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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22280 @ 0.00076614 = 17.0696 BTC [-] {4}
nubbins`: !t h hif
assbot: [HAVELOCK:HIF] 1D: 0.00037404 / 0.00042627 / 0.00043101 (1194 shares, 0.50896501 BTC), 7D: 0.00034900 / 0.00041531 / 0.00045000 (11779 shares, 4.89195429 BTC), 30D: 0.00002500 / 0.00039955 / 0.00052000 (254865 shares, 101.83094463 BTC)
nubbins`: lethargic
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 12 @ 0.27612001 = 3.3134 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.2761175 = 1.1045 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 450 @ 0.00275507 = 1.2398 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 116 @ 0.00275022 = 0.319 BTC [-]
asciilifeform: https://unsee.cc/kanupe/
ozbot: Unsee — Secure and private temporary image hosting
asciilifeform: for electronics junkies
asciilifeform: resurrection of dead laser cutting machine.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 333 @ 0.00265666 = 0.8847 BTC [-] {6}
nubbins`: that's a tricky hand-solder job
asciilifeform: very.
nubbins`: also, interesting landing page on unsee.cc
asciilifeform: i like to imagine that 'unsee' photos scroll across a giant tv at nsa (honeypot!)
nubbins`: heheh
nubbins`: i like to imagine that it's what they say it is, and that the viewer can't just save the photo on first view
asciilifeform: little bugger was a stepper driver for x-axis rail
asciilifeform: last one melted.
asciilifeform: viewer can do whatever, the notion is that the server doesn't keep photos
asciilifeform: (would have to be a chump to belive this, of course)
nubbins`: nod
nubbins`: altho it certainly cuts down on the storage space they need to maintain
asciilifeform: i just like it as a photo 'pastebin' that isn't encrusted with turds
nubbins`: in theory
nubbins`: yeah
benkay: amazing soldering, asciilifeform.
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
asciilifeform: well, i haven't applied power yet...
nubbins`: okay, i think the meat should be sufficiently chilled. time to make sausage.
Vexual: looks like that resistor copped come heat
asciilifeform: it got caught in the fireball.
asciilifeform: still appears to... resist. to spec
Bugpowder: anyone know why there is a discrepancy between gribble and trading.i286 bid depth?
Bugpowder: gribble is at 40M, i286 is at 52M
mircea_popescu: first time i hear of i286
asciilifeform: intel 286?
asciilifeform: got one somewhere...
Bugpowder: Best site for wall analysis
Bugpowder: http://trading.i286.org/#
ozbot: Bitcoin Trading - MtGox
kakobrekla: i dont know why but i got the dude who made it on another chan
Bugpowder: ah
Bugpowder: ping or tell me channel plz
Bugpowder: so curiosity
kakobrekla: seems he is away, i left him a message
Bugpowder: thanks
kakobrekla: np
Bugpowder: In any event, pretty monster number
Bugpowder: Must be all the fiat people trying to get bitcoins to doge
Bugpowder: jesus TWTR
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla so ask him to join ?
mircea_popescu: :D
kakobrekla: i prolly did
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 270 @ 0.00265502 = 0.7169 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 14 @ 0.05 = 0.7 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.002652 = 0.2334 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3193 @ 0.0007653 = 2.4436 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 200 @ 0.00265203 = 0.5304 BTC [-] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;bc,24hprc
gribble: 752.75
thestringpuller: ;;calc 20/742
gribble: 0.0269541778976
thestringpuller: ;;calc 20/740
gribble: 0.027027027027
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIF] 1158 @ 0.00043101 = 0.4991 BTC [+] {2}
thestringpuller: ;;google bitcoin web of trust
gribble: #bitcoin-otc web of trust: <http://bitcoin-otc.com/trust.php>; #bitcoin-otc: <http://bitcoin-otc.com/>; #bitcoin-otc web of trust data: <http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratings.php>
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11850 @ 0.00077025 = 9.1275 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 42 @ 0.002655 = 0.1115 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 4 @ 0.05 = 0.2 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.00077298 = 2.3576 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4300 @ 0.00076651 = 3.296 BTC [-]
Duffer1: http://www.coindesk.com/merge-avoidance-privacy-bitcoin/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 503 @ 0.00285333 = 1.4352 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19181 @ 0.00077178 = 14.8035 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22369 @ 0.00077255 = 17.2812 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7850 @ 0.00077428 = 6.0781 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 5009 @ 0.001 = 5.009 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.29723821 = 0.5945 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00296978 = 0.1039 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29723821 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.27300001 = 0.546 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 160 @ 0.002853 = 0.4565 BTC [-]
Vexual: http://www.velocityaircraft.com/Gallery/gallery2.html do these look cool?
