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smickles: ;;ticker
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 13.31127, Best ask: 13.43100, Bid-ask spread: 0.11973, Last trade: 13.30405, 24 hour volume: 44367.91893869, 24 hour low: 13.13111, 24 hour high: 13.62000, 24 hour vwap: 13.34416
smickles: ;;bc,24hprc
gribble: 13.35
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7845 @ 0.00063266 = 4.9632 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.dice
assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1day: 0.0018 / 0.0032933 / 0.0034 (689013 shares, 2,269.13 BTC), 30day: 0.0018 / 0.0033742 / 0.0034 (5507863 shares, 18,584.64 BTC)
smickles: only 45k at .0034
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9800 @ 0.00063147 = 6.1884 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: and i just processed a ream of deposits
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5106 @ 0.00063266 = 3.2304 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22614 @ 0.00063266 = 14.307 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1000 @ 0.00325109 = 3.2511 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 100 @ 0.00325109 = 0.3251 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 200 @ 0.00325109 = 0.6502 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: Why can't anyone break this code? they claim it might have involved a "one time pad"
mircea_popescu: uh... can't we super-compute the code on out of there real quick?
mircea_popescu: lmao micon is such a tard.
thestringpuller: ???
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 850 @ 0.00325109 = 2.7634 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 150 @ 0.00325704 = 0.4886 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063155 = 2.7289 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00063147 = 3.7257 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: coingenuity https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=54957.msg1404011#msg1404011
dub: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=131156.0
dub: he must have some broke ass friends if anyone is going to jump at $1
mircea_popescu: moreover, i'd be surprised if 1 in 10`000 facebook accounts actually has a human being behind them
mircea_popescu: what he did is basically akin to generating a number of random email addresses, sending them mail, waiting for answers.
coingenuity: mircea_popescu: i've already had my staff contact him, one of them got a tongue-lashing for not following my instructions to do it a long time ago
dub: well, all of my fb friends are real
dub: on my real fb account that is ;)
coingenuity: thanks for the heads up, though
mircea_popescu: a ok
mircea_popescu: dub lol. POINT IN CASE
coingenuity: mircea_popescu: i actually just gave the staff member in question a tongue lashing about this
coingenuity: he's in trouble now >.>
dub: mircea_popescu likes to tounge lash his employees too
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11450 @ 0.00062885 = 7.2003 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00062885 = 9.8101 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: coingenuity the risk is always that there's going to be some unhappy customer wedged into some obscure corner
mircea_popescu: so if i see something i say something sorta thing
mircea_popescu: i know it costs me plenty of money to try and keep on top of things and i'm only moderately successful at it.
coingenuity: mircea_popescu: actually, he's high on my priority list- the manufacturer of the product he ordered has been doing a total restructuring of their supply chain so i'm having to work with their delay
coingenuity: the issue is that i told my staff to tell him what was going on, but they failed to do so and now he's worried
coingenuity: either way, the person in charge of talking to him has been yelled at, that customer will be sorted shortly
coingenuity: (it should also be noted that he's the only cust still waiting on that product, we luckily had hundreds of oz on hand when the manufacturer took a dump so caught the delay preemptorily)
coingenuity: needless to say, i am far from amused with that particular manufacturer at the moment >.>
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4300 @ 0.00062896 = 2.7045 BTC [+]
coingenuity: and, i appreciate you bringing it to my attention, as always- i keep tabs personally on every single order so if someone starts to feel neglected, i like to hear about it
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3019 @ 0.00325704 = 9.833 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3900 @ 0.00331655 = 12.9345 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 4450 @ 0.00332543 = 14.7982 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3778 @ 0.00333037 = 12.5821 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 30180 @ 0.0034 = 102.612 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: coingenuity sure :)
mircea_popescu: smickles ^^
mircea_popescu: aaaand... its gone
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 15147 @ 0.0034 = 51.4998 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2200 @ 0.00340395 = 7.4887 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 153 @ 0.00341965 = 0.5232 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: omfg liftoff!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 108 @ 0.00062885 = 0.0679 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20392 @ 0.00062766 = 12.7992 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1097 @ 0.00341965 = 3.7514 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1600 @ 0.00344363 = 5.5098 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1900 @ 0.0034661 = 6.5856 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 5722 @ 0.00346716 = 19.8391 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1154 @ 0.00347241 = 4.0072 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2203 @ 0.00349493 = 7.6993 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3150 @ 0.0035011 = 11.0285 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 27174 @ 0.003695 = 100.4079 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.dice
assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1day: 0.0018 / 0.00331734 / 0.003695 (798140 shares, 2,647.71 BTC), 30day: 0.0018 / 0.00337604 / 0.003695 (5616990 shares, 18,963.22 BTC)
smickles: oh my
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6800 @ 0.00062896 = 4.2769 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: lol i guess everyone can now book the 3 / 34 gain
smickles: does that say 1day low of .0018?
