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BingoBoingo: Just suggesting an employer who can give alfdog fiat and who is hiring this time of year.
asciilifeform: so this is a strange bulldog-rhinoceros chimera.
asciilifeform: 'In a radio interview last week, Nigel Newton of Bloomsbury Publishing spoke about how the publisher had employed strong security measures to prevent possible leaks, including guard dogs and a constant security presence at the printing press. Seemingly, the company also had the support of GCHQ, the UK's primary signals intelligence and surveillance agency.'
mircea_popescu: dog/cat/mostly horse
asciilifeform: (exercise for the reader - determine which animal(s) the famous machine 'bigdog' walks as.)
asciilifeform: camel - quite unlike dog, etc.
ben_vulpes: (b-dog, amusingly, a nickname of mine from the nineties)
mircea_popescu: much like byzantine peasant couldn't construct the orthodox delusion ; much like alf teh bee dog can't construct washington.
mircea_popescu: except the larger the things they tried to build, the worse it got. but then they fixed it. because, as alf the greek beedog says, "it IS possioble to make wall that won't leak!!11"|
mircea_popescu: if idiocy screamed in the forest where there's no alf the bee-dog to hear it,
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=PK'd | pkd. PK'd like in shot with the popular russian machine guns of a similar name PKT and PKM. He was short ten grand on his share and bigdogg pkd him.
asciilifeform: i dun even have a dog or cat.
pete_dushenski: https://calvy.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/89034-strip.gif << relatedly, stan as dogbert
pete_dushenski: http://www.k-international.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dogbert-consultants.jpg
pete_dushenski: www.k-international.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/dogbert-consultants.jpg << from same series
pete_dushenski: shinohai: we'll be consultants! like dogbert's bit wherein he sells $1k books on how to become a millionaire. inside book it suggests "sell 1k books for $1k!"
asciilifeform: dildogocchi!
mike_c: <+phf> this is totally own dogfood, so bon appetite, but since the log is missing entirely, this will at least get people through until there's something more permanent
phf: this is totally own dogfood, so bon appetite, but since the log is missing entirely, this will at least get people through until there's something more permanent
asciilifeform: hey, monkey's arse can fit this dog's neck! let's sew them !
mircea_popescu: she just has a speech about her dog trudy.
trinque: there's some ridiculous hotdog chain here in TX that owns one iirc with their absurd logo painted on
mircea_popescu: solrodar no, because while the dog might be your dog, bitcoin may not actually be your bitcoin.
PeterL: solrodar if you sign a statement "I give my dog to danielpbarron", then yes it is his dog, and if you later say oops, I meant to give it to bob, then it is up to DPB to give the dog up, but he does not have to
solrodar: danielpbarron: But you evidently apply the same principle to fiat bank accounts as well. Anything else? Your dog has just jumped in my window, is it my dog now?
asciilifeform froths, like a rabid dog
BingoBoingo: In "lovedog" news http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/a4-waist-challenge---new-trend-for-women-to-slim-down-to-thinner/
thestringpuller: fuck. i guess I'll just add watchdog and if logs don't have `ProcessBlock: ACCEPTED` in the last 60 minutes `kill -9 <pid>; ./startrb.sh`
nubbins`: hot dog vendor: "what if the price of buns goes up?"
asciilifeform: or, alternatively, being stray dog who doesnt giveafuq
asciilifeform: like trained dog.
mircea_popescu: the dog ?
assbot: 0 results for 'from:mircea_popescu dog truffle' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=from%3Amircea_popescu+dog+truffle
asciilifeform: !s from:mircea_popescu dog truffle
mircea_popescu: fucking dogs do it, some of them at least, as per that experiment discussed in the logs.
nubbins`: and, if you'll take a look at a map of north america, twodogland is very, very far away from major shipping hubs
asciilifeform: nubbins`: i don't even have a dog in the fight, understand this.
pete_dushenski: nubbins`: for your (two)dogged persistence, cheers.
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-03-2016#1423705 << not all can bee-dog like the pros! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: the joke being of course that any serious designer is exactly a bee-dog.
assbot: Logged on 24-02-2016 04:23:11; mircea_popescu: omfg alf sees the world like a bee-dog : in black and white and all pixelated.
assbot: Logged on 06-03-2016 18:39:43; mod6: i saw beedog coin mentioned earlier, is this just a madeup name for next-coin?
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=06-03-2016#1424125 << bee-dog was originally a joke re very summary vision (because bees see large pixels and dogs don't see colors). see : http://log.bitcoin-assets.com//?date=24-02-2016#1413916 ☝︎☝︎
assbot: 3 results for 'beedog' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=beedog
asciilifeform: !s beedog
assbot: Logged on 06-03-2016 18:39:43; mod6: i saw beedog coin mentioned earlier, is this just a madeup name for next-coin?
mod6: i saw beedog coin mentioned earlier, is this just a madeup name for next-coin? ☟︎☟︎
BingoBoingo: Whether next thing be beedog coin or arse wallet coin
mircea_popescu: not so. bitcoin had 3 types of animal, minerS, nodes, owners. notwitstanding the very problematic weakness of nodes, the minerS unicellular molds merged in one major piece of dogvomit.
mircea_popescu: we needed a 2nd for a long time anyway, wtf is this ripple eth ltc doge bs.
mircea_popescu: asciilifeform for your own peace of mind : i would ~definitely~ support a beedog coin, irrespective of how cartel mining impasse is resolved or the eventual fate of current-bitcoin.
nubbins`: (born 1879 st. john's twodogland, natch)
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2015 03:25:08; mircea_popescu: this is like asking wyatt earp "how do you distinguish between the f brothers and stray dog"
assbot: 4 results for 'wyatt dog' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=wyatt+dog
asciilifeform: !s wyatt dog
BingoBoingo: lol pete_dushenski and nubbins' in two dog land have to dust off their hos
assbot: Logged on 01-03-2016 14:43:25; mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2016#1418901 <<< i was certainly never in a bed with a woman and her 80 lb "lovedog" before, whatever that may mean.
