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davout: i tell him my dick is larger than his
Apocalyptic: oh most definitely but i was told never to put your dick in crazy no matter how good the lay is // they prolly wanted to keep them for themselves
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i imagine they make great lays actually. << oh most definitely but i was told never to put your dick in crazy no matter how good the lay is
ThickAsThieves: dick
kakobrekla: and have a son madick
BingoBoingo: pankkake: You mean like what altcoins are. People dicking around on their own chains?
fluffypony: mircea_popescu: he accuses everyone of either being you or "sucking MP's dick"
mircea_popescu: ecided he wasn't going to tell anyone that this was an error, because he's a dick, and now all your snowflakes are urine and you can't even find the cat."
mircea_popescu: "You discover that one day, some idiot decided that since another idiot decided that 1/0 should equal infinity, they could just use that as a shorthand for "Infinity" when simplifying their code. Then a non-idiot rightly decided that this was idiotic, which is what the original idiot should have decided, but since he didn't, the non-idiot decided to be a dick and make this a failing error in his new compiler. Then he d
benkay: because lissenherebitch i'm pretty sure i can offer a good dickin
fluffypony: "I still haven't gotten dick all, other then a lower share price and a huge missed opportunity on GoCoin, from seedcoin1. Fuck this."
mike_c: the worst part of dicks or gtfo is that the channel would be flooded with pics immediately..
ThickAsThieves: <+moiety> in #manul-assets it'll be dicks or gtfo btw guys ;P /// lol, best quote of the day
moiety: in #manul-assets it'll be dicks or gtfo btw guys ;P
fluffypony: disqus is the easiest way for me to have comments without dicking around for 2 days with unsupported plugins
moiety: asking someone who is crying about their daddy issues to suck your dick isn't flirting tho
gribble: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pula | pula. the Romanian word for dick/cock. Imi bag pula-n mãta. Esti o pulã bleagã. Sugi pula la ... "Mooom, would you give me 5 pula i wanna buy a condom". "Look  ...
ThickAsThieves: just a man wanting to live in a world where his dick can bulge free?
dub: true and not much room for dick in dem pants
fluffypony: worst two years of my life, so much discord and backstabbing and dick-measuring among their management
mircea_popescu: http://www.youtube.com/embed/zPGb4STRfKw << bigus dickus
mircea_popescu: who are the hillbillies going to support ? bigus dickus, the roman bureaucrat ?
kakobrekla: forehead dick doh
benkay: (dicktionary)
kakobrekla: rithm, yeah, although i fixed the parsing side, its not gonna work because it would break the simplicity of the design, so nick around if you wanna dick around
davout: mircea_popescu: right hand is for the dick, left for the smartphone
cgcardona_: who is Anduck ? they gave me a -10 on the wot. wot a dick
BingoBoingo: Well, hand (clean) explores vagina to determine if clean or not, Mouth (clean) explores dick to determine if clean or not
ozbot: Superbad Dick dick dicks Ending credits from YouTube by Offliberty - YouTube
ozbot: Superbad Dick dick dicks Ending credits from YouTube by Offliberty - YouTube
davout: i could use a dick shortener
BingoBoingo: Next coin: Floppy coin. Instead of a dog or a bird, it is just a bored dick.
mircea_popescu: Vincent: Tell me about it. I had it in storage for three years, it was out for five days and some dickless piece of shit fucked with it.
mircea_popescu: check it out, dick had it :
ozbot: The Ultimate Warrior Was An Insane Dick
BingoBoingo: http://deadspin.com/the-ultimate-warrior-was-an-insane-dick-1561275496
benkay: hey nubbins` what did the CBC end up saying instead of dick surgery?
jurov: You will be much happier person if you just sit on your dick for a year before fucking.
jurov: seems truffles needs dick surgery
nubbins`: "using a 5lb sledge is the only true way to smash your dick"
cmyers: then god can suck my dick
nubbins`: like a snake eating its tail but instead of a snake it's a man and instead of a tail it's a dick
ThickAsThieves: cant go dicking around in the matter
BingoBoingo: Well, there's programing, programming well, copypasta, and then just being a dick to a REPL prompt
nubbins`: you don't HAVE TO write your critics into subsequent novels as micro-dick diddlers either :D
kakobrekla: suck a dick without biting it off
mircea_popescu: can i tell all the chicks i used to listen to dick surgery back before they were all commercialised crap ?
