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shinohai: http://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/ethereum/ <<< top kek
cazalla: Ethereum down -74.25 % today, much investment!
assbot: Ethereum Cloud Mining for Dummies | Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1TeyrM7 )
pete_dushenski: heh. 7.3 gh/s gets you 10.5% of the ethereum mining power and the top individual miner spot.
shinohai: Welp, add that to mah bucket list - fuck with Ethereum and their uptime.
mircea_popescu reminds slavegirl to buy toaster so ethereum toasterworld takeover may proceed unhampered.
assbot: Ethereum: the World Computer : Buttcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1guJODM )
shinohai: http://redd.it/3f9e36 <<< moar ethereum lulz
ascii_field: kakobrekla: she and her fuckbuddy oversee a university lab where slave labour (grad students) work (or pretend to) on 'ethereum'
assbot: Logged on 22-07-2014 22:53:40; mircea_popescu: ;;sell 5000 "ethereum coins deliverable March 15th, 2014" for 1 BTC.
assbot: 5 results for 'from:mircea_popescu ethereum bitcoin' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=from%3Amircea_popescu+ethereum+bitcoin
mircea_popescu: !s from:mircea_popescu ethereum bitcoin
assbot: REMINDER: the block gas limit is currently 5000, so it is not possible to send transactions. We will release an update in a couple days to cause miners to "vote" the gas limit upwards at which point the full blockchain functionality will be de-facto enabled. : ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1DT9ZJ5 )
shinohai: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/3f6f1r/reminder_the_block_gas_limit_is_currently_5000_so/
assbot: Ethereum Network Status ... ( http://bit.ly/1OxoCYg )
pete_dushenski: "You should expect network instability at the very beginning of the release, including forks, potential abnormal display of information on our http://stats.ethdev.com page, and various Peer to Peer connectivity issues." << hey, ethereum is just like normal bitcoin !
mats: https://blog.ethereum.org/2015/07/27/final-steps it lives
shinohai: The Ethereum scammers are out in full force on r/cryptocurrency today....4
mircea_popescu: now that usg finally arrayed enough ethereum shitfountains to imagine it can pull it off, the tune changed. and it changed mid sentence and full spin around.
ascii_field: iirc 'ethereum' never shipped gadget
ascii_field: or have you contribute to 'ethereum' for course credit
asciilifeform: 'Feb 16: 10:30am AVW 4172 !! Guest Lecture by Vitalik Buterin, founder of Ethereum.' << can't believe i missed this lulzfest that happened half hour's walk from my house.
mircea_popescu: 20% Ethereum project
asciilifeform: http://www.cs.umd.edu/~elaine/teaching/cryptocurrency/cryptocurrency.html << '20% Ethereum project'
cazalla: cosmo, whether bitshares, ppc, ethereum's ether etc etc, they all have one thing in common
mircea_popescu: but 500 failures in... hey, wasn't ethereum all over everything ?
kakobrekla: you need to call in ethereum
assbot: Logged on 13-06-2015 22:32:08; pete_dushenski: for ethereum posterity : http://www.contravex.com/2014/07/23/a-guide-to-buying-5000-ether-bitcoin-2-5x-more-than-ethereums-genesis-sale/#comment-20369
punkman: my favourite words from the ethereum transcript: "strategic visioning"
assbot: A Guide To Buying 5000 Ether/Bitcoin, 2.5x More Than Ethereum's Genesis Sale Offers | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1JQxmsc )
pete_dushenski: for ethereum posterity : http://www.contravex.com/2014/07/23/a-guide-to-buying-5000-ether-bitcoin-2-5x-more-than-ethereums-genesis-sale/#comment-20369 ☟︎
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-06-2015#1163496 <<< it's still way off its highs of $8-9 when it claimed it could now do whatever ethereum is planning to do ☝︎
assbot: Logged on 13-06-2015 05:37:45; cazalla: looking like ethereum is imploding.. who could've known.. oh btw investors are now donors lol https://standardcrypto.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/ethereum-deputy-calls-investors-donors-in-leaked-skype-chat/
assbot: Logged on 13-06-2015 05:37:45; cazalla: looking like ethereum is imploding.. who could've known.. oh btw investors are now donors lol https://standardcrypto.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/ethereum-deputy-calls-investors-donors-in-leaked-skype-chat/
kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-06-2015#1163165 < many lulz https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/39mhko/does_eth_intend_to_release_financial_statements/cs4u4im ☝︎
assbot: Memo to Ethereum Foundation Council: impudence begins with calling your investors “donors” | StandardCrypto ... ( http://bit.ly/1eau47L )
cazalla: looking like ethereum is imploding.. who could've known.. oh btw investors are now donors lol https://standardcrypto.wordpress.com/2015/06/13/ethereum-deputy-calls-investors-donors-in-leaked-skype-chat/ ☟︎☟︎
mircea_popescu: ethereum was going to be the bees knees for sure definitely absolutely. it even raised a shitton of btc, allegedly. except... not. not at all, not a little bit.
