tmsr - Log 2013-03-17

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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3850 @ 0.00071883 = 2.7675 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: ;;seen killerstorm

gribble: I have not seen killerstorm.

mircea_popescu: meh.

mircea_popescu: people gotta learn to irc.

jurov: ;;seen Ggabridome

gribble: I have not seen Ggabridome.

jurov: ;;seen gabridome

gribble: gabridome was last seen in #bitcoin-assets 6 days, 2 hours, 24 minutes, and 48 seconds ago: <gabridome> I've updated the shell script with the id of the new key https://github.com/gabridome/mpex-sh/blob/master/mpex.sh

mircea_popescu: did you see his twitter pic btw ?

jurov: no

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7375 @ 0.00071809 = 5.2959 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4825 @ 0.0007104 = 3.4277 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: https://twitter.com/Gabridome

jurov: which dude?

mircea_popescu: now that i dunno

jurov: comparing to the blog photo... seems the left one

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.89 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13000 @ 0.00071883 = 9.3448 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5895 @ 0.00072563 = 4.2776 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5450 @ 0.00072596 = 3.9565 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21355 @ 0.00072609 = 15.5057 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: mpex trade will be suspended in 10 minutes.

mircea_popescu: trade should resume in about 10 minutes after that.

mircea_popescu: trade is back.

mircea_popescu: please report any issues you might notice thanks!

jcpham: so burned out

jurov: tried simple buy order and works... but seems assbot is out of the loop

kakobrekla: shortly

mod6: oops

mod6: it was like: (16:08) <assbot> Processing.

mod6: the boom.

mod6: *then

kakobrekla: !mp http://dpaste.com/1025145/

assbot: Processing.

assbot: Response: http://dpaste.com/1025146/plain/

mod6: nice

mod6: ok back to winning with assbot

jurov: ;;bc,diff

gribble: 4847647.1520656

jurov: did some testing txs... no assbot dice

mod6: does anyone have the mpex-rss.php feed available via bot request?

kakobrekla: jurov we are lookin into it

mod6: oh i just did a STAT, jurov

jurov: mod6 i don't understand the rss? you want to show rss data here in chan?

jurov: and congrats on the STAT.

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 6 @ 0.89 = 5.34 BTC [-]

mod6: just was curious if that feed existed anywhere. kinda needed to either update that one script of mine, or deprecate it until some later date.

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 2 @ 0.9 = 1.8 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1 @ 0.00072609 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: o hi.

mircea_popescu: mod6 mpex-rss.php ?

mircea_popescu: o you mean via bot. hm

mod6: hey!

mircea_popescu: it's a lot of lines tho...

mod6: na, its not too important, but i had that one script that did it.

mod6: maybe instead i'll just kill that old one and get the twitter feed instead

mod6: i gotta do that o_auth thing though huh?

mircea_popescu: you could get the stream off twitter yeh

mod6: dunno..anyway. i'll check into it. thx.

jurov: i still don't get it... what's the problem with http://mpex.co/mpex-rss.php ?

jurov: seems to work fine

mircea_popescu: anyway. mpex new monster setup seems 100% operational. webservers moved, trade engine moved.

mircea_popescu: i'll be keeping an eye on things still, but generally we seem ok over here.

mod6: jurov: it's back up!?

jurov: ofc it is

mircea_popescu: mod6 when was it down !?

mircea_popescu: you mean the ddos stuff ?

kakobrekla: mod6 socket connection is up at all times too

mod6: oh i guess i was unaware. yeah. ddos.

mircea_popescu: haha you got some reading to do.

mod6: that socket seems helpful kakobrekla - what's the rate on that?

mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2013/mpex-ddosed-an-epic/

kakobrekla: mod6 1 btc a year atm.

mod6: really? that seems cool.

kakobrekla: mhm

mircea_popescu: these 0.05 loads...

jurov: kakobrekla, if i disconnect for some time, does it cache txs?

jurov: and send all to me after reconnect?

mod6: thx for the link mircea_popescu, i'll check it out when i get back here.

kakobrekla: jurov check the protocol

kakobrekla: http://bitcoin-assets.com/mpex-socket/

mod6: ok thanks again guys, bbl.

jurov: i don't see anything about caching txs while client is disconnected

kakobrekla: Request a login token, post ‘username’, ‘pass’, ‘id’ to https://sauth.bitcoin-assets.com,

kakobrekla: where ‘id’ is the last trade id you already recieved (0 to load from begining or -1 to skip all history).

kakobrekla: as you connect you request a token

kakobrekla: with that you specify where you want to start

mircea_popescu: that's a cool way to go about it

kakobrekla: from begining, from any point or just listen fro now on

jurov: oh derp

miscreanity: mircea_popescu: what's the likelihood of running a cjdns/hyperboria service?

mircea_popescu: hm

mircea_popescu: are you involved with that ?

mircea_popescu: miscreanity ^

miscreanity: been following it for a while

miscreanity: strong conceptual appeal

mircea_popescu: here's the rthing : it is interesting, and yes.

mircea_popescu: the way i'd go about this is, i'd sponsor a node to run a hyperboria mpex proxy

mircea_popescu: as in, pay for the server

mircea_popescu: as a way to sponsor the project / encourage research.

miscreanity: reasonable

mircea_popescu: so if you happen to know anyone that'd do it...

