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asciilifeform: you complain to $official. he says 'fuck you'
mats: and you can't tell them to fuck off if you live out of state?
nubbins`: cut the cloth you have in front of you, or w/e the fuck
mircea_popescu: it says right here in paragraph obama subsection nobody could have foreseen : fuck you, if you have an account you didn't make that account.
mircea_popescu: but seriously, you're all tech savvy people. who the fuck claims to have, you know, "built the site with security in mind" then makes the db trivially iterable because couldn't be bothered to hash the anything ? would something like user/F2xWjk been so very hard ?
mircea_popescu: as a warning for later muppets on the score of "fuck with people you don't know"
asciilifeform: in the 'someone gives a fuck if you come back from the front' sense ?
mircea_popescu: friend computer, fuck you.
ascii_field: fuck, none of you read logs, do you
mircea_popescu: ascii_field that gets extremely easier once you fuck his gf. you notice the subtle difference between the same object as he perceives it, and as it is.
mircea_popescu: fuck that. why would you ever take a standard that disadvantages you ?
mircea_popescu: what the fuck you wrote one by hand ?!
mircea_popescu: "because people follow us". well fuck you, back when YOU were anonymous, joe schmoe and lucy lue followed you. not "people".
mircea_popescu: fuck them. you want me to tihnk "i wonder if you have more"
mircea_popescu: fuck you, i'm a jewel.
punkman: "Within 5 minutes of you starting in with your shit i had people messaging me your address in Canada, Your phone number, the address for your print shop, more information than anyone would want someone like me to know if they wated to start shit, its very clear that you have pissed a lot of people off in the past with this shit you pull as they all came rushing in to DOX the fuck out of you, and i am just asshole enough to make use of i
mircea_popescu: like "honey, i noticed our credit cards aren't even maxed anymore. i thought you promised to go shopping with the girls ? you know what... fuck this, i want a divorce"
mircea_popescu: the specifics vary, but the red thread always is, "the thing works fine, the less you fuck with it the longer you'll enjoy it."
mircea_popescu: "o but dns wouldn't work anymore" "fuck you"
mircea_popescu: then rms has to catch hell about "not supporting lldb". how about you know, taking libnss the fuck out with a hot poker.
mircea_popescu: consider the matter in terms you're better equipped to handle. if, upon breaking up a girl with her former boyfriend, you institute a policy that she may fuck him whenever,
mircea_popescu: "So, Hariezer is joking about the murder (its made clear later), but WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING? These escalating friendship-tests feel contrived, reciprocity is effective when you don’t make demands immediately, which is why when you get a free sample at the grocery store the person at the counter doesn’t say “did you like that? Buy this juice or we won’t be friends anymore.” This whole conversation feels
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform do you even have a clue why the fuck libnss is made that way ?
mircea_popescu: http://log1.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=02-04-2015#1083766 << this option is not unlike proving you didn't fuck a goat by proving you impregnated it.
funkenstein_: a gaggle of midgets can be dangerous as fuck i give you that
mircea_popescu: what the fuck do you mean ?
mircea_popescu: "we don't want your latest version. we want X. fuck you."
mircea_popescu: that's one thing. the other thing is, what the fuck do you mean "x in statically linked application requires material from gcc used at the time"
BingoBoingo: <trinque> I want to say "no fuck you, never gnome anything, never kde anything, so help you flamethrower" << in my limited experience mostly involves checking version of packages of building with delete key
trinque: I want to say "no fuck you, never gnome anything, never kde anything, so help you flamethrower"
trinque: ^ there are plenty of times when portage just tells you to fuck off and fix it yourself
mircea_popescu: and you're allowed to sday fuck
mircea_popescu: anyway, a) why wouldn't you surge protect what sounds pretty costly and b) what the fuck is in there to explode.
mircea_popescu: no alf. it's because fuck you, you want to spend fiddy bux.
asciilifeform: i consider it a 'this thing is made of bubblegum because fuck you, you're consumer meat' vector
mircea_popescu: but by now ? how the fuck would you think it's flat. "because it looks flat from space" ?
