assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 386 @ 0.00088321 = 0.3409 BTC [+]
mike_c: Namworld: i don't think it's fair to say mpex bizness went down when btc price went up. november and december were high volume on the options exchange, it's just that mpex was on the losing side of the bets.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1200 @ 0.000883 = 1.0596 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37500 @ 0.00099768 = 37.413 BTC [+]
pizzaman1337: kakobrekla: unforunately no, I'm still out! :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 32 @ 0.0059751 = 0.1912 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 68 @ 0.0030939 = 0.2104 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58160021 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: dont tell me ppl are gpu mining btc again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.58160001 = 4.0712 BTC [-]
pankkake: or parents just asking why last month's power bill was so high
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 8 @ 0.07502625 = 0.6002 BTC [-] {4}
ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 292 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.1326% in 1d 14h 21m 11s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07265001 = 0.2906 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1306 @ 0.0030939 = 4.0406 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8662 @ 0.00099768 = 8.6419 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.006179 = 0.1236 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00604949 = 0.1815 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.59999988 = 4.2 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15950 @ 0.00099776 = 15.9143 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.0030939 = 0.3094 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2150 @ 0.00099827 = 2.1463 BTC [+]
lippoper: possibly if it were to blow up like btc
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15150 @ 0.00099702 = 15.1049 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: Romanian Police say they catch hacker Guccifer, who allegedly broke into Colin Powell’s email acco
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 166 @ 0.0030939 = 0.5136 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.6 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 325 @ 0.00307 = 0.9978 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0058999 = 0.118 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18700 @ 0.00099827 = 18.6676 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: i've just finished coding this. kakobrekla has been hanging around wasting time for the entire interval, talking to the press and whatnot. luckily i put the elbow grease in
mike_c: awesome. you are hailed. kako is booed.
mircea_popescu: yeah. shame on you, kako. that's why somalia isn't going anywhere
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i have a shocker for you that may keep you busy for a week or two :
mircea_popescu: someone working for wired actually has a gpg pubkey on their blog.
mike_c: looks like everything is there. thanks kakobrekla, that will be useful.
mod6: either michelle is /scary/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 74 @ 0.00304675 = 0.2255 BTC [-] {2}
foucist: what? michelle slapped your butt?
ozbot: Michele Bachmann - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
carpet: is there ltc futures platform?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5818001 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: that bash thing... whenever i go by i end up loling outloud
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0481 = 0.2405 BTC [-]
ozbot: TekWar virtual reality hacking - YouTube
ozbot: 10 Milliseconds of Trading in Merck - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2000 @ 0.00007921 = 0.1584 BTC [-] {6}
jcpham: mircea_popescu are you signing autographs yet
carpet: mircea_popescu: that's maersk
jcpham: never dug a hole in the ground and filled it with a billion bills eh
ozbot: Thunderclap: It's time for USD-E cryptocoin
carpet: has anybody ever burned spaghetti?
carpet: I thought it was something universal
carpet: well, everyone has played the 'floor is lava' game
carpet: don't step on the crack on the street etc
carpet: lippoper: when the flame touches the dried pasta, it ignites causing the flame shown in the photo
carpet: this is because dried pasta is combustible.
lippoper: i have a hard drive with bad sectors
carpet: lippoper: you can repair them with a soft microfiber cloth
lippoper: it scanned, repaired bad clusters, etc... everything worked. Had it running a few days, reboot, it's all slow and shit
Duffer1: backup what you can and toss it
carpet: llippoper: use HDD regenerator
carpet: then stick in a back and pop in fridge for 45 minutes
carpet: good as new for few hours
lippoper: been waiting 30 minutes so far for it to go from Starting, to Welcome screen, i think in another 30 minutes i might see a desktop
Duffer1: that could possibly be a mem problem
lippoper: gotta get my wallet.dat out stat!
carpet: why boot to desktop, Image the drive while you can
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 76 @ 0.00301151 = 0.2289 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: someone recently said to me about crypto 'its the 90's all over again'
KRS1: is there really an internetz 2.0 coming
KRS1: i'm not exactly seeing the I.T. job boards filling up
mircea_popescu: low level "it jobs" are like social media experts or barristas.
mircea_popescu: high level it jobs are a sellers market, and have been since before 1990, and it's only been getting worse.
mircea_popescu: copumpkin tell me you can't get paid as much as you want, mr ipad.
KRS1: The streets do need to be swept and the garbage needs to be collected..
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: I asked for $100m/yr and they turned me down :(
ozbot: Looking for Apple iOS/OSX experts - Bounty: 15BTC
copumpkin: mircea_popescu: thanks for the advice!
KRS1: i think i just need to move out of s. florida to the vally..there be IT there
KRS1: figured by this day and age telecommuting jobs would be there..i dont see them.
KRS1: those IT headhunters make my salaries look sick by comparison.
KRS1: if i married one I woulndt have to work
carpet: I don't understand why people work 9-5 job
KRS1: carpet I havent found an alterntive until last year when I was able to with crypto investments
KRS1: now I'm at the point where I'd rather do something than sit at home..my bills are paid but I just can't go out and do whatever
Duffer1: "Romanian Bitcoin Millionaire makes OpenBSD"
KRS1: thats how i talk to my cuban housekeeper
Duffer1: MP tell that to google translate :P
carpet: who is this rpietila character?
KRS1: carpet go read bitcointalk archives for a good idea on that
carpet: mircea_popescu: sa= somethingawful? KRS1, browsing now
KRS1: looking at sa gore motorcycle crashes made me get rid of my 2006 ninja
KRS1: adrenaline rush but i want nothing to do with that shit anymore
VanCleef: if i was mp i wouldn't bother being on irc i would go out and have fun
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4350 @ 0.0009985 = 4.3435 BTC [+] {2}
VanCleef: too much effort dressing up as a girl and being on bitcointalk
carpet: sometimes it's the comfort of knowing you can go out at any time and do anything
VanCleef: i dont think he's as rich as he claims to be
VanCleef: otherwise why would you be on irc all the time
carpet: I don't listen to who is rich or not in bitcoin world., some have delusions of grandeur
Duffer1: for the same reason i'm here now
VanCleef: yeah i think its all make believe
VanCleef: just to try and impress people
carpet: nowadays accumulate 1000 from 0 100x harder than accumulate 10,000 few years ago
VanCleef: probably uses free wifi at mcdonalds everyday
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.601 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: VanCleef don't you think if i cared to impress people i'd go out "having fun" instead ?
KRS1: VanCleef he's not on 24 hours a day, i know because i usually am here. i dont think he's even on 8 hrs a day even
KRS1: besides, with laptops these days you can be anywhere.
VanCleef: you ever see the movie hardtarget?
KRS1: and what happened to doing what makes you happy? i know people who can do what they want and wonder why they do what they do
VanCleef: if dressing up as a girl and being on bitcointalk makes you happy fair enough
Azelphur: VanCleef: why wouldn't you be on IRC?
