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asciilifeform: on the other end of thing, police firing ranges now have child-shaped targets. someone found that most n00bs hesitate when shooting children and this obviously will not do!
a111: 15 results for "police show", http://btcbase.org/log-search?q=police%20show
asciilifeform: $s police show
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: every, even the piss-poorest us police precinct has them
mircea_popescu: check out all the cute black wagons teh police has now. i wonder if there's a minuature collection anywhere for kids to play with.
asciilifeform: from same rag: http://www.ctvnews.ca/world/gunman-at-least-one-other-person-dead-in-houston-shooting-police-1.2922152
a111: Logged on 2016-05-29 14:42 mircea_popescu: how is this stance different from "the nazi military police can't find as many gypos as they used to, so therefore flaying alive of gypsies for fun should be regarded as aperfectly normal passtime, and in no sense wrong, even if it was rare before"
mircea_popescu: how is this stance different from "the nazi military police can't find as many gypos as they used to, so therefore flaying alive of gypsies for fun should be regarded as aperfectly normal passtime, and in no sense wrong, even if it was rare before" ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: usa police have 2 basic modes of operation
asciilifeform: sorta like police judge's relation to actual judgw
asciilifeform: 'can't have a police state without police' (tm) (r) (al schwartz)
mircea_popescu: 1, police state plaza, new york ?
mircea_popescu: that "supoena" thing is a true wonder. 1. issued by police dept ? 2. "this is authorized" ? by who the fuck is it authorized, have the adult in charge sign for you.
Framedragger: Live Support | Thomas: Yes, sure, we allow. Give us money and we host you and we will **** the german police
vc: someone registered on my public E-mail server and sent threats through my service, I was the only public face other than the police or the school district so I was subject to a lot of media attention
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> ... << so in the end ... the police gang fucked over the black gang. ok.... ? << In court. Cop dude skipped a jury and had a judge try the case. A *black* judge!
mircea_popescu: http://btcbase.org/log/2016-05-24#1471079 << so in the end ... the police gang fucked over the black gang. ok.... ? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: "From Ernst Katlenbrunner to Preet Bharara, a history of SS Police and Policing"
mircea_popescu: (in other lulz of perhaps BingoBoingo interest, did anyone else know that preet bharara has an illustrious antecessor the original director of the original interpol - at the time called "international criminal police commission", but rebranded to avoid the stigma - who was actually hanged for his activities ?)
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo http://www.techworm.net/2016/05/philadelphia-police-spying-citizens-using-spy-truck.html << qntra ?
a111: Logged on 2016-05-04 04:08 mircea_popescu: two people have an argument and one gets really angry, police can fix this. random derp gets overexcited tries to ship smoke detector shavings to ex gf's mother, police can fix this.
mircea_popescu: and this is exactly how it goes with "we just want to ask you a few questions", which is why you don't talk to the police, and everything else.
danielpbarron: https://assets.documentcloud.org/documents/2823331/AGOReportFarakAmherstDrugLab.pdf >> Farak testified about her extensive drug use; her siphoning of drugs from the Lab's standards which were used to test drug samples, from police-submitted samples of drugs which were intended to be tested for evidentiary purposes in pending criminal cases, and from other chemists' samples; and her manufacturing in the Lab of crack cocaine for her
mircea_popescu: by the time powerful entity sends ddos wave prior to dirty bombs, police's not a useful expense.
mircea_popescu: two people have an argument and one gets really angry, police can fix this. random derp gets overexcited tries to ship smoke detector shavings to ex gf's mother, police can fix this. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: not exactly. lafond makes this point, re the difference between a police force and a militia. you can't expect the police to protect you against organised violence. it works entirely and strictly for disorganised violence.
mircea_popescu: and generally methinks the official view going forward should be that a) magistrate "judges" are in no sense and to no degree different from police detectives and b) no valid authority is vested in them. as teh beast will perforce find itself more and more dependent and reliant on their offices, helps to have the message out first.
mircea_popescu: sub-judicial magistrate "judges" becomes "police station gonzos"
mircea_popescu goes to check if qntra article references expansions of police judicial powers in soviet union.
mircea_popescu: magistrate "judge" is a police station bureaucrat. judges exist through congress not through government.,
mircea_popescu: ahahaha they moved it to the magistrate "judge", ie, police court ?