mircea_popescu: yah someone sold it yest
smickles: wow
mircea_popescu: someone ended up with a 40k ish block gifted at 18
smickles: why couldn't that have been my buy at .00032 D:
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: odd, bugpowder was saying the same thing
smickles: oh wait
smickles: mine is the .00003
mircea_popescu: "I have a webhosting that is of alright speeds in terms of loading pages and stuff, " lol
smickles: at one point in time, that was the best bid
mircea_popescu: did it ever get any fill ?
smickles: none
mircea_popescu: well was worth a shot
smickles: yeah, it was at the height of that mr.big criticism too
dub: next stop 1btc
smickles: i was sure i'd get some
dub: plox
bonafide: 10mil btc patriots win
bonafide: lolll
smickles: mircea_popescu: care to say what the current volatility is according to mpoebot?
mircea_popescu: lol nope
mircea_popescu: "My wife and I don't have many services to sell here, except for this. She started out as a small B cup, then had a BA surgery (350cc) to bring her to a D, then another about 18 months ago (600cc), to bring her to a DDD. Since then she has really started to take care of her body and has worked out a bunch."
mircea_popescu: heh. people of ddditcoin
dub: is this the asian breast implant thread?
mircea_popescu: i think it must be
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1511 @ 0.00062896 = 0.9504 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: phys delivery is set for january 2013
mircea_popescu: eee ?
thestringpuller: what's eee?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3318 @ 0.00062896 = 2.0869 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6086 @ 0.00063266 = 3.8504 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1996 @ 0.00063283 = 1.2631 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062797 = 2.7135 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1171 @ 0.00062773 = 0.7351 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4758 @ 0.00062766 = 2.9864 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10269 @ 0.00062746 = 6.4434 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063256 = 2.7333 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5348 @ 0.00063283 = 3.3844 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3131 @ 0.00063312 = 1.9823 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062748 = 2.7113 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2331 @ 0.00062746 = 1.4626 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9850 @ 0.0006273 = 6.1789 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4500 @ 0.00062928 = 2.8318 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063283 = 2.7345 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4867 @ 0.00063312 = 3.0814 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: excitement
mircea_popescu: As many of you know, I'm reaching 18 years old this year, and even though the Bitcoinica venture was extremely exciting and eye-opening for a teenager, I have to admit that I could have displayed a higher level of maturity and professionalism in some matters.
mircea_popescu: Also, I also have to admit that a lot of the business circumstances were well beyond my scope of understanding. I assure you that I have learned the relevant lessons and I will do a much better job in my next project — NameTerrific.
mircea_popescu: ahh this is so great.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006316 = 2.7291 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10629 @ 0.00063144 = 6.7116 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063268 = 2.7338 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22150 @ 0.00063302 = 14.0214 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9252 @ 0.00063312 = 5.8576 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063145 = 2.7285 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10393 @ 0.00063144 = 6.5626 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 816 @ 0.00062969 = 0.5138 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1346 @ 0.00063088 = 0.8492 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3415 @ 0.0006273 = 2.1422 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15600 @ 0.00062653 = 9.7739 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2331 @ 0.00062541 = 1.4578 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.mpoe
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.00060866 / 0.00062191 / 0.00063703 (2516188 shares, 1,564.85 BTC), 30day: 0.00048504 / 0.00053022 / 0.00063995 (99764148 shares, 52,897.21 BTC)
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.dice
assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1day: 0.0018 / 0.0033162 / 0.003695 (787254 shares, 2,610.69 BTC), 30day: 0.0018 / 0.00337604 / 0.003695 (5616990 shares, 18,963.22 BTC)
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.bvps
assbot: [MPEX:S.BVPS] 1day: 0 / 0 / 0 (0 shares, 0 BTC), 30day: 0.0022 / 0.00319418 / 0.0067 (181977 shares, 581.27 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.BVPS] 5 @ 0.0067 = 0.0335 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.bvps
assbot: [MPEX:S.BVPS] 1day: 0.0067 / 0.0067 / 0.0067 (5 shares, 0.03 BTC), 30day: 0.0022 / 0.00319428 / 0.0067 (181982 shares, 581.30 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5590 @ 0.00062586 = 3.4986 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5060 @ 0.00062586 = 3.1669 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.00063147 = 3.9151 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063292 = 2.7348 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4819 @ 0.00063312 = 3.051 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062571 = 2.7037 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4519 @ 0.00062541 = 2.8262 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9400 @ 0.00062516 = 5.8765 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1860 @ 0.00062422 = 1.161 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 640 @ 0.00062422 = 0.3995 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15554 @ 0.00062332 = 9.6951 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6556 @ 0.00062324 = 4.086 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15144 @ 0.00062324 = 9.4383 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1206 @ 0.00062308 = 0.7514 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11644 @ 0.00062308 = 7.2551 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8400 @ 0.00062237 = 5.2279 BTC [-]
smickles: WTS: O.BTCUSD.P10000T @ 8.61 BTC
Ukto: :/
smickles: ;;ticker
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 13.14892, Best ask: 13.14893, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 13.14892, 24 hour volume: 56690.90771471, 24 hour low: 13.01000, 24 hour high: 13.62000, 24 hour vwap: 13.30401
mircea_popescu: ;;calc 887 / 13.1
gribble: 67.7099236641
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 4250 @ 0.00355493 = 15.1085 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: should be moar like 67 btc smickles
