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smickles: 22:04 <@assbot> [HAVELOCK] [SDICE] 8 @ 0.48 = 3.84 BTC [-]

thestringpuller: don't blame assbot :P

thestringpuller: EskimoBob: ICBIT was told how to set up assbot ticker but it never went anywhere

Diablo-D3: Ukto: talk to nanotube to get your shit on assbot

topace: kakobrekla: mircea_popescu said there might be a possibility to interface with assbot for traders on havelock?

kakobrekla: 16:32.49 ( @assbot ) [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20200 @ 0.00064886 = 13.107 BTC [+]

topace: who | grep -i assbot | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

jcpham: r-o-o-f-i-e-s for assbot

topace: kakobrekla: you there? can you let me know how to interface with assbot ?

topace: who wrote assbot ?

mircea_popescu: why not just pipe to assbot ?

topace: would anyone object if i wrote a Havelock bot to output stuff here using identical format to assbot ?

mircea_popescu: jurov teh assbot used to be the borkt. i guess not anymore maybe

Anduck: S.MPOE shares 30 day average price as reported by assbot under 0.0003 at any point before April 1st.

StarenseN: <@assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 100 @ 0.003995 = 0.3995 BTC [+] > hey mum i'm on TV

mircea_popescu: evoorhees assbot is borkt, getting fixed soon.

mircea_popescu: hey, at least assbot doesn't go around paying 15k btc instead 0f 1.5k

jurov: and assbot needs fixing to parse romanian numerals

kakobrekla: thats just assbot

mircea_popescu: Dec 21 23:50:27 <assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 995840 @ 0.0014 = 1394.176 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: Dec 21 23:50:26 <assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 507115 @ 0.0018 = 912.807 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: Dec 21 23:50:24 <assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 5000 @ 0.00190001 = 9.5001 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: Dec 21 23:50:23 <assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 506 @ 0.00190007 = 0.9614 BTC [-]

smickles: lol, assbot delivers to pigeons

pigeons: i'm about to ignore assbot if he doesn't start reporting some different prices

thestringpuller: you can add the numbers from assbot...

kakobrekla: exchanges post stuff into assbot

FabianB_: kakobrekla: so you'll use the custom APIs of exchanges and integrate it in assbot? or do exchanges use assbot's custom api?

FabianB_: kakobrekla: assbot doesn't like twitter streams anymore?

FabianB_: Ukto: bf still not in assbot?

jurov: like i'm using assbot...puhlease

mircea_popescu: the twitter to assbot latency is larger than the mpex.co to order queue latency by a degree of magnitude

kakobreklaa: 18:12.02 ( Ukto ) 4,200 of the g.sdice asset just traded on BF < assbot de manual.

smickles: Ukto: have you told kakobreklaa , is it going to be pulled into assbot ?

thestringpuller: the assbot ticjer

EskimoBob: why invent the wheel if there is something as mature :) like assbot

EskimoBob: greedy is writing a bot for LTC markets. I recommended assbot to him

EskimoBob: kakobrekla: did kakobrekla wrote the assbot?

thestringpuller: what did you mean you got assbot?

mircea_popescu: haha! i got assbot and all the split people can't see it.

Rothgar: assbot, I might be able to arrange a threesome if you clean up.

Rothgar: assbot, take a shower and I'll take you out

Rothgar: assbot you smell

mircea_popescu: <assbot> [MPEX] [S.BVPS] [PAID] 500000 @ 0.00013201 = 66.00300001 BTC << i think anyone who's on irc knows about it

kakobreklaaa: um assbot is not supy

mircea_popescu: jesus god, we managed to get in a word edgewise past assbot.

dub: [14:57] <assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1710 @ 0.00050688 = 0.8668 BTC [-]

burnside: yo, MP, are the assbot posts here all of the MPEx trades? or just some portion of 'em?

