BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Honestly looks more like Buzzfeed's titling style than Cracked's. Cracked had been sliding downward for a while, but Buzzfeed emerging has accelerated the race to the bottom.
mircea_popescu: aite, i'm not quite that knowledgeable on teenager brain rot
mircea_popescu: there gfoes the next nsa product god fucking damn it all to heck!
jurov: gentlemen and ladies, coinbr will become active tomorrow morning.
jurov: i'm tired and decided not to do stuff at such ungodly hour as 5am
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I made the mistake of handing my email addy to younger sibblings and older relatives. This is why the only way to get an email address off of the blog has to come from importing the GPG key.
jborkl: You still on vacation mp
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah. I figure this way anyone who wants to email me has to do the work to get the email address from the public key block. It keeps the lowest common demoninators out of my inbox even if it lets the bots harvest my addie.
jborkl: Nice vacation, I need one of those
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo i am looking forward to the day where email works like mpex
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: your spam will be encrypted, forcing you to decrypt each message before discarding it
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: But what if the email is encrypted by someone outside my WOT? Seems safe to discard it then before decrypting.
jborkl: Nicebjob mitigating damage mp
BingoBoingo: I think GPG notaries are where it is at this next decade. Local dude established in a few WOTs signs public keys of people who meet him in person to establish the connection between their public key and identity.
mircea_popescu: generally gpg enabled translation and transduction is where it's at.
mircea_popescu: musicians as a group will need a dude who can testify to their reputation among plumbers
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mircea_popescu: so this'd be a dude with good wot exposure in musicwot and plumberwot
mircea_popescu: someone with a good courtwot could be trusted upon to recomend pscych experts. if he also has a good psychwot.
kakobrekla: is supposed to have "tight binding between contacts management and PGP key ring"
BingoBoingo: I'm thinking not quite that far yet. I'm thinking a place to start is people with notary services offering to endorse key is person. After that introduction of key is person trust can be built.
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jborkl: That is already WOT, if mp or kako give someone a good wot. I don't really worry
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6010101 = 2.404 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo would it make a substantial difference to you should you discover "i" am really a 24 year old busty blonde woman ?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 79 @ 0.0026 = 0.2054 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: it many application the physical identity = key equality is not particularly important
mircea_popescu: (those situations where trust is built on key actions, not on person actions0
dub: BingoBoingo: you realise this exists already
jborkl: Just a example kako. I of course don't trust anyone you give a good wot
dub: not in the notary service sense, but in keysigning parties
jborkl: Keysigning parties, who shows up to that party
dub: they mostly happen and *NOG conferences etc
nubbins`: people who you would never have to trust
nubbins`: aw shucks, does this mean you'll come to my party?
dub: its kinda teh idea behind public key repositories neh?
jborkl: Reptillia has a key party soon
dub: you upload your key and a wot grows around people who have sighted others meatspace ID etc
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: I agree in nearly all cases.
dub: im not seeing muc difference
dub: other than economic incentive to game it
dub: in nerdland its more 'hurr durr my key is signed by RMS, check my epeen'
BingoBoingo: dub: A problem with keysigning parties is that life doesn't happen at your convenience. Out side of the nerdier regions they are a rare bird to spot.
mircea_popescu: things with no economic incentives included suck by that very fact.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Should people really still be using PGP as an acronym. I figure it is better to bury it with GPG references.
BingoBoingo: OpenPGP may be what the spec is called now, but GPG seems to be the only implementation that matters.
dub: well there is a secondary economic'ish incentive, if netop at europa net signs a message to me asking me to null korea due to an outbreak of k-pop I might like some surety its him and not the NSA
nubbins`: i'm sure there are plenty of uses for WoTs outside of btc-space, but i can't think of any that would apply to me
mircea_popescu: dub if you obtain this surety from sks.keyservers you're k-pop god.
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: Maybe you want a WOT to decide who to answer the door for if someone knocks?
dub: im missing something in your point
nubbins`: i always answer the door; depending on who it is and the time of day, i may or may not carry a hammer in my other hand
dub: the keysigning party is where whats on the keserver gets validated
mircea_popescu: dub i agree indeed you might like such surety, i still believe you'd rather check with gribble than with the pgp wot
nubbins`: BingoBoingo: so you miss out on all those sweet opportunities to buy stolen jewelry or give some guy a glass of water because he's SO THIRSTY
dub: right, and true, but they are basically the same ting
mircea_popescu: well they are basically the same thing in the sense the romanian talent earlier and a singer are basically the same thing
dub: they are both highly community centric
nubbins`: maybe i should demand a qr code be held up to the peephole
dub: a bunch of propeller heads who have been communicating and meeting up in person since the dawn of the tubes, vs a goup of mostly people trying to scam money out of each other
mircea_popescu: it's always good to demand tits be held up to peeprhole
jborkl: Just don't look into the gloryhole
BingoBoingo: Tits work. For the gloryhole you have to go to the garage door though.
