dub: heres some low hanging fruit for you mircea_popescu. <pjorrit_> we really should get a SD on testnet
dub: you aren't on a quest to rescue bitcoin from mediocraty?
dub: shivving a few poindexters more your speed
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 44.52000, Best ask: 44.55501, Bid-ask spread: 0.03501, Last trade: 44.55501, 24 hour volume: 182706.33065327, 24 hour low: 36.65000, 24 hour high: 48.39999, 24 hour vwap: 43.75828
Ukto: if I put a test bot trade announcer in here
Ukto: just announcing for now
Ukto: but would you stop whining about trades? :P
mircea_popescu: atm im goingthrough the summary of the bitcoin-dev session for the 12th
mircea_popescu: i don't think there's much hope for the current dev team, seriously.
mircea_popescu: anyone "upgrading" to any further crap they release is irresponsible from a business perspective.
mircea_popescu: we need an actual trustworthy bitcoin implementation asap.
Ukto: i think were better off with btc's team than nothing
mircea_popescu: atm bitcoin is forked, in the sense that some kids are in jerkoff lalaland
Ukto: i am not using their crap
Ukto: i am using a highly customized version
mircea_popescu: Ukto no, atm we'd be better of if everyone in devteam were under a bus.
Ukto: which is why I wasnt effected
kakobrekla: its really simple to implement, just ask the others.
Ukto: kakobrekla: will you write websocket support?
Ukto: i dont want systems banging on my webservers
Ukto: i just paid someone to write it
Ukto: since no one else can get with the times
Ukto: and stop using archaic technology
kakobrekla: ill make websocket when you have 10 trades per second consistently
Ukto: well now you dont have to worry
Ukto: same format for trade display
kakobrekla: the thing is there is one protocol by which all exchanges go
Ukto: then the other exchanges should move into the present
Ukto: sorry, but I know how to create platforms that dont buckle under load when they get a large userbase
Ukto: do it right the first time
Ukto: or just be a fuckup
FabianB: Ukto: how's a push from your system to assbot 'banging your server'? if i understand it right assbot doesn't pull from your servers
Ukto: enabling the 15sec call requests on the graphs on bf
Ukto: caused a laod increase of 5% on the servers
Ukto: with all the extra unneeded sql queries
Ukto: 380 requests every other second
mircea_popescu: there will be a trade freeze, should be no more than ~10 minutes, will be announced in advance
Ukto: about to turn on websockets for the browser
Ukto: will create no extra load
Ukto: and everything will work
Ukto: if you tell me no bot in here
Ukto: i will put it in #bitfunder
Ukto: and people can watch it there if they want
Ukto: i was trying to be nice and paid to have something done to make people happy
Ukto: i could honestly care less about it announcing in here
TomServo: mircea_popescu: do you have a link to the bitcoin-dev summary you're referring to?
assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 2 @ 0.1 = 0.2 BTC [+]
Ukto: i think your beig silly by not letting another bot
Ukto: one with no commands
assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 30 @ 0.1 = 3 BTC [+]
kakobrekla: you dont care but you care enough to bring another bot?
Ukto: just to make people happy
Ukto: otherwise its not my issue
Ukto: if the channel operator doesnt want it
Ukto: ppl want to see trades on irc
Ukto: they can do itwhever the bot is allowed
Ukto: mircea_popescu: you will need to join #bitfunder if you want to see the trades if he wont allow it
Ukto: otherwise i dont want to hear any more complaints about it
kakobrekla: the other exchanges had no problem intergrating
Ukto: kakobrekla: so you want me to make a custom GET/POST request script
Ukto: specially for your bot to bang every 5 seconds ?
kakobrekla: if a onliner means 'custom get post script' then yes
Ukto: that would never work then
Ukto: the server remains behind protection for a reason as not to have the ips given out
Ukto: twitter is not a person on irc
Ukto: and part of the btc community
Ukto: and thts prolly going to stop honestly
mircea_popescu: wait. jhow are you going to implement ipless websockets ?!
Ukto: mircea_popescu: i already todl you that
Ukto: the main servers ip
Ukto: only to the socket network
Ukto: it removes all load on information distribution
Ukto: I was discussing it with tux as well
Ukto: to lower load on the servers
kakobrekla: so the conclusion is Ukto cant afford a post per trade
Ukto: anywho, we were at a crossroads, i didnt want to custom for your bot because its really a waste of time when theres a simple method for it. I paid someone to make a work around. you say NO for no real reason. thas that
Ukto: i punch those pennies
Ukto: when it comes to load
kakobrekla: just a coder mircea_popescu, just a coder.
