mircea_popescu: kakobrekla hows the forex thing coming along ?

mircea_popescu: re https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=113782.0

mircea_popescu: you're getting (some very funny) competition

mircea_popescu: mostly quoted for the humour.

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla

mircea_popescu: ;;rate Teppy 1 dev of a tale in the desert (mmorpg)

mircea_popescu: PsychoticBoy quiet & peaceful

mircea_popescu: piss shit cunt motherfucker.

mircea_popescu: (and tits)

mircea_popescu: o also : you're all stars nao. https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=112551.msg1229591#msg1229591

mircea_popescu: omg dmc trades ?~

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla wanted to give the forum some real substance.

mircea_popescu: meanwhile i've been reading usagi's cpa-bmf insurance contract from aug 1st

mircea_popescu: funniest thing i read all week,

mircea_popescu: 5btc per week for 110 weeks payments ; 500 btc maximum liability.

mircea_popescu: so basically... if you insured your car for 100 bucks a month, 2 years

mircea_popescu: the most they would be paying would be $2000

mircea_popescu: even if you take max claim they still make money

mircea_popescu: agath i have powers.

mircea_popescu: but anyway, atm i'm waiting for the month close on mpoe options

mircea_popescu: which is ~2 hours away.

mircea_popescu: i couldn't be away at a time like this.

mircea_popescu: indeed.

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining lemme pull it an check

mircea_popescu: (leaving aside the fact that usagi never claimed any liability in spite of bmf being entitled)

mircea_popescu: 4. Neither party may cancel this contract although any party may choose to

mircea_popescu: accelerate their obligation at any time.

mircea_popescu: that;s the extent of term limitations

mircea_popescu: http://www.tsukino.ca/cpa/customers/account-12/ look for yourself, it's truely the work of a mentally retarded individual.

mircea_popescu: jurov yeah

mircea_popescu: huh ?

mircea_popescu: MMM ? now that's a famous name...

mircea_popescu: I think he does care. This whole exercise of borrowing shares is to be able to write CALL options without being naked, right? << ahaha sgornick

mircea_popescu: this is french humour. like a savarine, all delicate and flavourfull.

mircea_popescu: nah, im just selling the stuff.

mircea_popescu: PsychoticBoy in practical terms it just seems a loan from cpa to bmf. bmf gets a total 500 btc in 5 lump payments

mircea_popescu: and cpa gets 5 btc a week for 2 years

mircea_popescu: the interest for the 2 years is < 10% tho, which is ridiculous

mircea_popescu: so on this end cpa investors are being fleeced to pay bmf investors.

mircea_popescu: on the other end, usagi hasn't claimed the insurance tho the nav allows it

mircea_popescu: so in this respect bmf investors are being fleeced for the benefit of cpa investors

mircea_popescu: in short, it's a stupid mess resulting mostly from the fact usagi doesn't have the intellectual werewithal to understand the implications of it all.

mircea_popescu: pirate paid.

mircea_popescu: :p

mircea_popescu: aww! why nobody believes me!

mircea_popescu: it was all diablo's fault

mircea_popescu: smickles iirc btccharts was doing ~1 minute averages

mircea_popescu: after mpoe started relying on it the owner improved the algo significantly sometime last year.

mircea_popescu: umm kakobrekla seems the assbot is borkt ?

mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/mpoe-rezultate-septembrie-2012/ mpoe sept reports

mircea_popescu: S.MPOE paid a total dividend of 2`142.90254453 BTC to 500`000`000 outstanding shares (as per twitter)

mircea_popescu: :p

mircea_popescu: it's odd cause i recall it used to werk

mircea_popescu: ^^

mircea_popescu: best month so far

mircea_popescu: course, i say that every other month

mircea_popescu: jus about

mircea_popescu: haha yep

mircea_popescu: by a very wide berth

mircea_popescu: bug 48 hours

mircea_popescu: or alternatively you can buy the mpcd series, which are half there

mircea_popescu: you have to send from wallet, email first, it's a production

mircea_popescu: mostly worth it if you're doing k's+

mircea_popescu: a is pretty safe i think

mircea_popescu: lol

mircea_popescu: yeah. that may turn as a loss

mircea_popescu: harnett isn't doing so well but i'm still thinking he'll pull through

