pankkake: I'm sure selling bitcoin in stores is great, but if you want investors you'd have to convince people and create yourself a whole new set of problems
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 100 @ 0.00229999 = 0.23 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 2 @ 0.3299999 = 0.66 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [DEALCO] 25 @ 0.00684998 = 0.1712 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 227 @ 0.00109396 = 0.2483 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 227 @ 0.00109396 = 0.2483 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.74889 = 2.2467 BTC [+] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 171 @ 0.00109396 = 0.1871 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00637 = 0.1911 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 2 @ 0.74889 = 1.4978 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 369.6, Best ask: 369.9, Bid-ask spread: 0.30000, Last trade: 369.6, 24 hour volume: 46293.64687830, 24 hour low: 313.00195, 24 hour high: 369.9, 24 hour vwap: 339.8618
benkay: email suffers from a scarcity problem
pankkake: yeah there is no doubt spammers try office@
pankkake: they try crazy shit on my domains
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00637 = 0.637 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 100 @ 0.00637 = 0.637 BTC [-]
benkay: does anyone in chan have an HSBC account?
benkay: i'd like to deposit some pesos in it
benkay: i keep getting interrupted opening my own
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 3 @ 0.28010002 = 0.8403 BTC [-] {2}
benkay: first it was "omg need ur bitcoins at absurd markup"
benkay: then it was "omg need ur dick at absurd markup"
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 4 @ 0.28010002 = 1.1204 BTC [-] {3}
benkay: now it's i'm like 500 mL of brut in and can't be arsed to fuck with the hsbc signup any more tonight
benkay: :s/hsbc/any bank with a branch in buenos aires
benkay: please don't make me talk to otc :(
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00636 = 0.318 BTC [-]
benkay: on an entirely different note:
benkay: jay-z: "what you call money, i paid in taxes"
benkay: homie needs to get he some buttcorns
KRS1: Hello Bitcoin Friends
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 1536 blocks | Estimated Change: 2.4073% in 10d 9h 34m 34s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 7 @ 0.69034285 = 4.8324 BTC [-] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 3 @ 0.69001 = 2.07 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 368.99999, Best ask: 369.0, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 368.99999, 24 hour volume: 45888.15624276, 24 hour low: 314.4666, 24 hour high: 369.95, 24 hour vwap: 341.98311
benkay: tat what investments are you operating these days?
dexX7: it will be awesome
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1220 @ 0.0008502 = 1.0372 BTC [-]
benkay: minigame is the pass-thru you decided to go with?
benkay: dexX7: 47-yo grandfather
benkay: you expect havelock investors to grok gpg?
benkay: smart investors can get isk onto mpex without pts
benkay: criteria for "smart" could even be "can invest on mpex"
TAT_Investments: we better get to the bottom of this, it's extremely important
kakobrekla: ok so apparently you can get 27" IPS monitors for less than a bitcoin with same panel as mac retina bullshit
benkay: what do you mean same panel
ozbot: Achieva Shimian QH2700 Ipsms Edge Eco 27" LED 2560x1440 AH IPS DVI PC Monitor | eBay
ozbot: Coding Horror: The IPS LCD Revolution
Azelphur: I imported 4 of the korean ones, if you wanna ask me questions
Azelphur: my only regret is that these ones are glossy, you can get matte ones now, although you couldn't when I bought mine.