Ukto: and fwiw it took someone 10 minutes to make a websocket announcing bot.
kakobrekla: and it takes 3 min to post it to assbot
Ukto: but that doesnt solve the ip protection issue
Ukto: if this channel had 10,000 users i would care more
Ukto: it has about 25 active
Ukto: 30 ppl who lurk at any given time
Ukto: and none of them that respond to trades in here by jumping on an exchange and trading because of it
kakobrekla: nobody is forcing you so is all good, dont sweat it
Ukto: im not. just tired of people whining that they cant see the bf trades
Ukto: so i made a simple solution
Ukto: that causes no conflicts
Ukto: other than with you hehe
Ukto: i mean honestly, can you give me a good reason why different name cant say the same information?
Ukto: what if I manualyl paste them every time? will i get banned?
jurov: Ukto, what about tickers?
Ukto: jurov: not yet. just announcing
assbot: How can I be of assistance, my poor man?
Ukto: jurov: might be #bf only
kakobrekla: assbot is a standard in #bitcoin-assets , in other rooms there can be 252 bots having buttsex for all i care
Ukto: I dont want to override the "standard"
Ukto: but the sstandard is set in its ways
Ukto: its like nano said. if bitcoincharts stops updating its lists of exchanges, he would allow workaround to add new ones
kakobrekla: maybe some fan of yours will make a script that will listen to your socket and make posts
Ukto: so if this other person operates the bot and announces in here
burnside: Ukto, can I get api access to BF?
Ukto: burnside: the get/post api for bf is currently only opened to 14 ppl and being reworked based on suggestions. debating forcing it all to websocket at this point.
Ukto: for reasons I stated earlier
dub: we only do double standards here, its more efficient
benkay: ukto, this is your problem for not scoping market standards first
benkay: it's not our problem to conform to your preferred implementation
benkay: if you want trades seen by max people, publish in places they'll be seen.
Ukto: and i didnt care if they were seen in here or not
Ukto: so i made something
benkay: missed the whole lean startup movement
benkay: forgot your user research
Ukto: if its not wanted, then its not wanted
benkay: nobody wants your socket
benkay: just 'cause you dumped money into it doesn't give it value.
Ukto: they dont have to have it. :)
benkay: that's fine. your arrogance will cripple your business.
benkay: humility and egoless development will open the doors to users
Ukto: "no one wants your socket" "ok" "your arrogent" ?
benkay: you're going to have to articulate that argument a little more clearly.
benkay: Ukto: "no one wants your socket" "ok" "your arrogent" ?
Ukto: you say someone doesnt want something, I said ok. and you called me arrogent for it
Ukto: dont understand. :)]
Ukto: i agree, no one has to use the sockets if they dont want to
Ukto: i wont force it on anyone
benkay: don't have time to explain.
Ukto: then pm me another time and we can talk. :)
Ukto: i have none either.
benkay: except for an inherently limited user base watching your data feed :)
FabianB: sad my bet on bitbet "bitfunder won't announce in #bitcoin-assets by ..." wasn't accepted a few days ago ;)
FabianB: Ukto and kakobrekla just don't get along
benkay: implying bitbet only takes losing wagers?
