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assbot: Alf, the lathe dog. | Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski ... ( http://bit.ly/1QSY47F )
pete_dushenski: ;;later tell asciilifeform betcha never thought 'lathe dog' would conjure up ~this~ image ;) http://www.contravex.com/2015/11/20/alf-the-lathe-dog/ ☟︎
deedbot-: [Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski » Contravex: A blog by Pete Dushenski] Alf, the lathe dog. - http://www.contravex.com/2015/11/20/alf-the-lathe-dog/
kakobrekla: yes, lucky im not a dog.
BingoBoingo: <kakobrekla> among other things. << Like dog/cat/generalcarnivore poison
mircea_popescu: you gotta raise the kids yourself, because everyone's parents have been a coupla dog vomits and there's no adults inhabiting the world.
pete_dushenski: or dog and tick
assbot: After dog's death, an effort to ban guns to put pets down ... ( http://bit.ly/1Pw8BGn )
BingoBoingo: I don't think the anglophone world knew of hormones until the brown dog incident
asciilifeform: incl. the dog..
funkenstein_ once had pictures of dog eating beets. Sadly they were never put on paper so lost after a decade or so.
asciilifeform: i mean, this ~is~ a self-consistent thing. pashtun needs galois like a dog needs beets.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field incidentally, you know the joke with the two jews and the piece of dog turd ?
mircea_popescu: anyway, gotta try. one of these days you're gonna manage to connect a mad dog, and it might even do some damage.
BingoBoingo: Once a friend responded to a "Phree to good home" add and ended up recieving feral pariah like rat/dog hybrid.
gribble: Pariah dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pariah_dog>; Indian pariah dog - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia: <https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indian_pariah_dog>; Pariah dogs: 9 ancient and wild dog breeds - Mother Nature Network: <http://www.mnn.com/earth-matters/animals/photos/pariah-dogs-9-ancient-and-wild-dog-breeds/what-is-a-pariah-dog>
BingoBoingo: ;;google pariah dog
asciilifeform: what the hell is a pariah dog
BingoBoingo: Pariah dog generally too wormy for that.
asciilifeform: food dog is eminently useful
BingoBoingo: because even more useless than food dog
BingoBoingo: Not always, pariah dog is a thing
asciilifeform recalls the tale of dog-sized garbage disposals in a certain lab
assbot: Logged on 27-10-2015 13:41:29; punkman: "also found human DNA in 2% of its hot dog samples -- and two-thirds of the vegetarian samples. "
punkman: "also found human DNA in 2% of its hot dog samples -- and two-thirds of the vegetarian samples. " ☟︎
mircea_popescu: "oh, income equality". brazil has A LOT more of it than the us. in the us everyone is poor. i mean this, literally, there are NO RICH PEOPLE in the us. nobody is rich there. everyone is poor like a fucking dog, like the soviets were poor in 1980.
BingoBoingo: But still here all cats of a certain size are still on the walk away and buy a big dog list.
assbot: Logged on 16-10-2015 08:21:48; *: BingoBoingo still amazed that the fluffy gene when expressed is a defect in any breed of dog
BingoBoingo still amazed that the fluffy gene when expressed is a defect in any breed of dog ☟︎
BingoBoingo: fluffypony: My brother's latest dog, likely far fluffier than you or any extant equine
BingoBoingo: Its too bad, in some way we, the normal people who do good things for ourselves and our customers and our employers, really have better job security with breaking fuckheads like you around. But I want to have our computers spend time you know curing cancer or designing a fusion reactor and doing useful shit rather than cleaning up after your dog shit"
ascii_field: 'You have the fucking time to fuck shit up. That is what you are saying. Most normal people on nights and weekends fuck their significant others, go to parks with the kids and enjoy life. But you spend your nights and weekends writing dog shit that fucks up my weeks. We are paid to fix the damage you do.' << mega-winner
Bingo_VACAY: Pete everyone I know with dog uses such for chew time
trinque: http://imageweb-cdn.magnoliasoft.net/nmm/supersize/f5768.jpg << dog doesn't trust the ass
mircea_popescu: running dog of the ba cultists!