miscreanity: possibly

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 2 @ 0.00512 = 0.0102 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 20 @ 0.005 = 0.1 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 15 @ 0.0049 = 0.0735 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 15 @ 0.00488 = 0.0732 BTC [-]

smickles: $vwap s.dice

mpexbot: smickles: 1 day: average: 0.00513634 high: 0.0055 low: 0.005 volume: 33095 btc: 169.9872064 7 day: average: 0.00552045 high: 0.006 low: 0.005 volume: 85535 btc: 472.19157198 30 day: average: 0.00612231 high: 0.0069 low: 0.00300001 volume: 2391985 btc: 14644.484222

smickles: mircea_popescu: ^^ to your liking?

smickles: $vwap ^oix

mpexbot: smickles: 1 day: no data 7 day: average: 42.97673204 high: 57.7102934 low: 37.4449091 volume: 30582 btc: 3176.68341381 30 day: no data

mircea_popescu: that works for sure.

mircea_popescu: course better ask FabianB

smickles: oh? was FabianB using it for the json?

smickles: ofc, the full one delivered via pastbin is still the json

mircea_popescu: possibly

mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/1af3aq/from_trilema_boys_and_girls_i_got_news_were_being/

mircea_popescu: so it turns out bitinstant was just having dns issues, not ddos.

jurov: https://github.com/bitcoin/bitcoin/pull/2373 mircea, no 1M blocks for ya before May 15

mircea_popescu: A new checkblock rule

mircea_popescu: ill bet you the rule will have a bug in it.

mircea_popescu: davout ahaha cyprus specials ?

mircea_popescu: lmao.

davout: more to come

davout: italy, spain, ...

davout: i'll whip out my suprise du chef when it'll be france's turn

mircea_popescu: hahaah

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 26 @ 0.2597 = 6.7522 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 54 @ 0.2598 = 14.0292 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 20 @ 0.2598 = 5.196 BTC [+]

kakobrekla: hm

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 30 @ 0.2598 = 7.794 BTC [+]

kakobrekla: i must start a new movement

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 3 @ 0.2598 = 0.7794 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: which way ?

kakobrekla: to teh futureh!

mircea_popescu: lol

benkay: what are you all using for infrastructure management?

benkay: chef/puppet/whatever

benkay: bash scripts

mircea_popescu: i got ppls

mircea_popescu: but i think they like puppet mostly

kakobrekla: same here

mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/312/npda-college-debate-championship-2013-mckendree-college/

mircea_popescu: o.o

mircea_popescu: i didn't know anyone even cared

kakobrekla: internal thingy?

mircea_popescu: maybe

mircea_popescu: o wait, bfl announced they're not shipping in march ?!

kakobrekla: what?

mircea_popescu: http://bitbet.us/bet/265/bfl-will-deliver-asic-devices-before-april-1st/#c374

mircea_popescu: i dunno

kakobrekla: i think we would hear about it in here by now

mircea_popescu: prolly just trash talking

assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 104 @ 0.105 = 10.92 BTC [+]

vampireb: they arent

vampireb: fuckers

vampireb: !ticker mpex s.dice

assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1D: 0.005 / 0.00513634 / 0.0055 (33095 shares, 169.99 BTC), 7D: 0.005 / 0.00552044 / 0.006 (85535 shares, 472.19 BTC), 30D: 0.00300001 / 0.00612471 / 0.0069 (2345295 shares, 14,364.26 BTC)

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 1.999 = 19.99 BTC [+]

benkay: can I ask assbot for the last trade? if so how?

benkay: ;;last

gribble: [18:27:59] <benkay> can I ask assbot for the last trade? if so how?

kakobrekla: :DDDD

benkay: hrm.

kakobrekla: 02:20.01 ( @assbot ) [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 1.999 = 19.99 BTC [+]

kakobrekla: heres your last trade

benkay: nono

benkay: blacktape2 is listening just to assbot

kakobrekla: hm

benkay: also i just realized that if assbot will show last trade i have some work to do

benkay: currently assuming that all trades out of assbot are unique

kakobrekla: well iirc i hold the last trade data cause i need it for the + or -

kakobrekla: so in theory it could be asked for

kakobrekla: but we can just make the syntax so your bot doesnt get confused

smickles: i would love to be able to query assbot for the last trade of assets

kakobrekla: ok

kakobrekla: ill add it

Namworld: ;;last assbot

gribble: (last [--{from,in,on,with,without,regexp} <value>] [--nolimit]) -- Returns the last message matching the given criteria. --from requires a nick from whom the message came; --in requires a channel the message was sent to; --on requires a network the message was sent on; --with requires some string that had to be in the message; --regexp requires a regular expression the message must (1 more message)

Namworld: ;;last --from assbot

gribble: [18:20:02] <assbot> [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 10 @ 1.999 = 19.99 BTC [+]

smickles: ;;last --in assbot

gribble: Error: 'assbot' is not a valid channel.

smickles: damn, assbot never talks about previous partners, seems gribble won't help us find out

Namworld: Unfortunatly, no one else thought of that yet, smickles. Congratulations.

Chaang-Noi: any truth or link to bfl delay?

Namworld: idk of one. I'd like to know

Namworld: Looks like BFL is in the forever "almost" zone.

Chaang-Noi: 4 to 6 weeks forever is what i say

Chaang-Noi: i kinda thought they would ship in march, but i might losethat bety

kakobrekla: have faith in not having faith in bfl

Chaang-Noi: anyone happen to know total hash of batch 1 for avalon, and then batch 2?

