fluffypony: also apparently you become Black Moses by using the site
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> "I noticed your reply to the price bottom bet thread, and I think you might be interested in our soft-launch of BetMoose.com." << lmao
assbot: Prediction: when the Chinese find out about Nautilus, thats when things will get crazy. Talk about investing safely in the US market...
kakobrekla: when the chinese find out about nautilus, bitcoin is illegal
mircea_popescu: i mean seriously, everyone is fixated on garbagemen and toilet plunger men
mircea_popescu: let me tell you something : plastic insulates from shit/fungus
mircea_popescu: why would "the chinese" want to invest in the us market anyway ?
kakobrekla: tell him to put his lifesaving 0.1 btc that he has onto a bet
kakobrekla: i hope someone answered him 'patience is the key'
mircea_popescu: it is beyond me why one wouldn't get change for a million if buying all those plus whatsapp.
mike_c: yelp and groupon make money i think
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mike_c: well, if it makes you feel better, groupon used to be worth $18B :)
mircea_popescu: eat half their icecream when it gets there, then 1/4 of each bite they take.
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artifexd: kakobrekla: Bug fixed and confirmed as fixed. :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19200 @ 0.00099384 = 19.0817 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00099404 = 7.505 BTC [+]
jurov: dem hedgehog funds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7228 @ 0.00099404 = 7.1849 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07360031 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0736 = 0.368 BTC [-] {2}
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assbot: hedgehog sex? - YouTube
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.429 = 0.858 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 14 @ 0.04120842 = 0.5769 BTC [-] {3}
mike_c: something about chinese muslims not liking bed.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9066 @ 0.00099318 = 9.0042 BTC [-]
assbot: Got the Bitcoin Trezor - serialized delusions
jurov: sorry for the shitty unzoomable pics, I just told myself I gotta put it out of the door today
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 4 @ 0.1355 = 0.542 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: i dunno why i already get a nostalgic feel when i look at it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.004049 = 0.4049 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04189999 = 0.2514 BTC [+]
benkay: whaddaya think about it, jurov ?
benkay: have you hidden it in your butt yet?
mike_c: it don't get it. is it blue or gold? or does it change colors?
jurov: it has bit too sharp edges for my butt
jurov: and.. hopefully electrum support will come soon, the online wallet is very limited
jurov: otherwise I like it
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00099691 = 14.2558 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.00620165 = 0.2481 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0419 = 0.2095 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 20 @ 0.00620076 = 0.124 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04195 = 0.1259 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02375114 = 0.4988 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 11 @ 0.031399 = 0.3454 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 29 @ 0.031399 = 0.9106 BTC [-] {3}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03123174 = 0.1249 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00413753 = 0.2069 BTC [+]
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benkay: are there any *good* gpg libs out there?
benkay: i'm almost willing to work in ruby.
benkay: asciilifeform mentioned at one time writing the guts of the cardano in ansi c
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.43 = 2.15 BTC [-]
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Shakespeare: we'll see how it goes with the wifi at the venue ..
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23900 @ 0.00099328 = 23.7394 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.02356021 = 0.4476 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 58 @ 0.07361093 = 4.2694 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 119 @ 0.07353812 = 8.751 BTC [-] {4}
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moiety: How are you BingoBoingo?
BingoBoingo: moiety: Not too bad. Switched out one antibiotic for another.
BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists.
moiety: D; well one down one to go. hope this new antibiotic does the trick. you feeling ok on it?
BingoBoingo: So far. The new one's Bactrim, so it still precludes boozing unless I want to grow crystals in the kidneys.
cazalla: i'm a week no booze today heh
moiety: yeah i don't think you want anything growing in your kidleys BB
moiety: are you detoxing cazalla?
cazalla: not really, just getting on in years, getting fatter, figured with winter due here in australia, good time to quit and start jogging again, get fit for the summer and all that
moiety: good plan, better person than me on the exercise thing lol but yeah, there is a ton of empty calories in wine
moiety: i think your winters are warmer than our summers lol
cazalla: no snow where i live but a good chill in the air, just how i liked it when i was 10 years younger, only been past 3 nights, skipping tonight as i'm sore
cazalla: i use to do 10km daily, can't even manage 500m without stopping now but i know if i stick at it and build my fitness back up, love handles will melt off
cazalla: not having a few drinks before bed has left me feeling a little deprived though, couldn't really sleep first 2 nights
cazalla: i only started drinking a few weeks before my son was born, i stopped drinking before that for a while
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 36 @ 0.02483519 = 0.8941 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.02484161 = 0.472 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10550 @ 0.000993 = 10.4762 BTC [+]
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assbot: Circle Emerges From Stealth To Bring Bitcoin To The Masses | TechCrunch
jurov: lmao that's new way for bitcoin companies to appear
jurov: "emerged from stealth"
jurov: most likely the reverse of tried and proven disappear process
jurov: “It’s a free service to store, send and receive bitcoin,” Allaire says of Circle’s prodcuts. hahah what a typo
jurov: Behind all of this is a security system built not only with past mistakes in mind, but also with an eye toward any future threats.
jurov: such doublespeak :DDD
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.0423 = 0.423 BTC [+] {2}
jurov: Built to safely and stealthily appear...and disappear.
jurov: or even better: emerge...and submerge.
jurov: ..no active private keys are ever moved or accessible in physical transit.” PUT DEM INDA CLOUDZ
jurov: oh and US regulation in the mix, too
jurov: "consumers worried of stumbling on to another Silk Road." oh my..how one stumbles into SR?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7033 @ 0.00099182 = 6.9755 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 67 @ 0.00411428 = 0.2757 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17550 @ 0.00099191 = 17.408 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 200 @ 0.00084708 = 0.1694 BTC [-] {2}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4185001 BTC [-]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
fluffypony: jurov: I guess one walks down the path of disenchantment, trips over the log of alcohol, meanders into the thicket of nootropics, finally stumbling on to another Silk Road
bounce: forget to pay attention and the bitcoinfoundation bunch already started their party. y'all did and done went there?
Mats_cd03: silk road sold things like blotter art iirc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16818 @ 0.00099021 = 16.6534 BTC [-]
Mats_cd03: Innocent blotter art enthusiasts could, you know, stumble onto circle and accidentally buy 5 sheets of acid
assbot: The Black Keys - Weight Of Love by Saher Nouman on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22650 @ 0.0009979 = 22.6024 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.41884 = 1.2565 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: 300 Bitcoins to be worth more than a share of Class A Berkshire Hathaway Stock on March 31st 2015 - Predictious
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (93%) on Yes, 77.59 B (7%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`865 (100`000 to 1)
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.89, Best ask: 448.49, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 448.49, 24 hour volume: 4121.22830484, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.67, 24 hour vwap: 448.863344347
mircea_popescu: i would say that's roughly the proportion between predictious and bitbet : 8e-5 to 1
mircea_popescu: somewhat reminiscent of zerohedge's humiliation last year
assbot: ZoneHedge Wow. Such Durden. Much info. About useless. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: TIME magazine/.com invites me to write one article a week for them. "This is a platform, not a freelance assignment, so it is unpaid." HAHA
mircea_popescu: just in case you were doubting my sayings about journos.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
Asa9: how have you been, sir?
Asa9: lol! I'm in the process of moving to a new house I just bought.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.04276666 = 0.2566 BTC [+] {2}
Asa9: Early in the morning here, so I thought i'd check out some fast chats :D
mircea_popescu: this shit's unreadable, omfg the derp. not your fault even, i imagine what the input material should have been like.
mircea_popescu: but speaking of altcoins, fluffypony why not just use altcoin for w/e wallet you were trying to do ? unlike vericoin or w/e, it's not going to be going anywhere and doesn't actually need anyone's approval/support.
fluffypony: the aim was to have a more general use altcoin remittance system
fluffypony: the Vertcoin thing was a failed suggestion from people who thought it would be a good idea
fluffypony: but moving forward, since we're no longer bound to that
mircea_popescu: what is the difference between "supporting atc" and vertcoin ?
