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BingoBoingo: ;;later tell thestringpuller You really need a blog, makes -otc so much smoother.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
benkay: dub: what's the deal with the ardbeg 'no swimming'?
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mircea_popescu: <dub> I'm waiting for someone to build the bitcoin like consensus network for electoral systems << seems already built to me.
mircea_popescu: Naphex, about same.
jurov: ;;later tell thestringpuller and hurry, .surgery TLD launches soon
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: <punkman> but that's too much, messes with the schedule << and the spare tyre.
mircea_popescu: <punkman> "basically I'm building a more efficient financial system" <<< ahahaha epic.
mircea_popescu: "basically i have no idea what i'm saying"
punkman: what about the tyre?
mircea_popescu: <HeySteve> that guy is trying to patent certain types of smart contract, real dick move if you ask me << notrly. the thing is doomed anyway, adding lulz to it can';t possibly hurt anything
mircea_popescu: punkman, siesta helps
mircea_popescu: "What the hell do you know about typical? You're 22 and you don't know anything"
mircea_popescu: yeah, that's going to go over well, telling 20 something us fuckwits they're dumber than their luggage
punkman: "You can tell your buddy Phil he couldn’t be more misinformed. Ron, through me, has experienced about 700 different types of orgasms, including one that’s illegal in Brazil, and one that can only be measured by a Geiger counter."
BingoBoingo: http://www.winbeta.org/news/confirmed-former-microsoft-ceo-steve-ballmer-buys-la-clippers-2-billion
assbot: Confirmed: Former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer buys the LA Clippers for $2 billion | WinBeta
punkman: that was from "The Official Blog of Ron Jeremy's Classically Trained Dick as it navigates its way through the hairy world of Show Business". That's a good blog title.
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mircea_popescu: punkman, wait, what ?
punkman: mircea_popescu: http://ronjeremysdick.blogspot.com/
assbot: An Artist's Journey: The Blog of Ron Jeremy's Dick
mircea_popescu: aok
diametric: Ron Jeremy is not aging well at all
diametric: but then again he's in a position where he doesn't give a shit
mircea_popescu: is this some sleazeball pornstar from the 90s ?
HeySteve: he's the guy who looks like super mario
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: roughly 79 to the present
BingoBoingo: http://deadspin.com/how-did-50-cents-attempt-compare-to-other-famous-first-1583402459
assbot: How Did 50 Cent's Attempt Compare With Other Famous First Pitches?
diametric: HeySteve: hehe he does look like super mario.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0975 = 0.195 BTC [+]
HeySteve: http://www.amazon.com/The-50th-Law-50-Cent/dp/006177460X <- this book was much better than you'd expect, and I hate rap
assbot: The 50th Law: 50 Cent, Robert Greene: 9780061774607: Amazon.com: Books
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 46 @ 0.0197999 = 0.9108 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [BLISS] 3 @ 0.038 = 0.114 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.02049 = 0.1025 BTC [+]
Mats_cd03: benkay: bit-c docs re: change addresses, "For now, we assume that the address onto which we want to transfer change is the wallet's main/first key. In the future this will likely change, but for now we'll keep this simple."
BingoBoingo: Mats_cd03: That's how the older saner Multibit versions work.
decimation: asciilifeform: have you seen this book on asynchronous design: http://www2.imm.dtu.dk/pubdb/views/publication_details.php?id=855
assbot: Asynchronous circuit design - A tutorial
decimation: linked from this page http://www.ohwr.org/projects/asyncart/wiki
assbot: AsyncArt - Wiki - Open Hardware Repository
benkay: Mats_cd03: thanks man.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0975 = 0.39 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [BLISS] 5 @ 0.038 = 0.19 BTC
asciilifeform: decimation: yes indeed. pretty good schoolbook intro.
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asciilifeform: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/htf/4342035361.html
assbot: best of craigslist: V-1 SPEEDIE DELIVERY ROCKET JET VAN!....PARTING OUT...
asciilifeform: ^ definitely not v1 engine. false advertising, hmph
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9885 @ 0.00088816 = 8.7795 BTC [-]
dub: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/4440812771.html
assbot: best of craigslist: Ready for kinky fun? - w4m
asciilifeform: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/anc/3812193649.html
assbot: best of craigslist: Hippie Palace
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0286999 = 0.1435 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 20 @ 0.0286999 = 0.574 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.0342201 = 0.2738 BTC [+]
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fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: usagi deleted my post
fluffypony: took him a while
benkay: why do you spend your time like that?
benkay: what is the appeal, man?
fluffypony: if nobody says anything the bad actors will continue
fluffypony: First they came for the Ponzi Schemes, and I did not speak out - Because I did not run a Ponzi Scheme.
fluffypony: Then they came for the Scams, and I did not speak out - Because I did not run a Scam.
fluffypony: Then they came for the Pump and Dumps, and I did not speak out - Because I did not run a Pump and Dump.
fluffypony: Then they came for me - and there was no one left to speak for me.
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xmj: Good Morning
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benkay: that's utterly nonsensical
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.0262811 = 0.2628 BTC [-]
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BingoBoingo: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2008/10/21/things_i_wont_work_with_triazadienyl_fluoride.php
assbot: Things I Won't Work With: Triazadienyl Fluoride. In the Pipeline:
fluffypony: benkay: it's a Friday, I'm not meant to make much sense :)
benkay: BingoBoingo: have you ever read IGNITION! ?