BingoBoingo: But the fat police
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo so scruffy pothead running with a backpack is surprised to find the police might have some questions. mmmkay ?
asciilifeform: but yes, fact, when police are called in usaschwitz they come with the violent monkeyman handling equipment and procedure
asciilifeform: the police don't yet bother respectable folk where i live
mircea_popescu: or for that matter, police work etc.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform hey, people also talk to the police!
mircea_popescu: "Thirty six year old Danny Manupassa is alleged to have been running the network and has ordered him to be held 14 days while police search for actual evidence of criminal activity on the network. " << odd grammar.
mircea_popescu: this habit of "introduction" and "setting" and "explaining" and generally being a borderline sleeve neurotic tard is what sinks most writers that ever had a prayer. for the love of fuck - it's EXACTLY like talking to the police. NEVER say anything. not ever. fuck the intro - if the reader can't figure one out that works for him, he has no business reading.
asciilifeform: 'The fallacy is to believe that under a dictatorial government you can be free inside. Quite a number of people console themselves with this thought, now that totalitarianism in one form or another is visibly on the up-grade in every part of the world. Out in the street the loudspeakers bellow, the flags flutter from the rooftops, the police with their tommy-guns prowl to and fro, the face of the Leader, four feet wide, glares from e
mircea_popescu: in retrospect, pity the white anglotard is inept and ineffectual. "hello i'm ian murdock and i work at docker. i'm going to maybe do something against the police. on twitter. it'll all be unsubstantial and i'll whine about suicide."
mircea_popescu: i fucking wonder why riot police gets billyclubs.
mircea_popescu: where they invented the super-duper tough HOMO police force.
mircea_popescu: (also locally famous for the locally-celebrated "7 wonders of Caracal", to wit : that it has a prison, on Freedom street ; one bread factory, on Famine street ; the only school is called "School #2" ; the fire department burned down ; the door of police preceinct was stolen ; they built around a high crane in such a way the crane couldn't be extracted anymore so was left on the grounds, a sort of monument to caracalean engine
shinohai: "Police dropped all endangerment charges in exchange for him not filing a complaint about them expressing relief he won’t be able to reproduce." https://thevalleyreport.com/2016/03/14/man-shoots-off-his-own-penis-taking-selfies-with-gun/
shinohai: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2016/04/06/house-of-horrors-police-find-apparent-sex-slave-chained-to-strippers-pole-in-detroit-home/ <<< Police said mircea_popescu was nowhere to be found. ☟︎
asciilifeform: favourite pasttime in ru police station
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: ' ... and check it out, the us has more "law enforcement agencies" than there are people who give a shit ' << 15 ~federal~ police agencies with powers of arrest alone! iirc.
mircea_popescu: ("A Michigan woman was arrested after she expressed a willingness to have sex with a pair she thought was a father and underage daughter, police said.", obviously. gotta keep teh gestapo fed. publish or perish!)