VanCleef: i just think there is more to do with your money
Azelphur: fun fact...some people actually enjoy different things than you do (holy shit!)
KRS1: VanCleef i know what you are saying bro but open your mind a little more.
Azelphur: VanCleef: I'm not as rich as MP but I have a fairly decent amount, I spend most of my days coding/on IRC/gaming
mircea_popescu: rich people not being on irc is how the world ended up fucked in the first place.
Azelphur: mircea_popescu's going all philosophical on us, oh shit.
TomServo: So what other chans are relevant to unfucking the world?
VanCleef: he should go outside and find true love
Azelphur: VanCleef: met my girlfriend on reddit, next stupid question?
carpet: you can 'locked up' working , studying observing for long times, delayed gratification. you can spend 1 year away from world no problem
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 163 @ 0.00085244 = 0.1389 BTC [-] {6}
KRS1: you can meet anywhere..its what you do with it that matters.
Azelphur: kakobrekla: well technically mine was IRC, it was an IRC channel for a subreddit >.<
mircea_popescu: VanCleef dude, do you see the problem in a) you're poor ; b) you're shoulding at rich people ?
mircea_popescu: the shoulds flow the other way. i tell you what you should.
VanCleef: yeh but at least i dont dress up as a girl pretending to be PR
Duffer1: back to the bridge with you
ozbot: Should App.net accept Bitcoin?
VanCleef: but if that makes you happy fair enough
TomServo: mircea_popescu: :( Not sure I believe you.
VanCleef: i just think you could be doing more
Azelphur: VanCleef: what do you define as "more" out of curiosity?
Duffer1: omg MP how popped is your collar in that photo
VanCleef: dont waste your life brah its really short
mircea_popescu: you know, possibly the funniest shit coming out of the openbsd story is the following comment on wired : "Yeah, an OS that almost nobody use is obviously "safe", since bad guys have no incentives to spend time attacking it."
mircea_popescu: seems almost as if stupid arguments are a very small set that just keeps getting repeated whenever someone's half competent.
Duffer1: looked like disco king there
carpet: mark karpeles spotted at popescu dinner table
mircea_popescu: what we need is a picture of taaki, the fat girl that broke the segway and her bf.
KRS1: who are those fine folks
Azelphur: that's me to the left of taaki, fyi xD
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 57 @ 0.003 = 0.171 BTC [-] {3}
Azelphur: far left is BCB, far right is BigBitzz, the other guys you all won't know
carpet: rich fulcher 2nd from right
Azelphur: yea that was from Bitcoin London, lots of banking execs
Azelphur: in order from left to right, BCB, aldur1, me, genjix, FishFish, BigBitz
carpet: I had always thought BCB was government employee
Azelphur: yea, he seems to give off that impression haha
carpet: he does some odd data collection tricks..
Azelphur: when I met him, I walked up, sat at the table, and just said hi BCB, based on the conversation I'd heard walking up to the table I knew it was him xD
carpet: its cool I had brought bitcoins from 3 of those people
carpet: had never been to any of these meetings though
carpet: unlucky bitcointalk proxy image he can no longer send tracking pixels
the20year1: All it took was posting on bitcointalk, then havelock called me, joy
carpet: and silent sms this is why i thought he is working or selling data
carpet: when is the next bitcoin event or conference in europe?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
the20year1: Hopefully we'll be able to hit our funding goals
KRS1: theres one this weekend near where I live (Miami) but I heard nothing about it.
carpet: I heard there was a party in germany
ozbot: North American Bitcoin Conference
carpet: charlie shrem has glorious eyebrows
mircea_popescu: "With OpenBSD, you have a community of hard-core asshole isolationists who freely and openly express unrestrained disdain for the less-knowledgeable, don't care about their users, don't want more users, don't entertain requests from their users, and who would prefer that you get lost rather than bother them. If you can figure their shit out, they're not going to stop you from using it, but don't ask any questions, don'
☟︎ mircea_popescu: t make any requests, and don't expect anything, ever. If you have a problem, fix it yourself or get lost. They're NOT writing this software for other people to use. They're writing it for themselves. That's it."
carpet: mircea_popescu: you are using openBSD as your main OS?
carpet: using windows vista black edition?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.04999989 = 0.75 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.00099866 = 3.2956 BTC [+]
ozbot: The Invisible Things Lab's blog: Introducing Qubes Odyssey Framework
mircea_popescu: it's just funny this shit, people keep thinking they're bringing down a ten ton hammer of withering criticism which makes me go "hey, this shit sounds perfect".
carpet: this OS system of compartmentalisation good
mircea_popescu: sorta works the other way, i've noticed, derps keep going "o mp is evil", some guy in chan yest was all like "it motivated me to check it out"
kakobrekla: just look at all the monarch preorder people now crying
the20year1: When my brother was preselling his last asic the order volume was crazy
carpet: Look at interest coming for LTC asic. people postively begging to throw their money away
the20year1: If he would have truly uncapped, and not had the CC processor issues he could have sold $100k worth of machines per day
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02588999 = 0.2071 BTC [+]
truffles: dont we get plenty of that daily
the20year1: But, as far as processing goes, BFL has screwed the entire industry over
the20year1: they, single handedly, have moved bitcoin equipment from the realm of 'normal electronics' to high-risk merchant services, in the same class as porn, diet pills and 'get paid to surf online' businiesses
carpet: vanilla scrypt asic even funnier
ozbot: Benny Benassi - Satisfaction - YouTube
KRS1: the20year I ordered bfl equipment, it made my ROI many times over..it sucks it took so long, but then again my receipt did say "PRE ORDER".
kakobrekla: yeah well i made a bank off pirate, that doesnt mean he wasnt scam.
KRS1: i feel what you are saying..it worked for me..maybe i got lucky.
KRS1: hell if i was in the hardware business you'd have a hard time convincing me not to mine with customer equipment. i would make sure there is a significant burnin period. bet that.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.003 = 0.3 BTC [-]
truffles: ud think about it but then ud be thinking to self, nah im not that guy
KRS1: i'd be reasonable about it though..greed gets you in the end.
kakobrekla: sounds like you speak from experience.
kakobrekla: i know i would do the right thing, speaking from experience.
KRS1: live and learn..i've been around a while..
truffles: but ure saying ud still go the greed way
KRS1: if i remember correctly it was 13 months after (pre) ordering
KRS1: if i had taken that same money and just bought bitcoin..heh..would have been a much better deal.
