mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: "This is how the max block size will be increased, hopefully with the same 2-year delay. By the time the change actually happens, everyone will be using a client with the new rules because that's the only type of client that will have been advertised on bitcoin.org and elsewhere for 2+ years. You'd have to go massively out of your way to download a version without the new rules."
mircea_popescu: derp.
mircea_popescu: the fake bitcoin foundation is going to make it for two years ? bwahahaha gimme a break.
mircea_popescu: Gavin educates, make his points and tries convince community without antagonizing anyone. Popescu is probably the biggest jerk in the community, and his flock are such a dickheads that I'd be happy to see them using separate chain just so they can circlejerk and pretend they are the kings of the crypto-word in their own sandbox. Anything they write is so repugnant, that it's just impossible to argue with them. It's fun
mircea_popescu: ny how they define "THE community" linking between blogs of handful of people.
mircea_popescu: dude, reddit really likes being educated, provided the "education" in question consists of telling them how great and important they are.
mircea_popescu: "However, I also expect Bitcoin to become a) more forgetful and think that b), there could be a systems that puts the burden of validating a transaction on the sender of the transaction instead of the network. So that maybe, maybe, in the more distant future, all that needs to be kept of the decentralized blockchain are the headers, which is less than a CD-ROM full of data for 100years."
mircea_popescu: :D
mircea_popescu: ahh all this exposure to that other community.
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adlai: what if satoshi sells on the original chain
adlai: (directed by m night shamalayan)
mircea_popescu: "Dude that runs Mpex is a crazy narcissist that happened to get rich (if he cashed out) from being an early adopter. I think the MPEX buy-in was 10k coins just for a seat at the table even after the price hit $30. He also just consented to a $50k fine from the SEC for selling unregistered securities."
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: adlai yeah, all this "satoshi this satoshi that" will be heard until the 1mn hoard quietly splits one night.
mircea_popescu: then it sudden;y won't ever be a topic mentioned again by the ~500 or so fake reddit accounts working at creating "consensus" of "the community"
kakobrekla: no he didnt cash out, he is still poor.
kakobrekla: o wait this isnt the forum
mircea_popescu: ima ask the sec to give me 50k i apparently paid them ?
BigBitz: SEC. lol.
mircea_popescu: brb where's that email address...
mircea_popescu: "This guy owns enough BTC to crash the price to 0 on the fork if it develops. Basically imagine launching an altcoin that starts out with the current blockchain as genesis. Then imagine a huge holder acting to destroy this altcoin to protect the original Bitcoin."
BigBitz: in Romania. LOL.
mircea_popescu: "This is one of the shittiest pieces of fear mongering I've ever read. Hard forking is and should be a natural and regular occurance and never has any hard fork ever threatened the block chain. It's called natural selection. Have a little faith in the educated masses"
mircea_popescu: dude...
mircea_popescu: reddit is actually pretty great lulz
cazalla: easter eggs on shelves here in australia and it's only 2nd week of january lol
mircea_popescu: ew
mircea_popescu: how long are those supposed to keep
cazalla: forever i think
mircea_popescu: sounds unappetizing
kakobrekla: you dont actually eat them.
davout: cazalla: not very surprising coming from a people that sells oysters already opened
davout: oysters. they're opened. right.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: plenty o\f restaurants bring them open to the table tho
davout: that's even a worse offense to humanity than vegemite and the australian accent combined
mircea_popescu: da fuck is vegemite
decimation: yeah in the us it is common to get oysters seved open
decimation: it's the shit at the bottom of a beer barrel after fermentation is done
davout: mircea_popescu: of course, i'm speaking about stores, where the oysters are presented like that
mircea_popescu: o lordy.
mircea_popescu: davout ever showed you the alleged "salmon" that was jet black ?
davout: god forbid you confuse vegemite for nutella. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
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davout: mircea_popescu: that sort of rings a bell, was that in bsas? i kind of remember you mentioning some sort of cheese too
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mircea_popescu: yeah it was
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decimation: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegemite <<
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assbot: Vegemite - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia ... ( http://bit.ly/1A6ooio )
decimation: Vegemite (/ˈvɛdʒɨmaɪt/ VEJ-ə-myt)[2][3] is a dark brown Australian food paste made from leftover brewers' yeast extract with various vegetable and spice additives developed by Cyril P. Callister in Melbourne, Victoria, in 1922.[4] A popular spread for sandwiches, toast, crumpets and cracker biscuits as well as a filling for pastries, Vegemite is similar to British, New Zealand and South African Marmite, Australian Promite,
decimation: Swiss Cenovis and German Hefeextrakt.
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decimation: mmm bread with yeast shit on top
davout: a filling. for pastries.
davout: wtf
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decimation: in france they fill pastries with almond paste; in australia, with yeast shit
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davout: decimation: tbh the almond pastry thing is usually bakeries recycling yesterday's pastries
mircea_popescu: i think that may actually be required for people with no better source of b complex / colon flora
davout: "oh that croissant from yesterday is hard? let's just soak it in that delicious milk+almonds thing and sell it under a different name" delicious nonetheless
mircea_popescu: well either that or shit transplant from europeans
decimation: heh interesting, didn't know that
decimation: mircea_popescu: yeah that's a good theory
decimation: gut flora are probably more important than we know
davout: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10119424#msg10119424 "Devs, Miners, Traders: they are the three branches of Bitcoin Government. They check and balance each other. Traders and miners have ruled too long. Their power is waning. It's time for devs to bring hope and change to the Bitcoin community. Then we can come back stronger."
assbot: Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/17yejE3 )
mircea_popescu: we kinda know...
mircea_popescu: lolwut
davout: the interesting in this bit is that if you s/devs/power rangers/ it works just as fucking well, if not better
mircea_popescu: quite stable this abstract grammar.
davout: what ?
mircea_popescu: whatever bitcointalk speaks, it's very stable.
mircea_popescu: resists transforms.
asciilifeform: 'It's time for devs to bring hope and change to the Bitcoin community' << trololol!
asciilifeform: can any of these really be 'for real' ?
davout: oic
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform no but see ? lol
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mircea_popescu: i doubt it was ever in history the case that idiots supporting something did so much damage to it by its attempts at supporting it.
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mircea_popescu: kinda a resplendent showcase of why one does not really want to be on the side of idiots.
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mircea_popescu: s/its/their/
asciilifeform: "oh, we included code but we had no idea what it does" sort of approach to code-is-spec specwork << this is actually a very serious boojum, beyond what most realize. i'll give example.
mircea_popescu: i kinda think we realise...
asciilifeform: if you're doing crypto-whatever (e.g., 'gossipd') and you're gonna process signatures from pgp
asciilifeform: now have to decide 'OAEP' or 'PKCS#1' ?
asciilifeform: and how does your $library actually implement this
asciilifeform: etc
asciilifeform: imho this is the crevice where the remaining mice live, for the record.
oglafbot: http://oglaf.com/panacea/
assbot: panacea ... ( http://bit.ly/17ygd7L )
asciilifeform: idiotically complex solution to a quite simple problem, and there is no opting out if you want compatibility with anything
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform nah, all code statically linked.
mircea_popescu: everything gossipd uses is thereby forked and frozen.
asciilifeform: naturally
mircea_popescu: and that's that.
asciilifeform: that doesn't solve the mystery meat problem
mircea_popescu: it specifies the mystery meat is all.
asciilifeform was answering 'we included code but we had no idea what it does'
asciilifeform: do artifexd, mircea_popescu, (who else in there?) understand the 'oeap' or 'pkcs#1' routine that is to be used in 'gossip' ?
asciilifeform: just as one example
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=919629.msg10118626#msg10118626 << fwiw, cooler heads seem to have caught on and are in danger of prevaling. which'll make this play out exactly as a mtgox 2.0 (i asked for tux' head on a platter in april, "community" protected him for a few months, i got head delivered february next. wonder if gavin makes it that long)_
assbot: Fork off ... ( http://bit.ly/17ygYxt )
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform the original complaint was more of a "we include names, do not know what code they stand for"
asciilifeform: hm.
mircea_popescu: slighjtly more egregious violation of same principle.
mircea_popescu: bvut the recent openss; ecdsa library issue ? it's because they pulled "ecdsa"
mircea_popescu: not specified code, just a name
mircea_popescu: code had changed.
asciilifeform: that kind of behaviour is more or less the same as asking for a, e.g., 'ld_preload attack' or the like.
mircea_popescu: quite.
mircea_popescu: but it's how they're bringing "hope and change" to bitcoin, or w/e it was they were bringing.
cazalla: <davout> cazalla: not very surprising coming from a people that sells oysters already opened <<< ever had Sydney rock oysters?
davout: cazalla: never. been to sydney only a couple of days, lived in melbourne for a while tho, where i witnessed the unspeakable horror of these oysters being sold already opened
cazalla: davout, well agreed there, i won't buy and eat them from fish market in melbourne but while living near Sydney, happy to shove as many down my gullet as possible
davout: they look pretty different from what i'm used to, pretty fat and appealing :D
decimation: asciilifeform: re: tieteixobactin << My outsider view is that microbiology has been more busy derping with 'computing dna' rather than actually studying microbes
BingoBoingo: decimation: And that's why the people who made the jump to culturing forest organisms in dirt found a useful.
cazalla: davout, in fact, Melbourne is all round pretty shit for seafood besides king george whiting
davout: no trouble beliebing that
danielpbarron: they are starting to call the real bitcoin "MPcoin"
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: flattering huh.
mircea_popescu: "mp got bitcoin renamed in his honor by not doing things! now that's the true entrepreneurial spirit!"
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BingoBoingo: !b 1
cazalla: ;;rate -100000 davout__ doesn't like vegemite, attacks vegemite
gribble: Error: 'davout__' is not a valid integer.
mircea_popescu: no really this shit is beautiful. so, libertards that think they're part of bitcoin come up with the idea to fork bitcoin to make it moar libertardcoin. mp says "fu and your gavincoin". now, they do understand that leaving the issue as bitcoin vs gavincoin pretty much settles the propaganda angle.
cazalla: i'm not sure if there is anything better than butter soaked bread topped with an inch of vegemite
davout: ;;rate -10000 cazalla__ lives upside down
gribble: Error: 'cazalla__' is not a valid integer.
mircea_popescu: so they'd rather it be mpcoin vs "bitcoin". except... if the gavincoin chain fails, this in effect renames bitcoin after me.
mircea_popescu: so their attempt to fork bitcoin escalated, because before they can in earnest get to that, they have to resolve a namefork
mircea_popescu: holy shit is postmodernity amusing.
BingoBoingo: It really is.
mircea_popescu: i wonder which way they end up solving it.
BingoBoingo: I'm surprised it took so long for the coin name for issue to resolve
mircea_popescu: ie, how soon do they concede defeat.
mircea_popescu: cuz it's hard!
