assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 25 @ 0.02966283 = 0.7416 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 223 @ 0.00120241 = 0.2681 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09297989 = 0.4649 BTC [+]
assbot: avatar.png | When Bitcoin Met Pete
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13613 @ 0.00097057 = 13.2124 BTC [-]
gribble: Error: "d" is not a valid command.
gribble: Error: "bc,diff" is not a valid command.
gribble: Current Blocks: 301292 | Current Difficulty: 8.8534163091278E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 302399 | Next Difficulty In: 1107 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 6 days, 7 hours, 49 minutes, and 1 second | Next Difficulty Estimate: 10312127260.4 | Estimated Percent Change: 16.47625
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02550008 = 0.2295 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 12 @ 0.02544166 = 0.3053 BTC [-] {2}
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 448.21, Best ask: 449.33, Bid-ask spread: 1.12000, Last trade: 449.33, 24 hour volume: 2266.56648134, 24 hour low: 445.01, 24 hour high: 451.48, 24 hour vwap: 448.392519135
benkay: ;;calc 1.19 * 448.21 * 1.1
bitcoinpete: either way, looks like mpoe buys are gone for the long weekend
bitcoinpete: asciilifeform:funny thing - i was expecting to see more discussion of the elgamal thing here. << same
Luke-Jr: [23:37:01] <jurov> Luke-Jr you did not run for btc foundation? why? <-- ?
jurov: just asking, they told me you did
Luke-Jr: oh, wasn't sure if there was yet another one already
Quanttek: /msg NickServ identify 26Li-dsadnrf26
Luke-Jr: /msg nickserv ghost Quanttek 26Li-dsadnrf26
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: to which he replies: " unlike Vert and every other coin, however, it has a stabilization fund to keep wild swings at bay- more attractive to merchants" << seaman knows what excites consumers!
jurov: Luke-Jr: no, but would be better if they did
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 11 @ 0.08691301 = 0.956 BTC [+] {5}
bitcoinpete: benkay: if you can arbitrarily not lose money in a bear market isn't that topologically identical to arbitrarily making money? << this is offset by the money they steal from you when the btc price goes up, duh
bitcoinpete: assume stealing. assume it's a normal bank that really doesn't need btc
bitcoinpete: princessnell: Apocalyptic i'm halfway through *A Troublesome Inheritance* (good, but still cowardly) << found it very timid as well. decent research, didn't put on big boy pants
benkay: ugh. i have a feeling that the notion is so stupid trying to understand its minutae are going to make me dumber.
bitcoinpete: understanding circle's minutae make you ryan selkis
benkay: lolyeah 'cause selkis understands things, circle and bitcoin in specific
assbot: Dogederps | When Bitcoin Met Pete
Luke-Jr: wtf, the idiot didn't change his password yet
bitcoinpete: "HAS THE GOVERNMENT CHANGED THE INFLATION STATISTICS OVER THE YEARS SO THAT THEY’RE LOWER? Yes, it has. But this is not a massive conspiracy to hide runaway inflation."
assbot: 5 Things You Always Wanted To Know About Inflation Statistics - Five Things - WSJ
Luke-Jr: Quanttek: change your nickserv password fool
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.43965609 BTC [+]
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.93, Best ask: 448.53, Bid-ask spread: 0.60000, Last trade: 448.53, 24 hour volume: 2236.37025537, 24 hour low: 445.01, 24 hour high: 451.48, 24 hour vwap: 448.391017966
mircea_popescu: "Sam Knight @samknight1 · May 16 What if global warming *is* a hoax and we clean up our air and oceans, create millions of jobs, and become energy independent for nothing?"
[]bot: Bet placed: 24.34 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to surpass Berkshire as an investment (
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.43233921 = 4.7557 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11300 @ 0.00090419 = 10.2173 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: I actually really hope this happens, it will make the foundation obselete << a) it can't happen ; b) it doesn't compete with the foundation any more than workout videos compete with feminism.
mircea_popescu: jurov: i undertood that as "replace karpeles and pierce with bots" << apt.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.025214 = 0.1261 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: Nautiluscoin is either the greatest troll, or a significant advancement in crypto. Im going w/ significant." how about... neither. it's not even marginally interesting.
mircea_popescu: fucktards giving themselves the imaginary choice between steak and prime rib when they can barely spring for the ramen.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 1 @ 0.14486014 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lampelina: I'm way too stupid to hack anything, kakobrekla will confirm << are you two sore at each other atm ?
mircea_popescu: benkay: is a wallet that maintains a dollar value via autotrading even feasible? << it has got to be a parody.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 750 @ 0.00090238 = 0.6768 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: jurov: so, by this theory, mircea_popescu should not mind all this feminish buzz cuz he's enjoying bitches anyway :D << i don't mind it in the slightest. anti-male legislation helps the male owner of a harem of females most of all.
gribble: Time since last block: 21 minutes and 29 seconds
gribble: Time since last block: 23 minutes and 15 seconds
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3000 @ 0.00091171 = 2.7351 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: the gypsyes of timisoara will be better dressed than the bitcoin entrepreneurs & vcs and whatnot other pretenders assembled at the bitcoin derpference.
BingoBoingo: By next year the Fundnation might be sufficiently on the ropes to have more than half of its panels on Doge
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2000 @ 0.00091171 = 1.8234 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2558 @ 0.00090737 = 2.3211 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Brock celebrates his second year on the board by hosting a youth swim meet in his jacuzzi.
BingoBoingo: You probably refer to similar events though with terms like "Wednesday Morning Calisthenics"
benkay: miners are fucking sleeping
gribble: Time since last block: 32 minutes and 42 seconds
mircea_popescu: that precious moment when your system croaks under your hands
mircea_popescu: only for you to discover that dust actually completely clogged the cpu fan
kakobrekla: 2 things. first, dust filter, second higher pressure in the box than outside
kakobrekla: dunno, i use them with 600rpm fan behind it
kakobrekla: ofc you need to clean the filter once in a while but much easier than cleaning the insides
kakobrekla: <asciilifeform> as for higher pressure in the box - the air has to come from somewhere. < just more intake than outtake
kakobrekla: i can turn off all the fans and it will not fail
kakobrekla: now for the gpu, the heatsink goes over 3 slots
kakobrekla: well i got down to the problem where mechanical fan noise was the issue, often pwm modulation
kakobrekla: but after much research and money i found the fans that are quiet.
kakobrekla: yes its possible but not straight forward
kakobrekla: or else i wouldnt have a box with 500eur worth of fans im never gonna use in my room
kakobrekla: i can go passive but theres no real need to
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Occasionally I hear inductors and other components in that range.
kakobrekla: yeah i had that before the pet moved in
kakobrekla: then the pet took that room and couldnt bear the noise
kakobrekla: asciilifeform simple, physically move away the storage server :)
kakobrekla: well its not really a terminal i just call it that.
kakobrekla: dunno if we understood me, i do use regular disks
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00090461 = 4.9301 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: but lan speeds are higher can go above what local hdd can feed
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: At least you didn't dotcoin that sentence full
kakobrekla: for my line of work having a hdd on lan is about as good as having it in same b ox
kakobrekla: well has to be at least a gigabit but yea
BingoBoingo: I really dunno why you two are complaining about noise. There's stock car racing happening about 300 meters from here.
