asciilifeform: now, if you're willing to live like a feral dog, it isn't even necessary to leave the country. i recall, a few years ago, an article about one fellow who lived in a dugout in a u.s. national park. for ~30 years. he was caught by pure chance. ☟︎

asciilifeform: short version - bacterium isn't a sled dog. he won't work if he doesn't 'want' to. (expressed in actual flesh as the formulation: the ones without the 'work' trait - e.g. secreting dope - tend to outperform their 'useful' peers in reproduction)

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo, mircea_popescu, others: re: electronics-sniffing dog << distraction psyop. in real life, hidden electronics are found with a nonlinear junction detector. ☟︎

asciilifeform: at dog shops

asciilifeform: there was, if i recall, suspicion that higher animals (e.g. dog catching ball) can crunch diff. equations - until high speed photography developed

asciilifeform: ThickAsThieves: no vamps tho << should've gone with me on expedition at night. i flushed out the wild dog packs that i -knew- existed.

asciilifeform: see mp's essay re: how dog sees every other creature as a type of dog

asciilifeform: see mp's essay about 'your wife changes into dog'

asciilifeform: it is dog-slow - exactly what unfortunates who went to uni for 'comp sci' expect a lisp to be like.

asciilifeform: (executing from rom, esp. the 'serial' 8-legged variety, is dog-slow)

asciilifeform: curtis found a dog turd, dried for years, and decided that it is hard enough to whittle bullet from

asciilifeform: 'Russians! I'm speaking to all Russians, those of you who live in Ukraine and Belarus are also called Russians here in the Balkans. Look at us and remember - the very same thing will be done to you, should you break up and show weakness. The West - is a chained, rabid dog, that shall tear out your throat. Brothers, remember the fate of Yugoslavia! Do not allow the same to be done to you! Russians, why do you

asciilifeform: nubbins`: korean food is nothing if not frugal << 1 bear trap, 1 street dog ?

asciilifeform: ;;google man woman dog matching

asciilifeform: 'dog sees master as large dog' theorem.

asciilifeform: that rubber ball isn't a medical cure, it's a 'silicon valley' fucktard inc. 'dog whistle' signal.

asciilifeform: http://wonkette.com/541474/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-likes-to-get-hiiiiigh

asciilifeform: Mats_cd03: because the 'grandpas' (conscripts close to getting their walking papers) ate yer dinner, and the red army conveniently provided you with a dog.

asciilifeform: afaik every man who came of age in the post-soviet lands has eaten dog (army)

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: this more or less reduces to your old observation that 'your dog thinks that you are an exceptionally large dog of the same type'

asciilifeform: 'hot dog in hallway'

asciilifeform: take mr. levison's wife, dog, cat, whatever, hold them hostage while he dutifully operates his honeypot

asciilifeform: a barking dog

asciilifeform: KRS-1: Next from the WSJ: "From Wienerschnitzel to dog turds: a guide to cylindrical delicacies."

asciilifeform: time to call it what it is: obedience training. like the dog kind.