Chaang-Noi: iv made so much money off of bfl fail it wont matter if i lose one bet :)

Chaang-Noi: bfl lol

kakobrekla: yeah they have a statue now http://josh-zerlan.com/

Chaang-Noi: oh lol

Chaang-Noi: makes me want to register my name

kakobrekla: you gonna fail too?

kakobrekla: oh wait.

Chaang-Noi: lol, i never failed, but i keep trusting scammers, lol

assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2229 @ 0.00530736 = 11.8301 BTC [-]

kakobrekla: failed at trusting then

kakobrekla: dont worry it happens a lot

Chaang-Noi: still, even though i lost monhey in things like glbse and bitcoinica im still okay, never riskmore than you can lose...

kakobrekla: indeed

Chaang-Noi: i wonder if that bitcoinica thing will ever work out

Chaang-Noi: i have 700 btc id like to see atleast 50% of...

kakobrekla: converted back to current rate

kakobrekla: 2 btc.

kakobrekla: muahaha.

Chaang-Noi: not sure if it was converted

kakobrekla: doesnt matter shit

kakobrekla: way easier to pay

Chaang-Noi: mt gox should not have messed with it

Chaang-Noi: it is in a mt gox account, they just wont give it away

Chaang-Noi: i admit i might not get more than 2 btc but i hope i atleast get 1/2

Chaang-Noi: most people got 50% already

kakobrekla: next short opportunity of cheap coins, mtgox gets closed

Chaang-Noi: lol if mt gox fails before i get my coins back...

Chaang-Noi: tried to sign up for bitfunder, after i did all the hoops i was rejected cuz no weexchange account... facepalm

dub: as a user or to issue an asset?

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 10 @ 0.00498 = 0.0498 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 62 @ 0.00488 = 0.3026 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 100 @ 0.00487 = 0.487 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 20 @ 0.00482 = 0.0964 BTC [-]

Chaang-Noi: dub i was trying to send in btc to but asicminer

Chaang-Noi: buy*

Chaang-Noi: i was thinking about sending in assets too, but they were like you MUST have a weexchange account, here is your code... that pissed me off...

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.0046 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 10 @ 0.00452 = 0.0452 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 354 @ 0.00451 = 1.5965 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 500 @ 0.004501 = 2.2505 BTC [-]

Chaang-Noi: needless to say they lost a potential customer

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 1000 @ 0.0046 = 4.6 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 7 @ 0.009989 = 0.0699 BTC [+]

Namworld: whut?

smickles: $dept s.dice

smickles: $depth s.dice

mpexbot: smickles: Bids: ['71 @ 530736', '1250 @ 519980', '20000 @ 500000', '2361 @ 500000', '22222 @ 444440']

mpexbot: smickles: Asks: ['1080 @ 537099', '1950 @ 544503', '500 @ 577800', '700 @ 577905', '2000 @ 584999']

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 103 @ 0.00999 = 1.029 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 48 @ 0.00999 = 0.4795 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 20 @ 0.00999 = 0.1998 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 467 @ 0.004551 = 2.1253 BTC [-]

dub: i was gonna signup too, thats a bit watly

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 104 @ 0.01 = 1.04 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 10 @ 0.01 = 0.1 BTC [+]

Namworld: Ah... S.DICE-PT is going down but BTC-BOND goes up?

Namworld: Odd.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11200 @ 0.00072609 = 8.1322 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 300 @ 0.004552 = 1.3656 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 54 @ 0.004551 = 0.2458 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9450 @ 0.00072609 = 6.8616 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.9 BTC [+]

Chaang-Noi: 65 less than 32000 losses in a row... s dice broken?

Chaang-Noi: and i thought my less than 16000 23 losses in a row where bad

mircea_popescu: apparently s.dice removed withdrawals too.

smickles: withdrawals? what do you mean

smickles: i thought it was a bet, return winnings/loss-indicator

smickles: how would there be withdrawals?

mircea_popescu: fine. payouts

mircea_popescu: mpex went deposits only, then s.dice, it's a disease

Chaang-Noi: s dice no longer pays? lol

Chaang-Noi: 100% profit http://i.imgur.com/GhH7b2H.png

kakobrekla: payouts have been deprecated

kakobrekla: i mean winning.

mircea_popescu: deflationary ftw

smickles: Chaang-Noi: eh? the first line on that is a win.

mircea_popescu: smickles we're kidding man

smickles: oh

smickles: -_-

mircea_popescu: lol poor smickles

Chaang-Noi: smickles but howe many in a row are not? :)

smickles: that is a lot

Chaang-Noi: 65 of under 32000

Chaang-Noi: odds are better to win 3 less than 1 in a row

Chaang-Noi: im bored... i need to get a hobby, sad cuz bitcoin was my hobby, then it came my life...

Bowjob: chang we can play tf2 if you have a decent pc

Chaang-Noi: yeah quad 7970s

Bowjob: that shit was my drug before bitcoins

Chaang-Noi: but linux....