ozbot: New 27" Qnix QX2710 Evolution ll 2560x1440 QHD PLS Panel Monitor Matte Screen | eBay
Azelphur: kakobrekla: that's the same guy I got mine off, highly recommend him :)
Azelphur: he cut me a deal when I bought
Azelphur: and was cool about marking them as a gift so I wouldn't get pwned by customs
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6600 @ 0.00084925 = 5.6051 BTC [-]
Azelphur: kakobrekla: if you're worried about dead pixel, I highly recommend going for a perfect pixel one from him
Azelphur: they cost more, but the non-perfect pixel ones are generally from the perfect pixel reject pile
Azelphur: ie: you stand a very high chance of at least one dead pixel
Azelphur: I have heard of people getting ones without dead pixels
Azelphur: But I did a little count of forum posts when I was ordering mine, and it worked out at something like 60% of them having at least one dead pixel
Azelphur: for $50, prolly not worth the up to 5 dead pixels on the one you're looking at
Azelphur: all 4 of mine were perfect pixel, and all 4 of mine have been running for over a year now and still have no dead pixels
Azelphur: so, does what it says on the tin in theory, I'm not a bad sample size haha
benkay: sounds like a rounding error to me
Azelphur: It's extra amusing, because I actually sold my old 26" 1200p monitors for most of what it cost me to get the new ones
Azelphur: yay for inflated prices in UK \o/
mike_c: that office is amazing. love the beach view.
Azelphur: Amazing what £700 gets you in the south of England haha
benkay: fuck if im gonna spend btc on silicon
Azelphur: BTC is actually paying my expenses atm, since I'm unemployed XD
benkay: on the other hand, not america
Azelphur: benkay: hehe, chavs are more north tbh, around here it's mostly stoners.
benkay: o hey you can almost get usable code out of stoners
ozbot: Urban Dictionary: chav
Azelphur: benkay: lots of foreigners too, unemployment in my area is up in the 90%'s iirc
benkay: "hey we can't afford to make cheap shit so we'll make even cheaper shit. u want some, idiots?"
Azelphur: kakobrekla: honestly, they are freakin everywhere back where I used to live
benkay: the great british empire
Azelphur: at least we have some good stuff.
benkay: we have mcdonald's, alright?
benkay: we MADE mcdonald's, alright?
Azelphur: benkay: the company that made Ubuntu
benkay: you made some jump of logic that i'm just not smart enough to follow
benkay: what do Canonical and a shitty Python framework have to do with chavs?
benkay: it's just a goddamn ufo
Azelphur: benkay: you was saying we made mcdonalds, and sorta implying we had nothing good :P
Azelphur: was just pointing out some good things, xD
gribble: Error: 'market' is not a valid positive floating point number.
gribble: (sell <amount> <thing> [at|@] <priceperunit> <otherthing> [<notes>]) -- Logs a sell order for <amount> units of <thing, at a price of <price> per unit, in units of <otherthing>. Use the optional <notes> field to put in any special notes. <price> may include an arithmetical expression, and {(mtgox|bitstamp)(ask|bid|last|high|low|avg)} to index price to mtgox ask, bid, last, high, low, (1 more message)
benkay: bad joke about an american talking shit to a british person and claiming the worst products of america as evidence of our superiority
benkay: but at least we never had a globe-spanning empire that lost its way and degraded into barely-disguised communism
benkay: (again, a dig at america)
benkay: not that it doesn't apply to the UK
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 374.99998, Best ask: 374.99999, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 374.94997, 24 hour volume: 45844.77635217, 24 hour low: 315.10501, 24 hour high: 375.0, 24 hour vwap: 344.62703
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00620001 = 0.186 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.0062 = 0.186 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5139 @ 0.00084822 = 4.359 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 128 @ 0.00601001 = 0.7693 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 110 @ 0.00601002 = 0.6611 BTC [+] {3}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 4200 @ 0.00010908 = 0.4581 BTC [-] {7}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 118 @ 0.00649617 = 0.7665 BTC [+] {4}
Vexual: what is this, the begginning of some undeniable critical mass?
Vexual: have i sent my last transaction with no fee?
Vexual: childrens next birthday card from grandparents doesn't open with a flutter of falling banknotes but a shakily scripted privkey?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SMG] 8186 @ 0.00010105 = 0.8272 BTC [-] {7}
gribble: Error: "tiker" is not a valid command.