BingoBoingo: Yeah. I'll just have to go for knowing it could be worse. They could be hosting a tractor pull.
kakobrekla: i live in a town with 5k people, maybe even less. its quiet here.
kakobrekla: but srsly, get some big heatsink and some of those be quiet fans, at least to alleviate the pain
kakobrekla: iirc there was some survey from google that hot disks ran for longer time
kakobrekla: dataserver in the next room is out of the question?
kakobrekla: dual socket? cant get enough cores on a single ?
kakobrekla: so this cache things bother so because of performance or ?
kakobrekla: so you saying dual opteron from 2010? betas today top dog single core ?
kakobrekla: " betas today top dog single core ?" < so thats a yes? also 'beats' instead of 'betas'
kakobrekla: im having hard time believing you would do a downgrade with a single socket , lets say xeon e3 1240 , cheap cpu.
mircea_popescu: bounce: so far the wimminz ceoz in bitcoinz ended up ded << being a ceo is hard.
mircea_popescu: like really, really hard. like brain surgeon level hard.
mircea_popescu: the absence of visible putrefacting corpses however encourages the braindead to pretend they're ceos rather than brain surgeons
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 15 @ 0.43111112 = 6.4667 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: princessnell: easier to entice a man who can do it for us << this is such nonsense, srsly.
assbot: New bets this week | Bingo Blog
BingoBoingo: I recognize it from the altcoin channel, but dunno who runs it
mircea_popescu: whoa shit look at that, trilema comment ocunter crossed 100k
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 12 @ 0.09298158 = 1.1158 BTC [+] {5}
mircea_popescu: " The host notes that these 4 panelists represent 95% of the significant Bitcoin businesses via their investments."
mircea_popescu: 12:15: BitPay proposes reputation as a solution, neat. Hearn says it’s a little known fact that Satoshi was working on a peer to peer market that consisted of a reputation system. He wonders what Bitcoin would have looked like if he has worked on it 6 more months.
mircea_popescu: The notion of decentralized reputation occurs to them. I have the urge to interject but it’s not question time…
bounce: he'd have optimized all the derps out of the system, I'm sure. like, magically.
mircea_popescu: i kinda regret the guy didn't keep a blog. it'd be neat if one could link to where he says "gavin, you're too fucktarded to talk to, stop emailing me."
BingoBoingo: Eh, et the power rangers keep hanging themselves on their words
kakobrekla: satoshi leaving has nothing to do with gavin
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8300 @ 0.00090514 = 7.5127 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 130 @ 0.0008589 = 0.1117 BTC [+]
assbot: Laos plane crash kills 5, including defence chief - World - CBC News
bitcoinpete: "Among those confirmed killed were Defence Minister Douangchay Phichit and his wife, said Nipat Thonglek, the Thai Defence Ministry's permanent secretary." << innocent enough...
bitcoinpete: "Ver agreed, suggesting that the next “logical step” for apps such as WhatsApp is to enable the sending and receipt of bitcoins." << ver should be on the board of facebook
bitcoinpete: "Angel investor Roger Ver told Popper he’s not actively looking to make any new investments, choosing, instead, to focus his attention on the investments he’s already made." << cuz he's broke as shit?
assbot: Roger Ver Joins Investor Panel to Talk Bitcoin's Next Step - CoinDesk
bitcoinpete: @JamesGRickards While Washington sleeps. pic.twitter.com/PUoX6QBz6F
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 132 @ 0.03825945 = 5.0502 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 60 @ 0.00648989 = 0.3894 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 3010 @ 0.00012198 = 0.3672 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09299999 = 0.93 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10600 @ 0.00090504 = 9.5934 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.09295 = 0.1859 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.093 = 1.302 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14200 @ 0.00090537 = 12.8563 BTC [+]
assbot: North Korea Exposes the Western Propaganda (Full Documentary) - YouTube
benkay: yeah imma read the whole thing its p great
assbot: Kernel Normal Form - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.0404999 = 0.405 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: It's amazing how interest in bitcoin can awaken an interest in searching for understanding of eldrich horrors from computing's past.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14100 @ 0.00090462 = 12.7551 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony: ;;later tell mircea_popescu Apurintly mi spilleng ar nut sew gewd laytlee. I blaym tha frowndashun!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 19 @ 0.0921 = 1.7499 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.09200014 = 0.46 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.09117031 = 0.3647 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08920007 = 0.446 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.08920006 = 0.7136 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.08905013 = 1.2467 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 2000 @ 0.0005 = 1 BTC [-]
pankkake: re fans and dust, my cases with dust filters fare much better. not all air filters are equal, but my big case (lian li x2000f) is a dream. everything is kept cool, there are two lines of filtering and both can be cleaned without shutting down the computer
Naphex: in my new home pc i went straight to water cooling
Naphex: everything stays at 35*
Naphex: gpu already had water cooling block on, so just the cpu
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2900 @ 0.00090192 = 2.6156 BTC [-]
pankkake: the issue is when you want to alter your system
kakobrekla: yeah but its not like you do it every day
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1950 @ 0.00090192 = 1.7587 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: anyway you defo need two pumps in series for winklevossyness and that will create noise even when decoupled
pankkake: is the noise annoying? i.e. vibrating noise?
kakobrekla: and even on the best pumps impellers have a tendency to get loud or broked
pankkake: the only noise that bothers me is hard drive's. good fans are very silent even at night
pankkake: and I have ~10 hard drives powered, so I really don't want them near me :p
kakobrekla: this is just over half the fans i tested
kakobrekla: and this pic only covers the voltage test, not the pwm
pankkake: fans that can't power up or even stop at low voltage suck, I've been bitten by that. "wut, why is my pc screaming?!"
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
pankkake: yeah, if I change my fans it should be PWM, but I should also get something to power them all :/
pankkake: well, yes, a motherboard that isn't old as fuck!
moiety: my irc went all weird with my laptop going to sleep
moiety: kakobrekla: not really with me, i'm generally cooking lol just filling out forms for The Flat. how are you?
