wanting btc can sell his share for 0.5, which is exactly the sdame result.
mircea_popescu: well, dividends have the inherent unfairness of post-ex date. (ie, they only reward people hiolding the shares NOW, as opposed to "having hold the shares")
mircea_popescu: buybacks have the disadvantage they mess with the price.
dexX7: <mircea_popescu> diablo 3 cost ~65 million if memory serves. ... < i don't get the reference, 8.5k btc are only 1/8 of that?
mircea_popescu: dexX7 today.
pankkake: 1) for now 2) 1/8 of diablo's kinda huge already!!
mircea_popescu: six months ago they were 1/80 of that.
mircea_popescu: and yes, i don't think it ever happened in the history of computer gaming that a new company with new management working on an indie game ever had > 10% of the most expensive largest corp's budget.
pankkake: related I tend to think "too much money" is a common reason of project failures
mircea_popescu: think if some guy working in his garage had as much resources as 1/10 boeing, to make his new plane.
mircea_popescu: this is the sort of unprecedented power Bitcoin gives us.
mircea_popescu: ideally we will use it to permanently and deeply change the world,
mircea_popescu: rather than perpetually dick around with labcoins and bitcoin gems.
pankkake: (in the case of SMG, we can see it isn't being spent, so all is good)
mircea_popescu: pankkake too much money is worse poison than too little for new projects, that's damned sure.
mircea_popescu: luckily this one has me for chief asshole (CAO).
dexX7: haha fine. i thought you wanted to say something like "look, we have more funds than d3 consumed" and simply missed a zero or so ;)
dexX7: no doubt that it's still a lot
mircea_popescu: :p
kakobrekla: thats why its better etf doesnt pay divs
mircea_popescu: why, cause people just spend it ? :D
kakobrekla: on stupid shit
mircea_popescu: maybe. or maybe they buy more.
mircea_popescu: you never know what people d o.
mircea_popescu: anyway, to close up the dividend/buyback discussion : the difference is really slight in an efficient market. the only way either is "unfair" is if the market is inefficient, and misprices things.
mircea_popescu: the judgement call is mostly "which of these two is the market most likely to misprice to a larger extent".
mircea_popescu: then honest operators do the one least likely to be mispriced, and dishonest operators (or US people) do the other.
kakobrekla: US people only?
mircea_popescu: just bein' a bitch.
kakobrekla: who did you have in mind specifically?
kakobrekla: xbond?
mircea_popescu: pretty much any company listed on the nyse
mircea_popescu: no no, i meant fiat corps.
kakobrekla: a
mircea_popescu: bitcoin people have no nationality
mircea_popescu: they're bitcoin nationals.
kakobrekla: yeah but us bitcoin nationality is less valuable than eu bitcoin nationality
mircea_popescu: <mircea_popescu> dexX7 today.
kakobrekla: can you elaborate on nyse mispricing further?
mircea_popescu: let me hide behind a buffett quote, one second.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 48 @ 0.004 = 0.192 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: about there, but meanwhile found this one you might like :
mircea_popescu: We have found over time that the undistributed earnings of
mircea_popescu: our investees, in aggregate, have been as fully as beneficial to
mircea_popescu: Berkshire asif they had been distributed to us (and therefore had
mircea_popescu: been included in the earnings we officially report). This pleasant
mircea_popescu: result has occurred because most of our investees are engaged in
mircea_popescu: truly outstanding businesses that can often employ incremental
mircea_popescu: capital to great advantage, either by putting it to work in their busi-
mircea_popescu: nesses or by repurchasing their shares. Obviously, every capital
mircea_popescu: decision that our investees have made has not benefitted us as
mircea_popescu: shareholders, but overall we have garnered far more than a dollar
mircea_popescu: of value for each dollar they have retained. We consequently re-
mircea_popescu: gard look-through earnings as realistically portraying our yearly
mircea_popescu: gain from operations.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 500 @ 0.0005 = 0.25 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: and here it is :
mircea_popescu: As long as investors-including supposedly sophisticated institutions-place fancy valuations on reported "earnings" that march steadily upward, you can be sure that some managers and promoters will exploit GAAP to produce such numbers, no matter what the truth may be. Over the years, Charlie and I have observed many accounting-based frauds of staggering size. Few of the perpetrators have been punished; many have not eve
mircea_popescu: n been censured. It has been far safer to steal large sums with a pen than small sums with a gun.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32882998 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lol forum down ?
pankkake: for a while now
mircea_popescu: mpoe-pr is "can i has day off, forum down"
mircea_popescu: im like omgwtfbbq
mircea_popescu: where will we get lulz~!
pankkake: no easy procrastination today :(
pankkake: I wanted to use a French paypal alternative to accept small donations without needing SEPA wires, but it turns out they made it even worse
pankkake: and I feel like they screen each transaction manually
mircea_popescu: just use bitcoin.
Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, forum is not down
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic ?
Apocalyptic: just thermos decided to switch to cloudflare and the new DNS entries don't redirect correctly
pankkake: that was suggested :) but we hold euros, and doubt everyone would be ok with having bitcoins
pankkake: so I'm trying to register with bitpay again
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic what's the ip do you happen to know ?
Apocalyptic: i still have the old IP and it's up
Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu,
pankkake: fuck, another bitcoin website using NSAFlare?
