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BingoBoingo: My knight waves it's dick at your regent
mod6: asciilifeform: you mean, you can build 1000 bridges and always be known as a 'bridge-builder' but if you suck 1 dick, you'll always be known as a cocksucker?
truffles: dub the dick
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: this is less of "i'm a n00b" and more of "i have no idea how economics really work and believe we should just print more money so we can fix our bad debts. Make it rain Ben Bernanke while I suck your dick."
KRS|Gotyawallet: just because he sucked one dick does that make him gay?
KRS|Gotyawallet: its like dick sucking..a guy cant just go and suck one dick and still be straight. even though it was just one dick he's a faggot.
nubbins`: nay, what a bunch of dick-noses
mircea_popescu: when your dick and balls fit in one mouth ?
nubbins`: we (dick surgery) played a show with them once
benkay: mp's getting his dick sucked already
Vexual: mp loke putting his dick in googles ear
dingledoo: leopold78: eat a dick
Vexual: no profit for the year, blaming a broken dick bone and an irrational market
dub: I didn't think ne0futur worked there, he just hangs of tux' dick
dub: appears we are past acceptance and into the dick slurping phase of grief
mircea_popescu: rather than perpetually dick around with labcoins and bitcoin gems.
nubbins`: "Everybody out there should suck my dick"
dub: "*BSD: just slam your dick in a door a few times then install debian"
nubbins`: dick ass cunt
nubbins`: pankkake: just roll a slice of bologna around your dick and squat it between two mattresses
ThickAsThieves: forum quote of the day "Not to mention that the only thing pre-orders leave you with is a dick in your mouth."
Vexual: its got an electric dick warmer
Vexual: ok keep trying to suck your own dick then truffles
pankkake: "It sounds like the premise of a Philip K. Dick story" wait, what?
deadweasel: girl i know just put a ring on another girl after about 1.5 yrs together.. but second girl is bi... so eventually she's gonna want some dick.
nubbins`: damn, so many dudes sending me btc and asking if they can suck my dick
benkay: u guise i can't get to this dick
mircea_popescu: da fuck dick doesn't absorb protein
BingoBoingo: Diablo-D3: By all measure mircea is skinny bordering on malnourished if it wasn't for the protein his dick absorbs through the harem's pussy's
KRS1: Yeah, but who wants to start sucking dick to (maybe) make it to that level of fame?
KRS1: Thats 160 feet of dick per year that she has to suck to make avg of $52,000 dollars per year.
KRS1: Average guy 8" inches..8" X 5 days is 40" of dick per week. Forty inches of dick per week is 160" inches per month, or 13" feet of dick per month.
mircea_popescu: http://superdickery.com/images/stories/dick/1027_4_030.jpg
Vexual: you'd hurt your dick trying some of those old jail games on bitcoin
benkay: then it was "omg need ur dick at absurd markup"
kakobrekla: fake feeling of safetly and a dick in ur ass
truffles: i like to dick around
pankkake: http://www.nytimes.com/2013/11/06/nyregion/de-blasio-is-elected-new-york-city-mayor.html?_r=0 lol at this article. trying to find out who this guy is, but this is just plain dick sucking
nubbins`: i do tend to sweat a lot during dick surgery
BingoBoingo: Yeah, I can't wait till skinnkavaj skins his dick and wears it like a sock for LTC
nubbins`: i'm having dick surgery later this evening, actually
pankkake: you'll need dick surgery
nubbins`: it is always a possibility that i will head down to my basement, grab a claw hammer, and smash my dick with it
nubbins`: http://dicksurgery.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dick-surgery.png?w=490
truffles: "hats off ta skipper" did not want to load, insert bad dick joke
nubbins`: dick surgery is our band :(
nubbins`: not on the same level as dick surgery, but ya know
deadweasel: truffles, eat a dick
BingoBoingo: skinnkavaj: Good to see you joined. How many litecoins sucked your dick today?
BingoBoingo: Yeah, the thing dick bag was pumping.
Kleeck_: assbot is such a dick
nubbins`: although, the newspaper did a story on us a while back, and i sent them over some images to accompany the article. they published a full-page image of a creature with a dick and balls for a nose.
mod6: or got his dick stuck in an iceberg.