asciilifeform: mircea_popescu: actually my first thought, reading the log, is that it'd be something like a lathe dog.
assbot: Logged on 07-10-2015 17:34:55; pete_dushenski: actually, 'alf dog' sounds like a great comic strip idea
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=07-10-2015#1294261 << it does! this dog that read everything back in kindergarten... ☝︎
jurov: convert your dog to tamagotchi!!11(r)(tm)
assbot: DogStar TailTalk: World’s First Dog Emotion Sensor | Indiegogo ... ( http://bit.ly/1LiuhTe )
pete_dushenski: https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/dogstar-tailtalk-world-s-first-dog-emotion-sensor#/ << speaking of man better understanding his dog...
pete_dushenski: 'alf dog' can truly be man's best friend : always keeping him on his toes, alert, aware of the faintest rustles in the leaves
pete_dushenski: actually, 'alf dog' sounds like a great comic strip idea ☟︎
pete_dushenski: mircea_popescu: sure the bar is lower for dogs, where's the alf dog ? not meeting a stand-out example allows the others to enjoy their mediocre unexceptionalism
mircea_popescu: pete_dushenski im not so sure of the entire moulding thing. i think i met more competent dogs than competent humans in my life, mostly because the bar so much lower for dog. and it's self-moulding really, just as long as you don't get in th way too much.
mike_c: you can train a dog to do what you tell it.
pete_dushenski: dog sorta plateaus at, what, 6 month-old child's mental capacity ?
BingoBoingo will try to bring better, actual camera next time. Smaller Dog's name is Beans. The larger dog is Frank. Both have short legs.
pete_dushenski: BingoBoingo dog's as fluffy as the rug. thankfully, not as green.
BingoBoingo: pete_dushenski: imgur.com/sG5TJMb << New one is one the left, smaller dog 14 weeks of age
mircea_popescu: the dog looks pretty beaten.
AgentScully: I wasn't that turned on til I saw the guys having lunch at the other table, and then the eyes of the dog that looks like he has seen entirely too much
assbot: Dexter's Laboratory Talking Dog - YouTube ... ( http://bit.ly/1M8a7Yr )
assbot: Logged on 30-09-2015 23:52:21; asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289073 << take up a dog or cat then - far better than footballer kid.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289083 <<< dog or cat is not a sport nor competitive endeavour and given we no longer go out and hunt as a group, it's the next best thing for kids to learn how to follow a leader, work with others, learn from other men how to be masculine, physically and mentally challenge others ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-09-2015#1289073 << take up a dog or cat then - far better than footballer kid. ☝︎☟︎
ascii_field: mircea_popescu: 'increase defense spending' in usa is dog whistle for 'moar f35 plz'
ascii_field: notice how dog sleds exist, but not rat sleds.
jurov: use a dog, no?
mircea_popescu: i mean, a blob i can see, for whatever crazy purposes. but an actual fucking picture ? with like a dog and a dumbass hat too ? shoot the fucker.
assbot: Pooch Selfie: The Best Way to Capture Selfies with Your Dog! by Clever Dog Products — Kickstarter ... ( http://bit.ly/1iuesh6 )
thestringpuller: who cares if I have to eat like a dog for a single sync
BingoBoingo: OMG Gawker Media stereotypes asians, Picture of Asian holding a dog described as "delicious" https://archive.is/kSKeQ
mircea_popescu: mno, the problem with dating sites is that unless you intend to meet a dog, you're in the wrong place.
assbot: Logged on 15-09-2015 23:23:53; punkman: I saw a dog steal an unopened bag of cheetos while I was buying some tobacco from a kiosk couple days ago. guy inside shrugs "what am I gonna do, chase the fucking mutt". I wonder if some bum trained the dog, it was wearing a length of string as a collar.