mircea_popescu: otherwise i just buy em and execute on the spot.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1427 @ 0.00062175 = 0.8872 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6200 @ 0.00063242 = 3.921 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063281 = 2.7344 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3315 @ 0.00063312 = 2.0988 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063246 = 2.7329 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13523 @ 0.00063242 = 8.5522 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3006 @ 0.00062361 = 1.8746 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063295 = 2.735 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2929 @ 0.00063312 = 1.8544 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063305 = 2.7354 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8637 @ 0.00063312 = 5.4683 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7642 @ 0.00063354 = 4.8415 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006238 = 2.6954 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7279 @ 0.00062361 = 4.5393 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7750 @ 0.00063294 = 4.9053 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3521 @ 0.0006333 = 2.2298 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 800 @ 0.0006333 = 0.5066 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12458 @ 0.00063354 = 7.8926 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6384 @ 0.00063407 = 4.0479 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1190 @ 0.0006343 = 0.7548 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063422 = 2.7405 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5341 @ 0.0006343 = 3.3878 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062392 = 2.696 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10179 @ 0.00062361 = 6.3477 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063162 = 2.7292 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17579 @ 0.00063169 = 11.1045 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 760 @ 0.00063169 = 0.4801 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4134 @ 0.0006343 = 2.6222 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12050 @ 0.00063463 = 7.6473 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5173 @ 0.00063515 = 3.2856 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062602 = 2.705 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 629 @ 0.00062593 = 0.3937 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062627 = 2.7061 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21979 @ 0.00062593 = 13.7573 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006262 = 2.7058 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4542 @ 0.00062593 = 2.843 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5493 @ 0.00062361 = 3.4255 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7544 @ 0.00062215 = 4.6935 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063503 = 2.744 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18229 @ 0.00063515 = 11.5781 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062248 = 2.6897 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3056 @ 0.00062215 = 1.9013 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8203 @ 0.0006221 = 5.1031 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063483 = 2.7431 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2403 @ 0.00063515 = 1.5263 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6285 @ 0.0006352 = 3.9922 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063494 = 2.7436 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16545 @ 0.0006352 = 10.5094 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1708 @ 0.00063544 = 1.0853 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C120T] 1000 @ 0.12854229 = 128.5423 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C130T] 1000 @ 0.09560885 = 95.6089 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.P150T] 300 @ 0.15390384 = 46.1712 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063543 = 2.7457 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20192 @ 0.00063544 = 12.8308 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1648 @ 0.00063573 = 1.0477 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2350 @ 0.00063573 = 1.494 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 702 @ 0.00063573 = 0.4463 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00063588 = 9.4746 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5048 @ 0.000636 = 3.2105 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062799 = 2.7135 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5279 @ 0.00062768 = 3.3135 BTC [-]
jurov: mircea_popescu, what is the minimal amount now to buy mpoe bond? 100BTC?
Ukto: 0,o
Ukto: hey jurov
jurov: o/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063592 = 2.7478 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2079 @ 0.000636 = 1.3222 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1568 @ 0.00337553 = 5.2928 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18350 @ 0.0006289 = 11.5403 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062777 = 2.7126 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14179 @ 0.00062768 = 8.8999 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006286 = 2.7162 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5950 @ 0.0006289 = 3.742 BTC [+]
SupaDupa: sup hos?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4629 @ 0.00063361 = 2.933 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006279 = 2.7132 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7050 @ 0.00062768 = 4.4251 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062802 = 2.7137 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.000628 = 2.7136 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8322 @ 0.00062768 = 5.2236 BTC [-]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063588 = 2.7476 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 21129 @ 0.000636 = 13.438 BTC [+]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063569 = 2.7468 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8729 @ 0.000636 = 5.5516 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063069 = 2.7252 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16623 @ 0.00063042 = 10.4795 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063064 = 2.725 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2099 @ 0.00063042 = 1.3233 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 480 @ 0.00062768 = 0.3013 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063566 = 2.7467 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10829 @ 0.000636 = 6.8872 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006351 = 2.7443 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4822 @ 0.00063509 = 3.0624 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 340 @ 0.00062768 = 0.2134 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13467 @ 0.00062642 = 8.436 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3300 @ 0.00063567 = 2.0977 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7133 @ 0.00062642 = 4.4683 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7900 @ 0.00062309 = 4.9224 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6217 @ 0.00062251 = 3.8701 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1883 @ 0.00062251 = 1.1722 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18097 @ 0.0006221 = 11.2581 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7500 @ 0.00062128 = 4.6596 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5320 @ 0.00062089 = 3.3031 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1021 @ 0.00063567 = 0.649 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13541 @ 0.00063583 = 8.6098 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062109 = 2.6837 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 13508 @ 0.00062089 = 8.387 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10272 @ 0.00062089 = 6.3778 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6960 @ 0.00062042 = 4.3181 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006358 = 2.7473 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 659 @ 0.00063583 = 0.419 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11170 @ 0.000636 = 7.1041 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006357 = 2.7469 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7007 @ 0.000636 = 4.4565 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10350 @ 0.000636 = 6.5826 BTC [+]