Luke-Jr: kakobrekla: this is why nobody trusts you, all you do is lie
pankkake: I believe it is called slander
moiety: i've met more people that trust him than trust you Luke-Jr i have to say
Luke-Jr: moiety: you poll everyone you meet? :o
Luke-Jr: moiety: so you hang out around people who probably have never bothered to get to know me? or just liars like kakobrekla?
Luke-Jr: pankkake: "slander" tends to prompt the discussion of whether IRC is slander or libel. "liar" also works :D
moiety: well, i don't know you myself but i don't think he's a liar at all. unsure how else to answer that
Luke-Jr: moiety: I assure you, I've never raped anyone, much less a child.
kakobrekla: Luke-Jr you are a church going and foundation supporting [was a nominee]. both leaders of both organizations are child rapists and shill for the said. so fuck you.
Luke-Jr: kakobrekla: more lies, I see?
pankkake: well, that logic is implacable
Luke-Jr: maybe if you paid attention, you'd notice that my acceptance of the nomination was to *reform* the Foundation
kakobrekla: and whats next, you gonna reform the church too?
Luke-Jr: or that the rate of pedophiles among Catholic clergy is far far lower than any other profession that works with children (including both secular and other religions)
Luke-Jr: kakobrekla: the Church is perfect, it needs no reform.
moiety: how did you plan to reform the foundation Luke-Jr?
Luke-Jr: moiety: I didn't plan that far ahead.
Luke-Jr: it was kinda a long shot anyway
moiety: Luke-Jr: don't you think that's a rather ambitious plan for one man in a whole foundation, with no plan?
Luke-Jr: if nobody tries, it won't happen for sure
moiety: true but i wouldn't have thought the reception would've been to great either had they thought you were there to reform them?
kakobrekla: <Luke-Jr> if nobody tries, it won't happen for sure < theres a HUGE gap between that and "I SHOULD DO IT"
moiety: wouldn't have been too great*
jurov: luke'd just jump on board to replace them with bots
Luke-Jr: jurov: actually, there was some discussion about a year ago on automating the Foundation's job(s)
Luke-Jr: but then we realised it'd be about as big a project as Bitcoin, so dropped it and went back to Bitcoin code ;P
moiety: foundation has no manuls == lost cause
jurov: maybe you can persuade gavin to dress as one?
jurov: invite hime to Manul Of Teh Year Award
moiety: the best ideas come from -assets
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 14 @ 0.02466787 = 0.3454 BTC [-] {11}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.09222595 = 0.2767 BTC [-]
moiety: punkman: what is it?! that person isn't so good at labelling their posts
moiety: jurov: i think gavin might be too placid to pull off the manul-look
moiety: wow it /is/ a lemur... a really big one. mort still wins
punkman: had too much of it yesterday
pankkake: you easily have too much of it!
punkman: pankkake: yeah so smooth and balanced
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moiety: morning mircea_popescu :]
assbot: Dogederps | When Bitcoin Met Pete
kakobrekla: there homless bitcoin junkies outthere.
mircea_popescu: hey everyone, now you see the rape inherent in the system!
kakobrekla: sorry im still on edge since that fucktard of luke spoke here
moiety: yes and i bring cookies thestringpuller
Vexual: Luke shold be voted in
moiety: he is on a quest but he doesn't know what the quest is apparently
assbot: [MPEX:F.MPIF] 1D: 0.00021551 / 0.00021724 / 0.00021725 (28450 shares, 6.18 BTC), 7D: 0.00021551 / 0.00021724 / 0.00021725 (29561 shares, 6.42 BTC), 30D: 0.000215 / 0.00021515 / 0.00021725 (1082911 shares, 232.99 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX:S.BBET] 1D: 0.0005 / 0.00050005 / 0.00050133 (23450 shares, 11.73 BTC), 7D: 0.00047 / 0.00050358 / 0.00051499 (41878 shares, 21.09 BTC), 30D: 0.00047 / 0.00050526 / 0.00055999 (45052 shares, 22.76 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13750 @ 0.00090465 = 12.4389 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: mircea_popescu i vote to continue that motion
moiety: hmm kakobrekla doesn't have neough free time clearly
Vexual: She neer gived me no whisky
kakobrekla: moiety is taht manul shooting lazers from ze eyes or lasers shooting out manuls?
Phoebus: Cheers, too lazy to auth :D
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 7000 @ 0.00047428 = 3.32 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: Mine are mental as you may well imagine
moiety: kakobrekla: i think manuls with laser eyes
ho_: I'm the guy behind this: www.globalcoinfx.com
mircea_popescu: You tried to access the address globalcoinfx.com, which is currently unavailable Secure connection: fatal error (112) from server.
ho_: that's odd.. works fine from here.
assbot: imgur: the simple image sharer
ho_: mircea - uk exchange
mircea_popescu: ho_ well you're in the right place then. read the logs.
punkman: don't like the sound of "proactive compliance"
ho_: punkman - I dont like the sound of 'forgotten compliance' :)
mircea_popescu: anyone got a link to nefario's presentation of his activia compliance ?
ho_: I'm the founder.. www.linkedin.com/in/papathanasiou
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla i recall the guy asking him the q was actually in the room. maybe dub ?
ho_: ran a security consultancy a conference and most recently a svp at an investment bank
ho_: you can google me to find out more
ho_: and what I have done in the past.
ho_: punkman, thanks, that pretty much summs it up pretty well
mircea_popescu: punkman no ty, im not interested in which conference he "ceo"'d. i have people over for drinks every fucking week,
ho_: someone who is a svp at an investment bank, been in security for 15+ years, presented at black hat and def con runs greece's largest IT security conference, quoted in the press etc etc
mircea_popescu: "The First HIGHLY TECHNICAL IT SECURITY CONFERENCE IN GREECE" ?
ho_: yeah.. I think it does.
ho_: what's your background?
mircea_popescu: you introduce yourself. and rthen go read to find who we are.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5442 @ 0.00090615 = 4.9313 BTC [+] {3}
ho_: ah, wasn't aware I was being interrogated
ho_: thought this was a friendly chat
mircea_popescu: it was friendly up until you started making vague claims and refusing to back em up.
ho_: citigroup global markets.
ho_: based in canary wharf
mircea_popescu: so your theory is i call up bill mills and ask "hey, you got a ho working there" and he says "sure" and i say a ok ?
bounce: oh I think we discussed globalcoinfx a while back, didn't we? the pattern rings a bell.
