Namworld: I PMed you the API link, no investment yet, what's happening there is interesting
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 100 @ 0.009801 = 0.9801 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 40466 @ 0.0003553 = 14.3776 BTC [-]  {22} 
 kakobrekla: how do you invest in this thing if one would want?
 Namworld: Only reason there's 2m in bets is Nakowa.
 Namworld: He did almost all the volume =P
 kakobrekla: yeah for all i care it could be jesus with luke
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 17424 @ 0.0003329 = 5.8004 BTC [-]  {5} 
 kakobrekla: still didnt tell me how do you invest innit?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10962 @ 0.0003322 = 3.6416 BTC [-] 
 Namworld: No investment yet. Maybe eventually, maybe never. All depends on Scrat.
 Namworld: I already pitched him a capped bankroll such that it could be slowly lowered so as people leave, no new investment can come in.
 Namworld: It will need higher bet limit eventually.
 kakobrekla: if it gets open for investments ill reconsider adding it
 Namworld: Ok, will notify you if it ever happens.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 108 @ 0.00116799 = 0.1261 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 16552 @ 0.00034471 = 5.7056 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 12491 @ 0.00033135 = 4.1389 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 38361 @ 0.00031689 = 12.1562 BTC [-]  {10} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 901 @ 0.00037991 = 0.3423 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 179350 @ 0.00028619 = 51.3282 BTC [-]  {31} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.47979998 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 16 @ 0.01462562 = 0.234 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 8900 @ 0.00025555 = 2.2744 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.01469999 = 0.2793 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3000 @ 0.0002555 = 0.7665 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.43 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 11856 @ 0.00025557 = 3.03 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.43 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 13 @ 1.42815384 = 18.566 BTC [-]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 21380 @ 0.00025152 = 5.3775 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 500 @ 0.000312 = 0.156 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2973 @ 0.00025081 = 0.7457 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15486 @ 0.00025026 = 3.8755 BTC [-]  {2} 
 pankkake: "There will be people who end up homeless over this, people who will lose their life savings over it."
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 644 @ 0.00030559 = 0.1968 BTC [-]  {5} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 670 @ 0.00025171 = 0.1686 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 2453 @ 0.0013943 = 3.4202 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PETA-MINE] 1 @ 0.5221 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3766 @ 0.0003085 = 1.1618 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.00032 = 1.6 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: smickles : as far as i know it should be safe. keys can be checked tho, which please do.
 pankkake: now linked to many previous scams
 gangplank: people losing their homes over labcoin? they'd prob lose their home anyway
 mircea_popescu: yes, it feels so great to know shit 3 months in advance. marketing baby.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1550 @ 0.000332 = 0.5146 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: smickles (also, those vulns were reported/known in 2008)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 11234 @ 0.00032 = 3.5949 BTC [-] 
 ozbot: overview for labcoinscam
 dexX7: mircea_popescu: how do you map your blogread-credits to a user?
 dexX7: i already figured that it does work with hidemyass' webproxy
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 1096 @ 0.00139 = 1.5234 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2500 @ 0.00034264 = 0.8566 BTC [+]  {2} 
 kakobrekla: o hey mp i used contents of your blogpost to populate bash a little, thats because im such a leeching prick
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 19579 @ 0.000341 = 6.6764 BTC [-] 
 mircea_popescu: you'll go to hell whereby you will spend your time being continuously drowned in milk.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 375 @ 0.00031 = 0.1163 BTC [-] 
 pankkake: hehe, at least we know he's likely one of those Italians
 kakobrekla: well yeah alberto did mention he invested some clients btc in asics
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 560 @ 0.00036292 = 0.2032 BTC [+]  {5} 
 kakobrekla: but even if that is true, he apparently just pocketed the money
 chsados: whats all this about labcoin scam?
 ozbot: Labcoin outed as a scam : BitcoinStocks
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4034 @ 0.00034409 = 1.3881 BTC [-]  {3} 
 pankkake: I recreated an account just to upvote
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 566 @ 0.00034369 = 0.1945 BTC [-]  {2} 
 pankkake: "Ugh, I'm looking forward to the day a reputable stock exchange or two pops up where in order to get listed you have to establish some bona fides.
 nubbins`: i wonder what qualifies as a bona fide
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 26 @ 0.01400003 = 0.364 BTC [-]  {3} 
 mircea_popescu: "we do not know shit therefore the world doesn't exist. we can do anything therefore we will create it! gaze upon us, we are the 20something illiterate socially awkward unemployable GOD!"
 assbot: [BTCT:LABCOIN] 1D: 0.0002502 / 0.00037 / 0.0006599 (765722 shares, 281.3 BTC),  7D: 0.0002402 / 0.0011 / 0.002849 (5518061 shares, 6067.6 BTC), 30D: 0.0002402 / 0.00208 / 0.003989 (14518185 shares, 30173.7 BTC) 
 ozbot: Colored Coins - YouTube
 chsados: gangplank: but it includes ALL colors :P
 Duffer1: excellent material for trilema is going down now in #labcoin and the labcoin bitcointalk thread
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 10001 @ 0.00032624 = 3.2627 BTC [+]  {3} 
 ozbot: [LABCOIN] IPO [BTCT.CO] - Details/FAQ and Discussion (ASIC dev/sales/mining)
 Urushiol: A proper Q/A session will be held tomorrow on irc to clear all questions. I will give here notice of the starting time.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10000 @ 0.00036126 = 3.6126 BTC [+]  {3} 
 Duffer1: bah fck it it's too weird, just read pgs 790-801 in the labcoin thread if you want to piece it together
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 703 @ 0.000363 = 0.2552 BTC [+] 
 ozbot: Real men cabling pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
 Duffer1: lol how would you summarize all that dex?
 dexX7: haha i don't know.. :) you are right with the pages, but it's almost crazy
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 9297 @ 0.000363 = 3.3748 BTC [+] 
 kakobrekla: ill remember of that pic each time mp ping timeouts
 benkay: dose humans making decisions!