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: moiety: One infection cleared up, but another persists. << you gotta stop saving on whores man.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: we weren't just going to support Vertcoin, we were going to be exclusively Vertcoin for the first few months
mircea_popescu: why aren't you anymore ? (because reddit sunk the vertcoin, i thought). why not move to atc, it can't be sunk by reddit.
fluffypony: the focus on Vertcoin wasn't just for shits and giggles, the idea was that the IPO would be a VTC-only IPO, so the focus on Vertcoin would also provide benefit to them
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: so what, have an ATC IPO? :-P
moiety: cazalla: good for you, stick at it and it will be worthwhile :D
mircea_popescu: fluffypony if your ipo is atc only, it provides some benefit to atc. you can mine some, which puts you in the same position as if you had mined some vertcoin
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell bingoboingo i am shocked, shocked i say, to find sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim available in the us. it's my first line against infection, it's very well tolerated and extremely cheap. yet well hated in the us, probably for these reasons.
fluffypony: I know - but we've shelved the "big" IPO and raised a smaller amount privately, so the idea is that we're going to complete the product and bring it to market, and then if we feel it necessary we can always do a second round of funding to enable merchant acquisition
mircea_popescu: ah. you gonna get pissy if i tell you the whole adventure simply displays a shocking lack of strategic competence on your team ? :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00099876 = 12.9839 BTC [+]
fluffypony: I got sold on the idea against my better instincts
mircea_popescu: use this bitchin' resource we got here. i know it's counterintuitive to just be plain about things, there's this deeply drilled in idea that business "must be sikrit".
mircea_popescu: nothing could be further from the truth, and this is experience not a guess.
fluffypony: the takeaway for me has been that there are precious few business people in this space, just a bunch of nerds that think running an ecommerce store == being a businessman
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I know - it was all too haphazard and I didn't think things through or talk about them here
fluffypony: critical failures, but failures to learn from
mircea_popescu: in candor, i was sorta getting myself settled with popcorn to see how your thing will catastrophically fail by autumn.
fluffypony: they have it at one of the delis here, it's delicious
moiety: I've had elderberry wine. i don't think this is the same
mircea_popescu: it's quite traditionally romanian/balkan, is the deli owner from like constanta ?
mircea_popescu: moiety might be this with alcohol added, or an entirely diff thing
punkman: elderberry wine uses the berries
punkman: I don't think they usually add alcohol, just ferment as usual
punkman: I'm gonna make some loquat juice today
mircea_popescu: that's great for bingo's womanly problems, it clears utis something fierce.
punkman: haven't tried juicing them before, but since I got so many
mircea_popescu: was just derping about your post. man that was painful to read.
Shakespeare: well don't shoot the noob liveblogging messenger!
mircea_popescu: "I got the impression that she is a savvy professional that has begun to wrangle in books that were previously lacking." finally.
mircea_popescu: anyway, the patrick byrne dood... he can't fucking read, derping about rousseau ?
mircea_popescu: i guess it's great for all these muppets that i don't tend to show up at these things.
mircea_popescu: that i read as the only + in there, at leastr man speaks chinese.
fluffypony: "I’d like to dual list on NASDAQ and the blockchain"
Shakespeare: cuz he responding to a guy from china who wasn't speaking Chinese
mircea_popescu: jurov:"emerged from stealth" << am lolling with you here.
mircea_popescu: the implicit proposition is that they are already big but also new.
mircea_popescu: as contradictiory and nonsensical as that may be, it's not intended for thinking people
fluffypony: I emerge from stealth every morning just btw
mircea_popescu: was byrne's chinese so bad the guy didn't even recognise it ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: I got the impression that he can speak English really well, so he asked the q in English
fluffypony: especially to an English speaking audience
fluffypony: from now on I'm responding to all questions asked here in Afrikaans
mircea_popescu: you know, judging by the average worldliness displayed by us folk you'd think that entire continent consists of one huge barn. wtf.
fluffypony: it's more guttural and a lot uglier sounding than Dutch
mircea_popescu: now how the fuck can something sound uglier than dutch
fluffypony: except I once heard a recording of some chick reading Afrikaans poetry, and it was beautiful
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: deep guttural G sound everywhere
mircea_popescu: is this afrikaans thing spoken by sharpening metal blades on rocks ?
davout: speaking dutch with a mouth full of m&ms sounds more accurate
davout: also she hardly turns her computer on, she's too busy with her horse thing exams
davout: which is incidentally going pretty well
davout: she did her first pro contest beginning of this weel
mircea_popescu: jesus these people know how to take the fun out of anything
davout: ended up in 4th position on 80 contestants
fluffypony: "He said their hardware wallet had many more features than Trezor"
davout: like i tell her, the horse does all the work
davout: but with time taken into account as well
davout: it's like they sort contestants by fouls (like the bars that the horse touches and make fall) and then by time
davout: racing is for skinny midgets :D
moiety: punkman: what do loquats taste like?
moiety: i don't like horse racing, when they fall D;
davout: moiety: at least it makes some butcher happy
mircea_popescu: moiety you don't always break the horse's leg on a fall.
moiety: do the fallen ones get eaten?
davout: moiety: if they have something broken, i guess it depends on whether they were medicated
moiety: recently, there was a runaway horse that had no jockey and it banged into another one and they both had to be put down
punkman: moiety, I'd say it's kinda unique, a bit citrus-y, but I'm not good at describing such things
davout: yeah, horses are pretty fragile, they have thin legs compared to their weight, no wonder it breaks so easily
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.43509379 = 3.0457 BTC [+] {5}
davout: also some horses that could be saved simply aren't because it doesn't make economical sense
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punkman: moiety: " a mix of peach, citrus and mild mango."
mircea_popescu: europe sits atop a lake of fine wine in which supernumerary purebreed horses are flung.
moiety: and they surprise them all the time too because the gaps after the hedges change, so if there is no jockey, they don't get warned early enough to jump
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42942928 BTC [-]
moiety: punkman: oh that sounds really nice actually
mircea_popescu: fluffypony how is it different from a repurposed yubikey ?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: seems to be more squarely aimed at the "convenience" crowd
fluffypony: the widespread adoption pitch seems to be a popular one lately
assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions
davout: mircea_popescu: it's cedivad i reckon
gribble: cedivad was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 4 weeks, 4 days, 21 hours, 10 minutes, and 35 seconds ago: <cedivad> i actually have one, but i never really wrote about hashfast, bitcointa.lk or any other of my web-related experiences (i manage some really huge websites)...
assbot: Sigsafe: An electronic key tag for signing bitcoin transactions
mircea_popescu: davout yeah, i used to know it, then someone perturbed me ;/
gribble: Time since last block: 20 minutes and 1 second
mircea_popescu: davout my bank reported a hold and payment i completed at like 4am monday after noon wednesday.
mircea_popescu: it's a societe generale subsidiary, too. i really would like to know how the fuck that worked.
mircea_popescu: "o he's a good guy, let's just give him three days' full credit"
davout: wat, you made a payment to someone at sg and it's stuck ?
mircea_popescu: no. i made a payment to someone, which went through, and it wasn't stuck. monday morning.
mircea_popescu: this was announced on my account however, after two full closes.
mircea_popescu: sort-of like you buy 1mn shares of apple today, hold them till monday, then sell them, and simply pocket the difference, without any capital exposure.
davout: ok, the payment got reported later
davout: on wednesday, after being made on monday?
davout: do you know when it was received?
mircea_popescu: it's so unexpectedly absurd i can see why it'd be hard to grok.
davout: they probably have two cut-offs for transfers and periodically synchronized web interface
mircea_popescu: no, this was their own direct interface. the non-web ms-dos looking thing.
davout: the way banks handle dates is still shrouded in mystery to me
mircea_popescu: yeah but in this case i could have emptied my account and walked. at any point... tuesday.