BingoBoingo: Well, they are going to stop saying MP coin soon I imagine, because... They still base their idea of MP wealth on that dorky tortilla chart from god knows how long ago.
BingoBoingo: Not the handlers, but the muppets.
BingoBoingo: Or maybe the handlers too.
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BingoBoingo: !up soypirate
BingoBoingo: !up sinetek
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2yp1/is_bitpay_spending_too_much_9_employees_were_laid/cnlzirx << lol
assbot: zomg_pwn comments on Is Bitpay spending too much? 9 employees were laid off last week. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DzeWui )
artifexd: ;;later tell nubbins` Do you have an common casascius coins you want to sell? I sold a dozen and would like to replace them.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
kakobrekla: how much?
artifexd: Me?
kakobrekla: yes
artifexd: 2BTC each
artifexd: If I can replace them for 1.35BTC each (or less), I will.
kakobrekla: the brass is .35 when btc is 100 or 1000.
kakobrekla: pure brass.
artifexd: Yep
kakobrekla: or 1 btc for idijots.
artifexd: Pretty much.
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decimation: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 266.89, Best ask: 267.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 267.49, 24 hour volume: 12512.85539594, 24 hour low: 262.08, 24 hour high: 280.94, 24 hour vwap: 0
kakobrekla: 266, previous top.
kakobrekla: gonner.
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cazalla: lulz, poor krebs https://twitter.com/notchF/status/554433535579545600
assbot: Don't get smoked http://t.co/GtXDUyOpCx
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BingoBoingo: Retard, that's not a bullet with the name on it that's just a fucking casing.
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mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo seems qntra is doing pretty well these days huh
kakobrekla: lots of 'impressions' ? :)
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah. It really does. It's been a fight getting credibility from people on the fence. Took a few days for people to realize the BitPay layoff article wasn't bullshit.
mircea_popescu: aha
BingoBoingo: f3d1b8ad2e31887ad33695f3e58a4df946cf8020e6f98ce598528ba5d6583bd3
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mircea_popescu: $depth s.qntr
empyex: mircea_popescu: [S.QNTR] Bids: 2000 @ 0.00015000 7089 @ 0.00013514 20000 @ 0.00012995 100000 @ 0.00009995
empyex: mircea_popescu: [S.QNTR] Asks: 50 @ 0.00017400 550 @ 0.00017500 50 @ 0.00030000
mircea_popescu: dat imbalance O.o
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BingoBoingo: Wax sealing, making a comeback http://bitcoinwaxstamp.com/?product=the-pawn
assbot: The Pawn | Bitcoin Wax Stamp ... ( http://bit.ly/1xetcjA )
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BingoBoingo: https://twitter.com/BBoingo/status/554465983768039424
assbot: . /btc_feed Really you aren't going to cite the source http://t.co/j5ClkrUzCo you quote in your layoffs article http://t.co/firoaZwLPP
BingoBoingo: ^ San Francisco Ethics
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo shameful.
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asciilifeform: re: fork wars << i find it strange that the phoundation folks are derping around with block size, etc. rather than shooting for straight dekulakization.
mircea_popescu: this is just as good, if it passed.
asciilifeform: or is this more of a 'camel's nose' affair
kakobrekla: my guess is nobody really knows what the actual fuck is going on.
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: you know. we used to have a "no alcohol on sunday" policy.
thestringpuller: used to not affect, me. Today, I'm like "Sweet time to get beer".
asciilifeform: what even is the point of gigantic blocks ?
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla quite certain you're right
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> what even is the point of gigantic blocks ? << More pretend businesses for the Mr Spamzors
kakobrekla beats sexyginger.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ?
asciilifeform: i can guess.
mircea_popescu: so then ? huge instablocks, miners running into the disaster of textile
mircea_popescu: "a well, bitcoin was a great idea, unfortunately it failed. clearly ron paul can't win office"
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Things happen
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mircea_popescu: thestringpuller btw, how does it feel to like hit it with article ?
thestringpuller: Meh. Can I go into hiding like hanbot now?
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: getting hassled ?
mircea_popescu: "An as yet unknown1 individual or group has taken up the mantle of DPR and launched the next iteration of the Silk Road marketplace, but this time around it's not accessible via Tor."
mircea_popescu: heh.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: where was this ?
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: So, I'm a big Dave Chappelle fan. Anyhow when he got heckled and ragequitting off stage during one of his last stand up shows he came back out and said something to the audience: "You know why my show is good? Because the network officials say you're not smart enough to get what I'm doing, and every day I fight for you. I tell them how smart you are. Turns out, I was wrong. You people are stupid." This is how I
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform qntra
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller i recall that.
mircea_popescu: Basically they fired the guy who blew $1.5Million and only 5 Transactions (probably sub $10) to show for it.
mircea_popescu: BitPay will soon be dead. They probably make $1000 per month revenue and burn around $500K.
mircea_popescu: wait.... reddit no longer loves bitpay ?
mircea_popescu: that leaves what, propping the scam foundation ?
mircea_popescu: no, fred wilson on twitter isn't it. i mean business.
mircea_popescu: "I think the bigger issue is that Bitpay doesn't have a long term business model. Even assuming that Bitcoin adoption grows, transfer of Bitcoin to fiat is a programmable function. People will immediately cut out the middle man if it becomes less expensive, and its a bit of a race to the bottom as people compete in the space for the best rates, quickest conversion and most apis."
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: no moat, eh ? aww.
mircea_popescu: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2yp1/is_bitpay_spending_too_much_9_employees_were_laid/cnm0n9q << if anyone wants to point out to bruce fenton that http://mpex.ws/?mpsic=D.BPAY isn't selling worth a crap. and it's damned cheap too.
assbot: bruce_fenton comments on Is Bitpay spending too much? 9 employees were laid off last week. ... ( http://bit.ly/1IDpff9 )
assbot: D.BPAY last 2@0.23999999 ... ( http://bit.ly/1IDpgQf )
hanbot: ty!
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cazalla: mircea_popescu, done
hanbot: <thestringpuller> how did you not have a stroke while in the trenches of super retardism? << what matters are facts; doesn't matter how often idiocy is repeated by idiots, or how exotic it gets. also, cold showers.
hanbot: lol mircea_popescu http://www.reddit.com/r/Buttcoin/comments/2s23ap/the_womans_job_is_to_find_a_great_man_not_good_by/
assbot: "The woman's job is to find a great man (not good, by the way), suck his cock, wash his socks and write his eulogy." Bitcoin thought leader Mircea Popescu enlightens. : Buttcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1y1yuV1 )
mircea_popescu: awww, internets no like eulogy talk ?
hanbot: i guess it's more fun to play unobservant psych undergrad than to think.
mircea_popescu: hanbot i wonder how many of these milktoothed experts of letters and matters even understands what the sockwashing reference is.
mircea_popescu: judging by teh arguments, i guess now.
mircea_popescu: not*
hanbot: judging by the arguments, i'd be surprised if the thing was read beyond the title's first nine words.
mircea_popescu: i guess that also.
BingoBoingo: lulz!!! http://www.vox.com/2015/1/10/7521819/sanders-mmt-kelton
assbot: Bernie Sanders opens a new front in the battle for the future of the Democratic Party - Vox ... ( http://bit.ly/1y1BKzS )
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/1097/ltc-to-top-one-bitcent-before-march/
assbot: BitBet - LTC to top one bitcent before March :: 0.04 B (4%) on Yes, 1.06 B (96%) on No | closing in 1 month 1 week| weight: 93`098 (100`000 to 1) ... ( http://bit.ly/1wNBVdw )
mircea_popescu: 25:1. i guess not huh.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6244 @ 0.00050427 = 3.1487 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform still waiting for 'slavecoin'
mircea_popescu: proof of cum ?
[\\\]: is there a cumcoin yet?
mircea_popescu: not afaik
BingoBoingo: !up undata
BingoBoingo: !up Tiraspol
undata: BingoBoingo: ty sir
undata: I should script auth better instead of doing it by hand like a derp each time.
BingoBoingo: Nah
undata: but eh, bouncer makes me lazy
BingoBoingo: !up bitstein
hanbot: <mircea_popescu> hanbot i wonder how many of these milktoothed experts of letters and matters even understands what the sockwashing reference is. << is it that bogart-bacall in the desert episode?
mircea_popescu: african queen yup
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00051548 = 2.8351 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: damn that's a good movie
thestringpuller: the d00d from maltese falcon and shit
thestringpuller: that guy was a dynamic actor.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38878 @ 0.00050292 = 19.5525 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: kinda so-so, that one. to have and have not, the big sleep, stuff like that rather.
thestringpuller: the big sleep had some dope "slang"
mircea_popescu: hepburn's outright annoying as a love interest.
mircea_popescu: she does a splendid eleanor of aquitanie and generally dowager roles,
mircea_popescu: but i don't see anyone'd ever want to fuck her.
thestringpuller: not as annoying as marilyn monroe in some like it hot :P
mircea_popescu: what, dumb blonde to perfection.
thestringpuller: maybe I'm just not into the dumb blonde type!
mircea_popescu: i guess my very heavy "not a whore, not a woman" bias is showing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5888 @ 0.00051548 = 3.0351 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2068 @ 0.00081965 = 1.695 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13458 @ 0.00051851 = 6.9781 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 27600 @ 0.00051373 = 14.1789 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2yp1/is_bitpay_spending_too_much_9_employees_were_laid/cnm7rwk
assbot: um_ya comments on Is Bitpay spending too much? 9 employees were laid off last week. ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8frJJ )
cazalla: that is funny considering the timing of the article on trilema other day lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 77450 @ 0.00051754 = 40.0835 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: It really is
danielpbarron: lol ya, my redditvote made the qntra comment go to the top
BingoBoingo: lol
danielpbarron: weew i made hope and change happen
BingoBoingo: I still doesn't look like one of the many crap spewing anuses pretending to news because of forgoing bootstrap is not a design virtue.
asciilifeform failed to parse this sentence ^
BingoBoingo: Coindesk for axample is an anus. It looks like it uses Bootstrap (mobile first design turd). I dunno how visual difference between Qntra and an anus is not a net positive.
asciilifeform: http://nms.csail.mit.edu/spinal
assbot: Spinal Codes ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8lz4w )
asciilifeform annoyed, ^ remarkably similar to an idea he had been chewing on
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform why's that annoying you ?
undata: qntra could have a media query to change the width on mobile.. just sayin
undata: I use an rss reader so it doesn't affect me either way
mircea_popescu: don't smartphones autoadjust ?
undata: mircea_popescu: yes, but as qntra has what appears to be a fixed pixel width it ends up with rather small fonts on mine
cazalla: mircea_popescu, Qntra is not perfect, at least not on an iphone but it's readable
mircea_popescu: cazalla prolly should get rid of absolute px specification in favour of %s
undata: I am otherwise totally unoffended by the minimalism
undata: mircea_popescu: yes
mircea_popescu: pretty much all browsers/platforms handle that well
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 2709 @ 0.00085 = 2.3027 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: cazalla dude did you people get more reddit comments/votes today than sharesd ?
