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mike_c: JD has processed over 1B bets.. impressive. average wager is 0.00445 BTC. not as impressive.
mircea_popescu: it is imprtessive
mike_c: not for the bettors.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 13 @ 0.02669323 = 0.347 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: !jd mpif
assbot: Current MPIF account balance on Just-Dice: 164.36615133 BTC; -0.04840262 BTC (-0.0294%) since last check 12h 46m 29s ago.
mike_c: but what a machine. the site has great uptime, just cranks along day and night.
mircea_popescu: yeah dooglus is doing a great job keeping it online.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell thickasthieves i've invited you.
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07500886 = 0.225 BTC [-]
mike_c: oops. such hax. https://www.dogevault.com/
assbot: Free online Dogecoin Web Wallet | Doge Vault
mike_c: http://www.dailydot.com/crime/dogevault-hack-theft-shut-down/
assbot: Popular Dogecoin wallet Dogevault goes down, sparks theft rumors
mircea_popescu: ouch
mircea_popescu: was this like the only thing to do with dogecoin ?
mike_c: dunno, i was derping around, googled 'dogecoin wallet' and that was the first hit on google.
mircea_popescu: (outside of donating it to whatever doge-core-scammers indicate, in the faint but doomed hope that it will generate "hype" making it somehow valuable ?
mike_c: i mean, the only thing i know of to do with DC is bet it on doge-dice
mike_c: doge-dice is interesting only in that it is basically a reboot of JD's history, and it is tracking very close to EV. it's actually a hair above.
mircea_popescu: interesting
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16336 @ 0.00100177 = 16.3649 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: "Email support@dogevault.com for any enquiries."
mircea_popescu: and esquiries.
mircea_popescu: this is how i know i'm on planet earth btw : inquiries, enquiries and effects, affects.
TheNewDeal: i would like to ensquire
mike_c: that email is now piped straight to /dev/null
mike_c: !up Mats_cd03
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/viceroymusic/viceroy-french-horn-rebellion
assbot: Viceroy & French Horn Rebellion - Friday Nights by VICEROY on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
TheNewDeal: straight to the music
TheNewDeal: love it
Mats_cd03: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/12/us-russia-gazprom-ukraine-idUSBREA4B04K20140512 "Moscow says Kiev owes it $3.51 billion for gas, and has told
assbot: Russia ready for gas talks with Kiev only if it pays debt| Reuters
Mats_cd03: Ukraine it must pay in advance for its gas from June." lol this is going to be a hot summer
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26350 @ 0.00100137 = 26.3861 BTC [-]
Apocalyptic: ironically it will be most needed a couple of months later
TheNewDeal: wowza,trading above .001
mike_c: monthly sale is over
TheNewDeal: monthly sale?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9641 @ 0.00100856 = 9.7235 BTC [+] {2}
mike_c: s.mpoe seems to dip pretty regularly and then climb right back up.
Mats_cd03: it defeats understanding
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 wait till the winter.
mircea_popescu: o wow over 1 again huh
Mats_cd03: yeah 'hot' isnt a good descriptor for what i meant
mike_c: yeah, popped yesterday. not on huge trading either, all the sellers just disappeared.
mircea_popescu: so is the us going to airlift natural gas into west kiev ?
mircea_popescu: mike_c was this brock pierce day ?!
mike_c: lol. why do i get this grief? i explicitly said i don't understand it!
mike_c: if i understood s.mpoe i'd be sippin mai tais
mike_c: well, not really, but you know.
mircea_popescu: mike_c awww i was just asking
mircea_popescu: no grief intended
Mats_cd03: http://www.deptofnumbers.com pretty good data analysis
assbot: Department of Numbers
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.05816733 = 0.1745 BTC [-] {3}
mike_c: Mats_cd03: this mix is taking me back to college.
Mats_cd03: im consuming hash oil and playing loud electronic music
Mats_cd03: for the next few hours im going to pretend im still in college
TheNewDeal: change it to some dub/reggae and ill join in
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/iknowbitfunk/1nce-again-bit-funk-remix
assbot: A Tribe Called Quest - 1nce Again (Bit Funk Remix) by Bit Funk on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
Mats_cd03: im not a reggae fan
TheNewDeal: so let me get this straight. Using my own affiliate link is a no no?
mike_c: is mother's day an international thing? did you europeens do mother's day yesterday?
mike_c: TheNewDeal: for bitbet? it's angle shooting.
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/kool-kabul/anthony-hamilton-elayna
assbot: Anthony Hamilton & Elayna Boynton - Freedom (Kool & Kabul Edit) by Kool & Kabul on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
TheNewDeal: ;;ud angle shooting
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Angle%20Shoot | In poker, using unethical means to take advantage of inexperienced opponents. Some examples of angle shooting: - making a string bet in a home game...
mircea_popescu: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/personalfinance/consumertips/tax/10819885/David-Cameron-Taxes-will-rise-unless-we-can-raid-bank-accounts.html
assbot: David Cameron: Taxes will rise unless we can raid bank accounts - Telegraph
mircea_popescu: herp.
mircea_popescu: god forbid they like, you know, FIRE THE ENTIRE FUCKING BUREAUCRACY
Mats_cd03: ironically, i broke my vape pen, so now i'm using a stovetop to heat the oil like a fiend
Mats_cd03: seems oddly appropriate for all the gangster rap i listen to...
mircea_popescu: mike_c eu has mother's day march 8th mostly
Mats_cd03: or is it coincidence rather than irony
mircea_popescu: "Saint Philemon (died 305) was an actor at Antinopolis, Egypt, who was converted by saint Apollonius. They were martyred together under the persecutions of Diocletian. Patron saint of dancers, the athletes of God."
mircea_popescu: look at that, brock philemon, the saint.
mike_c: interesting. i guess people can't even agree when easter is.
Mats_cd03: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeDyRxFNmpw
assbot: Electric Guest -- Holiday - YouTube
mike_c: hah, in slovakia there is arguments about whether there should be "mothers day" or "womens day". what the hell do "women" need a day for?
mike_c: you don't need a day until you've cleaned a metric ton of shit out of your child's ass.
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/moiez-babar/moiez-you-only-live-once
assbot: Moiez - You Only Live Once (Original Mix) by Moiez on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
TheNewDeal: looove electric guest
TheNewDeal: troubleman is my favorite from that first album
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10066 @ 0.00100952 = 10.1618 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: !up AusBitBank
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoinet.pl/2014/05/12/bitcoin-embassy-in-warsaw-officially-open/
assbot: Bitcoin Embassy in Warsaw Officially Open! | Bitcoinet
mircea_popescu: meanwhile in poland : some kids opened an unauthorised embassy, and got a catholic priest to bless it. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: tuxedos and whatnot. it's a riot.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 44503 @ 0.0010099 = 44.9436 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://bitcoinet.pl/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Ambasada_Bitcoin-10.png << nice heels and tits on that chick tho. she looks quite Crumb-y. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: there's also a tricorn for some reason.
mircea_popescu: and a clock wall. because you know, gotta keep track of this timezone thing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3540 @ 0.00100878 = 3.5711 BTC [-]
AusBitBank: thats an awesome satoshi painting in that warsaw btc embassy, want
mircea_popescu: samurai 30yo satoshi ?!
mod6: 47 ronin or something lol
mircea_popescu: such a trainwreck of visual weird, that thing.
AusBitBank: would rather picture him that way, then oldmate chasing a free lunch
mircea_popescu: AusBitBank still, he's prolly a peaceful guy > 50 with glasses.
mod6: the keymaker
mircea_popescu: rather than a katana wielding guy with floating hair
AusBitBank: probably
AusBitBank: the matrix keymaker guy is a nice fit too :P
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26700 @ 0.00100725 = 26.8936 BTC [-] {2}
TheNewDeal: !up mats_cd03
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell thickasthieves hey, check this out : dignork made a bot for cryptographs. you /q puzzlomat then trilema guess 1 blabla
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: aw shit wrong tell.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell thestringpuller hey, check this out : dignork made a bot for cryptographs. you /q puzzlomat then trilema guess 1 blabla
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell thickasthieves oops sorry wrong th* :p
gribble: The operation succeeded.
mircea_popescu: Naphex https://www.btcxchange.ro/‎ => "We're sorry but the page your're trying to access couldn't be found on our servers."
assbot: Whoops! Somebody divided by zero... | btcXchange.ro - The first Bitcoin exchange in Romania
princessnell: so i see the catholic church no longer thinks bitcoin is the mark of the beast, then? http://www.catholic.org/news/business/story.php?id=54795
assbot: Is the 'Mark of the Beast' the future of money? - Business & Economics - News - Catholic Online
mircea_popescu: princessnell http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=13-05-2014#673418 ☝︎
assbot: #bitcoin-assets log
mircea_popescu: now they bless bitcoin embassies
princessnell: god is on the side of the smart money
mircea_popescu: you ever seen smart money ?
mircea_popescu: (1931 film, e g robinson)
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 438.39, Best ask: 440.87, Bid-ask spread: 2.48000, Last trade: 440.48, 24 hour volume: 4436.73374601, 24 hour low: 431.56, 24 hour high: 443.77, 24 hour vwap: 439.726509813
Mats_cd03: TheNewDeal: if you like electric guest, you might like www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEoX2MLQji8
TheNewDeal: gotta find my headphones
princessnell: mircea_popescu nope, haven't seen it
princessnell: any good?
decimation: Mircea, http://trilema.com/2014/the-idea-that-bitcoin-is-a-sovereign << the last footnote link is messed up
assbot: The idea that Bitcoin is a sovereign… pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11414 @ 0.0010089 = 11.5156 BTC [+]
decimation: http://dealbook.nytimes.com/2014/05/09/colorado-lawmaker-to-accept-donations-in-bitcoin/
decimation: "So far, the campaign has raised more than $1,000 in Bitcoin donations, according to Lisa Kaufmann, a campaign spokeswoman. " LoL
mircea_popescu: princessnell well i have weird tastes, so hard to know.
mircea_popescu: decimation funny, cause some texan got about the same earlier today
decimation: I find it amusing that he's bragging to the nyt about a few coins flipped into his jar
mircea_popescu: and link fixed tyvm
decimation: what's the next nyt beat? Bums along the highway?
mircea_popescu: nah, 1k in donations is noteworthy. a few k's puts you on the top donor list in most states.
TheNewDeal: but yes, you could spend half that to give to a bum and it would make the nyt
mircea_popescu: meanwhile whatsapp sells for 20bn.
decimation: There's some reality there. USG's influence is ... overstated
princessnell: wait wat
decimation: I mean, facebook could spend its fiat on anything, and it chose to spend $20bn on some idio-app instead of spreading it around Congress
princessnell: bc those are the only two options?
TheNewDeal: share buyback baby
TheNewDeal: or they could start putting out a dividend before having a revenue
TheNewDeal: !up mats_cd03
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 23 @ 0.46 = 10.58 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 230 @ 0.00431179 = 0.9917 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: decimation what do you want them to do, hire the blackwater ukrainian mercenaries to shoot black people all over la ?
decimation: well, that seems to be working for Putin
decimation: My point is simply that congressmen are small potatoes compared to VC banksters
Mats_cd03: blackwater isnt a mercenary force, silly
Mats_cd03: Erik prince thinks of them more like, "civilian warriors"
Mats_cd03: http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/1591847214 an excellent read
assbot: Civilian Warriors: The Inside Story of Blackwater and the Unsung Heroes of the War on Terror:Amazon:Books
decimation: http://theden.tv/2014/05/12/eurovision-2014-soundtrack-to-the-new-cold-war/
assbot: Eurovision 2014: Soundtrack to the New Cold War | Theden | Thedening the West
decimation: "Dmitri Rogozin, Russia?s deputy prime minister, put it differently: he said Eurovision ?showed supporters of European integration their European future: a bearded girl?."