 Kleeck: pankkake, you posted a jacked up gif of some japanese dude slamming his cock into people. Can you repost?
 mircea_popescu: lol kleeck was sio busy jacking in he forgot to save it for later jacking
 Kleeck: This is, by far, the strangest thing I've climbed through my browser history to find.
 ozbot: SudoMine, LLC Distributed Computing Division
 mircea_popescu: kakobrekla seems bitbet will not be running out of bets.
 thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: so has mpex technically been hacked or can you still say, "Never been hacked"
 benkay: Urushiol: ding ding ding
 mircea_popescu: thestringpuller well i dunno, but i won't bother with it cvause it's too contentious
 smickles: kakobrekla: "also poorly specified shit." <like my irc email service
 mpexbot: mircea_popescu: No new messages received.
 Kleeck: I'll never be satisfied again...
 Urushiol: seriously though, do people not think about names when it comes to things like that? pseudo mine? peepee coin?
 smickles: mircea_popescu: thats the service, garunteed 'inbox 0'
 Kleeck: Ugh. Cameron Diaz is so fuckin' annoying.
 Kleeck: That .gif made me mad.
 pankkake: never found her attractive. though I like her in the gif
 Kleeck: her whole personality needs to be destroyed.
 Kleeck: I don't like energetic. Not like that.
 mircea_popescu: you don't have a romanian datacenter which needs backup power either.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 20 @ 0.0467705 = 0.9354 BTC [-]  {4} 
 Kleeck: I have an American data center that DOES have backup power. :)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PETA-MINE] 7 @ 0.52204285 = 3.6543 BTC [-]  {3} 
 ozbot: Welcome to the National Security Agency - NSA/CSS
 Kleeck: national storage association
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2500 @ 0.00038054 = 0.9514 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 495 @ 0.00499998 = 2.475 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3182 @ 0.00038095 = 1.2122 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.00040988 = 2.0494 BTC [+]  {2} 
 truffles: they could do what they want anyways, its not like most people care
 ozbot: BitBet - KnCMiner will deliver ASIC devices before October 1st
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1598 @ 0.000423 = 0.676 BTC [+] 
 truffles: well ppl itc rly shouldnt complain about grammEr
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 500 @ 0.00043 = 0.215 BTC [+] 
 truffles: 215BTC invested in this shit, who does that!!!
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1100 @ 0.0004299 = 0.4729 BTC [-]  {2} 
 truffles: "I know that he wasn't a hero member or anything, but I figured it was a safe bet, so I took it. The chance of him not paying out were factored into the odds, but I still expect him to pay out and to keep his word, unless he just scammer-bails." hmmm
 ozbot: A weatherman breaks down in tears and vows NEVER to fly again due to grim climate-change report  | M
 mircea_popescu: i'm supposed to believe this is somehow related to the weather.
 mircea_popescu: smickles ok, if you must : i learn that word in 7th grade, we were doing group theory.
 jcpham: so apparently labcoin might be scam
 jcpham: because it's like coinlab reverse
 kakobrekla: meh i did t he work for nothing, log is the bash already.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 603 @ 0.000419 = 0.2527 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 100 @ 0.0099 = 0.99 BTC [+] 
 ozbot: Collection of questions for the allegedly upcoming Labcoin Q&A session
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1897 @ 0.00042 = 0.7967 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2326 @ 0.00038157 = 0.8875 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 17 @ 0.00930282 = 0.1581 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 271 @ 0.00979963 = 2.6557 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.431 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 9995 @ 0.00040993 = 4.0973 BTC [+]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 8159 @ 0.00042856 = 3.4966 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3046 @ 0.00042603 = 1.2977 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.0004202 = 2.101 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4716 @ 0.0004533 = 2.1378 BTC [+]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10641 @ 0.00047698 = 5.0755 BTC [+]  {13} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1234 @ 0.00043025 = 0.5309 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.47979998 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.47979998 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3000 @ 0.0004227 = 1.2681 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2500 @ 0.00040583 = 1.0146 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 9 @ 0.056 = 0.504 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 4314 @ 0.00486402 = 20.9834 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 552 @ 0.000439 = 0.2423 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 3500 @ 0.00145291 = 5.0852 BTC [+]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1382 @ 0.00040034 = 0.5533 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 846 @ 0.0004001 = 0.3385 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5018 @ 0.00042899 = 2.1527 BTC [+]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3904 @ 0.00040216 = 1.57 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 589 @ 0.0004 = 0.2356 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2918 @ 0.000391 = 1.1409 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15000 @ 0.0003901 = 5.8515 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10000 @ 0.0003831 = 3.831 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 1.4278 = 7.139 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 15900 @ 0.00036996 = 5.8824 BTC [-]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 1500 @ 0.001469 = 2.2035 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3126 @ 0.000365 = 1.141 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1025 @ 0.000366 = 0.3752 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5125 @ 0.000365 = 1.8706 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 2485 @ 0.001469 = 3.6505 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 1500 @ 0.0015 = 2.25 BTC [+]  {2} 
 smickles: mircea_popescu: yeah, but your language is almost latin anyway :P
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.01390144 = 0.9592 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 9001 @ 0.00034311 = 3.0883 BTC [-]  {3} 
 dexX7: sec there is a transcript
 dexX7: can't find it, might be deleted (in the moderated thread)
 dexX7: summary: just some pr talk, nothing new
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 634 @ 0.00161457 = 1.0236 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 10 @ 0.01381001 = 0.1381 BTC [-] 
 bobbabad: Ukyo, labcoin are claiming they are working with you to get listed on bitfunder, surely you wouldnt list them?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 900 @ 0.00035 = 0.315 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 23 @ 1.42517391 = 32.779 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 20 @ 1.42049999 = 28.41 BTC [-]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 13928 @ 0.00034812 = 4.8486 BTC [-]  {5} 
 Graet: bobbabad, he has said many times they have to mett bf criteria to be listed
 Graet: he's not "just listing " them
 bobbabad: well consider all the bs that is going on he should just publicly take a stance and post that bitfunder doesnt do allow known scammer on its platform
 benkay: are you saying thathe does, mircea_popescu?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5140 @ 0.00035 = 1.799 BTC [+] 
 mircea_popescu: benkay i am saying that you can't be "taking public stances" like that.