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assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12714 @ 0.00063571 = 8.0824 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062053 = 2.6813 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12499 @ 0.00062042 = 7.7546 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5665 @ 0.00061785 = 3.5001 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063372 = 2.7383 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7972 @ 0.00063403 = 5.0545 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19657 @ 0.00063582 = 12.4983 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 843 @ 0.00063155 = 0.5324 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063596 = 2.748 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5659 @ 0.000636 = 3.5991 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9500 @ 0.00063601 = 6.0421 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2470 @ 0.00063603 = 1.571 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5407 @ 0.00063603 = 3.439 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063164 = 2.7293 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8192 @ 0.00063155 = 5.1737 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8887 @ 0.0006154 = 5.4691 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063587 = 2.7476 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10523 @ 0.00063603 = 6.6929 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10206 @ 0.0006361 = 6.492 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061544 = 2.6593 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12288 @ 0.0006154 = 7.562 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19691 @ 0.00061423 = 12.0948 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 13.15754, Best ask: 13.23870, Bid-ask spread: 0.08116, Last trade: 13.15754, 24 hour volume: 78551.08864463, 24 hour low: 12.74919, 24 hour high: 13.60000, 24 hour vwap: 13.22707
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063605 = 2.7484 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8174 @ 0.0006361 = 5.1995 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062819 = 2.7144 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12279 @ 0.00062811 = 7.7126 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1800 @ 0.00348748 = 6.2775 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2800 @ 0.00351386 = 9.8388 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2121 @ 0.00062811 = 1.3322 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5900 @ 0.00062294 = 3.6753 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: time travel
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 13.22102, Best ask: 13.22103, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 13.22102, 24 hour volume: 82987.55553313, 24 hour low: 12.74919, 24 hour high: 13.60000, 24 hour vwap: 13.23176
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10888 @ 0.00062294 = 6.7826 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062164 = 2.6861 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7679 @ 0.0006216 = 4.7733 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062289 = 2.6915 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 41 @ 0.00062294 = 0.0255 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3088 @ 0.00062705 = 1.9363 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062162 = 2.686 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18121 @ 0.0006216 = 11.264 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/2012/the-btc-million/
mircea_popescu: someone put that up on reddit
pigeons: i'll just pm it to inaba
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062802 = 2.7137 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11671 @ 0.00062835 = 7.3335 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2456 @ 0.0006287 = 1.5441 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: pigeons lol
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062855 = 2.716 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16344 @ 0.0006287 = 10.2755 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5270 @ 0.0006361 = 3.3522 BTC [+]
jurov: EskimoBob, you nailed it: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=102181.msg1405017#msg1405017
jurov: oh, hello mircea_popescu, we are perpetrating something with Ukto
mircea_popescu: heya
Ukto: >:P~
jurov: and want to know, what is minimal investment into MPOE bonds
jurov: ?
jurov: 50 or 100btc?
mircea_popescu: usagi : "Through a mathematical trick I have been able to"
mircea_popescu: you know you gotta read it.
mircea_popescu: jurov 100
jurov: and January ones can be bought until December 29 midnight, yes?
mircea_popescu: ya
Ukto: hey mircea_popescu
mircea_popescu: heya
Ukto: didnt smickles's asset on glbse make some good profit?
mircea_popescu: pretty good yea
Ukto: and one of the arb bot guys..
Ukto: pr "I can't actually think of one that did make money, off the top of my head. Which?
mircea_popescu: course most glbse idiots were too busy buying the scams to put much money in
Ukto: mebbe she was just trolling
Ukto: true that
mircea_popescu: a right, the sc2m thing did make money huh
pigeons: mpoe-pr trolling?
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: where is this post by usagi? is it the one jurov just gave us?
mircea_popescu: lmao ahahaha
mircea_popescu: Look at how btct.co, litecoinglobal.com, bitfunder.com, cryptostocks.com and so on get their clients.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062806 = 2.7138 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8979 @ 0.00062786 = 5.6376 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller no, it was one of his numerously amusing threads, something about a liquidator
B0g4r7: I wouldn't touch anything floated by usage through a 10-element proxy chain.
B0g4r7: usagi
Ukto: mircea_popescu: what, you dont like bribery?
Ukto: ;)
Ukto: eerrr "Promotions" >,>
Ukto: <,<
mircea_popescu: Ukto i have no problem with it, just, the guy is so completely confused he's amusing.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 4500 @ 0.00369 = 16.605 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: could you find that thread perhaps? when you have time that is.
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: my investors would rather build a commodity market instead of strictly futures physical delivery so that will be added to the plan.