KRS1: but who knew..i made roi and a few bucks, i'm not complaining.
the20year1: you *can* do decent with mining if you get it cheap
the20year1: But ben tells me the stuff on the horizon in q2 and q3 this year is gonna be insane
KRS1: of course..i was an early miner of gpu, but asics not so much
the20year1: and it's all from companies that have trackrecords of underpromising and overperforming
KRS1: AM had the right idea
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00099816 = 11.8781 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11900 @ 0.00099672 = 11.861 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
KRS1: except AM would have an increasingly hard time paying back their investors as time goes on with difficulty increases to consider and what not..the investment model wont work out imo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8532 @ 0.00099866 = 8.5206 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.591 = 1.773 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00099661 = 17.4905 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.591 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5817 = 2.9085 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5927 = 2.9635 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3199 @ 0.00099661 = 3.1882 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13500 @ 0.00099866 = 13.4819 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 298 @ 0.00290012 = 0.8642 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2250 @ 0.00099661 = 2.2424 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1950 @ 0.0000845 = 0.1648 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58170001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.58170001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9900 @ 0.00099661 = 9.8664 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6700 @ 0.00099661 = 6.6773 BTC [-]
benkay: i'm impressed by the number of Application Error pages I've encountered surfing strongcoin.com
BingoBoingo: benkay: I thought that was rendered broken and irrelevant last year.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00099822 = 6.4884 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5817 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00099647 = 17.1891 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00099866 = 7.0406 BTC [+]
Namworld: Precious metals are pretty neat
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Actually pretty boring outside of a few niche applications (silver plating your grounding to kick it up a few notches, rhodium plating things to resist corrosion, jewel bearings [in which normal metals because of the crystals they are integrated in become precious or semi precious], and other uses for which precious metals or metal made precious are irreplaceable) Many "rare" earths have more interesting applications th
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15750 @ 0.00099505 = 15.672 BTC [-]
Namworld: I just meant to hold and to sight
Namworld: For fun, nothing like radioactive element or rare earths
Namworld: I have a bunch of rare earth magnets
Namworld: They just amass even metallic dust and repel some certain fluffs of dust, not sure what's in them
Namworld: traces of graphite like carbon?
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Well, if you have a good smoke detector you have a decent alpha radiation source. If you have a cool watch there's a 50/50 chance you have tritium illumination (tritium is beta emission so the markers are lit by what is essentially wireless electricity). If you wrap the interesting parts of smoke detectors in aluminum foil you can generate a borad spectrum of radiation.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_boy_scout BingoBoingo: Namworld: If you want bigger rare earth magnets take a trip to the junk yard and price old automatic transmissions (depending on the attitudes of the person running the yard they might let you open the transissions up to just take the magnets).
BingoBoingo: That property you mention of just attracting all of the metallic dust is exactly why they are in there.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14450 @ 0.00099388 = 14.3616 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5818 = 2.909 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 43 @ 0.00568165 = 0.2443 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 57 @ 0.0056124 = 0.3199 BTC [-]
Namworld: I got small 1/8th of an inch magnets which can hold a ridiculous amount of weight
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 40 @ 0.04999998 = 2 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: The big industrial use for silver though is in button cell batteries
BingoBoingo: Silver oxide is the preferred cathode for many uses like watches and hearing aids because of the flat discharge curve.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10500 @ 0.00099505 = 10.448 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.5817 = 3.4902 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.58109999 = 2.3244 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9250 @ 0.00099367 = 9.1914 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.57991112 = 10.4384 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00099217 = 11.906 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.56 = 2.8 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 10000 @ 0.0008823 = 8.823 BTC [-] {19}
BingoBoingo: Huh, Maybe I should have taken some time to pick up some S.MPOE before hitting the post button.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10100 @ 0.00099519 = 10.0514 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00099793 = 8.2828 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 779 @ 0.00043 = 0.335 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00561001 = 0.1403 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.56000001 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.56 = 1.68 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00099927 = 11.3917 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.551 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00549064 = 0.5491 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.57919999 = 2.896 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00565098 = 0.5651 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.0009999 = 7.1493 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4695 @ 0.00099995 = 4.6948 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.56 = 2.8 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: pankkake: I can't wait for the OpenBSD metadistro that follows the principles elided in the Bash that a hypothetical MP os does.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00550001 = 0.2145 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9024 @ 0.0009984 = 9.0096 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00099134 = 8.476 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: So... That prize I sweetened the chess tournament pot with... I may have bet most of it on a hockey game that happens tonight/today (depending on timezone)
gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user 'BingoBoingo', with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
BingoBoingo: If I priced risk incorrectly I may become a scamzor.
BingoBoingo: By the way, game is Blues versus Rangers, Blues -1.5
BingoBoingo: I am working on strategies where such shit might not be necessary, but... So long as getting plastered on IRC is so close to getting drunk at the bar and getting my dick sucked... these sorts of advisories might be necessary from time to time.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.55709999 = 5.571 BTC [-] {5}
BingoBoingo: That announcement came because motherfuckers I don't price fucking safety. Bitches, I price Risk!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.55019999 = 2.2008 BTC [-] {4}
gribble: Error: "laser" is not a valid command.
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.55000001 BTC [-]
ozbot: The Push Up Muscle Shirt | The Flattering Man
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6470 @ 0.0009919 = 6.4176 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 66 @ 0.00537025 = 0.3544 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00536001 = 0.1554 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 22 @ 0.005334 = 0.1173 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 569 @ 0.00517189 = 2.9428 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 26 @ 0.00408522 = 0.1062 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.55 = 2.75 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 4 @ 0.02588999 = 0.1036 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6250 @ 0.00099157 = 6.1973 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15500 @ 0.00099063 = 15.3548 BTC [-] {3}
deanclkclk: re an exchange and USD / cryto trading pairs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 46 @ 0.00299999 = 0.138 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 117 @ 0.003 = 0.351 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1000 @ 0.003 = 3 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 49 @ 0.003 = 0.147 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.55 = 2.75 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 56 @ 0.00302 = 0.1691 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 34 @ 0.00303294 = 0.1031 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.55 = 1.65 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 6 @ 0.0246 = 0.1476 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999998 = 0.15 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.57798799 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11649 @ 0.00098999 = 11.5324 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: anyone know this chick?
KRS1: <BitcoinGirlChey> Interview with me and CEO of Bitstamp - 7 pages in SLovenian magazine for personal Finance. Also supplied link to first page.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00099243 = 3.9697 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1300 @ 0.0009899 = 1.2869 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.04999998 = 1.35 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.58641666 = 10.5555 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 20 @ 0.0055 = 0.11 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.0054999 = 0.22 BTC [-]
jurov: lol that log today
jurov: i knew there are some girls around
jurov: but some half decent fag for me? never...
jurov: all we get are cases like dandan :/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11789 @ 0.00099263 = 11.7021 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4455 @ 0.00099416 = 4.429 BTC [+]
pankkake: "keep the mining process even and fair" lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10150 @ 0.00099147 = 10.0634 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4150 @ 0.00099416 = 4.1258 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6544 @ 0.00099147 = 6.4882 BTC [-]
ozbot: Ludacris - Yous A Hoe (with lyrics) - YouTube
KRS1: There you Hoe again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 30 @ 0.005 = 0.15 BTC
ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 173 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.5480% in 0d 22h 36m 26s
mircea_popescu: who keeps adding all these banner ads on bitbet, it's confusing me
pankkake: funny thing I don't see the images with adblock but the grey spaces are here
pankkake: what is this directbet thing? legit?