Apocalyptic: be sure to set the host for that though
mircea_popescu: i vaguelly recal it was 52.something
Apocalyptic: pankkake, yeah sucks
mircea_popescu: not like anyone uses it for any serious purpose
mircea_popescu: let nsa have all tghe webpages it wants
mircea_popescu: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=omgwtfbbq
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: omgwtfbbq
mircea_popescu: i like it how nobody has a clue what that stands for anymore.
mircea_popescu: great internet and your 2 year memory.
nubbins`: big blaq qoq
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599998 BTC [-]
truffles: <pankkake> fuck, another bitcoin website using NSAFlare?>>> what does this mean?
jurov`: truffles: you have to surrender ssl cert to cloudflare so that it works effectively
pankkake: basically it's MITM
truffles: layman's terms?
nubbins`: MITMFlare
mircea_popescu: wow truffles still around ? that's persistence.
pankkake: man in the middle, they can inspect/alter the content at will
nubbins`: inorite
truffles: haters
truffles: i c
truffles: thanks pankkake
truffles: and jurov`
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259999 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: truffles, how are you doing ?
truffles: great today thanks
truffles: urself?
mircea_popescu: did he say anything offensively stupid recently or am i taking him off ignore ?
nubbins`: lel
pankkake: ignore on irc doesn't work well. you end up reading confusing stuff sometimes
nubbins`: i don't think there's a rush
mircea_popescu: a well, here goes.
truffles: pankkake exactly
mircea_popescu: pankkake yeah but then you bitch at the other people.
truffles: the argument cads made was u might look silly to ur friends or something like that if u speak to someone that is "trolling"
pankkake: if only there was a Web of Ignore
nubbins`: web of mistrust
mircea_popescu: web of mistrust sounds like a great game title.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 153 @ 0.00349934 = 0.5354 BTC [-] {3}
nubbins`: would play
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3255 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/ < i love how it's pretty much the big miners betting yes and the general public betting no
ozbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014
mircea_popescu: people ARE starting to hedge properly.
mircea_popescu: ;;bc,diff
gribble: Error: "bc,diff" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: ;;diff
gribble: 7.074082830514966E8
mircea_popescu: gah
mircea_popescu: ;;bcstats
gribble: Current Blocks: 272498 | Current Difficulty: 7.074082830514966E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 274175 | Next Difficulty In: 1677 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 1 day, 10 hours, 15 minutes, and 4 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 864170438.127 | Estimated Percent Change: 22.16007
pankkake: some serious power being added
pankkake: .d
ozbot: 707408283.05150 | Next Diff in 1677 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.4365% in 9d 3h 27m 35s
pankkake: hmm
mircea_popescu: o wow wasn't it 13% yest ?
pankkake: where is the thing using "last 3 days"
pankkake: yeah
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.00328687 = 0.1052 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3255 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.3255 = 1.6275 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.3258 = 1.9548 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3258 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: .d
ozbot: 707408283.05150 | Next Diff in 1677 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.4365% in 9d 3h 19m 5s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 119 @ 0.00328378 = 0.3908 BTC [-] {6}
pankkake: ;;estimate
gribble: Next difficulty estimate | 862504808.6 based on data since last change | 877503262.113 based on data for last three days
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.326 BTC [+]
nubbins`: my redeemed casascius coin is up to $62 on ebay
mircea_popescu: it's not a gold coin is it ?
nubbins`: brass
mircea_popescu: a ok
nubbins`: seems like there's a fair bit of demand for them, too
nubbins`: mircea_popescu: so what sort of art assets fall under the "desperately need" umbrella for S.MG?
mircea_popescu: well 3d models for flora and fauna, architecture, more textures, a hud...
nubbins`: hud sounds interesting, what's involved?
mircea_popescu: not quite specified yet, but basically remember how diablo 1/2 looked /
mircea_popescu: ?
kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIhk9eKOLzQ
ozbot: MIT graduates cannot power a light bulb with a battery. - YouTube ☟︎
mircea_popescu: haha
nubbins`: ah yeah, i remember the general look of it
mircea_popescu: something like that, marble figurines suppoerting the vitals, marblework bottom
mircea_popescu: has to be elegant and somehow make sense with our SIX different fucking vitals.
ThickAsThieves: like blood pressure?
mircea_popescu: has to also be easily schemable (i can see other than gothic mablework a la diablo a alchemist-crazy machine chemistry set look and a nature grapes and vines look. perhaps even a tesla thing, perhaps even a zerg thing - that's already 5 faces)
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves hitpoints/bloodpoints ; mana/spirit ; a physical and a magical stamina.
nubbins`: hm, interesting
nubbins`: assuming 100% width on bottom, got a max % of height in mind?
mircea_popescu: it'd be a hud see ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00328 = 0.328 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: this thing superimposed o the map view in 1st person
mircea_popescu: o i see what you mean nm.
nubbins`: heh, i started re-reading everything D:
mircea_popescu: it shouldn't be "very big" but not tiny either is the best i can say
ThickAsThieves: as small as possible
ThickAsThieves: while still usable
mircea_popescu: yeah. as small as possible while still delivering.
mircea_popescu: diablo 2's is perhaps slightly too large.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.326 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9950 @ 0.00079343 = 7.8946 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: sorry, i mean d1. d2 is maybe on the too small side
mircea_popescu: http://troublmaker.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/diablo2.jpeg http://www.w5d.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/diablo-1-hellfire-h1n-net.jpg
mircea_popescu: for reference
nubbins`: ah, sure, ok. that leaves a lot more room to work with
nubbins`: so say roughly 20-25% of vertical
mircea_popescu: the idea is that it's filigree'd
mircea_popescu: so it's not the same height all through
mircea_popescu: more on edges, less in center
nubbins`: yeah
mircea_popescu: actually a V sort of design prolly best anyway
nubbins`: nod
mircea_popescu: maybe even with thin wire frames on the edges, 16px or w/e, and decor on the upcorners
nubbins`: d1 hud could lose like half its height in the center and still be ok
mircea_popescu: yup
mircea_popescu: and obviously because of the general look and feel considerations i'd want the same people making each face to do a lot of the menu work too.
mircea_popescu: so it's probably one of the later things to consider.
nubbins`: nod
ThickAsThieves: forum is down
ThickAsThieves: ;;nethash
gribble: 6281508.86974
ThickAsThieves: :(
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves use the ip, it's in the log
mircea_popescu: tghey fucked up their dns
ThickAsThieves: got it thx
ThickAsThieves: uhh
ThickAsThieves: it goes to bitcoins.com
mircea_popescu: nono
nubbins`: wondering if it's worth exploring faces that work stylistically with the heraldry trims, i.e. bone face, storm face, spider/tentacle face, etc
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, does virtual host ring a bell ?