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 362.80001, Best ask: 365.0, Bid-ask spread: 2.19999, Last trade: 363.3847, 24 hour volume: 49159.67457384, 24 hour low: 318.98, 24 hour high: 377.9756, 24 hour vwap: 347.29826
Vexual: looks to me like bitcoin might go email within a year or two
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9411 @ 0.00084711 = 7.9722 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: i spent a few days on the islands and come back to see bitcoin getting some real traction
nubbins`: gold is tanking in relation to btc
Vexual: he internet is one gerneration old and we already have the money
benkay: hey nubbins check this out
benkay: ;;ticker --currency xau
gribble: MtGox BTCXAU ticker | Best bid: 0.293600032, Best ask: 0.296248344, Bid-ask spread: 0.00265, Last trade: 0.293600024, 24 hour volume: 49365.67596412, 24 hour low: 0.255184, 24 hour high: 0.30238048, 24 hour vwap: 0.27807188
benkay: would that be the next psychological barrier?
benkay: or something like a whole shitbuck?
Vexual: jakarta bullock parity
nubbins`: yeah, gold maple leafs are around 4 BTC right now
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 50 @ 0.00662719 = 0.3314 BTC [+]
Vexual: psychology regarding round numbers might just go out the window soon
benkay: there are a few more round numbers to crush
Vexual: i certainly dont let them influence me'
Vexual: im aware, but i think after 100, it's not so much of a thing
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 25 @ 0.00662719 = 0.1657 BTC [+]
Vexual: 100 has a special power on people
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 29 @ 0.00662719 = 0.1922 BTC [+] {2}
benkay: i'd extend that to parity with things
benkay: although that'll only matter to goldbugs
bloctoc: the next paychological barrier is when fed stops QE
bloctoc: glad someone laughed at that one.
Vexual: i chuckled, that counts
bloctoc: I'm looking for a link to m1 money supply by currency
Vexual: id guess theus fed might try to ride it with a fed backed exchange
bloctoc: I think you're talking about ripple
Vexual: let some of them big boys fuck try to it in the anus like gold, and fail
Vexual: you'd hurt your dick trying some of those old jail games on bitcoin
benkay: so sweet when you play her right
benkay: so vicious when you denominate debts in crypto
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 0.0454 = 0.1362 BTC [-]
Vexual: what did forbes say lately? ghash.io could hold back a block and get the next one?
Vexual: the backdoor is tighter than an eritrean princess
mircea_popescu: <bloctoc> the next paychological barrier is when fed stops QE << word.
mircea_popescu: According to Egyptian newspaper El Watan, a group of Egyptian lawyers has submitted a complaint charging U.S. president Barrack Hussein Obama with crimes against humanity at the International Criminal Court.
Vexual: thats like not getting invited to a birthday party
benkay: charging an american at an american-owned institution
mircea_popescu: this is roughly the kid from downtown detroit who imagines black people own new york.
Vexual: but all his friend moved away
Vexual: mp is set to run us foregin policy before he turns 40
Vexual: oh he'll install a manager
Vexual: an email a week will do it
mircea_popescu: i have serious doubts us foreign policy will surive as a thing till im 40
jborkl: I think I will like our new Romanian overloard
jborkl: Drugs, hookers and money laundering?
Vexual: i think popescusim is more than that
Vexual: but he will have you working
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 30 @ 0.00662719 = 0.1988 BTC [+] {2}
Vexual: buying some good square kilometers of cattle station in australia would help rule asia
jborkl: Maybe the United nations will take over
Vexual: even in tokyo they like a nice wagu steak. fuck tuna
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform unless you're one of the people he's paying, it's already there.
mircea_popescu: sad state this, where the only people who care what you have to say are your employees.
Vexual: the changing nature of human society means if youre not moving and shaking, youre just not anything
jborkl: So vexual , you are fan of twerking then ?