mike_c: "Excitement!!! Excellence! Launching ahead to better humanity! Ethereum!!! Congratulations!
isaackl: Ethereum, sure
assbot: Logged on 10-04-2015 12:49:45; mike_c: this is from the ethereum github repo. and have no fear buddy, they took your code.
mike_c: this is from the ethereum github repo. and have no fear buddy, they took your code. ☟︎
assbot: Milestones - ethereum/go-ethereum · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1IQ5sde )
wyrdmantis: lol ethereum is almost scamready https://github.com/ethereum/go-ethereum/milestones
pete_dushenski: lol i was wondering when the last 5k was going to disappear from the 'ethereum wallet'
TomServo: Ethereum wallet down to 486 BTC.
mircea_popescu: ethereum through and through "technologees" you can't even short because nobody actually bought. because no actual market, because no actual anything there.
pete_dushenski: because mebbe 'just core dev' will bring in a gazillion coins. just like ethereum. i'm sure.
assbot: counterparty example · ethereum/serpent@f509f4d · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/1N7q2Ho )
ben_vulpes: https://github.com/ethereum/serpent/commit/f509f4d#diff-3d8daf295c9ed9c3fd9f9d9113dd24cfR2 << hyuuuu
funkenstein_: i think line number two is pretty important and looks like a common theme from the ethereum team
assbot: counterparty example · ethereum/serpent@f509f4d · GitHub ... ( http://bit.ly/19fn3iI )
Adlai: no, it's the nail in counterparty's coffin: https://github.com/ethereum/serpent/commit/f509f4d
danielpbarron: Anything that one could ever do with Ethereum, one can now do with Bitcoin and Counterparty. << i guess that's the final nail in ethereum's coffin
danielpbarron: oh ethereum shares the #2 spot with counterparty which isn't remotely close to being the same thing despite what this article suggests
fluffypony: oh and there we go, Ethereum at number 2
fluffypony: http://www.businessinsider.com/25-most-exciting-bitcoin-startups-in-the-world-ethereum-21-coinbase-coindesk-2015-3?op=1
mircea_popescu: a buncha morons actually believe the song and dance about "ethereum investment"
cazalla: danielpbarron, lol ethereum blocked you? buterin is yet to block me even though i cuss him out 100 worse than i did gavin
danielpbarron: i barely use the thing and i have 1/5 the "views" of Ethereum's page
assbot: Finally a visualization of the ethereum business plan http://t.co/V16nFCG0B5
jurov: ethereum server has become incredible hog...trying to run it on same hardware than some years ago, it's now impossible to sync
assbot: Logged on 03-03-2015 07:05:35; pete_dushenski: "Proof-of-Concept releases VII and VIII were released. NatSpec, “natural language specification format” and the basis of our transaction security was prototyped and integrated. Under Marek’s watch, now helped by Fabian, ethereum.js is truly coming of age with a near source-level compatibility with Solidity on contract interaction and support for the typed ABI with calling and events, the latter
assbot: A Guide To Buying 5000 Ether/Bitcoin, 2.5x More Than Ethereum's Genesis Sale Offers | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1GKT3XF )
assbot: | Gav's Ethereum DEV Update ... ( http://bit.ly/1GKSLQL )
pete_dushenski: via https://blog.ethereum.org/2015/03/02/gavs-ethereum-d%CE%BEv-update-v/
pete_dushenski: "Proof-of-Concept releases VII and VIII were released. NatSpec, “natural language specification format” and the basis of our transaction security was prototyped and integrated. Under Marek’s watch, now helped by Fabian, ethereum.js is truly coming of age with a near source-level compatibility with Solidity on contract interaction and support for the typed ABI with calling and events, the latter providing h ☟︎
pete_dushenski: "I also finished the first draft of ICAP, the Ethereum Inter-exchange Client Address Protocol, an IBAN-compatible system for referencing and transacting to client accounts aimed to streamline the process of transfering funds, worry-free between exchanges and, ultimately, make KYC and AML pains a thing of the past."
