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assbot: The news, in brief : "Hearn is a shitstain, MP is right, fuck reddit. Love, Satoshi" : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1DYufhW )
BingoBoingo: That was fast https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3h9763/the_news_in_brief_hearn_is_a_shitstain_mp_is/
scoopbot_revived: The news, in brief : "Hearn is a shitstain, MP is right, fuck reddit. Love, Satoshi" http://trilema.com/2015/the-news-in-brief-hearn-is-a-shitstain-mp-is-right-fuck-reddit-love-satoshi/
BingoBoingo: I wonder if Hearn made any An Heros this week http://qntra.net/2015/01/pierre-omidyar-also-started-a-qntra-back-in-october-his-failed/
mircea_popescu: obviously all i see in there is "Hearn is a shitstain, MP is right, fuck reddit. Love, Satoshi". but that'd be me.
assbot: Hearn Releases Code to Potentially Fork XTC from Bitcoin | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nz5IQC )
BingoBoingo: In other news Qntra is up to 901 comments http://qntra.net/2015/08/hearn-releases-code-to-potentially-fork-xtc-from-bitcoin/#comment-42177
assbot: Hearn Releases Code to Potentially Fork XTC from Bitcoin | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nz5IQC )
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/08/hearn-releases-code-to-potentially-fork-xtc-from-bitcoin/#comment-42177
assbot: Hearn Releases Code to Potentially Fork XTC from Bitcoin | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1Nz5rgp )
BingoBoingo: Latest article corrected http://qntra.net/2015/08/hearn-releases-code-to-potentially-fork-xtc-from-bitcoin/#comment-42174
jurov: Hearn has in the past been a consistent advocate for having more Bitcoin users pushed onto less reliable SPV wallets instead of fully validating Bitcoin nodes, a move that // something missing here? // in an environment with substantially larger blocks and a higher orphaned block rate.
asciilifeform: for the record, i'm rather surprised hearn didn't also push a switcheroo in the proof of work algo
fluffypony: punkman: and my larger gripe is not "should we increase the blocksize or not", but rather the way Hearn-ia and Chief-Scientist-Gavin have sold this solution via Reddit and blog posts
assbot: Hearn Releases Code to Potentially Fork XTC from Bitcoin | Qntra ... ( http://bit.ly/1TKeOB4 )
BingoBoingo: http://qntra.net/2015/08/hearn-releases-code-to-potentially-fork-xtc-from-bitcoin/
scoopbot_revived: Hearn Releases Code to Potentially Fork XTC from Bitcoin http://qntra.net/2015/08/hearn-releases-code-to-potentially-fork-xtc-from-bitcoin/
thestringpuller: Hearn's article gets censored and all the tards lose their shit.
mircea_popescu: in any case, sure, "buterin and hearn invented bitcoin in 2017" is just about the same deal.
BingoBoingo: King_Rex: Thoughts on Hearn dropping his pants today?
assbot: Mike Hearn is saying Fork might ignore the longest chain! : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1NiUp0Y )
asciilifeform: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/39r03i/mike_hearn_is_saying_fork_might_ignore_the << linked, lulzy
BingoBoingo actually kinda surprised Hearn didn't wait until the first weekend of September to drop his trousers for a fencing contest. Shitgnommery was starting to get a pattern.
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> ^ hearn unzips and begins << So begins project Scott Tenorman
asciilifeform: ^ hearn unzips and begins
thestringpuller: https://medium.com/@octskyward/on-consensus-and-forks-c6a050c792e7 << hearn's analysis on "consensus"
asciilifeform: hearn put on 'oppressed by cruel censors' suit, is now a darling of 'the masses' etc
ascii_field: shinohai: recent hearn (nsa) gambit. there's very little the amorphous masses love more than 'omg1111!!! censored!!'
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=10-08-2015#1233849 << that was hearn's thing for years now, srsly ☝︎
ascii_field: mike hearn as a courageous fighter against nsa !
cazalla: you'd think hearn and co would at least put up a few dozen extra xt nodes to fool people into thinking the mass of /r/bitcoin posts demanding xt discussion are legit
mircea_popescu: "because we haven't joined the sv circus to not deliver huge numbers devoid of any content or meaning!!1" as hearn aptly put it.
asciilifeform: shinohai: xt is mike hearn
punkman: so if Hearn trusts in the Gospel of Satoshi, why isn't he running 0.1 or 0.5.3? "No it wasn't. That is something you invented yourself much later. "Small devices" isn't even defined anywhere, so there can't have been any such understanding. The actual understanding was the opposite. Satoshi's words: ..."
mircea_popescu: looking forward to all the reddit threadsa going "thank you mp for bashing hearn's head right before hearn managed that one".