mircea_popescu: maybe qntra should pay dividends in social media crap.
thestringpuller: can i use karma to buy MPOE?
cazalla: yeah, lots of comments and feedback and bad advices
thestringpuller: at least gavin's enemies came out of the woodwork...
mircea_popescu: any substance to this "Tony "I Like Underage Girls" Gallippi" angle something awful's pushing ?
thestringpuller: yea
thestringpuller: cazalla has da full scoop on that
thestringpuller: it's old news tho I thought
cazalla: he was just the cameraman, what's the problem?!?!
thestringpuller: "cameraman" lol
mircea_popescu: fill me in ?
cazalla: actually, i don't know the full story, i think thestringpuller has that
thestringpuller: man this was months ago
thestringpuller: we were researching and found a few articles saying he was setting up underage girl shoots
thestringpuller: was technically legal, but sketchy as hell
thestringpuller: lemme see if I can do some digging
cazalla: mircea_popescu, he's allege to have run a glamourshots business but claimed he was only the cameraman, i dunno the facts tbh
mircea_popescu: i thought it was that other derp that got put away for something pedo related
mircea_popescu: some expert i wrote about at some point
thestringpuller: http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-bitcoin-broker-and-the-13-year-old-girl-in-the-biki-1563202590 << there we go
mircea_popescu: how is bitpay being run by a fucking cameraman
cazalla: how is it not?
mircea_popescu: heh i guess that's a point
mircea_popescu: soopermodels.com lol ok, i recall this now.
undata: dude can't even opsec his pedo-ing and he wants my coin
mircea_popescu: of course, all this wasn't exactly exceptional in 2002 or w/e.
asciilifeform: why's that annoying you << i have a heuristic for picking lines of inquiry that's heavily weighted against what i know other folks to be doing
asciilifeform: it makes life more interesting.
thestringpuller: ^- so do vidya games
mircea_popescu: "Lets not forget the real paid shills on /r/bitcoin as well. The fuckwits who were paid to spread the usage of 'bit' as a unit. I wonder how much BitPay spent on that one." << that's a kinda funny one. yet another place where derps diverge from mp, derps fail & get burned, derps dun learn.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yeah but i mean... so it's great, less shit to worry about, someone else;s doing it.
mircea_popescu: i guess im just lazy.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: it's interesting to see some of the derps waking up and exiting the cave.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu presumably does not say 'glad somebody else is doing this!' when sees gurl being ravished from long way away
mircea_popescu: "How much did the Bitcoin Bowl cost? Was it really worth sacrificing nine of your best and brightest?" << heh. once you put it like that, it burns.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform if she likes it ? why not ?
mircea_popescu: i can't fuck em all god help me.
undata: !b3
asciilifeform: 'why not' isn't quite the same as 'glad i don't have to!'
undata: bah I lose
mircea_popescu: ok, you got me there, but still.
BingoBoingo: http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--UsR7uNrs--/lj39ksnah0qe4csxhsri.gif
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8qYsm )
mircea_popescu: in unrelated news, im kinda blown away that the point that an eulogy's job is to illustrate how great the deceased was and how worthless the world by comparison is somehow controversial.
mircea_popescu: is this because reddit is too young to have given much thought to funerals etc ?
BingoBoingo: Prolly
mircea_popescu: but i mean... they're in literature too.
mircea_popescu: well, i guess not in o'reilly stuff. hm.
mircea_popescu: "an eulogy guide for dummies" ?
asciilifeform: do plebe funerals still have eulogies?
asciilifeform: or just an excavator, cement mixer, and some beer ?
BingoBoingo: "professional mourner"
BingoBoingo: Except promoted to Eulogies
asciilifeform: those date to at least babylon
BingoBoingo: Instead of merely sobbing
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform i've been to plenty of great ones.
mircea_popescu: tbh pleb funerals prolly beat fancypants funerals. tho maybe that doesn't hold in fake-usia
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28000 @ 0.00051373 = 14.3844 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: was specifically thinking of usa (where the reddit folks likely live)
mircea_popescu: never been to a funeral us side.
asciilifeform lives in usa for ~22 yrs but in a kind of cultural bubble, and not entirely certain how much of what he thinks of as civilization, remains intact there
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: blown away that the point that an eulogy's job is to illustrate how great the deceased was and how worthless the world by comparison is somehow controversial << their problem is with the second half of the sentence. which is, of course, entirely like disdaining one side of the battery
asciilifeform: 'we don't need no minus terminal'
mircea_popescu: i guess i'm thinking more of stuff like http://jurnalul.ro/special-jurnalul/o-iubire-asa-de-mare-ucide-72900.html
assbot: "O iubire asa de mare ucide" ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8sQ4x )
mircea_popescu: (ballerina kills herself after her novelist husband dies)
mircea_popescu: the guy was pretty good, too, stefan augustin doinas.
mircea_popescu: http://www.romanianvoice.com/poezii/poezii/mistretul.php << "silver toothed boar"
assbot: Poezii Romanesti ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8t9MJ )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17209 @ 0.00051379 = 8.8418 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: s/tooth/tusk ?
asciilifeform: tusk/tooth
mircea_popescu: yeah
mircea_popescu: shit, i'm translating this, it's just too good.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17041 @ 0.0005282 = 9.0011 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: otherwise, https://www.google.com.ar/search?q=site:trilema.com+colti+argint&complete=0
assbot: site:trilema.com colti argint - Buscar con Google ... ( http://bit.ly/1B8ubIu )
mircea_popescu: turns out it's a big deal.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36900 @ 0.00050618 = 18.678 BTC [-]
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/use-riseup-net-and-read-books-thats-a-paddlin/
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform Your connection seems iffy today. Is there a van waiting to take you on vacation?
ben_vulpes: hola
ben_vulpes: ;;later tell hanbot ty, much appreciated
gribble: The operation succeeded.
BingoBoingo: !up asciilifeform Your connection seems iffy today. Is there a van waiting to take you on vacation?
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: dying hardware
BingoBoingo: Ah
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: don't get abducted. you say such amusing things. (No you don't amuse me like a clown. I do not view you as Joe Pesci)
BingoBoingo: Joe Pesci was not always a clown.
thestringpuller: not until home alone I suppose
asciilifeform ordered replacements but vendor does not offer 'teleporter' as shipment option unfortunately
ben_vulpes: <kakobrekla> [] how do other envision the future when reward goes towards 0. either a btc is worth half a planet or the fees amount per block go up a few orders of magnitude or network is dead << little bit of columns a and b
thestringpuller: you mean we'll be able to buy planets in the future?
thestringpuller: fuck buying an island.
ben_vulpes: hold on to your butt(coin)s!
thestringpuller: nighty night keep your butthole tight!
ben_vulpes: <benjamindees> [] Just consider that, when Satoshi said "gain a new territory of freedom for several years," he had a reason. Bitcoin is not the end-all-be-all of systems. Mining may not be a long-term solution. But inflation is non-negotiable, regardless. << who are you again?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38366 @ 0.00050141 = 19.2371 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: !up Alina-malina
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform http://trilema.com/2015/the-silver-tusked-boar/
assbot: The silver tusked boar pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1soGMp9 )
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/the-silver-tusked-boar/
undata: mircea_popescu: beautiful imagery in english; I'm sure the sound of it matches in romanian
mircea_popescu: i butchered it as far as everything but the imagery is concerned.
mircea_popescu: in romanian it's actually oyu know, like a poem, with rhyme and errything
undata: ha figured so
BingoBoingo: Usually how translation works
mircea_popescu: kinda, yeah. fucking impossible to make poetrywork in nonflexional languages.
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BingoBoingo: Among other things English can be condemned for English is incapable of Opera
mircea_popescu: but great for theatre
mircea_popescu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYgCjGYDoV8 << sound, actually.
assbot: Stefan Augustin Doinas - Mistretul cu colti de argint - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/14nJvUh )
BingoBoingo: Funny how that works.
BingoBoingo: How language shapes the form the work is best presented in
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00049779 = 4.1814 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 1570 @ 0.00085 = 1.3345 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 79400 @ 0.00049602 = 39.384 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8668 @ 0.00048478 = 4.2021 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9634 @ 0.00049923 = 4.8096 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: $vwap F.DERP
empyex: mircea_popescu: F.DERP 1 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033 7 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033 30 day: average: 0.000033 high: 0.000033 low: 0.000033 volume: 1000 btc: 0.033
mircea_popescu: ;)
BingoBoingo: Oh, listed at last
mircea_popescu: it'll be the lulz of all time if d.bpay is the first derp to bite it.
mircea_popescu: "And now in practical terms : there once existed this thing called NeoBee. It pretended to be a Bitcoin business, but inasmuch as its purported CEO was not in #bitcoin-assets, it never stood a chance. This is a point oft neglected, but by far the best predictor of success or failure in the Bitcoin space : that channel is where the industry meets. If a purported business is not well represented in there, it is not well
mircea_popescu: represented in the future, either."
mircea_popescu: can bitpay survive its own absence here ?
mircea_popescu: time will tell!
davout: guten morgen
davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974054 <<< no qntra should simply do away with css when displayed on mobile☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 05:34:53; undata: qntra could have a media query to change the width on mobile.. just sayin
mircea_popescu: can't mobile drop css itself ?
fluffypony: you can just do it as a CSS media query
fluffypony: @media screen and (max-width: 640px) { /* all the qntra CSS goes here */ }
fluffypony: done
davout: yeah well, maybe
davout: my point is that i'm interested in the content, so as long as html is used sanely it should display in a meaningful way
davout: "can't mobile drop css itself ?" <<< yeah, that would solve it, but afaik there's no such feature :/
mircea_popescu: ...
davout: on mobile i mean gosh
mircea_popescu: isn't that idiotic ?
davout: what? that there is no such feature on my mobile?
davout: the 'disable styles' thing is pretty useful even on desktops
davout: "too much bells and whistles? content unreadable? overlay?" fuck you
mircea_popescu: i just don' tsee how i'd use a browser w/o that
fluffypony: Mobile Safari has Reader mode for many pages, which is exactly that
BingoBoingo: Also... Qntra still for the forseeable future does full text in its RSS feed.
davout: fluffypony: aah, didn't think of that, reader mode is even somewhat smarter because it'll also detect the actual content and do away with the rest
davout: fluffypony: tyvm!
fluffypony: yep
fluffypony: uploading some screenies now
fluffypony: http://imgur.com/CbMsnge,pFZxM4b,4s9OZPh
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOMoKL )
fluffypony: that's what Qntra looks like in Reader mode
undata: davout: minimal is fine but I otherwise disagree; that one can go mad with CSS doesn't necessitate doing so
undata: but yeah as mentioned above I use Press on android so I don't see the styles
mircea_popescu: seems great to me
davout: or as saint steve jobs would put it "gorgeous"
cazalla: you make some good points mircea_popescu but the name calling.. http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s43j6/hard_fork_block_size_politics_do_we_want/
assbot: Hard fork block size politics: do we want decentralized digital gold, or just another Visa? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1DON8PY )
mircea_popescu: let then better men make the same better points without the name calling,
mircea_popescu: and be heard because i was there to make the points, and the name calling.
davout: what's with all the 'mp owns the bitcoin wiki'?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3565 @ 0.00050288 = 1.7928 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: i own everything.