carpet: this btc difficulty bet bringing in some nice cash
carpet: create one for LTC, i will bet on it
mircea_popescu: the way bitbet worked so far is quite instructive : had like 1k btc bet per month. then btc went 10x in usd, so bitbet bets halved.
pankkake: there are ltc diff bets already I think
mircea_popescu: halving is not /10, but anyway people were all "o, it dropped"
carpet: couldn't see any ltc bets there
mircea_popescu: previous month, bitbet made 20 btc out of some idiot's donation
mircea_popescu: THIS month it will make like 25+ btc, out of actual fees.
nubbins`: actual fees are a healthier revenue stream, so there's thatr
carpet: and what is diff if 200GH added within next 6months?
carpet: mircea_popescu: this is for LTC.
carpet: I mean. and yes, also mean GH not MH
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6350 @ 0.00099385 = 6.3109 BTC [+]
carpet: I would like to bet more than 100GH added
ozbot: BitBet - Litecoin difficulty to top 5K before May
carpet: mircea_popescu: suppose, but to put in perspective again
carpet: current hashrate: 72,130 MH/s, I am betting 100+ *GH* added
ozbot: Litecoin Difficulty and Hashrate Chart - BitcoinWisdom
lippoper: you're betting on those chinese scrypt asic guys to deliver
mircea_popescu: carpet i see. so make your own bet, zeroconf it, you're bound to see some action.
carpet: mircea_popescu: will do later probably
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.04999998 = 0.4 BTC [+]
carpet: yes buy my cheap shares
mircea_popescu: so most read trilema articles by the influx of new people from all the media ? mpoe-pr in the swamp antology, why i suspect schneier is a govt agent and the romanian language guide on cock sucking.
carpet: i had searched romanian cock suckers and found your wonderful blog
carpet: I clicked blindly few links and hit a paywall
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20750 @ 0.00099466 = 20.6392 BTC [+] {4}
jurov: i had searched romanian cock suckers <<< why?
Azelphur: getting a bit excited there are we?
carpet: mircea_popescu: partner. sorry
carpet: Hot blond maid is on her knees and sucking old man's rock hard ..
carpet: but we're not in kansas anymore we're in romania
KRS1: she talks funny, i think she might be somalian
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.04999998 = 1.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1000 @ 0.00086998 = 0.87 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.04999998 = 1 BTC [+]
KRS1: This place is turning into a .99 cent donut shop circus
KRS1: the kind of cafe without servers, just vending machines and sales people
carpet: what's difference between servers and sales people?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 910 @ 0.00086998 = 0.7917 BTC [-] {2}
KRS1: As far as Circuses go, figuratively, the US is putting on the best show on earth, the earth has ever seen.
KRS1: I'm thinking about bailing to New Zealand. Maybe an island nation is a good choice.
KRS1: I recently heard of these huge detention camps being built here.
KRS1: seems like good advice
blg: KRS1: i'm moving to ecuador in the summer
KRS1: For what, to grow bananas?
KRS1: Yeah I heard its cheap to live there, meaning you can live very well.
KRS1: The thing is if you own any land and expect to make money on it, you will have to pay off the columbians.
blg: also tax breaks for living outside the US
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 45 @ 0.04999998 = 2.25 BTC [+]
blg: that would make sense if i were in columbia
KRS1: I know a guy who owns a banana farm there.
KRS1: yeah they leave him alone as long as he makes payments for them to 'protect' his land.
jurov: carpet: salespeople won't bring you the caffee, just take the money
jurov: and you have to serve yourself
jurov: or you never were in a cafeteria where they brought you stuff (well, I can see it's possible in the US)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 43 @ 0.003 = 0.129 BTC [-]
KRS1: Yes in certain venues there are cafe's with just machines where you sit under ridiculously intense fluorescent light and are bombarded with advertisements.
KRS1: The coffee is horrible and the places usually stink.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 5 @ 0.02603353 = 0.1302 BTC [+] {2}
ozbot: TigerDirect.com - Electronics, Tablets, Phones, Office Supplies & Video Games
KRS1: check that out bitches
nubbins`: almost makes you wish you didn't have mountains of btc so you could buy in all over again
pankkake: well, I don't have mountains of btc :(
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7300 @ 0.00099147 = 7.2377 BTC [-]
KRS1: nubbins` highly doubt that
rattaTATtatblamp: we'll need to wait til around march 1st before the next bubble begins
rbonestell: mircea_popescu: Saw the wired.com article, props man.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.57999332 = 3.48 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: so go to san antonio, sit on the riverwalk and have your pic taken
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 457 @ 0.00290041 = 1.3255 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 700 @ 0.00099147 = 0.694 BTC [-]
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: yeah, why is sac better
rattaTATtatblamp: well, SF is beat up, filled with bad areas, the traffic is a mess, and meanwhile residents wanna complain about gentrification
quellhorst: anyone in the usa who uses bitstamp? curious how you get money to them
rattaTATtatblamp: Sacremento is much cleaner, more spaciously laid out, it's like night and day really
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: do you work in tech?
quellhorst: rattaTATtatblamp: mining or something else?
the20year: how many shares does AM have outstanding?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3766 @ 0.00099226 = 3.7369 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2706 @ 0.00099147 = 2.6829 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40000 @ 0.0009929 = 39.716 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0497 = 0.2485 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 100 @ 0.005 = 0.5 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21450 @ 0.00099618 = 21.3681 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5129 @ 0.00099618 = 5.1094 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [COG] 3 @ 0.04001 = 0.12 BTC [-] {2}
carpet: yes ltc diff falling now, but will still happy to bet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00099208 = 10.516 BTC [-] {3}
carpet: is some of s.mpoe trade artificial?
carpet: I would say it but then again never looked
carpet: coinbr is only broker?
carpet: i guess vast majority of bitcoin userspace cannot into mpex
carpet: does evidence suggest otherwise/
benkay: vast majority of humans are broke and fukken stoopid
benkay: trivial conclusion: nobody can even in2 mpex
mircea_popescu: so wait, there's a giant teapot somewhere in space because "does evidence suggest otherwise/" ?
carpet: I think I clicked on mpex some years back and thought what is this i don't even
carpet: you know, I knew it would be a picture of a shit before it finished loading
ozbot: ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It
carpet: "New to the thread. I am a data center guy. I know containers and sold one to NASA in 2009"
carpet: this is a man who know his containers
benkay: sounds like knowing a thing is a scam and throwing down anyways
benkay: and you know it's great, but you can't click 'cause you're at work or something
benkay: this is the mpex situation precisely.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 200 @ 0.005 = 1 BTC
ozbot: Bitcoin Now Accepted at TigerDirect.com
KRS1: there are TWO tits.
