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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12450 @ 0.00066712 = 8.3056 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: cazalla: other qntra peeps BingoBoingo >> http://www.reddit.com/r/millionairemakers/comments/2q36z6/reddit_lets_make_a_millionaire/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5081 @ 0.00066712 = 3.3896 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: cazalla: seems like just the kind of organized begging that site is famous for, no ?
asciilifeform: cazalla: or is this one turd somehow different
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00066712 = 1.1341 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Looks like the usual begging
cazalla: unless they give it to me, it's not going on qntra
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1709 @ 0.00120004 = 2.0509 BTC [-] {6}
TomServo: !up paxtoncamaro91
TomServo: !up paxtoncamaro91
cazalla: looks like bitbet got a mention http://www.coindesk.com/bitcoin-predictions-2014-pundits-fared/
assbot: Bitcoin Predictions for 2014: How the Pundits Fared ... ( http://bit.ly/1sWalcE )
BingoBoingo: !up SuperEddy
decimation: kakobrekla: bounce off the moon << yeah, radio hams do this, but the antenna farm required to make it work is quite large
decimation: reddit is kinda like a lesswrong for retards
decimation: http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/thr-esq/citizenfour-producers-sued-edward-snowden-759839 << lol guy sues the snowden film producers on the theory that snowden 'stole' the property of the us taxpayer
assbot: 'Citizenfour' Producers Sued Over Edward Snowden Leaks (Exclusive) - The Hollywood Reporter ... ( http://bit.ly/1sWfJfV )
BingoBoingo: lol, I thought about newsing that up but... Does every rural person who files a lawsuit deserve their own story then?
SuperEddy: JESUS CAUSED 9 11
asciilifeform: if he wins.
SuperEddy: its not just calvinism but the bible says it
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Sure. Winning is news. Filing is What $20-$250 at the county courthouse?
SuperEddy: JESUS CAUSED 9 11 : AMOS 3:6
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: he has a good chance. just needs a few sympathetic apparatchik judges.
SuperEddy: NOW IS THE TIME TO REPENT AND HAVE MERCY IF YOU COULD ARRIVE IN GODS PRESENCE WITHOUT THE BLOOD COVERING YOU HE WOULD LITERRALLY ANITLAITE YOU, YOU WOULD SCREAM FOR HELL
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Sure. Then it becomes news along with the parties to the case.
SuperEddy: BingoBoingo, YO REPENT
danielpbarron: SuperEddy, you believe the entire Bible?
asciilifeform: JESUS ALSO CAUSED 13 15
BingoBoingo: SuperEddy: Repent what? I am my own God and already forgiven all of my transgressions.
BingoBoingo: Only a few hours until Krampus day arrives here.
decimation: BingoBoingo: the lawsuit is actually amusing, because it divides usg against itself
decimation: if usg supports the suit to annoy snowden, they tacitly admit that they are stewards of the taxpayer's property, and open themselves up to claims against malfeasance
BingoBoingo: decimation: If you can find an angle that makes the mere filing of a lawsuit interesting write it up for qntra and claim some shares. Otherwise I'm going to keep digging for more skidmarks on Preet's undies.
asciilifeform: http://villageundertaker.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/att000022.jpg << 'usg divided against itself'
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1x2iJwp )
decimation: BingoBoingo: it's a fair point
asciilifeform: annoy snowden << annoys sony.
decimation: asciilifeform: actually that's not a very accurate picture
decimation: usg's 'hand' is a corpse at best
asciilifeform: and the whole greenwald/poitras/etc shitgnome gang
asciilifeform: aka the snowden censors.
BingoBoingo: decimation: I mean if you do produce something with your angle doesn't have to be a long piece. Just give it some bite.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28700 @ 0.00063214 = 18.1424 BTC [-] {4}
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: For all I know Snowden was a plant for the purpose of stalling and disappearing aspiring "second" leaker
decimation: asciilifeform: microsoft produces shitware -> sony uses shitware -> 'best' korea abuses shitware -> usg gains 'writ' to more tax dollars
asciilifeform: 'best' korea << not even a necessary hypothesis
asciilifeform: in fact, discountable on account of mere mention by usg.
decimation: eh, I guess I'm not that cynical. I believe that any scrap of evidence that can be used to stir shit up will be used by usg to sell an agenda
BingoBoingo: Whatever truth there might have been to who attacked sony is gone. Too late now.
asciilifeform: decimation: only if it sells the right agenda.
decimation: BingoBoingo: well, certainly we (the public) will not see the evidence
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: let's say you want some idiot dead. you bring him a loaded pistol, and say 'here. please put in mouth, here's the trigger.' he does.
asciilifeform: is this 'an attack' ?