BingoBoingo: I wonder if there is an MP is Thermos conspiracy brewing https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s3ij2/investigation_about_theymos/
assbot: Investigation about theymos : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYwbUh )
mircea_popescu: "It seems to me the bitcoin exchanges and companies like Bitpay will have a large say in how this goes forward. "
mircea_popescu: derp. it seems to me "exchanges" rarely survive a straight year.
mircea_popescu: " I think Theymos has done an awesome service for the community in turning the forum into something of an institution rather than not just pocking hte funds."
mircea_popescu: ahahaha oh the epic of reddit.
punkman: "So I make over a million dollars, use this on things which are clearly intended to benefit the forum and the Bitcoin community instead of myself (even if you think the money could be better used elsewhere), and I get constantly attacked for it..."
cazalla: if only they stumbled across one of the first trilema's i came across.. boy and the tree which turns into a stump for the old man to sit on at the end
punkman: hah http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2mei83/for_the_amount_of_money_that_theymos_is_paying/
assbot: For the amount of money that Theymos is paying for new forum software, we could run a bitcoin commercial during the Super Bowl. : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYx27h )
punkman: "For the amount of money that Theymos is paying these four twenty-somethings to make forum software, he could employ Gavin Andresen full-time, six times over!"
punkman: six Gavins!
davout: cazalla: i liked this one
davout: if i was in a playful mood i'd hop over there and troll them with the payments i received for being a mod there
mircea_popescu: was this the phantom one man "corporation" he funneled the donations through ?
davout: what one man corp?
mircea_popescu: some SV thing he "hired" to redesign the forum
davout: ah yeah, i recall hearing of that, don't know much about it tho
mircea_popescu: it's somewhere on trilema too lazy to dig up.
davout: fuck, i used to think retardation was somewhat limited to the bitcoin sub reddit, looks like i was dead wrong http://i.imgur.com/tIfVOzL.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYzwme )
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33100 @ 0.00053552 = 17.7257 BTC [+] {3}
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/books/2015/01/minae_mizumura_s_the_fall_of_language_in_the_age_of_english_reviewed.html
assbot: Minae Mizumura’s The Fall of Language in the Age of English, reviewed. ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOQimF )
punkman: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=881970.msg10086191#msg10086191
assbot: New forum? ... ( http://bit.ly/1DOQhzi )
punkman: http://i.imgur.com/50ls5oG.jpg
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yYCjvN )
davout: BingoBoingo: nice read
davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26105 @ 0.0005136 = 13.4075 BTC [-] {2}
BingoBoingo: http://www.epa.gov/region09/superfund/navajo-nation/index.html
assbot: Addressing Uranium Contamination on the Navajo Nation | Superfund | Pacific Southwest | US EPA ... ( http://bit.ly/1yajkv9 )
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24100 @ 0.00050288 = 12.1194 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2277 @ 0.00052165 = 1.1878 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17893 @ 0.00054412 = 9.7359 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 49750 @ 0.00054415 = 27.0715 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17250 @ 0.00054591 = 9.4169 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30550 @ 0.00054984 = 16.7976 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16200 @ 0.00053276 = 8.6307 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44350 @ 0.00055256 = 24.506 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41791 @ 0.0005573 = 23.2901 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31755 @ 0.0005573 = 17.6971 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20519 @ 0.0005586 = 11.4619 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14781 @ 0.00056226 = 8.3108 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37850 @ 0.00056587 = 21.4182 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: http://www.coindesk.com/5-cryptocurrency-caricatures-youll-meet-rbitcoin/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+CoinDesk+%28CoinDesk+-+The+Voice+of+Digital+Currency%29
assbot: 5 Cryptocurrency Caricatures You'll Meet on r/Bitcoin - CoinDesk ... ( http://bit.ly/17A752h )
adlai: why so tracky?
fluffypony: adlai: pasted from NewsBlur, forgot to snip the URL
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 55514 @ 0.00054843 = 30.4455 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AMHASH1] 4946 @ 0.00084899 = 4.1991 BTC [-] {3}
fluffypony: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/01/12/one_direction_attack_open_source_conference/
assbot: Boybanders ONE DIRECTION launch DoS attack on open-source bods • The Register ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7UsT1 )
fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: fluffypony is that the derp that was hanging out here, aiming for publicity ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: which one?
mircea_popescu: davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred << this is true but it only works after you got some split.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony the ddos guy
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: I have nfi
mircea_popescu: "o noes, bitcoin-assets didn't care, let's see if there's barely stable aspie boys somewhere else"
mircea_popescu: http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/articles/arts/books/2015/01/SBR/ILLOS/141216_BOOKS_Minae-illo.jpg.CROP.promovar-mediumlarge.jpg << haven't read the article but that image is especially imbecillic.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7XtTb )
mircea_popescu: i guess the url makes my poitn for me.
mircea_popescu: cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << heh o noes. fire all the women!
assbot: Qntra.net Traffic and Demographic Statistics by Quantcast ... ( http://bit.ly/1G33Fky )
thestringpuller: cazalla https://www.quantcast.com/qntra.net << congratulations qntra. 10k global page views in 1 mo. Baby, we major.
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/user/mitchwells << this guy's pretty lulzy. a lot of work so obviously tons of forced stuff, but anyway.
assbot: overview for mitchwells ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7Zwql )
mircea_popescu: http://i.imgur.com/HvfIFjs.png this sorta lulz.
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1A7ZZJd )
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: can bitpay survive its own absence here ? << they'll eventually send an official emmissary.
mircea_popescu: heh.
thestringpuller: i think the layoffs article has started a witch hunt tho, which is never really healthy.
mircea_popescu: it is also why you never rely on the horde for stuff.
mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin Needs a Viral Positive "Pay-it-forward" Campaign"
mircea_popescu: you know, doge dieing sucks because all these fucktards are now misrepresenting themsleves as involved with bitcoin
mircea_popescu: can't someone make a cute cat coin or something ?
thestringpuller: We want both. And there's no reason we can't have both. << i want to be rich and poor
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mircea_popescu: you clever boy you thestringpuller. i was just writing as to the stupidity of that.
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41651 @ 0.00055298 = 23.0322 BTC [+]
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/lets-address-even-more-of-the-more-common-pseudo-arguments-raised-by-the-very-stupid-people-that-like-the-gavin-scamcoin-proposal/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00054878 = 10.5366 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: random: seems seeting cookies from mobile chrome doesn't work?
mircea_popescu: belongs in #chrome no ?
thestringpuller: XD
thestringpuller: well specifically your cookie
thestringpuller: :P
thestringpuller: but w/e
mircea_popescu: make sure you don't have two, make sure no www etc
thestringpuller: yea cleared cache on phone and reset cookie and it works
thestringpuller: glad I did the cookie method and not ip :P
mircea_popescu: "A friend told me Bitrush was giving away bitcoins and I thought, "What the hell!" I gave them my email and verified my account. Within 12 hours I received my first payout and have received many more since. Pretty nice of them and they even called me to make sure everything was going good for me. No one from any Bitcoin related company has ever called me before and I was amazed at the level of service for spending noth
mircea_popescu: ing."
mircea_popescu: da fuck is this thing.
mircea_popescu: !s bitrush
assbot: 0 results for 'bitrush' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitrush
mircea_popescu: looks scammy as all hell.
mircea_popescu: Rob, Los Angeles
mircea_popescu: "I thought the Bitrush team was crazy for offering free bitcoins... until they actually showed up in my Blockchain wallet. These guys are nuts. Take advantage of it before they come to their senses!"
davout: guess nothing talks to idiots as much as scamming other idiots
davout: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974290 <<< not even, just point some cpu miner at eligius after the chain has forked, wait a bit, receive tainted payout directly from coinbase, profit☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 15:02:29; mircea_popescu: davout: it occurs to me that there's a rather trivial way to split gavincoins from bitcoins other than randomly attempting a double-spend, simply include some coinbase-tainted coins in your tx after the fork has occurred << this is true but it only works after you got some split.
davout: no need to get through the hassle of actually performing a double spend
davout: or creating a massive tx
davout: (for the purpose of double spending obv.)
mircea_popescu: davout yeah, it's not hard to do that's for sure.
mircea_popescu: course, the coinbase can't be spent for probably longer tha nthe chain will survive
mircea_popescu: it's really hard to evaluate theoretically which is the practical avenue
mircea_popescu: sort-of like trying to calculate the path lightning will take
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19900 @ 0.00055309 = 11.0065 BTC [+] {2}
davout: mircea_popescu: yeah you have a point with the coinbase maturation delay
thestringpuller: anyone see this snippet quoting Gavin, "Normal people, stay away from Bitcoin."
davout: thestringpuller: yeah, it was in ft amirite
thestringpuller: very confused. wants more adoption, but wants majority to stay away?
mircea_popescu: "Gavin is, by and large, a mentally retarded doofus displaying a shocking amount of Dunning-Kruger syndrome in his assorted dabblings in economics and other hard fields."
thestringpuller: I was thinking more of the confused retarded kid who mistakingly got an inheritance.
thestringpuller: but that works too
mircea_popescu: its from the same place.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31300 @ 0.00055636 = 17.4141 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8650 @ 0.00053 = 4.5845 BTC [-]
davout: mircea_popescu: wrt point VIII : what would prevent bitpay from raising even more at an even higher valuation to keep supporting the vessenes foundation circus?
mircea_popescu: what's preventing you from doing it ?
mircea_popescu: besides the point.
mircea_popescu: what's preventing you from doing it to start an antelope farm
thestringpuller: davout: i can see the current leadership of bitpay being removed as a condition of VC investing more capital
mircea_popescu: there's a ton of bitpay exceptionalism / captn of industry-ism flooding out of reddit. in point of fact, bitpay is a struggling start-up that missed the boat.
mircea_popescu: you know those stats that keep going 9x% of start-ups fail in the first bla bla ?
mircea_popescu: well dare i ask what the fraction of startups NOT ON EXPONENTIAL GROWTH CURVE that fail is ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13961 @ 0.00054447 = 7.6013 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: they missed december. apple can miss. once. maybe. bitpay can't miss.
mircea_popescu: acquihire is the only above water fate there.
davout: afaik the oldest entity in the bitcoin-sphere is btc-e
thestringpuller: the 4chan or bitcoin
mircea_popescu: stuff like the original blockchain inspector is still around.