Ukto: FabianB: nah, kako's fine
Ukto: i have no issue with em
Ukto: i just dont want to use post/get's (which i originalyl thought thats how it worked for the bot since i was never todl otherwise when asked about it)
Ukto: and b. i dont issue outbound connections from any of my servers. weexchange, bitfunder, etc
Ukto: ust a conflict of standards
mircea_popescu: benkay well no but it doesn't take wagers where one person can singlehandedly decide the outcome
FabianB: Ukto: not really with a proxy (connecting via websockets to bitfunder and posting to assbot)
benkay: don't trust the good who runs the assbot listening to mpex
benkay: man fuck the spellcheck on this client
Ukto: I guess i could have the guy change the bot
Ukto: to accept websocket announces
dub: just throw up the socket already and let someone else spend 3 minutes routing around your damage
Ukto: and then announce a POST to kako's bot
mircea_popescu: i have a never ending flood of actuall ddos since like the beginning of the month
kakobrekla: you can bounce it off the moon while you are at it
dub: mircea_popescu: its just someone sharing their packets with you bro
Ukto: kakobrekla: pm me the url and format to post the data
Ukto: or pm me a url to any documentation
jurov: Fatal error: Call to undefined function gnupg_init() in /home/polimedi/public_html/bitcoin/index.php on line 200
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.57999999 BTC [-]
jurov: guess where it's from ;)
wiggzz: mpex.co... just checked hah
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 4 @ 0.58 = 2.32 BTC [+]
Ukto: forgot to install someting? ;)
Ukto: php and gnnupg. hated setting that up the first time
mircea_popescu: Ukto as you might notice, mpex.coinbr.com is doing fine
Ukto: now that its on a network that can handle things. jurov was scrambling like crazy to get things setup right
Ukto: i think it worked out great
Ukto: was happy when the live.coinbr graphs started working again. :)
jurov: why not? the beauty of unfinished things lol
smickles: oh that's what's fucking me up
dub: today bitcoins dev team is solving the problem of how to ignore people that call them names on the forum
TomServo: mircea_popescu: do errored links count against my weekly tally? :P
smickles: my guiclient is seeing that mpex.co is there so it's sending STAT's to that
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 44.11000, Best ask: 44.32800, Bid-ask spread: 0.21800, Last trade: 44.32800, 24 hour volume: 184334.05898785, 24 hour low: 36.65000, 24 hour high: 48.39999, 24 hour vwap: 43.73067
Bowjob: there goes my cheap coins
Bowjob: look at that LTC price rise
dub: [19:05] <theymos> Luke-Jr: On the subject of bitcointroll forum, I'm going to add a feature allowing you to mark your topics as self-moderated when you create them. In such topics, the OP can delete replies. That should solve some of your problems.
kakobrekla: prolly nobody knows cause the devs are all dead
dub: that is so fucking broken
smickles: oh, so the rise in ltc is just an emotional thing
Bowjob: ummm its risen even before the fork
smickles: dub: we must be able to silence the opposition
Bowjob: i sold 10k ltc on the way down, i thought i did well by minimizing my loss
smickles: (if that quote is to be believed)
smickles: so, with that quote, it's official. theymos is from soviet russia
mircea_popescu: i thought people were always able to delete their own crap on bitcointalk
smickles: the auction section is about to be awesome
smickles: or scam accusations, anything really
smickles: someone post evidence of you having stolen btc, just delete it
dub: only gmax actually wants him around
mpexbot: kakobrekla: 0.0897209644318 seconds
assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.18 BTC [-]
smickles: this thing is going to rock on android (for those willing to put their privkey on their phone
smickles: aside from that, it's a very pleasing way to use mpex
pizzaman1337: I think it's measuring how far behind just the trading engine is
assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 1 @ 0.2 BTC [+]
Bowjob: IT appears that LTC will hit the dollar parity soon
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 44.00000, Best ask: 44.08000, Bid-ask spread: 0.08000, Last trade: 44.08000, 24 hour volume: 183524.02883802, 24 hour low: 36.65000, 24 hour high: 48.39999, 24 hour vwap: 43.69802
kakobrekla: is it me or is this far from dollar parity?
dub: and I've thrown away a bunch of ltc :/
dub: must remember to have a look for it
dub: so is assbot getting buttfunder feed or no?
dub: need better intel on when to dump asicminer
mircea_popescu: "TD that's why i don't understand people who say implementation diversity is a good thing. it's clearly not."
BitHub: i can buy a mining rig, yay
dub: is it cpuminable still?
Bowjob: ive been wondering why the hell is it rising
Bowjob: is it because gpu miners abandoning btc?
dub: cocain is a helluva drug
jcpham: some morons out there have dediced to rape it
jcpham: wait until july 2011 litecoin prices
Bowjob: Low: 0.3125 USD High: 0.7525
jcpham: is that a spread or the low/high fo today
kakobrekla: basically noone has any idea if its worth anything
Bowjob: ive watched it since 5 cents
jcpham: i'm not sure i'd call it growing
kakobrekla: 01:11.57 ( kakobrekla ) but sersiouls how much use is there for ltc
kakobrekla: 01:12.01 ( kakobrekla ) why would i USE it
kakobrekla: 01:12.03 ( kakobrekla ) instead of btc
BitHub: be funny if ltc became worth more than btc
Bowjob: the trollbox is going nuts
jcpham: i might sell some poop on ebay for a bajillion dolars too
BitHub: btc becomes worthless and its all about the ltc
jcpham: or some other tulip comes along
jcpham: currency exchange is one thing
jcpham: storage of value another entirely
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla actually, if the current devs continue as bitcoin devs, i can envisage ltc becoming the standard coin.