mircea_popescu: "how come you got it ?" "fuck you."
asciilifeform: classical gambit - fuck a goat, folks will forget that you also fuck babies and guinea pigs
decimation: "say what the fuck we want you to say when we want you to say it"
mircea_popescu: there's literally nothing you can fuck up in there.
thestringpuller: jurov: http://np.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/30d6h1/a_rbuttcoin_thread_about_changetip_you_should/cprl0nk << what the actual fuck?!?!?
mircea_popescu: BUT! if the solution they come up with is to make an artefact which convinces 99% of the women sorted by stupidity that they shouldn't fuck you,
mircea_popescu: they're all naked and dripping. suppose that someone for whatever stupid reason does not want you to fuck, because they imagine this is how you don't get to kill them.
assbot: Logged on 06-03-2015 00:52:42; mircea_popescu: if you decide to fuck whomint, where the fuck is harry poter fanfic boy going to find money to pay for his groceries ?
Vexual: fuck if you cant bankruot without a name change tho
mircea_popescu: but i don't think we can go "all bitcoin happens in english fuck you"
nubbins`: altho TBF "get the fuck off our land" doesn't work if you're a kid in downtown montreal
mircea_popescu: doubt anything but "why would anyone pay you to fuck up php, when php comes pre-fucked and if not indians will fuck it for 1/3 the price" opresses him.
brendafdez: you know, the whole betu thing sucks, and somteimes the coping strategy could well be 'fuck it, i didn't even want it in the first place, I'd rather be a woman where bug becomes feature'. Dunno, just speculating, I hadn't given it much thought before.
mircea_popescu: whatever it may say, fuck you and a heap of error: {"code":-4,"message":"Transaction creation failed"}
mircea_popescu: how the fuck should i know, and what difference does it make you don't.
mircea_popescu: if you persecute gays, you fuck up turing. if you don't, you end up with that transhumanist singer-songwriter with the turkey hairdo schmuck.
mircea_popescu: much like you know, "you can'tr fuck this woman until this old man has sprinkled water on her"
mircea_popescu: wait. how do you fuck around with antipyretics ?!
trinque: you fuck
trinque: deedbot you fuck
mircea_popescu: well, did you ever spend time abroad ? how much ? did you learn the local language ? did you fuck local or brownbag ? etc.
fluffypony: the fact that you can fuck with something outside of it is a fail point
mircea_popescu: nobody has so far taken a strong "fuck you, and red hat, and the usg" stance. it is likely they never will,
mircea_popescu: in fact, they don't even have the vague approximation of a stalin where a guy says to his golddigger harpy "if you fuck another black man i'm going tyo hung you both by your toes, and if you struggle i won't let you go", and then does it when she fucks another black guy.
indiancandy1: im not tryna fuck you so ,.
mircea_popescu: no excuses, no slack cut for any reason. you keep a blog or fuck you.
mircea_popescu: where the fuck are the people holding up signs with "you are stupid" to raise awareness ?
mircea_popescu: i'm calling it elegant. because fuck you, i'm a dragon and im out of words.
mircea_popescu: fuck you i've been studiously ignoring the whole mother thing in favour of may 1st "young eager sluts" day forever.
thestringpuller: asciilifeform: i meant. you know "come to an understanding" if fuck ups occur?
cazalla: Adlai: you've never had security at an event ask to open a bag/compartment, only to barely glance what was inside once open? <<< my first evar job was bag checker/door security at a retail store, i would ask to look in bag, they would open, i would nod and they'd walk out.. they might've easily walked in, filled up the bag and walked out with the goods because i sure as fuck didn't know
mircea_popescu: who the fuck cares about the desk! and a chair, whatever, you just... buy a new one! that fits!
mircea_popescu: why the fuck are you going around with an debodied engine!