davout: just because it wasn't reported to you doesn't mean it wasn't taken into account wrt what you could still transfer out
davout: hypotheticals hypotheticals
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13850 @ 0.00099611 = 13.7961 BTC [-]
davout: for example, due to the way transferring btc out at BC works, you can have an executed transfer that's still marked as pending on the web interface
mircea_popescu: davout i tell you, it's not a matter of it being reported to me. cashier had no trace of it.
davout: sg subsidiary, fernch technology, who's to know
davout: and when is say fernch i mean fernch
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43788 BTC [+]
davout: on an unrelated note i'm buying a romanian made car today
davout: fanny wants a duster, i'd rather pay for a sandero
mircea_popescu: davout anyway, the discussion was re "why are you not faster bitcoin"
gribble: Time since last block: 2 minutes and 35 seconds
davout: o yea, bitcoin, the fastestest
davout: i'm off, these cars don't just buy themselves
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43787957 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 26 @ 0.0313999 = 0.8164 BTC [+] {2}
bounce: could use one of these:
http://thingm.com/products/blink-1/ -- cool thingy, got kickstarter-funded august 2012. can you buy'em? in two online stores! well, only one, the other gives a page not found. and their own doesn't sell this one, it only sells the mk2. well, pre-orders for the mk2. which is on possible production problem hold. so, no, they really don't sell much of anything.
mircea_popescu: i wonder how much of the us economy will move on that model.
mircea_popescu: it has a distinctively soviet flavour. "in our country you can buy anything yo ucan possibly wish for, on the cheap."
mircea_popescu: "violet blue ® @violetblue · 12m Tried to disable all Gmail Labs to try and eclipse the 707, but I get a Google server error message and can't save settings. Great."
mircea_popescu: i can't even make heads or tails of wtf she's on about. basically google has created a new breed of hermetic nonsense.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (73%) on Yes, 11.38 B (27%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 12 hours | weight: 16`539 (100`000 to 1)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34732 @ 0.0009942 = 34.5306 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: Hypergraphia - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
chetty: Think thats anyone we know??
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00415735 = 0.4157 BTC [+]
chetty: mircea_popescu, of course you could :P
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fluffypony: the whole HYIP thing is just circlejerky, bunch of people at the top making money
fluffypony: and the guys running the forums and the shill accounts too
fluffypony: it's kinda exactly like Warrior Forum and BHW :-P
fluffypony: I'm sure they get enough people to "invest"
mircea_popescu: no see this is the problem : petty crime is the dumbest thing you could possibly do.
punkman: yeah but those "investors" only have $0.50
fluffypony: it's like pirateat40 - Advanced Edition
mircea_popescu: the thing works on the same econoimics as the spam "business".
fluffypony: for a moment I thought their script was unlicensed
assbot: And another one bites the dust : bitmarket.eu pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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mircea_popescu: "A video based conferencing technologies has been a great challenge for non-cooperating technologies. The video conferencing services are associated with configurations and compatibility. Some managed network services are now offered organizations continue their import voice based meetings and cloud based conferencing services that help individual executives. It is more reliability as well as ease of use. The cloud bas
☟︎ mircea_popescu: ed type of conferencing services can provide a great return on investment ROI and help save time."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 61 @ 0.02375773 = 1.4492 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02394308 = 0.1197 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.02392182 = 0.3588 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.0242339 = 0.5089 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: with all the redundancy, that blog post needs to RIP in pieces
mircea_popescu: yes. there would be indeed technology ? answer lies inside.
fluffypony: this is the guy you're keeping to run S.LIMBS isn't it
fluffypony: article rewriters seem to be getting a little better with time too
pankkake: I wonder, in how many years we won't be sure we are talking to/reading an human on the internet
pankkake: the issue is that it just be a dumb human
fluffypony: pankkake: cleverbot is already leading the way
mircea_popescu: pankkake this is just a restatement of why you can't have "decentralised" stock exchanges.
mircea_popescu: you trust the content based on it being signed by trustworthy sources.
pankkake: ahah, imagine a bot creating businesses
fluffypony: pankkake: you could have an ARMY of trolls!
pankkake: my troll is handcrafted, we're not skimping on the quality
mircea_popescu: this is like the idea that buttcrafted shit is somehoiw better shit than mass produced shit.
fluffypony: the wife sees stuff on it and is like "OMFG LOOK HOW AMAZING COZ HANDCRAFTED"
fluffypony: and then 20 seconds of searching finds the same crap on banggood or aliexpress
danielpbarron: that sounds like "DACs" or whatever they are called (decentralized autonomous corporations a.k.a. scams)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16172 @ 0.00099361 = 16.0687 BTC [+]
assbot: BBC News - Bosnia and Serbia emergency after 'worst ever' floods
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7388 @ 0.00099611 = 7.3593 BTC [+]
Shakespeare: When asked what one Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - Brock Pierce
fluffypony: we should get him to invest in S.OBVSKAM
assbot: When asked what one #Bitcoin investment they'd make: "They're like children, you love them all." - /brockpierce via /Bitcoin_Assets
TomServo: His last post is a link to "Why Mastercoin Could Go to 1 BTC"... not going to read it, sorry.
mircea_popescu: Why The Sky May Contain A Pie, And Wherebouts Would It Be.
jborkl: Well we were better off with the sr and ml than peepee touchers
mircea_popescu: not like WE're the ones going to hang out with the menagerie.
mircea_popescu: well except for tat, who has an apparent penchant for stepping in sheit.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350888 = 0.294 BTC [-] {2}
jborkl: tat will never be the same
mircea_popescu: at least unlike nefario's lolference coupla years ago, these schmucks kinda know they don't belong in here.
jborkl: well you know you make a really good point as always
fluffypony: nubbins`: just in case you missed it, we've all spoken in your absence and decided we need #bitcoin-assets t-shirts made, plz make happen
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2800 @ 0.00099361 = 2.7821 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07350999 = 0.294 BTC [+]
nubbins`: fluffypony i just got a ;;later tell about just that
mircea_popescu: frothy are you the pierced chick fluffy was gonna contact ?
assbot: Lagwagon - May 16 - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07350999 = 0.3675 BTC [+]
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: sent a msg, haven't had a reply
nubbins`: ^ i always feel good when i remember this song on this day
nubbins`: lotta projects on the go, not much free time for irc
mircea_popescu: better than hanging out all day like all teh other bums.
nubbins`: today tho, i plan on listening to music from my youth and drinking Krombacher
fluffypony: because you have those pesky t-shirts to design?
nubbins`: people keep mentioning t-shirts, but without any details XD
fluffypony: cool bitcoin-assets logo-ish thing on the back
nubbins`: "the bee-dash-ay took my baby away?"
TomServo: what about "too honest for a shady logo"
fluffypony: maybe we should come up with a couple and then put it to a gpg signed vote
mircea_popescu: someone had a kickass idea these days about a b-a shirt
nubbins`: wait, no, that's a dead kennedys song.
nubbins`: mircea_popescu thank dog for the log!
nubbins`: ...actually that's not bad right there
fluffypony: as long as we don't end up with "thank doge" due to a misprint
nubbins`: actually, that's a lie. we have a box full of misprinted shirts that we use for test prints
nubbins`: when too covered in ink, we cut 'em up for cleaning rags
nubbins`: anyway, fun times these days. we had a big show on the 4th
nubbins`: lotta art got sold, lotta live music got listened to
nubbins`: i got drunker than i planned, smoked a ton of drugs, and still managed to not lose track of the money
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [7C] 15 @ 0.00711996 = 0.1068 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: the Square app + credit card reader helped a lot
nubbins`: it lets ya track cash sales too
TomServo: nubbins`: does that still have no fees?
nubbins`: oh started making plans for yoorup vacation too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.0768999 = 1.1535 BTC [+]
nubbins`: oh hey, someone interviewed vexual
assbot: Strange Guy Interviewed - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.031389 = 0.2825 BTC [-]
jborkl: Gavin Andresen: Rising Transaction Fees Could Price Poor Out of Bitcoin <Just for you Mircea, cause you care sooo much :)
nubbins`: fun fact, poor people don't own btc
jborkl: yeah, kinda a logic loop fail there on Gavins part
nubbins`: "paying 50 cents to move $10k worth of currency could price poor out of bitcoin"
mircea_popescu: actually, i pay 2-5 dollars on a regular basis for 10-100k worth of btc.