burnside: tho, sadly, I do not have an assbot

mircea_popescu: <assbot> [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 42654 @ 0.0029 = 123.6966 BTC [+]

smickles: 17:54 <@assbot> [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] 1001 @ 0.00000001 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: assbot is dead

smickles: ;;later tell kakrobrekla I think we lost assbot

jurov: assbot is afk, apparently

smickles: assbot?

pigeons: I sent cryptostocks an email telling him to announce his trades for assbot

kakobrekla: assbot doesnt log it

mircea_popescu: Nov 18 22:02:22 <assbot> [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P200T] 1000 @ 0.88032553 = 880.3255 BTC [-]

mircea_popescu: Nov 05 12:18:09 <assbot> [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C060T] 1000 @ 0.55667391 = 556.6739 BTC [-]

_Fireball: about assbot

kakobrekla: >>don’t recall assbot ever streaming a trade from them in #bitcoin-assets, and that happens to be the criteria I use.

mircea_popescu: but it would be nice if there were two bots, one that did instareporting like assbot and one that did periodic reporting, like half hour or hourly. then people could ignore one or both

dub: doing '/ignore assbot #bitcoin-assets' will stop you seeing the trades here, you can join the other channel if you want a record of them

mod6: i like assbot :)

mod6: jurov: don't you find it important to see which orders are filled and when? im not sure how that would work with assbot doing a batch reporting or something

jurov: assbot should prolly coalesce the trades, it starts getting a bit overwhelming :)

kakobrekla: oh assbot you are so smart.

mircea_popescu: <assbot> [MPEX] [B.MPCD.A] [PAID] 350000 @ 0.00002 = 7 BTC

kakobrekla: 00:38.04 ( @assbot ) [MPEX] [B.MPCD.A] [PAID] 350000 @ 0.00002 = 7 BTC

smickles: <@assbot> [MPEX] [S.DICE] 443200 @ 0.0033845 = 1500.0104 BTC [-]

thestringpuller: assbot

smickles: <@assbot> [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P110T] 48 @ 0.0538765 = 2.5861 BTC [+]

jurov: who programmed assbot? parsing function would be kindly appreciated

smickles: jurov: assbot announces the dividends for mpex listing

mircea_popescu: there's little difference between assbot and twitter anyway, seeing how it just echos

rdponticelli: [09:53:54] <assbot> [MPEX] [F.GIGA.ETF] [PAID] 1000000 @ 0.00003459 = 34.58804 BTC

mircea_popescu: the report assbot puts in is already kinda reminescent of an xmas tree

smickles: aw, c'mon <@assbot> [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P110T] 10 @ 0.10637201 = 1.0637 BTC [+], the p140t is a better deal, i'm sure

kakobrekla: assbot would say +

rdponticelli: I'll ask for an scammer tag for assbot

rdponticelli: assbot was just the pioneer

smickles: <@assbot> [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4774191 @ 0.000315 = 1503.8702 BTC [-] 0_o

boonies4u: mircea_popescu: trying to get assbot to do ;;roulette?

rdponticelli: Oh, god, the SEC got assbot!

mircea_popescu: awww what happened to assbot kakobrekla ?

rdponticelli: Anyway, the problem is: around December the only one remaining here would be assbot

dub: assbot should really be called assbook

mircea_popescu: !ticker tits&assbot

mircea_popescu: <assbot> [GLBSE] [MPOE.ETF] 69 @ 1.25039733 = 86.2774 BTC [-]

OneEyed: 16:24:23* EskimoBob | OneEyed: you manage the FDBF? Do you guys use any accounting or portfolio management software? │@assbot

PsychoticBoy: assbot?

mircea_popescu: "assbot"?

OneEyed: assbot: if you tried to withdraw a large amount, it may be unavailable yet in the hot wallet

mircea_popescu: umm kakobrekla seems the assbot is borkt ?

Diablo-D3: who owns assbot?

Luceo: Why doesn't assbot show crypto-stocks trades?

k3t3r: this channel needs a new command to deal with all the drama !Botcorn <assbot> munch! munch! munch!

jcpham: assbot needs to start laying down the banhammer on atlas more

nefario: he runs assbot I think