Vexual: i find mileys attempts endeering jborl
Vexual: truly tho, statistical significance can only be proved by the statistical significance
Vexual: things keep chaning fast, and the boss is the boss
Vexual: voting is on the way out
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.33484909 BTC [+]
Vexual: considering a free market.. reminds me of an old movie
Vexual: i may have played this here b4
ozbot: Easy Rider - Jack Nicholson about freedom Dennis Hopper Peter Fonda - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.74322499 = 2.9729 BTC [+] {4}
ozbot: Yes Sir Boss ft Joss Stone - Come Together - YouTube
ozbot: Twitter soars 73% in stock market debut
Vexual: if you get sued by the winklevoiss twins its an exercise in faggotry
Vexual: [WTS] 09 block reward, 50btc, never spent
Vexual: asking 0.5 btc, coz when you pay for the privkey theres a 99% chance ill spend it b4 you do
ozbot: Black Eyed Peas My Humps Outro "So Real" Cleanly Edited Extended Version - YouTube
Vexual: hes never met the code monkeys
Vexual: he couldnt commision a fake login page
Vexual: are my brain farts getting to washington?
Vexual: or has obama been jetting into amsterdam more often than the people know?
ozbot: Missy Elliott - Work It - YouTube
Vexual: hi smidge, did you consider my div question on the forum?
Vexual: you say crisis i see opportunity
Vexual: the only crazy fund that didnt fold like a bitch
Vexual: also, why no cointerra? and why no sue burnside for spending company funds on personal indemnity?
Vexual: do you need help with the payout scirpt?
Vexual: i see a lot of value being extra exchange on the payout side
nubbins`: so do you get drunk on irc every night, or just on the weekends
Vexual: your eq is unsurpassed nubbins'
Vexual: i just installed a beer tap
Vexual: no bitcoin spent, im a hoarder
Vexual: but it's kinda commemorative
Vexual: also i think my neighbour has a new bag of chronic, that smell has been wafting in all arvo
Vexual: m sensetive to cannabis smoke
nubbins`: i have occasional contact allergies from it, but we all have our crosses to bear
Vexual: if you breathe deeply even the neighbours bag goes a long way
nubbins`: nah, you need it to hurt so you know it's working
Vexual: i had an allergy to the 96 superskunk
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 10 @ 0.748 = 7.48 BTC [+]
Vexual: a good lungfull of that was an out of body experience
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 4 @ 0.75 = 3 BTC [+]
Vexual: are you a regular smoker?
Vexual: im in a 1 plant = 15 years state
nubbins`: that's a pretty strong slap on the wrist for an unauthorized mental state
Vexual: like bob marley said, @it make you rebel@
nubbins`: pretty nice this year, actually
Vexual: you guys love outdoor despite the hardships dont you?
nubbins`: the destruction of our planet is making the summers here very tolerable
nubbins`: ah, i've got a special place in my heart for the outdoors
Vexual: you wanna try some humpty doo haze if you like one whiff then see chinese dragons
nubbins`: white widow is the nicest in recent memory
Vexual: thats the grappa of marijuana
nubbins`: all anybody wants is kush these days, though
Vexual: yes its the war, it's fashionable not to have hybrids
nubbins`: i just find indicas too sleepy
Vexual: veitnamese was once de rigiuer
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14487 @ 0.00084407 = 12.228 BTC [-] {2}
Vexual: sam seedsman might be a cia narc, but a 10000 plant selection from the original skunk 1 crossed with haze made the best weed the planet has seen so far
☟︎ Vexual: collect flower petals for the soil
Vexual: leafy humus, not too much
Vexual: let it sit 18 months with worms
Vexual: a little wood chip half way through
Vexual: mide it amongst some weeds that give off fumes
Vexual: marigold if nothing else
nubbins`: "The largest marine drug seizure for Newfoundland authorities resulted from a bust in Little Heart's Ease in 1991, when 26.3 tonnes of hash were found."
Vexual: get as close to the equator as you dare
Vexual: well grown skunk haze smells like manala cream
Vexual: its eveil that they ban it
nubbins`: i'd call it more stupid than evil
Vexual: jesus's whole story was giving cannabis to the plebs
nubbins`: i mean, i've never heard anyone say "i'd love to do drugs, i just can't find any"
Vexual: but the powers wanted it to be secret
nubbins`: people will do what they want to do, it's just a question of whether private industry + the state, or criminal gangs are profiting
Vexual: yes but cannabis grown in a factory with slaves under light isnt cannabis proper
Vexual: use your brain cannabis
Vexual: like blaksmith of ozcoin in the hills of montana fixing blown capacitors, so too is the power of humanity
Vexual: but what did the choom gang ever do?