 Graet: bobbabad, do you have information to prove they are scammers? seems the jury is still out on that
 bobbabad: mircea_popescu,  so you think its ok that labcoin guys are pumping investors by saying that they are in talks with bitfunder to get listed?
 mircea_popescu: well as far as that goes, ukto can say something. factual.
 Ukyo: bobbabad: who says they arnt?
 Graet: they are in talks, there is no garuntee they will be listed tho... the nature of business, often businesses talk...
 bobbabad: Ukyo, thats what I asked originally
 Ukyo: all they have said is their intention to list on BF
 Ukyo: I have no comment on anything related to the subject as of this time.
 Ukyo: Public fact is that many many days ago they stated they would list on BitFunder. As of this point, they are not listed on BitFunder.
 Ukyo: Those are public facts.
 Ukyo: Anything above/beyond/between is pure speculation.
 Ukyo: Also public fact, is that to date, BitFunder has not listed any assets that are "moving" from btct.
 Ukyo: So speculate all you want. :)
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 7 @ 0.01449 = 0.1014 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2257 @ 0.0003501 = 0.7902 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10343 @ 0.00036901 = 3.8167 BTC [+]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1500 @ 0.00035 = 0.525 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 829 @ 0.00035135 = 0.2913 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1056 @ 0.01366151 = 14.4266 BTC [-]  {11} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 192 @ 0.0135 = 2.592 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 66 @ 0.01353333 = 0.8932 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 2500 @ 0.001127 = 2.8175 BTC [-]  {13} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 146639 @ 0.00031628 = 46.379 BTC [-]  {32} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 5 @ 0.05 = 0.25 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 79790 @ 0.0002826 = 22.5487 BTC [-]  {13} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 181516 @ 0.00025112 = 45.5823 BTC [-]  {17} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1154 @ 0.000308 = 0.3554 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 600 @ 0.000308 = 0.1848 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.4798 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3000 @ 0.00030836 = 0.9251 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1157 @ 0.00027661 = 0.32 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 7602 @ 0.00032552 = 2.4746 BTC [+]  {8} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.42 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 7 @ 1.419 = 9.933 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 243 @ 0.00111 = 0.2697 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.00029893 = 1.4947 BTC [-]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 20 @ 0.03512 = 0.7024 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4132 @ 0.00028065 = 1.1596 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 20 @ 1.40449999 = 28.09 BTC [-]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 72 @ 0.00143 = 0.103 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 5 @ 0.082 = 0.41 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1615 @ 0.000299 = 0.4829 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2693 @ 0.0003 = 0.8079 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 31691 @ 0.00034241 = 10.8513 BTC [+]  {9} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 60 @ 0.00448877 = 0.2693 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1379 @ 0.000359 = 0.4951 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.0003206 = 0.3206 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 607 @ 0.000359 = 0.2179 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 20640 @ 0.0003669 = 7.5728 BTC [+]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 575 @ 0.000341 = 0.1961 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 22374 @ 0.00037 = 8.2784 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 205 @ 0.07822058 = 16.0352 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 946 @ 0.00032267 = 0.3052 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 580 @ 0.0003222 = 0.1869 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 270 @ 0.00116 = 0.3132 BTC [-] 
 TATbro: Any updates for mpex being live yet?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 15 @ 0.0469 = 0.7035 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.51211 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 5 @ 0.5121 = 2.5605 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [KENILWORTH] 899 @ 0.0014 = 1.2586 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4998 @ 0.00031244 = 1.5616 BTC [-]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 962 @ 0.00031 = 0.2982 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1927 @ 0.00031014 = 0.5976 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 11088 @ 0.00028969 = 3.2121 BTC [-]  {11} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 9 @ 1.40066666 = 12.606 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 242 @ 0.0099 = 2.3958 BTC [+] 
 ozbot: [Feature added] Color besides usernames for Ignored by % of established members.
 mod6: it's pretty much a badge of honor these days.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10917 @ 0.00032784 = 3.579 BTC [+]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 450 @ 0.000339 = 0.1526 BTC [+] 
 mod6: not too sure, that swamp will give you intellectual malaria methinks
 mod6: but alas, a good source of lulz
 ozbot: SANDSTORM: - A Collective Investment Vehicle for BTC. -
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4184 @ 0.00030297 = 1.2676 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.00031 = 0.31 BTC [-] 
 dexX7: how long can a nearly dead cat bounce?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1213 @ 0.00031 = 0.376 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 9655 @ 0.00028033 = 2.7066 BTC [-]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4121 @ 0.00026208 = 1.08 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 20000 @ 0.000261 = 5.22 BTC [-] 
 pankkake: do any of you use WebPG? I think it was the one slowing down my firefox to death
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 400 @ 0.001515 = 0.606 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 12403 @ 0.00026175 = 3.2465 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 343 @ 0.001109 = 0.3804 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 648 @ 0.00161464 = 1.0463 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 229 @ 0.001615 = 0.3698 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 27568 @ 0.00026072 = 7.1875 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [CRYPTO-TRADE] 3 @ 0.17 = 0.51 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4293 @ 0.00026076 = 1.1194 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 31 @ 0.04682225 = 1.4515 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 4 @ 0.111 = 0.444 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3512 @ 0.00028957 = 1.017 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1170 @ 0.000299 = 0.3498 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 11400 @ 0.00026492 = 3.0201 BTC [-]  {8} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1463 @ 0.00027633 = 0.4043 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1034 @ 0.000258 = 0.2668 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4020 @ 0.00028061 = 1.1281 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1507 @ 0.00100804 = 1.5191 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1200 @ 0.000901 = 1.0812 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.401 = 2.802 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 10004 @ 0.00025687 = 2.5697 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3550 @ 0.00028442 = 1.0097 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 1.401 = 2.802 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5056 @ 0.00028993 = 1.4659 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1270 @ 0.00028 = 0.3556 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B.YABMC] 1068 @ 0.00032541 = 0.3475 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1200 @ 0.000289 = 0.3468 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4976 @ 0.00026094 = 1.2984 BTC [-]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.401 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 8 @ 0.01342325 = 0.1074 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 9 @ 0.01302 = 0.1172 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5483 @ 0.00025859 = 1.4178 BTC [-]  {8} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2098 @ 0.0002884 = 0.6051 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.0002888 = 0.2888 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1679 @ 0.00028899 = 0.4852 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [MPEX] [TEST] 987654321 @ 1.23456789 = 1219326311.1264 BTC