BingoBoingo: Stirring shit up with North Korea is a natural move for the United States, because it distracts from the United States surrendering to Cuba to end that battle of the cold war.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: It can be.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: it seems privatized groups are better at disappearing acts than the USG's agency.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: reading from only the official material, that is precisely the kind of 'attack' involved.
thestringpuller: I'm pretty sure there is some privatize black site that is superior to USG version.
asciilifeform: 'attacker' (via spammail or telephone) - 'can plz has password' sony clerk: 'aye, here'
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: In that case there hasn't ever been an "attack" in the history of the internet
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: occasionally actual exploit exists
decimation: asciilifeform: I agree with your hypothesis in that I think USG genuinely guides the computer industry into insecurity
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: But how often can actual exploit be truly distinguished from McDonalds exploit fed to the consuminator?
decimation: imagine if the billions poured into 'cybersecurity' were spent on constructing an actual secure terminal from first principles
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: actual exploit in the sense that no cooperation is needed from the luser
decimation: that's the midget that the usg has squashed by sitting on the computer industry stool
decimation: the fbi claims it was an email attachment that dropped some scanners that guess passwords to smb shares
asciilifeform: decimation: this is about as thinkable to present-day academics - and turdware industrialist peddlers alike - as galois theory was to the romans
BingoBoingo: Aha. Luser must still cooperate with usine computer!
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: notice how the term 'trojan' has mostly faded from Official claptrap re: 'seekoority'
decimation: asciilifeform: alpha + x modulo II^CCLVI
asciilifeform: because virtually all extant crapware falls in 'trojan' category.
decimation: asciilifeform: I think it's the case that there is (or was) some meta-usg lab that could conceive and develop secure terminal - perhaps already has
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I thought "trojan" was falling out of fashion because fashion is now to go cloud where it is given that Eve already has root.
asciilifeform: decimation: with own parallel universe, where neither 'microshit office' nor 'bash' nor 'openssl', nor any of the constituent parts, are in use ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Teletype (paper) display, commodore 64
asciilifeform: decimation: usg did have a few 'parallel universes' of computing. there is, afaik, still a lab or two that use symbolics boxes, for example
asciilifeform: decimation: but my sources believe they're under continuous bureaucratic siege to go 'standards compliant'
decimation: asciilifeform: it's possible that at least someone inside usg who was charged with developing secure computing actually got somewhere
asciilifeform: we're speaking of 'secure computing' as if it were an actual technology, like +ev fusion or whatnot
asciilifeform: whereas it mainly consists of not-doing-things
asciilifeform: !s lisp brick
assbot: 6 results for 'lisp brick' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=lisp+brick
asciilifeform: !s antifeature
assbot: 1 results for 'antifeature' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=antifeature
asciilifeform: the principal thing-not-to-do is complexity that prevents fits-in-head
asciilifeform: anything that does not conform to this principle, i argue is ipso facto not secure for any reasonable definition of the word.
decimation: asciilifeform: agreed. this kind of thing: http://www.gdc4s.com/sectera-edge-(sme-ped)-proddetail.html
assbot: Sectéra® Edge™ (SME PED) ... ( http://bit.ly/1vlRfxj )
decimation: except that's probably the retard version
asciilifeform: the original obamaphone!
mod6: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 53 minutes and 57 seconds
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
decimation: asciilifeform: and of course, obama rejected it out of hand
gribble: Current Blocks: 335622 | Current Difficulty: 3.945767130713873E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 336671 | Next Difficulty In: 1049 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 21 hours, 37 minutes, and 53 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 38389877348.0 | Estimated Percent Change: -2.70618
decimation: because it contained too many 'antifeatures'
BingoBoingo: I have to confess the new blackberry classic does tempt... But for extra antifeatures over flip phone is unappealing.
decimation: http://thehackernews.com/2014/08/hillary-clintons-phone-hacked-by-german_16.html
assbot: Hillary Clinton's Phone Intercepted by German intelligence Agency - Hacker News ... ( http://bit.ly/1vlS4WX )
BingoBoingo: decimation: Nothing wrong with Nation State actors working to keep tabs on Nation State actors.
