tmsr - Search: pnohe

BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Huawei sells pNohe models that dwarf Apple in price. The own the high end with a strong presence in the mid range market

BingoBoingo: Huawei already owns the high end fondleslab pNohe market outside the US. Not like they can't use owning the market to shift what the warez is.

BingoBoingo: Anyways, I guess next time sell the car? Trade it for a pnoHe and then sell the pnoHe in destination?

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: y'know, you don't have to use it, to build for the pnohe

asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: prolly most? my understanding is that 'pNohe' is a usaschwitz/workingclass thing

asciilifeform: taken with shitcam on pnohe through the ocular

asciilifeform: BingoBoingo: incidentally, nowhere in volkischer beobachter will you find mention of the 100s of folks who mailed in offers to usg to root the pnohe with the very simple nand flash removal method.

BingoBoingo: In my experience it is same people who drop pnohe that repeat that mistake indefinitely

BingoBoingo: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-01-2016#1365659 << I tried this February 2013 at around $20/Bitcoin with a few IRL contacts. Most gambled everything to nothing, the other one lost theirs to a pnoHe blockchain.info wallet. ☝︎

asciilifeform: there are no other non-microshit pc makers or non-turdroid pnohe makers.

ascii_butugychag: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-01-2016#1361647 << apparently not enough idiots could be found to buy the $800-pNohe straight up without telco subsidy OR take the eternal rent ☝︎

ascii_field: the exploit which allowed the pnohe to be 'jailbroken'

ascii_field: mircea_popescu: these are a very funny joke on their own. WITHOUT EXCEPTION all 'rooters' are closed-source gigantic blobs that do fuck-knows-what to the pnohe

ascii_field: as in 'no upgrade, proggies bought in the store won't run, latest Pnohe won't sync, etc'

ascii_field: 'google' now sells a cardboard frame one can stuff a pNohe into, as 3d glasses.

asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-06-2015#1161557 << if you're doing safety-critical crypto on a pNohe, you've already lost ☝︎

asciilifeform: Vexual: the only (usable) hole in a google pNohe

ben_vulpes: pnohe does not want to resolve dns even apparently

ascii-bolivia: wtf; there is a -coin operated pNohe charger here-.

asciilifeform: http://www.gotenna.com/pages/how-it-works << commercial product, claimed. but begs question, why the pNohe is needed.

asciilifeform: nubbins`: can you picture how many folks are paid to sit (not necessarily even at a computer, could be a pNohe in one hand) and wait for a bell to ring ?

asciilifeform: ultimately doesn't need to be any more complicated than a typical 'pNohe'

ascii_field: there is no sensible 'pNohe', we already knew this

ascii_field: BingoBoingo: once you turn said pNohe on from your home, it may as well be registered to your face

BingoBoingo: I bough pnoHe and minutes cards for said without ID

asciilifeform: everybody who wants, is probably using pNohe as 'minox' already.

nubbins`: *:asciilifeform wonders if he's the only fella here who has never rage-smashed a keyboard, pNohe, pNablet, ..., etc <<< i rage-smashed a set of folding binoculars at around age 8, broke the little compass on top. wept bitterly at the loss, resolved to only smash things i didn't value from then on

asciilifeform wonders if he's the only fella here who has never rage-smashed a keyboard, pNohe, pNablet, ..., etc

BingoBoingo: Adlai: Mobile online machine, Maybe I want someone to shoot money at me from a Pnohe while watching it hit

BingoBoingo: cazalla: You ever try reading coinfire on Mobile? We're kicking their ass on pnoHe friendly layout nao

asciilifeform: Cheap Smartphone Dongle Diagnoses HIV And Syphilis In 15 Minutes << sham. not in that the tech doesn't work (it does) but in that it is the ordinary single-shot immunoreactive test, but for some (chumpatronic) reason someone bolted it on to a pNohe.

BingoBoingo: davout: Well google was more the catalyst for doing it now. That and having picked up a Smatr PNohe to actually test on.

asciilifeform suggests that after folks are tired of 'smart watches', which proved that it is possible to build a device even more cramped/antiergonomic than a pNohe - electronics vendors should build touch screens in pencil erasers.

asciilifeform doesn't get the whole 'glasshole' meme. carrying a pNohe everywhere, with its two or three cameras pointed every-which-way, is somehow perfectly civilized; but wearing a threadbare camera on your head, not ?

BingoBoingo: I'm pretty sure pNohe sellers could find a way to make resistive touchscreens fashionable again.

BingoBoingo: Microphoneless smart Pnohe is the way to Pnohe, because BB pager recieves calls, records a message. To return calls you battery up a flip phone.

asciilifeform: mike_c: the current pNohe is entirely usable without a computer.

asciilifeform: afaik the only 'top seekreet'-approved Pnohe is 'blackberry sektera' (sp?)

asciilifeform: ben_vulpes: borrow a 'Pnohe' with camera. photograph end of tube with object of known size laid across diameter. count pixels...

asciilifeform: (a pnohe is not necessarily a phone. could be any gizmo with the customary 'amazing! smart!' feature set.)

asciilifeform: mthreat: you don't even need a genuine physical one, just whatever diddles the appropriate field in the pnohe

asciilifeform: (really wanna play? it's in various pnohe 'app stores' ! believe or not)

asciilifeform: and, who, exactly, keeps anything they cannot afford to lose, on a Pnohe?