jcpham: mircea_popescu you die first
kakobrekla: oh so you sayin ltc devs are better than btc devs mircea_popescu
jcpham: becasue there arre none
dub: he's the cut and paste engineer
mircea_popescu: currently if all bitcoin devs were hit by a bus bitcoin would benefit immensely.
BitHub: do you think the price would go up?
jcpham: i was on .6 until yesterday
jcpham: shitty devs didn't tell me anything
jcpham: i want my goddamn money back mircea_popescu
jcpham: i'm calling customer support right now
mircea_popescu: i will certainly have the girl ad psas to any future bullshiot "upgrades" they come up with
mircea_popescu: as in, do not upgrade. the people pushing this broken code are irresponsible and you will lose out.
jcpham: the fucking software has all these retard shiny coins all over it
jcpham: i've never seen a single shiny anything
dub: mpex should fund solidcoin development to replace bitcoin
BitHub: if it aint broken, don't fix it
BitHub: but then again this was done on purpose because of politics
burnside: wow, BTC to USD 42.233 || LTC 64.26735218
burnside: I'm going to be a thousandaire
burnside: well, I guess I'm a thousandaire of LTC already, so soon I can be a thousandaire of USD. ;)
burnside: eh, for that I have a ways to go.
burnside: I was close before I found the GLBSE
burnside: it was just play money then unfortunately, and I treated it as such
dub: thebuttholezone is such a prolix dick eater
kakobrekla: thought it was the other simmilar sounding one
assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 30 @ 0.1 = 3 BTC [+]
pizzaman1337: the blog that always tells me I need to pay up :(
BitHub: sweet mircea i made your blog
deadweasel: all the txns that ended up in the orphaned fork, did they complete, or get 6 confirmations?
deadweasel: oops, wrong window. answers still appreciated
deadweasel: I'm curious what a transaction from an orphaned fork looks like?
BitHub: glad the irc bot thing worked out, hope you find these dickheads hey
deadweasel: so anyone who happened to be buying 3 lbs of gold in person with bitcion at exactly that time, would have seen 6 confirmations?
BitHub: PPS. Everyone named in this article gets a block of 10`000 S.MPOE shares. Contact jurov to take possession - that include me mircea :)
Namworld: Well the blog is... MPEx will certainly follow soon
BitHub: good read man, any idea who or why?
mircea_popescu: but on the positive side, mpex gets much better servers and stuff
BitHub: i'm suprised there's no mpex irc room
BitHub: i figured most of them were here :)
benkay: is there a bitcoin security channel?
benkay: i'm just not welcome apparently
benkay: i was hoping to find someone who would tell me
benkay: i was imagining a land of rainbows and ponies tbh
benkay: where sages of netsec and hackers extraordinare waxed on the merits and methods of securing one's business
kakobrekla: sadly, this still is the best bitcoin chan.
benkay: this channel brings value to my life.
benkay: 's about all i can say.
dub: benkay: try #intersango
mircea_popescu: Processor #32 Vendor GenuineIntel Name Intel(R) Xeon(R) CPU E5-2650 0 @ 2.00GHz
dub: some fuckin skurity proffessors in thur
mircea_popescu: ahhh. seriously, what's sweeter than 32 core e5-2650 ?
dub: ps: don't tell them I sent you
kakobrekla: dub dont fuck around with people like that
dub: pps: don't ask about makign backups
mircea_popescu: which makes me actually have more hardware than mtgox atm.
mircea_popescu: benkay intersangro being, obviously, the fuckwit champs of btc.
dub: I though my follow up '<dub> some fuckin skurity proffessors in thur' expressed an appropriate level of sarcasm?
benkay: you guise i can make my own mind up about things
dub: sorry for pooplinking
kakobrekla: i just dont want to see you wasting too much time benkay
benkay: i'm oddly flattered kakobrekla
benkay: although i assume you're after next year's socket fee already
kakobrekla: its ok Chaang-Noi, just messing around.