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-03-2015#1050208 << why the fuck would you own furniture in excess of the real estate you own ? ☝︎
ascii_field: in practice 'it works, fuck you, we're practical people, go away' and blob stays
mircea_popescu: leaving aside the insanity of all those bunk beds, space's barely fit for you and one woman's spawn : why the fuck is the quarantine room the most central thing in there ?
asciilifeform: except in the 'fuck you i'm a dragon' (tm) sense, i suppose
mircea_popescu: eh, while i can appreciate the theoretical beauty of this "fuck you, i'm a dragon" approach, i do not credit it any. in fact, i think it only exists because the context is of the "fuck you, dragons" nature.
ben_vulpes: also tonight the beast acquired a new trick: "hold the fuck still while i put things on you"
Vexual: if you give a fuck i imagine it makes things real easy
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform "if you're gonna fuck, might as well make the chick you're fucking in the same go" ?
mircea_popescu: if you decide to fuck whomint, where the fuck is harry poter fanfic boy going to find money to pay for his groceries ? ☟︎
mircea_popescu: here's the long and the short of this story : you got two whores, just like in the chemistry and agriculture story. one's whomint, the other's slutmint. you gotta fuck either one or the other. they both have very specific, life altering constraints. ☟︎
gribble: fuck yeah skydiving: <http://fuckyeahskydiving.tumblr.com/>; Referees Showing Some Sass, a Skydiving Seizure, and the GIFs ...: <https://sports.vice.com/article/referees-showing-some-sass-a-skydiving-seizure-and-the-gifs-you-missed>; airplane+skydiver=fuck - Album on Imgur: <http://imgur.com/a/M4sK5>
adlai: asciilifeform: who the fuck needs lispworks when you have http://l1sp.org/search?q=s-m-c
asciilifeform: adlai: who the fuck needs regex when you have set-macro-character ( http://www.lispworks.com/documentation/HyperSpec/Body/f_set_ma.htm ) and brain
mircea_popescu: being anti-nazi was the thing in 1943. today... would you not fuck a nazi ?
nubbins` pictures own mother softly singing "you don't want to fuck with shady, 'cause shady will fucking kill you" while wiping countertops
asciilifeform: 'you need to go fuck yourself in the arsehole with a nice red hot iron dildo. I think that ought to improve your minuscule intellect.' -- from today's fan mail
nubbins`: what was it, mad men? "who'd you have to fuck to get this office?" "myself"
mircea_popescu: well but see ? russian guy comes into play. "why the fuck wouldn't i take money if i can get away with it ? and why aren't you fucking cheering me for it!"
mircea_popescu: anyway, clean gets you rid of all the stupid shit, anti worm medicine, drywall, w/e the fuck
ben_vulpes: oi fuck you
mircea_popescu: indiancandy1 you got twitch ? or how the fuck is that ipad dating app called
mircea_popescu: ben_vulpes punkman road goes off at 12 degrees because FUCK YOU YOU WORK FOR US so you adapt to us. not the other way around. god dang it.
ben_vulpes: she said "ah like city planning in europe. this road goes off at 12 degrees because fuck you?"
pete_dushenski: you have a lot less time to fuck around worry about someone else's problems in a country where there's not 50x more wealth than needed for sustenance.
mircea_popescu: "You have no idea how much we can fuck with the US government if we wanted to," Love told a hacking colleague in one exchange over Internet relay chat, prosecutors alleged. "This... stuff is really sensitive. It's basically every piece of information you'd need to do full identity theft on any employee or contractor" for the hacked agency.
mircea_popescu: person presents with complaint "i can not correctly use bitcoin because im on windows". on a scale of -10 to +10, where -10 is "that's ok, you shoulsd use windows" and 10 is "fuck you get off windows anywhay right now no mattert the cost" you average about a -8, i about a -1
cazalla: i'd be disappointed if he tells the uni recruiter anything less than fuck you
cazalla: the fuck else you gonna use the net for back then?
cazalla: the fuck you teach me how to milk cows and raise meat chickens for, stupid fkn public schooling
jurov: bank can fuck you too, what's the diff?
jurov: and how is he going to fuck you?