davout: the russian exchange
mircea_popescu: ya
kakobrekla: isnt it Ukrainian
mircea_popescu: i recall, with the novacoin first premine scam thing
davout: kakobrekla: i think they're bulgarian
davout: mircea_popescu: hah yeah, forgot about that, notice how i mentioned an 'entity', not a 'company' :p
mircea_popescu: :p
mircea_popescu: also the wot, and a buncha other things
mircea_popescu: iirc btc-e is bulgarian yes
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: "it is a resources contest, and you people ARE POOR" << As XZibit would say "What's the difference between me and you? About five bank accounts three ounces and two vehicles" Or this pretty picture http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/image210.jpg
mircea_popescu: forthat matter, bitcoin magazine is just as active as it always was
mircea_popescu: 2015 number coming!!11
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mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: what's 3 oz refer to ?
thestringpuller: nugs
thestringpuller: ;;ud nugs
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Nug | cannabis bud that comes in nuggets of varying sizes. a sign of quality when it comes to bud; dank is almost always in this form, but nugs of mids are far less ...
mircea_popescu: oh. i thought either one of those gold chains or else cocaine
thestringpuller: mah gold chain so heavy i can't stand up straight
thestringpuller: the days of flava flav have passed
jurov: !mpif
assbot: BtcAlpha.com F.MPIF Tracker estimated NAV per share: 0.00021461 B (Total: 469.31 B). Delta: 0.11 B. Last trade for F.MPIF on MPEX was at 0.000205 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: wow. its holding its own.
mircea_popescu: http://staceyjayya.blogspot.co.uk/2015/01/transparency.html << why not start a kickstarter.
assbot: Stacey Jay, author: Transparency ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUyEP5 )
thestringpuller: this is like simcity irl
mircea_popescu: Discussing the role of the hype man in the book How to Rap, Royce da 5'9" describes how a hype man can contribute to a live performance: "a lot of my verses be so constant with the flow [that] I'd need somebody to help me."[4] Lateef adds: "You're gonna have to have somebody say something somewhere to give you a breath... usually it's just a matter of getting somebody to hit some line or some word in a line - that's al
mircea_popescu: l you really need."
mircea_popescu: no, actually, the hype man is an outgrowth of the shill in 3 card monte and such games, which is what all african entertainment is descended from. he's there to give an anchor to the viewer to identify with, and immitate.
mircea_popescu: he's the guy you immitate at the table, if you don't know how to eat at the table and were told "just do what they do"
thestringpuller: gotta have a hype man
thestringpuller: that nigga dat goes, "OOOOOOooOOOoooh"
thestringpuller: preferably multiples
thestringpuller: they also are good for stuff like
thestringpuller: ;;google ayo shut the fuck up
gribble: Ayo! Shut the fuck up - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgIlTyCiVYQ>; AYO - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dym8RU4U3o>; Shut the fuck up - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLIrpWb9VNk>
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: Ooof, this article hit a bit too close to home for me.
mircea_popescu: Up to probably three or four years ago, I would absolutely be that self-hating nerd Chu is talking about. Generally, I'm not that good looking. I'm fat in a bunch of weird places, tall, and pretty much just strange to look at. For most of my life, I was bullied, and even at 23 years old, I still experience a bit of bullying, and I internalize every insult I hear. Just a few days ago, a random guy in the street called m
mircea_popescu: e a "fat fucking faggot" while I was walking home from the grocery store. I know he was probably drunk and not necessarily in the best state of mind, but fuck that shit hurts. Because of that bullying, I really don't have much confidence at all outside of my own work. The first thing I think of when I meet a new person is "I wonder how disgusted he is with me." And because of that self-hatred, I've never sought out rel
mircea_popescu: ationships. I've had crushes, sure, but whenever the thought of actually forming a romantic relationship with that person would come up, I instantly shot myself down. Through shooting myself down, however, I also shot down that person. "She's shallow," I'd say, "she only wants hot jocks and douchebags. She's not worth my time." I would project all of my self-hatred onto this woman so I could avoid actually working on m
mircea_popescu: y own problems. "It's not my fault that I didn't pursue a romantic relationship with her, she's just a friendzoning bitch." This projection would then just grow and grow to encompass all women.
mircea_popescu: dude, reddit...
mircea_popescu: i really should read it more often.
decimation: asciilifeform: re: spinal codes: one point - while the code is 'rateless' by design, in practice it has a rate
decimation: because you can't transmit for infinite time
mircea_popescu: decimation infinite time's not needed, is it ? just as long as you're not done yet
ben_vulpes: buenos dias, terrists
mircea_popescu: otherwise it's like saying the halting problem doens't exist because no computer runs forever.
mircea_popescu: how goes ben_vulpes
decimation: I guess it depends to what degree of certainty you wish to have that the recipient got your message
ben_vulpes: well 'nuff, well 'nuff.
ben_vulpes: biking across town and running up and down the hill a few times today.
ben_vulpes: CAN'T WAIT TO PUKE
mircea_popescu: no, merely the definition of rateless is "no rate can be computed" instead of "this constant divided by infinity"
thestringpuller: TIL ben_vulpes is not in good shape
thestringpuller: tell empress benkay to feed you vegan diet
ben_vulpes: thestringpuller: holidays were full of cake and poor self discipline this year
mircea_popescu: it's fucking fascinating how the other half lives.
mircea_popescu: "And as anyone in indie romance knows, the waters are getting crowded, the competition is getting fierce, and I have to hustle my ass off to move books that sold themselves a year ago. I work twelve hours a day with promo, writing, and ad planning--sometimes more."
ben_vulpes: !up goulash1
mircea_popescu: fucking seriously ? 12 hour days to write that pulp ? for 2.3k a month ?!
mircea_popescu: i have servers i shoud probably turn off that i was too lazy to turn off that cost more than that
mircea_popescu: heck, if i can stop reading shit online for five minutes maybe i do it this month. or whatever.
mircea_popescu: right.
ben_vulpes: mircea_popescu: trilema down
decimation: but these spinal codes are clever in the sense that they cover a variety of channel snr's simultaneously
mircea_popescu: o it is ?
mircea_popescu: um it isn't ?
decimation: At any rate, I'm traveling, will comment later.
ben_vulpes: http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/trilema.com
assbot: Down For Everyone Or Just Me -> Check if your website is down or up? ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUFwvU )
mircea_popescu: o.O
mircea_popescu: but but but...
ben_vulpes: glhf
mircea_popescu: i can see it through like dozens of locations ?
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/lets-address-even-more-of-the-more-common-pseudo-arguments-raised-by-the-very-stupid-people-that-like-the-gavin-scamcoin-proposal/
assbot: Let's address even more of the more common pseudo-arguments raised by the very stupid people that like the Gavin scamcoin proposal pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUG2tK )
mircea_popescu: how can assbot see it /
ben_vulpes: sounds like a whole lotta your problem, boss
ben_vulpes: whitelisted? iono.
ben_vulpes: <danielpbarron> [] they are starting to call the real bitcoin "MPcoin" << mircea_popescoin
mircea_popescu: http://nibbler.silktide.com/en_US/reports/trilema.com << me shrugs. dunno what'd it be.
assbot: Website report for trilema.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1yc70uh )
mircea_popescu: http://nibbler.silktide.com/en_US/reports/qntra.net << amusingly, qntra scores higher for mobile (8.6 vs 6,0 for trilema) in spite of trilema looking superbly on both handhelds whereas qntra gets cut off on the smaller one.
assbot: Website report for qntra.net ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUHDjo )
ben_vulpes: trilema back for me...
ben_vulpes: hey y'all how does one configure fleanode nickserv to kick squatters?
mircea_popescu: set enforce on
ben_vulpes: thanks
ben_vulpes: http://www.cartoonistgroup.com/store/add.php?iid=104655
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1yca3CQ )
mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 13 minutes and 0 seconds
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ?<mircea_popescu> [] asciilifeform you understand what the bloom filters thing is supposed to do AFTER that right ? << hopes that this is elaborated upon further in logs
mircea_popescu: bitcoin_charlie didn't you make a plea bargain ?
bitcoin_charlie: Yup
mircea_popescu: what exactly do you imagine anyone may wish to have to do with you after that ?
mircea_popescu: if i want to talk to preet, i can talk to preet directly.
bitcoin_charlie: Sure, go for it.
bitcoin_charlie: What does that have to do with me ?
mircea_popescu: that'd be all.
ben_vulpes: yow
artifexd: !s bitcoin_charlie
assbot: 0 results for 'bitcoin_charlie' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=bitcoin_charlie
ben_vulpes: artifexd: i'm going to hazard that was shrem.
kakobrekla: or impostor
artifexd: !s qntranet
assbot: 20 results for 'qntranet' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=qntranet
artifexd: Odd duck, that one.
mircea_popescu: qntra has a link to webirc, iirc anyone following it shows up in here as qntranet
artifexd: Ah
pete_dushenski: so i'm on the bablogs but not the scoopbot...
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell peterl ^ ?
gribble: The operation succeeded.
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/12/the-measure-of-a-nation-is-its-bowling-pins-not-its-safe-t/
assbot: The measure of a nation is its bowling pins, not its SAFE-T | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUMlxB )
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2015/01/12/bitcoin-doesnt-need-a-hard-fork-it-needs-hard-people/
assbot: Bitcoin doesn’t need a hard fork, it needs hard people. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUMocE )
ben_vulpes: !up bitcoin_charlie
ben_vulpes: what was the deal with "justice has been done?"
kakobrekla: a pussy way of saying "buggers will leave me alone now. supposedly."
kakobrekla: my guess, anyway. *
kakobrekla: * over sexygingers.
bitcoin_charlie: Its funny, someone asked me about that exact tweet this morning
kakobrekla: link?
bitcoin_charlie: I had tweeted that about 10 minutes from walking out of the court room
bitcoin_charlie: The government, until the end, faught for 30 years for me
bitcoin_charlie: I took a plea deal to avoid a trial, but if you read it, I declined to become a cooperating wittness.
bitcoin_charlie: If I had become, I could have gotten 0 jail time
bitcoin_charlie: Instead, I got 2 years.
bitcoin_charlie: @kakobrekla, its on my twitter, dec 19th
bitcoin_charlie: So Im heading to prison in 60 days.
mike_c: which one?
kakobrekla is confused how this morning is dec 19th
kakobrekla: which year are we at currently?
bitcoin_charlie: Im saying, I tweeted that Dec 19th
kakobrekla: and the convo from this morning is not linkable ?
bitcoin_charlie: mike_c, Im looking at Lewisburg PA, Cumberland MD, Morgantown WV and McKean PA
bitcoin_charlie: kakobrekla, which convo ?
kakobrekla: the convo about the dec 19th tweet you had this morning ?!
kakobrekla: idk forget it .
bitcoin_charlie: Ahh, no I spoke to someone on the phone about it today
bitcoin_charlie: He told me that some people were pissed I tweeted that
bitcoin_charlie: I understand, but look where I was coming from
kakobrekla: a.
bitcoin_charlie: I spent 6 figures on lawyer fees, the government wanted to send me away for 30 years.
bitcoin_charlie: I didnt win at trial, but hopefully Ill only serve less than a year
bitcoin_charlie: Im already working on another project.
kakobrekla: so you mentioned 'new project' ... are you planing on running a gang out of prison?
bitcoin_charlie: lol, its not that kind of prison.
bitcoin_charlie: More of a white collar place.
bitcoin_charlie: I planon teaching Bitcoin and economics while inside
jborkl: you plead down to two years correct?
kakobrekla: "so if you gonna clear bitcoin money for drug lords when you get out, do it so and so ..?"
jborkl: do you have any time served credit?
kakobrekla: i forgot where i read that but at some time in some place you could send someone else to serve your sentence if you could find such person. it wasnt a problem probably.
bitcoin_charlie: Ive been udner house arrest past year
bitcoin_charlie: So I get some time served
kakobrekla: do they give you internet there?
jborkl: federal correct or state system
kakobrekla: like if you pay for the extra luxurious accomodation
bitcoin_charlie: I will have email
bitcoin_charlie: I launched a side project last month
bitcoin_charlie: www.ActionCrypto.com
bitcoin_charlie: Let me know what you guys think
kakobrekla: binary chumpatron?