ozbot: Velocity Aircraft
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UqzK19TOPYg sky corvette from 65bc
ozbot: V8 velocity start up - YouTube
benkay: pretty badass
benkay: http://www.velocityaircraft.com/airplane-models-turbo.html
ozbot: Velocity Aircraft
BingoBoingo: Sweet
Vexual: i bet a mad max version would come in under 65bc
Vexual: 33k$ plus stolen parts and 50 cans of matt black spray, then go see the wizard of oz about patience
BingoBoingo: http://www.thedrinkingrecord.com/2013/12/27/expectations-and-things-i-hope-will-be-good/ is writing about someone I have met.
ozbot: Expectations and things I hope will be good | Bingo Blog
BingoBoingo: If anyone has the coin to make Carlsen versus RM III happen I will gladly bet the rest of my coin on RM III.
Vexual: theres that necessity and invention again
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Maybe?
Vexual: i'm no good at chess
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am rather poor at chess as well.
benkay: bingo that's some background texturing you got there
Vexual: im sure if i read the books id have some ahh moments, but to what end?
Vexual: if the knights groom can't fuck the queen i don't really care
BingoBoingo: benkay: I took the linen texture from the Jargon File ESR maintains
BingoBoingo: White wasn't doing it for me benkay
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Isn't resolving that dilemma one of the central points of chess, or can't you resolve it without becoming a cuckolg
Vexual: yeah im just not very good at it, and it hurts
benkay: BingoBoingo: you've gone clear through classy 'fuck all your insane styles' all the way back to '97.
benkay: BingoBoingo: I approve.
Vexual: wanna pla so i can feel better about myself?
BingoBoingo: benkay: Thank you 1997 is the exact year I am shooting for. Twas the year I found putting my index and middle fingers inside a girl could make a girl really happy.
BingoBoingo: Vexual: WHy the fuck not?
benkay: ;;calc 2014-1997
gribble: 17
benkay: hm.
BingoBoingo: Fuck I feel old
benkay: oh man!
benkay: i just remembered the first girl i fingered.
BingoBoingo: benkay: Happens to the best of us.
benkay: stopped in at her crib on a trip to santa clara last year. still get along grandly.
BingoBoingo: I havenyt seen mine in nine years.
BingoBoingo: She had an ass on her though.
BingoBoingo: Lacked in the titties department though.
benkay: they're all beautiful in their own way
benkay: most lovely though when convulsing with out of body experiences
benkay: doubt i'll ever tire of the sight
BingoBoingo: Yeah, I consider HS a time of regret though because I went from a 1 in a million girl with an ass to some rando bitch with a bit bigger titties and not that ass
benkay: me too!
benkay: although my regret revolves around a brief brush with HTML and C that never turned into anything.
benkay: I tell myself that it's probably for the best as I'd likely have gotten mixed up in some profitable and not terribly reputable business and wound up in the pokey given my predilections.
BingoBoingo: I mean titties are good. It is just.... Easy to discount the rest of a girl's frame when you aren't yet aware titties come cheap
BingoBoingo: benkay: The pokey isn't so bad if your skin is pale enough
benkay: BingoBoingo: i'd rather not burn those years behind bars.
BingoBoingo: Bars are cheap. That girl in High School you pass with that ass though.... That haunts you.'
benkay: things that haunt me
benkay: do not include girls from hs
benkay: does include the cost of my 'education'
BingoBoingo: It isn't the girl, or the education per se, but dat ass is on the list of thing I miss.
benkay: actually there is one of those
benkay: and i did trade away from the butt
benkay: but dear god the brain upgrade the new model came with...
BingoBoingo: I am doomed to equate college with girls who are ok and smart, but lacking in the "dayum" department
benkay: i've only ever gone back and forth between pretty and sane and pretty and insane
benkay: but crazy smart beats sane stupid any day.
BingoBoingo: Never had that combination. I've had pretty smart and needs lithium or pretty stupid and presentable.
BingoBoingo: I have to say stupid was more fun though for quite a while.
benkay: i think we're talking about the same thing.
BingoBoingo: Maybe?
benkay: i've only ever bounced between (sane simple slammin) and (crazy smart gorgeous)
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benkay: even the smart ones are still women at the end of the day, with all the emotionally-driven decisionmaking that entails.
benkay: i did have one that was scarily devoid of emotions
BingoBoingo: devoid of emotions is fine.
benkay: can't really say as i agree.
BingoBoingo: I just want a girl with an ass that can drag me out of africa.
benkay: i want a girl with a brain who can raise a brood.
benkay: capital and mercenaries are for the Africa scenario.
BingoBoingo: I don't mind a brood if I don't have to help or the girl has an ass
benkay: capital is the stand-in for helping
benkay: although i'm actually interested in the teaching of nascent humans.
benkay: math, physics, programming, philosophy, history and fighting. that's basically the benkay curriculum.