nubbins`: i'm not sure i understand this, he's just some guy who goes around signing people's keys?
mircea_popescu: got the propellerheads all aggitated, because they're too retarded to understand in practice the first thing about a wot, because their 30 year old wot never worked.
dub: mircea_popescu: so the lesson is, check who has countersigned? kinda like, check the wot user hasnt been shill rated
dub: pirate still had a pretty good rating last I checked
mircea_popescu: you couldn't have missed the point where the girl explained why this is fallacious.
mircea_popescu: the wot doesn't describe if a person is trustworthy, that's your job. the wot doesn't describe what a person is doing. the wot strictly describes whom a person's been doing shit with.
mircea_popescu: you go ask those you trust from that list as to the what and decide as to trust.
dub: how is this different to keservers
dexX7: what's the idea behind "signing a key from another user"? like "mp confirms that dub is indeed dub"?
mircea_popescu: exactly the way the timisoara rapper girl is differen from "a singer"
dub: one group are more or less accustomed to being fucked over isnt valid
mircea_popescu: o but it is, dub. that's what measures the value of the engineer : the burned voltmeters.
mircea_popescu: dexX7 it's vague what exactly it means. most people sign keys so gpg stops whining about it.
nubbins`: i really need to read more about all of this
dub: well thats not always the case
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Well, I thought the carnal part was implied...
dub: in the community I referenced its generally people who have interacted at a professional level over time, they require registration before attending so you know who you are goign tobe signing for and can stipulate what references they need to bring
dub: which is often multiple forms of photo ID etc
BingoBoingo: dub: References necessarily implies tits...
dub: sure there are instances where its broken but you apply the same process as teh gribble wot
dub: is the person I am trusting likely to assign trust blithely
dub: again, there is often a long term relationship the ID is just another layer
dub: of course its not universally done like this but neither is gribble wot
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dub: Lacking or showing a lack of due concern; casual: spoke with blithe ignorance of the true situation
dub: asciilifeform: how about you sight my govt ID, my employer ID and witness me make a (verfiable) change to some internet route via a hardware 2fa secured platform
dub: same as 'key M has traded with pirateat40 and imsaguy'
mircea_popescu: well, it's a metic, properly speaking. being a metric one could build trust on it.
dub: not arguing that, the arguemnt was, its not fundamentally different to gribbles wot
mircea_popescu: dub but the argument was it's practically different not fundamentally different
mircea_popescu: if i gotta bring the romanian rapper chick exampl;e again...
dub: practually people can suck at using both systems
nubbins`: i'm actually a really big fan of portmanteaus
nubbins`: hmm, so a uid is associated always with the master key, correct?
KRS1: is romanian rapper chick hawt
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 163 @ 0.0621 = 10.1223 BTC [-] {2}
deadweasel: hmmmm..... I think this cult will go far in the states... they will eat it up and send him all their money.
ozbot: Discretion is the ability to know when to speak and when not to speak. : ZenHabits
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 20 @ 0.58342 = 11.6684 BTC [-] {5}
dub: seems like a tough sell, americans don't tend to like to stop talking
deadweasel: but that's because they don't KNOW they can stop
deadweasel: trust me, i just got off the phone with my ex.
nubbins`: okay, tell me if this makes sense: i have a business and a pgp key associated therewith. the email address of the uid is that of the business. what i want to do is add three additional uids for the three directors of the business, and then have a subkey generated for each director as well.
skinnkavaj: Does someone you know have: severe memory loss, large bags of useless crypto-currency, delusions about moons, rockets or mtgox-midas-ltc? Then they maybe be suffering from Litecoin Investor Syndrome and you should call 911 immediately, every second matters!