BingoBoingo: benkay: No, should I?
benkay: fun read with lots of booms
benkay: http://www.goodreads.com/book/show/677285.Ignition_
assbot: Ignition!: An informal history of liquid rocket propellants by John D. Clark Reviews, Discussion, Bookclubs, Lists
benkay: asciilifeform and mircea_popescu would probably say it's a shitty knockoff of something russian or from 2000 years ago in a dead language tho
pankkake: but everything is a shitty knockoff of something older
pankkake: just accept it and stop hipstering! :)
BingoBoingo: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2008/04/08/fun_with_tunichromes.php
assbot: Fun With Tunichromes. In the Pipeline:
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BingoBoingo: Masterclass in Sarcasm: http://www.cbsnews.com/news/gsk-employees-really-love-their-bosss-book-its-better-than-harvard/
assbot: GSK Employees Really Love Their Boss's Book -- It's "Better Than Harvard"! - CBS News
BingoBoingo: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2006/05/02/things_im_glad_i_dont_do_isolating_ciguatoxin.php
assbot: Things I'm Glad I Don't Do: Isolating Ciguatoxin. In the Pipeline:
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pankkake: so two days later no financial statement or dividends from asicminer
Apocalyptic: what a surprise
pankkake: I'm quite surprised actually. though the shareholders are really asking to be fucked, once again
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1650 @ 0.00088675 = 1.4631 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0975 = 0.585 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00088705 = 11.2655 BTC [+] {3}
xmj: eventually it'll go bust
xmj: hopefully the scammers will starve.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 94 @ 0.0051101 = 0.4803 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: http://laughingsquid.com/a-bizarre-neatly-folded-sheet-of-snow-coming-off-a-slide-at-a-colorado-playground/
assbot: A Bizarre Neatly Folded Sheet of Snow Coming Off a Slide at a Colorado Playground
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jurov: dunno how much water was in that snow actually
jurov: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2014/05/29/how_to_buy_buy_buy.php btc stocks are no exception
assbot: How to Buy, Buy, Buy. In the Pipeline:
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jurov: <xmj> hopefully the scammers will starve. <<< but hope dies last, yknow
xmj: of course.
xmj: it's a matter of publicizing who did the scamming business (involves doxxing them), and making sure they don't get any contracts
jurov: you're clearly new
jurov: usagi's stuff is well documented since 3 years back
jurov: that's why jails were invented irl
xmj: no, i'm an optimist.
fluffypony: man this Dragon V2 is pretty
fluffypony: ;;gettrust usagi
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user fluffypony to user usagi: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 5 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=fluffypony&dest=usagi | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=usagi | Rated since: Mon Jun 18 12:33:55 2012
xmj: jurov: if he's repeatedly doing scams like that it's time to raise awareness.
jurov: xmj look no further than MPOE-PR
jurov: awareness is certainly not the only thing she raised
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17300 @ 0.00088668 = 15.3396 BTC [-]
jurov: did not help, either
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mircea_popescu: "I am DDF. Normally I don't do drugs because they are a symptom of a crumbling bourgeois society, but I am 420 friendly when it comes to this because I want to be corrupted by a hot ultra-leftist pot smoking degenerate pervert."
mircea_popescu: someone translate grenwich village speak for me, i keep losing track. what's ddf again ?
fluffypony: no clue
fluffypony: a sexual orientation, probably
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: if nobody says anything the bad actors will continue <<< not on the forum tho.
pankkake: disease free I think
cazalla: drug and disease free
mircea_popescu: this used to be the idea, 2011 to 2012ish
mircea_popescu: cazalla, aty
pankkake: drug and disease free
mircea_popescu: no he beat you to it.
pankkake: indeed
cazalla: see i know this because i thought i would find women on usenet when i was 15 and would post they needed to be ddf
mircea_popescu: who is disease free anyway.
mircea_popescu: women got like candida and shit.
mircea_popescu: benkay: asciilifeform and mircea_popescu would probably say it's a shitty knockoff of something russian or from 2000 years ago in a dead language tho << lmao.
mircea_popescu: THE META THING is a shitty knockoff of something from 2000 years ago in (multiple) dead languages
mircea_popescu: http://i1.wp.com/extra.listverse.com/amazon/scifiwriters/isaacasimov.jpg?resize=264%2C400
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mircea_popescu: pankkake, http://trilema.com/2014/this-is-me-being-completely-spaced-out/#comment-100540
assbot: This is me being completely spaced out pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
fluffypony: "You shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a computer. Why don’t you stay off the crack pipe you crazy idiot."
fluffypony: LOL!
fluffypony: next up on Reddit: "The guy that threatened Our Illustrious Andreas is still using a computer! Let's get him banned from computers!"
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fluffypony: I love rugby article titles
fluffypony: http://www.sport24.co.za/Rugby/Super15/Late-hooker-blow-for-Stormers-20140530
assbot: Late hooker blow for Stormers | Sport24
chetty: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2642810/Is-future-condoms-Cap-device-goes-tip-penis-boost-sensitivity-inventor-claims.html
assbot: Is this the future of condoms? Cap device goes on very tip of the penis | Mail Online
mircea_popescu: i suspect there's a particular neurosis that manifests as this fixation on "inventing" things in spaces that don't allow it.
mircea_popescu: im sure somewhere someone is working hard on inventing a "new type of coffee mug"
mircea_popescu: to anyone sane, it's quite clear that the coffee mug problem is a solved problem. but to this particular sort of touched in the head smart fellow, it's not.
jurov: well, since IPO can be done for it..
jurov: and that not for mug innovations, just the kiln
chetty: well I suppose buttons solved everything, until zippers came along
mircea_popescu: jurov: http://pipeline.corante.com/archives/2014/05/29/how_to_buy_buy_buy.php btc stocks are no exception <<< great find
assbot: How to Buy, Buy, Buy. In the Pipeline:
mircea_popescu: the most impressive part to me tho is the fractal quality of it! because the guy discussing the problem says later on
chetty: (but the condom thing is really dumb - imo)
mircea_popescu: "No other part of the market seems to attract wildly devoted cultists like small biopharma stocks do;"
fluffypony: Dr. Dre, then vs. now: http://i.imgur.com/WWJmOCY.jpg
mircea_popescu: it's not that this is wrong. it's that this is wrong *exactly the same way* and for exactly the same reason as the thing he criticises
mircea_popescu: it;s almost as if there's this prion, that turns to itself anyone touching it. like a linguistic virus, even if you discuss the infected,
mircea_popescu: as long as you're discussing it, you got it.