TheNewDeal: love seeing the No's trickle onto the BRK-A bet
TheNewDeal: slowly*
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12267 @ 0.00100918 = 12.3796 BTC [+] {2}
TheNewDeal: !up Mats_cd03
Mats_cd03: https://github.com/shaih/HElib
assbot: shaih/HElib GitHub
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.0010084 = 4.5378 BTC [-]
TheNewDeal: when will bitbets next statement come out?
TheNewDeal: I am thinking about making that bet whether or not bitbet will resolve that payment with the 30% chop of the revenue
kakobrekla: resolve what payment?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21645 @ 0.00101 = 21.8615 BTC [+]
TheNewDeal: mpex shareholder overpayment credit http://trilema.com/2014/bitbet-april-2014-statement/
assbot: BitBet, April 2014 Statement pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
kakobrekla: i dont understand what the bet would be about?
TheNewDeal: for example: bet resolves as no if the credit is not covered in the next period
kakobrekla: ah that. dunno if it will pass
TheNewDeal: what!?!?
TheNewDeal: isn't it straightforward
kakobrekla: resolvability is not the only condition a bet should pass
TheNewDeal: surely no one will die here?
kakobrekla: not so sure!
TheNewDeal: :P
TheNewDeal: considered advertising, advocacy, rambling and nonsense?
moiety: hello
kakobrekla: hey there
kakobrekla: TheNewDeal i guess submit it and hope for the best :)
TheNewDeal: i've got another one i've been debating. Bitcoin volatility bet: price will touch 400 and 2000 this year
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 6000 @ 0.00015 = 0.9 BTC [+]
moiety: i've missed a lot
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11400 @ 0.00101 = 11.514 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30984 @ 0.00101 = 31.2938 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 24 @ 0.041 = 0.984 BTC [-]
dub: hardly 100k mpoe on the book
benkay: doll just put on battle of los angeles
benkay: is cooking dinner
benkay: can't believe how great life is
dub: terrible movie
benkay: dub
benkay: nigga plz
benkay: (ratm)
dub: oh, dis one http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1758570/?
assbot: Battle of Los Angeles (Video 2011) - IMDb
dub: not http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1217613/
assbot: World Invasion: Battle Los Angeles (2011) - IMDb
benkay: <mike_c> yeah, popped yesterday. not on huge trading either, all the sellers just disappeared. // isn't bitcoin the best arg ever?
benkay: no.
benkay: try again.
benkay: ratm
benkay: sleep now in the fire!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12700 @ 0.00100612 = 12.7777 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34100 @ 0.00100162 = 34.1552 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 28 @ 0.02600401 = 0.7281 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00100077 = 5.0039 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 4 @ 0.026004 = 0.104 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 7 @ 0.0749535 = 0.5247 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 14 @ 0.03075 = 0.4305 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 29 @ 0.026002 = 0.7541 BTC [-]
dub: ken's strategy for activeminer 'What we are expecting is that during the next year bitcoins will go up in price.'
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 13 @ 0.07498562 = 0.9748 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 27 @ 0.02600158 = 0.702 BTC [-] {3}
fluffypony: dub: How Can Strategy Be Real If Business Isn't Real?
fluffypony: - Jaden Slaughter-Smith
Naphex: ;;later tell mircea_popescu where is that deadlink? seems like some rubbish utf8 in url
gribble: The operation succeeded.
Naphex: morning
fluffypony: morning Naphex
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7550 @ 0.00099967 = 7.5475 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 42 @ 0.041 = 1.722 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13298 @ 0.00099967 = 13.2936 BTC [-]
fluffypony: Naphex: I have a question
fluffypony: are you the main guy at btcXchange.ro that has been on TV before or is that someone else?
fluffypony: (I was talking to a Romanian guy and mentioned I know you and he was very excited and said he'd seen you / whoever interviewed on TV)
Naphex: fluffypony: no. that is the owner Horea Vuscan
fluffypony: ah ok
fluffypony: you must become a media whore and become famouz
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1264 @ 0.00017998 = 0.2275 BTC [-] {5}
Naphex: nah, im mostly introverted and private :p
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.05449983 = 0.1635 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 44 @ 0.00300006 = 0.132 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.05449984 = 0.109 BTC [+] {2}
Naphex: off to the office bb
Naphex: e
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 48 @ 0.02627775 = 1.2613 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15585 @ 0.00099967 = 15.5799 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30100 @ 0.00099961 = 30.0883 BTC [-] {2}
moiety: morning fluffy
fluffypony: moiety!
fluffypony: what in the Glorious Manul's name is up
moiety: :D how are you?
moiety: I got squatted in otc D;
moiety: totally forgot enforce wasnt on
fluffypony: wat
fluffypony: that's crazy
moiety: some scammer was using my name but i got alerted to it today
moiety: hes been using lots of names apparently
moiety: i went in and apologised and idented
fluffypony: and turned enforce on?
moiety: yep
moiety: cant believe if forgot to do it in the first place
moiety: i*
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.0257001 = 0.257 BTC [-]
fluffypony: a
fluffypony: it happens
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.041 = 0.246 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6691 @ 0.00100128 = 6.6996 BTC [+]
moiety: how's things been with you fluffypony?
assbot: [MPEX] [FN] [F.MPIF] 500 @ 0.00021725 = 0.1086 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: http://en.rocketnews24.com/2014/05/12/doggy-gets-upset-over-his-new-haircut-walks-around-on-hind-legs-like-a-boss-for-two-days/
assbot: Doggy gets upset over his new haircut, walks around on hind legs like a boss for two days | RocketNews24
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 1000 @ 0.00015 = 0.15 BTC [+]
moiety: lol! thats flasher photoshop is epic
BingoBoingo: I've never been a fan of pomeranian. That now seems justified.
moiety: looks like a totally different dog with a haircut
BingoBoingo: http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2014/05/joint_chiefs_report_admits_u_s_military_made_afghanistan_s_corruption_worse.2.html
assbot: Joint Chiefs report admits U.S. military made Afghanistan’s corruption worse: Graft, not the Taliban, defeated the U.S. campaign.
moiety: not to mention entirely disturbed
BingoBoingo: moiety: DEoesn't even look like a dog really
moiety: no kinda like a wee stuffed teddy
moiety: happier dog is happier: https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/--mE9csF2Umw/U26McT2qLcI/AAAAAAAAAJk/bmmqP-4djlM/w688-h373-no/corgi.gif
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.07306897 = 0.8038 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 19 @ 0.07307095 = 1.3883 BTC [+] {4}
BingoBoingo: Aw
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 34749 @ 0.00100143 = 34.7987 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.072775 = 0.1456 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 50 @ 0.0721844 = 3.6092 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 60 @ 0.0257 = 1.542 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 69 @ 0.0257 = 1.7733 BTC [-]
fluffypony: moiety: it's been ok-ish, was dealing with redditards and gave up on it yesterday
moiety: my gosh, they are admitting they made something worse? re us military link
moiety: redditards? they aren't anything to lose any sleep over :] did you make a post fluffypony?
fluffypony: a blog post?
fluffypony: not yet
moiety: no i mean on reddit, what happened?
fluffypony: long story
fluffypony: will blog about it
moiety: kk i shall catch up via that
moiety: tards are the bed of the internet the rest of us have to lay in unfortunately
moiety: inescapable
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19550 @ 0.00100296 = 19.6079 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40033 @ 0.00100594 = 40.2708 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 86 @ 0.041 = 3.526 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9527 @ 0.00100619 = 9.586 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24323 @ 0.00100634 = 24.4772 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03075 = 0.1538 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22916 @ 0.00100397 = 23.007 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21534 @ 0.00100441 = 21.629 BTC [+] {2}
fluffypony: so basically Havelock paid for some cameltoe
fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/H7Ymnv0.jpg
fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/MMrbzg8.jpg
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 400 @ 0.00099866 = 0.3995 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17641 @ 0.00099862 = 17.6167 BTC [-]
Naphex: there is better cameltoe over here
Naphex: for free
Naphex: but i give it a 6 for effort
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4734 @ 0.00099862 = 4.7275 BTC [-]
Naphex: BTCXchange GEneral Stats: https://api.btcxchange.ro/stats
fluffypony: nice :)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6050 @ 0.00100089 = 6.0554 BTC [+]
fluffypony: ;;later tell Mats_cd03 damn son, you have great taste in music, I've been plowing through the links you posted earlier in the log. thanks :)
gribble: The operation succeeded.
Naphex: have some oldschool https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBNh2PPqlJs
assbot: Redman - Tonight's Da Night - YouTube
Naphex: :]
fluffypony: nice :)
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: mornings
mircea_popescu: hey.
mircea_popescu: Naphex a i must have missed the utf garbage
fluffypony: Naphex: I see your oldschool and raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WCYy8jpp7R8
assbot: Method Man, Redman - Da Rockwilder - YouTube
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/466153876828459008
assbot: If they couldn't afford /WhatsApp ... /ReutersChina Beijing plans new $14 bln airport to ease congestion http://t.co/7gBwvrV9Ku
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/niubi/status/466035112950648832
assbot: Chinese student late for reservation at jiro sushi, asked for fish to be cooked, complains on Weibo, flamed http://t.co/UERIABkAqd gawker
mircea_popescu: clearly jiro sushi support sucks.
mircea_popescu: saving this for whenever we need it.
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 "civillian warriors", srsly ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12243 @ 0.00100195 = 12.2669 BTC [+] {2}
Naphex: fluffypony: that's not that oldschool :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFyTzjJDeCk
assbot: mos def ms fat booty - YouTube
fluffypony: LOL
BingoBoingo: http://bitslog.wordpress.com/2014/05/12/nimblecoin-bitcoin-best-friends/
assbot: NimbleCoin can be Bitcoin’s Best Friend | bitslog
HeySteve: good morning
HeySteve: here's an interesting thing to do with your dehydrated alcohol - http://distillique.co.za/distilling_shop/blog/211-spirited-caviar
assbot: Distillique - Spirited caviar
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15150 @ 0.00100361 = 15.2047 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: not bad.
mircea_popescu: "Nimblecoin is a new cryptocurrency I’ve designed and two programmers are developing right now. It does merge-mining with Bitcoin and has a never-ending block subsidy."
mircea_popescu: herp.
mircea_popescu: why does every two bit noob start by "desigining" something ?
BingoBoingo: Because designing is easier on their ego than adapting
HeySteve: rooters :( http://www.theguardian.com/books/2014/may/12/glenn-greenwald-nsa-tampers-us-internet-routers-snowden
assbot: Glenn Greenwald: how the NSA tampers with US-made internet routers | World news | The Guardian
mircea_popescu: i guess that's it huh.
mircea_popescu: HeySteve yeah, cisco sales took a shocking plunge last q over the fact that nobody wants to buy us made hardware anymore.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I mean they could change themselves, but pretending to change the environment they live in is easier.
HeySteve: mircea_popescu rightly so, but you can't trust the Huawei stuff either
HeySteve: it seems to me there's a demand for dependable hardware...
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i guess i shouldn't be too agitated by it, children also start their career in the world by inventing pseudo-worlds.
mircea_popescu: HeySteve makes two of us.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: They usually do indeed. But then again children vs. adults who haven't really managed the transition.
HeySteve: I'd pay at least 10% more for hardware I could trust
Naphex: meh, cisco routers not that bad, dell servers though?
Naphex: that IMPI is straight from hell
mircea_popescu: ^
Naphex: IPMI *
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31609 @ 0.00100812 = 31.8657 BTC [+] {3}
Naphex: easily backdoored, had even some private 0day that reflashed the IMPI firmware
Naphex: ipmi could easily even share your raid/hdd whatever
HeySteve: the problem is, even if you can trust the company which makes or checks the the device, when it ships it can be intercepted en route.