BingoBoingo: My latest post is about someone great at teaching and shaping larval persons.
benkay: so it is
benkay: having played both chess and go i cannot conscience teaching kids chess over go
BingoBoingo: benkay: He's actuall good enough at the pursuit I would bet my coin on him to beat carlsen
BingoBoingo: Honestly youprobably need to teach both games.
benkay: young chess nerds have this "with what formula do i respond to this problem" approach to life
benkay: sure
BingoBoingo: The thing about chess is that sometimes some formula is the right answer
benkay: most of the time, right?
BingoBoingo: For example I play the Pirc defense in response to 1. e4
BingoBoingo: There is a riht answer in the austrian attack.
benkay: man i just fucking hate the problem space of chess
benkay: totally down with the randomized variants though
BingoBoingo: admit I'lll probably have to leatn go though
benkay: that one takes a minute.
benkay: i just about understand the rules, and that's it.
BingoBoingo: The thing is moving to the Ausstrian attack takes no time. !. e4 d6 2. f4
benkay: maybe i've been thinking about chess wrong
BingoBoingo: Maybe?
BingoBoingo: Even te austrian attack onlyt has a 55% winnning percentage.
benkay: ugh that you can even make claims like that is why boo chess
BingoBoingo: I think those things are a saving grace of the game
BingoBoingo: I mean if you want to skip to cheap 1. d4 is the winnningest move in the game, but...
Vexual: do you play on a board or screen via irc bingo?
BingoBoingo: IRL: 1. d4 d5 2. c4 dxc5 is actually a rare thing. You have to prepare for the queen's gambit accepted while girding yourself for the slav.
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I usually use a board
BingoBoingo: Vexual: If you insist on a screen chess.com isn't horrible though they are annoying
Vexual: no i prefer board
Vexual: removes temptaion of hint bots etc
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Doo you know algebraic notation acceptably well?
Vexual: no, and i havent played chess for some years, so it will be an intelligence test
BingoBoingo: The only way to remove bots is playing the game for cash
BingoBoingo: Ah
benkay: how does playing for cash remove bots?
Vexual: no problemas friend
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Playing for cash encourages bots.
Vexual: who said cash?
BingoBoingo: Why play at your actual level when fruit can play for you as a candidate master.
BingoBoingo: No one said cash
Vexual: we can check for bots later
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22400 @ 0.00083454 = 18.6937 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Would you rather be white or nigger?
Vexual: i have to cook dinner and find a board
BingoBoingo: That is fine
Vexual: (aka loadup chessbot)
BingoBoingo: I have a board set up already.
Vexual: im fringhten, u beat nubs twice?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Probalbly moar than twice.
BingoBoingo: I have never beat RM III though
BingoBoingo: And Vexual I wi;ll let you pick your color unless you insist on ;;flip
Vexual: i can olnly find a plastic set
BingoBoingo: That works vexual.
Vexual: i really must cook dinner first
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Do you know how algebraic notatiomn works
Vexual: if its algebra and notation im sure ill get it first go
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Well, the board is only 8x8
BingoBoingo: And pieces start on letters.
Vexual: reading and numbers, check
Vexual: do you wish to be embarrassed in public?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I prefer the public
Vexual: then you shall be white, if you don't mind a delay as i cook, i am ready
BingoBoingo: Vexual: !. d4
Vexual: one clarification; thats the kings prawn twice yeah?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved the queen's pawn up two
Vexual: nho, the queen sits the colour
Vexual: yes sorry
Vexual: and to think i was going to make a joke about horseys
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20550 @ 0.00083454 = 17.1498 BTC [+]
Vexual: whats the ! for?
Vexual: i thought this was wood plastic stone
BingoBoingo: Vexual: The ! willl be revealed in time
Vexual: e4
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You can only make it as far as e5
BingoBoingo: Which I don't recommend
Vexual: ok i have letters and numbers mixed up then
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00083788 = 3.7705 BTC [+]
Vexual: wait are you fucking with me?
Gotyawallet: Vexual are you aborigine http://tinyurl.com/78manhb
Vexual: ok i get it,
Vexual: e5
BingoBoingo: c4
Vexual: i dont get it
benkay: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 780.397, Best ask: 787.0, Bid-ask spread: 6.60300, Last trade: 787.0, 24 hour volume: 22364.15748135, 24 hour low: 730.56, 24 hour high: 829.8, 24 hour vwap: 789.0979
Vexual: ok, knight out yeah?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved my queen's bishop pawn up two
Vexual: yes sorry, im trying to be nigella bites here'
BingoBoingo: Ah
Vexual: c5
BingoBoingo: dx35
BingoBoingo: dxe5
Vexual: tips and notation in the same breath
Vexual: i cant interpret sorry
BingoBoingo: The d pawn taking d5 is what happened
Gotyawallet: http://tinyurl.com/ofjhexr
Vexual: i see, the first one was a typo
BingoBoingo: prolly
Vexual: ??