pankkake: more slutty but not more better
ozbot: The Push Up Muscle Shirt | The Flattering Man
benkay: thickasthieves would smell as sweet
pankkake: Tits and Ass, or Totally Awesome
nubbins`: #bitcoin-assets, where serious people discuss serious things, seriously
nubbins`: mp, any rumblings from eulora devs lately?
mircea_popescu: a new version has been being packaged for the past week or so.
nubbins`: will likely take a stab at compiling for osx
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31423 @ 0.00099575 = 31.2895 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13177 @ 0.00099751 = 13.1442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.54801538 = 1.096 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] [PAID] 0.82078007 BTC to 324`419 shares, 253 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.54801438 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.54800915 = 1.096 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.54776934 = 1.6433 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 36 @ 0.00530009 = 0.1908 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.0052 = 0.1508 BTC [-]
pankkake: ah, now the panic sell can begin!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 4.95916275 BTC to 18`605 shares, 26655 satoshi per share
Duffer1: wasn't gen 3 only announced a few days ago?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.0051721 = 0.1396 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2850 @ 0.00099796 = 2.8442 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.5470003 = 1.641 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 36 @ 0.00520069 = 0.1872 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.5462 = 2.1848 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.5470003 = 2.188 BTC [+]
ozbot: Could touch display projected on mist replace physical screens? - CNN.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.546 = 2.184 BTC [-]
Namworld: "The water drops are so tiny they don't have any moisture in them;" Pretty sure they meant negligible moisture
benkay: no wet in that thar water
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 499 @ 0.00517109 = 2.5804 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.546 = 2.73 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00517 = 0.517 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.0009987 = 11.2853 BTC [+] {2}
Apocalyptic: " The Payment Protocol to replace addresses. Supports refunds, memos, receipts, proof-of-purchase, and digital signature.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 83 @ 0.02627736 = 2.181 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.546 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5470003 = 1.094 BTC [+]
pankkake: lol proof of passport… well, mike hearn
pankkake: HD wallets are great (though mostly brought by alt clients), payment protocol looks somewhat nice
deadweasel: water doesn't get wet until it sees me
Apocalyptic: " payment protocol looks somewhat nice" in before the refund system will become PP-like
Apocalyptic: seriously wtf is wrong with addresses and the current payment system
deadweasel: the problem is they aren't making money off of it... YET.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.5470003 = 1.094 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 207 @ 0.00086105 = 0.1782 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.04999998 = 0.15 BTC [+]
pankkake: the only issue with the PP is the usage of CAs really
Apocalyptic: like you know 40 days later buyer chargebacks
benkay: is hearn smart enough to be an nsa employee?
pankkake: oh, I meant PP as Payment protocol, but I understood your PP as Paypal :)
Apocalyptic: <deadweasel> the problem is they aren't making money off of it... YET. << must be it
mircea_popescu: he's been a gofer boy at google for a while, iirc he got the boot at some point, desperately looking for a new gig.
ozbot: Proof of Passport Requirement -- What's ahead for Bitcoin : Bitcoin
Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> ideally BingoBoingo hires him to do webcam. // heh
pankkake: since someone complained about the lack of serious discussions; what is the best place to trade doge/btc?
carpet: pankkake: there is only one, bter
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.04999998 = 0.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5470003 BTC [+]
lippoper: Have you guys seen Litecoin's network hash rate?
benkay: any theses to share, lippoper?
carpet: multipools, coin choosers mining doge
carpet: and farm switch off for 6 days
Apocalyptic: "coin choosers mining doge" << this moslty
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 17 @ 0.026581 = 0.4519 BTC [+]
lippoper: 1 - LTC not profitable mining with GPUs
lippoper: 2 - ASIC scrypt miners are being delivered
benkay: if 2 diff would be increasing
carpet: benkay, except they are not mining LTC
lippoper: supposedly, they are putting the ASIC scrypt miners on middlecoin.com
Apocalyptic: pretty much, it's mostly 3 whatever you guys are thinking
carpet: other guy running on FTC
lippoper: LTC if profitable, the margin is razor thin
benkay: have these scrypt miners actually been delivered?
carpet: benkay: I have had dev board for more than 3 weeks
carpet: nope, not 100GH yet this is in tape-out
carpet: same guy who own one of largest mining pool currently
benkay: last summer I heard an individual claiming that scrypt asics would need memory "from here to that wall!" and so were 'asic-proof'.
benkay: this gentleman builds houses, and was supposedly heating his own with a litecoin gpu rig.
benkay: couldn't quite figure how a carpenter had learned so much about IC design as to have useful opinions on the topic...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.5470003 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15000 @ 0.00099493 = 14.924 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: it's like everyone in the trollbox is a financial asset manager
benkay: i'm going to take that to mean because the internet is a ghetto, carpenters are IC engineers now.
benkay: not that he effectively taught himself the fab stack since the beginning of bitcoin
mircea_popescu: benkay or because the internet is free as in beer, everyone's drunk as in, blind.
benkay: there's some parallel there with GUI toolchains.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.5456 = 2.728 BTC [-]
benkay: because you can do 80% of the things you'd want to do by pressing buttons someone else put on the screen for you, you never learn to actually make computers do things.
lippoper: "But I did make my computer do something for me, I clicked that button!"
pankkake: in theory scrypt requires many memories but the litecoin devs didn't understand scrypt
mircea_popescu: meanwhile behind the iron curtain, ukraine just became korea.
mircea_popescu: it is illegal now to drive in a column longer than five cars.
mircea_popescu: it is further illegal to collect "any information" on teh police, judges etc.
benkay: have the north koreans discovered bitcoin yet?
nubbins`: but i've only ever seen busloads of riot police in south korea
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu Apocalyptic: I dunno if Hearn can be interesting for long enough to do webcam
nubbins`: (south koreans know how to riot)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 171 @ 0.00087648 = 0.1499 BTC [+] {4}
nubbins`: ukraine's had a tough go of it
Apocalyptic: <mircea_popescu> it is illegal now to drive in a column longer than five cars. // what
Duffer1: still rather live there than north korea :P
lippoper: the guy bandaged his hands after punching 10 police officers really hard
lippoper: so they beat the sh@#$ out of him with a stick
lippoper: that's their police issued standard beating stick
lippoper: so mircea, you were on the news recently, thanks for donating to BSD
lippoper: some anonymous romanian bitcoin millionaire you are!
nubbins`: anyway, south korean riots are interesting things due to the compulsory military service
dub: did they take the money?
ozbot: Australian Open 2014: Dominika Cibulkova beats Simona Halep 6-3, 6-0 | Mail Online
nubbins`: consider a riot where all protesters and all police have blackbelts in taekwondo.
lippoper: yeah they accepted the bitcoins
lippoper: i like how she's laying there and stretching
nubbins`: mircea_popescu it generally descends into tear gas and long bamboo whipping poles
carpet: If everyone could just have a few glasses of wine
carpet: or wear the sumo suits and boxing gloves
nubbins`: yeah, alcohol should solve things
carpet: and when everyones tired first to give up
mircea_popescu: i never understood this, by the way. riot police ? it'd be cheaper to just round all the hookers in town with orders to suck everyone off.