Vexual: I think ass could call that trademark in law
bounce: I remember thinking too many buzzwords, also the wrong ones.
mircea_popescu: so many men trained to behave like women floating about. it's a sickening display.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.0240375 = 0.1923 BTC [-] {4}
bounce: eh. bitchx with auto-away. like, sheesh.
kakobrekla: re that ho and whatever exchange >> The application has been written from the ground up by our CEO over the course of 1.5 years of development effort. The frontend has been written in a combination of JQuery, HTML5, Twitter Bootstrap, PHP.
Vexual: Muh twitter isy twitching
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 136 @ 0.00423007 = 0.5753 BTC [-] {2}
bounce: that's like, three more buzzwords than the fat frenchman, yo
jurov: yesterday i emaled to prospective investor (more politely) "i don't want to become a bridge between VC and people around MPEx, pls read my blog, otherwise you're in for cultural shock"
jurov: i can now link them to ho's today performance
jurov: so far i never succeeded to explain to anyone what's this about, i gave up
jurov: and that was in person. and they wanted to talk by phone which i abhor for other reasons
mircea_popescu: i suppose you can sell bitcoin-assets protection services
bounce: veecees like to fone. so, where's the #bitcoin-assets voice-to-irc perpetual fone meet?
bounce: OTOneH I've had that thought for ages, irc to voice, though voice to irc would perhaps be a bit of a challenge. also the plusvees. OTOtherH this made me realise I perhaps really shouldn't want to try and find out
bounce: can get a DID on a SIP for free, though the number will likely be spendy
kakobrekla: so you can also call and go "read to me for a while"
moiety: i do, mobile not landline though
jurov: moiety, and you'll be able to reason about how mpex works and why?
mircea_popescu: moiety would you be amenable to being our receptionist ?
BigBitz: such anger in this room, friends.
gribble: User 'kakobrekla', with keyid 27AF75321F2489E8, fingerprint 27C3CE9A20851312F086268C27AF75321F2489E8, and bitcoin address None, registered on Fri May 13 18:04:32 2011, last authed on Thu May 15 20:41:27 2014.
http://b-otc.com/vg?nick=kakobrekla . Currently authenticated from hostmask kakobrekla!~kako@unaffiliated/kakobrekla .
moiety: I would be amenable, i'd like to be clear on what you'd like me to say
bounce: called us friends. bet he's nigerian royalty too.
bounce: here's a dollah, where's ma millionz?
mircea_popescu: moiety i do not want you to say anything specific. we'll publish your number, anyone calls with a question you answer to the best of your ability, as per your knowledge assimilated here.
BigBitz: My Uncle Hookabooka Mookakook has left $40m in a fund.
mircea_popescu: if you don't know the answer, you either ask here or else if not possible
mircea_popescu: cause you're in the bath or w/e, you excuse yourself, proimise to call them later, and do.
kakobrekla: mp, best to get a dedicated throwaway number for that
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla well the implementation details after the concept agreement.
moiety: my number is disposable. only two people know it. what about call backs? i'm not in a position to call internationally
moiety: well, reception is what i do so i'm happy to do it for you. i don't make personall calls so i can keep records. im not sure how you feel about it being a mobile number?
bounce: "bitcoin is mobile". if it's a problem can put sip service [in front|instead]
mircea_popescu: it's definitely cheaper than any plan vodafone'd sell you.
moiety: lol funny you say that im PAYG vodafone
mircea_popescu: ok, so here's the deal, you get 1 bitcent an hour for now, i'll prepay you 100 hours. as an extra, you start a blog, keep a log of your calls there. time, very short summary of conversation. no publicly identifiable info.
mircea_popescu: "a guy called from Citi" is ok, "Joe Doe called" is not.
bounce: separate skype thingy? "bitcoin_assets" or something?
mircea_popescu: bounce the whole thing would be #bitcoin-assets reception service.
mircea_popescu: she's only working for me in the sense that i'm the one to pay her first.
bounce: just wondered if its own identity brand thing wouldn't be a good idea
moiety: my account is called moderncuriosity, i'm happy to make a new one, whatever works best
bounce: no, not other than. I ment skype:#bitcoin_assets not skype:moderncuriosity
bounce: s/_/-/ or whatever skype takes
bounce: plenty places where you can get a DID (Direct Inward Dial, a phone number)
bounce: even free ones, like +44 870 (IIRC), which is not quite a 900 but not regular either
bounce: get a possibly free SIP acct. somewhere and put one or more of those in front
bounce: can't always get caller ID outbound matching though
mircea_popescu: bounce mind helping her out ? practically rather than theoretically i mean
mircea_popescu: i don't think she'll comfortably manage the tech stuff on her own
jurov: i'll gladly help, too
bounce: sure. not that I know much, I tried to set it up once before and horribly failed (something funky with the nokia voip stack and passive-aggressive RFC handling), but I'll be glad to help
bounce: I'm having to stop slacking soonish today though, but tomorrow and onward is open.
Phoebus: Have you guys watched fonejacker? Was on some british channel, 4 I think. Do something that that :P
fluffypony: you can sign up for a service called Skype In or Skype Pro or some shit
bounce: in fact I have a softphone with DID lying around, never really tested
moiety: ok, can get a skye dedicated number for £4.03/month or £11.50/3months or i can just attach it to my mobile number
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Phoebus: bounce, what are you using for it? Try freeswitch?
bounce: yeah skype wants teh monies
bounce: signed up for... oh feeding AWS a number or something and they didn't bite, arses
fluffypony: I'll prepay it for 3 months, and if successful I'll keep paying it
bounce: it's a sipgate.co.uk thingy, free.
bounce: you set up just about any voip thing (phone, mobile phone, softphone, whatever) as long as it talks sip, and it should work
moiety: is google voice not free?
bounce: it's a right pain to set up, need an existing US number to get in
fluffypony: moiety: yes, but I think you have to be in the US for it?
fluffypony: can we not just go for the simplest solution?
bounce: and a google account, and whatever else. you /can/ get such a DID if you're handy but it's still a pain.
fluffypony: I'm happy to pay the 4 EUR, and Skype is easy enough for this
bounce isn't sure why you're so happy to throw bezzle at redmond-owned skype
fluffypony: bounce: I can write it off as a business expense
bounce: you want business expenses to write off?
fluffypony: in this instance it's for a valid cause :)
fluffypony: also for when she needs to phone people back, Skype calls are particularly cheap worldwide
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fluffypony: and I don't mind throwing 20 GBP at it every time it runs low
assbot: Let’s do Anjie. Well actually : let me do Anjie while you watch. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
mircea_popescu: <moiety> ok, can get a skye dedicated number for £4.03/month or £11.50/3months or i can just attach it to my mobile number << how about a year ?
assbot: Soft pre-announcement of awards at stealth third Bitcoin conference of any import pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Phoebus: mircea_popescu, if you don't mind twilio's charges, also another option. Fun API :)
fluffypony: Phoebus: I'm still waiting for them to support voice in South Africa
Phoebus: Uhh, kick them till they do.
fluffypony: seems like a really good service for text messages and voice
Phoebus: Yeah been using it for half a year, so far so good.
fluffypony: yeah I should probably pester them some more
Phoebus: And get others to as well, if they see no market, no bother.