Naphex: thats why i reflash everything after getting new hardware
Naphex: and staying away from US hardware
Naphex: as well most server techs and ipmi disabled, hdd encryption, etc
Naphex: and while worrying about interception is not that big of a list on many companies, but posibilities into remote backdooring servers, and remote sniffing are way higher on the list
Naphex: and probably more common
Naphex: also if the US have the backdoor, you might as well figure everyone does, so IL, DE, CN
Naphex: are probably using the same ins/outs
mircea_popescu: so dignork here's a business idea for you : how about you expand puzzlomat into a web to irc interface ?
mircea_popescu: something like http://dignork.com?name=gribble&query=;;ticker yields
mircea_popescu: ;;ticker
gribble: Bitstamp BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 438.45, Best ask: 440.91, Bid-ask spread: 2.46000, Last trade: 438.38, 24 hour volume: 4046.37066876, 24 hour low: 437.52, 24 hour high: 443.77, 24 hour vwap: 440.861426115
mircea_popescu: as the webpage
mircea_popescu: make the web-to-irc bridge.
mircea_popescu: all you have to do is pm the name, no checks necessary even
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 36200 @ 0.00100361 = 36.3307 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: HeySteve not necessarily. depends how it's made.
mircea_popescu: Naphex cn definitely holds the upper hand. al;l those kids graduating at the top of their class for the past few decades were chinese.
mircea_popescu: the us is technologically quite crippled, i don't even think it competes with russia, and that's half the population.
mircea_popescu: just, not nearly as many fucktarded russian hipsters going around. for fear of beatings.
Naphex: plus CN has a lot of experience in industrial spying
Naphex: while most of this injected backdoors will leak in the intelligence community pretty fast
Naphex: ;;google SWIFT breach
gribble: Demanding accountability for the NSA's breach of SWIFT financial ...: <https://www.privacyinternational.org/blog/demanding-accountability-for-the-nsas-breach-of-swift-financial-agreement>; Belgian and Dutch DPAs to investigate security of SWIFT system ...: <https://www.privacyinternational.org/blog/belgian-and-dutch-dpas-to-investigate-security-of-swift-system>; Edward Snowden NSA (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: "And at the same time they will be bootstrapping a really cool and fair cryptocurrency with almost no pre-mining with unique features for instant payments based on my research. "
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo check this shit out :
mircea_popescu: http://bitslog.wordpress.com/2011/08/
assbot: August | 2011 | bitslog
mircea_popescu: "Redesigning Bitcoin"
mircea_popescu: the guy has been herping about for three years almost, finds himself still in the same state.
mircea_popescu: what now.
mircea_popescu: http://bitslog.wordpress.com/2011/08/09/hello-world/#comment-13
assbot: Redesigning Bitcoin | bitslog
BingoBoingo: I've long imagined him as kind of a bizzaro universe Stan
mircea_popescu: #2 by cunicula on April 9, 2012 "Hi, I would love to provide some input. I’m an academic economist with my own ideas for improving bitcoin."
mircea_popescu: ANOTHER fucktard, of exactly the same ilk
mircea_popescu: (at least if it's the forum cunicula)
BingoBoingo: Probably is
Naphex: ;;google Tailored Access Operations
BingoBoingo: I remember cunicula's flavor of herp
gribble: Tailored Access Operations - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tailored_Access_Operations>; More about the NSA's Tailored Access Operations Unit: <https://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2013/12/more_about_the.html>; The NSA has its own team of elite hackers - Washington Post: <http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2013/08/29/the-nsa-has-its- (1 more message)
mircea_popescu: Naphex why does the powerpoint look so distinctly windows ?
Naphex: "A number of US companies, including Cisco and Dell, have subsequently made public statements denying that they insert such back doors into their products.[32] Microsoft provides advance warning to the NSA of vulnerabilities it knows about, before fixes or information about these vulnerabilities is available to the public; this enables TAO to execute so-called zero-day attacks.[33] A Microsoft official who declined to be identified in the press c
Naphex: TAO budget document claims that these companies, on TAO's behest, "insert vulnerabilities into commercial encryption systems, IT systems, networks and endpoint communications devices used by targets".
Naphex: fun stuff
mircea_popescu: well yea.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20400 @ 0.00100826 = 20.5685 BTC [+]
HeySteve: Greenwald is kicking ass: "Hillary is banal, corrupted, drained of vibrancy and passion. I mean, she’s been around forever, the Clinton circle. She’s a fucking hawk and like a neocon, practically. She’s surrounded by all these sleazy money types who are just corrupting everything everywhere. But she’s going to be the first female president, and women in America are going to be
HeySteve: completely invested in her candidacy. Opposition to her is going to be depicted as misogynistic, like opposition to Obama has been depicted as racist. It’s going to be this completely symbolic messaging that’s going to overshadow the fact that she’ll do nothing but continue everything in pursuit of her own power. They’ll probably have a gay person after Hillary who’s just
HeySteve: going to do the same thing."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4207 @ 0.00100361 = 4.2222 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33450 @ 0.0010011 = 33.4868 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://www.thecollegefix.com/post/17401/
assbot: All-You-Can-Eat Taco Bars Deemed Offensive, Face Campus Extinction
mircea_popescu: thou shalt not eat taco on campus.
mircea_popescu: gay only.
mircea_popescu: !up B51Num1
mircea_popescu: derp.
mircea_popescu: !up B51Num1_
mircea_popescu: TheNewDeal: when will bitbets next statement come out? << by the 5th of each month
mircea_popescu: dub: ken's strategy for activeminer 'What we are expecting is that during the next year bitcoins will go up in price.' << "therefore if you give us bitcoins now, and we return a fraction later, you too can enjoy the Dr. Foreskin "making roi hand over fist" process."
mircea_popescu: moiety: cant believe if forgot to do it in the first place << you probably lost a bunch of later tells from gribble in the process too
moiety: mew mircea_popescu how are you? sorry i wasn't around when you were looking for me. // i'm usually signed in even when not here and i think i got all later tells ive seen in logs. i hope i didn't miss anything, hadn't thought of that D;
moiety: i don't tend to roam irc, just stay in here
mircea_popescu: i am great, actually
moiety: good stuff
mircea_popescu: fluffypony: http://i.imgur.com/MMrbzg8.jpg << taller brunette not so bad actually.
moiety: o.o thunder and lightnight out of nowhere here, i'll be under a table somewhere
moiety: lightning*
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: so when is mpex sponsoring some leggy shmodels?
fluffypony: :-P
mircea_popescu: fluffypony so far just some texan politicians
fluffypony: hah hah
mircea_popescu: and openbsd and shit like that. fresh out of gold spray paint over here.
mircea_popescu: http://taylorpearson.me/the-antifragile-person/
assbot: My Favorite Heuristic for Evaluating Relationships: The Antifragile Person | Taylor Pearson
mircea_popescu: taleb fan.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.027 = 0.135 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 25 @ 0.02662632 = 0.6657 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/the-practical-sexuality-cryptograph/
assbot: The practical sexuality cryptograph pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.03129166 = 0.1877 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.027 = 0.135 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0314 = 0.157 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0265 = 0.1325 BTC [-]
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: no need to put trilema at the beginning right?
mircea_popescu: right.
mircea_popescu: dignork btw, do me a favour and limit it to one try per hour. let's get people angry :D
mircea_popescu: (look at nick AND ip, too.)
moiety: http://i.imgur.com/z26Zwkn.png and yep strawberry turtle is me
mircea_popescu: moiety maybe you get lucky and find a bf that leaves you handcuffed to a lone oak up on a hill during a megathunderstorm.
mircea_popescu: cheaper than hair bleach :D
moiety: lol i actually have red hair these days. looked like a cartoon through the bleaching stage. and that doesn't sound too fun. i'm petrified indoors!
mircea_popescu: !up malaimo
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31800 @ 0.00100345 = 31.9097 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: http://www.reuters.com/article/2014/05/12/us-belgium-cybercrime-ukraine-idUSBREA4B0EB20140512
assbot: Hackers steal Ukraine crisis data from Belgian foreign ministry| Reuters
bounce: total haxx
mircea_popescu: "While investigations into the cyber attack were ongoing, the foreign ministry network has been completely shut down and employees were no longer able to access email or the Internet, the spokesman said."
mircea_popescu: think about that.
Naphex: so nice, they are safe and totally in the blank :)
mircea_popescu: the bureaucracy does not regard these "diplomats" and other cocksuckers/talking heads any higher than the average corp regards the receptionists/sales people.
Naphex: or maybe everything is on gov intranet
bounce: "the internet" equals the web; email is a different thing, see?
mircea_popescu: totally.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.041 = 0.123 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 12 @ 0.041 = 0.492 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33147 @ 0.00100267 = 33.2355 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BnhI0nYCYAAoL9Q.jpg
mircea_popescu: what happens when nominally different newspapers both hire the same one cheapest provider on freelance.com to make their covers
bounce: rightmost guy looks a different way. photoshop, different photo, ...?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: freelancer.com? I think you mean fiverr
fluffypony: :-P
mircea_popescu: or that
mircea_popescu: im an unhip curmudgeon, i don't know where the famished teens spend their time out of my bedroom.
mircea_popescu: bounce hjas to be slightly diff photochopping, because of the vallet facepalm
mircea_popescu: that couldn't have been five minutes i imagine
mircea_popescu: (don't tell me the black man dressed up as a vallet isn't really one and i just made a horrible gaffe offending our funny friends in the colonies)
bounce: taking two photos doesn't take five minutes these days
mircea_popescu: actuallly rightmoist woman's arms are moved too.
mircea_popescu: so i guess ok, 2 doiff pics secoinds apart.
bounce: looks like same vantage point to me (haven't looked closely) so likely same photographer (how many were on site anyway?)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 8 @ 0.0267 = 0.2136 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 10 @ 0.02675 = 0.2675 BTC [+]
Naphex: https://www.btcxchange.ro/ new stats on landing page.
assbot: btcXchange.ro - The first Bitcoin exchange in Romania
mircea_popescu: not bad.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11800 @ 0.00100135 = 11.8159 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://www.revista22.ro/mugur-isarescu-personalitatea-politica-n-care-romnii-au-cea-mai-mare-ncredere--sondaj-csop-41529.html
assbot: Mugur Isărescu, personalitatea politică n care romnii au cea mai mare ncredere - sondaj CSOP
Naphex: lol
mircea_popescu: a poll just came out. of various politicians etc, romanians trust most... the central bank governor.
Naphex: well, they couldn't name anyone else
mircea_popescu: not the pm, not the president, etc.
moiety: so i take it freelancer is a useless site then?
mircea_popescu: moiety depends on your usecase
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 37250 @ 0.00100546 = 37.4534 BTC [+] {3}
joecool: !up CheckDavid
CheckDavid: Thanks
joecool: np
CheckDavid: Don’t go out and start trying to offed people, but do reframe criticism not as a bad thing but as a trigger for growth. - hey mircea_popescu
CheckDavid: Ever read Dale Carnegie's books?
mircea_popescu: nope
mircea_popescu: i don't go for all that syrupy neoprotestant benefactor bs that was all the rage in the us back then.
CheckDavid: Its very interesting that he defends the polar opposite
CheckDavid: So you know very well what it is.
mircea_popescu: who, carnegie ? yes, he's the guy that put the us on the map.
mircea_popescu: back in his youth, when he was doing things, rather than in his old age, when he fucked them up.
CheckDavid: I don't mean the guy per se, but what he postulates.
CheckDavid: He fucked what? The things he did?
mircea_popescu: the us :)
mircea_popescu: anyway. since you'll prolly not figure it on your own, let's explain : the joke's a similarity between your self-help schmuck (dale) and the guy that actually mattered by that name (andrew).
