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inhies: oh no you dint assbot
xait9: assbot
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla ^ bug in assbot ?!
guruvan: lol assbot
mod6: damnit assbot
Scrat: assbot
topace: most of them have tickers on assbot
meh: while i'm still asking noobish questions. What's assbot?
mircea_popescu: but as a prototype : "21:08 <assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] [PAID] 445.0881225 BTC to". all pushes you received prior to 21:08 you count as before
kakobreklaa: assbot & co going down for maintenance
thestringpuller: i see how it is assbot
smickles: ah, mircea_popescu do you remember that assbot pic?
ThickAsThieves: <@assbot> [MPEX] [X.IDIFF.JUN] 60 @ 0.1375 = 8.25 BTC [+] <dats cheap, no?
jurov: <assbot> [21:56:10] spam detected
thestringpuller: 14:26 <Diablo-D3> ask assbot's owner to fix this
ChaangNoi: lol is assbot human?
ChaangNoi: lol assbot your delay is suspect
ChaangNoi: !assbot are you gay?
jurov: assbot always gives best advice
ThickAsThieves: alternative idea for channel bannings: offer ignore bounties, pay .001 to anyone that ignored the desired person, if you are caught responding to that troll you pay .1 penalty, profits go to assbot dev
KRS1: lol@assbot
MJR_III: why did my trade not hit assbot?
jborkl: someone needs to take assbot out for a drink
bitesak: are these assbot messages options that are exercised?
Namworld: Bitfunder has an asset bot in #bitfunder now. I hope to see it added to assbot soon
jborkl: assbot> I don't give a shit who saw what and who did what or who did who. < I like that assbot
unbalanced: btw does assbot do the sell math on havelock?
smickles: Chaang-Noi: assbot is offline
smickles: kakobrekla: assbot offline?
smickles: assbot?
Namworld: What happened to tiberius? Was muted by assbot?
Anduck: assbot stfu, you're bot. you have the right to only speak about tickers and trades
Namworld: I thought billg was referring to the [16:53] <@assbot> [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 0.858988 = 1.718 BTC [-] thing
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla can you set assbot to autoban on any mention of bitswing.com for an hour ?
kakobrekla: assbot is polite all the time
jurov: so when i name the exchange right, assbot is polite?
smickles: the same with assbot iirc
smickles: pgp: if you're still having issues with the websites, use assbot or mpexbot
dub: 18-07-12-20:49<assbot> [GLBSE] [CPA] 1 @ 0.1013 BTC
GoWest: assbot doesn't support BitFunder?
FabianB_: kakobrekla: can you extend assbot with a command to get a text version of http://bitcoin-assets.com/ for those who prefer terminals over websites?
Namworld: assbot has too many jokes built inside
Chaang-Noi: assbot called me stupid when i was being stupid.. :)
kakobrekla: assbot echoed tygrr afaik
smickles: damn, assbot never talks about previous partners, seems gribble won't help us find out
gribble: Error: 'assbot' is not a valid channel.
smickles: ;;last --in assbot
gribble: [18:20:02] <assbot> [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 1.999 = 19.99 BTC [+]
Namworld: ;;last --from assbot
Namworld: ;;last assbot
smickles: i would love to be able to query assbot for the last trade of assets
benkay: currently assuming that all trades out of assbot are unique
benkay: also i just realized that if assbot will show last trade i have some work to do
benkay: blacktape2 is listening just to assbot
kakobrekla: 02:20.01 ( @assbot ) [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 1.999 = 19.99 BTC [+]
gribble: [18:27:59] <benkay> can I ask assbot for the last trade? if so how?
benkay: can I ask assbot for the last trade? if so how?
jurov: did some testing txs... no assbot dice
mod6: ok back to winning with assbot
mod6: it was like: (16:08) <assbot> Processing.
jurov: tried simple buy order and works... but seems assbot is out of the loop
pigeons: i'm here all week, tip your assbot
mircea_popescu: kak ya i imagine assbot will stop streaming and make hourly update summaries or somesuch
kakobrekla: for assbot?
OgNasty: it is more interesting than 90% of the stuff listed by assbot.
OgNasty: I'm not trying to get you interested. I just wanted to know what kind of bureaucracy was behind not listing nasty trades by assbot.
pigeons: anyway, have you offered to push data to assbot (assuming nastyfans is a relevant asset)
OgNasty: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=140769.0 <-- Why won't assbot list the 3rd most popular bitcoin asset? Story at 11. lol. "Uhh... I think dude that runs it can't grasp the name of the asset or something"
OgNasty: Still say assbot should list NastyFans trades... Sucks to be lumped in with the BS gigamining has going... Just sayin'
mircea_popescu: <assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6546 @ 0.00071102 = 4.6543 BTC [-
gribble: Nick 'assbot', with hostmask 'assbot!~assbot@unaffiliated/kakobrekla/bot/assbot', is not identified.
mircea_popescu: ;;ident assbot
kakobrekla: assbot would say 'you actions are useless'
mircea_popescu: assbot.
dub: so is assbot getting buttfunder feed or no?
benkay: don't trust the good who runs the assbot listening to mpex
FabianB: Ukto: not really with a proxy (connecting via websockets to bitfunder and posting to assbot)
kakobrekla: assbot is a standard in #bitcoin-assets , in other rooms there can be 252 bots having buttsex for all i care
kakobrekla: and it takes 3 min to post it to assbot
kakobrekla: theres assbot.
FabianB: Ukto: how's a push from your system to assbot 'banging your server'? if i understand it right assbot doesn't pull from your servers
kakobrekla: assbot is for assets trades
maximian: assbot thinks its people
Namworld: hmm, assbot is there
smickles: mircea_popescu: no, this was clearly the time to <@assbot> [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P750T] 10 @ 0.79079695 = 7.908 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: benkay assbot spits dpaste, mpexbot pastebin
smickles: mircea_popescu: did kako say he wasn't going to make assbot 'hungry'?
mircea_popescu: Mar 09 23:23:07 <mircea_popescu> kakobrekla : can you make assbot ticker identifier to be hungry ?
mircea_popescu: you can also inspect these one at a time with assbot's !ticker
Ukto: assbot doesnt support it
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla : can you make assbot ticker identifier to be hungry ?
jborkl: Thanks assbot
Bowjob: damn chang, touching assbot
mod6: The good news is that MPEx orders are processing with ye ole assbot
mod6: ok i was able to use MPEx via dpaste & assbot
mircea_popescu: the correct syntax is !ticker m s.mpoe, but assbot is not talking to mpex atm.
mircea_popescu: <assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 50000 @ 0.00075 = 37.5 BTC [+]
dub: pitty it didnt say 'so I whipped up assbot api integration'!
mod6: (17:16) <@assbot> [MPEX] [WHITEHOUSE] 1 @ 0.1337 [+]
Chaang-Noi: lol assbot :)