ThickAsThieves: h
ThickAsThieves: thats not it
nubbins`: altho that might just be me projecting
mircea_popescu: either feed it into your dns autoresolver or else replace bitcointalk.org in an actual url wioth the ip
nubbins`: really like the idea of a grapes/vines one tho
nubbins`: and marblework is classy
mircea_popescu: nubbins` yeah. all this takes more thinking.
nubbins`: nod
Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, the latter won't work actually
ThickAsThieves: Apocalyptic ?
ThickAsThieves: what's the IP anyway?
mircea_popescu: generally tho, the faces are impiortant cause ppl spend so much time gazing at them
Apocalyptic: since it indeed redirects to bitcoins.com with the plain IP
ThickAsThieves: i just found this Apocalyptic
ThickAsThieves: oops
mircea_popescu: say a boar, you see for 5 minutes a day. the fucking interface is there 100% of the time
Apocalyptic: ThickAsThieves, you're on some unix-based system ?
nubbins`: nod, it's what you stare at all day
ozbot: [Mpex.co] The biggest scam in bitcoin history?
mircea_popescu: how come ozbot can see it ?
nubbins`: well, let's put a pin in this and maybe chat a bit more about it when some more details are hashed out
mircea_popescu: yeh.
ThickAsThieves: i'm on windows atm, mp's new link works tho
Apocalyptic: interesting mircea
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic together, with our powers combined, we make team bitcointalk access
Apocalyptic: heh
Apocalyptic: providing the girl with opportunities for moar lulz
Apocalyptic: (and ruining her day off, too)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.326 = 0.652 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: you gotta be totally thermos to imagine cloudflaring domain names does anything against ddos
mircea_popescu: as if anyone actually dns's his dos packets, wtf.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.30500103 = 0.61 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: heh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.30500001 BTC [-]
ozbot: 3-day Auction for Invite Code to purchase Google Glass
KRS|gotyawallet: that is teh lulz mircea_popescu
KRS|gotyawallet: i have a friend that does that for a living..he told me some good stories..cloudflare is their biggest competitor
mircea_popescu: nubbins` the good news is of course that only a 2048x 1536 transp png is needed, we can scale that as needed.
mircea_popescu: so this is the lulz of all time. local da sued local lawyer guy in family court, to force him to recognise her child.
mircea_popescu: dna tests showed the man is not the father
mircea_popescu: the court declared him the father ANYWAY
ThickAsThieves: ?
mircea_popescu: on the grounds that "there's no inkling of proof that any other man figured in the life of the claimant"
ThickAsThieves: he has two DNAs I guess
ThickAsThieves: only one is testable
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: "pull the other one"
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves this incidentally is true, there exist chymeras
KRS|gotyawallet: heh
nubbins`: 2048x1536, gotcha
ThickAsThieves: parasitic chimerism sounds pretty neat
ThickAsThieves: "Chimerism occurs naturally in adult Ceratioid anglerfish and is in fact a natural and essential part of their life cycle. Once a male is born, it begins its search for a female. Using strong olfactory glands, the male searches until it locates a female anglerfish. The male, less than an inch in length, bites into her skin and releases an enzyme that digests the skin of his mouth and
ThickAsThieves: her body, fusing the pair down to the blood-vessel level. While this attachment has become necessary for the male's survival, it will eventually consume him, as both anglerfish fuse into a single hermaphroditic individual. Sometimes in this odd ritual, more than one male will attach to a single female as a 'parasite'. They will both be consumed into the body of the larger female angler.
ThickAsThieves: Once fused to a female, the males will reach sexual maturity, developing large testicles as their other organs atrophy. This process allows for sperm to be in constant supply when the female produces an egg, so that the chimeric fish is able to have a greater number of offspring."
nubbins`: sick
nubbins`: nature, hey?
nubbins`: some of the s.mg heraldry is based on angler fish
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves it appears in humans too, usually in cases when homozygotal twins resorb into one single individual
mircea_popescu: you get people with kidneys from one dna line and blood/liver/brain etc from another dna line
mircea_popescu: then they donate a kidney to a family member and the result is fulminant transplant rejection
mircea_popescu: also occasionally problematic in sports.
mircea_popescu: ;;google Foekje Dillema
gribble: Foekje Dillema - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foekje_Dillema>; Foekje Dillema :: English summary: <http://www.foekjedillema.nl/index_fd_eng.html>; Foekje Dillema :: was hermafrodiet: <http://foekjedillema.nl/>
nubbins`: ah, you beat me to it
nubbins`: "Similar situations in modern sporting are referred to as the 'Dillema Dilemma' in honor of the late Dutch track and field star"
nubbins`: j/k, but it should be so ;(
mircea_popescu: lol
nubbins`: http://dailycurrant.com/2013/11/30/woman-kills-three-for-last-x-box-at-chicago-wal-mart/
mircea_popescu: win.
ystarnaud: meh... chicago
nubbins`: someone i know shared that link on facebook with a big "what's wrong with people@! consumerism etc!" rant
nubbins`: i'm waiting for someone else to point out that it's obviously a parody news site
ystarnaud: its like a 3rd world country inside the US over there
nubbins`: According to Wal-Mart, America’s largest retailer, the company admits that over 5,000 shoppers will be killed at their stores this Holiday season. “We include people killed from Thanksgiving to Christmas, so it’s not like they are all dying in one day. Besides, more kids will die making this junk than they do buying it, we see that as a positive,” Wal-Mart Spokesman Charlie Hass told the He
ystarnaud: lol
ystarnaud: you know what its probably not far from the truth :P
ystarnaud: people are insane
ystarnaud: save a life shop online lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 91 @ 0.00327 = 0.2976 BTC [-] {2}
ystarnaud: AM still around the 0.3 mark i see... guess it could be worse
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32579437 BTC [+]
ThickAsThieves: could be about .3 worse ;)
ystarnaud: yup lol
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoin.sipa.be/speed-small-lin-ever.png
ystarnaud: i havent checked the news much lately but hopefully friedcat is gonna release something awesome soon
mircea_popescu: not relenting.