Vexual: ok, now we play
BingoBoingo: Vexual: It is your move
Vexual: sorry, im not googleing chess moves, its a tika masala
Vexual: bxc6
Vexual: ?
BingoBoingo: 1. d4 e5 2. c4 c5
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You seek to have a bishop aimed there, but nothing seems to be on that square to take
Vexual: im still grappling with the notation and a curry
BingoBoingo: It happens
Vexual: was that a move or are you teaching me strategy?
BingoBoingo: 3. dx35
Vexual: my notation was wrong?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am waiting for you to concoct a legal move
Vexual: which one of us is a comuter?
BingoBoingo: Beither. It is person versus person.
BingoBoingo: And I may be confusing e with 3
BingoBoingo: So 1. d4 e5 2. c4 c5 3. dxe5 is what happened
Vexual: my last move was correct and you moved?
BingoBoingo: What was your last move?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 31125 @ 0.0008391 = 26.117 BTC [+] {3}
Vexual: i was aiming to move the kings knicght out to his direction
Vexual: queens sorry
Vexual: we crashed ukyo
BingoBoingo: Nc6? And ukyo was relevant when?
BingoBoingo: Nf3
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 98 @ 0.00294 = 0.2881 BTC [-]
Vexual: n?
Vexual: n for knight?
BingoBoingo: Yup, Knight to f3
Vexual: o for awesome, im getting it
Vexual: wait, thats not it
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I you want we could start over with you as white...
Vexual: yes nf3
BingoBoingo: You move?
Gotyawallet: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1trxdv/miamis_first_restaurant_to_accept_bitcoin/
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Vexual: me?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I do believe it is indeed your move
Vexual: ive made an error
Gotyawallet: I'll have to check that out..do you have to wait for your bitcoin to be verified before you can stuff your face
BingoBoingo: Vexual: What error?
BingoBoingo: If you don't answer it is hard to determine if it is an actual error or not
Vexual: i was eating
BingoBoingo: Ah
Vexual: we should probably give that lot to #opencog
BingoBoingo: ?
Vexual: learning to learn and shit
BingoBoingo: Vexual, what sort of person surrenders so soon?
Vexual: ok my queen side knight moved out towards the queen, wheat next
Vexual: *what
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am going to sleep and pretend this game never happened
Vexual: cool, i win again
BingoBoingo: Sure, for some values of win
Vexual: nigella has an iq of about 60, add 80 for the chess, 140!!
BingoBoingo: nigella is also a niggress
BingoBoingo: I have a feeling Vexual That you never intended to play honest
Vexual: i did, i was busy, and i lost track as i was learning notation
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Is anything wrong with you playing white?
Vexual: i dont think so
Vexual: you were whit that game tho right?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Last one we played i was black as Mugabe
Vexual: yes
Vexual: white lives at a or 1?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: that shit doesn't matter
Vexual: no you were white
Vexual: fucking idiot, you went 1st
BingoBoingo: pretty sure I was the negro.
Vexual: no wonder the notation was fucked up
Vexual: i was trying to learn bongo brain
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Let us start again
Vexual: ok, yo uwhite
BingoBoingo: Alright, what is your first move?
Vexual: lets take it to opencog until we get kicked, further human knowledge
Vexual: white goes first
BingoBoingo: What is opencog?
Vexual: i let you go 1s so i could learn notation
BingoBoingo: White always goes first
Vexual: they make ai for comutergames and robots and shit
BingoBoingo: Cuase 'Merica
BingoBoingo: Vexual: As white you move first.
Vexual: ok, but if you pull that shit again, ill get crosser
BingoBoingo: Vexual: If I pull what shit.
Vexual: turning the board around so i can't learn
BingoBoingo: I am the one playing nigger and you keep quitting
BingoBoingo: I can assure you not only can nubbins be, but he is totally ashamed
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 123 @ 0.001 = 0.123 BTC
Vexual: can we okay long hand?
Vexual: play even
BingoBoingo: I am unsure not only of what you mean, but additionally of what you could mean
Vexual: kings pawn 2 forward
BingoBoingo: Is thisd the first move of a new game? If so 1.... d6.
Vexual: invalid move, check notation
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You moved 1. e4 and i followed with ... d6
BingoBoingo: Queen pawn up one
Vexual: im white u dumb fuck
Vexual: thats better
Vexual: kings knight toward king
BingoBoingo: to f3 or h3?
Vexual: f3
BingoBoingo: Nf6
Vexual: try again
Vexual: did you mean kings knight away?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I mean I am moving the King's knight to F6 and if anything gets in the way so help me god I am raping it until it is dead
Vexual: ill allow it
Vexual: knd4
BingoBoingo: g6
BingoBoingo: Chess has a nice basis for notation. A to H, 1 to 8...