Chaang-Noi: bitcoin breaking i think really showed people a more tested version is good to have around
Chaang-Noi: bitcoin after all is litecoins test chain :)
dub: I should have maffed dat in my head
Chaang-Noi: trollin trollin, its good fun iuf you do it for money
BitHub: yeah man i got paid to troll lance armstrong for a while
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be identified via GPG to use the rating system.
gribble: Error: For identification purposes, you must be identified via GPG to use the rating system.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
gribble: Error: User doesn't exist in the Rating or GPG databases. User must be GPG-registered to receive ratings.
gribble: This user has not yet been rated. WARNING: Currently not authenticated.
Chaang-Noi: people like gmaxwell rating people neg they never delt with cuz they do something like play s.dice really turned me off
Chaang-Noi: gmaxwell rates people -1 or -5 cuz they gamble on s.dice
Chaang-Noi: that pisses me off as people jsut abose it
Chaang-Noi: so i wont use a system that is so fucked up
benkay: stop gambling on s dice in a transparent way
benkay: mp i'm enjoying your tirade on fucking a lot more than the drama posts
Chaang-Noi: i dont use s.dice it was just one example of how i see it abused
Chaang-Noi: pirate was like 2nd highest rated? lulz
Namworld: OTC is just like Bitcoin. Each user can run however they want about attributing trust or distrust.
benkay: tirade's the wrong word
gribble: Currently authenticated from hostmask dub!~dub@unaffiliated/dub . User dub, rated since Wed Dec 19 14:09:17 2012. Cumulative rating 3, from 3 total ratings. Received ratings: 3 positive, 0 negative. Sent ratings: 7 positive, 0 negative. Details:
http://bitcoin-otc.com/viewratingdetail.php?nick=dub gribble: Rating entry successful. Your rating of 1 for user dub has been recorded.
Chaang-Noi: yeah i just dont think wot is a good tool, not worth my time. i can see how it is goodfor some people not as well known as me, but im one of bitcointalks greatest trolls:)
benkay: dang. in btc world, you blow things and you're arguably completely fucked for starting things under your own name ever again.
Namworld: :;rate Chaang-Noi -10 Too much black/purple/red in his home, really bad choice of colors. Doesn't give off a very trusty vibe like pure white.
benkay: contrasts strongly against american startuplandia where you can pivot (fail) ten times with 3 different investment rounds, and still be lauded as a pop-hero
Namworld: ratings are just how much an user trust you. Someone insane could distrust someone for whatever.
benkay: cool is the grand canyon
benkay: cool is fucking your buddy's wife
kakobrekla: anyway the point is its nice to see you can be accountable in a way
Chaang-Noi: namworld but i remember who i trust, why do i need to use wot?
kakobrekla: or else we would still have patric harnets and such
Namworld: You can use ;;gettrust to only get indirect ratings from people you trust yourself
Chaang-Noi: i dont know... after all my fail i was always honest and people trust me, and if they dont im happy to use escrow :)
Namworld: I'm lacking data about you apparently.
benkay: but it's definitely a step towards a world where people generally know all there is to know about you.
kakobrekla: you are afraid to be over exposed over OTC wot
benkay: think about a plugin to your radio system that identifies customers as they walk in your store and then queues up music for them
benkay: imagine truly pervasive surveillance
benkay: i don't have time for this conversation
benkay: and i'm not nearly stoned enough to find it interesting.
Chaang-Noi: dont know, i dont use facebook either, i just dont like that sorta of social networking, i have a very good trading recored
kakobrekla: whoever uses facebook and bitcoin is retarded
Chaang-Noi: i kinda have the same idea about wot as i do facebook :/
smickles: kakobrekla: my facebook name is fedarush akatom
benkay: dude! you guys i don't even want to build a business in this space
benkay: but it scares me shitless.
benkay: there are three outcomes for me
Chaang-Noi: i was dumb and sold 50k litecoin around 42 cents... should i cash out or buy more ltc... ahhh
benkay: i've read that many a time
benkay: i'm actually looking forward to MPOE-PR "FIRST"ing it on a launch page
BitHub: you most likely wont go to jail
BitHub: unless you're doing something illegal or not paying taxes
benkay: not moving, either. i have roots here.
benkay: did pirate disclose his identiy?