BingoBoingo: Well, if burned by police while EU capital is under assault
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=25-03-2016#1440210 >> 'A France-based Usenet provider says that his service has been raided and shutdown by the police. The 5,000 user 'Newsoo' service appears to have been a labor of love for its owner, but all data is now in the hands of authorities after he was arrested. A long-standing complaint by anti-piracy outfit SACEM appears to have been the trigger.' << what's next, 'last jewish s ☝︎
BingoBoingo: Breaking: Multiple Black people reportedly injured in several police raids, more to come once filtered by Pravda
mircea_popescu: after ro joins eu, they try to improve the quality of police force. send psychologists to test the policemen
mircea_popescu: you know the joke with the police station ?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=18-03-2016#1435683 <<< usg has "magistrate judges" ie, stalin's police "judicial powers" for this very purpose. ☝︎
punkman: "We didn’t see any of this happening,” Ramos said. “They’re saying Michael wanted to kill himself. We just don’t know.” She said that Michael Ford’s mother suffered a heart attack after police in Prince George’s burst into her house to search it following the shooting and that she is now at the same hospital as her son." << we just don't know, lol
deedbot-: [Qntra] Aspiring 'An Hero' Survives Police Station Assault - http://qntra.net/2016/03/aspiring-an-hero-survives-police-station-assault/
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform so wait, an hero killed no-one, police did all the murderin' ?
asciilifeform: schmuck walks into police station, spins round and round For Piglet
assbot: Brothers filmed attack on police station that left officer dead, authorities say - The Washington Post ... ( http://bit.ly/1PctO2i )
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/police-take-third-brother-into-custody-in-shooting-of-police-officer/2016/03/14/74b97f36-e9e6-11e5-b0fd-073d5930a7b7_story.html
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> ;;later tell BingoBoingo where is the qntra on the police station mega-postal ? << WHAT?!?
asciilifeform: ;;later tell BingoBoingo where is the qntra on the police station mega-postal ?
mircea_popescu: as you recall, police is not obliged to serve you.
thestringpuller: "Meanwhile, Kramer buys a police scanner and decides to help at the New York City Fire Department. When they receive a call about the fire at Leapin' Larry's, Kramer accidentally knocks out the fire engine driver, forcing him to take the wheel, realizing his lifelong dream. However, he is unable to steer correctly and crashes the fire engine, allowing the fire to spread further."
asciilifeform: found, later, that MOST evo were bought by forensic (police) labs
mircea_popescu: "The Police recovered over $500,000 worth of lab equipment stolen from the University, along with 3 hand guns, an assault rifle, 50 years’ worth of military grade rations and twelve 55 gallon barrels (including three almost empty barrels) of what DEA labs have identified as pure liquid Lysergic acid diethylamide, a powerful hallucinogenic drug more commonly known as the street name LSD or Acid."
assbot: Logged on 09-03-2016 04:10:08; mircea_popescu: kakobrekla> they also arent comparable in a sense << or in the sense of "case 1 is a derpy kid who tried his derpy time-arbitrage scheme without having the first clue as to what that entails, then whined to be made whole when it blew up" vs "case 2 - someone came into a shop, shot a patron, and now the business is charging the carpet cleaning against on its expense account". hurr durr, "the police sh
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla> they also arent comparable in a sense << or in the sense of "case 1 is a derpy kid who tried his derpy time-arbitrage scheme without having the first clue as to what that entails, then whined to be made whole when it blew up" vs "case 2 - someone came into a shop, shot a patron, and now the business is charging the carpet cleaning against on its expense account". hurr durr, "the police should pay for the ca ☟︎
shinohai: "Anyone can access it and submit answers, which means that anyone can impersonate a police officer, prosecutor, or other law enforcement official."
mircea_popescu: "The failure of the GOP and the conservative movement, to the extent one exists in the United States, to police their ranks for con artists like Glenn Beck out to fleece their rank has lead to this." // "The success of sympathy conmen like Glenn Beck or Donald Trump enjoy fleecing the angry-socialist flock makes one wonder whether the GOP even exists in any meaningful sense."
mircea_popescu: de mayo wide the fuck open, more police than protestors, 50 miles of fence and 300 yards of protestor perimeter.
assbot: Logged on 15-11-2014 07:02:37; asciilifeform: 'Had the atomic bomb turned out to be something as cheap and easily manufactured as a bicycle or an alarm clock, it might well have plunged us back into barbarism, but it might, on the other hand, have meant the end of national sovereignty and of the highly-centralised police state. If, as seems to be the case, it is a rare and costly object as difficult to produce as a battleship, it is likelier to p
asciilifeform: somehow i can't picture him enjoying the new federalized police any more than the old local.