Vexual: d3
BingoBoingo: Bg4
Vexual: bg?
BingoBoingo: Bishop to G4
Vexual: queen forward
BingoBoingo: Bg7
BingoBoingo: nubbins' I miss you
Vexual: youre a cheeky little so and so
Vexual: be2
BingoBoingo: vexual and I can't find a word other than cunt to describe you
BingoBoingo: BxB
Vexual: wait till the knights pawn gets your queen
BingoBoingo: DO I even need a queen?
Vexual: king takes bishop
Vexual: she will still be there, just ruined
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21550 @ 0.00084486 = 18.2067 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: 0-0
Vexual: ruck now i cant castle, dam you vanity!
Vexual: whats 00? is that a move, or are you obtaining more vodka ?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: 0-0 is castling kingside
Vexual: thanks
BingoBoingo: I did war you, but no.
BingoBoingo: You didn't think the Pric defense could be so dangerous
Vexual: i thought you were eating two dicks, im new at this
BingoBoingo: Do you know who wouldn't be so vain? nubbins'
Vexual: queens knight to queen
Vexual: (c'3) prome style
BingoBoingo: e5
Vexual: b5
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24015 @ 0.0008469 = 20.3383 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: b4 or Nc-B5?
Vexual: kings knight to b5
BingoBoingo: Qd7
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Vexual: a2 to a 4
BingoBoingo: a7-a6
Vexual: f3
BingoBoingo: axb4
BingoBoingo: Sorry, axb5
Vexual: b4
BingoBoingo: bxa4
Gotyawallet: lol ya'll fools is funny
Gotyawallet: king me
Vexual: h3
BingoBoingo: Nc6
Vexual: b5
BingoBoingo: Nd4+
Vexual: whats the +?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You are in check
Vexual: oh
Vexual: king forward
BingoBoingo: My knight waves it's dick at your regent
BingoBoingo: Bh6+
Vexual: pf4
BingoBoingo: Bxf4
Vexual: f2
BingoBoingo: Kf2?
Vexual: duh
BingoBoingo: BxQ
Vexual: bxb
BingoBoingo: Nxc2
Vexual: king to e2
BingoBoingo: Nxa1
Vexual: are u pretending to be on a board?
Vexual: your nicht is at b2
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I have a board
Vexual: so it seems
Vexual: where is your knight?
BingoBoingo: My jnight tok out tt trash on c2 and now took out the trash on a1
BingoBoingo: See Nxc2 above
Vexual: fuck youre right, let me recount
Vexual: rook to a6
BingoBoingo: I don't think you have a rook to move there
BingoBoingo: Much less a clear file
Vexual: yes a8 hadnt moved
BingoBoingo: Vexual: a8 is my rook, my knight just took a1
Vexual: have you got another board?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am only looking at one board
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Are you tripping balls?
Vexual: we have a discrepency, no im not
Vexual: is it worth going back? i think you have it either way
Vexual: want a photo of my board?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: We can compare oards, but I think in the least ambiguous notation I just took your rook on a1 with my knight
Vexual: i say the most likely root is you fail at cheating
Vexual: yes i moved a8 to a6 dumbass
Vexual: its usually the human that fucks up
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I am the nigger though. a8 is my rook
Vexual: since when?
Vexual: its covered
BingoBoingo: Vexual: To the best of my knowledge I have been black the whole game.
Vexual: oh fuck
Vexual: my ad
Vexual: bad
Vexual: h1 e1
Vexual: i do apologise
BingoBoingo: N b3
Vexual: qc2
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You don't have a queen anymoar
Vexual: youre right, thats a a bell end bishop, hold
BingoBoingo: https://unsee.cc/ketapu/
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Vexual: bg5
BingoBoingo: Nd4+
Vexual: fuck mano, im gonna send u some hobonickels, i thought my setup was ghetto
Vexual: at leats youre good at chess
BingoBoingo: Vexual: The trick is that I am the nigga' all the ghetto is mine
Vexual: king forward
Vexual: it certainly seems that way
BingoBoingo: Nc2+
Vexual: kd2
BingoBoingo: Nxe1
Vexual: kxn
BingoBoingo: a3
Vexual: cunt
Vexual: bf3
Vexual: errr
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You are the one who insisted in expending all of this effort.
BingoBoingo: bf4?
Vexual: bf6
BingoBoingo: a2
Vexual: yes and i told you the queens knight and his men will roll in
Vexual: d5
BingoBoingo: a1-Q+
Vexual: huh?
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I moved my pawn to a1 and it became a queen
BingoBoingo: Like Mikial Jackson
Vexual: you already have a queen genius
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Sure I had one queen, but nao I have a second
Vexual: u wanna check that?