nubbins`: "I can't afford these transaction fees," tweeted Steve Spiros from his iPhone 5S
mircea_popescu: i don't see the problem with it. and i do not see what business children / poor people have in bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: money is not for children, money is for adults. school and , in some jurisdictions, cock sucking is for children.
jborkl: western union charging $20 to send $400 seems to work for poor people all the time
nubbins`: jborkl YOUR LOGIC HAS NO PLACE HERE
nubbins`: brb popping 3 doors down to have a beer with the hippies
pankkake: I'm a cheap ass, I almost always send zero fee
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16900 @ 0.00099361 = 16.792 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8600 @ 0.00099361 = 8.545 BTC [-]
mike_c: ascii's been quiet lately. must be working hard!
mike_c: cardano needs more power!
mike_c: (yes, a tim allen reference)
mike_c: who knows man, i am drowning in fucking shell scripts.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 30 @ 0.00616993 = 0.1851 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10750 @ 0.00099361 = 10.6813 BTC [-]
mike_c: sed 's/me working/hire someone/g'
mike_c: ah, to the new labratory
bounce: shell scripts != bash scripts
assbot: I'm About as Good as Dead: the End of Xah Lee
benkay: poor fucker needs bitcoin ads
benkay: pff mike_c you need bash horsepower?
mike_c: haha "possibly homeless. i fear i lose my internet"
mike_c: glad to see he has priorities
benkay: well his priorities are mad fucked.
mike_c: benkay: you're the one who told me to write this shit myself instead of use ansible. i blame you.
benkay: i could write it for you man
mike_c: i have this thing where i don't trust anyone to setup my servers except me. i should get over it, but i haven't yet.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 69 @ 0.00611448 = 0.4219 BTC [-] {4}
punkman: mice_c, if you got a good recipe, I can turn the thing into an ansible script. I don't trust myself to come up with the recipe though.
mike_c: i'll keep that in mind punkman. i've still got a couple more server types to get through.
benkay: what are you building out, mike_c ?
assbot: LSM Labs: A Poorly-Veiled Scam » CryptoCoinsNews
mike_c: normal webstack. just a little more robust and scalable than usual.
mircea_popescu: "You will be required to register to Bitcoin Talk and other forums and start conversations on our products. We will advise you what you will need to say. You will need to create 5 accounts for us on bitcoin talk to start with (this takes 7 days to be active). Then I will instruct you on what else needs to be completed."
assbot: We Need to Talk About Butterfly Labs
HeySteve2: sent him to the trilema link to help his research
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0768859 = 0.3075 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.076886 = 2.3066 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: nm, found it. and also, why the fuck does the page load > 150 elements ?
HeySteve2: um yeah, I don't tweet much. not sure how to link to a tweet
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 1000 @ 0.00051 = 0.51 BTC [+]
assbot: The forum and its implementation. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
benkay: wow the migration's in full effect
assbot: Argentine National Anthem (English Subtitled) - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8900 @ 0.00099438 = 8.85 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 70 @ 0.07688705 = 5.3821 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 120 @ 0.0778631 = 9.3436 BTC [+] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 33 @ 0.078 = 2.574 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14791 @ 0.00099424 = 14.7058 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.078 = 0.234 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2018 @ 0.00012064 = 0.2435 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 57600 @ 0.00099336 = 57.2175 BTC [-]
assbot: Bitcoin Mining Rigs 3: Mine Hard With a Vengeance - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
fluffypony: nope, that's literally some shitty shelving from the hardware store
assbot: OpenRigs.com Product Pics - Imgur
mike_c: but does it work just as well :D
fluffypony: mike_c: yes, but definitely not as solid or wife friendly
mircea_popescu: "well ok, wrap the cup in a towel. condensation problem... no longer immediately visible"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.07895 = 0.3948 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07895 = 0.8685 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 37 @ 0.07984431 = 2.9542 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: it's not bad. course it's a layer of lulz, just as much a satire of its authors intent as of early forum fucktardery.
mike_c: well, i meant that post specifically. those garage pics are great
assbot: Easy like Sunday morning - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
mircea_popescu: meanwhile may 2014, people have the reverse problem : can't really buy.
chetty: DOJ: Americans Have No 4th Amendment Protections At All When They Communicate With Foreigners
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 17 @ 0.0799 = 1.3583 BTC [+]
jborkl: mircea_popescu : is there a public price and volume record of S.MPOE available?
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.0009876 / 0.00099394 / 0.00099934 (766871 shares, 762.23 BTC), 7D: 0.00087479 / 0.00095539 / 0.00101 (5998711 shares, 5,731.17 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094532 / 0.00101 (24007139 shares, 22,694.47 BTC)
mircea_popescu: if memory serves mike_c was keeping some data on his blog
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07996258 = 0.3199 BTC [+]
assbot: S.MPOE Analysis - Btc Alpha
jborkl: ok that answered it, I will just start from now
mircea_popescu: you can prolly grep the logs for "[MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D" it's called often enough
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 26 @ 0.08003223 = 2.0808 BTC [+] {4}
mike_c: jborkl: kakobrekla sells that data.
mike_c: if you're looking for full historicals.
kakobrekla: no data is free, you pay for the protocol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08106296 = 0.1621 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 24 @ 0.08199916 = 1.968 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.041 = 0.328 BTC [-]
mike_c: well, if kakobrekla doesn't mind i'm happy to give you a dump then. i've got them all in a database.
assbot: Bitcoiner or cult leader? - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.082 = 0.164 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9150 @ 0.00099004 = 9.0589 BTC [-]
mike_c: multumesc! the only romanian word i know. 'thank you', right?
mircea_popescu: mike_c tizule would be the vocative of tiz which denotes someone with the same given name.
mike_c: interesting. but slow down here, if I become multilingual i get kicked out of the US.
mircea_popescu: i wouldn't worry, you're getting kicked out of the us anyway.
mike_c: maybe i'll kick them out and i'll stay.
chetty: mike_c, And thats a bad thing?
mike_c: chetty: grandparents get upset if you take their grandchildren to another continent.
chetty: they can go too ya know
mike_c: have you ever spoken to old people? :)
chetty: no, I don't talk to myself much
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.082 = 1.23 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: mircea_popescu: weirldly enough, feet is not on my fetish list. it's certainly too mainstream
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.082 = 4.92 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 71 @ 0.08337527 = 5.9196 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 25400 @ 0.00098953 = 25.1341 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: a nice, somewhat deep, round, bellebutton
assbot: Bitcoin: Women and Children Last - Buttcoin - The P2P crypto-currency for butts. - Buttcoin - It's Bitcoins with Butts! - Buttcoin.org
mircea_popescu: sounds like a 15yo cracked.com writer is trying to fit in.
mircea_popescu: "Bitcoin, viewed from the outside, seems to be vastly white, male, and very loudly libertarian. This is possibly just a result of a wider problem in the tech world [...]" etc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 129 @ 0.08935059 = 11.5262 BTC [+] {9}
pankkake: I'm actually surprised by the lack of libertarians
mircea_popescu: cause you know, we all wanna be black women working for the govt.
pankkake: well, on bitcointalk and whatever
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 69 @ 0.09446816 = 6.5183 BTC [+] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 53 @ 0.0355283 = 1.883 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 106 @ 0.0945 = 10.017 BTC [+]
pankkake: and, interestingly, while my encounters with bitcoiners and libertarians have been both hugely male (or females with "male personalities"), the races have been fairly diverse
pankkake: I suppose racism still sells more than sexism
fluffypony: the "no women in IT" thing has been done for ages
artifexd: pankkake: Can you make penguirker display the total in bitcoin and whether it was a sell or a buy? Something like "Buy 4882.0000 ATC @ 0.00000220 BTC [0.01074040BTC]"
pankkake: well, I kinda hoped mod6 would make his bot work :p
pankkake: I find the sell/buy thing weird. for bitcoin-central I show wether it's up or down from prev trade, like assbot
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00415702 = 0.2079 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: but perhaps it has a psychological sense
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.041 = 0.82 BTC [+]
moiety: pankkake: females with "male personalities" << ??