Bowjob: i had 1800 hours logged in

smickles: Chaang-Noi: native tf2 on linux now

Chaang-Noi: i did buy like 20 steam games from that steam btc guy

Chaang-Noi: oh, cool

smickles: runs faster than on win, usually

Bowjob: i used to sell hats for paypal back in the day

Chaang-Noi: nice

smickles: *usually as in for most people

Chaang-Noi: i have a windows box set up just for gaming but i dont use it

Bowjob: the most expensive hat in tf2 goes for around 3k USD

Chaang-Noi: from what i understand you have to buy something to get the good stuff

Bowjob: no

Chaang-Noi: i tried the free game for a while, but never got anything good

Bowjob: well

Chaang-Noi: not true?

Bowjob: its just hats

Bowjob: cosmetic thing

Bowjob: gameplay wise, you dont need them really

Chaang-Noi: i see

Bowjob: but people tend to go crazy over them

mircea_popescu: hmm, is anyone doing gift certs anymore ?

Chaang-Noi: well... i kinda doubt it is something i could make money at

Bowjob: i sold my backpack for $350 for playing a game

Chaang-Noi: mp want out of btc into fiat?

mircea_popescu: nah just want to send a gift

Bowjob: u can make money off of it, but its not enough

BitHub: this website closed down its "selling" side of its services citing, there wasn't enough demand for this

BitHub: heh

BitHub: https://www.spendbitcoins.com/convert/

Chaang-Noi: i found a site last night that would let you order anything online using btc

BitHub: their reason is hilarious, pretty sure i know why

Chaang-Noi: i forgot the name :/

Chaang-Noi: the site charged like a 3 or 5$ fee for an order, it was pretty decent price

Chaang-Noi: wish i saved that link...

BitHub: chaang any ssd?

Chaang-Noi: mp here you go https://bitspend.net/

Chaang-Noi: just have them mail a gift to whomevar

BitHub: i think their anon and privacy stuff

Chaang-Noi: no ssd, this was old mining rigs... i would not have 6990s and 7970s cuz anything else

BitHub: like*

Chaang-Noi: anyone ever uses this site? https://bitspend.net/ ?

mircea_popescu: Chaang-Noi do you know who runs it ?

BitHub: yeah, kind of

Chaang-Noi: mp no i do not

Chaang-Noi: their names are listed on the main page

Chaang-Noi: but i dont know them

mircea_popescu: yeah was looking for more like, a wot person

BitHub: i know someone on here ballz deep involved

Chaang-Noi: i dont use wot, sorry

BitHub: i think the guy has done other bitcoin stuff before

Chaang-Noi: if i needed anything i would test it out

Bowjob: bank holiday in cyprus

Bowjob: lol

Chaang-Noi: lol

Chaang-Noi: runz im sure

mircea_popescu: Bowjob ya after they got charged like 105

mircea_popescu: cyprus is pretty much dead.

Chaang-Noi: %

mircea_popescu: it will be like haiti

Bowjob: try that in bitcoin

Bowjob: lol

mircea_popescu: im sure Luke-Jr will come up with some system.

Chaang-Noi: lol

BitHub: its safe to use

BitHub: legit company

Chaang-Noi: how long before europe rips apart...? this year?

mircea_popescu: depends how germany does in elections

mircea_popescu: if the merkel dissidents get seats...

Chaang-Noi: hmm

Chaang-Noi: when arethe elections?

Chaang-Noi: not sure how they thought taking money from people who keep money is banks was a good diea, people everywhere will just pull out cash, making it crash faster...

Bowjob: they could impose a withrawal limit after the holiday

mircea_popescu: Bowjob they prolly will.

Chaang-Noi: "According to Reuters news agency, almost half of the depositors in Cyprus are believed to be non-resident Russians. "

Chaang-Noi: lol

Bowjob: im sure cyprus would happily take deposits though

Chaang-Noi: "The point of the levy is to warn lenders to banks that they should take care where they place their funds" so the point is, do not lend money to banks???? wtf

mircea_popescu: exactly.

Chaang-Noi: this is going to fix what?

Chaang-Noi: gold and btc... fuck banks and governments

Bowjob: and.... btc-e is down

BitHub: i wouldn't bother with gold unless you can get it for 30% below market price

Bowjob: theres this dude who tried to sell 1 oz of gold coin for $25

Bowjob: he failed..

Chaang-Noi: i bought my gold at $300 to $400 an oz

Chaang-Noi: silver average around 47.5

BitHub: nice

BitHub: i was too young to appreciate it back then

BitHub: around 2001 right?

Chaang-Noi: i was not... i was 20ish

Chaang-Noi: yeah

Chaang-Noi: everyone should ahve 10% atleast of their wealth in gold/silver

BitHub: yep back to asia for that

BitHub: not paying western market prices

Chaang-Noi: gold here in asia is the same price as in the west...

BitHub: not at illegal gold mines

Chaang-Noi: in asia?

BitHub: well any africa, etc but for me, asia

Chaang-Noi: well im sure you can get a discount but i highly doubt it is worth the travel/risks

BitHub: best to not say anymore but its all sweet

BitHub: you just need the connect

Chaang-Noi: lol

BitHub: been advised to fly to HK airport

BitHub: heard they don't give a F#$@$ there

Chaang-Noi: have you been to hk before?

smickles: a

Chaang-Noi: you know HK is in china right?

BitHub: nope

BitHub: yep

BitHub: before 97 it was under brittish

BitHub: and they handed it back

BitHub: etc

Chaang-Noi: do you think china is the kinda place that just does not give a fuck?