deedbot-: [Qntra] Tampa Police Refuse To Work Plus Sized Star's Event After Insult - http://qntra.net/2016/02/tampa-police-refuse-to-work-plus-sized-stars-event-after-insult/
assbot: 800 Greek farmers storm Agriculture Ministry in Athens, police fire tear gas (VIDEO) — RT News ... ( http://bit.ly/1R0aUzN )
punkman: https://www.rt.com/news/332243-athens-farmers-clash-police/
asciilifeform: 'c' is for ansi standard police broomstick
BingoBoingo: <phf> i thought police carries those oversized maglites for the purpose of using them as batons in a pinch << yes. For this 4, 5, or 6 D cell models
phf: i thought police carries those oversized maglites for the purpose of using them as batons in a pinch
BingoBoingo: The proper approach to sportsball hindbrains is considering them as a sort of Nevada test site, but for optimizing performance of doorkickers. The trend of these hindbrains whooping the police suggests that the "Black Lives Matter" business is internalizing with the ordinance and the Trinity bomb is going feral.
BingoBoingo: Other more boring stories about this species of hindbrain beating police in confrontations this year are piling up, but this is starting to look like a trend.
BingoBoingo: <ascii_butugychag> su police, at least formally, were forbidden to appear anywhere in public except as 2+ man group. << This is part of what interests me in this case. 4 police officers met 4 hindbrains in mutual combat and lost resoundingly. If not for the equal numbers would be far less interesting.
ascii_butugychag: su police, at least formally, were forbidden to appear anywhere in public except as 2+ man group.
mircea_popescu: oddly enough, criminals have enough sense to murder rape victim ; do not have enough sense to murder police dude after altercation.
BingoBoingo: Many ways in this case that the police for the moment are on the wrong side of unequal
BingoBoingo: Notable in this case is police are struggling to get arrest warrants for the sportsball players
ascii_butugychag: but the very definition of police is the unequal terms.
BingoBoingo: Just offering for the record that on equal terms US police lose to demographics with more sophisticated doping methods
assbot: LeSean McCoy, Curtis Brinkley in altercation with off-duty police | Comcast SportsNet Philadelphia ... ( http://bit.ly/1nYj9TF )
BingoBoingo: One for ascii_butugychag, US police treated as military problem in da club https://archive.is/zJdvN guess who won?
assbot: Local Police Arming Robots | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1S43gYb )
BingoBoingo: Update http://qntra.net/2015/03/local-police-arming-robots/#comment-44924
BingoBoingo: Anyways, the story of the Obeast inducing vomit in a normal person has since been removed from reddit by the fee-fee police
assbot: Chiraqi Police Sabotaging Surveillance Equipment | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1RTjYcz )
PeteBlawgBot: http://qntra.net/2016/01/chiraqi-police-sabotaging-surveillance-equipment/
mircea_popescu: at any rate, the plan's very simple, go to large nat'l retailer, load half a dozen disks, when the cashier refuses to sell them sucker punch him, get the police report to say he wouldn't sell you the drives, pay the whatever it is to have punched a dude and settle for whatever coupla mil they're willing to pay to avoid discovery.
pete_dushenski: "It came to the attention of police when the daughter showed bruises on her buttocks to two of her girlfriends, who in turn reported what they had seen to the school principal." <<
punkman: "The government agency in turn gives Vigilant access to information about all its outstanding court fees, which the company then turns into a hot list to feed into the free ALPR systems. As police cars patrol the city, they ping on license plates associated with the fees. The officer then pulls the driver over and offers them a devil’s bargain: get arrested, or pay the original fine with an
assbot: "No Cost" License Plate Readers Are Turning Texas Police into Mobile Debt Collectors and Data Miners | Electronic Frontier Foundation ... ( http://bit.ly/203c7hd )