joecool: i like my Z10 tbh, only thing i'd improve is better battery life, i'm a bit concerned by some of the new "features" coming down in 10.3.x releases
decimation: one gets the picture that usg 'leaders' think of themselves as being above such trivialities as secure communications
BingoBoingo: joecool: When BBOS 7 seemed doomed I just went flipphone
joecool: oh see i hated BBOS7, i came from the harmattan/maemo background prior
joecool: tried a couple crapdroid landmines, universally disappointed
BingoBoingo: joecool: Ah, before I did BBOS 7 I was on Symbian whatever and then Android.
joecool: the whole style of UX on BB10 is very similar to the nokia n9's harmattan
joecool: otherwise i never would have considered blackberry, it's a shame they have a worthless marketing division
decimation: there there is this episode: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-26079957
assbot: BBC News - Ukraine crisis: Transcript of leaked Nuland-Pyatt call ... ( http://bit.ly/1vlSXif )
decimation: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/02/07/ukraine-phonecall-idUSL2N0LC1E120140207 " Mark Weatherford, a former deputy under secretary for cybersecurity with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, said that some senior government officials were issued mobile handsets that are capable of encrypting conversations but typically do not use them "It is expensive. They are different phones. They are cumbersome," said Weatherford, now a
assbot: Leaked call on Ukraine made on unencrypted cellphones -U.S. officials| Reuters ... ( http://bit.ly/1vlTmBs )
decimation: principal with the Chertoff Group, a Washington-based consulting firm led by former senior U.S. security and intelligence officials."
decimation: "GPG is too hard, no one will use it"
BingoBoingo: joecool: I don't have problems with big UX changes. I care more about what is happening and why. Unsolder the microphone and camera in old blackberry, works as a pager like god intended. Unsolder camera and microphone in shitty LG android phone doesn't work as pager or play angry birds!
asciilifeform: decimation: usg 'leaders' think of themselves as being above such trivialities as secure communications << of what concern is what a muppet says to another muppet ?
BingoBoingo: Microphoneless smart Pnohe is the way to Pnohe, because BB pager recieves calls, records a message. To return calls you battery up a flip phone.
asciilifeform: ukraine << so what. did even a single usg minion die from the intercepted phone ?
decimation: the original blackberry actually took over an older 'pager-like' frequency allocation http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DataTAC
assbot: DataTAC - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1vlUODH )
asciilifeform: all that resulted was a leak, of facts which anglo media will never print - so it's almost as good, from their point of view, as 'never happened' ☟︎
decimation: asciilifeform: My point is that no one in the entire us media 'noticed' that the intercept (which was supposedly sophisticated) came from usg 'leaders' talking on unsecure lines
decimation: one wonders how many billions were spent to deploy the secure facilities that they fail to use
asciilifeform: because they (correctly!) believed that it simply does not matter.
asciilifeform: the secure facilities (actual ones, vs. ordinary 'favourite son' golden toilet contracts) are used. by the folks who matter.
decimation: as in, faceless meta-bureaucrats?
decimation: http://www.ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2014/february/09/victoria-nulands-ukraine-gate-deceptions/ << ron paul picked up the angle
assbot: The Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity : Victoria Nuland's 'Ukraine-gate' Deceptions ... ( http://bit.ly/1vlV85s )
asciilifeform: wake me up when a 'minuteman' is pwned and sent off on an unsanctioned joyride.
decimation: asciilifeform: ah good point. you are saying the entire state dept. doesn't matter
BingoBoingo wonders if soon after releasing Cardano, S.NSA will release a Maldardano sample tampered Cardano for people to practice searching for turditions on.
decimation: actually usg would be much better off if it simply disbanded the department of state
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: fan of 'song of maldoror' ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Never heard it.
asciilifeform: shame.
asciilifeform: !s maldoror
assbot: 0 results for 'maldoror' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=maldoror
BingoBoingo: I guess I'll have to dearch nao
asciilifeform: not essential.
asciilifeform: decimation: department of state << try this gedankenexperiment. what could they possibly leak, that would have a measurable effect - with or without the cooperation of the state-controlled media
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Effective leak would be that reptillians exist and are in panic because of impending Avian threat.
decimation: actually mr. assange already performed this experiment
asciilifeform: lol, 'effective' ?