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6100 @ 0.00100199 = 6.1121 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 25 @ 0.03139998 = 0.785 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ;;google site: trilema mpex tech stuff
gribble: MPEx tech stuff pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/mpex-tech-stuff>; MPEx security breach pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/mpex-security-breach>; MPEx pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.: <http://trilema.com/category/mpex/>
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.041 = 0.287 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 40300 @ 0.001 = 40.3 BTC [-] {3}
thestringpuller: dang son i should have been hustling more MPOE
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.05499993 = 0.165 BTC [+]
pigeons: actually dale changed the spelling of his name to evoke andrew and hope people would think he was related
mircea_popescu: now there's a man who's done his reading.
pigeons: yeah kinda the first "i'm not successful, but i'll teach you how to be successful teching others to be successful" shmuck
pigeons: of the modern age
mircea_popescu: !up pigeons
mircea_popescu: it's kind of sad that out of a continent of such boundless possibilities and such bountiful diversity,
mircea_popescu: what eventually emerged victorious was the abraham lincoln - derpy carnagey construct
mircea_popescu: to the point today's bison inhabiting the great plains don't even know there was a lot more to be, that their great-greatparents failed to be.
pigeons: don't get me started on lincoln
mircea_popescu: tis in the logs i thought
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31150 @ 0.00100199 = 31.212 BTC [+] {2}
dignork: I peeped into puzzlomat access, people using it wrong :( like "trilema guess someword". Should be "trilema guess 1 someword", where 1 is the number of challenge
fluffypony: I did that
fluffypony: worked 100%
fluffypony: I can't figure out enough of 2 to guess anything yet, but I've been busy today
fluffypony: instructions were clear enough though, dignork
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15100 @ 0.00099918 = 15.0876 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 111 @ 0.041 = 4.551 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 15 @ 0.026 = 0.39 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 52 @ 0.02575862 = 1.3394 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 51 @ 0.02558968 = 1.3051 BTC [-] {12}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 67 @ 0.02377611 = 1.593 BTC [-] {15}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 65 @ 0.02030843 = 1.32 BTC [-] {14}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 4 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1256 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 20 @ 0.0175 = 0.35 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 24 @ 0.01531249 = 0.3675 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 1000 @ 0.041 = 41 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 100 @ 0.03139998 = 3.14 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5434 @ 0.00099882 = 5.4276 BTC [-]
BCB: mircea_popescu: what did you do to piss off the Libretards?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 9 @ 0.45910001 = 4.1319 BTC [-] {2}
mircea_popescu: me ?!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 21 @ 0.02245114 = 0.4715 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03139998 = 0.157 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07492285 = 0.4495 BTC [+]
BCB: mircea_popescu: I loved that response!
mircea_popescu: lol k
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03139998 = 0.157 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: wait where?
thestringpuller: i feel uninformed.
thestringpuller: also thx for the msg mircea_popescu i'm really digging this crytogram game :D
thestringpuller: too bad I suck at it
thestringpuller: but hey I love Starcraft and suck at that too
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: the current one is kinda hard i think
mircea_popescu: http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-27388289
assbot: BBC News - EU court backs 'right to be forgotten' in Google case
mircea_popescu: coming soon, "the right to fuck a woman just as hot as your wife"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03139998 = 0.157 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 20 @ 0.07487241 = 1.4974 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: otherwise "the right to be as rich as anyone else" is already well entrenched
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 65 @ 0.04102307 = 2.6665 BTC [+] {3}
mircea_popescu: "the right to opine on things you don't understand" is here, we're pretty much home.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 30841 @ 0.00100384 = 30.9594 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: pigeons by the way, http://friendslibrary.in//storage/images/items/1/6333_Front.jpg
pigeons: ah, not suprised
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 6 @ 0.03139998 = 0.1884 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03139998 = 0.157 BTC [-]
benkay: man i'm getting creeped out
benkay: my imap client keeps complaining about google shuffling certs for imap.gmail.com
thestringpuller: !up Mats_cd03
thestringpuller: using google for mail?
thestringpuller: lol
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.0747996 = 0.1496 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: what do you care, gpg the secrets ignore the rest.
benkay: that's the only solution, yeah.
joecool: for any email that's the only solution
joecool: not just gmail
mircea_popescu: no diff between email and a pastebin
joecool: ^
mircea_popescu: kinda how it's designed to work
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] [PAID] 2.47401111 BTC to 8`711 shares, 28401 satoshi per share
benkay: look i get it, guys.
mircea_popescu: because the snoops snoop anyway see ? and https ain't all it used to be cracked up to be.
mircea_popescu: want links ?
mircea_popescu: :D
thestringpuller: https is a joke
thestringpuller: why does it even exist?
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller some sysadmins long ago went "hmmm, what'd be funnier than getting all these old bozos spelling out http:// ?" "i know, add a letter!"
joecool: otr's a nice system for chat over watched mediums
joecool: can't do rooms with it though
thestringpuller: i don't think it's a big deal for people who grew up with siblings
thestringpuller: people been snooping since before any of us were born
thestringpuller: the spooks are just more advanced no?
thestringpuller: "advanced"
bitcoinpete: http://burisma.com/hunter-biden-joins-the-team-of-burisma-holdings/ <<ukraine gas co gets stars and spangles
assbot: Hunter Biden joins the team of Burisma Holdings | Burisma
mircea_popescu: o so they're going to be able to pay the 3bn after all ?
bitcoinpete: with interest
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 38550 @ 0.0009998 = 38.5423 BTC [-] {3}
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: other than one private sale i seem to recall, were there more than 5m shares of mpoe released after the two ipo tranches?
mircea_popescu: yeah i had been selling some prior to that.
mircea_popescu: float was something like 13% pre that iirc
bitcoinpete: a ok
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 103 @ 0.07300009 = 7.519 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 30 @ 0.07259914 = 2.178 BTC [-] {3}
bitcoinpete: http://www.theguardian.com/environment/earth-insight/2014/may/09/behind-rise-nigeria-boko-haram-climate-disaster-peak-oil-depletion
assbot: Behind the rise of Boko Haram - ecological disaster, oil crisis, spy games | Nafeez Ahmed | Environment | theguardian.com
bitcoinpete: pollution raped me!
mircea_popescu: lol
bitcoinpete: http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/13/french-have-better-sex-limited-to-men
assbot: Of course the French have better sex if our idea of sex is limited to men's ideals | Jessica Valenti | Comment is free | theguardian.com
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.45905 = 1.8362 BTC [-] {2}
bitcoinpete: "We're so accustomed to a male vision of female sexuality, it's hard to imagine what authentic and organic female pleasure would look like."
mircea_popescu: i see your derp and i raise you the following derp :
mircea_popescu: http://pastebin.com/DV9gDkNg
assbot: Amir Taaki @AmirTaaki 8h rawr capitalist! you anti-capitalist! I get called b - Pastebin.com
mircea_popescu: what's the defense ? "that stuff is old"
mircea_popescu: as if idiocy ages or something.
mircea_popescu: next he's going to bitch to the EU about his right to be forgotten.
thestringpuller: DUDE I'M SO FUCKING SICK OF AMIR TAAKI
thestringpuller: can he just crawl in a cave and die
Apocalyptic: what did he do ?
mircea_popescu: pity he wasn't up for bitcoin foundation board tbh
Mats_cd03: mircea_popescu: 'civilian warrior' is pretty apt IMO. I recommend reading some of Prince's book, he is an impressive guy and an American fighting man. I took a second look at a lot of assumptions re: private military contractors in relation to Blackwater
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 can you say something about it that's not vague ?
Apocalyptic: !up Mats_cd03
mircea_popescu: ty.
Apocalyptic: assbot seems to ignore me lately
mircea_popescu: !up Mats_cd03
mircea_popescu: hm.
mircea_popescu: odd
Mats_cd03: His corp has been slandered in the media by enterprising media figures and one clever lawyer
Mats_cd03: And by virtue of his contract with State Dept, couldn't defend his position publicly at all
bitcoinpete: i heard taaki is starting a new borderless foundation for gypsy vagrants called laffeetaaki
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 8 @ 0.041 = 0.328 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: female sexuality: the things they do 'cause we say to do 'em.
Mats_cd03: His corp has never had a principal die under his protection detail, a record untouched by any organization in AFG or IRQ
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 well that's cool, but i don't really read the media.
mircea_popescu: benkay or so they make you think
benkay: hue hue hue
benkay: the things they do 'cause we figured out they want us to tell 'em to do it
benkay: !up blackwhite
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot blackwhite
gribble: WARNING: Currently not authenticated. Trust relationship from user assbot to user blackwhite: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=blackwhite | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=blackwhite | Rated since: never
Apocalyptic: can someone up ozbot while at it ?
benkay: blackwhite: panic in the ranks yet?
benkay: !up ozbot
Mats_cd03: The success of blackwater is a story of the free market triumphing over govt inefficiency, basically.
benkay: -assbot- I don't do bots, benkay.
benkay: Apocalyptic: ^^
Apocalyptic: huh
bitcoinpete: benkay: bot on bot love
benkay: robosexual
mircea_popescu: !up ozbot
mircea_popescu: what happened to ozbot here ?
benkay: o does mircea_popescu have speshul assbot powers?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6350 @ 0.00099931 = 6.3456 BTC [-]
benkay: ELITISTS
Apocalyptic: kako seems to discriminate against bots
benkay: derp
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0245 = 0.1225 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07432717 = 0.223 BTC [+]
Mats_cd03: Blackwater has an unfortunate reputation for being gun thugs and baby killers, but they're just... really good at their jobs
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.024 = 0.144 BTC [-] {3}
mircea_popescu: anyway, seems ozbot got replaced during a downtime
benkay: Jezzz: ?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12509 @ 0.00099931 = 12.5004 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 75 @ 0.02437333 = 1.828 BTC [+] {3}
bitcoinpete: http://www.fastcompany-digital.com/fastcompany/201405?pg=114&utm_content=buffer1b804&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer#pg114
assbot: Fast Company - May 2014
mircea_popescu: !up Apoorman
bitcoinpete: What if brands stepped away from trying to be part of the conversation and made products worthy of being talked about?
mircea_popescu: sooo i just kicked 250 players out of our rift guild
mircea_popescu: people got kinda worried lol
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete heretic.
Apoorman: what is rift?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 19 @ 0.0245 = 0.4655 BTC [+]
Mats_cd03: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=247006320
assbot: Were Blackwater's 'Civilian Warriors' Unfairly Maligned? : NPR
Mats_cd03: an interview with prince
mircea_popescu: uh.
mircea_popescu: i won't have any specifics from you will i.
mircea_popescu: what the fuck does "maligned" mean ?
mircea_popescu: they got cancer ?
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/le_marquis/last-night-a-dj-saved-my-life-lemarquis-remix
assbot: Indeep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life (LeMarquis Remix) by LeMarquis on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
mircea_popescu: Apoorman it's a mmorpg.
fluffypony: yay Mats_cd03 is back with more good music
Mats_cd03: okay okay give me a second here, ive been working off a mobile
Apoorman: when is ministry of games going to be ready ? Its been like 8months
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07430704 = 0.2972 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: maligned = critiqued
Mats_cd03: http://www.washingtonpost.com/world/national-security/new-charges-brought-against-former-blackwater-guards-in-baghdad-shooting/2013/10/17/9307b562-3759-11e3-8a0e-4e2cf80831fc_story.html
assbot: New charges brought against former Blackwater guards in Baghdad shooting - The Washington Post
Mats_cd03: blackwater guards shot up an IRQ square after vehicles followed too closely while blackwater vehicles were stopped; boxed in and blackwater started shooting their way out
bitcoinpete: and blackwater isn't in and of itself a problem, it merely signals that the us is on the decline
Apoorman: the US became jewish
Apoorman: thats what happened.
mircea_popescu: Apoorman depends what you mean by ready. in the sense of "done", hopefgully never. in the sense of playable, it's been released for months.