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 39 @ 0.00415735 = 0.1621 BTC [+]
mike_c: well, it is different info. you can have consecutive buys that are dropping in price if the spread is moving.
pankkake: moiety: for examples females that usually prefer the company of males
mircea_popescu: male personality females'd prefer the company of females. right ?
moiety: i thought you meant females masquerading as males
pankkake: as friends, not as sexual partners
mircea_popescu: "I walk in and a group of people are already sitting at a long table. I say hi and hover for a second, determining where to sit. Entirely uninvited, and before I even have a chance to react, one guy proceeds to grab me by the waist and pull me into an awkward, grope-y side hug next to him on the bench. To reiterate, I’ve never met this man in my life. I try giving him the benefit of the doubt and make some quip about
mircea_popescu: his being a friendly sort, but it gets uncomfortable pretty quickly when he puts his hand on my leg and leaves it there until I squirm uncomfortably."
assbot: This is what it's like to be a woman at a Bitcoin meetup - Arianna Simpson
mike_c: old news :) you even commented on that post a while ago
pankkake: except those guys will do it to a male too. I don't like it either but I'm not going to blog about it
pankkake: not that hard to make it known you don't like it
mike_c: you did. your comment is still there
mircea_popescu: pankkake you telling me some dude grabbed you by the waist at some event ?
chetty: geeze, enough with putting people in groups - wtf it matters male/female at a btc meetup?
pankkake: plenty of people will grab, touch, whatever
mircea_popescu: i never read it before. i was just looking for the pic.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] [PAID] 99.58971344 BTC to 66`206 shares, 150424 satoshi per share
chetty: thestringpuller, hey I was at the first romanian btc conference!
chetty: and just an fyi, the only female engineer in biggish corp for years - its not realy a big deal, these women are whiners
mircea_popescu: ". Since Bitcoin is still so new, we have the rare opportunity to get onboard before the ship has sailed, becoming knowledgeable before a vast majority of people have ever even heard of it. "
mircea_popescu: "Learning about it now, instead of trying to play catch-up as it often seems like we are in terms of women in STEM fields, programming, or traditional finance, will surely reap great benefits." this is so true, yet so hopeless.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09499999 = 0.285 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: if she loves bitcoin so much why is she making everyone out to be creeps? afaik you get creeps at all kinds of gatherings and she'd have a better chance of me even getting to the end of the article if she didn't sound so retarded while whinging
fluffypony: moiety: clearly she's never gone to an IRC meet
fluffypony: although I haven't dared go to one since the 90s
moiety: but i'm not about to assume that every person is the same
mike_c: we ganging up on arianna? she got groped at the meetup. that seems like a legitimate beef to me.
mircea_popescu: moiety on a plain reading on that article, it'd be because they were creeps.
moiety: she is doing to other people what she doesn't want done to herself
mircea_popescu: i gather she refused further media exposure for the sake of not driving the creep image.
fluffypony: mike_c: I don't think we were ganging up on her
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 11 @ 0.041 = 0.451 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: fluffypony i have been to a few, dunno why are you having issues with the meets.
kakobrekla: or maybe im a part of that werido group
moiety: mike_c: its a legit gripe to be felt up but not to label all as gropers
mircea_popescu: mike_c tbh having actually read the thing nao, it doesn't seem she's beefing, and moreover the entire feminist/sexism/what have you apparatus is useless and inadequate.
fluffypony: kakobrekla: tech IRC meets !== IRC meets
mike_c: kakobrekla: you care if i publish s.mpoe trade history that I got from your feed?
fluffypony: kakobrekla: like a bitcoin-assets meet would definitely not be the same as a #sex meet :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.04142 = 0.1243 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: mike_c not really, as i said, data is free, you pay for delivery
mircea_popescu: fluffypony because people at a #sex met would imagine they've got an in already with anyone present ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.041 = 0.123 BTC [-]
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moiety: i probably shouldn't have ranted second half is sort of different
moiety: i still dont like the title though
fluffypony: moiety: I hear your point, though, and I agree
mircea_popescu: yeah i can attest the title is inept. it + the context + the missing image when mike_c linked it first ensured i wasn't going to read it.
mircea_popescu: it got a 2nd shot once buttderp guy linked it, but it could just as well not have.
moiety: i just really don't like such sweeping statements and i feel she contradicts herself a bit in this article
moiety: i haven't actually, scotland is rather sparse for these things and i missed London
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [+]
moiety: but if i turned up to one and someone did that i wouldn't sit and squirm and complain abut it later, i'd say, wanna get off my leg please, kthx
kakobrekla: a year in this room turns any bitcoin conf into noobfest
moiety: then its not entirely creeping is it?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.095 = 0.19 BTC [+]
moiety: kakobrekla: just as well, i don't seem to go anywhere
moiety: THOUGH! i have had some good news! I think i found a roof :D
moiety: (with walls and floors and everything!)
moiety: ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: woke up this morning to an email asking if i would like to view a place i enquired about :D
moiety: omg please dont bash that
moiety: i am so red now you wouldn't believe
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 46 @ 0.00410314 = 0.1887 BTC [-]
moiety: and i did it again, ijust said please bash that and i meant DONT bash that ffs shoot me now
mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> you are better off staying home << kako is developing an ideology here
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0945 = 0.2835 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: how else am i going to keep you all connected to irc
moiety: no just back to my home town
mircea_popescu: <moiety> ive got sex weeks to find a new place and i've been panicking a teeny wee bit about it << now we know how she's making rent.
mircea_popescu: moiety> i am so red now you wouldn't believe << aww! sokay hon, it's just a freudian sleep.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 122 @ 0.04004097 = 4.885 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: i swear you could toast things onmy face right now
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.093999 = 0.376 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah sulfamethoxazole/trimethoprim is still in the US and dirt cheap here. UK's the ones who banned it. Then again this is the third antibiotic so far.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0915001 = 0.4575 BTC [-]
fluffypony: Duffer1: mornings/afternoons as it may be
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moiety: kakobrekla: please dont add them!
BingoBoingo: moiety: I thought this waas lampelina business
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo lampelina has been working on this business for sex weeks.
moiety: lampelina: please don't add them!
moiety: lol oh dear, i'm not going to live this one down am i
mircea_popescu: moiety you know when your older brothers are picking on you tis better to pretend like you jus don care.
assbot: xkcd: Exploits of a Mom
moiety: i make the worst typos, i should be used to it
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: I'm not sure yet. I'm assuming rather busy.
mircea_popescu: so what ARE you doing atm ? kako is always obscure on the topic.
kakobrekla: i think she is still butthurt over the dishes thingy
BingoBoingo: thestringpuller: Yeah, sometime in the next couple months there's going to be surgery to pin some delicate glands into place so they never get tangled again. Once that happens I'll probably be less than portable for a while.
benkay: so very weirdly, my irc client refuses to autocomplete lampelina
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00098962 = 7.6696 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, the left one twisted.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, I'm not that unfortunate schmuck.
benkay: mike_c: from another channel: "<jnerula> nijotz: It begins, I've inserted an ipdb into ansible'
BingoBoingo: Eh, worse things could have happened. The ultrasound could have said I was fucked.
pankkake: was there a discussion about ansible ?
pankkake: I'm certainly looking for *sane* configuration management systems (and obviously, not written in ruby)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 21 @ 0.09401809 = 1.9744 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: hey, anyone here knows about those voice servers gameplayers use ?