BingoBoingo: skinnkavaj: Does pumping LTC in hostile venues have you down? Does your audience seem listless? Try brewing some tea with potatoe leafs.
nubbins`: ok, just needed a quick sanity check
nubbins`: and this will not be a nightmare for those who have already added the original key, yes?
mircea_popescu: well, the problems are : depending on implementation you might not be able to give diff directors diff keys, so you depend on their probity signing properly ;
mircea_popescu: people will need updated pubkeys including the whole list if they're to reply to the new keys
mircea_popescu: not be able to give diff directors diff keys << passphrases i mean, not keys.
nubbins`: ah, that would be less than useful
nubbins`: "here, remember this 90+ character password"
mircea_popescu: alternatively, you can just make x independent keys, of which 1 is for the corp, and the others for directors, and perhaps sign a director certificate with thecorp key
KRS1: did you guys see percover
KRS1: PeerCover allows anyone to form his or her insurance group or join an existing group to insure anything from a Bitcoin wallet to Ripple debt. Draft your own terms you approve and sign. Evaluate and vote on new members. Vote on new claims. - See more at:
https://bitcoinstarter.com/projects/85#sthash.JNat22IH.dpuf nubbins`: "Using this you can ... sing your key. Although it is too logic to mention. For this you need your passphrase." -GPG mini how-to
dub: sing your key? sounds like Luke-Jr is involved
dexX7: does any of those bitstarter projects ever get funded?
nubbins`: KRS1: insurance is up there with banks as far as regulation goes
BingoBoingo: nubbins`: The GPG mini how to is worthless. Doesn't even cover picking individual keys to use.
nubbins`: yeah, it's kind of difficult to find reasonable documentation on all of this
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo didn't you just publish a gpg how to thing ?
nubbins`: "You could go so far as to create profiles and upload credit history/health records to increase your chances of acceptance into a pool"
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Yeah. I also included links to the mini how to and the full manual. The mini how to explains the basics, but is probably too mini.
nubbins`: i'm just going to fill out a detailed medical questionnaire and send it to a bunch of anons in exchange for health "insurance"
BingoBoingo: I mean who is only going to have one GPG key to steward.
nubbins`: not even a chance at actual insurance, in fact
mircea_popescu: "come suck my cock for a chance at marrying me" != "come suck my cock for this here ring"
nubbins`: just a chance at the same random anons giving you a ton of cash years down the road
dub: we talking cocksucking or rusty tromboning
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: rusty trombone
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 68 @ 0.00569998 = 0.3876 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i bet there are people RIGHT NOW sharing their credit history and medical records
dub: just like right now people are investing in whatever alberto is doing now
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo possible but unproven. alberto was the original bitdaytrade frontman
dub: BDT wasnt his first scam
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Ah, so maybe his sister went to Meni and cut him out of Labcoin?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 478 @ 0.00107101 = 0.5119 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 74 @ 0.00569 = 0.4211 BTC [-]
ozbot: Proctologist Simulator 2013 is such a shitty game - Imgur
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 25000 @ 0.000101 = 2.525 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 7 @ 0.33997142 = 2.3798 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: okay, going to try easing back into a normal sleep/wake schedule. nite
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 5606 @ 0.00215139 = 12.0607 BTC [-] {18}
Ademan: Will btct.co be automatically paying out account balances to withdrawal addresses or do I need to do that manually? (I ask because my dumb ass just accidentally locked my account...)
BingoBoingo: Ademan: No idea. Hope is a shitty thing to count on though isn't it?
Ademan: heh yeah, I avoided doing it before because there's a fee for withdrawal and I'm a bit indignant that I'm paying a fee to do something I'm forced to do :-/
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 21 @ 0.0054 = 0.1134 BTC [-]
BingoBoingo: Ademan: Well, maybe avoid failed people promoting failed models of doing thangs.
opc0d3: anyone here buy futures with ICBIT?
BingoBoingo: opc0d3: You mean the bucketshop. Coinbr is cheap now. No reason to fuck with ICBIT>
opc0d3: i bought futures at $150 on ICBIT.se and sold around $230. nearly doubled my coins.... its also run by Tycho. an admin on bitcointalk.org. i doubt its a scam. what coinbr?
opc0d3: whats an actual account?
gribble: Nick 'opc0d3', with hostmask 'opc0d3!d07cd3fa@gateway/web/freenode/ip.208.124.211.250', is not identified.
opc0d3: im not a shill for icbit, if thats what you're worried about
opc0d3: the options on mpex have no liquidity or volume, otherwise id trade them
opc0d3: last time i checked there was like 2 trades a day on options there
gribble: Nick 'BingoBoingo', with hostmask 'BingoBoingo!~BingoBoin@unaffiliated/bingoboingo', is identified as user BingoBoingo, with GPG key id 309BB8D7F3251143, key fingerprint ADD7A9A28F85E5EF1F51904F309BB8D7F3251143, and bitcoin address None
dub: Ademan: isnt the withdrawal fee just the standard bitcoin tx fee?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 315 @ 0.00109877 = 0.3461 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: CoinBr Live S.MPOE
BingoBoingo: Any thoughs on the not quite world series here?
pigeons: KRS1: peercover is having some legal/bank account issues at the moment FYI
pigeons: their google wallet account was closed as well
pigeons: and buy the way the guy's a nut
pigeons: i hear he is going to start an exchange as the "secret sauce"
pigeons: i cant read that link it always wants me to pay
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 22 @ 0.6 = 13.2 BTC [+] {3}
dub: tl;dr libertards are retarded
ozbot: New 6430u smells awful - Laptop General Hardware Forum - Laptop - Dell Community
pigeons: "Same issue - I have been blaming a new kitten who I swore was creeping into my closed back pack at night and magically only hitting the PC with a concentrated urine stream which then magically evaporated. Glad to hear I am not alone (people see my smelling my PC and think I am insane!) and my apologies to the cat."
dub: gotta love those canned support indians
BingoBoingo: Who else thinks RealSolid has already cut and run?