Chaang-Noi: at best SEC fucks with him, but SEC cant jail people
benkay: is he still operating in the space?
kakobrekla: sry just had to, was a long time since last one.
BitHub: i heard finland and costa rica are good places to setup bitcoin companies
Chaang-Noi: kakobrkla you should see my account size, once he pays out im going to be supper rich!
kakobrekla: BitHub the way i see it, slovenia is fuckin awesome
BitHub: nice kako where is that? Eastern Euro?
kakobrekla: one might argue its not south but central, ill take mps deficinion of being estern too
benkay: i am just not leaving this town.
benkay: i am glad to come visit you all
BitHub: i cant wait to travel more
benkay: ugh, that was a dumb sentence.
BitHub: need to check out so many place
benkay: deadweasel i'm not going to pycon
benkay: because i'm going to pycon
smickles: mircea_popescu: wth, i know you like this number
smickles: ValueError: Extra data: line 1 column 187 - line 22 column 65 (char 187 - 1337)
smickles: are you trolling me via my statjson?
smickles: mircea_popescu: some error I get when trying to decode my stat
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.724998 BTC [-]
Chaang-Noi: anyway im off to a mini family vacation, they think iv sat too long at the computer :(
benkay: real reason mp should not make new clients happen
benkay: critical density in bitcoin space
benkay: tear fabric of economic universe
benkay: unpredictable results.
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.724998 BTC [-]
gribble: Current Blocks: 225589 | Current Difficulty: 4367876.000842196 | Next Difficulty At Block: 225791 | Next Difficulty In: 202 blocks | Next Difficulty In About: 1 day, 6 hours, 52 minutes, and 44 seconds | Next Difficulty Estimate: 4822007.4493 | Estimated Percent Change: 10.39708
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 2500 @ 0.00559 = 13.975 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [CRYPTO-TRADE] 2 @ 0.199 = 0.398 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 5 @ 0.0055 = 0.0275 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 1 @ 0.24 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 4 @ 0.00559 = 0.0224 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: "I hope you can realize how much more we could accomplish and how much happier everyone would be if you acted like less of a douchebag."
kakobrekla: id give 10 btc to be able to punch misterbigg in the face, just once.
kakobrekla: >He is the mastermind who created the current trade engine and the multi-currency platform for Mt.Gox
BitHub: is the s.dice guy in there as well?
mircea_popescu: "Executive Director, Chairman of the Board, Treasurer"
BitHub: now i feel silly defending bitcoin and how decentralized it is to teh haters
mircea_popescu: i guess now we know what coings are being floated by coinlab.
kakobrekla: yeah its more fucked than whores at closin time BitHub
mircea_popescu: but then again, as the girl said after the pirate fiasco : give your money to idiots, cause trouble across the board.
mircea_popescu: apparently bitcoin people still have to learn a lot about how confidence tricks work.
BitHub: so do we actually need the board? or should i give money to them?
BitHub: i dont know i dont want to get in trouble
BitHub: i dont want to say anything bad about the foundation....but.......
BitHub: i like how dodgy their pics look
midnightmagic: BitHub: The fastest way to shut up haters is to stop talking to them and walk away.
BitHub: yeah, i found its best to be like "yeah cool man" and go onto something else
midnightmagic: Aumann's agreement theorem means they're being irrational. Why even bother with irrational people?
pigeons: smickles: what was your formula for the price of a mining "share"?
midnightmagic: "Bye, have fun being bent over by the Universe for the rest of your life."
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 100 @ 0.00181 = 0.181 BTC [+]
midnightmagic: wanna see how fast bitcoin can hit $500 ? Shift the decimal one place to the right..
midnightmagic: that eligius report is out-of-date. check eligius' stats page.
pigeons: nanotube: is this static data?
gribble: Error: "nextprice" is not a valid command.
gribble: Next Price Estimate: 49.634057 | Next Price In About 2 days, 23 hours, 23 minutes, and 44 seconds
nanotube: pigeons: no, it's all pulled live
pigeons: ah the eligius asics overheated
assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00401 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 50 @ 0.004 = 0.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 100 @ 0.0039 = 0.39 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 100 @ 0.0038 = 0.38 BTC [-]
dub: goes to show how much of a joke the idea of mining being some kind of democratic concensus system is
mircea_popescu: the current people doing it obviously aren't quite there yet, but no worries,
LameCoin-: any comments on yesterdays events?