mircea_popescu: chetty, except zippers are just technologically advanced clasps,
chetty: exactly how memes work
mircea_popescu: which existed when buttons were invented
mircea_popescu: try as he may, an inventor hopeful in 1700 could not make zippers. their existence is predicated on other advances.
mircea_popescu: once those advances happen zippers (and velcro) are trivial.
mircea_popescu: which is kind-of my point. we will definitely have magnetic suspension coffee cups one day
mircea_popescu: but that day isn't today.
chetty: so a technological improvement on coffee mugs might be possible - not that I believe it but hey I dont know what I dont know
mircea_popescu: definitely possible. the objection isn't that it's not possible, the objection is gthat the person is allocating their work unjudiciously.
mircea_popescu: shitting a table is also possible.
mircea_popescu: should have better things to do than trying.
chetty: well solving problems that do not exist does seem to be the current pandemic
xmj: mircea_popescu: everything is trivial in retrospect
jurov: well, i can think of a mug that will suspend the liquid in midair in electromagnetic trap.. no more washing, yay
xmj: on that note, Taleb has good things to say in Antifragile
mircea_popescu: jurov, yup, i said above :D
mircea_popescu: xmj, not really everything tho. just, the sort of stuff that ends up on late night shopping channels.
mircea_popescu: like velcro, or the zipper.
xmj: not quite
mircea_popescu: or the easiest to use fork or w/e
fluffypony: omg I want to try all of these: http://imgur.com/a/rmzB5
assbot: 10 Weird, Wild, and Wonderful Fruits you should try - Imgur
jurov: innovative fruit!
xmj: physalis are nice
mircea_popescu: lol innovative fruit
mircea_popescu: can ythey be used as revolutionary condoms, i wonder.
Apocalyptic: fluffypony, snake fruit looks nice
fluffypony: yeah damn
mircea_popescu: hmm, was it quince they inserted a slice into the woman pre copulation as a very early spermicide ?
xmj: monty python "every sperm is sacred" comes to mind
mircea_popescu: a sapote is great ya
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6500 @ 0.00089021 = 5.7864 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: o look, imgur is hiring via the website too
mircea_popescu: bit.ly also
mircea_popescu: i think this is a sympthom of decay, they've finally given up on trying to hire engineers and are now looking for webheads willing to work for free
mircea_popescu: "for a great company, make history!!111"
xmj: you get what you pay for
xmj: if you want high quality engineers, better prepare to pay'em
mircea_popescu: see the harlan ellison bit.
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chetty: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BozQFIJCUAMZNhZ.jpg
fluffypony: lol
xmj: classy
Naphex: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmHOAHeuP0c
assbot: Parazitii feat Dan Lazar Toate-s la fel (cenzurat) - YouTube
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mircea_popescu: ahhh that pleasant feeling of having just written a great piece.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3594 @ 0.00008649 = 0.3108 BTC [+] {2}
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2441 @ 0.0000864 = 0.2109 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5721 @ 0.0000869 = 0.4972 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00088949 = 10.7184 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: mircea_popescu / davout / whoever
mircea_popescu: hm?
fluffypony: is there any EU bank that allows the opening of an account online or via mail, provides internet banking with SEPA transfers, and you can get a debit card for the account?
mircea_popescu: i have no idea.
mircea_popescu: take a trip, hire a lawyer, start a company like sane people.
xmj: fluffypony: estonian banks have that.
fluffypony: I already have that structure setup in Italy, but the economy and bullshit there is starting to break my balls
xmj: also, what mircea_popescu says.
fluffypony: xmj: I'm actually looking at LHV atm
xmj: I'm with LHV, they're good.
xmj: fluffypony: http://saciest.com/benefits/
fluffypony: I'll be in Europe in September to tidy things up, it's just between now and then that I'm getting tired of the Italian BS
fluffypony: and ze Germans are not an option :-P
xmj: fluffypony: guy who runs this is the local head of the European Students for Liberty group
xmj: fluffypony: where are you located?
fluffypony: xmj: South Africa
xmj: interesting
xmj: as I was saying, LHV is good. but I did need to show up in their office after registering the account online.
xmj: fluffypony: PM
fluffypony: kk
chetty: I wouldnt expect any EU member to have trustablke banking for long
mircea_popescu: " It's much better to learn all you need to know about the science of the biotech stock you just bought from other, more-educated true believers on Internet stock message boards."
mircea_popescu: ah such a gem. i wish to hire that brent a guy
penguirker: New blog post: http://trilema.com/2014/the-fallacy-machine/
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 1 @ 0.116 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: ;;google maitotoxin
gribble: Maitotoxin - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maitotoxin>; Maitotoxin: An Inspiration for Synthesis: <http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3119573/>; Maitotoxin: An Inspiration for Synthesis.: <http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21709816>
mircea_popescu: talk about incredible compounds
jurov: fluffypony: most eu banks are just branches of some german/uk/italian/french conglomerates
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4050 @ 0.00088564 = 3.5868 BTC [-]
xmj: jurov: add swedish.
xmj: SEB is huge.
xmj: add Austrian, they're all over eastern europe/former yugoslavia.
mircea_popescu: ex austrohungarian empire huh
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0342102 = 0.1711 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 41 @ 0.00416031 = 0.1706 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8290 @ 0.00088681 = 7.3517 BTC [+]
pankkake: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 604.62, Best ask: 604.7, Bid-ask spread: 0.08000, Last trade: 604.7, 24 hour volume: 13389.75536384, 24 hour low: 565.32, 24 hour high: 605.0, 24 hour vwap: 582.859340271
jurov: gut
jurov: ;;bc,convert eur
gribble: 1 BTC = 604.7 USD = 444.39403 eur
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16250 @ 0.00088681 = 14.4107 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !up pie hm
mircea_popescu: ppl gotta learn to irc
pankkake: !up SuchWow
chetty: http://washingtonexaminer.com/new-federal-database-will-track-americans-credit-ratings-other-financial-information/article/2549064
assbot: New federal database will track Americans' credit ratings, other financial information | WashingtonExaminer.com
mircea_popescu: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 2 minutes and 46 seconds
dexX7: hmm looks like www.xapo.com starts to operate. received an invite.