Apoorman: link to play?
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 charges would seem a legal matter rather than media.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10700 @ 0.00099976 = 10.6974 BTC [+] {2}
Mats_cd03: incidentally... lots of this happened with NATO .mil forces, but its not as good of a story as mercs doin it
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/smg-eulora-v004 is the most recent iirc.
assbot: S.MG - Eulora v0.0.4 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
Apoorman: are other players online
mircea_popescu: how lazy are you ?
Apoorman: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/eulora-004-ss2.jpg
Apoorman: apparently not lazy enough
Mats_cd03: the charges dont matter, because State Dept believes, probably correctly, that Blackwater is the only organization that can keep diplomats and VIPs alive in theatre
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 53 @ 0.03139998 = 1.6642 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 10 @ 0.07428559 = 0.7429 BTC [-]
Mats_cd03: dunno what else there is to be said on the subject
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 that's been rather nonsensical.
mircea_popescu: who asked the state dept anything again ?
mircea_popescu: charges matter irrespective of what governments like or don't like, believe or don't believe.
Apoorman: the US has become completely jewish and disconnected from its original principles
Apoorman: talmudic mentality alive and well
Mats_cd03: what are practical consequences of charges sticking?
Apoorman: every society where jews become dominate goes into structural decline. nothing new to the US
Mats_cd03: some kids get tv time and go away, blackwater is reviled in the press, blackwater's contract gets renewed again
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15941 @ 0.00100075 = 15.953 BTC [+]
benkay: what is talmudic mentality, Apoorman ?
Mats_cd03: no net change
Apoorman: its rabbi speak. changing certain precepts to fit whatever you are trying to achieve.
Apoorman: war in iraq was a war for israel anyone with 2 brain cells knows it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21940 @ 0.00100561 = 22.0631 BTC [+] {2}
Apoorman: main architects were all jewish ie paul wolfowitz.
bitcoinpete: http://www.slate.com/articles/arts/culturebox/2014/05/language_map_what_s_the_most_popular_language_in_your_state.html
assbot: Language map: What’s the most popular language in your state?
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/cookinsoul/2pac-old-school-cookin-soul
assbot: 2Pac - Old School (Cookin Soul Remix) by Cookin Soul on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
bitcoinpete: Apoorman: war in iraq was not just one thing. also oil reserves and keeping military fed
Mats_cd03: a reminder to work on my spanish. where did i leave those pimsleur mp3s?
Apoorman: dude iraq was about making the arabs hate americans.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.03139998 = 0.157 BTC [-]
Apoorman: all for the benefit of israel
Apoorman: oil prices never declined one bit and barely any reserves flooded the US.
mircea_popescu: !down Apoorman
Mats_cd03: are we really replaying a debate that happened ten years ago
mircea_popescu: ok enough derpage for now.
benkay: hue hue hue
bitcoinpete: derping makes ye poor
mircea_popescu: poor but fervent.
mircea_popescu: Mats_cd03 so your argument is basically what, that men reading to shoot doofuses for pay are a good thing ?
mircea_popescu: i don't see a problem. just, what's witgh the brand loyalty. mercs are interchangeable by definition.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 550 @ 0.00100208 = 0.5511 BTC [-]
benkay: but good mercs as with good people of any stripe are not fungible.
mircea_popescu: but good mercs aren't either exactly merks or dumb enough to work for the usg.
mircea_popescu: then again who knows, maybe haliburton can somehow afford to pay enough.
mircea_popescu: no idea how that'd work.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.07461454 = 0.4477 BTC [+]
benkay: !up Mats_cd03
benkay: enough dollars are enough dollars
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 15 @ 0.041 = 0.615 BTC [-]
Mats_cd03: the brand loyalty stems from personal experience
thestringpuller: ;;ident chetty
gribble: Nick 'chetty', with hostmask 'chetty!~chet@unaffiliated/chetty', is identified as user 'chetty', with GPG key id BD7C5558DD9EFA14, key fingerprint AE3A51FA6C038A5B4D3FE80FBD7C5558DD9EFA14, and bitcoin address None
Mats_cd03: ultimately its immaterial
Mats_cd03: i have had the good fortune to see their guys react to contact while on a protection detail
Mats_cd03: they dropped everything except the principal in order to engage the enemy and help troops in contact
Mats_cd03: not just another faceless merc force (tm)
benkay: http://blogs.wsj.com/metropolis/2014/05/13/alec-baldwin-arrested-in-manhattan-for-biking-the-wrong-way/?mod=WSJ_hpp_sections_newyork
assbot: Alec Baldwin Arrested in Manhattan for Disorderly Conduct - Metropolis - WSJ
benkay: "New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign."
Mats_cd03: Little Birds circling while some fucking hajis are putting out indirect fire is an indescribable relief
benkay: helicopters
benkay: what an absurd kludge of engineering.
benkay: useful sometimes i get it
benkay: but at the same time wtf
Mats_cd03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-qjGADMm_g
assbot: Gramatik - Torture (Feat. Eric Krasno) - YouTube
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29000 @ 0.00099777 = 28.9353 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2300 @ 0.00012487 = 0.2872 BTC [-] {2}
Mats_cd03: more electro garbage, avert your clicks benkay
jborkl_: finally got my block data live pulling from my own server, autoupdating using jquery was a bitch
bitcoinpete: benkay: baldwin should gtfo of that hole. dude's done 30 rock so...
benkay: but it's such a shiny hole, bitcoinpete
benkay: and all the shiny people are there
benkay: http://online.wsj.com/news/articles/SB10001424052702303603904579491643733173318?mg=reno64-wsj&url=http%3A%2F%2Fonline.wsj.com%2Farticle%2FSB10001424052702303603904579491643733173318.html
assbot: Exposing the EPA - WSJ.com
benkay: lol farticle
bitcoinpete: benkay: lol when's the last time you were in nyc?
benkay: 2011
Mats_cd03: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPiKKfcjI-4
assbot: Hip-Hop Saved My Life (feat. Nikki Jean) (video) - YouTube
benkay: lived there 2006-2008
benkay: "Unfortunately you can't modify the configuration of an ELB after it is created."
benkay: you're fired, amazon.
Mats_cd03: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NN6GO_MIQEE
assbot: WALLA - Nature (Official Music Video) - YouTube
Mats_cd03: ^ sounds like summer to me
bitcoinpete: benkay: and you had the good sense to leave
mircea_popescu: <benkay> enough dollars are enough dollars << suppose you got enough dollars in a us bank acct. now what ?
Mats_cd03: i slummed it for a year in flushing, queens
Mats_cd03: the chinese food was unbelievable
mircea_popescu: <benkay> "New York City is a mismanaged carnival of stupidity that is desperate for revenue and anxious to criminalize behavior once thought benign." << aye!
bitcoinpete: http://dailyscene.com/bitpay-now-top-funded-bitcoin-startup-after-raising-30-million/
assbot: BitPay Now Top-Funded Bitcoin Startup After Raising $30 Million | DailyScene.comDailyScene.com
mircea_popescu: jborkl_ wd.
bitcoinpete: "There's a new leader in the Bitcoin startup space, at least in terms of funding." << HAHAHAH
mircea_popescu: derp.
mircea_popescu: bitpay is running out of space to burn.
mircea_popescu: and the revenue figures are so awful they've not even released them
benkay: although w/r/t criminalizing common behavior i was charged with both a minor in posession and public drunkenness. a few months later i got a letter saying the cop hadn't showed for the trial and so charges had been dismissed.
Mats_cd03: lol
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/jeremyhills/radiohead-everything-in-its
assbot: Radiohead - Everything in its right place (Jeremy Hills end of the world remix) by Jeremy Hills on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
bitcoinpete: https://twitter.com/bitcoinpete/status/466267933149106177
assbot: Top-funded #bitcoin startup is now /BitPay http://t.co/EvndDUI950
pankkake: oh god Maia Mazaurette
pankkake: shitty blogger turned "journalist"
Mats_cd03: fluffypony: didnt spot that last message, glad you like it
mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Mircea_Popescu/status/466268371684982784
assbot: /sfiegerman Suppose you try that research thing next time ? MPEx is valued /772500 BTC. And has been, for a year. http://t.co/luJbV9SZ8s
mircea_popescu: harsh enough ?
Mats_cd03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uB_zi69GQFg
assbot: Lay Me Down - The Oh Hello's - YouTube
FabianB: does MPEx still count as startup? :)
mike_c: yes
mircea_popescu: it's not been acquired yet, has it.
FabianB: true
Mats_cd03: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8PZ9ECVOaI
assbot: The Colourist - Yes Yes - YouTube
mike_c: classic late-stage startup now. although it got there quicker than most :)
bitcoinpete: mircea_popescu: not nearly harsh enough
mircea_popescu: yea well, what can i say, im a softie.
bitcoinpete: https://www.bitpremier.com/items/view/476 <<300 btc for a signed apple 128k. yikes
assbot: BitPremier — The Very First Apple Macintosh model: 128K
mircea_popescu: mike_c thing is, unlike most any entrepreneurial kid, i'm not here to sell out. i'm hire to stomp the entire fucking vc tower of derp.
mircea_popescu: and other things.
mike_c: although, most of the kids that are there to sell out don't make it to late stage. a decent amount of the ones that do make it to late stage are the ones who have loftier goals (often world domination)
mircea_popescu: i will say tho my goal isn't world domination.
mircea_popescu: my goal is merely the utter destruction of the present world.
mike_c: that's zuckerbergs.
benkay: BURN IT ALL
mike_c: (world dom)
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: how much destruction? back to 0?
mircea_popescu: srsly. i don't mean to control. i merely mean to ruin.
chetty: all the much vaunted 'journalists' do is regurgitate press releases.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller back to pre-us.
mircea_popescu: !up jespern
mircea_popescu: !up Jezzz
mircea_popescu: damned tab
Jezzz: heh
Jezzz: ozbot can't talk here either
mircea_popescu: Jezzz ozbot was down one day, then kakobrekla coded the title parser into assbot, then it became spammy
Jezzz: *shrug*
Jezzz: i can remove him then I suppose
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: you may find this quote from my piano teacher interesting "The interesting thing about Obama is when he takes control of a bankrupt country and keeps it running. In any other place in the world the country would shut down and start over. So no one has any idea what he actually does."
mircea_popescu: Jezzz he can stay, that way when assbot is down i can elbow kako :D
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller not so sure that has much to do with obama tho.
mircea_popescu: seems a very organic problem. in any sane country, once a family is bankrupt the man will send the bill collectors packing, the wife and her daughters to work the streets, and the boys out into the world.
mircea_popescu: in the us tho, they just keep buying new couches while carefully avoiding the subject.
mircea_popescu: it;s insanity.
thestringpuller: exactly!
mike_c: !up Mats_cd03 despite the radiohead link
Mats_cd03: heh. not a fan of the mix or radiohead?
mike_c: surprisingly i liked the mix. not a radiohead fan
chetty: I don't think they are buying new couches anymore, now they just rearrange the deck chairs
mircea_popescu: soon to be the deck chair
Mats_cd03: i'm curious to see how this collapse plays out in earnest
mircea_popescu: makes two of us
mircea_popescu: course it's really legion of us, but anyway
Mats_cd03: his name is robert paulson
chetty: I won't even look if they will just get on with it
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 16 @ 0.45046251 = 7.2074 BTC [-] {6}
Mats_cd03: i am surprised the us has made it this long with so much debt
mircea_popescu: tech boom.
mircea_popescu: that's the really surprising part here. it's fucking unbelievable that the moore law held,
mircea_popescu: and that all the shit happened in such a close succession
Mats_cd03: didnt that stop being true two years ago
mircea_popescu: kinda same time the us stopped making it, you notice ?