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2016#1419182 << what, exactly, is a 'lovedog' ? new word for skinny asian chick kept as pet ?? ☝︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=01-03-2016#1418901 <<< i was certainly never in a bed with a woman and her 80 lb "lovedog" before, whatever that may mean. ☝︎☟︎
SuchWow: and then suddenly it's a currency and it starts acting like dogecoin, value/price-wise
SuchWow: i certainly started watching that chart for fun tho, as i always do for btc/ltc/doge, a few months back
mircea_popescu: meanwhiole they're busy doging the dev.
SuchWow: a dogecoin op became freenode dev, freenode decided to give aff cloaks for dogecoin project
mircea_popescu: and yeah, i agree, dogecoin, like litecoin, all went the way of the bell bottoms.
SuchWow: [08:48:40] <SuchWow> mircea_popescu: you guys are so pompous lol...i haven't been involved in crypto, trading or otherwise, for almost 2 year. Doge seems to fine, still has a small community (moreso than litecoin anyways), and i've been watching crypto in general just for fun. Eth seems interesting, but still not convinced.
ben_vulpes: some real horrific tiny house gypsy shit: 2 adults, 1 infant and 80lbs of ferocious lovedog in a queen bed
ben_vulpes: must be that dogecoin guy again
cazalla: still have those dogecoin investments SuchWow ?
ben_vulpes: tastes great with alf_dog
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=29-02-2016#1418548 << ben_dog! ☝︎
mircea_popescu: if dog could see future, dog would also be general.
mircea_popescu: well wtf, i get the same results from my dog. i don't make the dog a strategist. FOR THIS REASON.
pete_dushenski: can't teach old dog new tricks. no sense trying to persuade 60yo that life was wasted in the pursuit of the evil and the wrong.
mircea_popescu: omfg alf sees the world like a bee-dog : in black and white and all pixelated. ☟︎☟︎
asciilifeform: the pattern in which a dog vomit lands is not the same as a theorem.
mod6: well, someday maybe. still a dog with fleas.
mircea_popescu: which is why the same proteins make dog and dog vomit.
mircea_popescu: principally atm, that mod6 is running like a mad dog trying to keep on top of everyone's patches.
mircea_popescu: dog vomit makes fascinating patterns also!
mircea_popescu: turns out in retrospect the only thing distinguishing humans and dog vomit was poor connectivity. once that was fixed...
shinohai: SuchWow: "staff-emeritus" of ............ dogecoin
adlai: kuzetsa: eventually jargon can wag its dog, shaping the mother tongue more strongly than the other way around
assbot: Dog gets credit for stopping sexual assault in southeast Missouri : Lifestyles ... ( http://bit.ly/1mGdoIE )
BingoBoingo: http://www.stltoday.com/lifestyles/pets/dog-gets-credit-for-stopping-sexual-assault-in-southeast-missouri/article_99c85664-c858-5d43-b4b1-effa3ebe5210.html
mats: my grandfather ate dog during the famine, no shame in that
asciilifeform: forgot dogs
mats: hm, alphago prop hit 'geekwire': http://www.geekwire.com/2016/alphago-lee-sedol-whos-underdog-in-google-ai-million-go-match
assbot: New Zealand Politician Steven Joyce - #Dildogate - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1Tlms3J )
BingoBoingo: Her eyes all glazed over; her body shaking. She never was the same dog after the Boingo house that fateful Halloween night.
BingoBoingo: Could be him. Could be hello dog.
BingoBoingo: Microshaft http://www.slate.com/content/dam/slate/blogs/future_tense/2016/02/11/microsoft_garage_releases_experimental_fetch_app_that_identifies_dog_breeds/cats.jpg.CROP.original-original.jpg
assbot: Logged on 10-02-2016 03:18:13; pete_d_out: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400809 << how about that conpherence you were at recently ? shnoopdog or what was it. no gurl programmers there ?
pete_d_out: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=09-02-2016#1400809 << how about that conpherence you were at recently ? shnoopdog or what was it. no gurl programmers there ? ☝︎☟︎
ascii_butugychag: in other equally-interesting news, somebody somewhere prolly got mauled by a rabid dog today.
ascii_butugychag: in su - first-class reptilian wetwork, dogvomit manage
ascii_butugychag: dogvomit execution, reptilian management
mircea_popescu: we're discussing dogvomit, not reptiles.
assbot: 0 results for 'http://www.dailydot.com/politics/dogecoin-moolah-alex-green-ryan-kennedy-rape-accusation/' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Fpolitics%2Fdogecoin-moolah-alex-green-ryan-kennedy-rape-accusation%2F
assbot: Ryan Kennedy, founder of Dogecoin exchange Moolah, charged with raping 5 women ... ( http://bit.ly/1SIgEzX )
shinohai: !s http://www.dailydot.com/politics/dogecoin-moolah-alex-green-ryan-kennedy-rape-accusation/