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BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Huawei sells pNohe models that dwarf Apple in price. The own the high end with a strong presence in the mid range market
BingoBoingo: Huawei already owns the high end fondleslab pNohe market outside the US. Not like they can't use owning the market to shift what the warez is.
BingoBoingo: Anyways, I guess next time sell the car? Trade it for a pnoHe and then sell the pnoHe in destination?
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: y'know, you don't have to use it, to build for the pnohe
asciilifeform: how often kidz now find jailbroken pNohe etc
asciilifeform: so it can be refreshed on pnohe and similar
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: prolly most? my understanding is that 'pNohe' is a usaschwitz/workingclass thing
asciilifeform: phf: difficult on pNohe etc
asciilifeform: taken with shitcam on pnohe through the ocular
asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: incidentally, nowhere in volkischer beobachter will you find mention of the 100s of folks who mailed in offers to usg to root the pnohe with the very simple nand flash removal method.
BingoBoingo: In my experience it is same people who drop pnohe that repeat that mistake indefinitely
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-01-2016#1389866 << correct. of pNohe, tablet, etc. rubbish. ☝︎
BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-01-2016#1365659 << I tried this February 2013 at around $20/Bitcoin with a few IRL contacts. Most gambled everything to nothing, the other one lost theirs to a pnoHe blockchain.info wallet. ☝︎
asciilifeform: there are no other non-microshit pc makers or non-turdroid pnohe makers.
ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361647 << apparently not enough idiots could be found to buy the $800-pNohe straight up without telco subsidy OR take the eternal rent ☝︎
asciilifeform: (typically it is a pNohe)
asciilifeform: which pnohe costs >1300 usd ?
ascii_field: the exploit which allowed the pnohe to be 'jailbroken'
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: these are a very funny joke on their own. WITHOUT EXCEPTION all 'rooters' are closed-source gigantic blobs that do fuck-knows-what to the pnohe
ascii_field: as in 'no upgrade, proggies bought in the store won't run, latest Pnohe won't sync, etc'
asciilifeform: they are stickers for pNohe.
ascii_field: 'google' now sells a cardboard frame one can stuff a pNohe into, as 3d glasses.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-06-2015#1161557 << if you're doing safety-critical crypto on a pNohe, you've already lost ☝︎
asciilifeform: Vexual: the only (usable) hole in a google pNohe
ben_vulpes: pnohe does not want to resolve dns even apparently
ascii-bolivia: wtf; there is a -coin operated pNohe charger here-.
asciilifeform: lost interest quickly after seeing the pNohe
asciilifeform: http://www.gotenna.com/pages/how-it-works << commercial product, claimed. but begs question, why the pNohe is needed.
asciilifeform: nubbins`: can you picture how many folks are paid to sit (not necessarily even at a computer, could be a pNohe in one hand) and wait for a bell to ring ?
ascii_field: e.g. pNohe chargers
asciilifeform: seems like he's on a pNohe
asciilifeform: ultimately doesn't need to be any more complicated than a typical 'pNohe'
ascii_field: there is no sensible 'pNohe', we already knew this
ascii_field: BingoBoingo: once you turn said pNohe on from your home, it may as well be registered to your face
BingoBoingo: I bough pnoHe and minutes cards for said without ID
asciilifeform: everybody who wants, is probably using pNohe as 'minox' already.
nubbins`: *:asciilifeform wonders if he's the only fella here who has never rage-smashed a keyboard, pNohe, pNablet, ..., etc <<< i rage-smashed a set of folding binoculars at around age 8, broke the little compass on top. wept bitterly at the loss, resolved to only smash things i didn't value from then on
asciilifeform wonders if he's the only fella here who has never rage-smashed a keyboard, pNohe, pNablet, ..., etc
BingoBoingo: Adlai: Mobile online machine, Maybe I want someone to shoot money at me from a Pnohe while watching it hit
BingoBoingo: cazalla: You ever try reading coinfire on Mobile? We're kicking their ass on pnoHe friendly layout nao
asciilifeform: Cheap Smartphone Dongle Diagnoses HIV And Syphilis In 15 Minutes << sham. not in that the tech doesn't work (it does) but in that it is the ordinary single-shot immunoreactive test, but for some (chumpatronic) reason someone bolted it on to a pNohe.
BingoBoingo: davout: Well google was more the catalyst for doing it now. That and having picked up a Smatr PNohe to actually test on.
asciilifeform: esp. in the age of the Pnohe
asciilifeform suggests that after folks are tired of 'smart watches', which proved that it is possible to build a device even more cramped/antiergonomic than a pNohe - electronics vendors should build touch screens in pencil erasers.
asciilifeform doesn't get the whole 'glasshole' meme. carrying a pNohe everywhere, with its two or three cameras pointed every-which-way, is somehow perfectly civilized; but wearing a threadbare camera on your head, not ?
BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure pNohe sellers could find a way to make resistive touchscreens fashionable again.
BingoBoingo: Microphoneless smart Pnohe is the way to Pnohe, because BB pager recieves calls, records a message. To return calls you battery up a flip phone.
cascadian_lurker: dunno how to tab complete on a pnohe
asciilifeform: mike_c: the current pNohe is entirely usable without a computer.
asciilifeform: afaik the only 'top seekreet'-approved Pnohe is 'blackberry sektera' (sp?)
asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: borrow a 'Pnohe' with camera. photograph end of tube with object of known size laid across diameter. count pixels...
asciilifeform: why does everything have to run on a pNohe ?
asciilifeform: (a pnohe is not necessarily a phone. could be any gizmo with the customary 'amazing! smart!' feature set.)
asciilifeform: mthreat: you don't even need a genuine physical one, just whatever diddles the appropriate field in the pnohe
asciilifeform: (really wanna play? it's in various pnohe 'app stores' ! believe or not)
asciilifeform: and, who, exactly, keeps anything they cannot afford to lose, on a Pnohe?