ystarnaud: yeah...
nubbins`: well ya know. you shop online, and you're just condemning some poor guy in an amazon fulfillment warehouse to the same trampling death
ThickAsThieves: for reals, like 1PH in a week?
nubbins`: they work on quotas ya know!
nubbins`: http://apps.npr.org/tshirt/#/title
thestringpuller: we pullin petahashes now?
nubbins`: following a t-shirt from cotton fields to your torso
thestringpuller: i bet nubbin's still has slaves
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 86 @ 0.003485 = 0.2997 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: i'm canadian, we were never subhuman slave drivers
nubbins`: anyway, this one cotton farmer they talked to
nubbins`: produces 13,000 bales of cotton a year -- enough for 9.4mn t-shirts -- with only 13 workers
thestringpuller: "Swwwiiiing low. Sweeeeet charrriot"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00352758 = 0.3069 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: "Comin to carrrry meeeee hoooome."
truffles: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavery_in_Canada
ozbot: Slavery in Canada - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32589999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 102 @ 0.00353872 = 0.3609 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: "Slavery within Canada's current geography was practised primarily by Aboriginal groups."
nubbins`: nice try truffles
thestringpuller: lololol
truffles: in Canada
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259 BTC [+]
truffles: so theyre not real Canadians?
KRS|gotyawallet: I think that was Somalia.
nubbins`: truffles: why don't you ask them?
nubbins`: you might be surprised
truffles: read the next paragraph
nubbins`: no
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 107 @ 0.00346308 = 0.3705 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259 BTC [+]
nubbins`: fuck, i accidentally just ate lunch
truffles: Because early Canada's role in the trans-Atlantic slave trade was so minor, the history of slavery in Canada is often overshadowed by the more tumultuous slavery practised elsewhere in the Americas...
nubbins`: was supposed to meet p for lunch in a half hour D:
truffles: is the point, that is all
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 397 @ 0.00349127 = 1.386 BTC [+] {7}
nubbins`: sounds like a bunch of euros moved to canada and bought 2nd hand slaves from the yanquis
nubbins`: i still see no evidence of canadians owning slaves
Diablo-D3: >2nd hand slaves
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.3259 = 0.6518 BTC [+]
Diablo-D3: would make a great name for a heavy metal band
mircea_popescu: no true scottsman.
thestringpuller: http://i.imgur.com/hvP9uLn.jpg - damn autocorrect
pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=67547.msg3790179#msg3790179 wut
nubbins`: no TRUE canadian ;)
nubbins`: anyway, i'm just playing semantics
nubbins`: but you're not canadian unless you were born here
ThickAsThieves: maybe Gox bought the forums
ThickAsThieves: they own bitcoins.com right?
nubbins`: rubber ball seats for everyone?
ThickAsThieves: lol
nubbins`: i wonder if i could find a black polo shirt big enough to fit over one of those balls
ThickAsThieves: Mt Gox ~ We Eat Pizza for Breakfast
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599779 BTC [+]
KRS|gotyawallet: All I want for Christmas is...To talk like Mark Karpelestthhesthhh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3190001 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: Havelock hot wallet still empty :/
pankkake: hacked!
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves gox had been hosting the forum forever.
thestringpuller: Havelock got hacked?
pankkake: they're just lazy and don't work weekends
thestringpuller: we should meet in limones sometime pankkake
thestringpuller: get some wine and toast to retirement
ThickAsThieves: thestringpuller, you retire on 3btc? ;)
thestringpuller: >:(
thestringpuller: 3btc is what I ipo on foo
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: "ipo"
truffles: nice zing
thestringpuller: buuuuuuuuuurn
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/proper-accounting-for-stock-warrants/
ozbot: Proper accounting for stock warrants pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: davout ^
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.0033 = 0.165 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 106 @ 0.00330283 = 0.3501 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.3259 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.14000001 = 0.84 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05294401 = 52.944 BTC
thestringpuller: lol
thestringpuller: is that long?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14000001 = 0.28 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ;;calc (1000 - 50) / 1000
gribble: 0.95
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05293372 = 52.9337 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: lot changed to 0.1? so divide by another 10?
thestringpuller: ;;calc (1000 - 50) / 100
gribble: 9.5
thestringpuller: ;;calc (1000 - 50) / 10000
gribble: 0.095
mircea_popescu: yeah, this is short btc exposure
thestringpuller: how do I calculate exercise prices based on new lot
mircea_popescu: $avg
thestringpuller: i'm dumb
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1092.40231, Best ask: 1092.40242, Bid-ask spread: 0.00011, Last trade: 1092.40231, 24 hour volume: 36457.52461371, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1145.15858
thestringpuller: ;;bc,24hprc
gribble: Error: Failed to retrieve data. Try again later.
mircea_popescu: ;;calc (114.51 - 50) / 114.51
gribble: 0.56335691206
thestringpuller: okay there we go
thestringpuller: wait what is the bot quoting from if btc-charts is down?
mircea_popescu: it;s not down
dexX7: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 7.746001 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0155228992755 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin one full loop along the orbit of the Moon around Earth (0.016 AU).