BitHub: i dont know but there's people doing it now

BitHub: and its been advised, from lawyers, hk airport is the best, they don't care about gold

BitHub: only guns and drugs

BitHub: you can walk in with 1kg in your pocket

Chaang-Noi: flying into hk is about as bad as flying into the usa...

mircea_popescu: http://business.financialpost.com/2013/03/14/only-jesus-can-save-the-eurozone-deutsche-bank/

mircea_popescu: heh

Chaang-Noi: most places will let you bring in gold and or silver in asia...

BitHub: all i know is all the people that smuggling gold out of other countries take it to hk

Chaang-Noi: you might be thinking about vietnam, it is aabout the only place that really limits the trade here

Chaang-Noi: mp, im shocked that guy thinks even jesus can save it...

BitHub: btw hk would have been amazing before 97 me thinks

BitHub: did you get to check it out?

kakobrekla: ok guies

mircea_popescu: well jesus can turn fish into wine and whine into labour so

kakobrekla: ready for some nostalgia?

mircea_popescu: he could supposedly turn 50mn arrogant yet clueless youths into some sort of useful resource.

kakobrekla: !last glbse ppt.e

kakobrekla: o wait fuck

Chaang-Noi: lulz

Chaang-Noi: glbse + pirate :)

kakobrekla: !last glbse ppt.e

assbot: Last trade for PPT.E on GLBSE: 0.32 [-]

kakobrekla: ta-daaa

Chaang-Noi: !last glbse tygrr-a

assbot: Last trade for TYGRR-A on GLBSE:

Chaang-Noi: ?

mircea_popescu: Christos Stylianides, a government spokesman, tried to calm public anger, saying: "The situation is serious but not tragic, there is no reason to panic."

kakobrekla: you got the ticker wrong

mircea_popescu: right-o. you just lost your money, big deal.

mircea_popescu: !last m f.giga.etf

assbot: Last trade for F.GIGA.ETF on MPEX: 0.00000001 [-]

mircea_popescu: cook.

mircea_popescu: cool.

Chaang-Noi: !last trade TYGRR-P

assbot: Last trade for TYGRR-P on TRADE:

mircea_popescu: !last glbse tygrr-p

assbot: Ah, your hair. Your hair is soft. It's like a girl's. Now how do you get it that way?

kakobrekla: :D

mircea_popescu: i give

kakobrekla: did you have a dot?

kakobrekla: !last glbse tygrr.p

assbot: It says some pelt-wearin' trapper, some stinkin' bean-suckin' possum skinner, he's gonna collect that reward money.

kakobrekla: it was smth else

Chaang-Noi: no it was tygrr-p or a or b...

Chaang-Noi: but its not a big dead

kakobrekla: its there

Chaang-Noi: !last glbse gigiminer

assbot: It's so strange that you don't remember any of your poetry.

kakobrekla: just gotta get the name right

kakobrekla: !last glbse gigamining

assbot: Last trade for GIGAMINING on GLBSE: 0.56515 [+]

kakobrekla: !last glbse yabmc

assbot: Last trade for YABMC on GLBSE: 0.0769 [+]

Chaang-Noi: is this cuz he delisted my stuff before glbse closed?

kakobrekla: !last m s.bbet

assbot: Last trade for S.BBET on MPEX: 0.002014 [+]

kakobrekla: assbot echoed tygrr afaik

kakobrekla: so its there

Chaang-Noi: hmm

kakobrekla: i can search by it

Chaang-Noi: !last tygrr

kakobrekla: cant

assbot: Shit. You ain't even old enough to smoke.

Chaang-Noi: !last glbse

assbot: Stupid fucking white man.

kakobrekla: its unserachable.

Chaang-Noi: !last glbse tygrr

assbot: Good morning, may you serve the Lord, and may His holy dominion guide you through your dismal life.

Chaang-Noi: assbot called me stupid when i was being stupid.. :)

kakobrekla: its smart like dat.

Chaang-Noi: ltc, why are you not over $1` yet.. and BTC why not over $50 yet....

kakobrekla: !ticker glbse TYGRR.BOND-B

assbot: Are you sure you have no tobacco?

kakobrekla: eh

kakobrekla: !l glbse TYGRR.BOND-B

assbot: Last trade for TYGRR.BOND-B on GLBSE: 0.1 [-]

kakobrekla: there

kakobrekla: ...

Bowjob: btc-e is down

Bowjob: fail

Chaang-Noi: cool :)

kakobrekla: Chaang-Noi doesnt even know its own ticker :p

Bowjob: chang u have 200k LTC?

kakobrekla: also ticker now has a short hand

kakobrekla: !t h sdice

assbot: [HAVELOCK:SDICE] 1D: 0.51000000 / 0.5145676 / 0.54000000 (177 shares, 91.07846527 BTC), 7D: 0.50030000 / 0.54542883 / 0.61999910 (1272 shares, 693.78546779 BTC), 30D: 0.37000000 / 0.6066357 / 0.75900000 (5798 shares, 3517.27376851 BTC)

Chaang-Noi: bowjob btc-e is fine, go tell them to whitelist your ip

kakobrekla: enjoy

Chaang-Noi: iv not used my tickers in a long time :/

Bowjob: so you can log in?]