BingoBoingo: Check what? Last I checked, yoou are in check...
Vexual: fuck off, theres only one queen
BingoBoingo: Maybe in some games there can only bee one queen, but this is chess.
Vexual: im white
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I looks like the Zulus are winning
Vexual: use your bishop
Vexual: lol
Vexual: ok queen
BingoBoingo: Vexual: I have no need to move, me new queen put you in check
Vexual: use my white one
Vexual: kd2
BingoBoingo: Ra8-a2+
Vexual: a8?
Vexual: speak english zulu
BingoBoingo: You have no rooks
Vexual: i have one
BingoBoingo: Rook was on a8 and went to a2
BingoBoingo: +
Vexual: ok
Vexual: ke3
BingoBoingo: Qa1xNc3
BingoBoingo: +
BingoBoingo: Might actually be #
Vexual: your queen is on a2
BingoBoingo: No, a2 is busy holding my rook
Vexual: i mean b1
Vexual: oh wait
BingoBoingo: If it was on b1 it could still go Qb3#
Vexual: this is as dissappointing as cybersecks
Vexual: whats going on?
BingoBoingo: Vexual I think what happeed is you lost
Vexual: is it mate?
BingoBoingo: Unlike most people thoug you seem to be trying to give someone else you loss.
BingoBoingo: Only you can say if it is mate or not
Vexual: no i am having trouble interpreting qa1xnc3
Vexual: a1 and c3 appear to be empty
BingoBoingo: You had a Knight on c3. I has a pawn that went to a1 and became a fabulous queen. That queen took you knight #
Vexual: im terribly embarrassed, but i fucked up somewehre ther
BingoBoingo: You really did.
Vexual: good game, you had it from the start, thats mate
BingoBoingo: Vexual: GG to you too
Vexual: fuckups aside, i still rate pretty poorly huh?
BingoBoingo: I rate poorly Vexual
BingoBoingo: I rate very poorly
Vexual: so im nigella?
Vexual: a cocaine habit and an aptitude for cups to grammes?
BingoBoingo: Maybe? Maybe if you are a bitch who likes to be choked the hell out of?
Vexual: nope, +5!
Vexual: although, my defences were insufficient
BingoBoingo: Everyone's defenses are insufficient
Vexual: deep
BingoBoingo: Not really, it just happens
Vexual: you were quite obviously better than me
BingoBoingo: Maybe? Deep though would have involved you knowing both why and how I beat you.
Vexual: and my fail is forever etching in the marbleous slendour of bitcoin-assets
BingoBoingo: Vexual: Nubbins' is totallly going to wipe the floor with your bullshit whenever he gets back.
Vexual: oh :(
BingoBoingo: Vexual, don't get me wrong. You weren't bad at chess.
assbot: [MPEX] [FT] [X.EUR] 78 @ 0.0026 = 0.2028 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 200 @ 0.002853 = 0.5706 BTC [-]
Vexual: i was
Vexual: am
BingoBoingo: Vexual: You just handled every situation you encountered in the game in a way that was substandard
Vexual: oh
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oWxyYiR6dQ
ozbot: Paul Simon & Ladysmith Black Mambazo - Homeless - Hyde Park - Live in London - July 15 2012 - YouTub
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUQzE7ff8pQ
ozbot: Paul Kelly - I've done all the dumb things - YouTube
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSzpOUwiLkc&hl=en-GB&gl=GB
ozbot: Nightcrawlers - Push The Feeling On - YouTube
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFHkO3CqnjU
ozbot: Bong-Ra 'Can You Dig It ?' - YouTube
Vexual: ;)
Vexual: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbHLj7xt5Rw
ozbot: afroman - sell your dope - YouTube
Vexual: wold bitbet ever consider promoting cage fights? i need some coin
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29 BTC [-]
Vexual: juke-jr is prolly the only guy in my weight
Vexual: and hes flush
Vexual: vex tardefortress might pay ☟︎
Vexual: hes flush too
Vexual: how big dyareckon prome is?
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyjV9hDNRvQ
ozbot: Bloc Party - Two More Years - YouTube
Vexual: $¬(<(..)