nubbins`: i mean if the guard wasn't such a dick he'd have a glass of secure water on the other side of the xray
ThickAsThieves: also "mean" and "dick" are emotional observations
chetty: here the dick is the insightful
psterryl: yeah im new on here so still working out who is insightful and who's just a dick
benkay: i'm just waiting to discover that tg2 is pax dickinson or someone cool
BingoBoingo: CheckDavid: If you aren't prepared to fuck the cunt, you can't rightfully call it a penis, prick, dick, or any rightly adult term.
nubbins`: or a blender is the best way to lose your dick
adolf_fishler: whoa, too much dick
nubbins`: "man this sucks, all of our users are young wet hotties. we need some dick up in here"
Mats_cd03: the story of every swinging dick in the universe
nubbins`: pair of dickies and a plaid shirt
mircea_popescu: who knows, maybe the sec finally decides to stop dicking around and we get some scams actually blown open properly,
mircea_popescu: "Yesterday as I walked to the gym, I saw that all the treadmills were occupied by fatties. so I chose the stairmaster/step machine for a try. to my surprise I saw that you could set your gender only with two options! male and female! I was outraged because although I was assigned a male because of my very big dick I identify with leopard slugs which are hermaphrodites with penises on the back of their heads! so like an
Shakespeare: http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/217065/fox-news-affiliate-accidentally-broadcasts-dick-pic/
Duffer1: they'll dick around with your severance if you don't sign that
mircea_popescu: kakobrekla: fuck this life, for one night you dont suck a dick and suddenly you are not a ho anymo' ? <<< bwahaha
benkay: bitcoinpte: that would be the dick joke i mentioned last night, yes.
ThickAsThieves: sucking dick makes the world go round
kakobrekla: fuck this life, for one night you dont suck a dick and suddenly you are not a hoe anymore.
chetty: Putin is set to respond to Obama's sanctions of Russian officials with his own list. Several U.S. Senators and officials will be banned from visiting Russia, including Sen. Dick Durbin.
steven-__: i wonder if the pants are just to hide the dick holes you know they have
Neil: Derek William Dick. What a guy.
Neil: Mr Derek Dick was one heck of a lyricist.
BingoBoingo: Also ironic, how pissed would the whales be if they knew we used the same word for our losers and their dicks.
BingoBoingo: B007: It was a lie in the sense that the program admitted 3x more students than the market would bear and the students who got hired all sucked a meaner dick than I would
BingoBoingo: benkay: You understand. I want something ever so slightly more friendly for machine readers than human readers, and I only want rounded surfaced on my dick in sum bitch's mouth
pizzaman1337: this is just a striptease to see MP's bitcoin dick. We can't be impressed without a little build-up.
nubbins`: better chance of the room smelling like dick from the two dudes who show up
BingoBoingo: dexX7: Dogecoin also has an arse full of dicks
nubbins`: "Verge dicked around for three years on borrowed money at an average cost of $24/day"
nubbins`: so access to safe, legal abortions would, in theory, cause a decrease in dick and ball size
benkay: i was thinking about the dick sucking, but let's not suffer nubbins` rendition of that, please.
kakobrekla: ah i see it now its fine, the long just shortened your dick.
wao-ender: dicktricks.blogspot.com
BingoBoingo: dignork: Eat a dick, I am waiting for serious news, not more black ops OMGWTFBBQ dickign around.
BingoBoingo: Well last time I saw him I introduced him to a girl who was good at the dick sucking and wanted to sell a Dodge neon.
mircea_popescu: copumpkin im not in a position to dick with it right nao.
ThickAsThieves: they all have dick heads too
davout: the commercial for the famous french "dick cheese"
nubbins`: that fucking dickhead "froglips" comments on every. single. story.
nubbins`: shoulda put dick surgery on top.
nubbins`: DICK SURGERY!
mircea_popescu: once they're done dicking around with the dick
nubbins`: there's a dick surgery song where it's discussed that the details are also in the pudding
ThickAsThieves: dick
jurov: mircea_popescu: it was the inflatable dick stretching to sea floor
mircea_popescu: nubbins` why tits on dick surgery ?
nubbins`: nah, i'm not being paid to dick with graphics, i'm being paid to print them
jurov: oh, you did the dick surgery tees? i can't find them
mircea_popescu: So they started dicking around with stock options, betting on mergers, the works. "
Vexual: floating a theory is free dickhead
Bones_: greenspan_fan - if anything his website exudes "dude who knows what the fuck he is doing". Not to suck your dick or anything mp but anyway that's how I saw the website
nubbins`: but it's an excuse to submit a dick surgery to the CBC