Vexual: is she into dick?
Vexual: get a suit cut, strut paris, you be geeting your dick sucked before the sun comes up
nubbins`: http://dicksurgery.files.wordpress.com/2012/12/dick-surgery.png?w=490
nospinzy: the miniute you take it you feel like your dick is going to fall off
Vexual: they ate a dick basically
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: It apparently seems that Tor exits have to be honeypots. I've been running on for half of a week and been getting nothing but boring througn MITM attacks. No matter what bandwidth I offer Tor exits, the tor seems to adapt n a way that either recognizes me attacking its exits or suggests it is sucking some NSA dick.
Vexual: ill have lezzo gagging for dick
mircea_popescu: does he harbor the dick ?
labcoin_: lack of sufficient dick down appropriate throats is what's the problem here.
labcoin_: no, actually, there's an imperative need to be a dick.
Rulother: No need to be a dick
Namworld: The email says it! Everyone knows emails don't lie! Like those dick enlargement emails. They work. They say just click here for a bigger one, I click, and then just thinking about fucking with a bigger dick makes my appendage enlarge within a few seconds.
mod6: "Suck it Pizza-dick I will be spending up your sweet sweet btc next weekend :D" << lol
ozbot: LEE PERRY AND THE SOULETTES...DOCTOR DICK. - YouTube
Vexual: i dropped dr dick yeaterday too, he must have had an anurism
bitcoin42: pankkake: i doubt it. enjoy nakowa's dick in your ass tho.
kakobrekla: i might sound like tits but it really is dick.
kakobrekla: did ya put your dick between kboard and lcd again?
xanto: Someone said dick :D
BingoBoingo: benkay: If you keep pulling you dick hoping for the most contextually perfect definition to pop out sure, you'll feel good because jizz. Seriously embrace the tiny yet necessary bit of pragmatism.
ThickAsThieves: just wanted to be a dick to people that go back and read it
Diablo-D3: as long as theres a pouch behind it I can shove my dick in so she can pop out babiees
mircea_popescu: s dick cheney, if alligned with the mouth its jay-z
ClivePalmer: dick sucking lips - nas
ThickAsThieves: crying about nothing in reality KoS. I like to roll the dice sometimes and every so often I have a bad day. But to accuse me the way you do is unjust. And frankly makes you look like a dick." ---future issuer
nubbins`: don't be the dick that schedules it for 9am or 4:30pm
nubbins`: letting someone plug a device into your computer is the same as letting someone stick their dick in you without a condom
jurov: why we can't have both? tits *and* dick, i mean?
kleeck: Like the dude who frequented the adult video store down the block to suck men off. He would hang around in the store afterwards to the face of the dick he sucked, until one fateful day his father walked out of the bathroom.
kakobrekla: if it would be emotional youd have a dick up your ass
random_cat: the one i like from today is "peta claims eating chicken makes your child have a pencil dick"
mircea_popescu: not like they have anything else to do. taxpayers pay, bureaucrats dick about all day.
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=addadicktome | This is a sex change operation when a female becomes a male and has their sexual privates reshaped into a dick, thereby adding a dick to me. Yo, is Taquisha ...
nubbins`: ;;ud dick surgery
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=addadicktome | This is a sex change operation when a female becomes a male and has their sexual privates reshaped into a dick, thereby adding a dick to me. Yo, is Taquisha ...
nubbins`: ;;ud dick surgery
jurov: it all began with ThickAsThieves wonering what would happen if he had biggest dick^Wquantum computer
assbot: i missed your small dick too <3
Hollywood: The worst is the once that swims up your dick and gets stuck using spikes
kleeck: I was just being a dick, Kakobrekla. I understand your point. :)
pankkake: at least the word does not know my dick size
pankkake: that girl was the kind to beg you to let her suck your dick
Diablo-D3: if she can keep her mouth shut, not piss me off, and suck my dick
Diablo-D3: I have a 7 inch dick.
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Diablo-D3: I must have an above average dick
weex: good thing they weren't reading Moby Dick