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: That one. The mcxnow one now. Apparently he scammed new n00bs good this time.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.0621 = 0.3105 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: well he's not going anywhere, seeing how it's what, the 3rd ? 4th ?
BingoBoingo: Yeah. Shame how linking his history won't save n00bs and their coins. I'm starting to wonder how he might compare to Pirate.
ozbot: S.MG - Eulora v0.0.3 pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [LABCO] 200 @ 0.00075 = 0.15 BTC [+] {2}
mircea_popescu: meh, doesn't look like we'll make 6am. still hopeful it will be today however.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 96 @ 0.06037814 = 5.7963 BTC [-] {3}
mod6: sweet, have to give v0.0.3 a try tomorrow when i get my new drive more set up.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 149 @ 0.00521027 = 0.7763 BTC [-] {2}
mod6: (my laptop drive failed yesterday)
BingoBoingo: In a lot of ways I find RealSolid scarier than pirateat40.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: He has a scam ponzi/exchange now.
BingoBoingo: The dangerous part though, more so than pirate were probably the goals he had for his altcoins. Mcxnow is the exchange.
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
BingoBoingo: The dangerous thing about RealSolid is he wanted a $1 to 1 scamcoin parity. This IPO and his lazy unreading depositors might let him pull it off enough to put some hurt onto the Bitcoin.
mircea_popescu: why's that cryptoblog guy covered his text in so much crap tho ;/
mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic: Like TAT is some holy god. I have much respect for TAT. But almost lost it now when he throw a word like ponzi, without any resarch. << i love these guys and their evolving respect thingee.
BingoBoingo: The RealSolid/Mcx guy though has a lot of BTC and a hell of a premine without the hate the XRP folk have hampering them.
BingoBoingo: Now that he's cashing out RealSolid seems like an especially dangerous irrational actor on the BTC market. Sure, he'll probably break eventually but cause a lot of Chaos on his way down
BingoBoingo: RealSolid is a dickbag noob, but an ideologue dickbag n00b.
mircea_popescu: if he has a lot of btc why was he begging on the forum / stealing a coupla hundred ?
BingoBoingo: A few hundred wouldn't be a problem. It looks like he like LabCoin somehow is getting a few thousand on the hopes of the uneducated. The sort that last year and this spring should have swept out of BTC>
BingoBoingo: Well he could fake it since it is his exchange. I've learned though never to underestimate the n00bishness of the unread though.
gribble: Nick 'geofflosophy', with hostmask 'geofflosophy!~gimmedaty@198.199.89.234', is not identified.
BingoBoingo: geofflosophy: Probably want to register that one with nickserv
geofflosophy: sorry, I'm kind of a nub, haven't really done much IRC stuff since my CS days in the early 2000s
BingoBoingo: I might have to do an mcxnow post. I just wish I would have capped the history before the dood who ran their forums resurfaced.
mircea_popescu: tho imo you're better off not filling the page with forum screenshots.
mircea_popescu: they add nothing. copy/past the material as quotes so it's indexable, maybe have a gallery for screenshots
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well text scraping or transcribing are better forms of capping. A sentence is worth a thousand screenshots. I've started the habit of logging anything vaguely scammy though.
mircea_popescu: can't hurt. make sure you keep it well sorted for later.
BingoBoingo: The autopsy of Labcoin is taking longer than expected, but letting it rot on cryprostocks a bit longer can't hurt.
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 219 @ 0.00109887 = 0.2407 BTC [+] {2}
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: So Cardano is still smart phone sized?
BingoBoingo: Cool. Hopefully the Cardinals can take the world series so I can throw coin from that into the Cardano fund.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 4 @ 0.0621 = 0.2484 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 476 @ 0.00109899 = 0.5231 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: S.NSA - Cardano pricing, other statements pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu.