Vexual: the beautiful aspect is that nooone cares
Vexual: even mp, with his interest in us current affairs
Vexual: innovate or bust, it's a worldwide thing
Vexual: i dont know how many times ive read mpoes bitcointalk post on "so you wanna have a bitcoin business" but most of it continues to ring true
Vexual: deal with it or change your name and move on
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17682 @ 0.00084377 = 14.9195 BTC [-]
Vexual: i read an article where the police commisioner said they never had a report of stoel bitcoins
Vexual: but i remember graet saying he reported his theft
Vexual: it branch rarely talk to the public
Vexual: graet is a big boy and copped the loss
ozbot: Bloc Party - Two More Years - YouTube
Vexual: jail games lose to smarter non incarcerated individuals
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 62 @ 0.0454 = 2.8148 BTC [-]
Vexual: it branch dont even know who is mcafeee, so i don't blame tf for not calling
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 0.04999999 = 0.25 BTC [+]
ozbot: JOHN MCAFEE TELLS ALL / RAW - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 264 @ 0.002 = 0.528 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 509 @ 0.002 = 1.018 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 479 @ 0.00109002 = 0.5221 BTC [-]
ozbot: John McAfee: I'm Behind Edward Snowden - YouTube
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 28 @ 0.00665769 = 0.1864 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11700 @ 0.00084003 = 9.8284 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.74 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.1489 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 55 @ 0.00663888 = 0.3651 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00664409 = 0.1794 BTC [+]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 377.00068, Best ask: 377.00172, Bid-ask spread: 0.00104, Last trade: 377.00172, 24 hour volume: 49830.20353352, 24 hour low: 327.70177, 24 hour high: 381.0, 24 hour vwap: 354.12029
ozbot: 510929738.01615 | Next Diff in 1494 blocks | Estimated Change: 1.4393% in 10d 5h 18m 40s
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 375 @ 0.00109002 = 0.4088 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.12011001 BTC [-]
gribble: MtGox BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 375.4, Best ask: 380.12824, Bid-ask spread: 4.72824, Last trade: 379.99999, 24 hour volume: 50643.81638874, 24 hour low: 328.011, 24 hour high: 385.0, 24 hour vwap: 354.90584
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 89 @ 0.002 = 0.178 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14000 @ 0.00083911 = 11.7475 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 182 @ 0.0010939 = 0.1991 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 27 @ 0.00610101 = 0.1647 BTC [-] {2}
ozbot: #bitcoin-assets log
gribble: There are currently 31860.55 bitcoins demanded at or over 200.0 USD, worth 8553240.61187 USD in total. | Data vintage: 0.0063 seconds
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 280 @ 0.00654758 = 1.8333 BTC [+] {6}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.70000001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CFIG] 1 @ 0.12011001 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [CBTC] 5043 @ 0.00010413 = 0.5251 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00083704 = 10.8815 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: bloody hell... so one gets "the family", 2013, cause it's with de niro and the pfeiff.
mircea_popescu: story goes, theyre a couple in normandy, with two kids. the kids go to school. on her first day there, the older girl gets lost, accepts an offer to ride in a car with five boys.
mircea_popescu: the boys don't take her home, but to some sunbathing spot. at which point she grabs a badminton racquet and breaks it on one of them in a most vicious, mindnumbingly stupid attack
mircea_popescu: because "your future depends on women" and she's apparently not to be taken places.
mircea_popescu: i had to get off the bus there. da fuck, hollywood has become utterly unwatchable.
mircea_popescu: what sort of brain tumors one'd have to be afflicted with to imagine this is actually acceptable behaviour from a female under any circumstances ?! or for that matter, filmable.
mircea_popescu: i'd rather watch soviet propaganda from the 60s for crying out loud.
bitesak: i watched Lawrence of Arabia yesterday; came across this quote also and thought it applies to you MP
bitesak: "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream in the dark recesses of the night awake in the day to find all was vanity. But the dreamers of day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, and make it possible."