Mats_cd03: ugh, Velcro
Mats_cd03: velcro and zipper r aids...buttons for lyf
Mats_cd03: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 303329 | Current Difficulty: 1.0455720138484837E10 | Next Difficulty At Block: 304415 | Next Difficulty In: 1086 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 22 hours, and 45 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 11083319442.8 | Estimated Percent Change: 6.00245
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4131 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 55 @ 0.00492635 = 0.2709 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 140 @ 0.00397296 = 0.5562 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10900 @ 0.00088754 = 9.6742 BTC [+]
princessnell: diametric this whole thing feels like lavabit
princessnell: << my boyfriend got the same vibe. burning the field?
Mats_cd03: definitely looks like a canary
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15900 @ 0.00088654 = 14.096 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 12 @ 0.028 = 0.336 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.0975 = 1.0725 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00088892 = 4.4446 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/30/opinion/the-price-of-a-sex-slave-rescue-fantasy.html?hp&rref=opinion&_r=1
assbot: Log In - The New York Times
bitcoinpete: "Much of the cited data on trafficking is based on shaky estimates, and many conflate all sex work with trafficking. A 2003 study funded by the Agency for International Development used actual counts to estimate that 88 percent of female sex workers in Cambodia had not experienced coercion."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4314 @ 0.00088548 = 3.82 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: heh.
mircea_popescu: nothing quite like global warming/pinkeryeconomics/womens rights/reparations/social sciences and so on
bitcoinpete: lol ya, which is exactly this as well:
bitcoinpete: "John T. Pagel said he was not convinced that the climatic changes happening in the United States were a result of human emissions. He suspects they might be part of a natural cycle. But with Californians dangling cash in exchange for his willingness to cut emissions, he jumped at the chance to build his digester."
bitcoinpete: http://www.nytimes.com/2014/05/30/science/a-price-tag-on-carbon-as-a-climate-rescue-plan.html?
assbot: Log In - The New York Times
bitcoinpete: get paid!
pankkake: also AIDS
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.03421004 = 0.3421 BTC [-] {2}
bitcoinpete: pankkake: you lost me...
pankkake: AIDS in africa is based on shaky estimates. not much actual testing
pankkake: but it's another Good Cause, and you can also blame the pope along the way
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.4341164 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: gotta get that morality
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 38 @ 0.03421 = 1.3 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: http://twitpic.com/e4y2n4
assbot: GIF: Lance Stephenson blows in LeBron's ear on Twitpic
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.42999956 BTC [-]
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: risky click of the day
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: did you fall for the bait?
fluffypony: totally
bitcoinpete: you really are bored, eh?
bitcoinpete: i don't use "eh" enough around here…
bitcoinpete: so fluffypony are you signed and sealed for the third conference?
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: I am - I'm waiting for this rise to play out and will pay my dues in July-ish
fluffypony: the wife and I had a LONG debate today about what we're going to do
fluffypony: but I think the current thinking is to fly Cape Town -> Istanbul -> BA pretty much straight through
fluffypony: then conference, then spend time in Argentina, Brazil, and Chile for 2.5 weeks or so
mircea_popescu: !up PierreRochard
fluffypony: then back to BA -> Istanbul, hang around in Istanbul for a bit -> Germany for 14 days for her cousin's wedding -> Istanbul -> Cape Town
fluffypony: or something like that
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: quite the journey!
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: well this wedding in May was already down on the list, so it's kinda just killing time between the conference and the wedding
bitcoinpete: there are worse ways to kill time than in brasil and istanbul :D
fluffypony: exactly my thoughts :)
bitcoinpete: rio de janeiro is freaking fantastic
fluffypony: we've never been to South America, so I'm really looking forward to it
bitcoinpete: rio is the best part of south america that i've seen
bitcoinpete: sorta like a mix between barcelona, tel aviv, and vancouver
fluffypony: nice
bitcoinpete: with the sexiest people and the best food
bitcoinpete: i'm looking forward to following the world cup this year
bitcoinpete: rio was definitely getting itself ready for the games when i was there 15 months ago
bitcoinpete: the city felt ready to pounce onto the world stage
fluffypony: nice
bitstein: I only know Rio from City of God. And the Simpsons.
bitcoinpete: bitstein: city of god was part of my pre-trip edumakation
bitcoinpete: so was the animated movie "rio"
bitcoinpete: the latter was more informative
bitcoinpete: fast 5 was probably the least useful
PierreRochard: favorite rio movie is Elite Squad Enemy Within http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/elite_squad_the_enemy_within/
assbot: Elite Squad: The Enemy Within - Rotten Tomatoes
bitcoinpete: nice
bitcoinpete: just watched the trailer
bitcoinpete: might have to check that out
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11950 @ 0.00088597 = 10.5873 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4664 @ 0.00088802 = 4.1417 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2014/05/28/police_at_the_door_hit_the_panic_button
assbot: Police at the door? Hit the PANIC button to erase your RAM The Register
asciilifeform: ^ spot the disinfo
pankkake: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.0975 = 0.39 BTC [+]
pankkake: Tails has something on shutdown that tries to erase most ram
asciilifeform: answer to riddle: cold boot attack is in fact implemented in a commercial police gadget. comes with bottle of spray-on coolant, gizmo with sockets for various types of ram, etc.
pankkake: https://labs.riseup.net/code/issues/5658
assbot: Feature #5658: move from sdmem to memtest - Tails - RiseupLabs Code Repository
asciilifeform: (consult local spookware vendor for cost)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.0342 = 0.1026 BTC [-]
TomServo: asciilifeform: Is the bit about the process not working with DDR3 true?