kakobrekla: lots of stuff happend yesterday like on a normal day
kakobrekla: but im guessing youre talking about fork yea
LameCoin-: i enjoyed reading mircea's comments to the developers on the forum
kakobrekla: then you will prolly enjoy staying around
LameCoin-: i think the selling yesterday would have occured regardless
LameCoin-: well even under the event the price never hit last weeks sell off
kakobrekla: bitbet now spams via twitter and rss feeds.
bowjob: hey is the trollbox still there?
kakobrekla: ltc is 0.01642 cause i know you wanna know
bowjob: it goes on and off for me, the site. i dont see the trollbox
bowjob: i see the trollbox but on my account i cant
grubles: whats the mpex fee nowadays?
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 2 @ 1.709999 = 3.42 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 1.71 = 8.55 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 3 @ 1.745 = 5.235 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.185 BTC [+]
dub: grubles: still 30 last I heard
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 10 @ 0.00579 = 0.0579 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.005237 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 1 @ 0.00579 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.MPOE-PT] 1 @ 0.000706 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [RSM] 1 @ 0.009 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.BBET-PT] 1 @ 0.00194 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 9 @ 0.724994 = 6.5249 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.724994 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [BITVPS] 1 @ 0.00687 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 0.724994 = 2.175 BTC [-]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 1.745 = 12.215 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 5 @ 1.7499 = 8.7495 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 20 @ 1.75 = 35 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.58699999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 2 @ 0.587 = 1.174 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.58899999 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 3 @ 0.589 = 1.767 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 20 @ 0.1 = 2 BTC [+]
grubles: who wants to buy my mpex account
assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.1 BTC [+]
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 46.20301, Best ask: 46.38751, Bid-ask spread: 0.18450, Last trade: 46.20000, 24 hour volume: 72528.04121071, 24 hour low: 41.02000, 24 hour high: 46.50000, 24 hour vwap: 44.30878
assbot: [BTCTC] [CRYPTO-TRADE] 4 @ 0.2 = 0.8 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 18 @ 1.75 = 31.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 2 @ 1.75 = 3.5 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.72499 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.72499 BTC [-]
BitHub: when is asicminer gon be worth 1btc?
jurov: sooner than litecoin?
assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 4 @ 0.005237 = 0.0209 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCT:ASICMINER-PT] 1D: 0.7 / 0.72705 / 0.749 (42 shares, 30.5 BTC), 7D: 0.65 / 0.70519 / 1 (1171 shares, 825.8 BTC), 30D: 0.65 / 0.69325 / 1 (1495 shares, 1036.4 BTC)
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
assbot: [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 1 @ 0.589 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: in other news, 241`819 option contracts traded so far this month.
mpexbot: FabianB_: {u'7d': {u'cnt': u'49', u'min': u'67334', u'max': u'76718', u'vsa': u'358259971660', u'vsh': u'4790992', u'avg': u'74777.8271515'}, u'30d': {u'cnt': u'3857', u'min': u'61614', u'max': u'78628', u'vsa': u'3217577150869', u'vsh': u'46464513', u'avg': u'69248.0549806'}, u'1d': {u'cnt': u'', u'min': u'', u'max': u'', u'vsa': u'', u'vsh': u'', u'avg': u''}}
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1D: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 7D: 0.00067334 / 0.00074777 / 0.00076718 (4790992 shares, 3,582.60 BTC), 30D: 0.00061614 / 0.00069248 / 0.00078628 (46464513 shares, 32,175.77 BTC)
dub: mircea_popescu: dat maff
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 190 @ 0.695 = 132.05 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 0.724 = 1.448 BTC [+]
assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 2 @ 0.19 = 0.38 BTC [+]
jurov: ;;gpg everify freenode:#bitcoin-otc:d09f12925116f3363e8eae0ec8ade9aadb4f55879fa01bada13bab03
gribble: You are now authenticated for user jurov with key 677ABD62D0AEE7D7
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5000 @ 0.00076706 = 3.8353 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 80 @ 0.00569991 = 0.456 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 220 @ 0.00599987 = 1.32 BTC [+]
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
FabianB_: mpexbot: probably without the url part?