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM1] 1 @ 0.73 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 105 @ 0.00648989 = 0.6814 BTC [-] {2}
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [B] [XBOND] 3000 @ 0.0010939 = 3.2817 BTC [+]
Vexual: i think if one looked at mp's library, a usual man might have an aneurism
Vexual: perhaps even hunter s thomas died weh n mp came into power
ozbot: Nothing I Can Do About It Now-Willie Nelson - YouTube
Vexual: i do hope to meet you one day mp
Vexual: my new beer tap makes my mostache soaked like i cant lick to roll a cigarette
Vexual: without whetting the whole concern like a zealous sealion
Vexual: hunter would drive to the ciarey
Vexual: its polite to roll that crazy throroughbred lip back in pleasant situations
Vexual: when clits dont need ticklinmg
Vexual: fuck up a stupid wedding
Vexual: im selling no bitcoin til 33k
Vexual: thats 1% of trade on the internet if internet trade is 1% of world trade
Vexual: if you mind about the price ita bad news
Vexual: every 100 years, it's all new people
Vexual: in the mean time we ty for 2.5 kinds of irony like some trilema
Vexual: try and fail at chess on the first and only game
Vexual: ive never read a chess bookj
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [VTX] 1 @ 0.33463569 BTC [-]
gribble: Error: No closing quotation
ozbot: How To Fight CryptoLocker And Evade Its Ransomware Demands – ReadWrite
mircea_popescu: a. bitcoin is being used to render windows unfeasible. go bitcoin.
Vexual: problem with too much is do drink kegs like bottles, simple maths
Vexual: wharfendales writing checks to the theighbours i wont ever honour
Vexual: beethoven kinda says dont be a noisy methhead
Vexual: i hate retorting to jail games
Vexual: some men go and come out dirrerent
Vexual: vex will cunt you in the ye
Vexual: beethoven enourages sexy carwashes too, it's multiipurpose
Vexual: 10 30 music goes low like a cravan park
Vexual: time to walk in the moon
mircea_popescu: that guy's not yet been sober this year i don't think.
BingoBoingo: I haven't been sober TF's problem seems he was too sober and though he could pull off the thing I told him would only be possible ways I in JUly tole him were better and no, instead he fagged it up
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C200T] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Sorry, not only am I drunk I bic'd my head like heisenberg
BingoBoingo: Totally pirated it because I slept through the first half hour. Also living on Cable's schedule is for pussys.
assbot: [MPEX] [O] [O.USD.C200T] 1 @ 0.42 BTC [+]
BingoBoingo: Totally re-shaved my head though to continue the costume's meaning
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [AM100] 17 @ 0.00610294 = 0.1037 BTC [-] {3}
pankkake: it's amazing that TV still exists
pankkake: thought most TV show piracy seem to be non-US
pankkake: waiting months for badly dubbed versions isn't really appealing
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: You are welcome. A good QR gun is hard to find.
kakobrekla: well, that depends - if you put down 500euro, the task get significantly easier
BingoBoingo: pankkake: Thank you for including on of my posts in your essential reading list.
kakobrekla: BingoBoingo, actually its much cheaper to get some whatever android phone and use that to scan it
BingoBoingo: Well, last I checked the Mac SE/30 is still genning its first NetPG key pair
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BingoBoingo: mircea_popescu: Well, I'm trying a 128 Kbit key on it. If it can be air gapped... At least it seems to have decent entropy so far.
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mircea_popescu: you know, you don't really need excessive keys in any sense.
pankkake: BingoBoingo: can you monitor cpu usage? if it's idle it could be entropy starved
pankkake: I wrote an application that had a very slow test suite, and it turned out, it was that issue; having an option to use another source for tests resulted in a massive speedup
pankkake: took me quite some time to figure it out :/
BingoBoingo: It might be. It's a fucking motorola 68030 chip. NetBSD is alway lacking in the minority architectures.
mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo anyway, my point is this : whether you know or not, pgp/gpg do not use your key to encrypt the message.
mircea_popescu: what they do is they encrypt a symetric cypher with your key and use that.
mircea_popescu: the advantage of using a 128kb key over a 4kb key is nil :
mircea_popescu: after about 1kb or so worth of key, it's more efficient to try and crack the symmetric cypher anyway
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: B&W mac running NetBSD, Trying to create an RSA key pair of decent size on it.
mircea_popescu: if generating the keypair takes two days, encrypting anything in straight rsa should be interesting.