mircea_popescu: also actual avg is 1057.09
mircea_popescu: i dunno wtf gribs is on about.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 500 @ 0.0004 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.32599989 = 0.978 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05280992 = 52.8099 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05280992 = 52.8099 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05280992 = 52.8099 BTC [-]
jcpham: btcavg or stamp iirc on gribble
jcpham: most otc trades go by stamp these days
jcpham: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1070.0, Best ask: 1070.63, Bid-ask spread: 0.63000, Last trade: 1070.63, 24 hour volume: 37259.10340799, 24 hour low: 1063.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1143.32597
jcpham: ;;ticker --market bitstamp
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 950.62, Best ask: 950.74, Bid-ask spread: 0.12000, Last trade: 950.74, 24 hour volume: 26816.23380908, 24 hour low: 950.56, 24 hour high: 1147.27, 24 hour vwap: 1036.54927537
jcpham: ;;ticker --market btcavg
gribble: BitcoinAverage BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 965.6, Best ask: 967.33, Bid-ask spread: 1.73000, Last trade: 965.76, 24 hour volume: 96761.63, 24 hour low: None, 24 hour high: None, 24 hour vwap: 1081.02
jcpham: nope i'm wrong still gox by default
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.14000001 = 0.28 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9600 @ 0.00079394 = 7.6218 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: stock warrants, interesting instruments
thestringpuller: wow someone is hedging against the price plummeting
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599989 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i'm curious to see what s.mg is gonna look like this time next year
thestringpuller: doesn't that depend on it's income?
ThickAsThieves: probly depends more on its output
thestringpuller: lol vidya games
thestringpuller: i'ma go buy a ps4
Duffer1: hi stringpuller how's cookies doing?
nubbins`: remember when running linux was touted as a feature for the ps3
nubbins`: then sony said lel jk
thestringpuller: Wassup Duffer1 we liquidated the holdings cause the chef would rather do media, than cookies.
thestringpuller: we can talk about that in pm tho
nubbins`: thestringpuller: i meant as a company in general, not just the price
nubbins`: although that will be interesting to watch as well
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32599989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 400 @ 0.0004 = 0.16 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17600 @ 0.00079382 = 13.9712 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05245791 = 52.4579 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00079553 = 12.3307 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 1000 @ 0.05240216 = 52.4022 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C050T] 443 @ 0.05232243 = 23.1788 BTC [-]
bloctoc: balls
thestringpuller: !ticker m ^OIX
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / / ( shares, BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.03 = 0.21 BTC [-]
ThickAsThieves: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 966.84577, Best ask: 975.0, Bid-ask spread: 8.15423, Last trade: 975.0, 24 hour volume: 44723.96494695, 24 hour low: 955.0, 24 hour high: 1225.24904, 24 hour vwap: 1121.83431
thestringpuller: there is no bottom bound :(
thestringpuller: ;;ticker --bitsamp
thestringpuller: ;;ticker --bitstamp
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
gribble: (ticker [--bid|--ask|--last|--high|--low|--avg|--vol] [--currency XXX] [--market <market>|all]) -- Return pretty-printed ticker. Default market is Mtgox. If one of the result options is given, returns only that numeric result (useful for nesting in calculations). If '--currency XXX' option is given, returns ticker for that three-letter currency code. It is up to you to make sure (1 more message)
FabianB: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 1022.0, vol: 46025.26721689 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 930.0, vol: 36417.55084220 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 820.0, vol: 35422.39654 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 924.0001, vol: 7488.37845752 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 754.0, vol: 247.34388967 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 1033.83, vol: 79580.06000000 | Volume-weighted last average: 971.486281257
pankkake: https://likeinamirror.wordpress.com/2013/12/01/satoshi-nakamoto-is-probably-nick-szabo/
ozbot: Satoshi Nakamoto is (probably) Nick Szabo | LikeInAMirror
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.323002 BTC [-]
Jere_Jones: I would be so disappointed if Satoshi's real name is... Nick.
bloctoc: The US State Department probably plagiarized that guys paper while launching bitcoin
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15680 @ 0.00079312 = 12.4361 BTC [-] {3}
KRS|gotyawallet: bet that
bloctoc: are you talking to me? if so, I think I need some language that can be verified in order to meet the rigorous bitbet.us standards.
bloctoc: on or before January 1, 2015 Financial Times of London will confirm that Department of State in conjunction with MI6 plagiarized Nick Szabo and other cryptography papers to publish the bitcoin white paper.
KRS|gotyawallet: yes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.15499999 BTC [+]
pankkake: bitcointalk really down now?
Duffer1: it's been incredibly slow for me past couple days
thestringpuller: you can only make bets extended 1 year
thestringpuller: so i don't think you could do january 2015
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 928.0, Best ask: 930.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.00000, Last trade: 928.0, 24 hour volume: 52253.23241677, 24 hour low: 930.0, 24 hour high: 1224.0, 24 hour vwap: 1097.5269
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00203 = 0.203 BTC [+]
KRS|gotyawallet: ;;asks 800
gribble: There are currently 0 bitcoins offered at or under 800.0 USD, worth 0.0 USD in total. | Data vintage: 200.0130 seconds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9848 @ 0.00079119 = 7.7916 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;asks 900
gribble: There are currently 81.995016 bitcoins offered at or under 900.0 USD, worth 73795.514517 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.1473 seconds
thestringpuller: geeze what's causing this?
FabianB: huge coin drops
FabianB: s/o cashing out 500 btc batches
Duffer1: s/o?