punkman: dog was pretty sneaky in his approach too
BingoBoingo: Dog can jump
punkman: I saw a dog steal an unopened bag of cheetos while I was buying some tobacco from a kiosk couple days ago. guy inside shrugs "what am I gonna do, chase the fucking mutt". I wonder if some bum trained the dog, it was wearing a length of string as a collar. ☟︎
mircea_popescu: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=12-09-2015#1271245 <<< you misspelled thrice cursed dog. ☝︎
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=11-09-2015#1270165 << and if every man, woman, child, dog, cat, in china, got on a stool and jumped at once... ☝︎
shinohai salivates like Pavlov's dog ...
mircea_popescu: every[one,twerp,clueless derp,idiot,internet dog] thinks this is how it goes. and you hear about it, because [somehow] they have all the time in the world to tell you it is so.
ascii_field: the land of plastic rice gives a fuck about 'posterity' like a dog about beets.
asciilifeform: if it were possible to give 20megausd to a dog, what would he do?
mircea_popescu wasn't there, hasn't seen, everyone on internet ~= dog.
ag3nt_zer0: mircea_popescu: if frithjof schuon is illiterate then I must be less than a dog
ascii_field: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=04-09-2015#1262596 >> more like 'keep that caked dog shit with plutonium shavings off my machines' ☝︎
asciilifeform: mats: kia bracelet is something like a set of 'dog tags' ?
assbot: 2 results for 'marry her dog' : http://s.b-a.link/?q=marry+her+dog
ascii_field: !s marry her dog
assbot: Logged on 03-09-2015 22:33:16; mircea_popescu: ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her dog' << wow. that, right there, is more valuable to orlov's employer than orlov's entire body of work to date. mebbe you get job offers nao.
mircea_popescu: ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her dog' << wow. that, right there, is more valuable to orlov's employer than orlov's entire body of work to date. mebbe you get job offers nao. ☟︎
ascii_field: they happily send their sons to army so they can 'die for a fat bitch's right to marry her dog'
BingoBoingo: <asciilifeform> now, old dog hands inform me that the absolutely irresistible treat, to dog, is cat shit. << Any kind of shit really.
asciilifeform: dog is stuck.
asciilifeform: even dog, somehow, is made to eat it.
asciilifeform: (the one concerning isis-as-junkyard-dog-of-usg hypothesis)
asciilifeform: 'The western establishment is nurturing ISIS like an attack dog, feeding it, training it to like human blood, in order to then release it and offer people the freedom of choice: you can die in its teeth, or you can hide behind a gate, the keys to which are in the hands of global capitalism. And they will charge you for the entry—but not in money. That is, not just in money. The payment they require is your freedom—your rig
assbot: Logged on 30-08-2015 04:03:54; *: ben_vulpes is having a blast nesting with the girl. today, we finished scaffolding the builtin to house the dog and spawngear: http://imgur.com/Z9iBUv3
asciilifeform: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=30-08-2015#1256443 << which shelf does dog go in ? ☝︎
ben_vulpes is having a blast nesting with the girl. today, we finished scaffolding the builtin to house the dog and spawngear: http://imgur.com/Z9iBUv3 ☟︎
thestringpuller: reminds me of tv show wehre characters are like "Is Molly his wife or his dog?"
mircea_popescu: how to annoy large dogs : while dog is in front and you're sitting in back seat, wait for it to stick its muzzle through the headrest, at which point put a strip of bacon flush on it. hide it once he withdraws. repeat.
cazalla: http://log.bitcoin-assets.com/?date=26-08-2015#1252211 <<< easier to just kill the dogs than plead and beg someone to do something about their barking dog at 3am ☝︎
asciilifeform: (can one milk dog ?)
asciilifeform: nah, dog i could go for
mircea_popescu: as if they ate your dog or something
trinque: China is a gigantic country. All of it eats roast dog?
asciilifeform: at any rate, who am i to say that mircea_popescu would not fit in cn. perhaps he has always wanted to eat roast dog, pay 90% of his revenue as bakshish to local party 'райком', and endure the stench of the most packed mass of beoble known...
asciilifeform: the one thing which may have been the boojum, other than straight laundry, is a secret dog-whistle via the price that the unit is modded