moiety: ive heard of mumble and teamspeak
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3560 @ 0.00099076 = 3.5271 BTC [+]
fluffypony: pankkake: I can only speak of ansible with the highest regard inasmuch as I have seen/worked with it as implemented by a sysadmin (who I consider to be among the most savvy *nix admins I've ever known) of mine on a project last year
mircea_popescu: so anyone got a server running/want to set me one up ?
pankkake: fluffypony: good. these things need to be approved by bearded sysadmins, not macbook developers :p
benkay: what do you guys have against hipster?!
pankkake: benkay: gpg would probably introduce too much latency
pankkake: benkay: nothing, as long as they are all burned
benkay: pankkake: gpg just for identifying ownership of endpoints
benkay: what is even a hipster
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13600 @ 0.00099076 = 13.4743 BTC [+]
assbot: How to Be a Hipster: 28 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow
pankkake: if it was easy to define I wouldn't hate them so much
benkay: what's wrong with tailored pants?
fluffypony: "If you do eat meat, you must assert that choice as a cynical transcendence of vegetarians' futile attempts to save the world."
benkay: the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things
Naphex: mircea_popescu: use mumble instead of TS
pankkake: trying to install murmur (the mumble server), it wants to install a bunch of Qt dependencies :/
benkay: that's fucking retarded fluffypony i want my minute and a half back
fluffypony: benkay: it was like the third link on Google, I was trying to do your job for you
benkay: i'm not asking for retards opinions about what a hipster is
mike_c: benkay: lol ipdb :) ansible had to be too good to be true.
benkay: is this a bare metal thing, mike_c ?
mircea_popescu: benkay> the vintage shit is an artifact of being poor and unable to afford new and or nice things <<
benkay: you know how i feel about provisioning virtual instances.
assbot: Install the Elastic Load Balancing Command Line Interface - Elastic Load Balancing
Quanttek: mircea_popescu: just a lurker and community manager of monero who wants to stay up to date
Quanttek: mircea_popescu: prolly the biggest anonymous cryptocurrency (if you don't coun dark, because scammy and more privat then anonym)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 4 @ 0.07374645 = 0.295 BTC [+] {3}
pankkake: why monero and not bytecoin? aren't they the same thing basically?
assbot: Bytecoin Monero CryptoNote
Apocalyptic: Quanttek, nevermind, I mixed it up with moneero
assbot: [NEW CURRENCY] Maria 2.0 was banned, here is her proof. The birth of Bytecoin!
Quanttek: pankkake: kind of, but bytecoin got 2 years premined and obfuscated and complicated the code for advantages for the devs. get's probably dumped, when the price rises. also we have an active development (miner is 10times faster + pool +gui + exchanges)
Apocalyptic: btw not so smart to choose a name that close to an established s.a.
kakobrekla: so they finally ran out of altcoin names
pankkake: oh well. I mined some bytecoin but the wallet has a bug so I can't access them
Quanttek: pankkake: 80% is preminded. it shouldn't suprise you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 16.86679648 BTC to 29`438 shares, 57296 satoshi per share
fluffypony: pankkake: there was a shitcoin called Bytecoin that nobody pid any attention to
Quanttek: well. it's an algorith called cryptonight, which uses a big cratchpad and some advantages of cpu, so it is atm only cpu and gpu won't be that much faster
Apocalyptic: and I see "inflation to preserve mining incentives"
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: it's reasonably interesting
fluffypony: mostly because it uses ring signatures for transactions
fluffypony: and you can specify a mixin count for a transaction
fluffypony: and transactions are grouped with similar transactions in the mixin
fluffypony: so the RPC API is fucked and incomplete
fluffypony: and there's tons of poorly written code that is being fixed
fluffypony: but in principle it's interesting, a lot more interesting than CNBC-COIN
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09395 = 0.9395 BTC [-] {2}
kakobrekla: basically this altcoin market is now same as penny stocks market or what
Quanttek: that's probably monero's biggest challenge: fixing the code and making the code more readable
fluffypony: block reward is also interesting, started at 20 I think (blocks every minute)
fluffypony: "Uses a recurrence relation. Block reward = (M - A) * 2-20 * 10-12, where A = current circulation. Roughly 86% mined in 4 years"
mircea_popescu: not much confidence in the "gpu resistence" theory huh
BingoBoingo: "3:15: I went over to the BitFury booth again and asked the man how much hashpower they have shipped to date. He stared, so I asked again. Looking like he caught a their, he smirked and said, “Why do you want to know that? You want to know how much money we make, what?” I said no, that I’m just interested to know how much hashpower is out there because of them, nothing nefarious. He wouldn’t say any answer other than hinti
BingoBoingo: ng they hadn’t provided the majority. I wonder if he’d tolerate me asking if they’d rent some hashes to ATC…" Shakespeare
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kakobrekla: seems to have lot of similar properties, satoshi prices, dumb investors, poor investors, mostly scams, pump and dumps, nobody except for launchers/brokers making money
mike_c: !down kakobrekla for slander
fluffypony: kakobrekla: did you read that Nautiluscoin article that was linked yesterday?
assbot: Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials
pankkake: mircea_popescu, others: I set up a mumble server on 94.23.215.174. better certificate, hostname will come later if needed
assbot: /Mircea_Popescu Mircea, your name sounds familiar. Eti involved cu cryptos? Sunt chiar civa romni bgai n industria asta nou.
pankkake: install mumble, connect to the server, and that is all
mircea_popescu: i ask cause im gonna put it in guild wall so what do i need to specx ? just the ip ?
Naphex: mircea_popescu: lol:))
mike_c: #b-a in voice! somebody stream that.
pankkake: yeah, just the ip, it's the default port
fluffypony: mike_c: it's for their guild, we're not cool enough to join
benkay: i just want a phone number that i own via gpg.
kakobrekla: anyway, the point i was trying to make, altscams are here to stay
benkay: some of them may even not be scams some day, kakobrekla
fluffypony: benkay: Apple would never allow it :-P
benkay: fluffypony: what does Apple have to do with anything?
kakobrekla: benkay sounds like you should open altxchange
fluffypony: benkay: re: gpg phone numbers, not altcoins
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: is there a way for me to follow what's going on in the game so I can confuse things? :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.09133255 = 2.74 BTC [-] {6}
fluffypony: I mean, besides actually playing the game
fluffypony: Shakespeare: so this Circle thing is just an overblown web-wallet?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24650 @ 0.00099001 = 24.4037 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: fluffypony it's a vc money pit looking for new ways to justify why it's not delivering anything
fluffypony: why did I just waste 4 minutes watching this video
fluffypony: at least the hipster article I made benkay read made sense
pankkake: I'm going to buy food, back in a few minutes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09182006 = 0.9182 BTC [+]
Shakespeare: fluffypony circle's web wallet is insured and has no-fee Bitcoin buying
fluffypony: Shakespeare: it's still meh for all the hype
fluffypony: I was actually kinda hoping for something with more ambition
BingoBoingo: Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09188633 = 0.4594 BTC [+]
Shakespeare: well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch
fluffypony: Shakespeare: I don't doubt that for a second
Shakespeare: and it being insured is at least interesting...
fluffypony: Shakespeare: 3:53 is borked grammatically
mike_c: classic bs video crap. just keep randomly switching between camera head-on and camera to the side. cuz it's cool when the person talking to you isn't looking at you.
Quanttek: I personally think that circle may have advanced security features, but they didn't thought of the usual laziness of users, especially newbies
fluffypony: mike_c: TAT is going to do the same thing for the Altcoin promo vid, just watch
fluffypony: Quanttek: I think they'll snag new users with the zero-fee buy, and I suppose 2FA is common enough that users won't have a problem with it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.0399999 = 0.28 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> Circle is just Coinbase with different VC shills pumping it. << poretty much. and the fact they both exist indicates quite clearly why neither will succeed.
mircea_popescu: <Shakespeare> well I guess its big when you consider they could eat cpinbase's lunch << sure, until someone else eats its lunch.
fluffypony: thestringpuller: that which prevents a competitor from taking over
mircea_popescu: you'll never collect, they'll get killed before you ever could.
fluffypony: "Our chief weapon is surprise...surprise and fear...fear and surprise.... Our two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency.... Our *three* weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency"
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: wait waht? druglords always pay me back tho
mike_c: circle has armed guards. with lasers.