nubbins`: i tell you, legalizing marijuana would put a halt to all this
nubbins`: "the protesters then petted a happy cat they found, and wandered off in search of food"
carpet: stop the violence, we need a hooker breeding program and reward system
nubbins`: couple years ago i witnessed the local police force training their horses
carpet: nubbins: lol, that would be the reality
carpet: certainly is better than disney
nubbins`: lots of noise, firecrackers, sticks and trash can lids, etc
nubbins`: was quite the spectacle in this sleepy city
ozbot: midoridrops comments on Proof of Passport Requirement -- What's ahead for Bitcoin
dub: that'll be a problem for muricans
dub: none of them have passports
carpet: i put 7btc doge for sale at 297, price went to 298 order not filled
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7672 @ 0.00099493 = 7.6331 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 43 @ 0.53949999 = 23.1985 BTC [-] {6}
carpet: not sure how that can even happen, shitty exchanges
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16765 @ 0.00099521 = 16.6847 BTC [+]
carpet: who here trades on mpex?
dub: I herd it was the biggest scam ever
carpet: i herd lots of interesting thing from fountain of gossip that is bitcointalk securities subsection
carpet: I wondered if I should take some time to learn
carpet: it will take me about 6hours or more
KRS1: carpet why are you even fucking with that
mircea_popescu: i don't think the screams in the sanitarium qualify as gossip
KRS1: its not the exchange dude
carpet: KRS1: what do you mean?
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: santorum
KRS1: carpet do you know anything at all about trading?
KRS1: nobody in their right mind would throw 7 btc at doggie coin
KRS1: so wtf are you doing?
nubbins`: lel someone bought 7btc of doge?
carpet: KRS1: doge coin is a pile of shit pumped by 14 year olds with spare gpu
carpet: but I have made more than 13 btc from few clicks who can complain
KRS1: virtual currency is a sesspool i tell ya
carpet: I'm not complain, can wait and order will be filled
ozbot: 1789546951.05324 | Next Diff in 130 blocks | Estimated Change: 21.6335% in 0d 16h 52m 54s
KRS1: carpet: if you dont know much about trading, the forces that be will relieve you of your coin til you can't trade anymore. problem solved.
lippoper: everyone is throwing btc at doges right now
carpet: KRS1: despite being lazy&stupid I'm at net gain in past years
nubbins`: HEH, i was on the news this evening and i missed it
carpet: I'm just wondering whether to take time to investigate mpex cause I know most look, blank stare and leave
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 38 @ 0.00298999 = 0.1136 BTC [+]
benkay: in other interesting news, datomic can now perform schema transformations without taking down a database in flight
ozbot: Datomic: Schema Alteration
KRS1: ya you are right, invest what you can in doge coin its a great investment!
lippoper: i'd sell your sister for dogecoin
carpet: KRS1: this is a problem, because you say sarcastically it's a great investment
carpet: but when you make money on it, it is a great investment
benkay: ;;later tell mjr you're going to burning man this year?
KRS1: No, I'm saying I'm wrong all along about doge coin, it really is a great investment. Hold on to it and watch it grow.,
carpet: everybody know dogecoin is shit, doesn't mean you cannot earn from it
lippoper: ;;later tell KRS1 dogecoins are where it's at!
nubbins`: just because you can make money on a scam doesn't make it a great investment
carpet: just not stable or ethical
KRS1: love how these noobs tell me where the fuck its at
lippoper: a great investment is anything that I get to walk away with more money than I walked in with
lippoper: love how KRS1 takes this stuff so personally
carpet: KRS1: when did you get started with bitcoin?
benkay: oh its a bitcoin age competition
lippoper: there's no denying that DOGEcoin is CURRENTLY the biggest fad/thing/ going on
KRS1: I'm not taking anything personally.
Apocalyptic: <lippoper> a great investment is anything that I get to walk away with more money than I walked in with // so if you pull a scam it's great investement amirite
lippoper: I still have a moral compass, but by definition, a successful investment is measured by net profit only.
carpet: yes, where is the problem here. it is simple stuff
KRS1: The noobs got it right..doggie is the shit.
benkay: lippoper: dogecoin 24 hour volume, 5.26M
benkay: lippoper: bitcoin 24 hr volume, 15 million
lippoper: That's why Firestone decided that saving 50cents a tire was a great deal. When they started blowing up, well that's ok, they had funds set aside for that and it was less than their net profit.
carpet: who can call other noobs by what measurement
dub: the volume of your mothers moans
benkay: the volume of dick i've slid into her
KRS1: carpet by the measurement that lippoper constantly asks me questions about basic shit without doing his own research then tries to preach shit back to me like he knows wtf he is talking about
lippoper: and how great of an investment they would be
lippoper: he's just sour he sold them early
benkay: pankkake: we'd need a rota for that
carpet: I really don't understand where problem is, you turn say 1btc into 3.
KRS1: lippoper i also told you i bought a bunch of other alt coins and got out of them completely jackass
pankkake: dogecoin isn't fundamentally different than other altcoins
pankkake: I just hope dogecoin makes litecoiners butthurt
KRS1: this conversation is stupid at this point..i'm out.
carpet: I had sold my litecoin i 2011, and look at price now
carpet: why is it only blondes
nubbins`: it's almost like people value litecoin and dogecoin equally
nubbins`: totally still the silver to bitcoin's gold tho
pankkake: more people know about dogecoin than litecoin
pankkake: at least doge isn't based on false economic principles
pankkake: it's based on lulz, which has value!
carpet: remember before ltc was fairbrix, tenebrix
benkay: cave early applies doubly to litecoin
benkay: somethin geometric there
carpet: geist gold or some other shit
nubbins`: so i'm looking after a relative's house while he's out of the country
nubbins`: he previously had hired some university kid to do it
carpet: nubbins: go into his sock drawer
nubbins`: deal was the kid checks on the house once a day, makes sure no leaks/mice/breakins/etc
nubbins`: kid shows up TWICE in december
nubbins`: trip 2, he can be seen on the cameras walking back and forth on the snowy deck 6-7 times to give the appearance of many visits
dub: we hired a cat sitter over xmas
dub: newcat in neighbourhood
carpet: has to be 18 year old to work full time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 31 @ 0.02675482 = 0.8294 BTC [+] {4}
dub: oldcat decides that shitting outside is too scary with newcat around
dub: cat sitter dealswithit
dub: now I educate newcat with bb gun when
dub: ..opportunity arises
nubbins`: we leave the back door open on hot days, once a strange cat came in and started eating pinki's food :(
dub: yeah mrsdub found newcat inside yesterday
dub: may need to escalate bb to paintball
dub: tried all manner of cat repellant scam
dub: scammers take note, when bitcoin is bled dry start on pet accessories
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.532 = 2.128 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: hm, tourette's hooker neighbour has a new tic today
nubbins`: she's shrieking "FAGGOT!" in a thin, high-pitched voice
mircea_popescu: so i log into my rift girly for the first time in a few days
dub: you should really stream this
nubbins`: dub nah i try not to focus on it
dub: touretteswhorenextdoor.com
BingoBoingo: Why actually "get" cat. Just leave tins of food outside and eventually you'll have a feral or 12 hanging around taking care of mice outside of the home, which is the best place for mice to die.