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie so you're the real shrem eh? can you pgp sign something?
kakobrekla: he can twitter sign!
bitcoin_charlie: Yes, Ive done it
bitcoin_charlie: https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/554716277705822209
assbot: Be careful about impostors, I only IRC/Reddit under the nick 'Bitcoin_Charlie'
bitcoin_charlie: https://twitter.com/CharlieShrem/status/554717762879500288
assbot: Be careful about impostors, I only IRC/Reddit under the nick 'Bitcoin_Charlie'
kakobrekla: see, ---- BEGIN TWITTER MESAGE ----
pete_dushenski: heh
bitcoin_charlie: http://pgp.mit.edu/pks/lookup?op=vindex&search=0x41D9C9E4E1E507A6
assbot: Search results for '0x41d9c9e4e1e507a6' ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUS0DP )
pete_dushenski just noticed logs are under attack?
kakobrekla: was ?
kakobrekla: works here
danielpbarron: pete_dushenski, same for me
kakobrekla: ;;isup log.bitcoin-assets.com
gribble: log.bitcoin-assets.com is up
danielpbarron: it's not up to date
kakobrekla: ;;isup log1.bitcoin-assets.com
gribble: log1.bitcoin-assets.com is up
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie so put those two together and what do you get?
pete_dushenski: kakobrekla up, yes, recording convos, no
kakobrekla: hm
danielpbarron: ;;ident bitcoin_charlie
gribble: Nick 'bitcoin_charlie', with hostmask 'bitcoin_charlie!452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.', is not identified.
kakobrekla: wtf did i do now.
pete_dushenski: i never know man, i never know
bitcoin_charlie: Hang on, Ill sign a message
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie k cool
danielpbarron: bitcoin_charlie, you should better just register in the WoT
pete_dushenski: http://www.contravex.com/2014/03/31/biting-into-the-wot-elephant-and-irc-nicknames/
assbot: Biting Into The WoT Elephant (And IRC Nicknames) | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQqLJP )
danielpbarron: ;;eregister
gribble: (eregister <nick> <keyid>) -- Register your GPG identity, associating GPG key <keyid> with <nick>. <keyid> is a 16 digit key id, with or without the '0x' prefix. We look on servers listed in 'plugins.GPG.keyservers' config. You will be given a link to a page which contains a one time password encrypted with your key. Decrypt, and use the 'everify' command with it. Your passphrase (1 more message)
pete_dushenski: but hey, one thing at a time
bitcoin_charlie: http://pastie.org/9828054
assbot: Private Paste - Pastie ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQqO8H )
bitcoin_charlie: ^ Signed messafe
bitcoin_charlie: *message
pete_dushenski: it's a start. ty
pete_dushenski: but honestly, why use http://openpgpjs.org ?
assbot: OpenPGP.js | OpenPGP JavaScript Implementation ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQr07N )
bitcoin_charlie: :)
kakobrekla: hm you have email but no gpg, in jail.
bitcoin_charlie: All my comms in prison will be monitored
bitcoin_charlie: UNless you visit
kakobrekla: you need to get one of those cardanos.
mats: wat
kakobrekla: wear it in butt.
pete_dushenski: irlol
kakobrekla: im sure ascii would make a dildonic version for a fee
kakobrekla: fuck sorry im going back to work, to much material to troll here.
pete_dushenski: so bitcoin_charlie what brings you by on this sunny day ?
bitcoin_charlie: I came to talk to Mircea about a project Im working on
bitcoin_charlie: But he does not like me very much :)
danielpbarron: also, that signed message is meaningless
danielpbarron: could be saved from a former session
bitcoin_charlie: My Reddit account has been 'Bitcoin_Charlie' for over a year
bitcoin_charlie: Its the handle I use for everything
pete_dushenski: that's cool
danielpbarron slaps bitcoin_charlie around a bit with a large private key
pete_dushenski: i used to be "bitcoinpete" before individuating ;)
bitcoin_charlie: Honestly, Id rather use Yankee
bitcoin_charlie: Which is my bitcointalk name since 2011
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie so who are you working on this project with?
bitcoin_charlie: and my forum handle for like 10 years
bitcoin_charlie: but it was banned from freenode a few years ago
bitcoin_charlie: A couple of friends started it here in NYC, Im just helping them get organized
bitcoin_charlie: Its a great project, doing good volume
bitcoin_charlie: Wanted t get Mircea's opinion
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie: But he does not like me very much :) << eh. probably not anymore than anyone else who doesn't listen to his free advice
danielpbarron: you want his opinion of a "bitcoin business" that doesn't have a representative in the WoT?
pete_dushenski: who are these friends?
pete_dushenski: and define "good volume" please
bitcoin_charlie: Couple of people from the Bitcoin space.
asciilifeform: what project ?
bitcoin_charlie: Shoot me an email, Ill intro you
bitcoin_charlie: https://actioncrypto.com/
assbot: ActionCrypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1DQsoal )
bitcoin_charlie: In 30 days
bitcoin_charlie: Completed options: 6095
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38750 @ 0.00053856 = 20.8692 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: oh hey yankee
bitcoin_charlie: Total: 2246.819 BTC
bitcoin_charlie: Hey
pete_dushenski: not bad i guess
pete_dushenski: and maybe instead of you e-mail intro'ing me to them, you bring them here ?
pete_dushenski: and they can introduce themselves
kakobrekla: logs synced up.
asciilifeform: 'your ip is from usa and is banned'
asciilifeform: lol, suck moar usg cock
kakobrekla: lol
bitcoin_charlie: Ya, no US customers allowed.
pete_dushenski: bitcoin_charlie:Couple of people from the Bitcoin space << as meaningless as "a couple of people from the neighbourhood where i grew up"
jurov: !up bitcoin_charlie
kakobrekla: you power is weak jurov .
kakobrekla: your*
pete_dushenski: i don't know if you grew up in compton, monaco, or rural shanghai
joecool: !up bitcoin_charlie
pete_dushenski: assuming there's such a thing as rural shanghai...
pete_dushenski: joecool what kako said!
pete_dushenski: "We're a bunch of bitcoin enthusiasts, traders and programmers who have been involved in the Bitcoin space from the very beginning. Collectively, our background consists of over 30 years of capital markets and technology experience. "
pete_dushenski: o now i get it
thestringpuller: pete_dushenski: ya know. I was thinking about Bitcoin in the car today from THE Foundations point of view. "We change for bitcoin, our ways change for bitcoin not the other way around."
bitcoin_charlie: Sorry Im back
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00053888 = 6.4666 BTC [+]
bitcoin_charlie: Im consulting on the ActionCrypto project, a bunch of friends are running it
jurov: how many is the bunch? 10? then it's 3 years for each one
bitcoin_charlie: The good thing about the idea
bitcoin_charlie: Is that, everything is on-chain
thestringpuller: And that's very much what I think this war comes down to. Not block size or anything else. Just the simple fact: You are either for changing bitcoin for YOUR needs, or you are willing to adapt to bitcoin.
bitcoin_charlie: So, when you buy an option, its timestamped on the blockchain
pete_dushenski: but... sidechains!
bitcoin_charlie: and if you win, the bet comes back + payout
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller yup!
bitcoin_charlie: Every option has been paid out, and the price feed is verifiable
bitcoin_charlie: Im helping them market and look for investors
thestringpuller: in a sense we are the ones being attacked not the other way around. trying to defend and hold the gate of bitcoin fro retardism. it was a really profound moment like when the trilema train ran you over.
TomServo: as ascii says, from the lulzfarm: http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/01/12/twitter-centcom-isis/21640577/
assbot: CENTCOM's Twitter, YouTube accounts hacked ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUWave )
pete_dushenski: "market" like talk or "market" like making options
punkman: PSA: openpgpjs is broken
pete_dushenski: thestringpuller love it :)
punkman: gpg: BAD signature from ""Charlie Shrem CS@CS.com" <cs@charlieshrem.com>"
pete_dushenski: like the rest of chuck's pleading, bleeding head, it would seem.
pete_dushenski: that's all the ammo i've got for this round. laters!
punkman: (sidenote: http://pastie.org/pastes/9828054/text they just gots to have html in the "raw" version)
assbot: Private Paste - Pastie ... ( http://bit.ly/1BUWLNs )
bitcoin_charlie: Im heading out
bitcoin_charlie: Talk to y'all later
bitcoin_charlie: Cheers
punkman: * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara).
kakobrekla: O_o
fluffypony: [21:44:01] <+bitcoin_charlie>Honestly, Id rather use Yankee
fluffypony: such original
asciilifeform: bitcoin_charlie!452ee56a@gateway/web/freenode/ip.', is not identified. << herr shrem is under house-arrest in a datacenter ?
ben_vulpes: <punkman> * bitcoin_charlie left the room (quit: Quit: Page closed by Preet_Bharara). << lol
mircea_popescu: soo... i go to see my private banker, her office's like four blocks down. and as i walk on the street, i see a thing that's still with me.
mircea_popescu: a bum, like a total, street dwelling bum, accosts some random guy begging. and the random guy goes like "ain't got nothing now", and hands him his coke bottle.
mircea_popescu: bum takes a sip and moves on
mircea_popescu: i don't mean no straws or nuttin.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26306 @ 0.00053888 = 14.1758 BTC [+]
assbot: bigtip +v failed; L1: 0, L2: 0
TomServo: !up bigtip
kakobrekla: ;;gettrust assbot bigtip
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask bigtip!~bigtip@valley-239-134.csicable.net. Trust relationship from user assbot to user bigtip: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=bigtip | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bigtip | Rated since: Mon Apr 1 18:04:09 2013
bigtip: ;;ratingsystem getrating bigtip
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask bigtip!~bigtip@valley-239-134.csicable.net . User bigtip, rated since Mon Apr 1 18:04:09 2013. Cumulative rating 164, from 91 total ratings. Received ratings: 91 positive, 0 negative. Sent ratings: 94 positive, 2 negative. Details: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=bigtip
ben_vulpes: ;;rate bigtip 1 easy come, easy go.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be authenticated to use the rating system.
ben_vulpes: oh ho ho
ben_vulpes: ;;eauth ben_vulpes
gribble: Request successful for user ben_vulpes, hostmask ben_vulpes!~ben_vulpe@unaffiliated/benkay. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:affcf8d12f47970d0864ea626cbe820a688382b078baac2e33e61530
gribble: You are now authenticated for user ben_vulpes with key 2AFA1A9FD2D031DA
ben_vulpes: ;;rate bigtip 1 easy come, easy go.