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1538 @ 0.00027943 = 0.4298 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1380 BTC profit, 46.3k BTC invested, 144.01 mio bets, 2.29 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.0007725 = 5.7938 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 18 @ 0.04665166 = 0.8397 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 788 BTC profit, 45.8k BTC invested, 144.01 mio bets, 2.29 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 5 @ 0.111 = 0.555 BTC [-] 
 pankkake: I've almost never been up actually - just had the worst timings
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 722 BTC profit, 45.7k BTC invested, 144.01 mio bets, 2.29 mio BTC wagered
 pankkake: well, there's someone doing 132 BTC bets
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.401 BTC [+] 
 Namworld: It went from -1000 to +5000 to -500 to this within a
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 582 BTC profit, 45.4k BTC invested, 144.01 mio bets, 2.30 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 8499 @ 0.00028846 = 2.4516 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1350 BTC profit, 45.9k BTC invested, 144.02 mio bets, 2.31 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1334 BTC profit, 45.8k BTC invested, 144.02 mio bets, 2.31 mio BTC wagered
 mircea_popescu: someone should make a dice site that lets you bet on the !jd result
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1697 BTC profit, 46.2k BTC invested, 144.02 mio bets, 2.31 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2750 @ 0.00029167 = 0.8021 BTC [+]  {2} 
 pankkake: couldn't assbot report wild jd swings by itself?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1443 @ 0.00029 = 0.4185 BTC [-] 
 kakobrekla: i think it would be just too spammy no?
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1526 BTC profit, 46.0k BTC invested, 144.02 mio bets, 2.31 mio BTC wagered
 pankkake: well, I unignored it here because sometimes I was missing context
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 21 @ 1.3728095 = 28.829 BTC [-]  {11} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.51200101 = 1.536 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 654 @ 0.00028296 = 0.1851 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3567 @ 0.00027294 = 0.9736 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2556 @ 0.00027019 = 0.6906 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 661 @ 0.00027431 = 0.1813 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 2206 BTC profit, 45.9k BTC invested, 144.03 mio bets, 2.33 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 2000 @ 0.00116822 = 2.3364 BTC [+]  {3} 
 gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 145.10000, Best ask: 145.67998, Bid-ask spread: 0.57998, Last trade: 145.00005, 24 hour volume: 19566.85074886, 24 hour low: 139.80000, 24 hour high: 145.69196, 24 hour vwap: 143.46762
 gribble: Current Blocks: 260756 | Current Difficulty: 1.4881919980509263E8 | Next Difficulty At Block: 262079 | Next Difficulty In: 1323 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 week, 0 days, 13 hours, 26 minutes, and 23 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 179120735.333 | Estimated Percent Change: 20.36131
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 2312 BTC profit, 45.0k BTC invested, 144.04 mio bets, 2.35 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 2477 BTC profit, 44.8k BTC invested, 144.04 mio bets, 2.35 mio BTC wagered
 mod6: wasn't someone up like 11k this month or did I see that wrong?
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 2947 BTC profit, 45.6k BTC invested, 144.04 mio bets, 2.36 mio BTC wagered
 Namworld: Yes, the guy making this wild swing was up 11k BTC
 Namworld: He's lost a few thousands now tho
 mod6: up 1.1^12 satoshi this month. *yawn*
 mod6: i need to go to bed
 mod6: hey Namworld can i get fbsd on xen? or is that an arij question
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 1693 BTC profit, 43.1k BTC invested, 144.05 mio bets, 2.38 mio BTC wagered
 pankkake: (sorry for the spam, I'm trying to color the lines with irssi)
 mircea_popescu: i wonder if periodic polling of the dice profit would actuyally qualify as entropy bearing.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 633 @ 0.000288 = 0.1823 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 26528 @ 0.00029662 = 7.8687 BTC [+]  {5} 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 2597 BTC profit, 43.0k BTC invested, 144.05 mio bets, 2.38 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 495 @ 0.001632 = 0.8078 BTC [+] 
 ozbot: Crowdfunding to confront Mark Karpeles of MtGox
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3000 @ 0.00117 = 3.51 BTC [+] 
 BigBitz: "I want to go see some Asian hookers, shall you pay?"
 BigBitz: people are fucking insane.
 BigBitz: bitcoinland has some real fucking mental cases.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 918 @ 0.00029124 = 0.2674 BTC [-]  {3} 
 KRS1: they do have peckers..ever since i visited my first "big clits" site I stopped giving my girl head.
 KRS1: women are nothing but men in drag with malformed genitals.
 arij: a pecker? like a beak?
 arij: that would be freakin weird
 KRS1: go look up big clits dude
 arij: ive seen that and im scared to look further
 KRS1: right..it might ruin it for you too
 KRS1: love clerks never saw 2..hmm
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 234 @ 0.001566 = 0.3664 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 6 @ 0.1398 = 0.8388 BTC [+] 
 KRS1: HAH i gotta see that
 KRS1: Clits and Coins, #bitcoin-assets has it all.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 772 @ 0.00028816 = 0.2225 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2228 @ 0.00028008 = 0.624 BTC [-]  {3} 
 taub: ;;premium bitstamp mtgox
 gribble: bitstamp premium over mtgox is currently -12.4682806392 %.
 ozbot: IT glitch “wipes balances and deletes accounts” - Salon.com
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 966 @ 0.000281 = 0.2714 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCT:BITVPS] 1D: 0.000901 / 0.00098 / 0.001698 (3101 shares, 3 BTC),  7D: 0.000025 / 0.001 / 0.0019 (36816 shares, 37 BTC), 30D: 0.000025 / 0.00115 / 0.002752 (42128 shares, 48.3 BTC) 
 phungus: not going anywhere at the moment
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 2 @ 0.17229997 = 0.3446 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 8 @ 0.0138 = 0.1104 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1666 @ 0.000299 = 0.4981 BTC [-] 
 arij: are they? its news to me
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.17229997 BTC [-] 
 Graet: mmm labcoin has virgins?