mike_c: hehe. this is fun. http://ow.ly/3la8fY
TomServo: lol
TomServo: Got me for a few seconds
jurov: heh i treated it as malicious code that will hijack the addresses and whatnot.. only after a while read the content
mike_c: lot of money on Yes, not much confidence out there :)
jurov: !up xdotcommer
xdotcommer: I got voiced!
jurov: !up HeySteve
pankkake: ;;gettrust assbot xdotcommer
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user xdotcommer: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=xdotcommer | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=xdotcommer | Rated since: never
xdotcommer: <- noobs will be noobs
xdotcommer: I need to authenticate but i always forget how.. then i have to rtfm and remmber pass
xdotcommer: i wish i can just get a needle protrude from keyboard and take my blood and authenticate me
jurov: and what do you do?
pankkake: but that wouldn't be very secure
jurov: generally
xdotcommer: check blood to see if i am alive or not
jurov: there's vampyre blood test?
xdotcommer: or i dont know some sort of a brain implant
xdotcommer: that i can mentally control
jurov: bah, someone'll hypnotize you
xdotcommer: jurov: with some fail safe firewall for hyponosis
jurov: it's good that this auth method requires you to undergo nontrivial effort
xdotcommer: I always wonted to get into http://www.theverge.com/2012/8/8/3177438/cyborg-america-biohackers-grinders-body-hackers
assbot: Cyborg America: inside the strange new world of basement body hackers | The Verge
jurov: yea, and hook dem electrodes up to masturbation bot
jurov: after it gets too sore, switch them to bitcoin dice game
jurov: and back and forth
mike_c: jurov: how goes coinroll? happy with the purchase?
jurov: mike_c we did not purchase it
jurov: scrat just wanted to get rid of it (and has rarely appeared since, last 2 months never at all)
jurov: so naturally we ran into problems, but it's manageable and well paid
jurov: then, there are investors who loaned the bankroll to scrat, fortunately we did not need it yet
jurov: and they hoped for phat IPO, but mircea rejected it outright
jurov: and Havelock did incredible obstructions and derpage around it
jurov: so that's whole situation in short
jurov: ;;seens scrat
gribble: Error: "seens" is not a valid command.
jurov: ;;seen scrat
gribble: scrat was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 28 weeks, 5 days, 18 hours, 36 minutes, and 48 seconds ago: <Scrat> im a fat cock
jurov: lolk
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.19062341 BTC to 9`109 shares, 24049 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1444 @ 0.000088 = 0.1271 BTC [-]
fluffypony: pankkake: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=99497.msg7038745#msg7038745
assbot: ASICMINER: Entering the Future of ASIC Mining by Inventing It
pankkake: cool
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] [PAID] 15.88327290 BTC to 29`438 shares, 53955 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 24 @ 0.41400601 = 9.9361 BTC [-] {10}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 34 @ 0.41102973 = 13.975 BTC [-] {6}
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/blogs/the_slatest/2014/05/30/eric_shinseki_resigns_va_head_out_in_veterans_care_fiasco.html
assbot: Eric Shinseki resigns: VA head out in veterans' care fiasco.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 64 @ 0.40254608 = 25.7629 BTC [-] {9}
mike_c: jurov: so profits are split between current operators and old investors?
jurov: yes
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 27 @ 0.39714812 = 10.723 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 156 @ 0.00392804 = 0.6128 BTC [-] {9}
mike_c: well, cashflow is nice even if IPO never happens.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.360992 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00389051 = 0.1167 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.35065 = 2.8052 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00389051 = 0.3891 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.332 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.3124034 = 2.4992 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 294 @ 0.00359868 = 1.058 BTC [-] {14}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.30666666 = 0.92 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 54 @ 0.00325814 = 0.1759 BTC [-] {6}
bitcoinpete: whoa asicminer...
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.28768774 = 2.3015 BTC [-] {3}
asciilifeform: TomServo: afaik no published academic success against ddr3. does not mean impossible. likewise, not all of the volatile storage in a box equipped with ddr3 is such - sram in cpu cache, disk controller, etc.
nubbins`: yup
nubbins`: dat AM tank
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 708 @ 0.00292156 = 2.0685 BTC [-] {18}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2107 @ 0.000088 = 0.1854 BTC [-]
moiety: hello campers
bitcoinpete: howdy moiety
moiety: oh pete... got me flat! get the keys on sunday :D
bitcoinpete: "In essence, Beats aims to become Uber of music by aggregating demand, connecting listeners to artists and empowering the artists to build thriving business on top of the platform."
bitcoinpete: moiety: congrats my dear!
moiety: ty :D I'm so happy
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.26114285 = 1.828 BTC [-] {3}
fluffypony: moiety: the sex weeks flat?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 47 @ 0.00265598 = 0.1248 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 23 @ 0.23426086 = 5.388 BTC [-] {5}
moiety: fluffypony: yup :D tis all mines! and with faur weeks left
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 51 @ 0.00255501 = 0.1303 BTC [-] {4}
fluffypony: nice!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 48 @ 0.23 = 11.04 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 40 @ 0.18972498 = 7.589 BTC [-] {8}
moiety: the livingroom is huge, i think I have plenty space for manul-relating conferences
punkman: or the bitcoin call center
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 377 @ 0.0021028 = 0.7928 BTC [-] {22}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.153 = 1.377 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 225 @ 0.0015058 = 0.3388 BTC [-] {7}
punkman: 0.153 hah
punkman: down it goes
bitcoinpete: lol
punkman: is there a guide for those AM "reports", looks like some funky accounting
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7150 @ 0.00088679 = 6.3405 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.15166666 = 2.275 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.15 = 0.3 BTC [-]
nubbins`: !t h am1
assbot: [HAVELOCK:AM1] 1D: 0.15000000 / 0.32438979 / 0.45390844 (373 shares, 120.99739251 BTC), 7D: 0.15000000 / 0.39884049 / 0.50990000 (735 shares, 293.14775908 BTC), 30D: 0.15000000 / 0.43882223 / 0.50990000 (2246 shares, 985.59471902 BTC)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 18 @ 0.1185933 = 2.1347 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1800 @ 0.00088679 = 1.5962 BTC [-]
dexX7: oh wow @am
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1961 @ 0.0008859 = 1.7372 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.08350002 = 0.167 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: omfg this is the bloodiest bath that ever a cat took
dexX7 deletes friedcatforpresident.jpg
nubbins`: inorite :(
nubbins` shreds t-shirt films
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.15 = 0.75 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 608 @ 0.00110933 = 0.6745 BTC [-] {9}
fluffypony: dat dump
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 198 @ 0.00094516 = 0.1871 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.15 = 2.25 BTC [+] {3}
dexX7: <shangri-la> I've lost my voice, can you help?