decimation: the result was largely: bureaucrats who appear to be idiots in public also are in fact idiots in private
decimation: http://www.ronpaulinstitute.org/archives/featured-articles/2014/december/20/cold-war-spy-games-show-the-moral-bankruptcy-of-the-us-national-security-state/
assbot: The Ron Paul Institute for Peace and Prosperity : Cold War Spy Games Show the Moral Bankruptcy of the US National Security State ... ( http://bit.ly/1xJY9SR )
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, in the same way plot from "Watchmen" would be effective.
decimation: asciilifeform: wrt the state department, anything important being discussed with us 'trade partners' is discussed by private parties conducting the trade
BingoBoingo: It's interesting how in the US the title Secretary of State can alternately refer to the chief cocksucker at the Federal level and at the state level the chief Notarizing authority.
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Billion dollar bet?" http://bitbet.us/bet/1047/ Odds: 13(Y):87(N) by coin, 16(Y):84(N) by weight. Total bet: 16.31715114 BTC. Current weight: 41,553.
cazalla: wru scoopbot http://qntra.net/2014/12/bitnplay-aims-to-raise-400-btc-for-a-bitcoin-based-poker-site/
assbot: Bitnplay Aims To Raise 400 BTC For A Bitcoin Based Poker Site | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1zgQS8H )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11521 @ 0.00065647 = 7.5632 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5739 @ 0.00065647 = 3.7675 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2500 @ 0.00064466 = 1.6117 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12400 @ 0.00064466 = 7.9938 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: !up austeritysucks
BingoBoingo: !up punkman1
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2014/12/discus-fish-donates-namecoins-to-namecoin-developers/
assbot: Discus Fish Donates Namecoins to Namecoin Developers | Qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1wjABO1 )
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2000 @ 0.0012081 = 2.4162 BTC [-] {7}
jurov: <mircea_popescu> somehow nobody goes "o look, mp paid 100s of btc so bitcoin financial space may exist" << you know, that space practically does not exist for them ☟︎
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30300 @ 0.00062326 = 18.8848 BTC [-]
jurov: coinbr s.mpoe divs finally paid. to compensate for the waiting, twice the amount ;)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 88350 @ 0.00061937 = 54.7213 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13850 @ 0.00063022 = 8.7285 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14750 @ 0.00061543 = 9.0776 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29700 @ 0.00061543 = 18.2783 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: It was the day before X-Mas, all was silent, even in #b-a. Nothing stirred, not even a bot.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4700 @ 0.00062328 = 2.9294 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: I guess it technically is already XMas for cazalla
jurov: <mike_c> [20141223 14:37] have you ever thought about adding the ability to short mpex stocks to coinbr? << coinbr is on hold atm. on one side it didn't make almost anything this year, on other side mpex is just not there reliability wise for solid service
jurov: and i don't mean puny dns errors, but stuff like vanishing orders
thestringpuller: oh no. jurov what does that mean for customers?
jurov: it means...same as before. you notice glitches, i'll exchange gpg blobs with mircea and eventually fix it
jurov: and i had inquiries like "we want api for coinbr" me: "it is possible, just very ratelimited... let's do it together, can you do 100BTC volume?"
jurov: they: "um... dunno.. let me ask"
thestringpuller: heh understood
thestringpuller: thx for the extended transparency and due diligence with your fiduciary duty
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19706 @ 0.00061543 = 12.1277 BTC [-]
dignork: jurov: sorry to hear that, i like coinbr
dignork: :( sorry, I'm leaving states in a few days, gift cards are of no use for me, otherwise I'd buy some from you.
dignork: wrong chan
jurov: O.o lol
dignork: jurov: gift cards are not for you, hopefully you don't need this bizarre substitute :)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2365 @ 0.00120319 = 2.8455 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: https://wikileaks.org/cia-travel/secondary-screening/page-15.html#efmAAzABm
assbot: CIA Assessment on Surviving Secondary Screening - page 15 ... ( http://bit.ly/1B1nSnM )
jurov: kakobrekla: do you have prepared cover story when flying to argentina?
jurov: or, even more important, when coming back :)
kakobrekla: hehe
kakobrekla not going there afaik.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9978 @ 0.00062328 = 6.2191 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28200 @ 0.00060714 = 17.1213 BTC [-] {3}
jurov: good to know, i'm not going either
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50300 @ 0.00058305 = 29.3274 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6021 @ 0.00057637 = 3.4703 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10505 @ 0.00056402 = 5.925 BTC [-] {3}
mod6: :[
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5624 @ 0.00055393 = 3.1153 BTC [-] {2}
asciilifeform: jurov, kakobrekla not going !?
asciilifeform: damn, who is !?
thestringpuller: you
asciilifeform: jurov: why not going ?
asciilifeform: kakobrekla we know is a miser, but jurov ?