 Graet: maybe i should invest!
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 7 @ 0.01434998 = 0.1004 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 598 @ 0.000281 = 0.168 BTC [-] 
 phungus: we are making too much to sell atm
 phungus: we've been waiting for profits ever since we took the biz over from rg
 phungus: had to re-arrange our hosting, buy gear, migrate customers, blah blah blah
 VanCleef: should i sell my house and buy labcoin shares?
 arij: sell house and buy bitvps shares? yes you should
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 796 @ 0.000298 = 0.2372 BTC [+]  {2} 
 arij: i dont know about labcoin. sorry
 assbot: [BTCTC] [KENILWORTH] 117 @ 0.00141 = 0.165 BTC [+] 
 arij: although if some one responds to him. i might sell my house too
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: -4509 BTC profit, 38.7k BTC invested, 144.09 mio bets, 2.48 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 4 @ 0.0463 = 0.1852 BTC [-]  {2} 
 phungus: and -2000-something just before that
 kakobrekla: 2h ago Just-Dice stat: 722 BTC profit, 45.7k BTC invested, 144.01 mio bets, 2.29 mio BTC wagered
 phungus: someone broke the bank again?
 Scrat: it was 4.7k a few hours ago
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FIMB] 170 @ 0.00700483 = 1.1908 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 108 @ 0.00116075 = 0.1254 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1978 @ 0.00029947 = 0.5924 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.37 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 20 @ 0.049345 = 0.9869 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16500 @ 0.00078 = 12.87 BTC [+] 
 copumpkin: I guess the hack didn't do it any favors :P
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 500 @ 0.000303 = 0.1515 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4602 @ 0.00030523 = 1.4047 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 100 @ 0.005077 = 0.5077 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 42907 @ 0.00034251 = 14.6961 BTC [+]  {13} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3004 @ 0.00033414 = 1.0038 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 19050 @ 0.00035002 = 6.6679 BTC [+]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1722 @ 0.00035 = 0.6027 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1053 @ 0.00035016 = 0.3687 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 20 @ 0.07503 = 1.5006 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3332 @ 0.000349 = 1.1629 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 197 @ 0.005 = 0.985 BTC [-] 
 smickles: gpg, for when freenode nicks just arn't enough
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 437 @ 0.004921 = 2.1505 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.000325 = 0.325 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 8 @ 0.01395 = 0.1116 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3982 @ 0.00034986 = 1.3931 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1949 @ 0.0003499 = 0.682 BTC [+]  {2} 
 smickles: so, you mean to say that's your wallet pw?
 hammurabi: i will ease your day /join #laBCOIN
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5370 @ 0.0003499 = 1.879 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.00035 = 0.35 BTC [-] 
 pankkake: Just bought again, im averaging my cost down."
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3000 @ 0.00035 = 1.05 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.391 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3923 @ 0.00033835 = 1.3273 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 830 @ 0.00034059 = 0.2827 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 340 @ 0.00034 = 0.1156 BTC [-] 
 ozbot: SANDSTORM: - A Collective Investment Vehicle for BTC. -
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 923 @ 0.00034 = 0.3138 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 822 @ 0.00034 = 0.2795 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.38 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 87 @ 1.32149423 = 114.97 BTC [-]  {14} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 340 @ 0.00034 = 0.1156 BTC [-] 
 nubbins`: accidentally stabbed myself right in the finger crease with a phillips head screwdriver
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 100 @ 0.00158 = 0.158 BTC [+] 
 nubbins`: and now i keep stabbing the wound with whiskers whenever i stroke my chin :(
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 100 @ 0.0016 = 0.16 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 100 @ 0.00116 = 0.116 BTC [-] 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: -5145 BTC profit, 36.9k BTC invested, 144.16 mio bets, 2.73 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 680 @ 0.00034 = 0.2312 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.00034389 = 0.3439 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 1028 @ 0.001238 = 1.2727 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 17 @ 0.14675882 = 2.4949 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 3 @ 0.1489 = 0.4467 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.1489 = 0.2978 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 3 @ 0.1493 = 0.4479 BTC [+]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.15 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 350 @ 0.00034028 = 0.1191 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: -991 BTC profit, 38.7k BTC invested, 144.17 mio bets, 2.78 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 7642 @ 0.00035008 = 2.6753 BTC [+]  {4} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 430 @ 0.00115376 = 0.4961 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.0003499 = 1.7495 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1493 @ 0.00035 = 0.5226 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 435 @ 0.00111 = 0.4829 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.000351 = 0.351 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 821 @ 0.00034996 = 0.2873 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 19 @ 0.00999 = 0.1898 BTC [+] 
 Namworld: Guy wagered for 700000 BTC within a quarter of a day lol.
 Kleeck: JD is getting robbed, eh?