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user bigtip has been recorded.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28138 @ 0.00054619 = 15.3687 BTC [+] {3}
ben_vulpes: nut
ben_vulpes: splat
mircea_popescu: hm ?
mircea_popescu: "WASHINGTON — The Twitter and YouTube accounts of the Pentagon's command for its forces in the Middle East have been hacked, according to a defense official Monday." lawl
mircea_popescu: http://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/5b2f195789010ab5357974babf1d42b7aa00c5d6/c=157-0-896-556&r=x383&c=540x380/local/-/media/2015/01/12/USATODAY/USATODAY/635566660431697714-Capture-5.PNG bwahaha
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1z1xrpz )
scoopbot: New post on Trilema by Mircea Popescu: http://trilema.com/2015/heres-what-they-dont-tell-you-when-they-bring-you-those-papers-to-sign/
davout: kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974648 <<< sure he'd make it for the lulz☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 19:40:21; kakobrekla: im sure ascii would make a dildonic version for a fee
davout: kakobrekla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-01-2015#974646 <<< in which case it's technically the cardano that wears you☝︎
assbot: Logged on 12-01-2015 19:39:55; kakobrekla: wear it in butt.
kakobrekla: hehe
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform here's one for you : suppose the stavka website sported a "Afghanistani cock -> Russian eager asshole plox ty. We love real men, we're all transvestitties over here!"
mircea_popescu: what does kruschev say ? :D
davout: kakobrekla: btw if you ever change your mind about documenting that optical device you mentioned earlier, a happy would be me
mircea_popescu: better yet manufacture & sell it ? :D
jurov: the serial cable with buffer would suffice for a start
davout: mircea_popescu: if i don't know how it works and how i take it apart i ain't buying it :D
mircea_popescu: yeah obv. just, imo better economics all around once that's on the table.
davout: jurov: i'm trying to figure out exactly what the desirable properties of such an apparatus are
mircea_popescu: of airgaps ?
davout: mircea_popescu: yeah, no argument here, does it come with t-shirts?
mircea_popescu: hopefully lol
davout: yeah, well the questions i'm thinking about are
jurov: davout i assume it has a display and "ack" button that transmits the message, and nak button
davout: should you be able to log what goes through the airgap somehow?
davout: how do you ensure what goes in on one side of the airgap is what goes out?
mircea_popescu: well ideally by keeping the pieces simple.
kakobrekla: i call it 'the gaper' as a tribute to ass gapes.
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: also, if it has a display, that's your auditor
davout: jurov: yeah, that's the manual case, but you might want to design an automated airgap
mircea_popescu: no lma
mircea_popescu: wtf is wrong with you ?
jurov: lolwut?
davout: wat
mircea_popescu: automated airgap = turning around 360 degrees ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8250 @ 0.00053717 = 4.4317 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: 720 actually.
mircea_popescu: let's argue about it.
davout: wondering about what makes sense and what doesn't here
jurov: what's the problem with manual checks?
mircea_popescu: davout for all you know the internet is already automatically airgapped to all hell.
davout: no probs with manual checks
mircea_popescu: each hop in a traceroute
jurov: so then why you want it to be automatic?
davout: well, maybe there are some use cases where you want a uni-directional airgap
davout: or maybe you want to enforce that only some sort of messages go through
davout: guess that doesn't really count as an airgap if there isn't a manual step
mircea_popescu: like a diode yeah. conceivably. not what an airgap is toh
mircea_popescu: semiconductors aren't insulators.
davout: just don't put an emitter on the airgapped machine, no need for fancy semiconductors :D
mircea_popescu: not what i meant
mircea_popescu: i meant, your directional, or message-aware or otherwise "airgap" is a semiconductor in the flux
mircea_popescu: not an airgap (which is simply an insulator)
davout: we were discussing airgaps earlier, with a good solution being optics, right?
mircea_popescu: right
davout: so if you don't put a light emitter on the airgap machine you necessarily end up with a one-way airgap, right?
davout: that's the case i was thinking about, therefore not seeing a direct link to semi-conductors
mircea_popescu: well in the theoretical sense of your q, yes.
mircea_popescu: a diode is exactly this : current goes one way but not the other.
davout: yup, a diode
mircea_popescu: so think of your thing as a meta-diode.
jurov: the airgap isn't about technology, but about being in complete control
mircea_popescu: it doesn't work on electric flux, but "communication" flux
davout: yes
mircea_popescu: a diode, generally speaking, is a semiconductor.
jurov: if you cede control to software then it's not airgap anymore
davout: jurov: yup, no argument here
mircea_popescu: but an airgap is not a semiconductor. the technical argument can be brougth that obviously semiconductors insulate
mircea_popescu: at least some of the time.
mircea_popescu: this is valid, but not what airgap means
davout: more like a 'human cable'
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37651 @ 0.0005072 = 19.0966 BTC [-] {2}
davout: it's the "The machine handling encryption and decryption on the MPEx side never connects to the Internet. There is no cable." bit that got me thinking about all this
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: works here << new sort of imperceptible ddos.
mircea_popescu: homeopathy ftw.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: you need to get one of those cardanos. << lol it wouldn't be legal.
thestringpuller: is the cardano technically an airgap?
mircea_popescu: if it were, all drug lords / mafia kingpins would be in jail, offloading the cost of their security to the state, while they kept at their biz.
kakobrekla: those ppl dont care for legal, thats why they are there.
mircea_popescu: well yeah, obviously. however, teh prison people try and prevent stuff like you know, perfectly private comms.
mircea_popescu: "4. You don't deserve to know any of that. It's none of your business. I invited my readers to chip in on a project--or not. I did not invite you to worm your nose into every aspect of my life, hunt down pictures of my home, call me names, or tell me I was worthless, arrogant, greedy, and undeserving. But you want to rip me bare and expose how awful you're sure I am. I get it, you want me transparent. How much more tra
mircea_popescu: nsparent do you want it? Do you want to know that one of the reasons I am very private about connecting my pen names is because the man who raped me enjoys making fake profiles and friending me every few years, just to get off on sending me a message and getting blocked? Do you want to hear how I shake all over and panic and relive everything he did to me when that happens? Does that do it for you? Is that transparent
mircea_popescu: enough? Do you feel you got your due? That you were able to violate my privacy and dignity enough to feel I'm worthy of ten pathetic dollars? Less than a damned movie and popcorn?"
mircea_popescu: the woman with the kickstarter makes an excellent point.
davout: in france most inmates have cellphones in their cells. WE HERD YOU LIEK CELLZ
mircea_popescu: i wonder how many of the online derps got their start/education on camwhore sites
mircea_popescu: which aren't particularly sexy, the whole sport is, "let's humiliate / torture her"
mircea_popescu: she definitely seems to think that's what she's getting, the other end of "lul what can we make her do ? shoe on head ?"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00053497 = 15.6211 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5124 @ 0.00053497 = 2.7412 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: !up irdial
cazalla: bitcoin_charlie: https://actioncrypto.com/ <<< how is this any different to updown.bt (launched April 2014, became a GOLD!! member of the bitcoin foundation but is now dead, didn't even make it to 2015)
assbot: ActionCrypto.com ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa995C )
davout: cazalla: blockchain-all-the-things, apparently
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24800 @ 0.00055334 = 13.7228 BTC [+]
davout: https://coinreport.net/bitreserve-raises-6-3-million-crowdfunding-round/
assbot: CoinReport Bitreserve raises £6.3 million in crowdfunding round - CoinReport ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa9uoZ )
davout: "One estimate placed the company valuation at $90 million, said the news outlet."
davout: wtf is wrong with these people
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Stacey_Jay
assbot: Stacey_Jay (@Stacey_Jay) | Twitter ... ( http://bit.ly/1wa9yoB )
mircea_popescu: the stuff twitter's for.
mircea_popescu: davout personally, i blame their parents.
thestringpuller: dude loses his cnet money on real state
thestringpuller: thinks bitcoin is his last chance
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i blame to school systems :P
davout: why not blame them directly? :p
mircea_popescu: fine. i blame them, their stupid fathers & bovine mothers, the fucking gooses masquerading as "educators" in a ten mile radius
mircea_popescu: and the fucking earth they walk on.
adlai: "if they'd let me have my way I could've flayed them into shape // but my hands were tied, the bleeding hearts and artists..."
thestringpuller: lol, "If you change bitcoin, it's no longer bitcoin but something else." << should be mandatory knowledge
irdial: ;;eregister irdial E930 6C6E 1CCE 5697 A88B 5482 5E16 D36E DB32 40F9
gribble: Error: 'E930' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
mircea_popescu: no spaces
irdial: ;;eregister irdial E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B 54825E16D36EDB3240F9
gribble: Error: 'E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
irdial: ;;eregister irdial E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B54825E16D36EDB3240F9
gribble: Error: 'E9306C6E1CCE5697A88B54825E16D36EDB3240F9' is not a valid GPG key id. Please use the long form 16 digit key id.
irdial: hmmm
mircea_popescu: uh
mircea_popescu: is it on a key server ?
irdial: Yes
mircea_popescu: wtf.
mircea_popescu: try ;;eregister irdial 5E16D36EDB3240F9 <<
mircea_popescu: soo.... most of downtown ba is without power.
irdial: ;;eregister irdial 5E16D36EDB3240F9
gribble: Request successful for user irdial, hostmask irdial!~irdial@unaffiliated/irdial. Get your encrypted OTP from http://bitcoin-otc.com/otps/5E16D36EDB3240F9
davout: !up irdial
irdial: ;;everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:ff211e140a17d6846aebcaf83249e5695f1ca5e23862c72443770251
gribble: Registration successful. You are now authenticated for user irdial with key 5E16D36EDB3240F9
danielpbarron: ;;rate irdial 1 blocked me on twitter, but i forgive him. https://twitter.com/Beautyon_/status/514374369569939456
assbot: What is most delightful is projects like DarkWalllet make the "Bitcoin Advicates" completely irrelevant. They can only spectate slack jawed.