BingoBoingo: Shit mircea_popescu Looks like I'm getting 3
dub: what the fuck is an inch
mircea_popescu: dub asciilifeform has old shit. that's the keyboard i learned to c back in like 1990s
mod6: thats a great shirt :]
BingoBoingo: I also guess I'm taking the medium shirt and finding a hog to give the XL to as a night gown...
mod6: yah, those keyboards have some spring in the keys. quite nice to type on actually.
mircea_popescu: dude all the time i spent getting women hands pictures to find an intelligent, slutty looking one is worth it.
mircea_popescu: you know that's what you all are responding to. intelligent, slutty looking female hand.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo kinda the idea of the pairing. make a friend.
mod6: the sign in the background is funny too
☟︎ mod6: `clean ur own dishes neckbears!'
BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Whatever happened to the eagle holding the cocks as a logo?
mod6: im ciked to get these cardanos
mod6: did anyone else see the hecklers behind alexander today during his usual bs to congress?
mircea_popescu: In just five months, terrorists have killed thousands of people in Pakistan, Iraq, Yemen and Libya, he said. "And yet not one major terrorist incident in the United States since 9/11. That's not by accident," Alexander said.
mircea_popescu: then if another one happens it's all "nobody could have foreseen"
mod6: ya. then it'll be "WIRETAP ALL THE THINGS!!!" ... "OH WAIT..."
mod6: i like how up close the sunglasses read "STOP" on one lens and "SPYING" on the other.
mod6: so i was in this building downtown today, nearly got thrown out for doing nothing more than showing up too early for a meeting and using the free wifi in the lobby. i had a suit on for christsake.
mod6: i was on my tablet, they probably zoomed in on me reading up on -assets from the cameras and nearly shit themselfs.
mod6: "OMG GET RID OF THAT GUY!!!!111"
mod6: so they nearly escorted me out of the building until they realized i had a reasonable "purpose". not like i had a giant duffelbag with me or anything.
mod6: this place is getting more bizzare by the minute.
mod6: haha. exactly. all fascism, no filler.
mod6: in '14 jackboots will be standard issue.
mod6: what was even funnier about the whole thing... the security people didn't just ask me what i was doing there "my purpose" and then leave me be... they sat there with me for like 20+ minutes until someone came to meet me and escort me up to the proper floor.
mod6: its just like,.... "lol wow, THEY HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS!"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 700 @ 0.001099 = 0.7693 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: few days ago i was with a us guy downtown and he needed to pee
mircea_popescu: he took about ten minutes to be convinced that yes, you can go into a motherfucking highschool to use their toilet.
mod6: that shit here would get you a swat team probably.
mod6: if you even made it past the door without being frisked.
mircea_popescu: and you see, there have been exactly 0 school shootings in this county since forever.
mircea_popescu: if you let people take a leak when they're in a spot they become much less likely to shoot your place up.
mod6: yeah, its a fuckin joke.
BingoBoingo: Doesn't Mr Alexander have the starship enterprise office? Probably just butthurt he couldn't stop the clouds with his ship.
BingoBoingo: Or is this the Alexander who wants more clouds so he can hump schneier moar?
BingoBoingo: I probably need to check Eve soon and set the skill que to another space ship.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 0.0621 = 0.4347 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00530002 = 0.53 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 475 @ 0.001099 = 0.522 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1181 @ 0.001099 = 1.2979 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 20000 @ 0.00070416 = 14.0832 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.P221T] 17 @ 0.68165594 = 11.5882 BTC
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 80 @ 0.0053 = 0.424 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5500 @ 0.00082242 = 4.5233 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 850 @ 0.00082379 = 0.7002 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 210.81553, Best ask: 212.93496, Bid-ask spread: 2.11943, Last trade: 212.94498, 24 hour volume: 10880.26613193, 24 hour low: 207.06000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 212.08113
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 150 @ 0.00082379 = 0.1236 BTC [+]
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assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.0055777 = 0.4908 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 37 @ 0.00557998 = 0.2065 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5800 @ 0.0008169 = 4.738 BTC [-]
jurov: Hi all... sorry, coinbr stuff will take a while. got some executed/canceled orders, with no TradeHistory entries.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3650 @ 0.0008169 = 2.9817 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2700 @ 0.0008169 = 2.2056 BTC [-]
pankkake: asciilifeform> it's astounding that anybody thinks you can 'meaningfully establish identity' or somesuch through casual meatspace meetings with strangers. <= this is what most key signing documentation says. also it's how cacert works
pankkake: and people check government IDs
pankkake: well one time a guy had a lamp to check them, but otherwise… I could easily fool people
pankkake: mapping to unique governmental identities is stupid, but moreover, "i've known this guy for 10 years and never met him" should be much stronger than "I met this stranger once"
pankkake: I don't know where to start to fix this
ryan1894: does anybody know where creativex is?