 Namworld: kinda. Guy lost 6000, won 10000, lost 8000, down 2k BTC
 assbot: Just-Dice stat: 685 BTC profit, 39.5k BTC invested, 144.17 mio bets, 2.80 mio BTC wagered
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 658 @ 0.0003499 = 0.2302 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 14 @ 0.0135 = 0.189 BTC [-] 
 Namworld: erhm... lost 6000 and lost 6000
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 10 @ 0.0135 = 0.135 BTC [-] 
 pankkake: TAT_Investments: in cyprus? :)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2550 @ 0.00034992 = 0.8923 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2000 @ 0.0003499 = 0.6998 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 0.17229996 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7850 @ 0.00079587 = 6.2476 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.549549 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 743 @ 0.01334379 = 9.9144 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 955 @ 0.0003597 = 0.3435 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.131 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 11 @ 1.30572727 = 14.363 BTC [-]  {6} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4688 @ 0.00032209 = 1.51 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 5000 @ 0.00032126 = 1.6063 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 442 @ 0.00069899 = 0.309 BTC [-]  {2} 
 TAT_Investments: kako you'll be happy to know i called out the quantum mining scam from jorash and vitalik on open mic
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 1.39033334 = 4.171 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [PETA-MINE] 1 @ 0.6546 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4727 @ 0.00032031 = 1.5141 BTC [-]  {5} 
 Namworld: lol, I think JD is beating brick and mortar casinos volume
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2430 @ 0.00032016 = 0.778 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 940 @ 0.00032 = 0.3008 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1085 @ 0.00032032 = 0.3475 BTC [+]  {2} 
 nubbins`: uh, it says "NO RISK" in all caps
 Namworld: The email says it! Everyone knows emails don't lie! Like those dick enlargement emails. They work. They say just click here for a bigger one, I click, and then just thinking about fucking with a bigger dick makes my appendage enlarge within a few seconds.
 Namworld: I assume that's how those emails are supposed to work.
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6750 @ 0.00080418 = 5.4282 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [DMS.SELLING] 776 @ 0.00495 = 3.8412 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 31 @ 0.00999 = 0.3097 BTC [+] 
 Namworld: I'm just going overkill with the sarcasms, re what kakobrekla linked.
 jurov: CheckDavid: yes it's well know for scammy practices of the 100TH issuer
 jurov: or was that picostocks?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.38 BTC [+] 
 CheckDavid: How can one create a website like btctc?
 CheckDavid: A funding platform with trading of stocks as well?
 mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
 mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ACTIVEMINING] 100 @ 0.00163202 = 0.1632 BTC [+]  {2} 
 mpexbot: thestringpuller: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1013 @ 0.00032001 = 0.3242 BTC [-] 
 jurov: soooo. mircea restored balances but not the orders that were filled by hacker's trades
 jurov: that's why s.mpoe fell so quickly, there were no bids
 jurov: fuck it, my head hurts. will sort it out tomorrow (waiting deposits/withdrawals too)
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 250 @ 0.00287 = 0.7175 BTC [-]  {2} 
 pankkake: hmm… you get a 5.5% interest rate by *depositing* btc on mcxnow
 pankkake: other coins have different interests
 Kleeck: I've never heard of mcxnow.
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 1.37100504 = 27.4201 BTC [-]  {6} 
 pankkake: yes, a crypto-only exchange. used to be ugly
 Doctor_Andonuts: How can they do that? Unless they are using your coins temporarily to invest, like a bank.
 pankkake: could be from widthrdrawal fees
 nubbins`: or using your coins to pay off people pulling their money out
 nubbins`: if only there was a word for that kind of scheme
 pankkake: "Interest calculated as: (YOUR_BALANCE / TOTAL_USER_BALANCE) * 25% of fees"
 nubbins`: oh, yeah, right, it's an obvious ponzi
 pankkake: it's kind of clever actually, unless it backfires and a lot of non-traders just deposit
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 200 @ 0.00082657 = 0.1653 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 1.352 BTC [-] 
 CheckDavid: How do I make a stock exchange market online?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2803 @ 0.00029717 = 0.833 BTC [-]  {6} 
 pankkake: is it really a "how do you make a website?" question?
 pankkake: I still don't understand the question
 FabianB: you pay someone who knows how
 CheckDavid: pankkake, I am nto sure how to make it more clear, maybe if I say, clone BTCTC you would understand?
 pankkake: you need to have working software, and then attract issuers and investors, but that's obvious
 pankkake: "you need to have working software" isn't marketing
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 10 @ 0.013014 = 0.1301 BTC [-]  {2} 
 pankkake: you have to write it, or have someone write it
 CheckDavid: Of course I need software... and of course it needs to be running... lol
 pankkake: and to write the software you need to understand how an exchange work, and how to write software
 pankkake: you're in for a few man-months of development
 FabianB: there are probably many people, but the more important question is: why would you want another exchange?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 20018 @ 0.00027213 = 5.4475 BTC [-]  {9} 
 CheckDavid: kakobrekla, so the answer is burnside? lol
 nubbins`: CheckDavid: what exactly is your question?
 pankkake: I tried to find some things to quote, went back in the logs, but they didn't feel funny afterwards
 CheckDavid: nubbins`, how to create an exchange, similar to BTCTC
 CheckDavid: nubbins`, from a business perspective, if one wants to venture into that, what would he need to have the platform running?
 nubbins`: CheckDavid: he'd have to hire people who know what they're doing, so the only thing he would need is money.
 pankkake: it's not different from creating any other (internet) business
 nubbins`: so now you must find someone willing to write the exchange software for you
 CheckDavid: As long as it fits into a profitable business plan, even if tightly
 nubbins`: and then you find someone to manage the exchange for you
 FabianB: CheckDavid: so what's the profitable business plan?
 assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 216 @ 0.00116026 = 0.2506 BTC [-]  {3} 
 CheckDavid: But certain issues arise, for example, how to be sure the developer doesn't include exploits in the software.
 nubbins`: oh, you would never be able to be certain
 CheckDavid: FabianB, take it as an abstract concept for now
 nubbins`: unless you paid another developer to review the code
 nubbins`: but, then, you're just trusting that other developer as well
 CheckDavid: Sure, but I mean, how to mitigate the risk.
 kakobrekla: CheckDavid just buy the code off burnside
 nubbins`: offering bug bounties is also a good idea
 pankkake: for an exchange you'd need to employ the developer for maintenance anyway
 pankkake: that kind of thing isn't write and forget
 nubbins`: i get the feeling that you're maybe 14 years old, maximum
 nubbins`: so the first thing you'd need to do is figure out why you couldn't get this far on your own :(
 nubbins`: how do you hope to operate an exchange if you have to be told that you'll need someone to write/provide software, and someone to admin the website?
 kakobrekla: nah you just go to new.bitcoinexchange.com and create on, its as easy as setting up a blog on wordpress!