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=126560.msg1404972#msg1404972
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9521 @ 0.00062786 = 5.9779 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7486 @ 0.00062512 = 4.6796 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: ty
mircea_popescu: http://www.foxnews.com/world/2012/12/17/australian-woman-gets-worker-compensation-benefits-for-injury-during-sex-on/
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 7800 @ 0.00354739 = 27.6696 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3500 @ 0.00348391 = 12.1937 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3010 @ 0.00335248 = 10.091 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3000 @ 0.00333474 = 10.0042 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 4250 @ 0.00333086 = 14.1562 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1900 @ 0.00332979 = 6.3266 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 5302 @ 0.00330789 = 17.5384 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 4400 @ 0.00327318 = 14.402 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 4000 @ 0.00324542 = 12.9817 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 500 @ 0.00320002 = 1.6 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 12338 @ 0.00320001 = 39.4817 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 5443 @ 0.00320001 = 17.4177 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1000 @ 0.0032 = 3.2 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2855 @ 0.00319749 = 9.1288 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 2952 @ 0.0031637 = 9.3392 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 5950 @ 0.0030817 = 18.3361 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 454 @ 0.00180001 = 0.8172 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 6346 @ 0.0018 = 11.4228 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: wow
thestringpuller: man
thestringpuller: someone keeps gifting it
mircea_popescu: i wonder, does somebody figure this is some sort of attack or something ?
thestringpuller: why would you sell that low?
mircea_popescu: no clue.
jcpham: what is happening
thestringpuller: the ipo tier one was .003 correct?
mircea_popescu: 32 34 37
pigeons: some people can't figure out the user-friendliness of mpex so they place a market order?
mircea_popescu: pigeons that is also possible.
mircea_popescu: reading the stuff romanians post in btctalk. lulzy.
Bugpowder: FFS, another S.DICE dump to .0018
thestringpuller: bugpowder missed winning the sdice sell off lotto 3 times already lolol
mircea_popescu: you miss all the good stuff
mircea_popescu: wait this is the 3rd ? i knew of one yest
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 270635 @ 0.00369 = 998.6432 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: !ticker s.dice
assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1day: 0.0018 / 0.00339706 / 0.003695 (1130674 shares, 3,840.97 BTC), 30day: 0.0018 / 0.00338786 / 0.003695 (5977543 shares, 20,251.09 BTC)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062169 = 2.6863 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6405 @ 0.0006216 = 3.9813 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1300 @ 0.00061737 = 0.8026 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2974 @ 0.00061695 = 1.8348 BTC [-]
Bugpowder: I don't have any capital left
Bugpowder: to place bids
Bugpowder: Only 2 dumps I think http://live.coinbr.com/?mpsic=S.DICE
mircea_popescu: Bugpowder sell house, sell wife
mircea_popescu: buy stocks!
Bugpowder: I have plenty of capital.
Bugpowder: Just not in bitcoins
Bugpowder: I am not allowed to buy more coins
Bugpowder: Hence
Bugpowder: I must invest them to make more
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: who'se rules ?
Bugpowder: Wife
mircea_popescu: how much for the little girl ?
Bugpowder: No gipsy
mircea_popescu: lol
Bugpowder: The big question is
Bugpowder: will Tier 3 hold
Bugpowder: till divvy payment
mircea_popescu: still two weeks + to go
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061706 = 2.6663 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7106 @ 0.00061695 = 4.384 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14900 @ 0.00061479 = 9.1604 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6473 @ 0.00061423 = 3.9759 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: if it doesn't tho, it could be mayhem
Bugpowder: Yah. I did not expect T2 to go this early in the div cycle
mircea_popescu: mpex passes 1mn and 2mn mkt cap in the same month
Bugpowder: I already fucked up the MPOE trade
mircea_popescu: o ?
Bugpowder: not going to bail on S.DICE
mircea_popescu: lol
mircea_popescu: i tell you tho, this is starting to emerge, my trading hat is humming in delight
mircea_popescu: wonderful times.
Bugpowder: (.00063-.00038)*1280000
mircea_popescu: ;;calc (.00063-.00038)*1280000
gribble: 320
Bugpowder: ;;calc (.00063-.00038)*1280000
gribble: 320
mircea_popescu: a not so bad, for some reason i had it in my head you missed out on 1.5-2k btc
Bugpowder: I was not all in
mircea_popescu: course s.mpoe is trading more like 61
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/14w2wo/come_get_some_free_bitcoins/
mircea_popescu: thing gets ~800 comments
mircea_popescu: total 1 btc in tips
mircea_popescu: it's remarkable how cheap the internet is.
mircea_popescu: (which obviously means worthless)
assbot: [MPEX] [X.ALCG] 170 @ 0.09331194 = 15.863 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062324 = 2.693 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2801 @ 0.00062342 = 1.7462 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3828 @ 0.00063252 = 2.4213 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [X.MHGG] 100 @ 0.25889911 = 25.8899 BTC
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061732 = 2.6674 BTC [-]
Ukto: https://bitfunder.com/asset/G.SDICE <-- Satoshi Dice passthrough by Gamma SatoshiDice Fund (DeaDTerra) now online and trading
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14329 @ 0.00061725 = 8.8446 BTC [-]
pigeons: oh it was me who bought the dics cheap, from old orders
pigeons: some of it
thestringpuller: ukto did you bribe deadterra
Ukto: no, he's using both BF and btct
Ukto: when burnside gets him set up
Ukto: and letting shareholders decide which they want via the claim process
Ukto: so far more than 9 shrehodlers have claimed, BF has got the majority.