Mats_cd03: i had some refreshingly (funny) insight the other day
Mats_cd03: a friend suggested, why does the universe have to start somewhere?
Mats_cd03: its human to think all things have origins
Mats_cd03: same friend said, well they can just keep upping the debt limit and its all good
Mats_cd03: (in another conversation) i laughed
thestringpuller: eigenvalues are so fucking cool
thestringpuller: math is so fucking cool
thestringpuller: why the fuck do people hate math
thestringpuller: fucking americans
mike_c: because theoretical science isn't as fun as engineering.
danielpbarron likes math v.much
thestringpuller: engineering requires math
thestringpuller: you gonna build a bridge and not know how to count?
thestringpuller: da fuq is dis shit
mike_c: indeed. it requires many annoying things.
mircea_popescu: lol
danielpbarron: engineers fudge numbers; mathematicians give absolutely precise answers
benkay: jesus + math
benkay: christ a wildcard ssl cert is 2 grand
mike_c: gtfo
mike_c: where?
benkay: symantec
benkay: i'm clearly in the wrong biz
benkay: mike_c: who do you use?
mike_c: http://ssl.comodo.com/wildcard-ssl-certificates.php << $335 / year
assbot: Save money with Wildcard SSL Certificate from Comodo
benkay: http://www.register.com/product/security-sslcertificates/wildcard.rcmx
assbot: Wildcard SSL Certificate (Unlimited Subdomains) - Digital SSL Certificates for your Website
benkay: ^^ 245
Mats_cd03: good news for spacex http://uk.reuters.com/article/2014/05/13/uk-ukraine-crisis-russia-usa-idUKKBN0DT18L20140513
assbot: Russia targets space projects in response to U.S. high-tech sanctions| Reuters
fluffypony: wildcard certs are so pricey
fluffypony: but
fluffypony: https://www.ssls.com/comodo-ssl-certificates/essentialssl-wilcard.html
assbot: Comodo EssentialSSL Wildcard Certificates from $89.99/yr
fluffypony: $90/year
fluffypony: (or $99/year if you only take it for 1 year)
benkay: yeah that's a far better deal
benkay: once again, reaping the benefits of -assests.
fluffypony: yep
fluffypony: oh and ssls.com is NameCheap
fluffypony: part of the same group
fluffypony: but without the shitty "enhances" interface
fluffypony: *enhanced
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.073025 = 0.2921 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.041 = 0.246 BTC [-]
benkay: namecheap has 'em at 85 for five years
benkay: what a goddamn racket.
mike_c: but you need the underbody wash with your ssl cert. that's extra.
fluffypony: hah hah
benkay: herr mircea_popescu how do we fix this certificate authority crap
fluffypony: does it come with a spoiler?
pankkake: try CACert. though even Debian removed them :/
mike_c: i thought the browsers don't like cacert?
pankkake: yeah. some linux distros (used to) ship it
pankkake: http://web.monkeysphere.info/ for something that would be better. or namecoin
assbot: The Monkeysphere Project
fluffypony: pankkake! bonsoir!
pankkake: coucou
mircea_popescu: benkay Naphex was working at it, but he's too lazy to specify
mircea_popescu: much rather would watch adsense traffic reports all day long
Mats_cd03: https://soundcloud.com/c2cdjs/down-the-road
assbot: Down The Road by C2C on SoundCloud - Hear the worlds sounds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.07300008 = 1.606 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 5 @ 0.041 = 0.205 BTC [-]
benkay: what was naphex' approach again?
benkay: something in the dns record?
pankkake: but how do you securely transmit the DNS record? back to square one
pankkake: though even dnssec would be better than the current situation
mircea_popescu: pankkake you sign your own dns record in the comments field
mircea_popescu: hey pastebin afficionados : is this cool ? http://0bin.net/
assbot: 0bin - encrypted pastebin
pankkake: if you trust the javascript. though I plan to have a thing to do it in CLI
joecool: i always used this one http://sebsauvage.net/paste/
assbot: ZeroBin
joecool: for burn after reading stuff
mike_c: ;;ident Mats_cd03
gribble: Nick 'Mats_cd03', with hostmask 'Mats_cd03!sid23029@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-hzvjztfvgzwtqoxz', is not identified.
mike_c: !up Mats_cd03 cmon, get the gribble.
danielpbarron: when I want an encrypted pastebin, i just encrypt with gpg --armor before posting
artifexd: benkay: You have said "ratm" a couple times. What does that mean? The best google returns is a reference to the Rage Against The Machine band.
danielpbarron: !up kdomanski
pankkake: artifexd: reverse ass to mouth?
joecool: danielpbarron: yes that works fine with people who use gpg, unfortunately they are still in the distant minority
mike_c: artifexd: that's what he's referring to.
danielpbarron: kdomanski, welcome to the Bitcoin community that's actually worth listening to
artifexd: aok
kdomanski: danielpbarron: isn't that what everyone calls themselves? ;]
pankkake: kdomanski: https://pankkake.headfucking.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/WeTakeOurselvesVerySeriously.jpg
pankkake: or remove https if you don't want the cert warning. oops
pankkake: I only force it for me
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 3 @ 0.07298148 = 0.2189 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 3 @ 0.041 = 0.123 BTC [-]
chetty: lmao, Antarctica is melting, how much energy would that actually take?
mike_c: 1.21 jigawatts
TheNewDeal: ^
TheNewDeal: one point twenty one
kdomanski: huh
mike_c: although that is power, not energy.
mircea_popescu: <kdomanski> danielpbarron: isn't that what everyone calls themselves? ;] << good point.
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron so who's k domanski ?
danielpbarron: mircea_popescu, someone from #darkwallet
danielpbarron: I plugged this channel in there, and I guess he's interested
mircea_popescu: mike_c we took it to mean jigawatts*twoweek, obivously.
mircea_popescu: darkwallet being the thing taaki's currently hanging on to or am i confusing them
kdomanski: mircea_popescu: correct
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9450 @ 0.00100208 = 9.4697 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: so welcome.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 220 @ 0.041 = 9.02 BTC [-]
kdomanski: pankkake: I love the blog
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [ALC] 1 @ 0.138 BTC [+]
benkay: http://theumlaut.com/2014/05/12/the-morality-of-futility/
assbot: The Morality of Futility | The mlaut
mircea_popescu: "That means that if someone is really passionate about solving global hunger, it might be most helpful for them to start this effort in their neighborhood instead of focusing overseas. "
mircea_popescu: such derp. somebody claims a passion for solving "world hunger" specifically because they have internalised being a failure at anything whatsoever,
mircea_popescu: and so prefer to focus on "problems" that are safely distant and conveniently untouchable by them.
mircea_popescu: if they could do anything even remotely useful at all, they;d be there doing it. like, probably dating and getting drunk with their friends, as higher marginal utility activities than "solving hunger in this one block"
kdomanski: I think you just solved the mystery of my procrastination in the face of the necessity to write my thesis -.-'
danielpbarron: is it safe to buy equipment on ebay that I intend to use for crypto?
danielpbarron: or should I stick to getting stuff only directly from manufacturers
mircea_popescu: danielpbarron like what equipment ? a used laptop ?
danielpbarron: 3821 USB Pinpad
danielpbarron: for an OpenPGP smart card
mircea_popescu: who's to know at this point. i'd have trouble trusting either
danielpbarron: yeh, hrm; I hopefully won't need it for long: I'm really eager to get my hands on a cardano
mircea_popescu: benkay is that umlaut thing the venue nell works at ?
chetty: don{t get anything for crypto that gets shipped - buy local off the shelf, random. (imho)
mircea_popescu: ye hear ascii ?
mircea_popescu: yeah, if you have a shelf where you live, may be better.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 23837 @ 0.00100036 = 23.8456 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.041 = 0.164 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 10 @ 0.041 = 0.41 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12522 @ 0.00100318 = 12.5618 BTC [+]
benkay: mircea_popescu: one of 'em.
benkay: ;;gettrust assbot Mats_cd03
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask Mats_cd03!sid23029@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-hzvjztfvgzwtqoxz. Trust relationship from user assbot to user Mats_cd03: Level 1: 0, Level 2: 0 via 0 connections. Graph: http://b-otc.com/stg?source=assbot&dest=Mats_cd03 | WoT data: http://b-otc.com/vrd?nick=Mats_cd03 | Rated since: never
benkay: ;;ident Mats_cd03
gribble: Nick 'Mats_cd03', with hostmask 'Mats_cd03!sid23029@gateway/web/irccloud.com/x-hzvjztfvgzwtqoxz', is identified as user 'Mats_cd03', with GPG key id 4743200292A09ACD, key fingerprint E6B855DAAF0F95E1628196BD4743200292A09ACD, and bitcoin address None
benkay: ;;rate Mats_cd03 1 dj
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Mats_cd03 has been recorded.
thestringpuller: ::rate Mats_cd03 -1 listens to radiohead
thestringpuller: jkjkjk
thestringpuller: ;;lasers
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2014/in-which-we-read-adam-gurri/
assbot: In which we read Adam Gurri pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
gribble: ┌━ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ ┄ *pew!* *pew!* *pew!*
mircea_popescu: see what you've done benkay ?
benkay: a trilema is me
mike_c: ;;rate Mats_cd03 1 helped me with some dev stuff
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user Mats_cd03 has been recorded.
Mats_cd03: ;;rate benkay 1 web derpveloper
gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user benkay has been recorded.
mircea_popescu: haha
thestringpuller: mike_c: what's teh action?
mike_c: thestringpuller: we are not connecting on jargon :) what action? hot bitbets?
thestringpuller: any action yo!
thestringpuller: where da money at
thestringpuller: where da work at?
Mats_cd03: this difficulty bet is interesting
mircea_popescu: i think he's trying to get hired.
benkay: derpveloper.
mike_c: well, there is some interesting hedging to be done between: http://bitbet.us/bet/796/an-eastern-conference-team-will-win-the-nba/ and http://bitbet.us/bet/842/spurs-to-win-2014-nba-finals/
assbot: BitBet - An Eastern Conference team will win the NBA Finals :: 0.97 B (48%) on Yes, 1.06 B (52%) on No | closing in 2 weeks 3 days | weight: 92`589 (100`000 to 90`000)
assbot: BitBet - Spurs to win 2014 NBA Finals :: 0.64 B (48%) on Yes, 0.68 B (52%) on No | closing in 3 weeks 1 day| weight: 79`853 (100`000 to 1`000)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29200 @ 0.00100351 = 29.3025 BTC [+] {3}
mike_c: but you got to get in quick while spurs bet still has reasonable weight.
mike_c: also, i think X.IDIFF.SEP is going to be fun. put in some early bids/asks and get a good price.
mike_c: then hedge on bitbet or cex.io
mircea_popescu: !up napedia
thestringpuller: mike_c: aren't you not supposed to hedge with a prediction market?
thestringpuller: i thought prediction markets were just toys
mike_c: bitbet? it can be useful for hedging if used correctly.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 24 @ 0.041 = 0.984 BTC [-]
davout: andreas gets mad when reminded that cloudflare == derpage : https://twitter.com/aantonop/status/466289061989474304
assbot: WARNING: Do not provide your blockchain credentials to any unauthorized apps. There is no official iOS Blockchain app. Such apps are fake
thestringpuller: mike_c: is it okay if I comment on your article with more maths about betting boths sides of bitbet?
mike_c: of course!
mike_c: thestringpuller: example: http://bitbet.us/bet/519/btc-network-difficulty-to-top-1b-before-2014/#b1
assbot: BitBet - BTC network difficulty to top 1B before 2014 :: 619.37 B (89%) on Yes, 74.04 B (11%) on No | closed 4 months 3 weeks ago
mike_c: made 88% roi despite late surge of bettors on yes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 29400 @ 0.00100034 = 29.41 BTC [-] {2}
mike_c: %t
atcbot: [X-BT] Bid: 220 Ask: 237 Last Price: 220 24h-Vol: 0k High: 220 Low: 220 VWAP: 220
TheNewDeal: mike_c those were some big bets
mike_c: TheNewDeal: yeah, it was a fun bet
mike_c: ThickAsThieves got killed :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 9 @ 0.041 = 0.369 BTC [-]
TheNewDeal: 55 on no?
mike_c: something like that. it's in the logs.
