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asciilifeform: exhortation, from now on, abbreviated for convenience, 'RTFT' (read the fucking turd.)
asciilifeform: decimation: iirc arch linux is a systemd-ized turd.
jurov: btw what about odroid? or it's turd?
BingoBoingo: ^ second day, second turd
pete_dushenski: so it's a markov chain going from shiny toy to shiny app to shiny turd
assbot: 794 results for 'turd*' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=turd%2A
BingoBoingo: !s turd*
davout: "you want to organize your code with folders? fuck you, i'll store them randomly and index them in some massive xml turd"
asciilifeform: turd is not a substitute for sausage, despite the topological similarities. ☟︎
asciilifeform: in BingoBoingo's words, the arse shapes the turd.
danielpbarron: "I think its perfectly usable for people who are comfortable with bitcoin, but aren't developers or are tech-savvy. You could crowdfund, you know, me and my friends go to a concert and we've got to 'group buy' concert tickets, or group buy a laser tag day or something." Hearn on his decentralized kickstarter turd
asciilifeform has not checked the proof, just saw this turd
BingoBoingo: I mean their eyes even have turd shaped pupils
mats: it looks like a turd
davout: the thing is that, whatever turd comes along is necessarily given by someone who has voice in assets, so by very definition, not a turd
undata: surely one can do better than stamping any turd that comes along
asciilifeform: 'go' is a turd that i will not have on my systems.
asciilifeform: ergo llvm is a piece of shit, though it works and is internally consistent (presumably) - by the same logic, i would argue, as 'gavincoin' is a spurious turd
pete_dushenski: funny how clarkson called the prius out for being a poser's turd back in 07 or whatever
asciilifeform reminds readers who may come across this device not to use vendor's turd - a fairly standard linux but with a closed kernel module, apparently
asciilifeform: it does come with a vendor turd os
asciilifeform: i may have linked to the current turd instead of 0.5.3
BingoBoingo: Coindesk for axample is an anus. It looks like it uses Bootstrap (mobile first design turd). I dunno how visual difference between Qntra and an anus is not a net positive.
asciilifeform: PeterL: the 'it's still a turd, not sausage, even with relish' principle applies even here.
BingoBoingo swears a piece on Roger Ver and American emigration law is indeed coming. Looking like it will be the biggest turd I've dropped into qntra's bowl so far.
asciilifeform: punkman: [fpga thread] would MIPS be easier than x86? or does the problem lie in connecting the thing to outside world (fast RAM, peripherals, etc) << problem is that you can't make so much as a barrel shifter on any extant fpga without using a closed turd from the vendor - actually, two turds: one in the logic library part itself, other - the synthesis toolchain
ascii_modem: linked article was similar to a turd that made the rounds back when w2k source leake
BingoBoingo: ascii_modem: Here's the sphincter from which bootstrap turd emerges http://getbootstrap.com/
BingoBoingo: ascii_modem: Web design turd
BingoBoingo: Sure, but what sphicter sculpts the Xilinx turd.
asciilifeform: closes xilinx turd, yes
asciilifeform: incidentally, i bring up 'arm' to remind folks that we are quickly approaching (or perhaps past) the point of being stuck with a turd every bit as odious as x86
asciilifeform: while being a heavily patent-encumbered, baroquely-architectured turd.
decimation: adlai: what I find amusing is all the 'turd world' workers that the arabs import to do their dirty work
asciilifeform: 'what exactly is the point' << the point is that it isn't an 'arm.' and isn't a closed turd.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: i made an app, called the asciilifeform turd counter
asciilifeform: aka a turd.
asciilifeform: cazalla: or is this one turd somehow different
punkman: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=17-12-2014#955217 < previously mentioned, is turd ☝︎
asciilifeform: decimation: there is a good reason to doubt that a sufficiently gnarly turd can ever be considered 'open'
asciilifeform: can't resist pointing out that 'mostly open' machine is not unlike mostly-turd-free dinner
asciilifeform: Luke-Jr: so far you have failed to make a case why your turd is a sausage and we should in fact be eating with relish.
BingoBoingo: Handle Turd studio X15, Chapter 9, Turdthenware
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Another "LISP" in jvm turd runtime
asciilifeform: verizon's turd << what i can't fathom is who would willingly pay for this. it is quite like offering a door lock that is 's3cu43!!!11!' except for rapist, for whom it opens automagically and without fuss
decimation: I've been tagged with supporting a 'palo alto' vpn turd box. I'm pretty sure it's bsd
asciilifeform: 'The key logger the attackers used also has Korean characters inside and appears to have ties to a coder in South Korea.' << lol, let's believe every byte of ascii text in the turd, aha
decimation: asciilifeform: have you come across this turd: http://www.wired.com/2014/11/darkhotel-malware/
assbot: San Fran Escalators Clogged w/ Insane Amounts of Human Turd | Heavy.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1ygsFyT )
decimation: maybe he was one of the famous 'bums of san francisco' who mistook the escalator for a toilet http://heavy.com/news/2012/07/transit-escalators-clogged-with-insane-amounts-of-human-turd/
mike_c: cazalla, how do i submit this turd? pastebin?