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 450.99, Best ask: 451.5, Bid-ask spread: 0.51000, Last trade: 450.99, 24 hour volume: 3843.41611032, 24 hour low: 444.5, 24 hour high: 452.41, 24 hour vwap: 448.410898888
assbot: fisher-lebo/updn GitHub
benkay: it looks like a stab at monetizing the link aggregator.
benkay: i don't know that the model works, but it's worth your looks and thoughts.
assbot: punking MS users via the blockchain
assbot: A compendium of basic points about Bitcoin for the benefit of various confused noobs. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14950 @ 0.00098884 = 14.7832 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: first sentence ? "Point 1 : #bitcoin-assets is the forum."
mircea_popescu: my fucking curse is that i need months to understand what the fuck i'm saying in my own articles.
assbot: I Dont Want to Hire Women | Clarissa's Blog
mircea_popescu: "I have crashed the glass ceiling in every aspect of my life."
mircea_popescu: somehow i doubt she made more money than the best men in whatever she misrepresents her field as being
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.092 = 0.184 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: which is the only "aspect" in which the glass ceiling is meaningful anyway
assbot: >Samson Wins a Battle with a Hairdresser | Clarissa's Blog
benkay: 'twas a guest post, mircea_popescu
TheNewDeal: the brk-a bet has gone from a 2.X% to 6.8% in like one week
benkay: she probably made it up
mircea_popescu: "The post was written by a guest blogger but the veracity of every aspect of the story has been verified by Blogger Clarissa."
mircea_popescu: o help me rwands. "blogger clarissa" ? what was she before, "astrologist clarissa" ? "madamme clarissa" ?
benkay: (i'm just stoking the american tech gender fight. don't mind me.)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09239037 = 0.3696 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: davout: i didn't know you ever disconnected
mircea_popescu: 260 comments on “I Don’t Want to Hire Women” << well, no shortage of redditards.
benkay: tards trolling tards trolling tards
benkay: can't tell if troll or tard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 20 @ 0.038001 = 0.76 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0399 = 0.1197 BTC [+]
davout: benkay: bonjour, ici retardé
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.09269503 = 0.7416 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 161 @ 0.0008362 = 0.1346 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 125 @ 0.00610375 = 0.763 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0939999 = 0.752 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.02351598 = 0.1881 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 26 @ 0.03749615 = 0.9749 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09399946 = 0.94 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02350299 = 0.1175 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09399924 = 0.188 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 1 BTC for No on "Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day (
http://bitbet.us/bet/677/)". Odds: 71(Y):29(N) by coin, 76(Y):24(N) by weight. Total bet: 42.47158113 BTC. Current weight: 16,366.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03139998 = 0.314 BTC [+]
TheNewDeal: that 14B bet is odd. Last difficulty change, there was a low prediction
BingoBoingo: Now we just need to distribute the lawgs as a chain of blocks
rithm: hrm...a chain of blocks
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.092 = 0.552 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7800 @ 0.0009881 = 7.7072 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: I've got to be ready for dotcoin's inevitable return
rithm: x makes it HN worthy
mircea_popescu: ahahaha wait wait, they gave "insightful journalist" award to that mtgox handpuppet ?
mircea_popescu: this was better than expected. so did they do anything right ?
mircea_popescu: i mean all the possible self-crits and then some. with idiocy like this who needs enemies even.
jurov: lol how everyone is reselling the data i started collection in october 2012
TheNewDeal: can I ping a certain bet with that bitbet []bot
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 30 @ 0.03139998 = 0.942 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: so TAT says we must feel free to buy him a "join"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4600 @ 0.0009881 = 4.5453 BTC [-]
benkay: lol why is tat not allowed to smoke a joint?
mike_c: vegans do plenty of drugs
mircea_popescu: "fluffypony: I used to think that love was like the rush and swell of meeting someone knew" why u no speal.
jurov: pankkake fluffypony i'm trying saltstack, so far like it. it's in py and not so high level of abstraction
fluffypony: I should get her to chat here some times
Naphex: kill all coders who forge From: headers with user emails in headers
pankkake: jurov: looks nice, somehow I was thinking it was a openstack only thing
fluffypony: Naphex: instead of using the reply-to?
pankkake: my current setup is just fabric scripts
benkay: again, if you need idempotent box state mgmt.
Naphex: god! my jimmies are all rustled
pankkake: benkay: I'm an idempotent nutjob. idempotify all the things!
assbot: Bitcoin news | Bitcoin Charts News and Tutorials
jborkl: it was stripping out the css
pankkake: jborkl: I see no chart on BITCOIN PRICE CHART
artifexd: TheNewDeal: What is it you would like []bot to do?
TheNewDeal: I just want to ask the bot what the stats are on a bet
benkay: asciilifeform: the forum thinks s.nsa is a scam without constant updates from <strike>ken</strike> stan
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09299 = 0.465 BTC [+]
artifexd: Something like: []bb 834 and it responds with what? Give me an example of what you would like to see.
TheNewDeal: unless I could use a keyword like "difficulty" and get maybe the top 2 results
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.093 = 1.488 BTC [+]
benkay: (mike_c: i too am balls-deep in bash today)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.09410711 = 1.3175 BTC [+] {4}
jborkl: wait pankkake - are the post titles rendering in all caps?
artifexd: Top 2 results as defined by what? Closing soon? Bet amount? Should it only return bets that are still open?
pankkake: oh, apparently Chromium is at fault for copying it in all caps
jborkl: damnit, ok wordpress wants to use google fonts and I refuse so it is screwing me over
mike_c: what's wrong with google fonts?
jborkl: it sends like 15 requests to pull the fonts and they are huge
pankkake: or maybe cached from another request on another site
mike_c: benkay: well, misery loves company.
mike_c: is google the borg now? that used to be microsoft. well, whatever.
jborkl: yeah, I guess everyone has them cached somewhere- just pisses me off
artifexd: TheNewDeal: Ok. Check back tomorrow.
punkman: could ship all Google fonts with the browser
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26300 @ 0.000988 = 25.9844 BTC [-] {2}
punkman: although everyone seems to be making their own custom icon font
assbot: SE Missouri Redhawks Tweet Weird And NSFW Bathroom Picture
assbot: Twitter / wiscoinferno: Carlos Gomez is fucking ...
assbot: A useful list of things pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment :: 1007.93 B (91%) on Yes, 97.09 B (9%) on No | closing in 9 months 4 days | weight: 81`741 (100`000 to 1)
TomServo: asciilifeform: got some pics of this beast?
pankkake: I like the old HDD method. I wondered what to do of mine…
pankkake: I thought of keeping them as throwable weapons
cazalla: mircea_popescu: i have to set my cookie again every 4-5 days on trilema.com, any idea why that occurs?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02457904 = 0.5162 BTC [+] {2}
cazalla: no, at least not knowingly, i have site whitelisted
cazalla: in self-destruction cookies that is
mircea_popescu: i think it should be set for terms of 1 week. this is so that people who use their cookie on w/e randoim computer and forget to purge it don't get rammed forever
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: if I edit the cookie and change the expiry date will your server throw a fit and terminate the session after a week?
assbot: The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube
benkay: ugh aws load balancer cli won't tell me which instances are registered to lb
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31451 @ 0.00098663 = 31.0305 BTC [-] {3}
mike_c: just shoot the load balancer in the head
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.03899989 = 0.312 BTC [-]
benkay: maybe a little, but i'm too pissed at this shitboard to laugh.