Bowjob: mhm

Chaang-Noi: #litecoin-markets and yes i can log in

Chaang-Noi: you need ot get your ass whitelisted

mircea_popescu: !t h dice

assbot: You know, I've had it up to here with this Indian malarkey.

mircea_popescu: !t h sd

assbot: These beans is shit.

kakobrekla: sdice pls

Chaang-Noi: !; btct asicminer

Chaang-Noi: !l btct asic

assbot: Your actions are useless.

Chaang-Noi: yes they are

mircea_popescu: !echo goatsex

assbot: no, im a donky fucker.

Namworld: assbot has too many jokes built inside

assbot: its not too many if it fits in.

Namworld: I guess I'm not around when MPEx is getting volume. I see good daily volume but I hardly notice as many trades as before.

Chaang-Noi: nome one is adjusting the states :)

Chaang-Noi: sats

Chaang-Noi: fuck, im not even going to try and type anymore...

Namworld: When you can't succeed... quit

Chaang-Noi: ;D

mircea_popescu: Namworld are you looking at daily average volume ?

Namworld: aye?

Namworld: that and daily volume on specifics

mircea_popescu: but... daily average volume is the daily average volume, not the day's volume.

mircea_popescu: like 50k worth of trade happened in one day back in feb iirc

Namworld: I'm looking at both

Namworld: Trades today and daily average. Seems the month is going well.

mircea_popescu: sorta so-so

Namworld: Considering there was a DDoS preventing most of trades for a time, I'd say it's going well.

mircea_popescu: didn;'t really prevent much if you recall.

Namworld: It seemed like there was less trading than usual. Took some time for people to find and start using alternatives.

kakobrekla: !h

assbot: List of commands:

assbot: !t / !ticker <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns current ticker values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO)

assbot: !l / !last <exchange> <ticker> (desc: returns last trade values, supported: MPEX, HAVELOCK, BTCTCO)

assbot: !mp <signcrypted dpaste.com url> (desc: returns the response from MPEX order)

kakobrekla: k

mircea_popescu: !k

assbot: !gtfo

mircea_popescu: !urmom

assbot: 404 not found

mircea_popescu: Alan, a British expatriate saver in Cyprus, told BBC News: "This is robbery and we must get the EU to stop this.

mircea_popescu: lulzy

assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.16799 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 1 @ 0.425 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.00511 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 99 @ 0.00511 = 0.5059 BTC [+]

Chaang-Noi: im shocked people ever trusted banks... its their own damn falt

Chaang-Noi: fault

Chaang-Noi: give someone all your money... not get 1005 back... lol

Chaang-Noi: 100%

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2378 @ 0.00072609 = 1.7266 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [BASIC-MINING] 1 @ 0.345 BTC [+]

Namworld: Who has BASIC-MINING shares?

Chaang-Noi: not i

Namworld: I want to short those.

Chaang-Noi: i want to short everything but asicminer

Namworld: eh

Chaang-Noi: and sooner or later, maybe asicminer too :)

assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.168 BTC [+]

Namworld: If they keep rolling out better ASICs chips regularly, might not be ever needed.

Chaang-Noi: that is the plan

mircea_popescu: im still waiting for inau's asicminer loan

Chaang-Noi: iv quit selling, im going to wait until it gets 1.5 btc to sell more

Chaang-Noi: i sold ltc, that should give me enough beer money for a while

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-TRADING-PT] 1 @ 0.425 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: bitbet faq update : http://bitbet.us/faq/

pigeons: does bitbet have any awards we can trust from fully articlated lorries carrying fleshy sweet stone fruits?

kakobrekla: we have the milkmans award

pigeons: ah good

assbot: [BTCTC] [BTC-BOND] 12 @ 0.01 = 0.12 BTC [+]

pigeons: i just might join the fan club

mircea_popescu: the flesy sweet stone fruit

mircea_popescu: could be a pretty decent name for a titty bar

kakobrekla: i remember an old game we played on 486 i think ... somethink like 'milkman'

kakobrekla: was a porn thing

kakobrekla: cant find it on google though

pigeons: maybe it needed the turbo button pressed

mircea_popescu: http://www.milkmanbook.com/

kakobrekla: mebbe

kakobrekla: meh

kakobrekla: cant find it

kakobrekla: even with turbo

pigeons: leisure suit paperboy?

pigeons: ;;google reid fleming world toughest milkman

gribble: Official Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman Web Site—Comics ...: <http://www.reidfleming.com/>; Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman #1 by David Boswell: <http://reidfleming.com/rf01.html>; Reid Fleming, World's Toughest Milkman—Movie 01 - YouTube: <http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poUN_8u3hSo>

Chaang-Noi: Is milk a scammer?

Chaang-Noi: No! While some have claimed that, milk was always honest.

kakobrekla: naw pigeons

kakobrekla: wasnt even 3d iirc

pigeons: neither was reid back in the day

mircea_popescu: leisure suit paperboy lmao

mircea_popescu: did anyone even finish larry ?

mircea_popescu: stupid "prophylactics" shit

kakobrekla: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=154050.0

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 7 @ 2 = 14 BTC [+]

kakobrekla: !l h him

assbot: Last trade for HIM on HAVELOCK: 2 [+]

nanotube: kakobrekla: hey, might i ask that you add either to topic or to the website something to the effect of "anything you say may be publicly logged."

kakobrekla: it is??

nanotube: yes, mircea_popescu makes it a regular habit to quote irc conversations. :)

kakobrekla: !last btctc btc-bond

assbot: Last trade for BTC-BOND on BTCTC at 0.01 BTC [+]

kakobrekla: oh dat.