jborkl: wtf happened with AM?
fluffypony: shangri-la: I've found that tea with honey and lemon helps
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.19999999 = 0.6 BTC [+] {2}
jborkl: have not kept up with them in ages
dexX7: financial report
fluffypony: jborkl: they released their finance report
fluffypony: !up shangri-la
dexX7: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1phCAhMR-9_AaRXKICfN_M7gw4rI1hsOtRD_6PElmLOM/edit#gid=259804850 + https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/12wJMe3A6Ie8ris86m2OJ_1vucurdcVtM3fDkNCjKIRI/edit#gid=391584590
assbot: ASICMiner_May27-cashflow - Google Tabellen
assbot: ASICMiner_May27-balance - Google Tabellen
jborkl: thanks dex
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 444 @ 0.00060877 = 0.2703 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0975 = 0.585 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2 = 0.6 BTC [+] {2}
shangri-la: Finally and end to ASICminer fanclub irrational exuberance
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.2 = 0.6 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.2 = 1 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: http://imgur.com/ylf1YE1
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
nubbins`: ^ actually felt nostalgic for a moment ;0
nubbins`: seems so long ago, nancy!
jborkl: thats not looking so good
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1500 @ 0.00008101 = 0.1215 BTC [-] {3}
jborkl: is/are the products assembled or does that still need to be paid for
jborkl: or unknown
shangri-la: jborlk: products are assembled mainly.
jborkl: well then that is better
shangri-la: there are more companies who have am chips than mentioned in thread.
shangri-la: still it doesn't add up totally
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 106 @ 0.00192544 = 0.2041 BTC [+] {2}
jborkl: is that a year to date or month or for the last year- people need to put dates reports
jborkl: dates on
dexX7: it's the last quartal
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.23999957 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 64 @ 0.00199977 = 0.128 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 20 @ 0.00550202 = 0.11 BTC [-]
dexX7: oct 27 2013 - may 27 2014
dexX7: afaik
punkman: that's not a quarter
dexX7: o really?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.23999982 = 1.2 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 72 @ 0.00550003 = 0.396 BTC [-] {6}
nubbins`: heh
shangri-la: Hashratio has min 1PH, Btcgarden has min 3PH. both confirm to pay upfront. that alone amounts to 653 btc. this is not mentioning other manafacturers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.24 = 0.48 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 442 @ 0.00199943 = 0.8837 BTC [-] {4}
dexX7: correction, to be very specific: "Balance sheet in May 27, 2014", "Cash flow from Feb 28, 2014 to May 27, 2014"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00194999 = 0.195 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.02803331 = 0.2523 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 107 @ 0.0048 = 0.5136 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 220 @ 0.00195 = 0.429 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.27254952 = 0.5451 BTC [+] {2}
shangri-la: look at this ridiculous spread between AM1 & AM100
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: am1 is harder to move
bitcoinpete: and there's hardly any volume on either
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.26034705 BTC [-]
shangri-la: I tried looking into shorting AM shares some months ago but came across nothing, anyone know some way?
dexX7: only otc
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 33 @ 0.03342226 = 1.1029 BTC [-] {10}
bitcoinpete: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 612.11, Best ask: 614.99, Bid-ask spread: 2.88000, Last trade: 612.11, 24 hour volume: 17484.41185860, 24 hour low: 565.57, 24 hour high: 617.0, 24 hour vwap: 593.113339465
bitcoinpete: ;;more
gribble: Error: You haven't asked me a command; perhaps you want to see someone else's more. To do so, call this command with that person's nick.
bitcoinpete: le flail
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.28097888 = 0.562 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: the challenge i'm facing for the CONference is that of whelping. it's entirely possible lady v'll be either bedridden or suckling in april.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0024126 = 0.2413 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.0008859 = 4.4295 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 116 @ 0.0026856 = 0.3115 BTC [+] {2}
chetty: http://www.msnbc.com/craig-melvin/houston-passes-equal-rights-ordinance
assbot: After intense debate, Houston passes Equal Rights Ordinance | MSNBC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.29933333 = 0.898 BTC [+] {2}
nubbins`: ugh
asciilifeform: benkay: how does that keep you from going ?
nubbins`: we have this client that's always late
nubbins`: she was supposed to come pick up a box at 2pm today. i say "text me if you're running late"
nubbins`: she texts me at 2:45 saying she's just leaving now
nubbins`: so i lied and told her i was on my way to an appointment ;(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 44 @ 0.23022735 = 10.13 BTC [-] {4}
chetty: nubbins`, she would fit right in, in Argentina, I think here being on time is rude
nubbins`: heh
nubbins`: http://s0.2mdn.net/viewad/3150481/OSC_300x250_SpringMatchDoubles.jpg
nubbins`: ^ thanks for the ad, slashdot
dexX7: x_X
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.03360873 = 0.3361 BTC [+] {5}
nubbins`: (also, do not click)
fluffypony: nubbins`: too late
fluffypony: :/
nubbins`: D:
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.081 = 0.243 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.08001 = 0.16 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 40 @ 0.08 = 3.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.249 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: !up shangri-la
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 13 @ 0.249 = 3.237 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00256932 = 0.1413 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.24699957 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 50 @ 0.22285643 = 11.1428 BTC [-] {6}
pankkake: wow so the AM financials already account for all chips sales?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.22234362 = 3.5575 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3689 @ 0.0008859 = 3.2681 BTC [-]
dexX7: there are about $8M in materials and products
dexX7: unsold
pankkake: I'm surprised they haven't sold all
pankkake: but I'm out of the loop of mining stuff
dexX7: not sure, but didn't they begin to sell only recently?