FabianB: someone
Duffer1: ah
bloctoc: I suppose bitpay has some risk from yesterday to lay offf
dexX7: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 15.335524 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0307322183909 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin ten times between Earth and Moon (0.0257 AU).
dexX7: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 5.871318 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.0117660555334 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter to its second largest moon, Callisto (0.012567 AU).
benkay: ;;ticker --market all
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD last: 944.99, vol: 63210.92916600 | Bitstamp BTCUSD last: 869.0, vol: 51848.42502675 | BTC-E BTCUSD last: 790.289, vol: 49325.45561 | Bitfinex BTCUSD last: 860.1, vol: 10806.73683434 | CampBX BTCUSD last: 781.02, vol: 0 | BTCChina BTCUSD last: 978.6924, vol: 86370.68500000 | Volume-weighted last average: 908.374837398
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.30801667 = 3.6962 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 315 @ 0.00324123 = 1.021 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 500 @ 0.00320575 = 1.6029 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.0032 = 0.336 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.32497979 BTC [+]
davout: :/clear
davout: shit, this is not vi x)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 400 @ 0.0032 = 1.28 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.155 = 0.31 BTC [+]
benkay: so who are the new scamchange contenders?
davout: benkay: howso?
benkay: well btctc shut down, and picostocks, and crypto whatever
benkay: scammers gonna scam
benkay: so where are the new exchanges?
davout: mpex, failing last. draw the dots
benkay: wat
davout: argh. connect the dots
benkay: i'm aware there's competence in the space, i'm asking where the incompetence is gravitating towards.
benkay: <strike>towards</strike>
bloctoc: benkay - I moved from Ripple to Mastercoin a few days ago. I rode Satoshi Dice from 70 to 17, so I think I have some credibility to gravitate to what you're asking about.
kakobrekla: lol
davout: lol
kakobrekla: !b3
assbot: Last 4 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1489499/plain/)
kakobrekla: !b 4 ✂︎
kakobrekla: shit, needs more context
assbot: Last 10 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1489500/plain/)
kakobrekla: !b 10 ✂︎
davout: so apparently someone accidentally enabled cloudflare for btctalk
benkay: anyways. question is: where are all of the new buttcoin fartups initializing their public oopses?
davout: working for anyone here?
kakobrekla: benkay, ill be doing panacea soon!
benkay: davout: nope. that's why i'm asking -assets where the new fleecing operations are taking place instead of browsing btctalk.
jurov`: craptostocks still there
pankkake: my guess next fail is https://www.litecoininvest.com/ / https://btcinve.com/
jcpham: maybe the bitcoin investing subreddit?
pankkake: https://crypto-trade.com/tradex/ipo lol at having ipo in url for all securities
ozbot: Crypto-Trade | Bitcoin Exchange, Namecoin Exchange, Litecoin Exchange, Primecoin Exchange, BTC Excha
kakobrekla: silver member! no futher questions.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13206 @ 0.00079369 = 10.4815 BTC [+] {2}
bloctoc: rate kakobrekla -5 posting in channel comments out of context to the web for search engines
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla -5 posting in channel comments out of context to the web for search engines
kakobrekla: :(
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of -5 for user kakobrekla has been recorded.
kakobrekla: mah perfect record ruined!
bloctoc: as is mine
kakobrekla: hm?
kakobrekla: ;;getrating bloctoc
gribble: Use the gettrust command instead. See http://wiki.bitcoin-otc.com/wiki/OTC_Rating_System#Relying_on_the_rating
kakobrekla: stupid gribble
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust bloctoc
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask bloctoc!~bloctoc@ Trust relationship from user kakobrekla to user bloctoc: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 2 via 2 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=kakobrekla&dest=bloctoc | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bloctoc | Rated since: Tue Oct 29 20:18:14 2013
kakobrekla: i dont see anything wrong there
bloctoc: http://dpaste.com/1489500/plain/
kakobrekla: emm dude, this is a logged chan with public access to logs
kakobrekla: says so on the front door.
bloctoc: logs have context
kakobrekla: not sure if you dont know or trolling?
pankkake: quoting out of context is half the fun of quotes
kakobrekla: i think you should fix your rating on me with "kako bashed me, im butthurt"
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla -5 kako bashed me, im butthurt
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user kakobrekla has changed from -5 to -5.
kakobrekla: more appropriate
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10869 @ 0.00079254 = 8.6141 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1063 @ 0.00078987 = 0.8396 BTC [-]
dub: monday is for drama
benkay: whatchoo mean?
dub: price drama
dub: -assets drama
dub: internets drama
benkay: the bitcoin engine needs moar drama fuel
benkay: price not rocket to moon fast enough
davout: pankkake: true
bloctoc: ;;rate kakobrekla 1 dividends
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating for user kakobrekla has changed from -5 to 1.
kakobrekla: i deny everything
jurov`: orly, dividends
jurov`: ;;calc 10000 * 0.0005
gribble: 5
jurov`: benkay: blame thermos, no trolltalk, no drama
Vexual: did someone say drama?
jurov`: i said *no* drama
Vexual: stupid computer, I told it to wake me if there was any drama.
jurov`: change it to trigger on amazing
Vexual: didnt even put the coffee on
truffles: what drama
jurov`: lol truffles is another?
truffles: im asking
benkay: dem females.
truffles: which females?
truffles: hints no bueno
jurov`: just some addicts that have "drama" trigger wired to wake them and brew coffee
truffles: i have tough decision here
truffles: tea or alcohol..
jurov`: maybe even automatic intravenous drug administration
truffles: another tough decision, my nut wont crack
truffles: nm crisis averted
truffles: so guys looks like bitcoin is on a spiral
Vexual: psychiadellic nuts?
truffles: no wai man, drugs r bad mmmkk
Vexual: hallucinating for no reason is worse
truffles: thats when u give urself a pick me up smack
Vexual: youre eating nuts and smacking yourself? and hallucinating?
truffles: 0.o
Vexual: I picture you as niles standish
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LigvRPEiY28
ozbot: Crank Yankers Niles Standish Hires A Receptionist - YouTube
truffles: im fking cool then
nubbins`: lel @ benkay
nubbins`: Initial Public Oops
nubbins`: maybe the best yet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00079067 = 9.0136 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: what about intentinally providing 0?
nubbins`: what about i had too many nachos and beer and now i feel ill?