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I don't think people really stay in this channel unless they are misers.
asciilifeform: !s official miser
assbot: 1 results for 'official miser' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=official+miser
dignork: hey, i'm not a miser, just not too wealthy :)
jurov: lol i'm a miser too... why you though otherwise?
jurov: *thought
kakobrekla: misery keeps us feed.
xanthyos: we're not all misers.
kakobrekla: fed i mean.
xanthyos: there's an appeal to the pageantry of misery
xanthyos: counting stacks of gold coins in a dark room
jurov: asciilifeform prolly mistook wao for my personal driver :DDD
kakobrekla: lol
kakobrekla: but idk if im a misser
kakobrekla: i could live on even less than this.
kakobrekla: much less.
kakobrekla: (go 500km south and everything is half price or less)
jurov: southern somalia?
jurov: :D
kakobrekla: lol
kakobrekla: no, but im srs.
jurov: yea i know. i am fine with 25k eur before taxes this year, even paid part of a new car from that
kakobrekla: i paid 500 btc for the car but no taxes.
jurov: 500? you bought tesla?
kakobrekla: no, thats like 100 or something :D
kakobrekla bought the car back in the year when btc was 10bux or smth
jurov: heh
kakobrekla: but now im stuck with it as the thing wont amortize over 750k years
thestringpuller: ben_vulpes: are you working? (do you celebrate xmas?)
xanthyos: heh
mod6: asciilifeform: are you going to b-a?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2136 @ 0.0005925 = 1.2656 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12300 @ 0.00059442 = 7.3114 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: So Today I came out once again net positive in the course of my Christmas shopping.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00060376 = 7.0036 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: My favorite liquor store for the second year in a row gifted me with a bottle of wine and a girly calendar when I came in for cigarettes.
thestringpuller: "Oh hey it's bingoboingo! Ah, we love 'dis guy! Merry Christmas muthafucka!"
BingoBoingo: Pretty much how it went.
BingoBoingo: Honestly I think they do it to get rid of whatever wine wasn't selling.
thestringpuller: the girly calendar is a nice touch tho
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12964 @ 0.00059442 = 7.7061 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Yeah
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15200 @ 0.00057802 = 8.7859 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: scoopbot -fetch
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by Bingo Boingo: http://qntra.net/2014/12/butterfly-labs-motion-to-dismiss-ftc-suit-survives/
thestringpuller: oh wow
BingoBoingo: So... Beat CCN and CoinDesk to that one.
thestringpuller: hopefully we can beat them on this other story too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.118 = 1.18 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: Well, that in your hands
davout: BingoBoingo: i really like your articles
BingoBoingo: davout: Thank you
BingoBoingo: It's taken some time getting the right balance of dense enough and informative enough for newswriting
davout: in other news josh garza gets an 'honorable mention' in coindesk's list of 'bitcoin's most influential people of 2014'
thestringpuller: looking more like he owns coindesk...
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: I thought CoinDesk was still a VC thing
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by thestringpuller: http://qntra.net/2014/12/coinbase-tracing-user-transactions/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10100 @ 0.00055146 = 5.5697 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 322.76, Best ask: 323.91, Bid-ask spread: 1.15000, Last trade: 323.93, 24 hour volume: 6248.93897115, 24 hour low: 322.0, 24 hour high: 338.99, 24 hour vwap: 332.111093959
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4843 @ 0.00055976 = 2.7109 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14232 @ 0.00058554 = 8.3334 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 335729 | Current Difficulty: 3.945767130713873E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 336671 | Next Difficulty In: 942 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 4 hours, 44 minutes, and 12 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 38511034395.1 | Estimated Percent Change: -2.39912
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00057655 = 5.4196 BTC [-]
decimation: https://www.ece.cmu.edu/~safari/pubs/kim-isca14.pdf << "By reading from the same address in DRAM, we show that it is possible to corrupt data in nearby addresses"
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1zUd8rU )
decimation: asciilifeform: look at that, some academics actually studying hardware
dignork: decimation: cool paper, scary, otherwise I didn't bother to calcualte probabilities for uncontrolled random scenario, or non-DOS attack vector.