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=31-07-2015#1219051 << amusingly, mike hearn's attempt to do the exact same for bitcoin at the exact same time ALSO seems to be a secret only we know. ☝︎
hanbot: re that hearn-gmaxwell reddit slapfight, "Not many quit their jobs and created companies to build products only for today's tiny user base." is the best part. sv somehow hoping http://trilema.com/2013/the-future-of-bitcoin-regulation/#selection-61.0-61.210 never happened.
mircea_popescu: lol wait, gmaxwell and mike hearn bitching at each other on reddit as to who should go do an altcoin ?
thestringpuller: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3f26b7/thank_you_mike_hearn_for_sticking_up_for_us_this/ << some of the redditards are getting sick of hearn's shit now too
mircea_popescu: they were added by you (ie, hearn), and by gavin and so on.
nubbins`: ^ guy disagreeing with hearn's opinion that satoshi's code was diarrhoea splatter
assbot: mike_hearn comments on Nick Szabo's hidden work ... ( http://bit.ly/1HSoc9Z )
pete_dushenski: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=15-07-2015#1202572 << actually a pretty lulzy damnation of hearn. guy's the swiss cheese of software designers. ☝︎
nubbins`: "loltasticly a Mike Hearn Bitcoin XT node was used to relay the double-spends"
asciilifeform: see hearn
pete_dushenski: the dude couldn't even put boots on the ground in syria, as fucking if he could do better than gavin and hearn.
assbot: Mike Hearn - Binding to a specified symbol version ... ( http://bit.ly/1HY6pEO )
assbot: Mike Hearn - Binding to a specified symbol version ... ( http://bit.ly/1HY5MLg )
assbot: Did Mike Hearn work in SIGINT? Does he now? : Bitcoin ... ( http://bit.ly/1HY5wvQ )
jurov: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/3d26tk/did_mike_hearn_work_in_sigint_does_he_now/
pete_dushenski: gavin and hearn are really cartoon characters
Luke-Jr: (it's ironic but true that Mike Hearn has written two changes in Bitcoin Core, and both of them introduced serious bugs..)
ascii_field: as i pointed out before, it is being done for two disjoint reasons. one is so that hearn can write the turd linked above, re: 'it is crowded and we need blocks of $maxint size'
ascii_field: (hearn, of course)
midnightmagic: Because they haven't stopped yet. Hearn's submitting pullreqs he's going to use as propaganda to push people to -XT, and Gavin's going through the bip/pullreq motions when he knows he's going to be voted down. Again.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-07-2015#1186924 << hearn was never included in that. ☝︎
thestringpuller: midnightmagic: there really isn't news. just gavin/hearn having a temper tantrum like a little kid because they want more subsidies for poor people.
midnightmagic: Yeah, Gavin/Hearn.
midnightmagic: What? He's pushing his BIP and pullreq, and Hearn is busy doing pullreqs which he knows doesn't have a chance of making it.
midnightmagic: Say, why did you guys stop openly calling out Gavin and Hearn anyway?
midnightmagic: .. which appears to have been a gavin/hearn originated bug.
HeySteve: that hearn
assbot: Logged on 22-06-2015 03:07:57; asciilifeform: i can picture the minutes. 'hitler: you know, miners are using own versions of bitcoin and don't particular feel like backporting their necessary mods to yours. hearn: so let's do the work for them. gavin: fine idea'
asciilifeform: i can picture the minutes. 'hitler: you know, miners are using own versions of bitcoin and don't particular feel like backporting their necessary mods to yours. hearn: so let's do the work for them. gavin: fine idea' ☟︎
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Hearn and Co are pushing some derp where "Those Bitcoins are yours even before the transaction is mined" idiocies
asciilifeform: gavin: sits in car, makes motions, 'vroom, vroom' hearn: 'steal it already'
asciilifeform: ^ this lulzatron has been going for at least a week. hearn openly advocates 'gavin for fuhrer' notion
ascii_field: 'speaks volumes for the actual “democracy” in the system. (Namely, there isn’t any. China — the Saudi Arabia of bitcoin — dominates.' <<< l0l!!! this of course is same party line as in mike hearn's blatherings about 'let's separate the economy majority of bitcoin from the whims of the hashing majority'
assbot: BlockchainOfFools comments on Bitpay falling apart sends shockwaves through the ecosystem by proving Andresen and Hearn are wrong. Merchant transactions are not occurring. ... ( http://bit.ly/1CdmNJt )
mircea_popescu: the original mike hearn induced hard fork.
asciilifeform: it blew me away that hearn openly expressed an interest in 'remote attestation' on the air.