TheNewDeal: you interested in http://bitbet.us/bet/677/bitcoin-network-difficulty-14bn-on-bastille-day/ at all?
assbot: BitBet - Bitcoin network difficulty > 14Bn on Bastille day :: 30.09 B (76%) on Yes, 9.38 B (24%) on No | closing in 1 month 1 day| weight: 18`082 (100`000 to 1)
thestringpuller: yes yes he did
thestringpuller: and was mad at the other side
mike_c: not financially. i prefer to bet on diff with IDIFF.
mike_c: which is now possible finally.
thestringpuller: what's IDIFF?
benkay: why was it not possible before?
mike_c: benkay: because it kept blowing through the 2.9x cap
mike_c: thestringpuller: X.IDIFF on mpex
thestringpuller: oh
thestringpuller: yea
thestringpuller: if miners weren't so sketchy
thestringpuller: IDIFF would have a lot more volume
mike_c: well, really it has had more to with the fact that IDIFF can't go up by more than 2.9x per period and difficulty was going up much faster.
mike_c: so nobody in their right mind would sell it.
mike_c: i think a couple hundred btc worth went this period, and next period should be better.
mike_c: but who knows, still lots of hash coming out
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 45562 @ 0.00099874 = 45.5046 BTC [-] {6}
davout: mircea_popescu: "(look at nick AND ip, too.)" <<< what about folks on webchat?
chetty: https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/466277726719332352/photo/1
assbot: Snowden docs: Photos show NSA agents intercepting packages, implanting spy hardware - http://t.co/Taz0CoBeWv
danielpbarron: chetty, what's your twitter handle?
mod6: forward soviet!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 37 @ 0.00634001 = 0.2346 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: davout well ip is part of their hostmask
danielpbarron: i retweeted that one; interesting how that pops up right after shipping equipment was discussed in here
davout: !up mary_poppins
mary_poppins: mircea_popescu: yep, you're right :D
mod6: wtf where's my spoon full of sugar
danielpbarron: chetty, nm; I think i figured out who you are. (adding you to my bitcoin-assets twitter list)
fluffypony: mod6: it makes the medicine go down, right?
mod6: fo sheezy
thestringpuller: most if not all my tweets are non-bitcion related
thestringpuller: i just like to rant and rave like a fouled mouth american who is going senile
danielpbarron: thestringpuller, am I following you?
thestringpuller: no
danielpbarron: it doesn't matter if a user doesn't talk about bitcoin; it's a good indicator that they make interesting content if they chat in here though
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.07200001 = 0.288 BTC [-] {3}
chetty: danielpbarron, I don't tweet much, but I do retweet
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 7 @ 0.041 = 0.287 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: chetty is a ghost
thestringpuller: <.<;;
fluffypony: needs moar ascii art, thestringpuller
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0240111 = 0.1201 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_model_s
assbot: What it's like to own a Tesla Model S - A cartoonist's review of his magical space car - The Oatmeal
fluffypony: davout: around?
bitcoinpete: batteries buying comic strips
davout: fluffypony: yes
fluffypony: davout: someone else on IRC says that they can post on btctalk no problem, but when they try PM it has that "last post from your IP was less than 360 seconds ago" message
fluffypony: PMs only, public posts are fine
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 67 @ 0.0240111 = 1.6087 BTC [-]
fluffypony: they live alone, no Opera off-road mode, no VPN, no proxy, no TOR
fluffypony: any idea what could cause that?
davout: fluffypony: you seem to be mistaken about my role on btctalk, i'm merely a glorified janitor for the french section
fluffypony: davout I know
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 40 @ 0.03139998 = 1.256 BTC [-]
fluffypony: but I figured you'd know more than I, I've exhausted my help for the guy
davout: maybe you can't PM as a noob
fluffypony has no idea
davout: to avoid PM spam or whatever
fluffypony: could be
danielpbarron: fluffypony, I get that all the time; it also won't let me update my trust ratings when that happens
fluffypony: danielpbarron: and also definitely not on a shared connection etc. etc. ?
davout: fluffypony: if your friend has less than 50 posts i can ban him, that'll solve his problem, in some way
davout: :D
fluffypony: hah hah
fluffypony: not a friend, just someone in another room
danielpbarron: fluffypony, not shared with anyone else who would use that site
fluffypony: if it was a friend I would be all for banning them :-P
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 15 @ 0.03139998 = 0.471 BTC [-]
fluffypony: danielpbarron: maybe post activity - his posts are also lowish like yours - https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?action=profile;u=328586
assbot: View the profile of Spollie
thestringpuller: !bait
thestringpuller: fine assbot
thestringpuller: ;;echo .bait
gribble: .bait
danielpbarron: fluffypony, that's what I assumed; I guess it'll always be like that for me (I haven't looked at that site in weeks i think)
thestringpuller: ozbot stop being lame
fluffypony: omw no bait
fluffypony: manual bait coming up
fluffypony: http://s15.motherlessmedia.com/dev272/0/563/030/0563030540.jpg
assbot: Error 403
fluffypony: well whatever assbot
bitcoinpete: .d
bitcoinpete: ...
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: all the bots are gone
fluffypony: except assbot
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: hmm
mircea_popescu: who's mary poppins ?!
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: old movie
fluffypony: with Julie Andrews
davout: mircea_popescu: she has this botomless bag
fluffypony loves old musicals
davout: i fucking love mary poppins
fluffypony: davout: me too
fluffypony: davout: in English or French tho?
davout: after watching it with my daughter it was the first time ever she wanted to spontaneously go clean up her room
fluffypony: LOL!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.0238023 = 0.119 BTC [-] {4}
davout: can't remember, if i was watching it with her it was prolly in french
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 6 @ 0.0235 = 0.141 BTC [-] {2}
fluffypony: ah nice
fluffypony: when the Bank of England stands! England stands!
fluffypony: and when the Bank of England falls! England Falls!
fluffypony: </mary_poppins_quotes>
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: aaaand now I want to buy a Tesla. thanks.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.SELL] 5 @ 0.023 = 0.115 BTC [-]
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: lol i had that phase too. it passes
bitcoinpete: though there are a ton of them out this summer
bitcoinpete: our little city has jumped on the bandwagon
bitcoinpete: when the nearest dealer/service centre is 1000km away
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03139998 = 0.2512 BTC [-]
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: well no charging stations here
fluffypony: but definitely interesting tech when they come
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 38 @ 0.00649341 = 0.2467 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 6 @ 0.041 = 0.246 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: fluffypony your manual bait is meh.
mircea_popescu: and obv i mean the noob thaty highlighted me, not the cultural referewnce
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.469 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: actually i take that back. she's cute.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 39635 @ 0.00099492 = 39.4337 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: bitcoinpete these people with their largest corp/largest event/largest urmom ass are funny.
mircea_popescu: maybe later this year someone also does the first sale of a bitcoin corp stock, and then it'll be even.
bitcoinpete: for the first time in their lives, they just need to use "in the us" after everything
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 5 @ 0.0313997 = 0.157 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [RENT] 43 @ 0.00623166 = 0.268 BTC [-] {3}
davout: mircea_popescu: can we discuss the "lock your account down by zeroing it" ?
davout: looks like the X.EUR bot locked itself out my mpex account again
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16316 @ 0.00099953 = 16.3083 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: davout sure.
davout: last time this happened the idea was "let's ask people if it's of use to anyone"
davout: so i'm asking, is anyone with a mpex account relying on this functionality for anything?
jurov: <mike_c> so nobody in their right mind would sell it. << you mean buy, there were sells above max :)
mike_c: jurov: well, yes :) sell below the cap.
davout: to summarize, if for any reason your BTC balance gets to zero your account gets locked
jborkl_: got all my loading placeholders replaced with variables- no visible loading to end user :)
jurov: davout its biggest use case is to catch derpy bots
jurov: or maybe mpex uses it to prevent numeric overflow.. would explain why overflow happened so far on asset balances only
fluffypony: so then are you supposed to keep a bare minimum balance in the account?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16700 @ 0.00099455 = 16.609 BTC [-] {2}
davout: fluffypony: currently yes
jurov: fluffypony: if you want to keep trading yes
davout: jurov: why is a bot that uses all available resources be considered as derpy ?
mircea_popescu: jurov i think that's more a matter of, whether you buy or sell, you buy or sel la number of shares, not a qty of cash.
fluffypony looks at his broker to make sure he has a minimum balance
bitcoinpete: fluffypony: lol
mircea_popescu: davout in general, it's a bad idea to execute unspecified actions.
jurov: i'm just in trollish mood
mircea_popescu: this is not a problem in most cases, but in high security applications it's good practice to never do it.
davout: jurov: :-)
fluffypony: bitcoinpete: one of many things I don't need to worry about and jurov does :)
bitcoinpete: right?!
bitcoinpete: jurov's a gem
jurov: but yes, not a bad precaution to always keep one satoshi there
davout: mircea_popescu: sure, i could add a check, but imo a RAND() quantity would count as unspecified, not a X where X may or may not be larger than my available cash
mircea_popescu: that seems purely arbitrary.
jurov: davout s your bot does not know what balance it has?
jurov: that's def derpy
davout: because the behaviour expected would be to execute the order up to the available resources, which incidentally happens for all other assets, *except* CxBTC, which is purely arbitrary too :-)
mircea_popescu: well even the x is arbitrary.
davout: jurov: sure it does
FabianB: ;;ticker --currency eur --last
gribble: 319.937022
davout: let me phrase the question a different way, "is it really desirable that it's not possible to put all your BTC in bids without locking your account down?"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B.MINE] 8 @ 0.03101695 = 0.2481 BTC [-] {4}
mircea_popescu: seems the question you're trying to ask is more like,
mircea_popescu: "is it really desirable that i don't actually calculate what i want to buy before i place an order ?"
davout: the answer to this question is "i want to use whatever resources are available to populate the X.EUR order book"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 2 @ 0.072 = 0.144 BTC [-]
jurov: is it such a big problem to subtract 1 satoshi from these resources?
mircea_popescu: so then held.eur/my.price
jurov: subtract/set aside
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SCRYPT] 4 @ 0.041 = 0.164 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: !up Lee-
davout: yea, that's perfectly possible
davout: but i was under the impression you'd consider removing this feature if nobody was using it
davout: jurov: so far the bot actually checks asset balances and changes the order of canceling and placing orders if there are not enough assets to continuously keep orders on the book
davout: (versus cancel, and *then* replace orders, which would leave some times with no bid/ask)
mircea_popescu: davout yes, but consider has this wide timespan in my understanding.
davout: ok
davout: so i'll just post orders up to (BTC balance - 1 satoshi) for bids
davout: i'm not sure, when the account is locked can i cancel orders ? i seem to recall that the answer is no, amirite?
jurov: mircea_popescu: lock also locks pushes from the account?
mircea_popescu: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bni-JsgIQAE0zQO.png check that shit out
bitcoinpete: chicago doesn't have a reputation of corruption for nothin
bitcoinpete: and it's hard to imagine the lines in detroit are that long
mircea_popescu: jurov afaik no, but i'll have this dblckeched
FabianB: davout: is the lowest x.eur ask yours?
jurov: that would improve cold storage security.. any (leaked) push requests would fail until you deposit something
mircea_popescu: jurov tbh the locking acct feature is a leftover that i'd rather take out than expand
mircea_popescu: it doesn't REALLY make all that much sense.