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davout: ;;rate irdial 1 been around for a while
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BingoBoingo: ;;rate irdial 1 The other angry profit of doom we need.
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thestringpuller: Google says: "Did you mean _prophet_?"
davout: thestringpuller: "Did you mean andreas antonopoulos ?"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2989 @ 0.00055334 = 1.6539 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: adviwho ?
BingoBoingo: Bitcoin is a cult of money so of course we need profits rather than prophets
mircea_popescu: that's an idea.
thestringpuller: when I think Prophet of Doom.
thestringpuller: I hear the voice of Zim saying it.
ben_vulpes: DOOOOOOOOOM!
thestringpuller: I introduce to you!!!! THE PROHPHET OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
thestringpuller: [insert 5 minutes of maniacal laughter here]
thestringpuller: then gir pops out and does his little "cute" voice "doom doom. doom doom doom doom! I LIKE YOU!"
ben_vulpes: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fvOg13V5mI
assbot: It's all like KAAKOW! - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1xigJvs )
ben_vulpes: (relevant at 0:49)
mircea_popescu: assbot: 5 Cryptocurrency Caricatures You'll Meet on r/Bitcoin - CoinDesk << so coindesk is at the gizmodo/mashable/demand media "stale meme list" phase of post-shark-jumping ?
davout: lol
thestringpuller: wow. when did coindesk become coincracked?
mircea_popescu: brb, writing "here's five old tshirt types you'll find at hot topic" article
mircea_popescu: gotta make trilema moar appealing to the derp generation.
jurov: no need. just send them over to r/buttcoin
jurov: lol looky what they dredged up: http://i.imgur.com/IWQsrC3.png
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1xii9G2 )
jurov rushes to check cex isn't among the D.*
jurov: no it isnt
mircea_popescu: lol
kakobrekla: at least they have cake.
mircea_popescu: poor kako has not even cookies
mircea_popescu noms
BingoBoingo: !up jborkl
jborkl: sup!
BingoBoingo: Ntm.
BingoBoingo: Charlie Shrem it seems saw the other consequence of negotiating with turdorists
cazalla: that coindesk article also reflects the total lack of news on some days
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: that, or a preet saw
BingoBoingo: Sure.
BingoBoingo: http://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2015/01/heads-up-dear-leader-security-hole-found-in-north-koreas-home-grown-os/
assbot: Heads up, dear leader: Security hole found in North Korea’s home-grown OS | Ars Technica ... ( http://bit.ly/1xijBsc )
asciilifeform is sick of idiots referring to a linux distro as 'home-grown os'
mircea_popescu: ^
mircea_popescu: erryone's a farmer.
BingoBoingo: lol
BingoBoingo: irdial: Message assbot and claim your own voice!
thestringpuller: BingoBoingo: well this is why you never cross the streams. they could never get al capone on rico charges so they slapped him on tax evasion.
rithm: hooray for -otc-ratings hello irdial long time blawg reader
rithm slinks back into the shadows
BingoBoingo: But if you don't cross the streams you are stuck with a giant Marshmallow.
thestringpuller: mmmm sounds dlecious
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29191 @ 0.00055728 = 16.2676 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12250 @ 0.00055583 = 6.8089 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00055583 = 7.7816 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21435 @ 0.00055731 = 11.9459 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41370 @ 0.0005579 = 23.0803 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25513 @ 0.00055503 = 14.1605 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: some informative original research, fresh from marquardt : "According to Mike Hearn, Satoshi even planned on creating a reputation system integrated with the Bitcoin client that would use the number of blocks you'd individually solved as part of a system to prevent scammers from creating infinitely many accounts."
mircea_popescu: apparently, teh wot is going to be attacked next, because yeah, totally, when you fail in everything you do the logical step is to do more things :D
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: iirc that's not a total fiction. there was some half-written 'marketplace' thing in the initial tarball ?
mircea_popescu: a narrative completely divorced from anything is rare, no ?
asciilifeform: aha
kakobrekla: and online poker service.
mircea_popescu: "Demand for Bitcoin is not inelastic. Raise the price of using Bitcoin enough, and demand will decline. Right now, the primary reason people use Bitcoin is not its security. That's a nice benefit, but most users use it because it's cheap, and has the largest network of users, merchants, exchanges, etc. The affordability and number of users shouldn't be compromised for security. In fact, doing so will inevitably cause s
mircea_popescu: ecurity to suffer too."
mircea_popescu: ahahahaha check that shit out.
mircea_popescu: o, bitpay fails miserably on adoption ? CLEARLY WE WERE RIGHT!!! ADOPTION MATTERS!
kakobrekla: http://imgur.com/a/NPiIs
assbot: Bitcoin 0.1.0 Unreleased Features - Imgur ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9cX9C )
[]bot: Bet placed: 1.5 BTC for No on "Russian Index MICEX to drop under 1000 before Feb 2015" http://bitbet.us/bet/1084/ Odds: 11(Y):89(N) by coin, 18(Y):82(N) by weight. Total bet: 9.29748981 BTC. Current weight: 30,309.
scoopbot: New post on Qntra.net by cazalla: http://qntra.net/2015/01/new-all-time-high-in-difficulty-forces-out-cloudmining-service-cex-io/
mircea_popescu: "I don't understand why this is difficult to understand and literally I've said this three times in the past couple of days.
mircea_popescu: Everyone not on Gavin's side on this all act like low / zero fee transactions just disappear into the ether. They most certainly do not. If (when) the average block size exceeds 1MB these lower fee transactions will overrun the entire system. Servers running bitcoind will start swapping to disk instead of using memory. At that point the entire network would go down."
mircea_popescu: is it obvious why this is retarded or do i have to make a part 3 of "why gavin followers are dumb" list ?
kakobrekla: i dont see how those lists help with anything
mircea_popescu: pessimist!
mircea_popescu: http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/gadgets-and-tech/news/whatsapp-and-snapchat-could-be-banned-under-new-surveillance-plans-9973035.html
assbot: WhatsApp and iMessage could be banned under new surveillance plans - News - Gadgets and Tech - The Independent ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9e9K0 )
mircea_popescu: basically "open government 2.0" cameroon wants to ban end to end encryption
mircea_popescu: i keep saying the boo boo about the us, but srsly, the uk is like idi amin's uganda compared.
cazalla: why would you use whatsapp and imessage if you want privacy? almost reads as if he is goading people into using it because it's hip and cool and he doesn't want you to use it
asciilifeform: ^
kakobrekla: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B63o0y1CEAAajCq.png lol
assbot: ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9eDjj )
mircea_popescu: "The Essential Role of Mixing Services: BitMixer Processes 25K BTC per Month (Interview and Step-by-Step Guide Included)"
mircea_popescu: zese people.
cazalla: kakobrekla, apparently they've come through on the $20 floor and will buy it from users over a 15 year period or some shit
asciilifeform: '...and to insure that we are compliant' << lol!
asciilifeform: insure ?
mircea_popescu: srsly, how confused do you need to be to imagine mixing works in a dedicated mixing place.
kakobrekla: cazalla how is that 'come through'
mircea_popescu: so wait.
cazalla: it's not but it is hilarious all the same
mircea_popescu: wait wait. all that buying is gonna happen later ?!
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform insure ensure assure, affect, effect, infect etc. just outside of the redditard's literacy bubble.
kakobrekla: association bitcoin to scam has, to me, became stronger than nigeria to scam
cazalla: i'm not really following it now but they have some honour program now https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=857670.msg10125456#msg10125456
assbot: GAW Zen Hashlet PayCoin unofficial uncensored discussion. ALWAYS MAKE MONEY :-) ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9fnoO )
mircea_popescu: i fucked nigerians. i never fucked bitcoiners. kako's rule holds.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11000 @ 0.00055357 = 6.0893 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: srsly, i dont wanna mention bitcoin irl anymo.
cazalla: perhaps garza's latest scheme with this honour program starting 1st feb is to push the price of paycoin back up to $20 so he can offload all his premined coins and then declare bankrupty come feb, who knows, so much bullshit makes my headspin
mircea_popescu: i never really was too hip on it. if peopel ask, sure, tell em things, answer q's. but the sort of blind "o look what new gadget i got" thing they do... meh. it only creates more idiots for mpoe-pr to claw at.
mircea_popescu: cazalla basically, "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay". "he lied, but it's okay".
kakobrekla: idiots are already coming at maxint rate so one more or less who cares.
mircea_popescu: also true i guess.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i'll prove to you it makes a diff!
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2s2utx/the_hard_fork_missile_crisis/cnmqyth
assbot: kixunil comments on The Hard Fork Missile Crisis ... ( http://bit.ly/1A9g9lI )
mircea_popescu: now where did he get the source he rewrote there ?
kakobrekla: this actually works in your favor.
mircea_popescu: aha ?
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> i dont see how those lists help with anything << re that.
mircea_popescu: only time a redditor said something sane on reddit this week was when he was rewriting a trilema paragraph.
mircea_popescu: that's something!
kakobrekla: perhaps it was the log.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17050 @ 0.00055357 = 9.4384 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: (cause the log is free hehe)
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: mebbe it was, at that.
mircea_popescu: o right, i had forgotten
kakobrekla: yeah you better stfu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26100 @ 0.00055623 = 14.5176 BTC [+] {2}
danielpbarron: Basically anyone who doesn't update their software will not be able to see the new blocks. They will be on an old network that would no longer be "bitcoin" - until they updated their software. It's very likely that this old network would have no transactions because nobody would bother mining it. --reddit
danielpbarron: bitcoin will no longer be bitcoin
mircea_popescu: because reddit sez so!
mircea_popescu: this adventure makes it quite obvious how the entire libertard political machine is intended to function. sort-of like, it ran into a ravine, now it's suspended, ands you can walk under it safely and admire all the pistons and whatnot without much risk.
mircea_popescu: reminds me of a much older but quite central asciilifeform point : "These fools have been handed a technology so clever, so disruptive and revolutionary, that the rulers of the world would have to fully unmask themselves as ruthless tyrants in order to suppress it, — or give up their thrones on their own free will — if it were used correctly, that is."
mircea_popescu: apparently... it is being used correctly eh.
asciilifeform: ilkka kokkarinen liked to call this concept 'heightening the contradictions.' also known as 'make'em gas you'
mircea_popescu: so far it;'s a lot more predictive-dialectic. "this is what you will say, and this is why you will be saying it, and this is how you'll respond to the previous statement, and this is why you did that, and this is how..."
mircea_popescu: supposedly the only form of psychotherapy that works. takes a while tho.
PeterL: ;;later tell pete_dushenski your blog is on scoopbot's list, he just doesn't like you for some reason. I will look into it
gribble: The operation succeeded.
kakobrekla: whoever responsible for rss should commit suicide.
kakobrekla: o wait.
kakobrekla: this joke never dies,
kakobrekla: unlike the author.