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> in this instance it's for a valid cause :) << i'm impressed how well this works. same thing happened with openbsd, people ended up giving them like 100k. and we don't even have a foundation! and we're not even ceos of bitcoin!
moiety: mircea_popescu: a year is £40.25 but wouldn't you rather see how it went?
mircea_popescu: who the fuck could have imagined that if you aim to cook the point is to start heating the oil, rather than getting the proper hat.
moiety: also where would you like this blog to be
mircea_popescu: and i would like the blog to be on anything that's not blogspot.
fluffypony: moiety: I've created a Skype account with the username bitcoinassets
fluffypony: I'm just busy organising number and skype credit
moiety: thanks :] i did too lol, you can pick a sort of memorable one which is good
gribble: Error: "coggler" is not a valid command.
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla you mean the canary wharf ? yes it's in london.
pankkake: mircea_popescu: hosting wordpress is a liability. they're better off using wordpress.com, and move out if they really need it - everything is exportable so there is no lock-in
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: lol taleb faved a pic i posted of the black swan in romanian
moiety: kk will do, thank you :]
mircea_popescu: nono. "o hey" means this slikght positive surprise. like "good for you"
kakobrekla: dun worry hes been 'hello trollin' all day
assbot: Aloha A: "The Cavie Islanders & the Troll" acoustic performance at the Springs River Fest in FL - YouTube
bitcoinpete: mr. decentralize github cuz white label exchanges are hard and shit?
bitcoinpete: he dm'd me on twitter after i told him to bootstrap his own damn pet projects
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 25 @ 0.0887 = 2.2175 BTC [-]
assbot: Let’s do Anjie. Well actually : let me do Anjie while you watch. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
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assbot: Bitcoin Exchange Startup Bex.io Recieves $525,000 in Funding
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 200 @ 0.09262184 = 18.5244 BTC [+] {9}
bitcoinpete: by early april 2013 dood is selling his macbook on twitter and "going on a trip"
assbot: Pre-trip "yard sale": Selling MacBook Pro 13" Retina (Late 2012) 8GB RAM 128GB SSD, yrashk@gmail.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 100 @ 0.093 = 9.3 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: Bitcoin's ideological conundrum: is it better to dumb it down (i.e., Circle) or should we be trying to educate people about rights & money?
bitcoinpete: might have to scribble a few lines on this one
kakobrekla: >I have spent the last year in the role of CTO at a Bitcoin startup and now that I have some spare time, I want to apply some of the innovations from the Bitcoin space to other problems.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.09299984 = 4.65 BTC [+] {3}
fluffypony: someone needs to tell BitcoinBourse we just comped them, we *are* the Wall Street of Bitcoin :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.093 = 0.186 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.093 = 0.744 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: aite everyone with blogs, tat, bitcoinpete jborkl benkay mike_c fluffypony BingoBoingo pls tgo announce bitcoin's new phone number.
chetty: so I just discovered that an expat forum I am on is cencoring the word bitcoin
chetty: nope, I just noticed that everytime I use the word my post goes to 'moderation' and never shows up
fluffypony: it's possibly because people are using it for remittance
fluffypony: and they don't want to be on the hook for legal issues
fluffypony: it may not be malicious, expat forums are weird
chetty: well as I understand it bitcoin here goes for like 20% over market price, that might have something to do with it
fluffypony: South African expats are the worst, all they can ever do is talk about how terrible ZA is and how the crime is so bad they've been raped twice and murdered at least six times
chetty: fluffypony, haha, same here
chetty: oh, but we also get how bad the economy and inflation is X5
mircea_popescu: this reminds me of an older direc experience in central america.
mircea_popescu: costa rica is a country with 0 crime. mexico is... well you know, the world capital of it.
mircea_popescu: you couldn't tell this to look at their newspapers. cr newspapers carried abut half "omfg the security problems"
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.03013333 = 0.2712 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: i'm just sorry i didn't get a picture of a police comissioner's severed head wrapped in a newspaper discussing the unseasonable rain.
chetty: well costa rica has all those 'armed' guards at every door
fluffypony: ok so I got side-tracked - what am I supposed to announce? "The new direct support number for Bitcoin" ?
mircea_popescu: instead of showering. i'm sitting here stinking of sweat and ballsack, and writing thousands of words. instead of showering. talk about mental conditions.
chetty: for all of bitcoin? or for bitcoin-assets
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fluffypony: mircea_popescu: BY THE WAY I got a Romanian to explain the gypsy crossword puzzle joke to me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 64 @ 0.03013333 = 1.9285 BTC [-]
[]bot: Bet placed: 9 BTC for No on "Bitcoin to drop under $300 before June (
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12600 @ 0.00090795 = 11.4402 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09020692 = 0.9021 BTC [-]
assbot: +1 646 480 0703: The New Bitcoin Hotline | When Bitcoin Met Pete
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.09074999 = 0.1815 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: and it's prepaid for a year
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.09020714 = 0.9021 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 9 @ 0.09020704 = 0.8119 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: moiety do you prefer if i use your handle or your full name in the article?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 36 @ 0.0901516 = 3.2455 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 116 @ 0.09009568 = 10.4511 BTC [-] {4}
moiety: wondering what ive let myself in for though
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 61 @ 0.09 = 5.49 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.09 = 1.98 BTC [-]
fluffypony: moiety: don't worry, you're getting paid, just brush off any retards being retarded and move on
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SF1] 131 @ 0.0008372 = 0.1097 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8496 @ 0.00090549 = 7.693 BTC [-] {2}
moiety: I take it im not logging calls where they dont say anything
punkman: moiety, keep your bitbet/coinbr referral links handy, maybe arrange with jurov so you can get something from mpex referrals too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 60 @ 0.086005 = 5.1603 BTC [-] {4}
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punkman: will probably make more money than 9/10 of those crappy IPOs
gribble: Bitstamp BTCEUR ticker | Best bid: 328.03393, Best ask: 328.143445, Bid-ask spread: 0.10951, Last trade: 328.03393, 24 hour volume: 1742.77935235, 24 hour low: 326.581031, 24 hour high: 329.589043, 24 hour vwap: 328.136999947
moiety: good idea punkman thanks
moiety: if anyone wants me to have any other info to pass on readily, just let me know
bounce: good excuse to stick stuff in the wiki, no?