davout: FabianB: X.EUR : S1`500 @ 0.00317048BTC
jurov: i'm not using it anyway
FabianB: ic
mircea_popescu: $b x.eur
mircea_popescu: $depth x.eur
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: X.EUR Bids: ['309 @ 0.00310023', '214 @ 0.0030999', '101 @ 0.00309875', '1500 @ 0.00307881', '2400 @ 0.0019005']
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: Asks: ['174 @ 0.00310046', '331 @ 0.00310304', '309 @ 0.00310354', '154 @ 0.00310467', '125 @ 0.00312483']
mircea_popescu: it's quite narrowly populated this thing
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 0.00310046/0.00310023
gribble: 1.00007418804
mircea_popescu: o.O
Apocalyptic: dat spread
fluffypony: Apocalyptic: that's what HE said
Apocalyptic: heh
mircea_popescu: someone broke twitter.
bitcoinpete: ya the links seem buggered
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00099777 = 9.379 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: http://www.qrk.cc/
assbot: Quark - Money reinvented by the people ( QuarkCoin QRK )
mircea_popescu: o look! the first altcoin
mircea_popescu: no sorry i mean the biggest cryptocurrency
mircea_popescu: https://quarkfoundation.cc/
mircea_popescu: "Quark is a decentralized crypto-currency that allows for the most fast and secure transactions in the world."
davout: mircea_popescu: can you buy pencils or a yard rake?
mircea_popescu: no, but soon it will be the first cryptoaltcurrency to offer pencils and yard raking.
mircea_popescu: i'm kinda rooting for Derp, the most fast and largest biggest secure herpurrency in the world.
mircea_popescu: well, "world". in the quantiverse.
fluffypony: Derp would never work
fluffypony: it doesn't have the word "coin" in the name
fluffypony: or a round logo that looks like a coin
Apocalyptic: derpcoin comes naturally from that
mircea_popescu: maybe derpit ?
Apocalyptic: not that it's a good name
fluffypony: BitDerp
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16450 @ 0.00099943 = 16.4406 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: derbit
mircea_popescu: except with the b rotated see
fluffypony: Derdit?
fluffypony: Derpit?
mircea_popescu: herr bit!
mircea_popescu: der pit.
fluffypony: much confuse wow such currency naming exercise so language
mircea_popescu: we laugh, but i've had the occasion to see first hand people who, on account of all the time they spend devoid of human contact, actually speak like that.
fluffypony: :/
fluffypony: I have to break my brain to conform to that, it's worse than trying to talk like Yoda
mircea_popescu: it's the retarded child of a 90s cali valley girl with a
mircea_popescu: hm
davout: BingoBoingo seemed to have some skill to speak the dotcoin language
mircea_popescu: with a box of kellogg's cornflakes.
fluffypony: davout: BingoBoingo speaks dotcoin?
fluffypony: should we call him BingoBourse from now on?
mircea_popescu: well... he drinks.
davout: he does, quite brilliantly
davout: LOL both of you
jurov: irllol
fluffypony: 1 bottle of wine + 2nd whisky
mircea_popescu: lightweight.
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=602950.msg6714086#msg6714086
assbot: New Shares on Bitcoin Bourse "TXT"
davout: fluffypony: faggot
mircea_popescu: i'm on my 198th chocolate truffle with a rum center.
fluffypony: davout:)
davout: mircea_popescu: i'll bring you a box of "mon chéri" next time
davout: pankkake and Apocalyptic would know these
mircea_popescu: meh supermarket chocolates
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 32102 @ 0.00100258 = 32.1848 BTC [+] {4}
davout: ethanol, who fucking cares
mircea_popescu: it has to be made by hand in darkness and hidrated with virgin tears!
fluffypony: crazy
fluffypony: XXXProfit is not only still around
fluffypony: but paying dividends
davout: fluffypony: i'm excited about the bitcoin-central ticker IPO on bourse too
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=602950.msg6694108#msg6694108
assbot: New Shares on Bitcoin Bourse "TXT"
fluffypony: davout: can't wait
mircea_popescu: ok that thread was hysterical.
davout: seriously, send BingoBoingo a bottle of something and invite dotcoin back, i have a stock of popcorn
fluffypony: can I buy him something online with Bitcoin?
mircea_popescu: no
fluffypony: well that complicates my life
mircea_popescu: only with farq, the first largest cryptoboink
fluffypony: OH
fluffypony: or QurafMajKoin
fluffypony: CPU only
fluffypony: No IPO
fluffypony: No Premine
fluffypony: FAIR LAUNCH
mircea_popescu: "only slightly premined"
fluffypony: Exchange and auction site at launch because we have mediocre PHP skills!
mircea_popescu: but wait, there's more! with every purchase you're entitled to one, slightly used, sliughtly worn, slightly slutty
mircea_popescu: WIFE
mircea_popescu: for no extra charge
fluffypony: LOL
mircea_popescu: (divorce proceedings charged separately)
fluffypony: you heard about the NFD thing, right?
mircea_popescu: no ?
fluffypony: this altcoin does an IPO
fluffypony: and they have an escrow
fluffypony: so it's a "safe" IPO
mircea_popescu: how's that work ?
fluffypony: then they shut down and disappear and so sad been hacked
fluffypony: except
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=540017.0
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fluffypony: that's from March 27
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=580537.0
assbot: [Wallets Stolen By Hackers][We're Sorry][Contact Anon136 For Escrow]
mircea_popescu: "presumably due to our high profile"
mircea_popescu: o ic.
fluffypony: that's the new one that "shut down" two days ago
fluffypony: they're so lazy they're reusing their "we got hacked" message
mircea_popescu: ahahahaah
mircea_popescu: gotta keep the margins down.
fluffypony: yeah
mod6: omg
mircea_popescu: i tell you, the forum is headed to this fucktards and spam scripts bright future
mod6: lol
jurov: Our code has been dismantled << hows that a bad thing?
mircea_popescu: sorta like the foundation.
mircea_popescu: jurov no but they mean, if the code were good.
fluffypony: jurov: I still can't understand what that means
davout: 'Cryptocurrency will live on, but it's time for us to die.'
mircea_popescu: fluffypony like if your code was on a mantlepiece, right ?
chetty: bits and bytes scattered on the floor?
mircea_popescu: (because of its high profile)
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: that's what I figured
mircea_popescu: and then it fell off.
fluffypony: and then you dismantled it
mircea_popescu: "Our code has been dismantled, our hope has been crushed, and your coins are gone."
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mircea_popescu: !b 1 ✂︎
fluffypony: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=580537.msg6660935#msg6660935 - they pimped that IPO until 30 mins before it "closed"
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fluffypony: and then straight after that it was "stolen"
fluffypony: but re-using the "we got hacked" message is just lazy
mircea_popescu: so much lulz
fluffypony: I remember when scammers used to fake having an ASIC
fluffypony: nowadays they just have to announce a "fair launch" altcoin IPO
fluffypony: no need to fake your ASIC video demo any longer
mircea_popescu: "If you don't believe you can always use Anon escrow service. I think NFD-Coin is doing a good job with this IPO. but its better to pay a small escrow fee and be safe than sorry in my opinion."
mircea_popescu: clearly the opinions of nobody on the internet matter a lot.
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: sucks when the escrow *is* the scammer
fluffypony: and they re-use the scammer a month later
fluffypony: how does nobody notice this shit?
mircea_popescu: 55 pages, that thing
davout: fluffypony: do you actually care?
mircea_popescu: it's merged with reddit.
fluffypony: davout: morbid fascination
chetty: who,e new crop of idjuits each new moth ya know
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fluffypony: I think chetty has it right
jurov: what would change if anyone noticed?
fluffypony: there's enough churn that they can run the same scam
fluffypony: jurov: well...uh...errrm...
fluffypony has nothing
fluffypony: the mods would do nothing, the community would shout either way and nobody would care
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mircea_popescu: "Of course it wasnt hackers. Before that claim was made, there was a password protected "beta test wallet" that was released. Only they had the passwords and there was no announcement of any hacking when teh password was revealed. It was later found that the zip contained nothing but a useless exe file that did nothing. This exe was put there intentionally by teh ones who had the password. The password was revealed by
mircea_popescu: the "dev", so the question of a "hacker" in between does not arise there."
mircea_popescu: the great and wise forumtards could not hack through the password "dev"
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davout: i mean, after all, these scams serve the purpose of educating noobs by pain to a certain extent
mircea_popescu: nah.
mircea_popescu: if the forum were run by mpoe-pr, then it'd serve the purpose to educate.
mircea_popescu: as it is, it simply moves some pizzas from idiot us people to famished third worlders, and persuades even more us idiots that "crypto = scam"
fluffypony: davout: this is beyond education, though
mircea_popescu: pain without humiliation does not work as an educative device.
chetty: oh, so O's redistribution is at work
mircea_popescu: chetty man of his time.
davout: well then it still serves the purpose to reditribute food efficiently
davout: :D
mircea_popescu: mhm
mircea_popescu: scammers are doing more to end world hunger (and also break up idiotic sexual hang-ups in the 3rd world) than all western charities 100x over
davout: instead of being metabolized as fat it gets metabolized into energy for third worlders
davout: so in essence, it's a good thing mpoe-pr got banned, more food for nigerians
fluffypony: I thought it was only a temp ban tho?
mircea_popescu: yeah, she was an artefact of an era gone by.
mircea_popescu: the forum had its own calling.
davout: i think it would be a temp ban if she actually wanted to come back
fluffypony: that's true
chetty: haha never thought of that, shipping money to the 3rd world is waht libtards want, reddit should love all the scams
fluffypony: after focusing on the securities sub-forum for a few weeks
fluffypony: I can honestly say that I would not come back if I were her
fluffypony: telling people they're obviously retarded does nothing nowadays
fluffypony: they just get uppity
mircea_popescu: chetty they would love it, except it's THEIR money.
mircea_popescu: were it your money then it'd be fine.
mircea_popescu: which is why they want taxation.
chetty: haha, Thatcher, eventually you run out of other people's money
mircea_popescu: that's the govt's problem. let it create more jobs or w/e it does.
mircea_popescu: fluffypony you gotta appreciate, back in early 2012 the composition of that forum was significantly different.
mircea_popescu: there's a huge space between 85 iq and 65 iq.
fluffypony: true
davout: 2010 was actually good
mircea_popescu: and it's been losing about 1 point per month, roughly tracking the btc value
mircea_popescu: !up rum234
fluffypony: davout: before my time
fluffypony: although to be honest, if I'd discovered it in 2010 I don't think I would've had the knowledge and maturity to appreciate what I'd found
mircea_popescu: well in 2010 it was mostly satoshi. hearn hadn't shown up yet,
mircea_popescu: sirius was still posting even
davout: satoshi was posting ffs
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=47438 < this is how 2011 looked.
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davout: he posted some stupid stuff too XD
mircea_popescu: back then scammers got trampled into the ground and they got all butthurt.
davout: altcoins were some distant theoretical construct
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=216717.msg2275578#msg2275578
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mircea_popescu: old drama. ah, such good days.
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davout: "Bitcoin Bourse is a decentralised digital market place"
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davout: how the fuck is it even decentralized
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointa.lk/index.php?topic=15.msg107#msg107 in case you're wondering "why sirius"
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fluffypony: davout: my computer is in a different place to their server
fluffypony: so therefore decentralised
davout: no silly, that's p2p
davout: bitcoin bourse 'Human Shield'
davout: that's probably the only thing the guy could actually be good at
benkay: davout jurov mircea_popescu: der.py
davout: "Firefox ne peut trouver le serveur à l'adresse www.der.py."
davout: benkay: you got me excited
fluffypony: lol
fluffypony: time for sleepz
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