kakobrekla: hm i thought this was a public place and such things are expected

dub: afaik its actually against freenode tos

nanotube: nothing wrong with that, it is a public channel, but freenode guidelines suggest to put it in topic.

dub: unless explicitly stated

nanotube: dub: right

pigeons: well on freenode its expected it will be noted in the topic

kakobrekla: ill put it on site

kakobrekla: >- anything you say is public and can be used by anyone

kakobrekla: is this pleasing?

nanotube: sounds reasonable

assbot: [BTCTC] [S.DICE-PT] 5 @ 0.004551 = 0.0228 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 3 @ 0.00441 = 0.0132 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 800 @ 0.004301 = 3.4408 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 10 @ 0.0042 = 0.042 BTC [-]

kakobrekla: !l bt gsdpt

assbot: Last price for GSDPT on BTCTC was 0.0042 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 1 @ 0.00409 BTC [-]

kakobrekla: !l bt gsdpt

assbot: Last trade for GSDPT on BTCTC was at 0.00409 BTC [-]

kakobrekla: good enough.

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 300 @ 0.004001 = 1.2003 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [GSDPT] 29 @ 0.003501 = 0.1015 BTC [-]

Chaang-Noi: i got bored,"crashed" ktc market, meh

Chaang-Noi: http://www.cryptocoincharts.info/period-charts.php?period=today&resolution=hour&pair=ltc-usd&market=btc-e

Chaang-Noi: i now have $12,000 usd fiat... what to buy? hmmmm more ltc?

Chaang-Noi: wrong box

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14858 @ 0.00071579 = 10.6352 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: also in the news http://tech.fortune.cnn.com/2011/06/17/the-clock-is-ticking-on-bitcoin/

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3861 @ 0.00071579 = 2.7637 BTC [-]

midnightmagic: s/news/olds/

mircea_popescu: old news is my favourite kind.

mircea_popescu: i only read newspaprs after keeping them around for 6-18 months

mircea_popescu: "The people who have made the most are the early adopters who got in at the beginning and stayed with it," says Bruce Wagner, an IT expert who spotted Bitcoin in 2010

Chaang-Noi: lol

thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: The people who made the most are people who run option emporiums...I wonder who that could be :P

Chaang-Noi: he reminds me of matthew w so much

mircea_popescu: thestringpuller i didn't make the most, i just lost the least.

mircea_popescu: http://nerdr.com/bitcoin-exchange-scam-bitcoins-are-worthless/ also pretty funnay.

mircea_popescu: "Sometimes I let the files do this"

Diablo-D3: hrm

Diablo-D3: I just had an idea

Diablo-D3: wouldn't bitcoins be worth infinite money if

Diablo-D3: it was the first currency that made it to mars?

mircea_popescu: ...we plugged one bitcoin into itself ?

Diablo-D3: mircea_popescu: no, that just causes a ground fault and blows the caps

Chaang-Noi: infinite money, if it went to a palce where their is no need for money??

Chaang-Noi: wtf?

Chaang-Noi: d3 you high?

mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/136349922034.png bitcoin, a simple explanation.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11355 @ 0.00071243 = 8.0896 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21421 @ 0.00071579 = 15.3329 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16554 @ 0.00071243 = 11.7936 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4879 @ 0.00071711 = 3.4988 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 71 @ 0.00530736 = 0.3768 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1229 @ 0.0051998 = 6.3906 BTC [-]

Chaang-Noi: mp Forbidden

Chaang-Noi: You don't have permission to access /dtng/c/src/136349922034.png on this server.

Chaang-Noi: Additionally, a 403 Forbidden error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

mircea_popescu: um

mircea_popescu: you got rootbanned ? da fuck did you do hmmm ?

Chaang-Noi: ?

Chaang-Noi: iv never posted on your site

Chaang-Noi: i have visited maybe 5 times in my life

Chaang-Noi: just clicking links posted in here

assbot: [BTCTC] [SYNERGY] 1 @ 0.02101 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [SYNERGY] 10 @ 0.021001 = 0.21 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [SYNERGY] 2 @ 0.02 = 0.04 BTC [-]

assbot: [BTCTC] [SYNERGY] 2 @ 0.015 = 0.03 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10888 @ 0.00071029 = 7.7336 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: aa champagne is fucking great

mircea_popescu: what did people do before is what i wanna know.

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2567 @ 0.00071151 = 1.8264 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3183 @ 0.00071848 = 2.2869 BTC [+]

Bowjob: LTC getting hammered

Ukto: did i miss anytihng big

Ukto: any more forks

ThickAsThieves: i miss anything fun?

Bowjob: BTC-E hysteria over :TC

Bowjob: LTC

ThickAsThieves: yeah, site just went down for me

ThickAsThieves: what do you think the rightful price is for ltc now?

ThickAsThieves: i think everyone (including myself a little) ran out of money buying in during the wave

Bowjob: not to sure, I'll pick some up at 0.9 maybe

Bowjob: hows atlantis

ThickAsThieves: and now everyone is juust waiting for it to be worth enough to sell off

ThickAsThieves: need more buyers

ThickAsThieves: and txs

Bowjob: it was .013

ThickAsThieves: atlantis looked okay, but i havent gone in to see if they have a market goin in there yet or what

Bowjob: then went to 0.01 next time i saw

Ukto: you can trade ltc on BF

Ukto: lol

Bowjob: btc-e

Bowjob: 's been shitty lately

ThickAsThieves: ukto i think once you get those couple updates on the ltc page, people will

ThickAsThieves: do it before crypto-trade goes live fo sho

Ukto: pm

mircea_popescu: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/pro-poker-wiz-fossilman-busted-prostitution-sting-article-1.1290012

mircea_popescu: heh.