decimation: note that ECC is only a partial mitigation
dignork: yep, so it reducues random occurences, but i still don't see any good attacks with it.
dignork: *reduces
decimation: umm, you can corrupt the victim's memory by executing a loop?
dignork: well, the thing is, if you already can write into his memory, at very specific locations, you probably already running there :)
decimation: don't need to write, only read
dignork: well, same difference, you still run on his machine for this.
jurov: not necessarily
jurov: there's certainly a way how to remotely cause already present software to repeatedly read memory
decimation: for example, a crafted javascript or maybe just plain html web page
dignork: well, sure, but these reads need to happen nearby executed code, which by random error turns into something executable, etc. Just can't construct any scenario it realisticly happens. But I might be wrong.
BingoBoingo: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-30599341
assbot: BBC News - Vodka prices: Putin calls for cap amid economic crisis ... ( http://bit.ly/1wGzldf )
jurov: dignork you certainly did not read
jurov: "nearby" does not mean near addresses
dignork: jurov: chip address line, verifying your chip line from javascript?
jurov: because there are clever interleaving schemes to allow for faster reading
decimation: dignork: are you implying that javascript doesn't use ram?
dignork: it does, but it's rather sandboxed.
jurov: dignork: do browsers have randomized addresses for loading js? iirc not
jurov: js could corrupt browser core memory few pages away in this scenario
decimation: certainly the js memory is not randomly moved every context switch
jurov: not even every startup
dignork: so it normally cannot read your /dev/whatever to check the physical location, but sure, it's potentially DOS/crash, not an effective code execution.
jurov: why not? if js in certain version of firefox can reliably cause fast repeated reads at address X, thus affecting addresses Y,Z
jurov: we know what code/data is at Y,Z
dignork: we cause a random pattern error at this position...
dignork: chances of sucessfull execution drop to 0
dignork: well, not absolute 0, but some very small negligible %
jurov: "B and C modules heavily favored 1->0 errors." << not random pattern error
jurov: and "behavior of most victim cells depended of other cells" << also usable for information exfiltration
dignork: so you have some more than frequent pattern, it should match the actual data that you want to write.
BingoBoingo: !up moldysnizz
dignork: Oh, reading, even with noise, border cells might be usefull though, haven't seen it.
BingoBoingo: !up bitspill
BingoBoingo: !up bitstein
decimation: at any rate, it's proof of the kind of error against which asciilifeform regularly pontificates, that is, a hardware error that is known only to the vendors of the chips
BingoBoingo: !up badon
jurov: https://www.cs.princeton.edu/~appel/papers/memerr.pdf << there was already research on using much more random memory errors than this
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dignork: yep, scary.
BingoBoingo: http://www.gomerblog.com/2014/12/hospital-ama/
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BingoBoingo: !up Dimsler
dignork: jurov: thanks for the link, haven't read the actual method before, it's awesome.
cazalla: thestringpuller: I guess it technically is already XMas for cazalla <<< 830am xmas morning but still, cuppa tea and read logs before my first family xmas opening gifts
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jurov: https://devuan.org/newsletter_22dec.html << they claim to be self-hosting already
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jurov: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=8788532 if anyone cares, i don't have hn account
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asciilifeform: memory paper << snore. 1) serious folks using dram - use ecc dram. 2) serious folks do not allow opponent to execute arbitrary strange on their von neumann box 3) serious folks doing truly serious things use sram.
asciilifeform: for aficionados of dram diddling,
asciilifeform: !s bitsquatting
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asciilifeform: and related pursuits.
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dignork: http://www.washingtonpost.com/national/health-science/cdc-reports-potential-ebola-exposure-in-atlanta-lab/2014/12/24/f1a9f26c-8b8e-11e4-8ff4-fb93129c9c8b_story.html
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Adlai: http://slur.io/
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Adlai likes how they talk about it in present tense, then later ask for money so they can build it
asciilifeform: Adlai: honeypot.
asciilifeform: and site has 'flash.' QED.
Adlai: LOL https://github.com/u99/slur
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asciilifeform: and disputes settled by showing the actual secret to five randomly selected lusers
asciilifeform: what a joke.
asciilifeform: d3m0cr4cy!!
Adlai: https://github.com/u99/slur/stargazers <- who are these lemmings
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