Vexual: hahah
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBsazIACpYM
ozbot: Stone Roses - Fools Gold(Full Version) - YouTube
Vexual: kano, dr greg and smidge have martial arts
Vexual: next london trade show
Vexual: i might be thinking too far outside the box
Vexual: perhaps a trip to the cleaners instead of the dentis would be more satisfying with dr greg
Vexual: less chance of asophogeal damage to me, with karate and all
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk8j3z53tGM
ozbot: Ian Brown F E A R - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.286 = 0.572 BTC [-]
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iNpy6NoFFsk
ozbot: Lead Belly- Pick A Bale Of Cotton live 1945 - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.285 BTC [-]
Vexual: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrofCGa2BP8
ozbot: Eric Clapton - Cocaine [Live from Tokyo 1988] - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 700 @ 0.00281328 = 1.9693 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 1300 @ 0.00281015 = 3.6532 BTC [-] {3}
Vexual: coca growers are quite capable of subsistance farming
Vexual: ie not growing coca for refinement
Vexual: and providing better long term outcomes for their communities
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 26 @ 0.02499991 = 0.65 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo "I have met Richard Martin II though and can say he is a rather unpleasant facsimile of a human being though." << too many thoughs
ThickAsThieves: http://www.mastercoin.org/
ThickAsThieves: $169 ea
ThickAsThieves: $95m market
ThickAsThieves: http://coinmarketcap.com/ Ripple $2.6b
ozbot: Crypto-Currency Market Capitalizations | Bitcoin Ripple Litecoin MasterCoin Peercoin Namecoin Quark
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 4090 @ 0.001 = 4.09 BTC
Gotyawallet: a lot of folks do NOT like mastercoin
kakobrekla: ;;later tell bugpowder twas a bug without powder
gribble: The operation succeeded.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 19 @ 0.07 = 1.33 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 6 @ 0.28100334 = 1.686 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.28012013 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2376 @ 0.00009086 = 0.2159 BTC [-] {6}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00085385 = 13.3201 BTC [+] {3}
kakobrekla: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72RqpItxd8M
ozbot: KUNG FURY Official Trailer [HD] - YouTube
kakobrekla: this is better than bitfury
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17110 @ 0.00085373 = 14.6073 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 202 @ 0.00085122 = 0.1719 BTC [-]
kakobrekla: http://finance.yahoo.com/news/shares-no-name-tech-company-122532967.html
ozbot: Shares Of No-Name Tech Company Go Crazy After It Announces Its Getting Into The Bitcoin Game - Yahoo
the20year1: Nice
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 10 @ 0.07739999 = 0.774 BTC [+] {2}
TomServo: !jd
assbot: Just-Dice stat: 9702 BTC profit, 35.6k BTC invested, 393.50 mio bets, 4.67 mio BTC wagered
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 11 @ 0.2949992 = 3.245 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26200 @ 0.00085453 = 22.3887 BTC [+]
the20year1: Big RentalStarter email sent out, if you're one of our investors, please read - https://docs.google.com/document/d/164t3NRO3KysAmFHCwj9GeEWDsYSkU8_wCKo9dL9WoUk/edit?usp=sharing
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16000 @ 0.00085453 = 13.6725 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.NSA] 45000 @ 0.00012 = 5.4 BTC [-]
Bugpowder: TWTR pop
jurov: ;;hashrate
gribble: Error: "hashrate" is not a valid command.
jurov: ;;rate
gribble: (rate <nick> <rating> [<notes>]) -- Enters a rating for <nick> in the amount of <rating>. Use optional <notes> field to enter any notes you have about this user. <nick> must be the user's GPG-registered username, Your previously existing rating, if any, will be overwritten.
jurov: ;;bc,stats
gribble: Current Blocks: 277263 | Current Difficulty: 1.1809231952580261E9 | Next Difficulty At Block: 278207 | Next Difficulty In: 944 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 5 days, 5 hours, 10 minutes, and 16 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 1390150298.77 | Estimated Percent Change: 17.71725
Bugpowder: http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/hot-stock-minute/wpcs-to-release-bitcoin-trading-platform--gm-recalls-1-5-million-cars-in-china--textron-buys-beechcraft--lockheed-martin-at-52-week-high-135253529.html
ozbot: WPCS soars; GM recalls; Textron buys Beechcraft; Lockheed Martin hits 52-week high | Hot Stock Minut
Bugpowder: First up, WPCS International (WPCS) whose stock jumped 20% in after-hours trading yesterday. The surge came after the tech company announced its BTX Trader unit would be releasing a software platform to trade Bitcoins. The digital currency last traded above $800 according to Bitcoin exchange, Mt.Gox. For the year, WPCS is down nearly 50%.