benkay: CONFORM TO MY EXPECTATIONS
assbot: OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage OpenSSL is literally fighting back
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.094 = 0.47 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00098961 = 6.2345 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.038 = 0.152 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: Reading the reports on the OpenSSL/LibreSSL transformation really inspires thoughts about Underhanded C and Obfusticated C competitions
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
bitcoinpete: i've got a curious new follower on twitter: "bitcoin la chat"
bitcoinpete: 10.4k followers, 500 some tweets, doesn't seem to do anything at all
assbot: Pentagon document lays out battle plan against zombies - CNN.com
assbot: bitcoin la chat (bitcoinlachat) auf Twitter
nubbins`: caffeinewithdrawalheadachecoin
nubbins`: so, it's been a while. anything exciting happen since late april?
assbot: Some in Bitcoin group resign over new board members link to sex abuse | Ars Technica
mike_c: bitcoin is now illegal in china
bitcoinpete: we learned about reusing addresses and bitcoin's sovereignty
bitcoinpete: and that donald sterling is a billionaire in the wrong place at the wrong time
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5592 @ 0.00098961 = 5.5339 BTC [+]
assbot: Blogger /twobitidiot (aka /RyanSelkis) wins 'Most Insightful Journalist' at #Bitcoin2014
nubbins`: each approach has its pros and cons
fluffypony: #bitcoin-assets - Bitcoin in the form a Kitten
nubbins`: y'know, the thing about ideas...
assbot: The Expert (Short Comedy Sketch) - YouTube
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (71%) on Yes, 12.38 B (29%) on No | closing in 4 weeks 3 hours | weight: 16`332 (100`000 to 1)
assbot: The Two-Bit Idiot Circle may have just changed the game for Bitcoin wallets...
assbot: BitBet - S.MG above 2x par on October 1st, 2014 :: 1.18 B (18%) on Yes, 5.54 B (82%) on No | closing in 4 months 2 weeks | weight: 70`081 (100`000 to 1)
nubbins`: still not as juicy as i'd like ;D
bitcoinpete: "A fully-reserved hosted wallet that is insured by third-party underwriters rather than a captive product. And dynamic risk-scoring for users based on how many forms of identity are linked to the system (debit / credit cards, bank accounts, etc.)"
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00098518 = 18.9647 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: I'm an entrepreneur and former VC who makes the business case for #Bitcoin '
bitcoinpete: "Circle is betting the company on winning the consumer land-grab with this “everything-for-free” model, and Allaire admitted that they were in no rush to monetize the business in the near-term."
bitcoinpete: thestringpuller: basically, he went bust and started writing
nubbins`: we are in no rush to make money
bitcoinpete: "So there, I’m not a total shrill." << it's shill. fuck.
fluffypony: and the sentence is "So there, I'm not totally shrill."
fluffypony: and he's referring to his ability as an opera singer
bitcoinpete: so either the "a" shouldn't be there, or the "r"
bitcoinpete: his opera could scarcely we worse than his writing
benkay: "looks like it could be game-changing"
benkay: this is what people say when they don't understand the games, how they're played, or how to change the rules out from underneath the other players.
benkay: "i couldn't see bitcoin coming, so i guess nobody could have seen bitcoin coming, so i guess it's fine for me to say that something could change the game because i can't actually play the game"
TheNewDeal: artifexd no need to change your []bot, looks like assbot compliments it well already
benkay: "But it is a calculated move. "
benkay: << how ams even english bro?
fluffypony: so have Circle "exited stealth" or whatever now?
assbot: The Two-Bit Idiot A Weird Letter to Charlie Shrem - Fun Post on a Travel Day
bitcoinpete: it's a weird letter from some pseudonymous character to shrem
TheNewDeal: you could put the estimate for 1 BTC bet on yes or no, as if no more bets were wagered
bitcoinpete: tsouris, tzimmes, quidnucs, and a mention of the Bronx Yeshiva...
benkay: all what five entries?
benkay: so is b.a. the destination of choice for the romanian contingent?
pankkake: it's in blogs.bitcoin-assets.com!
benkay: i'm certainly trying to get back.
nubbins`: sniffed the seats of the coeds’ bicycles
assbot: Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.093 = 0.465 BTC [-]
assbot: Nautiluscoin Brian Kelly Capital
bitcoinpete: "Nautiluscoin is the first digital currency toNautilusCoin Icon have its own central bank. " << woohoo!
fluffypony: Oprah doesn't know what she's missing out on
pankkake: is he trying to beat Bernankoin?
bitcoinpete: another doge trying to out-dollar the dollar
fluffypony: ie. "Brian Kelly wants to be rich fund"
moiety: but do they have manuls
thestringpuller: why the fuck are these people who are supposed to be changing the world just making it worse?
fluffypony: and you thought Bitcoin was filled with "businesspeople" who'd never run a business and "journalists" who'd never done any journalism
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2650 @ 0.00098518 = 2.6107 BTC [-]
cazalla: bitcoinpete: given the time it takes to retrieve a voicemail, 1hr min seems reasonable
bitcoinpete: there's no point pounding seaman even further into obscurity, but i think selkis is the right size of target for a good bashing
assbot: Dog With a Blog | Disney Channel
fluffypony: forwarded me to Disney Channel South Africa
benkay: surely we can do more here than beat up on rubes.
bitcoinpete: benkay: you call it rube beating, i call it education
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> bitcoinpete: OpenSSL isn't merely bad. It is malicious and defends it's ability to suck against efforts at improvement. << hm.
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete i got the same, seems a benign enough pumped acct.
bitcoinpete: guess so, now way les chats sont si populaire
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 75222 @ 0.00098287 = 73.9334 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete: words from a winner: << their desperation to push that guy into relevancy won't work any better nao than the less haphazard efforts worked before he made himself a laughingstoc
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller: who the fuck is this guy? << nobody, really. tried to sell the case for mtgox, got trampled into the dirt.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02463337 = 0.2463 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Nautiluscoin would only be better if /Oprah were its creator... And even then, Brian Kelly is better suited to stabilization crypto role << bwhahaha.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The shit doesn't resist bulletness based on intention, it resists on the nature of its substance.
mircea_popescu: The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong The beat goes on 'n I'm so wrong
fluffypony: you wouldn't need to say "to the moon" with it
assbot: Johnny Bravo: Hip Hop Flop / Talk To Me, Baby / Blanky Hanky Panky Episode Trivia - TV.com
fluffypony: because she's already large enough to be mistaken for it
mircea_popescu: Johnny: Am I down yet? Heavy C: No, but you're stupid and fat.
mircea_popescu: i shall include this great learning as part of further refinements of bitbet
fluffypony: can assbot please up people in kitten form?
fluffypony: and what about voicing perpendicularity ?
BingoBoingo: !up fluffypony Staph shedding on the sofa!
mike_c: kakobrekla: that video is the funniest thing i have ever seen, no exceptions.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.09310909 = 1.0242 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.09160005 = 1.832 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0911001 = 0.911 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 42 @ 0.09092269 = 3.8188 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 53 @ 0.08822473 = 4.6759 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4488 @ 0.00098554 = 4.4231 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: >We understand your concerns and we assure you that Hit Technologies is a legitimate dutch company you can look up in the Danish company registration directory. We do not feel that a forum is an appropriate place to post business numbers or any other information which concern the internal structure of the company. We invite you to contact us directly by e-mail at compliance@hitbtc.com.
kakobrekla: yeah, forum is not a good place to publish public information
fluffypony: "I am convinced that if in general society encouraged kids to take risks and at the same time encouraged them to kill themselves once their risk taking failed we would have much healthier youth (mentally especially), a much better education system, much nicer things, much less debt and pretty much no problems at all."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09379957 = 0.2814 BTC [+]
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
assbot: VOTEMAN - English subtitles - Banned from DK television - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [MS] 200 @ 0.00134672 = 0.2693 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0394998 = 0.158 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42531643 = 0.8506 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.42531156 = 0.8506 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23552 @ 0.00098083 = 23.1005 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 19 @ 0.03138902 = 0.5964 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0921999 = 0.3688 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0394998 = 0.158 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.45893724 = 0.9179 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45906924 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.00610009 = 0.122 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 52 @ 0.09312206 = 4.8423 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.08851679 = 0.5311 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4833 @ 0.00098005 = 4.7366 BTC [-]