adlai: what grows from turdilizer is not a turd, though
asciilifeform: knockoff is a turd.
decimation: 'make install' the turd as it comes without modification
decimation: and note that "Maintenance" nearly always consists of adding some derpy package turd
mircea_popescu: "Why are you locking up these important notices in a PDF turd hosted on a site with Facebook integration." BingoBoingo because they seek external validation, and they believe inaccessibility and hermetism are a good proxy. like all ignoramuses ever do believe.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, other users of 'opera' - which one do you use? the 1990s close-source turd? or the 'new, impr0v3d' idiocy that uses 'webkit' (chrome) rendering engine ? <<< they only moved to webkit last year, version 15 or something. afaik the last usable versions are 10 something.
adlai: he puked a turd a few days ago
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu, other users of 'opera' - which one do you use? the 1990s close-source turd? or the 'new, impr0v3d' idiocy that uses 'webkit' (chrome) rendering engine ?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: atreus keyboard << from what i can see here - a turd.
asciilifeform: that is, turd
BingoBoingo: Comoros has all of the disadvantages of being east african, island, and 21st century majority muslim all bound into a single turd
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: https://github.com/joric/brutus/blob/master/webadmin.py << your turd appears
thestringpuller: dunno who like turd jokes more, south park, or #b-a
thestringpuller: more turd jokes?
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: 'fine-grained' chumpnet rental is rare, because anyone with half a brain, when allowed to install $turd on a chump's box, can make it semi-permanent
asciilifeform: turd-art as a bezzle altcoin
asciilifeform: a turd is so much more offensive when in an otherwise pristine art gallery, than in a back alley.
thestringpuller: but that isn't a turd!
asciilifeform has studied the turd, on and off, for quite some time
asciilifeform: a sausage and a turd are rather different, even if both cylindrical and both given shape by a piece of gut
gribble: Bird Turd Jesus: Ohio Man Jim Lawry Says Dropping On His ...: <http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/25/bird-turd-jesus_n_2759963.html>; Alex Wetmore is always busy with something… » Cargo Turd: <http://alexwetmore.org/?cat=339>; Help me design my CNC lathe - CNC Zone: <http://www.cnczone.com/forums/benchtop-machines/240884-help-design-cnc-lathe.html>
jurov: ;;google turd lathe
asciilifeform: thestringpuller: turd lathe << ask jurov
thestringpuller: what does the turd lathe look like?
assbot: Logged on 30-10-2014 17:09:54; asciilifeform: in other news, turd firmly wedged at block height 252450.
asciilifeform regards all mousy wm as turd
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: except! in the case of the 1990s alt.tasteless 'golden turd award.' <<< anything good in there ?
asciilifeform: except! in the case of the 1990s alt.tasteless 'golden turd award.'
ben_vulpes: why so much more confident in the satoshi turd than the conformal blackbox?
asciilifeform: undata: picture the 0.5.3 turd as a piece of martian technology.
asciilifeform: it's bad enough that we are dealing with a turd that is quite impossible to fully understand in the original.
asciilifeform: but from the article, it sounds deeply reminiscent of a similar turd, 'cyberselfish'
asciilifeform: http://energy.gov/sites/prod/files/2014/04/f14/Volume%201%20NNSA.pdf << mega-turd. i don't expect that anyone will read it. but i did. and will relate, how obscenely it brags about the extraordinary bezzle of the u.s. 'national ignition facility' ☟︎
BingoBoingo was disappointed in the quality of his print on demand turd. The spine was an outie...
asciilifeform: not long ago, i opened yet another envelope in expectation of finding 'a book that was actually a book once' and got an ms-word formatted turd
asciilifeform: (which the turd in question was. in fact, quite likely it is even mostly posix-compliant.)
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: someone took the trouble to make a trojan that works on all windowses to date ? << this is very easy given a purely-userland turd.
asciilifeform: if userland turd suffices for this, then so be it, they use one
asciilifeform: one of the facts re: the phoundation is - even if gavin et. al. add something that is unambiguously, probably, angelically, positive to their turd - it is still an act of evil.
asciilifeform: their turd.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: on their side - presumably, the turd.
decimation: I guess my point is that if something external to the turd participates in the 'wedging' then the bisect plan won't really work
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: and may or may not be the actual scan or a questionable ocr turd
Adlai tries his hand at the turd polish
Adlai: indeed, i'd like to deal with at most one turd at a time
asciilifeform: all i really need in terms of hardware - is an fpga which isn't a turd.
decimation: unlike intel, the spec should be published before the turd is made
TomServo: So, I woke up with this 1990s turd rolling around in my brain: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WEtxJ4-sh4
mircea_popescu: Adlai: but sometimes it takes a tough turd to season a savory salmon <<< i've yet to see this in practice.