dexX7: i didn't really follow either
benkay: asciilifeform: doesn't really prevent me from going. just turns it from a 3 week trip to a 5 day trip.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 70 @ 0.00220037 = 0.154 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.0022 = 0.187 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.23033376 = 0.691 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: http://thedoghousediaries.com/comics/uncategorized/2014-05-29-df2120e.png
fluffypony: somehow I imagine pankkake as the last strip
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 104 @ 0.002011 = 0.2091 BTC [-]
pankkake: paleo is not incompatible with most restaurants. not that I really care
pankkake: however, I'm indeed more peculiar in my daily activities
fluffypony: pankkake: I will probably be in Europe in September, we're going to have to come to France for a few days and do lunch with you and whoever else
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.24 = 6.24 BTC [+]
pankkake: cool
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.0975 = 0.4875 BTC [+]
pankkake: I still haven't met davout
fluffypony: group meeting it is
fluffypony: who else is in proximity to Paris?
pankkake: I was introduced to this channel by lainz, a parisian
pankkake: ;;seen lainz
gribble: lainz was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 1 year, 3 weeks, 6 days, 4 hours, 40 minutes, and 34 seconds ago: <LainZ> me neither, using hidemyass works well:)
fluffypony: closer to the time once we have our dates firmed up we can advertise it as TrollCon 2014, and give people the wrong restaurant :-P
pankkake: well
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: where else are you going in europe in sept? i'm going to be in the baltic area :D
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: Germany to visit the in-laws, but we can trip out from there to anywhere
fluffypony: in fact I'd quite like to so I don't go mad
fluffypony: I love my in-laws, but the conversation in my EXTREMELY limited German does get tedious
bitcoinpete: i'll be in riga, latvia and surrounding areas if you want to meet for lunch
fluffypony: sounds good
bitcoinpete: i hear riga has a number of excellent restaurants
bitcoinpete: i'll do some research
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 30 @ 0.24267 = 7.2801 BTC [+] {5}
fluffypony: awesome
fluffypony: have you got dates yet? I'll probably only firm up our dates in July - waiting on things to play out before I can finalise meeting dates with guys in the EU, so the more I know now the easier it is
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.24500043 BTC [+]
bitcoinpete: i do… aug 30 to sept 10
fluffypony: kk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6300 @ 0.00088449 = 5.5723 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.24 = 1.68 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: moiety: You didn't even have to wait sex weeks for the flat!
BingoBoingo: I wonder if AM will touch IPO price today?
BingoBoingo: benkay: I've heard wet nurses are still a thing...
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The disinfo "One experienced Melbourne forensics bod told El Reg he had not heard of any Australian Government agencies or police units using the technique, dubbing it a trick limited to the academic realm."
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: correct. anyone who thinks the aus. gov. can't order the gizmo online like anybody else, should buy my bridge.
asciilifeform: said gizmo also comes with various connectors for splicing power into a running box pre-confiscation - for 'warm boot' variant of attack.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: That kit is one of those "if I had the space" toys I'd like to collect
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: afaik it's briefcase-sized.
pankkake: you mean unplug the machine from the wall but still keep it running?
asciilifeform: pankkake: correct
kakobrekla makes it easy for the nsa
pankkake: omg, I need that!
kakobrekla: i use ups.
pankkake: me too
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I thought it was actually a bit smaller than that, but... books...
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Thinking on the subject of your old HP workstation when I get a new place I am thinking about finding something similar (if not HP maybe SGI) for a combination local file server and end table.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: i can't recommend the pa-risc boxes - on account of their rarity, virtually nothing (save the satanic native os) runs 100% of the hardware.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: debian worked, but with only one cpu initialized. to be fair, this was a decade ago.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if you dredge up an sgi, don't even think about running the traditional 'irix' - swiss cheese.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: The warnings are appreciated.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: if you've become a connoisseur of vintage iron, get an 'alpha'
BingoBoingo: Alpha is already on the want list, those things have kept their value like nothing else.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.25486964 = 0.7646 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: Also on the wantlist is an IBM mainframe case for conversion to a bar cabinet.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: only the last alphas are costly rarities. the 1ghz and below variants are dirt cheap. i threw away 5 of them a few years ago.
BingoBoingo: Ah
asciilifeform: (after cannibalizing for spares for remaining 2)
asciilifeform: put on ebay - nobody bought.
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo what are your plans with alpha
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Apparently they are a great environment for playing with Genera
kakobrekla: a so thats what you are after.
asciilifeform: ;;later tell mircea_popescu re: pipeline.corante.com << old favourite haunt of great master, 'uncle' al schwartz.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0208 = 0.104 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Also for the parachute building exercise. If I have a lot of machines an intruder has less chance of finding the "secrets" machine or machines.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-12-2013#419649 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Indeed.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.26 = 0.52 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00234846 = 0.2348 BTC [+] {2}
kakobrekla: if your profile is high enough i can see them do it.
BingoBoingo: Also interesting, how much time would be spent searching system Z bar cabinet full of disco lights for things that might be data storage.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: related: https://www.privacyinternational.org/blog/what-does-gchq-know-about-our-devices-that-we-dont
assbot: What does GCHQ know about our devices that we don't? | Privacy International
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 723 @ 0.00195132 = 1.4108 BTC [+] {14}
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Yeah, it's always interesting when you can't trust your input devices's controllers.
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: now consider why they sawed off the fluorescent inverter.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 277 @ 0.00229838 = 0.6367 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: what of importance could be logged there?
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: either a moronic whim of a bureaucrat - or it has storage - or it came in a diddled, radiant version.