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 31 @ 0.9 = 27.9 BTC [+]

Bowjob: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpq5ZmANp0k

Bowjob: you may have watched it.. but interesting!

ZedsterX: I have actuially met Greg raymer guess he needs a little too

FabianB_: smickles: i'm fine with the new vwap, only using the pastebin one programmatically

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 7 @ 0.9 = 6.3 BTC [+]

dub: wat

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 1 @ 1.07 BTC [+]

Ukto: options trading now live on bitfunder

assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 32 @ 0.105 = 3.36 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0Yn72QM-lg

mircea_popescu: remember when we were like... young ?

Ukto: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=130117.msg1633487#msg1633487

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [KCIM] 2 @ 1.07 = 2.14 BTC [+]

bowjob: fking btce not working

Ukto: just trade on BF :P

Ukto: now that options tading is live it will get more attention

ZedsterX: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UKC7iaBKvs I am selling all my BTC

Ukto: ZedsterX: I see your video and raise you another: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAjL_X_ZesE

Ukto: :P

Ukto: the world is ending, bitcoin is good

Ukto: one extreme to the other. :P

ZedsterX: too late I sold alreay :)

ZedsterX: already*

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.9 BTC [+]

ZedsterX: Max is my man!

Ukto: hehe

assbot: [BTCTC] [PAJKA.BOND] 1 @ 0.105 BTC [+]

FabianB_: kakobrekla: can you extend assbot with a command to get a text version of http://bitcoin-assets.com/ for those who prefer terminals over websites?

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 1 @ 0.9 BTC [+]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15700 @ 0.00072609 = 11.3996 BTC [+]

Ukto: burnside: LOL

Ukto: nice post timing

DeaDTerra: anyone else getting this message "Unrecognized signature. Please email your public key first."

DeaDTerra: when trying to execute orders to MPEX?

FabianB_: are you using the right key (no subkey)?

DeaDTerra: Yes using the same key

DeaDTerra: the only thing I have changed is the key I use to encrypt

DeaDTerra: which I have changed to 2FB7B452

DeaDTerra: as the old MPEX one expired

FabianB_: CFE0F3E1 is the new

DeaDTerra: ah thanks

DeaDTerra: I followed the FAQ, I guess it's not up to date

mircea_popescu: isn;t it ?!

mircea_popescu: http://mpex.co/faq.html#8

mircea_popescu: it is!

FabianB_: not in 3. though

DeaDTerra: "If you wish you may encrypt your key first, use Mircea Popescu's key (gpg --encrypt --armor -r 2FB7B452 also gpg --search-keys "2FB7B452" if gpg complains about not having the key). This will ensure higher anonymity if it justifies the effort for you.

DeaDTerra: "

DeaDTerra: it works now thanks :D

mircea_popescu: ya wekll that's my key, for sending your pubkey over.

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 5 @ 0.9 = 4.5 BTC [+]

mircea_popescu: sikritly

assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2361 @ 0.005 = 11.805 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 6439 @ 0.005 = 32.195 BTC [-]

assbot: [MPEX] [S.BBET] 300 @ 0.0015 = 0.45 BTC [-]

bowjob: squall got scammed by this dude

bowjob: with lots of apparent rep

bowjob: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=154124.0

assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 13561 @ 0.005 = 67.805 BTC [-]

jurov: why so many ppl think best way to invest btc is loan it out?

mircea_popescu: jurov why so many ppl think the way to get laid is to trick some chick into it ?

Chaang-Noi: how do you trick a girl into sex?

Chaang-Noi: assuming no rape?

mircea_popescu: some sort of magic

mircea_popescu: they have seminars and everything.

knotwork: Yes FellowTravelerlowTraveler publishes howto along those lines

knotwork: Yes FellowTraveler publishes howto along those lines

knotwork: arg massive keyboard-lag

mircea_popescu: lolok

knotwork: hmm it isnt mentioned in his bio on monetas site so not sure where the link to it is

knotwork: ot sure if the seminars he flies around to are on same topic or something else

knotwork: The "Chris has seven years of hands-on experience as co-owner and executive of an industry-leading global ecommerce business" might be it, e-commerce as in e-book sales

assbot: [BTCTC] [ASICMINER-PT] 3 @ 0.9 = 2.7 BTC [+]

Chaang-Noi: bfl ship yet?

vampireb: the trick is to get the girl to think that she's tricking you

Chaang-Noi: that is a good trick

vampireb: ship? probably in a week or so

vampireb: one unit at most

mircea_popescu: eh.

assbot: [BTCTC] [COGNITIVE] 1 @ 0.171 BTC [+]

assbot: [BTCTC] [SYNERGY] 4 @ 0.022001 = 0.088 BTC [+]

smickles: mircea_popescu: i just decided to release the gui w/o platform specific packaging

assbot: [HAVELOCK] [HIM] 1 @ 1.9 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: smickles what's that do ?