dub: hao aboot Internally Penetrating Organ
truffles: what kind of cheese?`
nubbins`: cheddar/mozza blend
dub: proper american chese, out of a can
nubbins`: banana peppers too
truffles: can yuck
nubbins`: american cheese is fucking great
truffles: puke
nubbins`: but you can't buy it in stores here
Duffer1: cheeze whiz lol
nubbins`: you can buy foot-long slices at restaurant supply stores, that's it
truffles: how have i not heard of banana peppers!
nubbins`: so basically if you want american cheese you gotta go eat fast/restaurant food :(
truffles: but i eat chilli all the time ..
nubbins`: banana peppers are great
nubbins`: very flavorful
dub: in other drama, paulk walker rip
nubbins`: you can get em in big jars of brine
nubbins`: Duffer1: cheese whiz on rice is actually really good.
davout: < nubbins`> american cheese is fucking great <--- ahem
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: figured that'd draw comment
Duffer1: that stuff is evil
truffles: dub's he's one good looking dude
dub: was
davout: nubbins`: i bit
jurov`: i heard american cheese is reusable
dub: now he's a crispy critter
truffles: oh so it was him..
nubbins`: jurov, like it comes out the same when you're done eating it?
davout: some american stuff is really good though and is hardly found where i live for obscure reasons
dub: jurov`: its recycled for sure
davout: try to get some bacon in france
jurov`: yes, like that. just don't mix it with other stuff
nubbins`: davout: i mean like the classic american burger cheese. not sure if it's processed cheddar or w/e
nubbins`: but it's just not available in groc stores here
nubbins`: only restaurants
davout: nubbins`: where do you live ?
nubbins`: eastern canada
truffles: whyd u want that anyways..
dub: its cheddar that they've removed any flavour from
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: yeah, you'd have to age it for years to give it the flavor of cheddar
nubbins`: it's basically texture slices
davout: nubbins`: it's weird, you'd think the geographical proximity would make the same kind of stuff available in stores...
nubbins`: yeah, market size, i guess
dub: its low quality plastic that the chinese didnt want
nubbins`: lot of times it just comes down to the fact that it's not worth importing
nubbins`: canadian population is what, 10% of american
Vexual: chinese dont eat cheese
nubbins`: lactose intolerance is much more common in asia
davout: nubbins`: no but i mean sometimes you really wonder, because the stuff can be produced locally quite easily as well
davout: for example bacon in france
nubbins`: davout, too true
nubbins`: pigs have the same parts over there, afaik ;)
nubbins`: you could probably request it from a butcher
davout: when going to the stores you will find exactly 0 bacon packs
dub: they probably get more to eat than just antibiotics however
nubbins`: ^
davout: or shitty super thin stuff, but no fucking bacon
nubbins`: there's a butcher by my house that sells bacon by the slice
nubbins`: freshly cut off the hog
davout: bacon is awesome, it'd sell. i can't make sense out of this lack of bacon
davout: nubbins`: i guess that'd work
nubbins`: well, maybe the cuts of meat that are popular there just don't allow for bacon
truffles: maybe they like not being fat
davout: nubbins`: ahhhh, that would make a lot of sense
nubbins`: different cultures chop their animals different ways
nubbins`: like a t-bone steak isn't generally available as a cut of meat in some places
dub: I have some pork in the freezer that has eaten mostly pinot grapes
nubbins`: ooh
davout: but, come on, fucking bacon, it's not like there's a single hog and you have to make a difficult decision about the way you're going to cut it up :-)
nubbins`: davout, too true
nubbins`: is there at least thick-cut pork belly?
dub: raised on friends vinyard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.10999995 = 0.22 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: i've got a huge piece of moose in my freezer
truffles: start ur own pig farm with bacon cuts
nubbins`: considering grinding it
nubbins`: maybe make moose donairs
truffles: that looks good!
nubbins`: donairs or moose?
truffles: donairs
nubbins`: they're great
nubbins`: nothing like a halifax-style donair
truffles: of course moose tastes like beef to me..
nubbins`: nod, a bit spicier
nubbins`: great for stews
davout: nubbins`: yes there is
nubbins`: it's a bit lean for some cooking methods
truffles: nice way to get out some aggression while cooking
nubbins`: davout: maybe a ncie shawarma
nubbins`: truffles: fuck mallets, i tenderize with my fists
truffles: evoporated milk thats one sweet meal
davout: "mallets", i fucking love this word
nubbins`: the sauce is divine
truffles: rather use it for desserts
nubbins`: just garlic, milk, sugar, salt, vinegar
davout: "They brought forth scintillating jeweled scuttling crabs, which the Vogons ate, smashing them with large iron mallets"
nubbins`: so thick, so sweet
nubbins`: too garlicky for desserts
truffles: the milk
nubbins`: ah
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: ideally you can take a bowl of the sauce and hold it upside down without losing any
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 300 @ 0.00320001 = 0.96 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: whisked or fisted nubs?
nubbins`: that's how you tell when you've added enough vinegar
nubbins`: sauce is whisked, i don't like sticky hands
truffles: def skip sauce, will try the meat method
nubbins`: some recipes call for triple-ground, this is not necessary
nubbins`: at least try a small batch of the sauce, it's worth the risk
Vexual: I like to imagine you with no kitchen utensils but your fists, making fancy recipies
nubbins`: heh!