Ukto: but thats prolly the last I will mention of such things >,>
Ukto: might be taken the wrong way
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8911 @ 0.0006171 = 5.499 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: lol wd
mircea_popescu: Ukto what's g ?
Ukto: Gamma
Ukto: what terra calls it
Ukto: Gamma SatoshiDice Pass Through
Ukto: might have him rename it to G.SDICEPT
mircea_popescu: bah that's S.DICE.GAMMA or w/e
Ukto: lol
Ukto: mine is doing 'group'.(name)
Ukto: 'group'.'name'
mircea_popescu: what's group ?
Ukto: so if can be G.SBLAH
Ukto: or w/e if he does more assets
jcpham: http://jcph.am/2012/12/17/tragedy-as-entertainment/
jcpham: current events
Ukto: so if you were to be an issue for say 4 things, you could name them all MP.(name) or whatever
mircea_popescu: jcpham good ppint.
jcpham: it's the best point
Ukto: "News" - "TRAGEDY AS ENTERTAINMENT"
Ukto: :P
jcpham: i'm not trying to be offensive, i swear
mircea_popescu: aha!
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/14zxqr/mpex_over_1_million_btc_total_market_cap/
Ukto: i am serious
Ukto: thats why I dont pay too much to the news
Ukto: mircea_popescu: plugger. you already pasted that :P
mircea_popescu: i did ?
Ukto: its nifty tho
Ukto: oooh
Ukto: reddit
Ukto: my bad
mircea_popescu: see, the bounty of social media
mircea_popescu: you can plug crap fifty times
mircea_popescu: tho tbh i think this is pretty major.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7400 @ 0.00061725 = 4.5677 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: OneFixt actually come to think about it, maybe that's what the guy selling s.dice down to 18 was doing
OneFixt: can i borrow some shares"? =)
mircea_popescu: sure.
mircea_popescu: then again, you thought they were too expensive when they were doing 20ish iirc.
OneFixt: sure, but i wouldn't have acted on it back then
OneFixt: markets can be too expensive or too cheap for longer than most of us can stay solvent
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: would you allow me to run decentralized commodities on mpex? if i get a plan in order
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller depends what exactly that means
mircea_popescu: OneFixt that's for sure.
thestringpuller: i want to do procurement contracts
thestringpuller: im having analysis run on supply prices for like cocoa and wheat and other things from small local farms
thestringpuller: even soy but soy is regulated...
thestringpuller: monsanto....
mircea_popescu: that wasn't very clear
thestringpuller: im on a mobile
thestringpuller: i apologize
mircea_popescu: np
smickles: OneFixt: I have shares you can borrow :)
thestringpuller: will you be around later?
mircea_popescu: yup
OneFixt: hehe, i'm thinking about it
thestringpuller: smickles: put what you're holding for me into s.mpoe and hold
EskimoBob: yawn ... James is still compiling the lists
thestringpuller: lock me out from selling it until february
EskimoBob: this will be over soon
smickles: ;;ident thestringpuller
gribble: Nick 'thestringpuller', with hostmask 'thestringpuller!~leflor@99-39-98-185.lightspeed.tukrga.sbcglobal.net', is not identified.
mircea_popescu: who's james ?
smickles: thestringpuller: ident first ;)
thestringpuller: i will ident this evening, lol
thestringpuller: i love ot smickles
thestringpuller: best btc broker EVAR
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller he's made me plenty of money.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6241 @ 0.00061896 = 3.8629 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 9893 @ 0.0006171 = 6.105 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4936 @ 0.00061423 = 3.0318 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1230 @ 0.00061337 = 0.7544 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: aww man, you're buying the wrong way.
mircea_popescu: anyway, onefixt gave me an interesting idea.
smickles: thestringpuller: just in case it's actually you, I'll reserve a price of 0.00061896
mircea_popescu: how does this reserve price trick work ?
smickles: I guarantee him shares at a price of 0.00061896 in the amount his balance on account will allow
thestringpuller: cause he has shares on hand
thestringpuller: he will likely just assign those shares to me at said price
smickles: that way, if the price skyrockets, thestringpuller doesn't lose out just 'cause he can't ident right now
mircea_popescu: o i c
mircea_popescu: nice.
thestringpuller: brb
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 22100 @ 0.00061337 = 13.5555 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4178 @ 0.00062313 = 2.6034 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3819 @ 0.00348764 = 13.3193 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 224865 @ 0.00369 = 829.7519 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 160576 @ 0.003695 = 593.3283 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 10740 @ 0.0037 = 39.738 BTC [+]
smickles: so it's at .0037 now?
