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mircea_popescu: hearn didn't just fuck the db and get bitcoin forket
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I believe Hearn does bitcoinJ
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic that's how 2012 was all around. that's how people like hearn and maxwell ended up with the notion they're useful or whatever.
asciilifeform: same hearn who tried to slip heartbleed into bitcoind ? ☟︎
Apocalyptic: "Hearn, The Solution Solver - Putting more problems into your solutions since 2013" I lol'd TAT
assbot: Bitstamp Passes Audit Overseen by Bitcoin Developer Mike Hearn
pankkake: http://www.coindesk.com/bitstamp-passes-audit-overseen-bitcoin-developer-mike-hearn/
mircea_popescu: 12:15: BitPay proposes reputation as a solution, neat. Hearn says it’s a little known fact that Satoshi was working on a peer to peer market that consisted of a reputation system. He wonders what Bitcoin would have looked like if he has worked on it 6 more months.
BingoBoingo: Unless you do everything Hearn suggests.
mircea_popescu: well in 2010 it was mostly satoshi. hearn hadn't shown up yet,
ThickAsThieves: Hearn is on a mission to solve solved problems
mircea_popescu: hearn's not very good at it.
BingoBoingo: It's why Hearn gets suspected of disinfo and this guy is suspected of lazy and ignorant
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves no but looky : gavin quit, he can have his peace. asking shit out of nobodies a la hearn or that egglund chick is like... no matter what yo uasked, it's still +ev for them
ThickAsThieves: some notables that will be in Amsterdam: Gavin Andresen, Mike Hearn, Jinyoung Lee Englund (that snakey twitter liar hackathon canceller), Matonis, Marco Santori (self-proclaimed bitcoin lawyer), Jeff Garzi, BitPay, Coinbase, Nic Cary, Electrum, Armory, BitAngels, Circle, Bloomberg, NY Times, Mastercoin, Ripple (like 4 dudes!), eToro, Coindesk, ZipZap, Xapo, Erik Voorhees, Vessenes, The
ThickAsThieves: <hearn> integrated Tor support in bitcoinj - merged! \o/
ThickAsThieves: my own personal observations of Hearn are mixed
ThickAsThieves: maybe we can talk about this Hearn as your technical advisor thing
mircea_popescu: <ThickAsThieves> We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted. << this can't possibly go any other way than lulz
ThickAsThieves: We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted.
ThickAsThieves: We registered on bitangels.co and we asked Mike Hearn to be our technical advisor and he accepted.
ThickAsThieves: Hearn is either a devil, or has some kind of offense to people poking at bitcoin
mircea_popescu: this latest hearn bullshit is even more laughable than gmaxwell's previous attack.
HeySteve: I give peter todd points for style, mike hearn sounds very grumpy
ThickAsThieves: that post is petertodd trolling Hearn
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves Hearn << "If things evolved naturally, I'd end up mattering much less, which is to say my current denial of my own irrelevance would become much more difficult to maintain, even in my own eyes".
ThickAsThieves: trolled by Hearn
ThickAsThieves: someone is suggesting that Hearn is trolling
ThickAsThieves: Mike Hearn
ThickAsThieves: Hearn "Although I never expected it when I first started using Bitcoin, nowadays most of my purchases with it are for food and drink. If Bitcoin could not support such purchases, I would use it much less."
Apocalyptic: mighty hearn did
ThickAsThieves: " Jered Kenna interviewed Bitcoin core developer Mike Hearn about BitcoinJ, the Tor network, and what developments are coming to the Bitcoin protocol. Mike explains why BitcoinJ will be using the Tor network for greater privacy and security."
ozbot: Mike Hearn on Coming Bitcoin Protocol Updates - YouTube
mircea_popescu: mike_c: it is pretty horrible to run this against one of your servers and watch its memory get dumped to screen. << now imagine if hearn & co had their way and openssl was bundled in every "reference" bitcoin client.
mircea_popescu: just derpage about how "Law and Policy Steering Committee Information Started by Lindsay Holland Law and Policy Committee Chair: Mike Hearn Contact email for Chair: mhearn@bitcoinfoundation.org"
mircea_popescu: much in the manner hearn is using his "i was at google" thing.
mircea_popescu: <antephialtic> asciilifeform: chain fork that happened << it didn't "happen". mike hearn manufactured it.
mircea_popescu: hearn did it...
ThickAsThieves: i at least like the idea of having direct access to hearn & co
Apocalyptic: <hearn> dogecoin is so cute. it's actually one of my favourite alts by this point << dat hearn
Shakespeare: and/or Hearn
ThickAsThieves: Hearn keeps on giving
Apocalyptic: my derp counter has overflown with Hearn today, i'll pass
asciilifeform: i don't see a Hearn in that paper
ThickAsThieves: Hearn
Apocalyptic: mircea_popescu, no the quotes are from Hearn
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves lmao hearn.