punkman: moiety: maybe grab a mailchimp account or something, add any non-derps to a list
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011985 = 0.1199 BTC [-] {3}
moiety: punkman: good plan, just set one up :]
moiety: just making a blog page also
bounce: I'd been playing with the idea to make a list of just about everyone visible in ze bitcoinz zfere, derp or not.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011964 = 0.1196 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08799341 = 0.264 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00011885 = 0.1189 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [ANN] RAMBOCOIN POS/POW! **25 MAY** NEW FEATURE PROOF-OF-DISCO!
artifexd: moiety: What timezone are you in? What kind of hours do you expect to keep in order to answer the phone?
fluffypony: "Update 1; WOW I have a good news. The brothers from the Winklevos have send me a massage say he want to make invest in Rambocoin. I have tell him no because I want this coin to be fair for the poor people in the forum. He was a very mad."
moiety: artifexd: I'm in the uk, and im around pretty much all the time til early hours gmt
FabianB: has TaT summarized the amsterdam conf already?
jurov: FabianB: not summarized, just blogged some happenings
jurov: grep logs for Shakira
assbot: The Devil's Advocate | Telling it like it might be.
FabianB: jurov: thx, will have a look
artifexd: fluffypony: Have you taken ABitInterested up on his offer to share his website with you? Have you verified it?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.45611848 BTC to 8`648 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1600 @ 0.00090344 = 1.4455 BTC [-]
fluffypony: "I also wanted to give Karpeles the benefit of the doubt for way too long... basically I hate to say it but lambchops was kind of right about the type of investors in this space."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10281 @ 0.00090344 = 9.2883 BTC [-]
assbot: abfg / gildedtxt / source / people — Bitbucket
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 43 @ 0.024 = 1.032 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 8 @ 0.0898494 = 0.7188 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08984935 = 0.3594 BTC [-]
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 447.42, Best ask: 448.1, Bid-ask spread: 0.68000, Last trade: 448.1, 24 hour volume: 2345.14367465, 24 hour low: 445.1, 24 hour high: 451.43, 24 hour vwap: 448.385657576
assbot: BitBet - Brock Pierce to resign at BTC Foundation :: 0.03 B (0%) on Yes, 10.08 B (100%) on No | closing in 3 months 1 week| weight: 99`199 (100`000 to 1)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5104 @ 0.00090354 = 4.6117 BTC [+]
cgcardona: no that person probably just realizes that the hive mind of rage will move on soon enough to something else.
BingoBoingo: I'm not so sure. Maybe this Brock dude has an Usagi complex?
benkay: mircea_popescu:and now back to doing anjie << goodness does the princess know she's getting done?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.0860001 = 0.946 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08600005 = 0.172 BTC [-] {2}
cgcardona: if she's not aware of it then that's no proper doing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17407 @ 0.0009071 = 15.7899 BTC [+] {3}
moiety: is it out of the question to have a manul gravatar? mine looks derpy
moiety: can i not just use a manul
BingoBoingo: I actually thought you were going to link a derpy manul picture.
moiety: oh good i dont know how strict gravatar is on it being people
pankkake: there's no moderation, the only thing is that you can set an avatar as NSFW or something
moiety: o right enough BB i didn't think on yours
BingoBoingo: moiety: What about that sleepy manul kitten in the tree?
moiety: its attached to the receptionthing s i didn't think a sleeping one or a grumpy one would be such a good idea
assbot: #bitcoin-assets receptionist
assbot: Return of the Illusionist OR IS IT?
assbot: Log In - The New York Times
benkay: wait now my posts get rebroadcast in here without me even having to do anything?
benkay: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
benkay: can we get oglaf on the feed too?
pankkake: for now it's just a quick hack on blogs.b-a.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 25 @ 0.03013326 = 0.7533 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.024 = 0.216 BTC [+]
pankkake: maybe I'll write a thing to handle various feeds, but not now
benkay: sounds like a waste of time
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.03013333 = 0.2109 BTC [+]
benkay: mircea_popescu: "lost the whistle"?
benkay: so i discovered last night that multibit doesn't display unconfirmed zero-fee transactions
benkay: this is part of the complexity of building consumer-facing btc software. there are just so many details to get right, so many things people will actually want to know...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14300 @ 0.00090307 = 12.9139 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: it took rebuilding the multibit wallet before it would see the zero-fee txn, even after confirmation.
benkay: ;;gettrust agamemnon23
benkay: hello there, agamemnon23
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.45392482 = 3.1775 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11600 @ 0.00090253 = 10.4693 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: an lurker? is that like an hero?
assbot: #Bitcoin-Assets Reception | Activity Log
benkay: who signed off on that subdomain?!
mod6: omg i need to call this
benkay: needs to be bitcoin-receptionist.wordpress.com
moiety: its just wordpress benkay
mod6: "Hello, is this dog?!"
benkay: that was me, mo. bad connection.
moiety: was it i was about to answer, yes, this is dog because it hought it was mod6 lol
thestringpuller: If I wanted someone to leave me a message and get it via irc but they only know how to use phones I could direct them to the hotline?
moiety: as long as they know to tell me its for you
moiety: thestringpuller: if its relating to here obviously, don't be leaving me shopping lists or anything
moiety: benkay: bitcoin-receptionist.wordpress.com makes it sound like i'm receptionist for all of bitcoin!
benkay: that's the point, moiety .
benkay: at least it's not bitcoins-receptionist
benkay: p'haps you get other clients willing to pay btc for receptionist services?
Apocalyptic: "The address bitcoin-receptionist.wordpress.com cannot be registered. Only lowercase letters (a-z) and numbers are allowed"
moiety: because this isn't a blog for me, its purely a log of calls i get for here
BingoBoingo: moiety: You see, that is how these things start...
benkay: Apocalyptic: skip the hyphen perhaps?
mod6: Would you be able to say, get a qr code in png format via skype and then forward it along via dcc to the appropriate recipiant?
benkay: da faq is wrong with hyphens
moiety: BingoBoingo: well i could do this as a subdomain off of a wider one. unsure if pa sounds better than receptionist?
thestringpuller: moiety: they'd be more call backs. "Tell thestringpuller to call <blah> back."
moiety: sounds like you want a secretary more.... you do know all the calls will be in the activity log?
benkay: moiety: thestringpuller you two will want to set up your own relationship for this. don't contaminate the -assets' reception feed.
benkay: thestringpuller: pay the girl if she's doing work for you ffs
moiety: this number is more an information thing for queries
benkay: but you have the nucleus of a little bitcoin business here, moiety
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.024 = 0.12 BTC [+]
benkay: unless you're too busy working or something.
moiety: i'm not which is why i don't mind spending time on this.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08627001 = 0.3451 BTC [+] {2}
moiety: its more productive than manuls, has tobe said
moiety: the most spectacular cat ever
benkay: how've you missed the manuls?