mircea_popescu: Dec 17 06:25:18 <smickles> oh my
mircea_popescu: Dec 17 06:25:38 <mircea_popescu> lol i guess everyone can now book the 3 / 34 gain
jurov: *cue mothership docking clip*
mircea_popescu: ding ding ding clonk
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061791 = 2.67 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14679 @ 0.00061819 = 9.0744 BTC [+]
Bugpowder: HORY SHIT
Bugpowder: I gotta say... I am feeling really fucking good about my S.DICE holdings
jurov: fucking good? so.. better than sex?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061354 = 2.6511 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1070 @ 0.00061337 = 0.6563 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3659 @ 0.00061233 = 2.2405 BTC [-]
Doffx: Yay, I got my Sdice pass-through shares claimed on Bitfunder. Now if I could just sell them on mpex
smickles: < Bugpowder> I gotta say... I am feeling really fucking good about my S.DICE holdings << I gotta say... I'm feeling really fucking good about mistyping a command and buying 50btc of S.DICE a while ago
smickles: that said, I hope to never transpose the price and the amount on a command again
jurov: Doffx, deadterra insinuated this is possible, ask him directly
jurov: oh you already claimed them
smickles: oh Doffx !
Doffx: Yeah, was I not supposed to>
smickles: can you prove that you control an address for me :)
Doffx: Yeah
thestringpuller: why is sdice so high? are the jan divs gonna be nuts?
Bugpowder: high
Bugpowder: 4.5%
thestringpuller: 4.5% dividends?
Bugpowder: from the acitivity in the first 16days alone
smickles: heh, yeah, I'm sure some people are preparing to short after divs are paid
thestringpuller: lol
Bugpowder: Currntly up 14,500 coins
thestringpuller: gotcha
iz: what's the current block number for the bitcoin blockchain?
iz: 212404?
thestringpuller: mpoe seems like its as stable as a bond
thestringpuller: ;;bc
gribble: Error: "bc" is not a valid command.
thestringpuller: whats the command
iz: ;;help bc,sincelastblock
gribble: (bc,sincelastblock <an alias, 0 arguments>) -- Alias for "echo Time since last block: [elapsed [math calc [time %s] - [re "m/[0-9\.]{2,}/" [re m/time.*,/ [web fetch [format concat http://blockexplorer.com/rawblock/ [web fetch http://blockexplorer.com/q/latesthash]]]]]]]".
Bugpowder: ;;calc 14500/100000000/.0037
gribble: 0.0391891891892
iz: ;;bc,sincelastblock
gribble: Time since last block: 1 day, 6 hours, 8 minutes, and 11 seconds
thestringpuller: ;;bc,lastblock
gribble: Error: "bc,lastblock" is not a valid command.
smickles: woah, long form tslb
smickles: ;;tslb
iz: i'm questioning the validity of the bot's data
thestringpuller: ;;bc,count
gribble: Error: "bc,count" is not a valid command.
gribble: Time since last block: 1 minute and 34 seconds
thestringpuller: lol
iz: ;;bc,blocks
gribble: 212402
smickles: iz: i've never seen the bc,lastblock but ;;tslb seems to work
iz: this is the latest block on block explorer: http://blockexplorer.com/b/212404
Doffx: Ill have to see if Deadterra can still buy those shares
iz: the timestamp is 2012-12-16 13:04:49 in UTC and my computer says today is Mon Dec 17 18:10:04 UTC 2012
Doffx: err sell for me
iz: smickles: is tslb really working? or maybe that is broken
mircea_popescu: cirrent block is 212552
iz: okay, thank you mircea_popescu
iz: exactly the info i needed
thestringpuller: its broked
thestringpuller: lol
smickles: iz: tslb seems to be in sync with blockchain and my local machine
mircea_popescu: Doffx i would imagine you can be delivered shares no ?
smickles: mircea_popescu: actually, it's 212553
smickles: even as of the time of your writing
Doffx: I have them on bitfunder now, I really have no clue what my options are.
mircea_popescu: smickles :p
smickles: ;;tslb
gribble: Time since last block: 29 seconds
smickles: yeah, tslb works fine, it seems
mircea_popescu: you know smickles that icon really does make the bottle look like a dildo
Doffx: Oh cool someone bought some of my shares already
mircea_popescu: quite the arbitrage hole there
Doffx: Where is the bitfunder bot?
mircea_popescu: i guess someone will end up making a share transfer agreemend and end up unwinding most of the passthrough huh
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 143 @ 0.00061817 = 0.0884 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5725 @ 0.00061819 = 3.5391 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7549 @ 0.00062348 = 4.7067 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3200 @ 0.00365174 = 11.6856 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3000 @ 0.00340932 = 10.228 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3592 @ 0.00340931 = 12.2462 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 50000 @ 0.00320001 = 160.0005 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 5000 @ 0.0032 = 16 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 208 @ 0.00180002 = 0.3744 BTC [-]
Bugpowder: mootherfucker
Doffx: Haha, I figured that might happen.
jurov: heh
Bugpowder: welll
Bugpowder: actually, only 208 shares bot at .0018
jurov: Doffx, there's no such thing as bitfunder bot. deadterra decided to consider even coinbr as a competition
Bugpowder: big whoop
jurov: so they divided the "cake" between bitfunder and btct only
Doffx: Oh I was kidding around.
Doffx: What was this 10 BTC thing with Bitfunder?
jurov: ?