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: I'm guessing it's particular power characteristics might have a finger print that could help GHCQ in analyzing logged line noise.
asciilifeform: considering that the machine was sawed apart ceremonially in public, one is led to think of disinfo - 'let kgb think we can magically curse dc-dc converter!'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0216 = 0.108 BTC [+]
asciilifeform: (why was it not confiscated and boiled in oil in a dungeon, in private? or kept as trophy by fuhrer)
BingoBoingo: !up PierreRochard
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.02700006 = 0.216 BTC [-] {3}
BingoBoingo is starting to suspect a release version Loper machine might not be a man portable Lisp machine...
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: anything is portable - in pieces.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13498 @ 0.00088548 = 11.9522 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 81 @ 0.24358037 = 19.73 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.24 = 1.2 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.24 = 0.72 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.25499973 = 0.51 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: unrelated: http://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/fs5000/img/301524/060/full.jpg << notice the 'mosquito net' under the lcd glass.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18900 @ 0.00088647 = 16.7543 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.0975 = 0.2925 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Around here there is a big box type store called "Rural King" has more useful materials for electronics security than Best Buy ☟︎
BingoBoingo: (combination farm supply and building materials retailer)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.035 = 0.28 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: http://www.cryptomuseum.com/spy/fs5000/img/301524/024/full.jpg << gold in the hills
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.25099996 = 2.761 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14400 @ 0.00088428 = 12.7336 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.25945649 = 6.7459 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.26420204 = 1.321 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.26997693 = 1.3499 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29481418 = 1.1793 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.33213683 = 1.6607 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0023997 = 0.24 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0024 = 0.24 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14700 @ 0.000888 = 13.0536 BTC [+] {2}
FabianB: http://blog.sonatype.com/2014/05/cheeseburger-risk
assbot: Cheeseburger Risk: Not for the Faint of Heart | Sonatype Blog
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 211 @ 0.0024 = 0.5064 BTC [+] {2}
FabianB: '“You can calculate the probability of something bad happening in security, and present it to your executives”, she continued, “But no matter what scoring system you use, they may choose not to do anything until the probability equals 1'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 229 @ 0.00268782 = 0.6155 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7950 @ 0.00088435 = 7.0306 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 95 @ 0.00299863 = 0.2849 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.339598 = 1.698 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 35124 @ 0.000884 = 31.0496 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00273393 = 0.1504 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8800 @ 0.00088292 = 7.7697 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.329 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0319006 = 0.1276 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14850 @ 0.00088637 = 13.1626 BTC [+] {2}
asciilifeform: anyone actually use 'xapo' yet ?
asciilifeform: even if it works 'as printed on the box' - feels like gasenwagen bait.
asciilifeform: (not necessarily through any fault of its own)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 199 @ 0.00250039 = 0.4976 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 59 @ 0.00252352 = 0.1489 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.0975 = 0.975 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.30000008 = 1.5 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.0319001 = 0.1276 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 435 @ 0.00276771 = 1.204 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0975 = 0.195 BTC [+]
penguirker: New blog post: http://www.bcoinnews.com/grid-data-btcchina-btce-bitstamp/
kakobrekla: asciilifeform that last pic,... suppose to be tamper protection or what
kakobrekla: no that cant be right.
mike_c: jborkl: that page is busted.
mike_c: url isn't linked
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: 'potting.' (term of art.) this example appears to be strictly ceremonial: in examples with booby trap, there is usually a fat brick of epoxy with conductive mesh underneath.
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: as seen in the popular 'IBM 4758'
jborkl: ah I changed it sorry
kakobrekla: ceremonial cause its only epoxy?
asciilifeform: 'potting' was common in the past. it was thought to make the life of reverse-engineer slightly more difficult
jborkl: http://www.bcoinnews.com/btcebitstampbtcchina-grid/
assbot: Btce,Bitstamp,Btcchina Grid | Bitcoin news
asciilifeform: the 'votrax' voice synth that the ubiquitous unix 'speak' command was originally meant for came as a huge breadbox-sized potted turd
asciilifeform: full of analogue strange
jborkl: still very very much a work iin progress on the charts and data- I have the data bound into a bunch of charts but and working on the displays
asciilifeform: kakobrekla: note that the potting didn't save the gizmo: http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~rnc1/descrack/attack.html
kakobrekla reading
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.27306055 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 8 @ 0.26029983 = 2.0824 BTC [-] {7}
asciilifeform: http://m.theeagle.com/news/local/article_b2de6879-06ff-52f9-a67a-0381dbec5dad.html?mode=jqm
assbot: Livingston man accused of hiding meth inside fake AA battery - News - The Eagle
asciilifeform: ^ bad opsec. and, nitpick: 'durasell' is an actual battery. bought some at a 'dollar store' as student, they leaked immediately. (chinese)
asciilifeform: (not to be confused with common american 'duracell')
kakobrekla: lol the thing has xray sensor
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9650 @ 0.00088272 = 8.5182 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 15 @ 0.027 = 0.405 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 158 @ 0.00421128 = 0.6654 BTC [-] {9}
kakobrekla: anyway cool stuff
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7350 @ 0.00088246 = 6.4861 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16400 @ 0.00088742 = 14.5537 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.26561 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.26561223 = 0.5312 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 44 @ 0.0025 = 0.11 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: !ticker M F.MPIF
assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00021726 / 0.00021726 / 0.00021726 (9529 shares, 2.07 BTC), 30D: 0.000215 / 0.00021529 / 0.00021726 (1162009 shares, 250.17 BTC)
thestringpuller: !depth
thestringpuller: damn wish there was a depth command
thestringpuller: ;;calc 938591 * 0.00021726
gribble: 203.91828066
thestringpuller: dope
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 16 @ 0.0975 = 1.56 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16147 @ 0.00088242 = 14.2484 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00222752 = 0.1938 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15050 @ 0.0008836 = 13.2982 BTC [+] {2}