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4061 @ 0.00028951 = 1.1757 BTC [+]  {3} 
 nubbins`: CheckDavid: i think you may also be underestimating the amount of money this will cost
 CheckDavid: nubbins`, maybe I already knew that? ;)
 nubbins`: in that case, what step are you stuck at?
 nubbins`: the rest kinda falls into place
 nubbins`: we can do hand-printed business cards too. they look and feel pretty cash.
 kakobrekla: if you ha ve a really really good logo and good name, you can skip the fan club part
 CheckDavid: nubbins`, I am not at all aware of tall the options that exist for this kind of project. But that doesn't mean I don't know one needs software that runs... you just added that software is written by a developer, whcih I also knew, I just didn't feel like saying it was not very helpful sorry
 pankkake: does it handle assets? I thought buttercoin was for currencies
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1013 @ 0.000299 = 0.3029 BTC [+] 
 nubbins`: CheckDavid: well, y'know, your original question wasn't very helpful.
 nubbins`: if you ask more specific questions, you might get helpful answers
 TAT_Investments: if you dont have a rep, or some kind of ground to stand on
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 500 @ 0.000299 = 0.1495 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 90 @ 0.0041 = 0.369 BTC [-] 
 pankkake: writing something that works well can be rep, though
 pankkake: I guess you'd have to open the source though
 TAT_Investments: the next breed of exchange needs to bring better legitimacy with it
 pankkake: actually I think there can be only two types: the ones with legitimacy, and the free for all scammy ones
 CheckDavid: TAT_Investments, well, that is considering that I am trying to copy BCTC business model or something.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 8 @ 1.31299999 = 10.504 BTC [-]  {7} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 10 @ 0.048033 = 0.4803 BTC [+]  {3} 
 CheckDavid: kakobrekla, I am not aware of the state of BTCTC sorry
 pankkake: I want to do a scammy noob shit one. only requirement is to have coin or bit in your name
 assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 44 @ 0.04336886 = 1.9082 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 1.3335 = 2.667 BTC [-]  {2} 
 CheckDavid: nubbins`, I don't make a more specific question because I wanted to contemplate suggested options
 pankkake: I'll sell shares in the exchanges too, where shares are infinitely diluted
 pankkake: it would have to be a hidden service, or at least anonymous
 CheckDavid: For example, if I ask you, nubbins`, where to find a developer to code me web stock exchange, maybe people won't suggest me that there are scripts available on the market that can be licensed for a good price.
 kakobrekla: oh my, topic is now Average Joes Invest
 ozbot: "Average Joes" Invest
 pankkake: I need a name. I thought of Havecocks Investments
 pankkake: where you trade vampirecoins, that glitter at night
 nubbins`: yeah, i'm kind of surprised there are no major exchanges hosted on tor
 nubbins`: i mean, it's slow as fuck, so HFT is out the window
 nubbins`: but it skips around the jurisdiction thing nicely
 CheckDavid: Ok, I will talk with some friends about developing an exchange lol
 pankkake: HFT isn't really doable on the internet
 pankkake: speedy trades by bots, okay, maybe
 kakobrekla: the only thing that is lol here is you CheckDavid
 nubbins`: anyway, bots will be sad, but hey
 FabianB: CheckDavid: hire a lawyer first
 CheckDavid: FabianB, maybe I need that, and an accountant.
 TAT_Investments: decentralized exchanges were a hot topic at the conference
 nubbins`: anyway, tor-based exchange. arguments against?
 kakobrekla: CheckDavid stay out of thing you have no clue about, or start slow, by lurking for next 10 years
 nubbins`: pure p2p would be a nightmare for synchronizing
 CheckDavid: kakobrekla, I think you guys are limited =/
 nubbins`: well, it depends on the kind of business, i think
 nubbins`: it could be argued that businesses worth listing wouldn't list on any btc exchange
 CheckDavid: kakobrekla, have you considered that maybe I want a private exchange for example? And just want an online platform that can process and allocate equity and stock to certain accounts?
 CheckDavid: Just because I want a platform like BTC doesn't mean I want to over take the market, or do any of that.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 99 @ 0.0041 = 0.4059 BTC [-] 
 nubbins`: but i mean, you see very few businesses that are not directly btc-related being listed on btc exchanges
 nubbins`: and i think that businesses directly involved with btc wouldn't see the move to tor as much of a jump
 nubbins`: especially given the propensity for public-web exchanges to get scared of regulation and shutter their operations
 kakobrekla: non btc related biz should not be listed on btc exchange anyway
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1101 @ 0.0002885 = 0.3176 BTC [-]  {2} 
 TAT_Investments: businesses need to be able to raise money and tor would limit that too much
 nubbins`: exchanges shutting down because of fear of regulators is kind of limiting as well
 nubbins`: and has a record of being persuasive
 nubbins`: well, with might comes right, they say
 nubbins`: i disagree, but whether they have the right is irrelevant; they act as if they do
 nubbins`: but what country would harbour a foreign national that the US government really, really wants to get their hands on?
 nubbins`: and gottfried svartholm or whatever his name is sits in jail
 nubbins`: because sweden requested that cambodia give him up
 nubbins`: …you WOULD have to block the US
 pankkake: actually sites like demonoid did block the US. it wasn't enough
 nubbins`: sucks for americans, great for everyone else
 nubbins`: pankkake: the canadian government didn't like demonoid either
 nubbins`: they seem to be ambivalent about btc so far
 nubbins`: however, given time, that'll change
 pankkake: sure, but it shows websites can be very resilient
 nubbins`: i have a feeling that most countries in the world would be against the idea of an unlicensed exchange
 nubbins`: what country would license a btc-based exchange?