BingoBoingo: I want a long key moar to creat a honeytrap time sink than to be handling important shit. The airgapped iBook G3 seems to do that decently.
BingoBoingo: I might have to see what that is. I just have the SE/30 I bought a decade ago for $10 (damn shit's worthless) and it takes to unix tools usually, but...
mircea_popescu: why the fuck mceli and c-s never "gained acceptance in the community" i wish to know
mircea_popescu: dude get out, we can have .net and java, we can'rt have c-s cause it's too heavy ?
BingoBoingo: I wonder why the pentium beat the motorola 68060
BingoBoingo: I'm trying to find now decent coldfire dev boards for cheap
mircea_popescu: basically i'd guess motorola just didn't do enough marketing.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: I've found a few second hand ones and most smell like they've been through my recommended disposal procedure already.
BingoBoingo: If only python had Macros, Loper-OS could be built on that shit
BingoBoingo: Thanks asciilifeform, I like when you tie these ideas together.
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pankkake: It must be emphasized that blogs are not journalism: they are marketing tools specifically designed to try to sell a product
mircea_popescu: blogs aren't like old media in that old media is specifically designed to sell shitty products.
mircea_popescu: i'm somehow going to get so insulted by uppity marketeers that ima somehow forget all about the guy's magical airgapping techniques.
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bitesak: BingoBoingo, i got to read your blog last night and ended up reading lie-behind-the-lie-detector_ much appreciated
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ozbot: Thai central bank rules Bitcoin to be illegal (Wired UK)
KRS1: Ah, so that's where Chaang-Noi went...hmm.
gribble: chaang-noi was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 2 days, 1 hour, 22 minutes, and 43 seconds ago: <chaang-noi> meh
Namworld: It's not illegal in thailand... those news are mistaken
benkay: "Some recommend a privilege check daily!"
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KRS1: Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling an shit.
pankkake: unprivileged*. You scored 85. 100 and above is considered privileged.
benkay: what's your hustle, KRS1
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jurov: <BingoBoingo> [14:05:28] I wonder why the pentium beat the motorola 68060 << been there, remember "windows is fasta than mac"
jurov: macs were lame then
pankkake: jurov: that's what you get for being a black jewish transgender
pankkake: was there a time where macs weren't lame?
jurov: no, i'm just fat white deafie from "shitty europe"
pankkake: I'm a bit butthurt that France isn't considered Best Europe… but I know it's true :/
KRS1: benkay: that was a quote from Breaking Bad, I don't sling meth really
KRS1: Best TV show I ever watched and it blew my mind.
jurov: pankkake: you know, their contemporary cool lameness is still far cry from "beige lame with rainbow logo" apples from ~2000
KRS1: soundtrack was phenom
pankkake: and they didn't even list Germany
jurov: happy kristallnacht
jurov: *gluecklicke kristallnacht
pankkake: one of the few german words I know, thanks to black metal
jurov: pankkake: almost deaf
ozbot: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
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ozbot: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal
pankkake: math is an important life skill! at least, having an understanding of some of its domains
benkay: can't imagine life without calculus
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Namworld: You already have an offer jurov...
Namworld: Unless you wanted more businesses
Namworld: I'll let you manage an italian restaurant. You can become a fat cook. Plenty of food.
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Namworld: oh, TradeFortress made the news
Namworld: "Here’s your digital-currency lesson of the day, courtesy of a guy who calls himself TradeFortress: "I don’t recommend storing any bitcoins accessible on computers connected to the internet.""
Namworld: I think that lesson is a few years old
Namworld: But maybe it should stay in fashion for a few more years. Seems people never had time to fully appreciate it yet.