thestringpuller: cazalla: "To get the in-game economy going, EverdreamSoft plans to sell 70,000,000 BitCrystals, which is the premium currency used in Spells of Genesis to forge card packs or new items." << sounds like ethereum nonsense
mircea_popescu: in this sense... ethereum will be a loss to people.
thestringpuller: Is ethereum not dead yet?
assbot: EtherScripter - Visual smart-contract builder for Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1Dd4c1a )
pete_dushenski: http://cdn.oreillystatic.com/en/assets/1/event/130/Ethereum_%20the%20Programmable%20Blockchain%20and%20Decentralized%20Application%20Development%20Platform%20Presentation.pdf << for anyone interested in slides from vitalik's latest conference tawk
pete_dushenski: that'd be funny if karpeles was behind ethereum too
mats: all extant projects purporting to be 'smart contract technology' is a scam. like ethereum.
mircea_popescu: perhaps as valuable as an ethereum node, that.
asciilifeform: do we really need to read past 'ethereum' ?
asciilifeform: 'those concerns “are being addressed” as Ethereum moves toward its planned launch sometime this year.'
ben_vulpes: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/2sagqu/since_bitcoin_has_lost_a_lot_of_value_since_the/cnpxp80 << dafuq is CHF
mircea_popescu: @ ethereum reddit.
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ethereum/comments/2sagqu/since_bitcoin_has_lost_a_lot_of_value_since_the/cnnr6m9 << asciilifeform Buterin admits to waterfall
assbot: So it looks like IBM is going to use Ethereum ... ( http://bit.ly/1xZNqCL )
mircea_popescu: PeterL: anybody guess the probability ethereum ever becomes a working thing? << epsilon, when it was announced. that was a while back.
mircea_popescu: TomServo: https://blockchain.info/charts/balance?address=36PrZ1KHYMpqSyAQXSG8VwbUiq2EogxLo2 << that the ethereum "investment" address ?
TheNewDeal: well if you're an ethereum dev, it already has done that
PeterL: anybody guess the probability ethereum ever becomes a working thing?
TheNewDeal: it's like an inverse graph of ethereum support.
TomServo: That's ethereum's wallet
BingoBoingo: I dunno they differ much. Vitalik though is the singular name ethereum invokes.
mircea_popescu: this is the blockchain technologies / ethereum guy isn't he ?
kakobrekla: yeah you basically invented ethereum or something
mircea_popescu: and, of course, much like in the case of the "ethereum short" nobody actually bought, here is me looking for counterparties willing to buy gavin-bitcoins on the understanding that the transaction will only be valid on the gavin fork, but not in actual bitcoin.
asciilifeform: i dare to suggest a possible term for another thing the ethereum folks do; 'chump fracking'
Apocalyptic: wasn't it "ethereum" ?
BingoBoingo: We'll know Ethereum is dead when Vitalik puts of Vastly more money for a New Years day bowl.
jurov: "Ethereum launches in about 2 weeks"
thestringpuller: no bet for ethereum launch date yet...
punkman: "Derived from the Ethereum protocol" because you can derive things from vaporware
TomServo: Evidently. Looks like another 1700 or so left ethereum's wallet recently as well.
assbot: ethereum blog | Secret Sharing and Erasure Coding: A Guide for the Aspiring Dropbox Decentralizer - ethereum blog ... ( http://bit.ly/1vSAtIw )