 TAT_Investments: for example, i spoke with the german law guy about this topic
 nubbins`: and with licensing comes enormous, massive regulatory hurdles and oversight
 TAT_Investments: and in is opinion there are many ways to circumvent limitations with their takeon bitcoin
 nubbins`: well, with germany's "private currency" thing, that might be workable there
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 4 @ 0.08456749 = 0.3383 BTC [+]  {3} 
 nubbins`: problem being the enormous amounts of money and manpower required
 nubbins`: which is why we're all sitting around waiting for someone else to do it :(
 TAT_Investments: the license fees are derived from the Euro market as a whole, for example
 TAT_Investments: this license fee should not apply to bitcoin businesses the same
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 2 @ 0.07518 = 0.1504 BTC [-] 
 nubbins`: suppose these things were presented not as securities but as co-ops
 nubbins`: join the asicminer co-op, or the whatever-the-fuck co-op
 nubbins`: agreed on the crowd-funded profit sharing
 TAT_Investments: and if it is whether the rules should be applied differently
 nubbins`: i think part of the problem is insisting on dressing such things up as securities
 nubbins`: it needlessly attracts unwanted attention
 nubbins`: fuck this, i'm pan-frying some cod
 gesell: what are the requirements to setup a bank account in Japan?
 gesell: kinda want to explore this option. getting old having to wait so long to get my funds out
 assbot: [BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 134 @ 0.07518007 = 10.0741 BTC [+]  {2} 
 Namworld: Nakowa has made almost 200 million USD volume on JD just today.
 Namworld: He's been spamming 180 BTC bet all day. He's lucky, he's just down ~1000 BTC
 assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 120 @ 0.003528 = 0.4234 BTC [-] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1000 @ 0.0003002 = 0.3002 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 20000 @ 0.00029138 = 5.8276 BTC [-]  {7} 
 zacm: that's insane. he must be an early miner.
 Namworld: Not that I know of, he got lucky and won a lot.
 Namworld: Like maybe 10k BTC on JD or such across multiple accounts
 Namworld: Might have less than 20k BTC total.
 Namworld: He's just winning/losing the same money
 Namworld: He's lucky he's not already bust
 dexX7: do you think he will go broke?
 Namworld: He'll play till he goes bust for sure. Typical gambler.
 ozbot: BitBet - Breaking Bad's Walter White will kill Skylar White in the final season
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 3606 @ 0.0002995 = 1.08 BTC [+]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 1803 @ 0.000299 = 0.5391 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00084205 = 3.3682 BTC [+] 
 ozbot: $1.3B medical marijuana free market coming to Canada - Canada - CBC News
 kakobrekla: its a step in right direction but ultimatley youd want to grow your own
 kakobrekla: aha while sandstorm is complete shitstorm
 kakobrekla: Annualized Return on Invesment (per year)-173.43%
 assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 1.333 BTC [-] 
 benkay: the case for simply holding bitcoins should be clear by now
 benkay: how are any of these putzes going to demonstrate any value creation above and beyond a robust cryptocurrency?
 benkay: there's a reason that gambling is so popular in this space
 ozbot: "Average Joes" Invest
 benkay: nobody's satisfied with the absurd returns from just holding cryptocurrencies
 benkay: daha also pankkake +1 for the PIF
 pankkake: hm so it's worse than sandstorm actually
 pankkake: Amethyst should have been priced in sexcoins or something
 VanCleef: the only asset that didn't crash
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 12 @ 0.008999 = 0.108 BTC [-] 
 nubbins`: it's free market in the sense that anyone can open an industrial-scale weed grow-op
 nubbins`: current rules say you can buy from (a) the gov't or (b) private growers, who are allowed to grow for a max of 2 people
 nubbins`: but now, if imperial tobacco wants to start growing and selling weed, they can
 nubbins`: and of course, free market = competition = lower prices
 pankkake: oh, I thought it was still gov only
 nubbins`: especially under the current government
 nubbins`: this was all brought about by a judge striking down the old laws
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 901 @ 0.000309 = 0.2784 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 14 @ 0.1173 = 1.6422 BTC [-]  {2} 
 nubbins`: i'm totally wrong, that decision was reversed
 nubbins`: anyway. crazy times in canada. last thing i expected from the harper government.
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 901 @ 0.000309 = 0.2784 BTC [+] 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 9 @ 0.11413333 = 1.0272 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 22 @ 0.10136363 = 2.23 BTC [-]  {4} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [B] [CIPHERMINE.B1] 213 @ 0.008999 = 1.9168 BTC [-] 
 nubbins`: well, legalized recreational use is still a long way off, i think
 nubbins`: there's less than 40k licensed medical users in canada
 benkay: out of how many humans total lol
 nubbins`: the other ~17m canadians who have tried weed will still be buying it from the black market
 assbot: [BTCTC] [DMS.MINING] 585 @ 0.00134198 = 0.7851 BTC [+]  {5} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 4119 @ 0.00029014 = 1.1951 BTC [-]  {2} 
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2761 @ 0.00029008 = 0.8009 BTC [-]  {3} 
 ozbot: [LABCOIN] IPO [BTCT.CO] - Details/FAQ and Discussion (ASIC dev/sales/mining)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [LABCOIN] 2250 @ 0.0002781 = 0.6257 BTC [-]  {3} 
 assbot: [BTCT:LABCOIN] 1D: 0.00025 / 0.00031 / 0.000495 (1601595 shares, 497.7 BTC),  7D: 0.0002402 / 0.00076 / 0.002488 (5902119 shares, 4475.5 BTC), 30D: 0.0002402 / 0.00192 / 0.003989 (15449364 shares, 29710.3 BTC) 
 ozbot: [LABCOIN] IPO [BTCT.CO] - Details/FAQ and Discussion (ASIC dev/sales/mining)
 assbot: [BTCTC] [KENILWORTH] 345 @ 0.00140055 = 0.4832 BTC [+]  {2} 
 Vexual: designing and manufaturing custom ics would seem to be more trickier than trading second hand video game consoles.