dub: BingoBoingo: i try not to encourage the latent crazy cat lady in mrsdub
carpet: oh thought it was oculus rift for a second
BingoBoingo: dub: I imagine it is fine if you keep them outside. Maybe one day if there are too many drug the lot of them and drop them off at the vet to get snipped and released back into the wild.
dub: when 18y/o cat is dead I don't want another one
BingoBoingo: I could never tolerate an indoor cat. The piss smell is too rank and I don't have toxoplasmosis.
dub: until cat turned 18 she knew how to use cat door to piss outside
BingoBoingo: Eh, in this neighborhood leaving a beloved pet outside overnight is a poor idea. Too many coyotes and foxes.
lippoper: those coon/cat hybrids are gnarly
lippoper: they have that weird hunchback
BingoBoingo: Seriously though encountering coyotes is one of my favorite parts of late night/early morning walks.
dub: yeah, hide your purple drank
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02799834 = 0.224 BTC [+] {2}
dub: worst we have around here are french bulldogs and chiuhuawa
dub: and other such hipster handbag pets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 14 @ 0.02799834 = 0.392 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 7 @ 0.02799834 = 0.196 BTC [+]
Namworld: those sound too mainstream for hipsters
BingoBoingo: Handling coyotes is easy. You growl and chase them away from whatever dumpster they were raiding and then piss on the dumpster to remind them it is a human dumpster. Then as you walk away flip the coyotes double middle fingers.
dub: like a chinese speed skater
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, some things are better with a bit of mystery.
truffles: how much longer do u think ur cat has dub?
dub: dunno she's still pretty spry
carpet: your cat has less than 45 minutes on clock
BingoBoingo: How the fuck did they get disqualified for that.
carpet: better to go and cuddle with this cat right now
truffles: how did u make it stop going places u dont want it to
carpet: truffles you can affix a lead
truffles: my cat will figure out how to escape
dub: its a cat it does whatever the fuck it likes
carpet: I can draw a line using salt or other condiment around my cat
carpet: it knows not to step outside, or it thinks it is not possible
dub: tip: your cat is retarded
carpet: so just a circle whilst I am at work, the cat will stay inside
truffles: lemon on door handles seemed to work a while
carpet: but problem is, I'm using too much salt
truffles: tv show my cat from hell had good ideas
truffles: squirt water when cat approach
carpet: PORTLAND, OR—Saying that she just wanted a little time to relax and “not even think about” confining gender stereotypes, local health care industry consultant Natalie Jenkins reportedly took a 30-minute break from being a feminist last night to kick back and enjoy a television program.
carpet: Jenkins, 29, told reporters that after a long and tiring day at her office, all she wanted to do was return home, sit down on her couch, turn on an episode of the TLC reality show Say Yes To The Dress, and treat herself to a brief half hour in which she could look past all the various and near constant ways popular culture undermines the progress of women.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 75 @ 0.003002 = 0.2252 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: Srs competition is supposed to be intense. The loser is supposed to be humiliated. A large part of why baseball is the better sport than handegg is that actual premeditated violence on the field is sanction to enforce proper levels of humiliation, as opposed to all of the violence in handegg which happens to just merely be incidental to gameplay and futher humiliation is discouraged because "Distraction from the game"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 139 @ 0.00290108 = 0.4033 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00290027 = 0.29 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 835 @ 0.00099521 = 0.831 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: truffles: I will offer you 0.005 BTC if you pick up a copy of the Critik der reinen Vernunft and produce two single spaced print pages worth of text answering "Do the expressions “synthesis of apprehension in intuition,” “synthesis of reproduction in imagination,” and “synthesis of recognition in a concept” name three different syntheses or are these names for one synthesis?"
BingoBoingo: That exercise might teach you to appreciate Tldr;
truffles: .005 btc is a motivator these days?
BingoBoingo: You also won't need to read the whole text to answer the question. It can be answered in the Transcendental Analytic.
BingoBoingo: truffles: You'd be surprised what can buy a buttcoin nowadays
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 107 @ 0.00290026 = 0.3103 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 125 @ 0.00290005 = 0.3625 BTC [-] {2}
truffles: rather play timed match against u
BingoBoingo: Back in the July of $80 dollar BTC .25 BTC was the going market value, down from 10 BTC when MP bought one.
BingoBoingo: No, I don't enjoy playing games under G/30
truffles: havent u gotten enough beatings Apocalyptic :D
BingoBoingo: Speed kills a lot of the beauty in the game
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: We still need nubbins` to start playing.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.530375 = 4.243 BTC [-] {2}
lippoper: say what you will about dogecoin, their chat room and website are just the lulz
truffles: he's afraid of makign a move ldo
BingoBoingo: Right now it is a three way tie with everyone 1-1.
lippoper: (5:37:45 PM) lippoper: This place is such amaze
lippoper: (5:37:47 PM) TheBoomMachine: I'm playing on Pocket rocket right now
lippoper: (5:37:54 PM) Toasttify: !tip lippoper 20
lippoper: (5:37:55 PM) fido: Wow! Toasttify just sent Ð20 to lippoper! To claim: /msg fido help
BingoBoingo: truffles Namworld and myself have each won and lost a game mircea_popescu
truffles: Apocalyptic lets play unless Boingo has adjusted his old man fingers :D
BingoBoingo: I imagine some sort of way to eliminate ties might need to be devised.
Ademan: mircea_popescu: did you donate to OpenBSD in fiat?
BingoBoingo: truffles: Maybe your idea of a great game of chess is slamming the pieces into each other as fast as possible, but anything less than a half hour per person removes the chance for the occasional good move in the middle game.
truffles: timed matches to break the tie
Ademan: mircea_popescu: Do you mind people seeing the transaction? Some people on reddit were wondering about that.
truffles: i lost track of what i was doing half way the games
BingoBoingo: Also I won't be able to play for a few hours. I'll be getting dinner soon and then getting drunk enough to whoop your ass truffles.
mircea_popescu: Ademan not clear why it'd be anyone's business really.
jurov: The Openbsd fundation published him on the donors list, what's there more to wonder about?
Ademan: mircea_popescu: It's not whether or not you did, but rather whether you used Bitcoin to do it or not.
BingoBoingo: Ademan: txids are for transaction in which there is a dispute as to whether there was payment or not. If neither side disputes that payment was made publishing a txid merely strips both sides of privacy.
Ademan: BingoBoingo: Well, if you assume Bitcoin is the only channel for the payment to occur, true, but you can see my particular question is different.