chetty: pankkake: not to worry once we all get chipped ID will be settled :P
pankkake: that's another thing: we shouldn't necessarily have only one ID
pankkake: I have 3 google accounts. or more
bitesak: pretty sure they are linked in some way though?
pankkake: well by IP? but to outsiders those are separate identities
pankkake: no doubt about it, that's not the point
bitesak: indeed, IP for example, i'm no expert and pretty sure you are more versed in these matters than me. All this google stuff is a bit much..
jurov: coinbr back online :)
jurov: ..i mean... it was online all the time but now you can place/cancel orders
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 26 @ 0.60076923 = 15.62 BTC [+] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [XBOND] [PAID] 0.69348300 BTC to 1`386`966 shares, 50 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 19 @ 0.00557899 = 0.106 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7991 @ 0.00081679 = 6.527 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 3 @ 0.159 = 0.477 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 207 @ 0.00530613 = 1.0984 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.00544899 = 0.1907 BTC [-]
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5350 @ 0.00081226 = 4.3456 BTC [-] {2}
nubbins`: "A lack of pumpkins this year is being blamed on low numbers of bees"
pankkake: and who's to blame for the lack of bees?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]
nubbins`: i was gonna say all the people killing bees
nubbins`: bees are bros, don't kill them :(
kleeck: bro! don't kill 'dem beez!
nubbins`: does this mean that if we start importing pumpkins we'll be overrun by bees?
kleeck: it's spiraling out of control. Soon, we'll have a shortage of bees due to a shortage of pumpkins which will lead to less pumpkins.
kakobrekla: then the global warming will really start.
nubbins`: but less pumpkins means less pumpkin bread
jcpham: so pumpkins really produce honey?
jcpham: i realize bees make it
nubbins`: and then what the fuck am i supposed to eat with my coffee?!
jcpham: but it sounds like pumpkins are the real workhorses of honey production
kleeck: Then nubbins` is angry, and goes on a shooting rampage at his employ.
kleeck: It's all a mess, and it all starts with pumpkins.
nubbins`: i work from home, that'd be dangerous
nubbins`: well. less dangerous than if i worked in an office, i suppose
kleeck: Send your family my condolences.
pankkake: we need more pumpkins, less dumpkins
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: blumpkin
pankkake: oh god. at least this is better than space docking
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: space docking
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: felching
kleeck: That space docking clip was a great tease!
nubbins`: see, some of these are a bit put-on. you can't just stick a straw up someone's ass
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: ass-straw
jcpham: unless it's a silly straw
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: Compton Silly Straw
nubbins`: WARNING: it requires an average sized penis
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: nubbins
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: proper smickles
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.32 = 0.64 BTC [-]
jcpham: i win the internet fuckers
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: pham
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: worthless
kleeck: jcpham = Veitnamese Magikarp.
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: dagga dagga t-shirts, mugs and magnets
jcpham: please do not share these secrets
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 0.06999999 = 0.7 BTC [+]
nubbins`: okay, in this order: coffee, book binding, t-shirt mailouts, supper, meeting, jam
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.0053 = 0.53 BTC [-]
ozbot: CoinSwap: Transaction graph disjoint trustless trading.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5150 @ 0.00080729 = 4.1575 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.6 = 1.8 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 88 @ 0.00528 = 0.4646 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.63 BTC [+]
gribble: Error: You don't have the admin capability. If you think that you should have this capability, be sure that you are identified before trying again. The 'whoami' command can tell you if you're identified.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1337 @ 0.00081394 = 1.0882 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MG] 1337 @ 0.0002 = 0.2674 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: im down to lesser number of euros than bitcoin again.
bob____: buying leet amounts of mpoe + mg
bob____: and where's the love for bitbet?
soypirate: /msg NickServ VERIFY REGISTER soypirate ladkuxgdzcuh
kleeck: OMG EVERY1 IZ FOLLOWING SUIT!
bob____: so cnn lets anyone post shit to their site? that is really odd
bob____: the author of that post joined cnn "iReport" today
kleeck: not sure what "irereport" really means.
bob____: not even blog. more like a wiki i guess. anyone can post.
kleeck: How can I write a blog that looks like news... hmmm... Oh, look CNN.
kleeck: "BITCOIN TO THE... MARS? MARTIANS LOVE BITCOIN! SPIKE INCOMING!!"
bob____: "and this time it will be permanent"
kleeck: "I'm not saying I can see the future, Bob, but this over. Permanently."
kleeck: Did anyone read the /r/bestof post regarding the phrase, "I'm all for" or "I'm not saying" pre-cursor?