Apocalyptic: this Hearn is a gold mine
ThickAsThieves: hearn
ThickAsThieves: oh earlier you made a statement about Hearn & Co being destitute, got link?
mircea_popescu: ahahaha mike hearn harping about how teh Powerfully Retarded Rangers are nao poor and will disband
mircea_popescu: davout yes but hearn is an idiot.
davout: hearn said it
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, after the great fork of 11 months ago a blaming Hearn because redditards suck at picking primary key values for databases seems reasonable. (I mean both "crises" are essentially database problems)
BingoBoingo: I wonder what part Hearn might have had in transaction malleability suddely becoming a problem
pankkake: oh, right, I remember that. didn't know it was hearn
Apocalyptic: dat hearn...
mircea_popescu: ah well. so that went like this : hearn changed the db structure in the new release without reading the old db code because fuck, he worked at google!
mircea_popescu: pmbs were generally recognised to be dog turds back then about to the degree hearn is recognised as a dog turd today.
ThickAsThieves: mike hearn speaks on it too
BingoBoingo: Hearn was perfect for Google
BingoBoingo: In Google Terms loosing Hearn was a tragedy.
ThickAsThieves: Hearn at least hates Mastercoin
ThickAsThieves: Hearn is the kinda guy that tells Amazon they should do drone delivery system
mircea_popescu: hearn is the guy that answered experimentally the usg's question as to "what happens in case of major bitcoin fork ?"
mircea_popescu: benkay we despise hearn.
benkay: do we like hearn?
pankkake: interestingly I had Mike Hearn without knowing anything about his function
ozbot: octopus Mike Hearn defaced bitcoinBull Inaba QuantPlus Raoul Duke cryptoa - Pastebin.com
BingoBoingo: Maybe they will find out Vesseness has a bong? or Hearn?
mircea_popescu: it's bad enough with fucktards a la maxwell or hearn hanging on to the thing just for the "fame"
mircea_popescu: and that periphrase does not only name mike hearn, even if it fits him so well. in fact, there's a legion of this sort of scum floating about.
Apocalyptic: pankkake, you said earlier the payment protocol looks fine to you, did you know Hearn pushes for SSL to be part of it with all the centralized cert authority issues it implies ?
Apocalyptic: I still don't get wtf Hearn is doing at the foundation's head position
Apocalyptic: Hearn & Dimon hot webcam : tonight's special
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu Apocalyptic: I dunno if Hearn can be interesting for long enough to do webcam
mircea_popescu: benkay hearn is basically a paper pusher.
benkay: is hearn smart enough to be an nsa employee?
pankkake: lol proof of passport… well, mike hearn
Apocalyptic: when did ever Hearn did that ?
ThickAsThieves: is what hearn?
dub: isn't it hearn or somesuch scumbag
pankkake: I had Mike Hearn in my ignore list for some reason
mircea_popescu: there's a year old post on bitcointalk in which mpoe-pr tells hearn he's scum
mircea_popescu: there's other forces keeping the mike hearn idiocy at bay.
ThickAsThieves: now Mike Hearn is into tracking coins too? http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1qmbtu/mike_hearn_chair_of_the_bitcoin_foundations_law/
ThickAsThieves: Mike Hearn mentioned on the Verge
ThickAsThieves: gonna link the vid of Hearn chewing up mastercoin
mircea_popescu: ThickAsThieves im curious what happens if hearn ever gets his shit together and shows up at some event of mine
ThickAsThieves: i think Hearn was my favorite guy
ThickAsThieves: a fun moment was when Mike Hearn told the Mastercoin guy his project was shit
mircea_popescu: no hearn & co.
jurov: But concerns over certificate security irritate Hearn. “The reality is that [certificate technology] is the best we’ve got, it’s being improved via initiatives like cert transparency, and it has a track record of stopping worst case adversaries.”
TAT_Investments: met mike hearn and a few other people
mjr_: and it was only my opinion as one guy who has observed, but yeah, gavin probably gets one of the spots, mike hearn too
mircea_popescu: total pedosmile on hearn
BingoBongo: So this got Hearn's panties in a bunch even though he does so much work with SPV clients?
mircea_popescu: the girl hinted as much at some point arguing with the hearn&co idiot parade.
mircea_popescu: people like gmaxwell, hearn, luke etc are just dead weight
mircea_popescu: this wouldn't be by any chance related to the girl bitchslapping that hearn muppet earlier, would it ?