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pizzaman1337: this is just a striptease to see MP's bitcoin dick. We can't be impressed without a little build-up.
nubbins`: better chance of the room smelling like dick from the two dudes who show up
nubbins`: so access to safe, legal abortions would, in theory, cause a decrease in dick and ball size
benkay: i was thinking about the dick sucking, but let's not suffer nubbins` rendition of that, please.
kakobrekla: ah i see it now its fine, the long just shortened your dick.
BingoBoingo: dignork: Eat a dick, I am waiting for serious news, not more black ops OMGWTFBBQ dickign around.
BingoBoingo: Well last time I saw him I introduced him to a girl who was good at the dick sucking and wanted to sell a Dodge neon.
mircea_popescu: copumpkin im not in a position to dick with it right nao.
ThickAsThieves: they all have dick heads too
davout: the commercial for the famous french "dick cheese"
nubbins`: shoulda put dick surgery on top.
nubbins`: DICK SURGERY!
mircea_popescu: once they're done dicking around with the dick
nubbins`: there's a dick surgery song where it's discussed that the details are also in the pudding
ThickAsThieves: dick
jurov: mircea_popescu: it was the inflatable dick stretching to sea floor
mircea_popescu: nubbins` why tits on dick surgery ?
nubbins`: nah, i'm not being paid to dick with graphics, i'm being paid to print them
jurov: oh, you did the dick surgery tees? i can't find them
Bones_: greenspan_fan - if anything his website exudes "dude who knows what the fuck he is doing". Not to suck your dick or anything mp but anyway that's how I saw the website
nubbins`: but it's an excuse to submit a dick surgery to the CBC
nubbins`: we decided to make a Dick Surgery album for RPM this year; listening to it now
benkay: and i'm not setting that up right now - dick deep in java oop spaghetti
BingoBoingo: Could suck a great dick though
BingoBoingo: She could suck a dick great
benkay: heard she sucks a mean dick
MisterE I'm a send him a can of Spotted Dick: http://www.amazon.com/Heinz-Spotted-Dick-Pudding-10-5oz/dp/B000LAYC6C
cads: mircea_popescu: the idea is that an unpaid woman sits at a table and opens up a famous literary work she chose, begins to read a key passage, starts having and orgasm, continues trying to read, climaxes, and then closes the book and says "I'm ____ and this has been moby dick"
Mats_cd03: american capitalism smells like fast food grease and dick cheese
kakobrekla: perhaps i cut my dick off with that btc
BingoBoingo: Because those Greek Dago bitches can suck a dick
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Well, remember the chaos isn't the whole cunt, but merely the pleasant absence where the dick goes within the cunt
BingoBoingo: bitcoinpete: How many dicks could a dickchuck suck if a dickchuck could suck dick?
KRS-One: I could put my dick out there and gt a few bucks for it
KRS1: Gotta have brass balls and a 10ft dick if you go hard into trading.
kakobrekla: and move mouse with your dick
ozbot: Tosh.0 'Smell Yo Dick' Official Music Video - YouTube
dub: the deaf one or the smell yo dick one? (i have nfi eather way)
ozbot: Smell Yo Dick (Official Video) - YouTube
mircea_popescu: why would i want to compete with women w/o my dick ? that's the only reason to even do it
nubbins`: cut your dick off and compete with the women
theo: now your being a real dick so putting a great vibe out for your company thanks for making sure i tell everyone never to use yours :)
Vexual: well i aint gonna suxk your dick but i love you more
Duffer1: though i don't know how i missed kates missing dick, that was a surprise
jborkl: I wonder if he sold his dick to China when they cut it off
pankkake: she doesn't have a dick anymore, so no
kakobrekla: so that avatar is chick with dick?
nubbins`: i'll send 100btc to everyone who smashes their dick with a hammer
mircea_popescu: dick ?
ThickAsThieves: Be an Asshole and put more Dick in your Tweeter
nubbins`: i mean, it always stinks like dick in here
nubbins`: heh, eat a dick
nubbins`: someone showed me a picture of a bathroom with "dick surgery or die" written on the wall
kakobrekla: whos dick he was sucking not a few months ago.
truffles: u try so hard to be the big dick though
truffles: ure a small dick
kakobrekla: tic, sounds like tits but means dick.
nubbins`: "director of fincen dick cheney"
KRS1: Don't let your dick get hard, its a dude afterall.
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Just suck my dick fool
BingoBoingo: Maybe herbijudlestoids kHAT IS BETTER THATN yo DICK
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: Why don't you ever suck my dick the right way?
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: If you are talking about whipping your dick out and actually fucking my router. I'd like you to guess how many volts go through the power line.
BingoBoingo: I imagine the inside of gmaxwell's mouth to be a smooth, wet, and silky place. Perfect for any dick to get sucked.
BingoBoingo: You have a dick to do that with deanclkclk RIght?
ozbot: 4chan BBS - ascii dick
nubbins`: "My husband spent our inheritance on doge so i cut off his dick" etc
BingoBoingo: Third place is niggers.txt so punkman you just keep imangining your dick such that I might price risk such that sucking it might be attactive you cunt.
punkman1: I'll feed your dick to Tilikum and swim away while he sucks you off
BingoBoingo: punkman1: How about you suck my dick or I feed you to tillikum you fucking bitch
BingoBoingo: altkoin: I wonder do you put your dick in the faucet at night and report to your friends the next day that you got your dick wet?
benkay: the volume of dick i've slid into her
BingoBoingo: I am working on strategies where such shit might not be necessary, but... So long as getting plastered on IRC is so close to getting drunk at the bar and getting my dick sucked... these sorts of advisories might be necessary from time to time.
kakobrekla: well if i get my dick sucked 24/7 i can do 7% a week on some amounts.
nubbins`: "what's the best way to smash your dick into pulp atm?"
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kw7tb28qXvo suck a dick google
dub: tech is more about sucking the right dick
truffles: he's not all dick huh
herbijudlestoids: its "youre a big dick in b .*"
Diablo-D3: I'd impale her on my dick, if you know what I mean
deadweasel: could be woman, could be a dick with tits
BingoBoingo: The most educative part of Moby Dick was when they discussed how the crew got paid and for what
diametric: asciilifeform: yeah, but I can actually use my 3D scanner (that does full body now), and scan someones face, union it onto their own dick if they even want, and then cast it
nubbins`: bit outta my element here, been a while since i've had to dick around like this
pankkake: yeah, like get your dick sucked by your secretary and so you can bomb foreign countries
KRS1: would look even better with dick in her mouth
Vexual: she can cut your dick off to
Duffer1: what a dick
Vexual: didn't he once go by big dick john ore some such?
BingoBoingo: K... I issued a challenge and playing white you got just three choices... e4... d4... and a suck on this dick...
nubbins`: truffles: dick noses
truffles: dick ears?
nubbins`: managed to sneak a dick into the local paper, even
BingoBoingo: Suck a dick then you Oklahomo
KRS1: getting your dick sucked is heaven
Diablo-D3: no, getting your dick sucked is paleo
nubbins`: neither is smoking weed, getting your dick sucked, irc, bitcoin, etc
Duffer1: randomly punches you in the dick to toughen you up
deanclkclk: kakobrekla: your dick is either too big or too small
kakobrekla: I want four chicks on my dick but only one fits