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mircea_popescu: 1.) assbot 228202 2.) mircea_popescu 72397
cgcardona_: maybe I have to pay btc to get access to more than 5 assbot commands per day?
cgcardona_: maybe assbot has an api for showing the difficulty. i'm not sure
chairman_meow: assbot heh
moiety: lolol @ assbot
mircea_popescu: eh fu assbot.
tg2: somebody ask assbot what he thinks on the matter
TestingUnoDosTre: easy there assbot
mike_c: indeed assbot.
moiety: assbot has diarrhoea?
kakobrekla: lol assbot
mike_c: assbot is trying to catch up to mp's line count
BingoBoingo: Oh, ellipses don't hide text in the logs that come out of assbot no more
kakobrekla: you have beaten assbot per last 7 days and per last 30 days mirea.
kakobrekla: nice job outspamming assbot (see below charts) http://stats.bitcoin-assets.com
kakobrekla: lines in 30 days. mp outspams assbot.
kakobrekla: [assbot] => 7024
dexX7: /ignore assbot
gribble: Error: "assbot" is not a valid command.
BingoBoingo: ;;assbot insert sharpie
bitcoinpete: i wonder how much assbot would do it for
Mats_cd03: ive had assbot on ignore this whole time
deadweasel: or mpexbot or assbot or a fuckingbot
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla does assbot support this many lines ? such wow. much amount.
Shakespeare: <@assbot> [HAVELOCK] [NEOBEE] 13898 @ 0.00312378 = 43.4143 BTC [-] {39} /// impressive!
novusordo: me either, assbot
datz_: i run an crypto assets company. how can i get involved with assbot?
mircea_popescu: Mar 04 11:22:27 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 4,050.17291466 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 810 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: Mar 04 11:22:27 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] [PAID] 4,050.17291466 BTC to 500`000`000 shares, 810 satoshi per share
mircea_popescu: Jan 12 23:14:43 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3293 @ 0.0006592 = 2.1707 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Oct 08 18:08:11 <assbot>[BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 14 @ 0.083 = 1.162 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Oct 08 18:07:10 <assbot>[BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 7 @ 0.083 = 0.581 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Oct 06 15:25:37 <assbot>[BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 10 @ 0.08 = 0.8 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Sep 21 03:21:59 <assbot>[BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 50 @ 0.09594299 = 4.7971 BTC [-] {5}
mircea_popescu: Sep 21 01:55:33 <assbot>[BTCTC] [FN] [BTC-GROWTH] 2 @ 0.09612 = 0.1922 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Aug 15 18:44:59 <assbot>[BTCTC] [BTC-GROWTH] 96 @ 0.098 = 9.408 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: Aug 15 18:44:58 <assbot>[BTCTC] [BTC-GROWTH] 2 @ 0.09801 = 0.196 BTC [-]
ninjashogun: sorry I don't know how to read "assbot"
mircea_popescu: Mar 04 11:24:30 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.BBET] [PAID] 3.68215411 BTC to 3`000`000 shares, 122 satoshi per share
benkay: it'd be a fun experiment if assbot randomly asked people to auth
vexuall: Fuck you assbot
vexuall: Gimme love assbot
benkay: ah nice, assbot doesn't bash assbot quotes
peterl: I love assbot :)
mircea_popescu: since assbot only logs since apr 2013, in case anyone's curious re older logs :
thestringpuller: sorry assbot :P
Monarch03: guys, can I somehow filter messages from @assbot only for HAVELOCK NEOBEE trades? I dont want to see anything else on bitcoin-assets-trades
kakobrekla: assbot is assbot
davout: greenspan_fan: there's assbot, ozbot, gribble
jurov: not enough sex -> molests assbot
benkay`: wtf is this: <assbot> [MPEX] [S.NSA] CAPITULATION
mircea_popescu: fuck whoever just pmd me named assbot i deleted it
lnovy: eg. that little [-] at the end of assbot line has a meaning of what?
gribble slaps assbot with a variable biff ☟︎
jurov: ;;slap assbot
mircea_popescu: mebbe if we .bait assbot
boolcrap: assbot
boolcrap: whats an assbot
mike_c: assbot is lagged? he says 30188
moiety: i haven't really noticed assbot, i saw an ozbot.. and i like gribble a lot!
BingoBoingo: moiety: Because kakobrekla runs assbot
herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: lets say i place a huge at market MPOE buy order into the book and it clears the book for like twenty levels. what price does assbot report the tick completing at?
mircea_popescu: hey assbot is pming me dirty messages
freztek: he only came in here to shout assbot.
lysobit: assbot!
mircea_popescu: Feb 04 22:05:19 <assbot>[MPEX:^OIX] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 122.22370491 / 121.39535668 / 120.63410743 (14 shares, 0.61 BTC), 30D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC)
MisterE: assbot: lol
kakobrekla: now you made assbot upset.
jurov: no, assbot is promiscuous
rbonestell: is there any specific person in charge of assbot?
mircea_popescu: assbot is the assets bot run by kakobrekla.
Perlboy: Vexual, assbot puts
BingoBoingo: Perlboy: Based on assbot.
Perlboy: hi mircea_popescu, has someone come in here and asked about the assbot big put contract flows a day or two ago?
topace: [13:03:05] <benkay> havelock doesn't report tick direction to assbot?
benkay: havelock doesn't report tick direction to assbot?
nubbins`: it's not just assbot
BingoBoingo: herbijudlestoids: He runs assbot...
kingofsports: since when is assbot connected to havelock?
mircea_popescu: Feb 02 05:05:26 <assbot>[MPEX] [S.MPOE] 588 @ 0.00093125 = 0.5476 BTC [+]
lippoper: assbot needs to start producing some ass bait
pankkake: assbot is case sensitive
kakobrekla: maybe assbot is not mac compatible
nubbins`: wait, isn't that assbot?
kakobrekla: for assbot
jurov: assbot knows vwap?
kakobrekla: assbot can read chinese
mircea_popescu: mike_c because assbot chokes on some special chars and kako does not want to fix it already!
jurov: herbijudlestoids: assbot already aggregates orders
herbijudlestoids: mircea_popescu: if the trading volume of MPex picks up considerably, will you still be streaming orders via assbot?
ThickAsThieves: to support assbot's family
mircea_popescu: post via assbot, only let ppl in its wot post.
deadweasel: well, he's your bot, assbot
kakobrekla: assbot has it
kakobrekla: just like i do not see assbot quotes any more
mircea_popescu: except assbot STOLE the gist of my message.
herbijudlestoids: i /whois'd assbot before asking but it didnt show up
herbijudlestoids: any chance of having assbot broadcasting in another chan with mode +q set so the logger i setup only stores the orders?
mircea_popescu: assbot pls to delete teh other line from the permanent record :D
Duffer1: do your job assbot!