Ademan: mircea_popescu: thanks, do you mind if I quote you on reddit?... heh
mircea_popescu: anyway, your particular question may be different, but it's also misplaced. the philosophy of gpg contracts, which is what bitcoin is based on, is that the parties to any transaction can dispute, but third parties have no say.
☟︎ benkay: if y'all are so curious Ademan you could probably narrow the address space down with some research
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 273 @ 0.00087799 = 0.2397 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: or, you know, pay someone to do the research for you.
Ademan: benkay: I did look to see what transactions had occurred involving OpenBSD's address, but found <1BTC in transactions
benkay: well, that'd be why you'd pay someone.
Ademan: I assume either BitPay generates new addresses periodically (it obviously doesn't do it every transaction otherwise I would have found no transactions) or they generated a special one for the transaction
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.521 = 1.042 BTC [-]
ozbot: Bitcoin Address 1BzJcj21nQ8q74GR2NPyEnnQDTn2ZibJFc
ozbot: Donate to the OpenBSD Foundation
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00515639 = 0.2578 BTC [-] {5}
benkay: but you see, Ademan, if you have the barest of technical savvy, you aren't beholden to BitPay et al and their transaction fees.
Ademan: Huh, it changed on me... it was constant before
benkay: unless there are hard business requirements driving that sort of dependency.
benkay: anyways, let me know if reddit can scare up a research budget ;)
Ademan: benkay: sure, but I think it's safe to assume 1. OpenBSD didn't care to set up their own wallet and 2. OpenBSD needs to convert to fiat to pay the bills anyways
Ademan: mircea_popescu:
http://www.openbsdfoundation.org/donations.html near the bottom there's a box to enter a BTC amount, and a button that says "Donate Now". When you enter an amount and hit donate, it takes you to a BitPay page with an address and QR code on it. I got it from there
mircea_popescu: well yes. every time you enter an ammt you get a new address.
Ademan: I must have been high or something before, it *is* generating a new address every time... I coulda sworn it wasn't
Ademan: mircea_popescu: yeah, I could have sworn it wasn't generating a new address, but I must have been on something
benkay: well you're looking at a bitpay widget
benkay: of course its -- you know what? never mind.
Ademan: benkay: yeah, leave it alone, I thought I observed something, I was wrong. The end.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 17 @ 0.50819999 = 8.6394 BTC [-] {5}
kakobrekla: >Argentine Peso lost 14% in a couple of hours.
benkay: just last month dolar blue was like 10 us
benkay: heh kakobrekla is that on some sort of international market?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla they put in a new rule that you must pay 50% fine to buy stuff over the internets.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: "Who knew giving away stuff to strippers is going to turn into some sort of criminal case, seriously now." lol
mircea_popescu: consequently... the peso is worth less (% of goods bought on internet * 1.5)
mircea_popescu: from the 14% we infer about 1/3 ish of goods are bought on internet
Ademan: damn, that's a hell of a tariff
mircea_popescu: most of those girls could have had a cool k. which they never saw together.
mircea_popescu: Ademan "for the people" governments at work. expect it soon in a theatre near you.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I know right. Funny how strippers never engaged with the tidbit about "store of value" being the market driver
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo funny how strippers never engaged with the "shut the fuck up and do what you're told" bit.
mircea_popescu: you'd think people whose profession revolves around this concept'd have it down pat.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.521 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: just like bitcoin people aren't to be found on retardstalk, perhaps actual strippers have better things to do than foruming.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 76 @ 0.00503371 = 0.3826 BTC [-] {6}
Ademan: mircea_popescu: lol reading the backstory on this stripper business
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.0049999 = 0.23 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Well, generally the better experience from strippers comes from going to the clubs than dealing with the ones on cams who can't even perform at the clubs for the reason of being too far from the clubs.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 83 @ 0.00299795 = 0.2488 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: s/too far away/banned from all clubs for various asshollery/
BingoBoingo: If H1B visas were given for stripping instead of the sort of prostitution Facebook, Microsoft, and Google solicit I imagine girls from the Phillipines could have kept the soft touch in business.
BingoBoingo: Sure would change the demographics of North Las Vegas or Sauget
BingoBoingo: Apocalyptic: truffles: See what I'm saying about G/30 being the minimum time control for a good game of chess.
truffles: im kinda tired so i zoned out both games
jurov: well, there were some special visas for starcraft players
jurov: the were considered athletes
jurov: maybe strippers can be treated similarly
Apocalyptic: BingoBoingo, you reallistically can't do more that 2-3 depth calculations
Namworld: Is that article something like: "I got a big mouth and I can make it move. Watch!"
mircea_popescu: no, more like "these people will eat our lunch yet we think we are very important"
benkay: i like the implications that the usg requires transaction reviews
mircea_popescu: right-o. too big to fail, too big to be replaced, the continued relevancy of jpm is a legal requirement of the world.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 54795 @ 0.00099883 = 54.7309 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 25 @ 0.50052798 = 12.5132 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009899 / 0.00099577 / 0.001 (711498 shares, 708.49 BTC), 7D: 0.00084303 / 0.00091841 / 0.001 (6845712 shares, 6,287.22 BTC), 30D: 0.00062972 / 0.00088299 / 0.001 (27229068 shares, 24,043.10 BTC)
mircea_popescu: i guess s.mpoe has made moar ppl rich than anything else.
benkay: more than altcoins thats for sure
benkay: not as many as bitcoin i bet
pizzaman1337: I should have bought s.mpoe instead of s.dice when I first got an mpex account. Oh well.
mircea_popescu: but when you realise shares were sold by the mn at 2k satoshi per originally, the immensity of the colossalness starts to emerge.
Namworld: Might have bought instead of other things...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.48285714 = 3.38 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: didn't have to buy ipo to make out like a bandit
benkay: when price seems outrageously high (ahem) maybe sell some
benkay: and when price seems outrageously low maybe buy some
benkay: even on mpex, he cray at times.
benkay: ;;later tell nubbins hey homie does your shop do thermolithography or whatever that fancy raised ink shit is?
benkay: ;;later tell nubbins` hey homie does your shop do thermolithography or whatever that fancy raised ink shit is?
gribble: Error: "tickr" is not a valid command.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 944.0, Best ask: 945.49499, Bid-ask spread: 1.49499, Last trade: 945.55019, 24 hour volume: 1598.86548321, 24 hour low: 937.12135, 24 hour high: 958.99999, 24 hour vwap: 948.32282
gribble: Error: "tickr" is not a valid command.
benkay: mpoe at all time high while btc kisses 1k again
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.45278333 = 13.5835 BTC [-] {6}
dub: doge pushing moonbeams
dub: shit is getting craycray
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6650 @ 0.00100073 = 6.6549 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: craycray is the goodfellas, guccifer, and beiber all being arrested the same day
pankkake: twist: guccifer is beiber and being a singer was his day cover
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14650 @ 0.00100144 = 14.6711 BTC [+] {2}