Apocalyptic: too busy pulling these non-existant strings
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.02354939 = 0.471 BTC [-] {13}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.0394 = 0.3152 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.45566723 = 1.8227 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08570004 = 0.4285 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 914 @ 0.00011751 = 0.1074 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03013333 = 0.1507 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 29 @ 0.03013333 = 0.8739 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.08699986 = 0.261 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4150 @ 0.00090198 = 3.7432 BTC [-]
benkay: migrated bouncer and blog. blog still suffering dns propagation.
benkay: 3 hour+ disconnects from budget vps service in the past month. time to discontinue that relationship.
benkay: someday my blog will have its own blade
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8350 @ 0.00091157 = 7.6116 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0394 = 0.197 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.0394 = 0.197 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: <moiety> I take it im not logging calls where they dont say anything << sure you do, why not.
mircea_popescu: <bounce> good excuse to stick stuff in the wiki, no? << yes. this exercise will be very informative, moiety will suddenly have a goldmine of what needs to go into wiki
benkay: oracle blade my left nut
mircea_popescu: <cgcardona> no that person probably just realizes that the hive mind of rage will move on soon enough to something else. << the hivemind doesn't have a mind of its own you know.
cgcardona: of course not. but it never stays fixated on one thing for too long.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2460 @ 0.00091452 = 2.2497 BTC [+]
cgcardona: fortunately I've never been the focus of the hive mind of rage so I'm speaking from observation
mircea_popescu: <moiety> is it out of the question to have a manul gravatar? mine looks derpy << no, go right ahead. almost-nipple tits or manuls are the two acceptable looks.
cgcardona: but it seems to me like if you can just ride out the white hot fire of anger it moves on after a couple of cycles
moiety: lol i went with the manul and am updating the blog mircea_popescu
fluffypony: I'm starting a community outreach program after talking to the XXXProfit guy
fluffypony: why did he just run with his IPO on BTCTalk and end up not only getting blasted (and fighting with hanbot)
fluffypony: only to (6 months later) have demonstrated that he has paid dividends consistently
fluffypony: and now that I've seen the site I understand his hesitance to publish the URL and details
fluffypony: it's because he didn't know of the existence of #bitcoin-assets
fluffypony: and this was at a time when hanbot was active on the forums, even butting heads with the guy
fluffypony: I think that's as a result of newbs reading
assbot: [XXXProfit] IPO Original Post - Direct Shares No Longer Available. Trade Inside.
fluffypony: but maybe the idiot-newbz can be split out from the not-complete-idiot-newbz
fluffypony: and the latter can come here and have learnings
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2500 @ 0.00011197 = 0.2799 BTC [-] {7}
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> but why did he barrel ahead? it's because he didn't know of the existence of #bitcoin-assets << it's because people don't know what they doin't know and assume this is a-ok.
mircea_popescu: this pernicious confidence needs to be shaken up. badly.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.0860005 = 1.72 BTC [-] {3}
fluffypony: this guy looked for investment 6 months ago
mircea_popescu: <fluffypony> but maybe the idiot-newbz can be split out from the not-complete-idiot-newbz << certainly can be done. has been done.
fluffypony: he has another business that repairs and re-sells / scraps old appliances that they buy for cheap
fluffypony: so that's on the forum as RecycledMoney I think
fluffypony: what's interesting is that he has already perceived that most of the "stock exchanges" are bad
fluffypony: "I know everyone loves havelock etc but I don't trust them"
fluffypony: considering the average n00b is rushing to list on CryptoStocks and/or BitcoinBourse
fluffypony: I think that demonstrates he can still be saved
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1700 @ 0.00091525 = 1.5559 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: moiety don't mind the bike shed painters. it's good as it is.
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mircea_popescu: moiety make weekly posts, the list of call summaries, and all is good.
moiety: summaries will be better actually. collated posts :] and I didn't, i thought you might want to see how it went first mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: lmao thestringpuller tryin' to crib teh chan secretarial services
mircea_popescu: benkay: someday my blog will have its own blade << what, and be liek trilema ?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 16 @ 0.0236875 = 0.379 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7149 @ 0.00091383 = 6.533 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 9 @ 0.03013333 = 0.2712 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 9 @ 0.02334444 = 0.2101 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08897895 = 0.4449 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03013333 = 0.1507 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: fluffypony by the way, do you know apartheid jokes once flourished as a chapter of romanian humour ?
mircea_popescu: us guy ends up in sa, goes to cinema. buys tickets on the floor, but the user won't let him go in
mircea_popescu: "that's for niggers, sir. white people go up in the balcony"
mircea_popescu: guy doesn't really wanna sit up in the balcony, but eventually relents
mircea_popescu: in between features he wants to go take a piss, asks the user.
mircea_popescu: "we don't have a pissing room sir. white people just piss on the floor."
mircea_popescu: by now the guy's pretty convinced he's being trolled, but eventually he can't hold it in anymore so he takes his cock out and starts pissing over the balcony
mircea_popescu: after a little bit there's all these yells coming from downstairs
mircea_popescu: "what! the usher told me i have to piss over the balcony!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 14 @ 0.0231 = 0.3234 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: "YEAH MAN but do you have to do it all in the same spot ?!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 14 @ 0.02306136 = 0.3229 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08897719 = 0.4449 BTC [-]
jurov: um, moiety, suppose someone asks what is listed on MPEx? what would be your elevator pitch?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03013333 = 0.1205 BTC [+] {2}
pankkake: next time I'm drunk perhaps (it usually helps my spoken English)
assbot: #bitcoin-assets reception opens! | #Bitcoin-Assets Reception
moiety: mpoe-pr could hear me fine :D
mircea_popescu: but srsly, i don't know there's anything nicer in the wonderful world of creativity than coming up with something before lunch and having it all deployed and working by supper.