kleeck: The conclusion being: Anytime someone starts a phrase with "Look, I'm all for X, but Y" the Y == NOT being all for X at all.
kleeck: Or "I'm not saying X, but Y" Y == saying X.
kleeck: Ex, "I'm not saying it's ok to operate on stereeotypical assumptions, but I'll always have Jew do my taxes."
kleeck: I kept trying to come up with exceptions. Couldn't.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 214.00000, Best ask: 214.11110, Bid-ask spread: 0.11110, Last trade: 214.11109, 24 hour volume: 9684.37267783, 24 hour low: 210.00000, 24 hour high: 216.50000, 24 hour vwap: 213.46971
ozbot: Why I believe we're on the cusp of the 3rd great Bitcoin bubble : Bitcoin
bob____: um, i just read on cnn that bitcoin is toast.
dexX7: really, the post is great ;)
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.6325 = 1.265 BTC [+] {2}
jcpham: except it came from reddit
bob____: so.. his theory is that last time the crash was due in large part to gox not being able to handle the volume. But this time we have bitstamp!
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 172 @ 0.00522969 = 0.8995 BTC [-] {7}
KRS-: When did CNN decide bitcoin is over?
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
ozbot: Ian Bremmer: Bitcoin won't last but virtual currencies will - May. 14, 2013
ozbot: London Bitcoin exchange opens for business - Oct. 29, 2013
ozbot: Founder reflects on the closure of Bitcoin stock exchange GLBSE (Wired UK)
pigeons: ok, seriously, what I don't get. If its okay to open an exchange in the UK so long as you comply with all Food and Drug Administration safety rules, why did he have to close GLBT?
jurov: GLBSE was *stock* exchange, rather fickle animal
jcpham: trading tokens is fine
pigeons: dexX7: stop ruining my fun with facts
jurov: i think twas only freudian slip, elsewhere they mention only the FSA
pigeons: more fun to call it FDA, again
jurov: GLBSE was insanitary, FDA closed it
pankkake: hmm… maybe it was a rat that chewed mpex's power cables
jurov: you mean the *same* rat?
jurov: maybe it chewed at btct, too
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 85 @ 0.00539999 = 0.459 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 181 @ 0.001099 = 0.1989 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 56 @ 0.0054 = 0.3024 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 671 @ 0.00546837 = 3.6693 BTC [+] {3}
ozbot: PayPal | Startup Blueprint
topace: man the crypto-locker phone calls keep on coming
topace: people want to buy exactly 2.00 bitcoins
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2400 @ 0.00081286 = 1.9509 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6395 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6395 BTC [+]
jurov: does anyone know how to access signature function in electrum? i want to make a cheatsheet for users
jurov: if it's just a menu, pls write it here
jurov: it it's involved (like on blockchain.info), pls male a screenshot
dexX7: jurov: go to receive - right click on one of your addresses - sign message
bitesak: ok, I need to switch computer and come back for the screenshot, it was pretty straightforward, with right click the address you wish to use under the 'receive' tab, signature, copy paste the coinbr phrase and hit sign
jurov: no it's not necessary
jurov: if it';s right there on receive tab
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 393 @ 0.00254249 = 0.9992 BTC [+] {3}
jurov: you won't believe what hassle blockchain.info makes of it
bitesak: i tried their android app which was a real hassle
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3050 @ 0.0008131 = 2.48 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.34 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1889 @ 0.00081331 = 1.5363 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2450 @ 0.00081505 = 1.9969 BTC [+]
nubbins`: one of those days where you just keep drinking coffee until you feel ill
bob____: what an evil napkin drawing
ozbot: NSA infiltrates links to Yahoo, Google data centers worldwide, Snowden documents say - The Washingto
jurov: nubbins`: so you are still on point 1 of your todo list?
jurov: you procrasturbator
nubbins`: i inserted "coffee" again between items 3 and 4
nubbins`: the people behind me in the lineup at the post office were displeased with me
nubbins`: "hi, i'd like to send a dozen small parcels to various countries"
jurov: kakobrekla: what if it links to itself?
kakobrekla: hierarchy exists so stupid shit cant happen
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1242 @ 0.00081435 = 1.0114 BTC [-]
nubbins`: mildly amusing that all these news stories are talking about "world's first bitcoin atm!", but in canada they're referred to as ABMs (automated banking machines)
KRS-: amusing is the fact that I live in the most prominent, free, capitalist country in the world and have the most barriers to entry.