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
jurov: not a proper json, i daresay
mpexbot: mircea_popescu: An error has occurred and has been logged. Please contact this bot's administrator for more information.
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.72 BTC [-]
jurov: yes smickles did it thus
jurov: quite an innuendo we got there
FabianB_: everyone busy watching 22 running behind a ball with nothing happening in 90 minutes?
jurov: ofc, depends how they are mentioned. some are eligible for s.mpoe, others for s.bvps or f.giga.etf
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 4 @ 0.72 = 2.88 BTC [-]
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.724869 BTC [+]
jcpham: irc channel metric matter
jcpham: i'm quoted in that article
jcpham: jurov i need my shares
jurov: that's about 10-50 klod (kilolines of drama)
jcpham: PPS. Everyone named in this article for helping gets a block of 10`000 S.MPOE shares. Contact jurov to take possession.
jurov: jcpham, s.bvps or giga?
assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.724869 BTC [+]
jurov: sorry jcpham, you should have come some months earlier. next.
jcpham: dude my name is in there
mircea_popescu: how many people of the total 10bn read 100k words in a week ?
jurov: yes. but s.bvps and f.giga.etf claims closed in October 2012
dub: dude everyone who bothere to read that far into your novel should get shares
jcpham: i read the whole thing
jcpham: last sentence BONUS PRIZE FOR ME
dub: that is my preference anyway
jcpham: seriously though just add it to my bill
jurov: jcpham, 10k shares of asspride will do as a consolation prize?
jcpham: i know you are good for it
mircea_popescu: i wish to take this opportunity and thank everyone present for acting so professionally
jcpham: sure tshirt shares will work
dub: thank you, we work hard to maintain the standard of trolling
mircea_popescu: without the backing of drama bitcoin might end up being useful
jcpham: i'll trade you 10k xrp for 10,000 shares of tulips
jcpham: should start an ripple hedge fund
mircea_popescu: why did i not think of that! why does nobody think of ripple when they have a problem ripple could solve! o ye gods!
jcpham: invest now in Soylent.
smickles: mircea_popescu: did you figure it out or should I show you again :)
smickles: and it's just the key to send to mpexbot
smickles: if that was your sig, it should've worked
mircea_popescu: for some reason gpg thinks it's a detached signature ?!
smickles: hmm, maybe i had the wrong keyid for you
jurov: gpg can't get over these missing ---s? i thought that's their purpose
jurov: anyway, no love for ipv6? i'm looking into it for mpex.coinbr now
assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.345 BTC [+]
jurov: hm, mpex6.coinbr.com should work (ipv6 only) but someohow doesn't here
mircea_popescu: jurov i talked with my provider, and allow me to quote :
mircea_popescu: "The US datacenters we have dont support IPv6 or if they do it is very limited. The London DC does support IPv6 but cPanel and a lot of the other stuff on the server doesn't so those IPs they are able to give, are actually useless at this time."
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 28 @ 0.00579 = 0.1621 BTC [+]
deadweasel: we have an electrical grid that is about to shit the bed, ipv6 is not an upgrade priority
FabianB_: lol, cPanel can't handle ipv6?
jurov: can anyone confirm mpex6.coinbr.com works? looks like my tunnel is b0rkt
FabianB_: if i were at home and not in hotel..
jurov: i can ping, i can connect. but no reply from webserver
FabianB_: jurov: how about locally on the server?
jurov: there it works. but amazon is not providing ipv6 end to end
jurov: i only provides ipv6 to ipv4 loadbalancer
assbot: [BTCTC] [S.BBET-PT] 2 @ 0.00194 = 0.0039 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: it seems apparent we have some sort of ipv4 bridge or proxy or something in between
jurov: heh... "mpex.co is down" , "yea i saw boss going to the closet"
dub: theres somethign called a chain block
dub: its essentially maff and fings
jurov: i got confirmed it works.. so it's just my ipv6 tunnel
assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 29 @ 0.1 = 2.9 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: incidentally, anyone has quick proof against point 1 there ?
jurov: this? 1) Without producing zero-day exploits
mircea_popescu: I'm not sure this is getting through the fog of their own farts, but the group of power rangers has so far:
mircea_popescu: 1. Not produced one single brilliant solution to any actual problem.
jurov: no proof. just that 0day happens independently from spec