Bugpowder: http://www.rttnews.com/2244541/wpcs-announces-public-release-of-beta-version-of-btx-trading-platform.aspx?type=bn
ozbot: WPCS Announces Public Release Of Beta Version Of BTX Trading Platform
Bugpowder: just a micro cap pump and dump?
benkay: no way man they have a amazing pan-exchange trading execution thing totally going to rescue their business with a pivot into profitability
assbot: AMAZING COMPANY!
pankkake: https://cryptsy.freshdesk.com/support/discussions/topics/46514 not enough faces too many palms
ozbot: Please add Bernankoin - BEK : Cryptsy.com
benkay: why is this so surprising, pankkake?
benkay: in nature, success leads to imitators.
benkay: in computers, where there's a trivial cost to spin up (f.ex) a new altchain, the froth of imitators will be dominated by people who are kind of sort of with it, as they're going to outperform the derpy imitators who genuinely believe that they're changing the world or being a part of something or some shit like that.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 6 @ 0.04999999 = 0.3 BTC [-]
benkay: bernankoin just has too many legs to die, thanks to you :)
jurov: you mean heads?
jurov: not legs
benkay: well there's only pankkake heading the thing up
benkay: the legs'd be a million 'me-too'-ers
pankkake: people complain I'm not "promoting" it enough lol
jurov: dunno how many heads pankkake has
pankkake: I have a few people in my head
benkay: i think i saw Vexual talking to himself in -assets last night
jurov: what? that happened ever since he arrived
benkay: true, true.
jurov: in short, we are a legion
benkay: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=27-12-2013#432070 ☝︎
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
benkay: that one though
benkay: actually addressing himself
jurov: lol i missed that
jurov: to me it looks like markov chain generation
jurov: vexual might try to place bounty to whoever discovers the source for his generator
jurov: not sure if that helps him, tho
benkay: "hello, -assets? yes, i've lost my other personality's Markov chain generator. will someone escrow a dogecoin bounty?"
jurov: i had in mind something else, like, replacing the corpus
jurov: by trilema articles, perhaps?
benkay: romanian's going to make for some messy chains
benkay: pietilla's posts?
jurov: they are mostly gone :(
Gotyawallet: no more supernode
mod6: lawl
Gotyawallet: WOW them new indian exchanges has some volumes
ThickAsThieves: http://www.theverge.com/2013/12/27/5248004/federal-judge-rules-nsa-metadata-collection-is-lawful-dismissing-aclu
ozbot: Federal judge rules NSA metadata collection is lawful, dismissing ACLU case | The Verge
ThickAsThieves: "the question of whether that program should be conducted is for the other two coordinate branches of Government to decide."
benkay: "the rapist in charge of proceedings deferred to the team of rapists running the show outside the courtroom on the question of determining who should get raped and when."
asciilifeform: who, exactly, imagined that this would go differently?
asciilifeform: picture suing kgb in a soviet court.
Gotyawallet: Picture the KGB like you've never seen them before
Gotyawallet: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9sQZLtsfp8
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 24550 @ 0.00085122 = 20.8975 BTC [-]
Bugpowder: that is a different case though, right?
jurov: "I'll also note that Filch was remarkably unpleasant to the children in Hogwarts and I expect the school's hedonic index to be improved by his departure, not that it matters to you, I suppose."
jurov: hpmor on it again :D
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 220 @ 0.001 = 0.22 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 6 @ 0.07705 = 0.4623 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 10 @ 0.02499991 = 0.25 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 43 @ 0.04999999 = 2.15 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 39 @ 0.2809232 = 10.956 BTC [-] {6}
Gotyawallet: Hrmph.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HMF] 8 @ 0.02389999 = 0.1912 BTC [-]
benkay: !l m s.mpoe
assbot: Last trade for S.MPOE on MPEX was at 0.00085122 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 1500 @ 0.001 = 1.5 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 22 @ 0.0488973 = 1.0757 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 27 @ 0.04795563 = 1.2948 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [PETA] 11 @ 0.04756 = 0.5232 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17900 @ 0.00085313 = 15.271 BTC [+] {3}
benkay: mpoe back to 90k?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.29499797 = 1.18 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 118 @ 0.00291 = 0.3434 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00291998 = 0.254 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 87 @ 0.00291998 = 0.254 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00085122 = 17.1946 BTC [-]
benkay: 17 btc sez nope.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00085463 = 6.4097 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SFI] 200 @ 0.001 = 0.2 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.29499997 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 49 @ 0.00291996 = 0.1431 BTC [-]
FabianB_: ;;calc 1/0.00260000
gribble: 384.615384615
FabianB_: ;;ticker --last --currency eur
gribble: 569.01
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 53 @ 0.0028102 = 0.1489 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15740 @ 0.000851 = 13.3947 BTC [-] {2}
jurov: $avg
mpexbot: jurov: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
benkay: colleague and i were just noodling on the topic of using a cardano for deploys
deadweasel: ;;ticker
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 793.429, Best ask: 799.97498, Bid-ask spread: 6.54598, Last trade: 799.97498, 24 hour volume: 13963.13789770, 24 hour low: 768.0, 24 hour high: 837.0, 24 hour vwap: 798.84032
benkay: another crazy vix month
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22521 @ 0.00085484 = 19.2519 BTC [+]
benkay: and yet the mpoe buys keep pouring in
jurov: !t m ^oix
assbot: [MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: / 66.44661388 / 66.44661388 (3 shares, 0.07 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)