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: i haven't a clue whether hearn is the actual author of the hearnias in question, or not. only that the particular boobytrap which he misrepresents as 'bitcoin' is a more subtle one.
mircea_popescu: and yes hearn is a better political animal than gavin, but not more intelligent
trinque: the reddit post referencing hearn said "we could increase blocksize on xt in a week" 3 days gago
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-06-2015#1162802 << my understanding is that hearn is more clever than gavin, laid his traps such that they all spring at once when he pulls the switch (and emulates something like proper bitcoin until then) ☝︎
trinque: "DNS seed changes: bitseed.xf2.org is removed as it no longer works, and seeds from Addy Yeow and Mike Hearn are (re)added to increase seed diversity and redundancy." << LOL
ascii_field listened, out of entomological interest, to a recording of interview with hearn. yes, him. among the expected idiocies, hearn confessed to an interest in 'remote attestation' and 'trusted computing' as 'promising' alternatives to normally functioning bitcoin...
assbot: CoinScrum: QA with Gavin Andresen and Mike Hearn - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1eZNexn )
BingoBoingo: Last I checked Hearn still breathes so universe is still maximally hostile.
cazalla: some coincidence a bunch of folk on /r/bitcoin get together to stress test the same day gavin threatens to take his ball/bat and go home with hearn
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform incidentally, the one interesting tidbit in all this : one difference between current bitcoin and hearn-bitcoin is that the latter replaces Jeff Garzik's DNS seed with the seed run by one Addy Yeow.
scoopbot_revived: Gavin Threatens to Quit Bitcoin Development and Join Hearn's Fork http://qntra.net/2015/05/gavin-threatens-to-quit-bitcoin-development-and-join-hearns-fork/
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu asciilifeform : http://sourceforge.net/p/bitcoin/mailman/message/34155307/ << this nigga has declared war on the anti-forkers... seems like spinning wheels but knowing hearn, we'll likely see an XT release with the 20MB removed.
pete_dushenski: " If you want to be a global payment network you should act like one. Mike Hearn makes it clear" etc.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Seriously. One little threat they call crazy and all of a sudden it comes out no one but Hearn supports Gavincoin while The core devs seem to reveal in turn the never actually thought much on the future.
BingoBoingo: In which Hearn gets specially singled out for being a weirdo again http://sourceforge.net/p/bitcoin/mailman/message/34090559/
BingoBoingo: Now "phone home" isn't as bad as Hearn forking in March 2013, but phone home is still bad for people who chose Armory
mircea_popescu: the "millions" mike hearn derps about aren't only broken because shit, we're worth billions, even if he personally isn't worth two spits.
mircea_popescu: right. it's gonna be taxation, in hearn world.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: do you have the source for the pull request where hearn tried to merge in heartbleed?
mircea_popescu: who the FUCK asked mike hearn ANYTHING ?
cazalla: http://sourceforge.net/p/bitcoin/mailman/message/34091513/ hearn rings the alarm, we have not much time!
mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_hearn suppose you chill it with the pretense of my-google-job-is-my-social-proof so the huge pile of embarassing emails etc won't have to be leaked. google's been embarassed enough this year already.
mircea_popescu: seriously, mike hearn isn't the slimy fucktard we all know ? he's some sort of google expert now ? allow me to lulz for a spell.
davout: obviously hearn concludes that it's really necessary to push the block size
davout: and now, hearn and him are stuck derping at how micro-payments and smart contracts would have prevented the whole thing
mircea_popescu: nobody can take it seriously with derps a la gavin, luke, hearn & co involved.
pete_dushenski: if bitstein is correct, one wonders how hearn affords to live in switzerland
mircea_popescu: like hearn, like everyone else on github. like the names on social media, like the leah goodmans trying to convince you they're "journalists".
bitstein: pete_dushenski: Hearn lives in Switzerland.