Vexual: it would make a hilarious cooking show
Vexual: dead moose lying therew
Vexual: big frnch chefs hat
davout: Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IdCwtIijOA
Vexual: and now for the nishiew shwaqrma
nubbins`: https://www.cfa.harvard.edu/~gpetitpas/Links/Donair.html
ozbot: All things Donair: Halifax Donair Sauce, Donair Meat, Donair Subs, Donair Pizza Recipes (And Garlic
nubbins`: ^ best recipe
nubbins`: thyme fans can feel free to add 1tsp of that as well
nubbins`: using a broiler pan is VERY IMPORTANT
Vexual: and then into a medium hot oven for about 45 minutes... but it's really just the kitchen cupboard doors you have removed with your fists and are buring in a pile on the bench
nubbins`: hah
nubbins`: making butter, etc
dub: language is funny
dub: your donair is a donner kebab most everywhere else
truffles: they've made it canadian style
nubbins`: nod
dub: now with added moosecock
nubbins`: what's odd is that places with good donairs are usually greek-owned
kakobrekla: meh donner
nubbins`: but they don't call em gyros
kakobrekla: i prefer gyros
kakobrekla: he
kakobrekla: its different
nubbins`: hah, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doner_kebab#Canada
Vexual: if you don't have a rotissary, i find you can use your fists
truffles: blow torch is used in this donner method sick
kakobrekla: meh fu
kakobrekla: now im hungry
nubbins`: nah they use the side-bake things here
truffles: yea i want a gyro
Vexual: all these fat bastards drooling on their keyboards!
kakobrekla: im not fat!
kakobrekla: just big bonned
Vexual: its not drool
kakobrekla: semen?
Vexual: mmmm fist bacon
Vexual: I'm a salami man myself
Vexual: bacon just doesnt keep very well
truffles: freezer?
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucPGu6XK8b8
ozbot: Richard and Sal "hold everything" pizza prank call - YouTube
Vexual: hey nubs, is moose gut any good for sausage skin?
Vexual: they must have a voluminous shit chute
Vexual: http://www.oldcrow.ca/recipe8.htm fuck yeah
dexX7: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 180.909868 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.362541349904 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from the Sun to Mercury (0.39 AU).
Vexual: i gotta get me to canadia one of these days
dexX7: do you store a goxlag history?
dexX7: well, it's in the logs..
jurov`: hmm, bitcoinity says no lag. or < 5s.
dexX7: ;;goxlag
gribble: MtGox lag is 1.446068 seconds. During this time, light travels 0.00289790408102 AU. You could have sent a bitcoin from Jupiter to its third largest moon, Io (0.002819 AU).
truffles: oh look upswing
jurov`: mtgox is faster than light
dub: bacon keeps fine
dub: just resalt and hang
Vexual: u make dub?
dexX7: goxlag low, btc-e online again.. probably time to rebuy btc <.<"
kakobrekla: http://jezus.si/graf/dashboards/bitcoin/details/lag/
ozbot: Jezus charts and graphs
kakobrekla: http://jezus.si:81/render?target=bitcoin.mtgox.lag&height=500&width=1100&lineMode=connected&from=-3months
jurov`: trolltak still down
dexX7: ah nice, thanks
dub: automatic fucks given tracker: 0
Vexual: lol
Vexual: bacon is the key number here
dub: start graphing given fucks plox
Vexual: be be be be be be
kakobrekla: hehe
dub: in fact i'll do it for you |_____________________________________________________________
jurov`: i see, you only receive
jurov`: not give
dub: outside my control too
kakobrekla: rape?
dub: i can't stop people caring
truffles: ??
davout: trolltalk seems to be available, except the DNS records point to cloudflare instead of pointing to the servers IP
dub: theymos must be spending the donated billions
dub: on free ddos mitigation
davout: CloudFlare, getting MITM'd the hipster way
pankkake: old ip doesn't work anymore
truffles: didnt he put up a reward to resolve this problem?
dub: the problem is theymos and it should be solved with a bullet
davout: pankkake: what's the old IP? I read something today by theymos saying it should go in the hosts file until the CF shit is under control
Vexual: that would hurt profits
pankkake: - it worked for a while, but now it's totally down
kakobrekla: im amazed to what extent ppl go to read that hole
truffles: dub thats extreme, ure saying he's the fking it up even with hired help
truffles: ?
davout: kakobrekla: gotta get my fix of mpoe-pr decapitating noobs
dub: I needed to talk buttcoin so I hacked my gibson
kakobrekla: yeah you are all full of exuses
pankkake: I'm starting to reduce my watchinglist, it's becoming hard for my mental sanity
dub: truffles: I'm saying he is a fuckup
pankkake: removed the french autowatch
pankkake: too many people buying whatevercoin for paypal
truffles: dub still he seemed cautious so..
davout: pankkake: + my radeon doesn't give me free money derp
kakobrekla: eh the numbers are much larger on alt chains
kakobrekla: you can get like over 9000 of those.
truffles: haha
pankkake: the thing is, it's actually true
truffles: that will never die in this hosue
pankkake: it's not a parody
pankkake: and btw one of the most mooning coins is INFINITEcoin
truffles: allacoin made my day
pankkake: AllahCoin?
truffles: i think so
truffles: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTbFvjqQHDk
ozbot: Muslim armwrestler ALLAHU AKBAR! - YouTube
SupernovaeS: Hello folks
davout: hi
SupernovaeS: What's the talk about 80% of QRK already mined?
SupernovaeS: Is it true?
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 1008.80001, Best ask: 1009.97998, Bid-ask spread: 1.17997, Last trade: 1009.97998, 24 hour volume: 79692.20465001, 24 hour low: 840.32, 24 hour high: 1216.9, 24 hour vwap: 1041.59128
assbot: 123!
benkay: wth assbot
pankkake: it's 796
assbot: 123!
benkay: why?
assbot: this is a social experiment. thank you for participating, humans.
benkay: bitcoin arg
assbot: Last 7 lines bashed and pending review. (http://dpaste.com/1489603/plain/)
davout: !b 7 ✂︎
assbot: as you might notice, im not bashble. that would be deviding by zero.
assbot: also fukken typos for the turing.
davout: awshit- blackhole
benkay: assbot can't recurse
benkay: what kind of lame ai can't recurse?
kakobrekla: its not a bug its a feature
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.315 BTC [-]
benkay: so i hear on the regular
kakobrekla: well maybe you should take that as a sign :D
davout: assbot seems to be victim of it's own success
kakobrekla: lma
kakobrekla: o
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.310001 = 0.62 BTC [-]