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Vexual: i was joking about what mike hunt bought
dick nob
dub: just sale instructibles for digging
dick sized hole in ground
Rassah: BingoBoingo: IF it's an uncut
dick, that should work fine, but you'll have stiff competition from already existing holes, like couch cussons for instance
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: No, I'm just cutting the pipe and selling it. A
dick fits, what is this thing where a
dick needs to do more than fit in something to fuck it. I'm just taking a shortcut.
BingoBoingo: If fucking is just about sticking your
dick in a hole that accomodates it, I'm just going to get some pipe from the hardware store, saw it into
dick length pieces, and sell them pocket pussies. What could go wrong???
pankkake: sluts love the/your
dick, at least
jurov: weakest point of the porn performance was the
dick assbot: NSA Spook-Turned-Twitter-Pundit Goes Dark After
Dick Pic Surfaces
mircea_popescu: Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon,
dick,
dick,
dick,
dick,
dick,
dick,
dick,
dick,
dick. Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious
dick action and
jurov: asciilifeform: what about S.NSA developing btc wallet that can be implanted into
dick/cunt with NFC capability?
Diablo-D3: there are much safer alternatives than horse
dick BingoBoingo: nubbins`: That isn't healthy.
Dick can have problems.
nubbins`: something about this drum throne makes my
dick fall asleep after a few minutes
nubbins`: because of my countless
dick secrets
nubbins`: so pascale had this dream last night where she decided that she'd like to get a large
dick sewn onto our female cat
assbot: An Artist's Journey: The Blog of Ron Jeremy's
Dick punkman: that was from "The Official Blog of Ron Jeremy's Classically Trained
Dick as it navigates its way through the hairy world of Show Business". That's a good blog title.
mircea_popescu: <HeySteve> that guy is trying to patent certain types of smart contract, real
dick move if you ask me << notrly. the thing is doomed anyway, adding lulz to it can';t possibly hurt anything
HeySteve: that guy is trying to patent certain types of smart contract, real
dick move if you ask me
mircea_popescu: "talking shit and generally being a huge
dick, being a bitcoin baron, and saving openbsd from starvation
nubbins`: vexual, i missed the most recent
dick surgery
assbot: Did New Clippers CEO
Dick Parsons Really Play College Basketball?
jurov: ;;later tell nubbins` chan clamors for -assets tshirt i recommend the
dick surgery motive
mircea_popescu: wtf is wrong with these people, if you're gonna put it on the web anyway, why
dick around with emails.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony yeah. except mpoe is incorporated as a zero asset corp, and bitbet may be migrated, once i have some time to
dick with that.
davout: jurov: s/money/my
dick/
kakobrekla: jurov a part of my name sounds like tits and means
dick davout: SO WE PUT A
DICK IN YOUR BUTT, BITCH
kakobrekla: im just fucking around while im dicking around cause i know you like to fuck with your
dick davout: i tell him my
dick is larger than his
Apocalyptic: oh most definitely but i was told never to put your
dick in crazy no matter how good the lay is // they prolly wanted to keep them for themselves
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i imagine they make great lays actually. << oh most definitely but i was told never to put your
dick in crazy no matter how good the lay is
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: he accuses everyone of either being you or "sucking MP's
dick"
mircea_popescu: ecided he wasn't going to tell anyone that this was an error, because he's a
dick, and now all your snowflakes are urine and you can't even find the cat."
mircea_popescu: "You discover that one day, some idiot decided that since another idiot decided that 1/0 should equal infinity, they could just use that as a shorthand for "Infinity" when simplifying their code. Then a non-idiot rightly decided that this was idiotic, which is what the original idiot should have decided, but since he didn't, the non-idiot decided to be a
dick and make this a failing error in his new compiler. Then he d
fluffypony: "I still haven't gotten
dick all, other then a lower share price and a huge missed opportunity on GoCoin, from seedcoin1. Fuck this."
moiety: asking someone who is crying about their daddy issues to suck your
dick isn't flirting tho
ThickAsThieves: just a man wanting to live in a world where his
dick can bulge free?
dub: true and not much room for
dick in dem pants
fluffypony: worst two years of my life, so much discord and backstabbing and
dick-measuring among their management
kakobrekla: rithm, yeah, although i fixed the parsing side, its not gonna work because it would break the simplicity of the design, so nick around if you wanna
dick around
davout: mircea_popescu: right hand is for the
dick, left for the smartphone
cgcardona_: who is Anduck ? they gave me a -10 on the wot. wot a
dick BingoBoingo: Well, hand (clean) explores vagina to determine if clean or not, Mouth (clean) explores
dick to determine if clean or not
ozbot: Superbad
Dick dick dicks Ending credits from YouTube by Offliberty - YouTube
ozbot: Superbad
Dick dick dicks Ending credits from YouTube by Offliberty - YouTube
davout: i could use a
dick shortener
BingoBoingo: Next coin: Floppy coin. Instead of a dog or a bird, it is just a bored
dick.
ozbot: The Ultimate Warrior Was An Insane
Dick benkay: hey nubbins` what did the CBC end up saying instead of
dick surgery?
jurov: You will be much happier person if you just sit on your
dick for a year before fucking.
jurov: seems truffles needs
dick surgery
nubbins`: "using a 5lb sledge is the only true way to smash your
dick"
cmyers: then god can suck my
dick nubbins`: like a snake eating its tail but instead of a snake it's a man and instead of a tail it's a
dick BingoBoingo: Well, there's programing, programming well, copypasta, and then just being a
dick to a REPL prompt
nubbins`: you don't HAVE TO write your critics into subsequent novels as micro-
dick diddlers either :D
mircea_popescu: can i tell all the chicks i used to listen to
dick surgery back before they were all commercialised crap ?
nubbins`: i mean if the guard wasn't such a
dick he'd have a glass of secure water on the other side of the xray
chetty: here the
dick is the insightful
psterryl: yeah im new on here so still working out who is insightful and who's just a
dick BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: If you aren't prepared to fuck the cunt, you can't rightfully call it a penis, prick,
dick, or any rightly adult term.
nubbins`: or a blender is the best way to lose your
dick nubbins`: "man this sucks, all of our users are young wet hotties. we need some
dick up in here"
Mats_cd03: the story of every swinging
dick in the universe
mircea_popescu: "Yesterday as I walked to the gym, I saw that all the treadmills were occupied by fatties. so I chose the stairmaster/step machine for a try. to my surprise I saw that you could set your gender only with two options! male and female! I was outraged because although I was assigned a male because of my very big
dick I identify with leopard slugs which are hermaphrodites with penises on the back of their heads! so like an
Duffer1: they'll
dick around with your severance if you don't sign that
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: fuck this life, for one night you dont suck a
dick and suddenly you are not a ho anymo' ? <<< bwahaha
benkay: bitcoinpte: that would be the
dick joke i mentioned last night, yes.
kakobrekla: fuck this life, for one night you dont suck a
dick and suddenly you are not a hoe anymore.
chetty: Putin is set to respond to Obama's sanctions of Russian officials with his own list. Several U.S. Senators and officials will be banned from visiting Russia, including Sen.
Dick Durbin.
steven-__: i wonder if the pants are just to hide the
dick holes you know they have
Neil: Derek William
Dick. What a guy.
Neil: Mr Derek
Dick was one heck of a lyricist.
BingoBoingo: B007: It was a lie in the sense that the program admitted 3x more students than the market would bear and the students who got hired all sucked a meaner
dick than I would
BingoBoingo: benkay: You understand. I want something ever so slightly more friendly for machine readers than human readers, and I only want rounded surfaced on my
dick in sum bitch's mouth