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mircea_popescu: jurov yeah it's being worked on. should be back tomorrow the latest.
jurov: while you're on it, can you please add signature? so that it can't be MITMed?
jurov: gpg does identify it as something being encrypted by some key, but not sure if it can check whether it isn't corrupt
jurov: i want to be sure noone is subverting stale or corrupt file
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mircea_popescu: benkay i just checked my privilege. it's still bigger than any nigger cock to date.
mircea_popescu: "You scored 360. 100 and above is considered privileged."
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mircea_popescu: benkay dumped some libertard shit and i had to step in it
Namworld: With same income level, I'm more privileged with than without a job. Isn't the same income with no job MORE privileged?
Namworld: More money for less work seems like an improvement to me...
pankkake: you're not seing it like them. for example, I bet an artist who sings about forests (and earns millions) would be less privileged (as in "i like you better") than a business owner making minimum wage
pankkake: it's all about categorizing people
Namworld: A disfigured, short, transgender, pansexual, black, african, homeless, unemployed, immobile, black jew, "Taken it in the pooper or mouth" person scores...
Namworld: Average 100, highest around 400 I think
mircea_popescu: merely the notion that you could have negatives in what's supposed to work as a proportionate scale...
pankkake: how? black jew isn't the worst?
mircea_popescu: don't they like, require you to renounce your skin color upon circumcision ?
Namworld: Muslim seems to be... I think it goes from left to right from best to worst.
mircea_popescu: yeah because they're braindead chickens describing the coop they live in.
pankkake: perhaps because leftists are often antisemites
mircea_popescu: but in the actual reality, i dunno what sucks more than being born past the artic circle.
pankkake: at least it's clean, unlike india
mircea_popescu: yeah. it's also silent. kids brains don't develop in silence.
ozbot: Chart: How privileged are you?
Namworld: Shows scoring for each option it seems...
pankkake: really, female is -50 while trangenders etc. are only -75?
Namworld: middle east, black and muslim are not appreciated apparently
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Namworld: Well, to quote mircea: "[17:13] <mircea_popescu> aka pulling numbers out of hat"
Namworld: I'd like to refine that to "out of their ass"
pankkake: lol at their Europe levels too
pankkake: Spain and Poland should trade places at least
Namworld: A short overweight straight male muslim in the middle east with no job and 1 million+ income is "-500"
Namworld: I don't think that qualifies as underprivileged...
pankkake: perhaps add that he has ~100 wives
ozbot: View image: libertards
Namworld: Scientist is a negative points while no job is 0 and teacher is -5
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform you know that's about on par with the jooz making casha out of virgin boy blood.
mircea_popescu: the idiocy of adding that shit together like scalars...
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mircea_popescu: asciilifeform yes, but much more limitedly than the stories go.
mircea_popescu: and for that matter, so did the redskins, and so did everyone else.
mircea_popescu: "would you like to fuck my wife" is really a lot more common than generally known.
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benkay: the idiocy of quantifying power
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nubbins`: read an article about an assisted suicide where one of the last things the woman did before dying was sing "row row row your boat" with her family
nubbins`: after some thought, i said "oh my"
nubbins`: minor epiphany on the part of the reader
nubbins`: if only religion could sum things up so succinctly
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benkay: power is not quantifiable in a strict sense.
benkay: what is the quantified watt of power?
benkay: not speaking about ergodic, but sociopolitical
benkay: no, i just don't want it taken seriously.
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pankkake: so, inches of cock are not fungible
benkay: harem size is an acceptable proxy
benkay: steep enough power curve on that one to neatly disqualify most irrelevants.
benkay: i'm a fan of capital deployment ability
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benkay: arts -> artists supported -> harem -> derp
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pankkake: number of people who would suck your cock
pankkake: I didn't say whose cock you would suck
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nubbins`: no, i thought you were asking the crowd, not suggesting it as a measure
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BingoBoingo: Nukes, like cocks require some sill for usage regardless of sice, though size does definitely help
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