jurov: just pinged moiety too
moiety: jurov: i was just writing you a reply lol
moiety: it's nice to say hi finally
moiety: jurov: you asked me what i would say earlier
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: ja that's why I figured for this that getting up and running was preferable to finding the best technical solution
fluffypony: even if it lines Microsoft's pockets ever so slightly
moiety: thanks for setting it all up fluffypony
jurov: moiety maybe you can finish it for benefit of everyone
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0225 = 0.1125 BTC [-]
moiety: jurov: I'd say it's a bitcoin securities exchange where bonds, stocks, options, etc can be traded and funds invested in and direct to the site if they wanted to read in their own time or go over those listed with a wee explanation on each
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 17 @ 0.0063899 = 0.1086 BTC [+]
moiety: kind of depends how much they already know
jurov: what's your general timezone? US?
moiety: GMT but i'm up late generally
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12000 @ 0.00091525 = 10.983 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: moiety you can just send them to read the faq for that matter.
moiety: i have that open in case anyone can't read
mircea_popescu: moiety good idea. also have some gpg manuals at the ready, a how to reg with gribble thing, basic stuff like that.
mircea_popescu: your notes will prolly develop over time, which is their great value. tailored through use aka forged in battle.
gribble: princessnell was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 21 hours, 23 minutes, and 26 seconds ago: <princessnell> pardon #brand
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.08610234 = 0.861 BTC [-]
moiety: pankkake: was that you that called me?
moiety: yeah i've been collecting links and notes for easy access mircea_popescu
moiety: pankkake: was it unclear for connection or the way i speak?
mircea_popescu: Naphex call moiety too, let's go for "most diverse" on top of first, largest and best.
pankkake: or low volume. I always have trouble with phones anyway, I might not be the best reference
jurov: Vexual should call her then :DDD
moiety: fluffypony: was i quiet to you? im worried to put volume up in case a scare someone
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 445.55, Best ask: 446.46, Bid-ask spread: 0.91000, Last trade: 446.46, 24 hour volume: 2469.25577940, 24 hour low: 444.52, 24 hour high: 451.43, 24 hour vwap: 447.853563482
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.08601261 = 0.3441 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: *booming manul voice of valhalla* WHO CALLS THIS ANCIENT PHONELINE
mircea_popescu: moiety so what countries you got so far, ro, sl, sa, us, any canada ? russia ? pakistan ?
pankkake: I'm trying from my landline phone, it doesn't work
pankkake: do you have to actually type the "+"?
mircea_popescu imagines it buried under piles of video card boxes, other items.
moiety: so far: sa, us, slovakia, france,
mircea_popescu: pankkake no that'd normally be replaced by your exit code
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.08600749 = 1.7201 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: well depending of the network you're on, sometimes it's retarded shit like 009 or 007 or w/e
mircea_popescu: tho those are mostly gone the way of the analog switchboard
gribble: Time since last block: 3 minutes and 22 seconds
assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 166.32222800 BTC; +0.55404274 BTC (+0.3342%) since last check 1d 12h 1m 19s ago.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.0857235 = 0.5143 BTC [-] {4}
moiety: i think i've had more calls to this number than to my own phone all week tbh
assbot: Here's a reminder that #Bitcoin first, best, largest and only official support phone # is +1 646 480 0703. Dig in.
moiety: slightly frightened as you have 4k+ followers.....
moiety: only slightly and only momentarily
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03013333 = 0.3013 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.023 = 0.115 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: apparently the mental illness of religious people has been found.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.023 = 0.23 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 10 @ 0.03013333 = 0.3013 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.0855 = 1.197 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla mind puttingh it somewhere prominent on website btw ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 15 @ 0.0852 = 1.278 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: if you got a better wording paste here
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 64 @ 0.03013323 = 1.9285 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.0393 = 0.2358 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: fucking unniceable jbd locks who the fuck came up with this bullshit
mircea_popescu: lampelina give her a call btw. add somalia to the country list :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.0393 = 0.3144 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.03013333 = 0.1808 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.44444487 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.44444487 = 0.8889 BTC [-]
bounce: throw a silly out, see it turn into an idea and a thing and echo internationally within, well, a few hours.
mircea_popescu: the only thing that was keeping the interwebs from its singularity was money
bounce: so it's wearing tights and a cape now?
fluffypony: but I do think if this was mentioned in most other places
fluffypony: would randoms be willing to throw actual money down to fund it
mircea_popescu: fluffypony hence why most other places are known as irrelevant :D
bounce: "bitcoin, the supermoney"
mircea_popescu: "bitcoin is not money in the sense gasoline is not tallow"
moiety: there shall not be a manul girl unless tis me!
moiety: i'mnot a very hair person tbh but, don't discriminate :]
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: can a business use an0 if some of the assets are fiat based?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 44 @ 0.03830466 = 1.6854 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 28484 @ 0.00091419 = 26.0398 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.03013333 = 0.2109 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.08799717 = 1.7599 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.0393 = 0.2358 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 5 @ 0.44318383 = 2.2159 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 40 @ 0.0063899 = 0.2556 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.08798418 = 0.176 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.03939999 = 0.1182 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 23 @ 0.00639648 = 0.1471 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.03939999 = 0.2758 BTC [+]
assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 166.27152185 BTC; -0.05070615 BTC (-0.0305%) since last check 2h 35m 51s ago.
moiety: whats happened, i feel like assets has had a stroke
moiety: that was you?! lol it wasn't to pankkake either, but its been ok to everyone else D;
BingoBoingo: Or maybe I need to live next to a cell phone tower.
moiety: i'll try turning upmy mic and see if this helps
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0.00090169 / 0.00091421 / 0.00097421 (271009 shares, 247.76 BTC), 7D: 0.00090169 / 0.00099067 / 0.00101 (5347967 shares, 5,298.08 BTC), 30D: 0.00083786 / 0.00094588 / 0.00101 (24458426 shares, 23,134.76 BTC)
moiety: thats a good point though, am i ok using the website for lasts or should i get the amount in here?
moiety: says my mic is on full too but it was on auto. sorry if i deafen anyone now its not
benkay: <mircea_popescu> "bitcoin is not money in the sense gasoline is not tallow" // your coinage?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.45998957 BTC [+]
benkay: o wat are we all on skype nao?
benkay: moiety: is a skype party in session?
moiety: no, freenode had a fit and everyone got d/c and its just not returned to normal in here yet
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5700 @ 0.0009094 = 5.1836 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 7 @ 0.03013333 = 0.2109 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.023 = 0.161 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 7 @ 0.023 = 0.161 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 5 @ 0.08791998 = 0.4396 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30354 @ 0.00090384 = 27.4352 BTC [-] {2}
moiety: it's a little sparse as yet that site
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