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla the ` got him ?

mircea_popescu: it iddn't hurt it on the 500`000`000 tho

mircea_popescu: yeah

mircea_popescu: course shares lost like 15%

mircea_popescu: depends how you look at it, on the long term (in btc 6 months is a long term) it made like 250%

mircea_popescu: Bugpowder from max yea

mircea_popescu: well, in short : in april and may i did two share blocks of 100 and 400k shares which were allocated on subscription basis

mircea_popescu: ie, all interested ppl sent money, then the block was split according to proportion of total

mircea_popescu: and after that it was listed, at ~9k satoshi per share

mircea_popescu: and it kinda went from there

mircea_popescu: i find it disturbing and mostly incredible that shares are being discussed in -assets

mircea_popescu: something is badly wwwrong.

mircea_popescu: shuddup copedopkin

mircea_popescu: you are sockpuppet of nefario.

mircea_popescu: my pet shenanigan told me.

mircea_popescu: o actually... mpcd made a little mroe than projected this month

mircea_popescu: like .5 btc or something

mircea_popescu: !ticker s.bvps

mircea_popescu: BTC-MINING currently has 2369 shares on GLBSE

mircea_popescu: Namworld has loaned out 2354 BTC to Amazingrando.

mircea_popescu: is this correct ?

mircea_popescu: ;;later tell kakobrekla i bet i know what it is. 214290254453 > maxint ?

mircea_popescu: sgornick were you holding long calls or short with btc deposited to cover ?

mircea_popescu: then pretty much all you'd see is your balance jump

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining i didn't know he had significant loans

mircea_popescu: sgornick pm me your key we look into this

mircea_popescu: BTC-Mining i see

mircea_popescu: a so you're sorta teamed up ?

mircea_popescu: aha

mircea_popescu: The financial and banking industries are on high alert tonight as a massive cyberattack continues, with potentially millions of customers of Bank of America, PNC and Wells Fargo finding themselves blocked from banking online.

mircea_popescu: dun dun dun

mircea_popescu: o hey nice graph

mircea_popescu: it's impossible to do on mpex tho

mircea_popescu: nope. there's income from private deposits ; margin opening and closing ; paper arrangements (such as deposits of shares, non-btc settlements, etc)

mircea_popescu: the likely most reasonable avenue is to follow the public address (1Fx3N5iFPDQxUKhhmDJqCMmi3U8Y7gSncx)

mircea_popescu: it won't give exact totals, but it will likely give a decent indication

mircea_popescu: at least trend-wise. maybe.

mircea_popescu: !pl cpa

mircea_popescu: !ticker cpa

mircea_popescu: Hi all,

mircea_popescu: Im gauging interest in a GLBSE bearish fund. This fund would be run on the assumption that nearly everything currently on GLBSE will, in the long run, produce a negative ROI, as almost all the assets are overpriced, insolvent, a scam or (indirect) passthroughs to (other passthroughs to) overpriced assets, insolvent assets or scams.

mircea_popescu: why do people always copy me w/o credit meh.

mircea_popescu: teh suck!

mircea_popescu: ;;later tell nefario inquiring minds want to know : how's the conference where nobody went manage to "sell out" and also leave a 400 quid hole in your pocket ? thanks!

mircea_popescu: gigavps you've missed all the 2-3k ones :p

mircea_popescu: Bugpowder prolly divhunting i'd guess

mircea_popescu: dun dun dun

mircea_popescu: haha what, via owning mpoe ?

mircea_popescu: mpoe is virtual baby. no country!

mircea_popescu: :p

mircea_popescu: ok, now we're good.

mircea_popescu: for some reason only 2.14k went out yest instead of 2.43k

mircea_popescu: not really. just, was supposed to pay 243623245580 for some reason 214290254425 went out.

mircea_popescu: still haven't figured out tha reason

mircea_popescu: o is it ?

mircea_popescu: .py 4285.80508907 / 2

mircea_popescu: duh lol

mircea_popescu: i copied the wring line :D

mircea_popescu: tyvm man!

mircea_popescu: fucking hell i was like... omg this is sublte bug of 64/32 bit

mircea_popescu: all hands on deck find it

mircea_popescu: ppl were :((( noes

mircea_popescu: ofcourse.