Diablo-D3: nubbins`: I saw a story that said ATM machine
Diablo-D3: I wanted to beat them with a tire iron
nubbins`: Diablo-D3: just punch your PIN number into this ATM machine for me
nubbins`: then we'll hop into our boat and proceed at 10 knots per hour
pankkake: what's wrong with an ass to mouth machine?
nubbins`: talk like that leads to human-robot apocalypses
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 174 @ 0.00267224 = 0.465 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 326 @ 0.00267584 = 0.8723 BTC [+]
dub: in soviet canada its called Automated Buttcoin Moosecock
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 600 @ 0.00520427 = 3.1226 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 35 @ 0.0051 = 0.1785 BTC [-]
jcpham: pigeons I'm seeinga cointerra miner banner ad on that cnbc page
jcpham: also read that article earlier
jcpham: twitter gaonna tank hard
bob____: banner ad is retargeted. you've been on cointerra website recently
dub: if $50 is a serious financial problem its time to kill yourself
dub: or is that 3645eu? I cant read kroutmath
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.6 BTC [-]
b0n1: someone from bitstamp team here?
b0n1: are they hanging around on irc?
KRS-: hi b0n1 can i help you
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 1450 @ 0.00505001 = 7.3225 BTC [-] {5}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 403 @ 0.00108001 = 0.4352 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1400 @ 0.00081506 = 1.1411 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.61983666 = 1.8595 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3400 @ 0.00081432 = 2.7687 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00081527 = 4.0764 BTC [+] {2}
BuyingCoins: selling bitwash.cu.cc invitation codes for 1BTC (2 left)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6613 @ 0.00081629 = 5.3981 BTC [+] {3}
nubbins`: "Bitwash.cu.cc is the most popular and safest bitcoin laundering marketplace with the manual escrow system."
BuyingCoins: Coin for Coin marketplace, I'm selling invitation code for buyer account, regular price for buy acc on webiste is 5BTC
BuyingCoins: I dont know, traded only twice, just selling codes here :)
dexX7: "This is only [sic] still active Bitcoin 'cleaning' market."
Namworld: secondmarket knows what really matters...
dexX7: didn't you contacted them recently?
dexX7: ah, just a guess.. because you opened a thread on btctalk, i think
dexX7: something like "the (inofficial) sm thread" or so
Namworld: Oh yeah. Because not many on the forums were talking about it. Seems no one cares about secondmarket's fund.
Namworld: I was in touch with them for completly unrelated reasons tho.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19582 @ 0.00081829 = 16.0238 BTC [+] {5}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5026 @ 0.00081928 = 4.1177 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00267613 = 0.2676 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 84 @ 0.00539949 = 0.4536 BTC [+] {3}
jcpham: these guys are interested in investments
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jcpham: dub it's not 1%/day i'm pretty sure
dub: I especially how its the largest and most established but never before heard of thing on the internets
Bitzino: Pretty sure we are first result on google when you type in "Bitcoin casino"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.31520001 BTC [-]
dub: pretty sure if I could cause your death with a mouse click right now I would do so
jcpham: i told him he was spamming
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 369 @ 0.05564119 = 20.5316 BTC [-] {8}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.64 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 2200 @ 0.00016 = 0.352 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 265 @ 0.00266977 = 0.7075 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2550 @ 0.00081446 = 2.0769 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 2 @ 0.1585 = 0.317 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5400 @ 0.00082132 = 4.4351 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 1119 @ 0.001081 = 1.2096 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 790 @ 0.00016 = 0.1264 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 18 @ 0.0551 = 0.9918 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 69 @ 0.00514 = 0.3547 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 250 @ 0.00503562 = 1.2589 BTC [-] {9}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.6 = 2.4 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00082132 = 6.1599 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 23 @ 0.005 = 0.115 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] [PAID] 32.87308080 BTC to 9`303 shares, 353360 satoshi per share
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00511199 = 0.5112 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 200 @ 0.00107245 = 0.2145 BTC [-] {4}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 138 @ 0.00513999 = 0.7093 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 40 @ 0.00513999 = 0.2056 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.595 BTC [-]
gribble: The bot responds when you start a line with the ! character. A good starting point for exploring the bot is the !facts command. You can also visit the bot's website for a list of help topics and documentation:
http://gribble.sourceforge.net/ assbot: !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !t}
assbot: !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last price value, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO) {short: !l}
assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)
assbot: !rules <nick/chan> (desc: chan guidelines) {short: !r}
assbot: !exchanges <nick/chan> (desc: lists exchanges and brokers) {short: !e}
assbot: !bash <lines> (desc: bashes last <lines> lines to bash) {short: !b}
assbot: !quote <lines> (desc: quotes last <lines> lines and returns dpaste url) {short: !q}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 0.4 = 0.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 1000 @ 0.00016 = 0.16 BTC [-]
benkay: ping mircea_popescu please see pm