mircea_popescu: Dividend total : 4`872.46491161ii BTC. says so right there

mircea_popescu: o you sold my shares? woe unto you!

mircea_popescu: ahhh, so s.mpoe made 960 block rewards the prev month

mircea_popescu: .py 30 * 24 * 6

mircea_popescu: almost 25%. i'm slush!

mircea_popescu: hehehe

mircea_popescu: <PsychoticBoy> So I will post a reply in the BMF thread that I voted NO and the motion told us 8000~~ yea en 0 no, that is not possible <<< whoa ?!

mircea_popescu: wait a second, how is this possible ?

mircea_popescu: wtf omg ?!

mircea_popescu: so for all you know ALL MOTIONS TO DATE are invalid !?

mircea_popescu: dude glbse is falling apart.

mircea_popescu: that's not too wise.

mircea_popescu: i think it's been happening lately.

mircea_popescu: Oh - and how DID you get more yes votes than have EVER been in circulation? You didn't by some chance transfer unsold ones to yourself to vote with (then send them back) did you? I asked nefario about that particular nasty little trick a while back (by PM) but got no answer - so assume it IS possible for a company owner to generate as many yes votes on a motion as they like.

mircea_popescu: so basically...

mircea_popescu: jcpham that q will need context

mircea_popescu: Attention Bitcoin Talk community. You have scorned my services and laughed off my threats, but starting on this day you will see that I am not a man to trifled with. I have spent the last hour consorting with dark spirits giving them such offerings as they desire and gaining their service. Now the ritual is complete and this forum is cursed. I shall not tell you the specifics of the ritual nor of the spirits at my behest lest one a

mircea_popescu: mong you seek to counter it, but understand that it is very powerful and you shall soon see its affects right here in the forums.

mircea_popescu: ok this explains everything

mircea_popescu: your goat is cooked.

mircea_popescu: Chaaang-Noi it is a quote from the forum.

mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=110513.0

mircea_popescu: guruvan- ya glbse is doing a great job on its own

mircea_popescu: Chaaang-Noi ya prolly shouldhave put quotation marks.

mircea_popescu: how;s the rice ?

mircea_popescu: someone should make an orchid farm tended by nude virginz

mircea_popescu: and webcam the whole thing

mircea_popescu: prolly should talk to kink.com then lo;

mircea_popescu: now this is a point.

mircea_popescu: ahaha if you make it with 15 yos everyone in the west will come bomb cambodga

mircea_popescu: o i thought you were there

mircea_popescu: romania is 16. actually pretty much everywhere it's not 18

mircea_popescu: except massachussetts where it's 21

mircea_popescu: or 24 i dont recall

mircea_popescu: im just digging at them :p\

mircea_popescu: europe is mostly 16, but all sorts of conditions

mircea_popescu: 1 ?

mircea_popescu: !pl kraken 0.01

mircea_popescu: seems about right

mircea_popescu: rg i don't think so ?

mircea_popescu: rdponticelli prolly a short

mircea_popescu: ding ding

mircea_popescu: i wonder why not just buy puts

mircea_popescu: np rg.

mircea_popescu: actually if you think about it, it'sd not such a bad ploy.

mircea_popescu: person makes a call, costs ~1btc. sells it for .921

mircea_popescu: if btc goes to 1000 usd he loses like 7% of his money, if that.

mircea_popescu: if however btc goes to 5 the call is worth .8 so has made 12%

mircea_popescu: if btc goes to 2 has made 42%

mircea_popescu: (n-1) / n = .921 ; .921 * n = n-1 ; 1 = .079n ; n =

mircea_popescu: .py 1 / 0.079

mircea_popescu: breakeven is 12.65 so... not horrible.

mircea_popescu: if he's selling into it it's actuallty impleting it not deplerting it

mircea_popescu: naah

mircea_popescu: tho if you're going portofolio value it's prolly me, seeing how i hold my mpoe shares there.

mircea_popescu: lol you don't believe what ?

mircea_popescu: lol not rly.

mircea_popescu: about 5x or w/e

mircea_popescu: glbse doesn't report that. they report their 5 days averages, and they sum up to ~2-3k

mircea_popescu: which is less than mpex daily.