Doffx: Said something about 10btc being split but I couldnt find info on what it was talking about
jurov: oh, hairs were been split aplenty
Doffx: I use Hashpower, and weexchange, and have talked to Ukto so I went with bitfunder.
Doffx: I already sold 100 shares woo!
Doffx: I don’t know anything about the other exchanges, I have not been keeping up with the bitcoin word these days.
Ukto: here
Ukto: Doffx: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=130754.0
Ukto: terra didn't formally announce it in the thread out of uh.. fairness? to the other exchange
Ukto: but allowed me to notice ppl on it at teh claims page
smickles: alright, time to put in a low bid on s.dice
smickles: again
Ukto: Doffx: once things are settled and terra says go, 10btc will be split out amongst the BF claimers (claim data is maintained)
Doffx: Oh, sweet.
Doffx: Thanks!
Ukto: so the fewer shreholders pick BF, the moreyou get :P
Doffx: Haha, id rather more picked it, id give them my share to make it more succesful.
mircea_popescu: giving things never made anything more successful.
Doffx: I think you understud my meaning.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1200 @ 0.0023177 = 2.7812 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 6000 @ 0.00282866 = 16.972 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061297 = 2.6486 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 17150 @ 0.00061276 = 10.5088 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 26679 @ 0.00061233 = 16.3364 BTC [-]
smickles: mircea_popescu: i'm now facinated by the differences in option valuation between mpoebot and the one i've written
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i will be at a terminal soon
thestringpuller: with a real keyboard
mircea_popescu: smickles is it a lot ?
smickles: mircea_popescu: no, it's subtle
mircea_popescu: interesting
smickles: it's why I asked about the volatility last night, the calc of that could be the difference
mircea_popescu: possibly ya
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: I'm here. Ahhh it feels good to type on a real keyboard. So many more WPM's
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006232 = 2.6928 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062343 = 2.6938 BTC [+]
mircea_popescu: wb
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2608 @ 0.00062348 = 1.626 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: ty
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C130T] 200 @ 0.09066871 = 18.1337 BTC [-]
smickles: d'ya'll think people are shorting s.dice on this double spend news?
thestringpuller: okay so as we talked about with physically delivery of futures, I started analyzing the possibility of physical delivery for procurement. Since BTC volume is so low it would end up being procurement for local stores and not full fledged chains.
assbot: [MPEX] [O.BTCUSD.C120T] 525 @ 0.12333198 = 64.7493 BTC [-]
smickles: C13 ?!! C12! where's my C14! :P
thestringpuller: smickles: that made me burst out laughing in this store
smickles: lol
mircea_popescu: someone should make a top of the weirdest trades on mpex
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061266 = 2.6473 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00061256 = 2.6469 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7062 @ 0.00061233 = 4.3243 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4396 @ 0.00061184 = 2.6896 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: the sdice for 18 is not quite as big as the idiff.jun for 0.03
smickles: really?
smickles: there's an idiff.jun for .03?
mircea_popescu: a trade flashed. 70 units.
mircea_popescu: yest
smickles: oh
jurov: yes it was VERY yummy
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 15513 @ 0.0037 = 57.3981 BTC [+]
jurov: dunno who put it there, but i'd get gay with them
thestringpuller: don't have enough money as is jurov?
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: is that still unclear?
smickles: lol
smickles: i'm not sure that an individual can have too much money to benefit by more
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller well, what diff does it make if it's chains or stores ?
Doffx: Wow, 0037 now
thestringpuller: volume, chains expect a certain price
smickles: large amounts should just shift their timescales beyond their own expected lifetime
thestringpuller: start small and move up
thestringpuller: for instance with the cocoa example
thestringpuller: most people who would want end-user procurement of a commodities contract would be someone likely to distribute to a small coffee shop
thestringpuller: they would be willing to pay a little over 100
thestringpuller: err
thestringpuller: over 1%*
thestringpuller: on market price as long as they could sustain end user prices in the coffee shops and bakeries
mircea_popescu: what makes you think that most buyers of the future would buy to have it delivered ?
smickles: there is a lot of markup to eat into on coffee
thestringpuller: not futures spot commodities
thestringpuller: but I suppose if someone who had a future that matured and had a distribution network may want delivery
thestringpuller: but I'm more talking about being able to purchase commodites at a market price via btc
mircea_popescu: what sense does it make to have a centralised spot market when nobody can take centralised delivery ?
mircea_popescu: spot markets evolved historically and make sense in conjunction with a delivery spot.
thestringpuller: elaborate a bit
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 7849 @ 0.0037 = 29.0413 BTC [+]
smickles: ;;define "SPOT"
gribble: Error: "define" is not a valid command.
thestringpuller: oh in that case would delivery in BTC be slightly decentralized due to it's internet nature?
thestringpuller: more so than railroad crossings or ports
mircea_popescu: much more so.
mircea_popescu: basically this'd be more like bitmit for cocoa
smickles: ;;ident
gribble: You are not identified.
jurov: oh and i *swear* i saw X.IDIFF.SEP selling for 2 satoshi, but once i got ahold of my coinbr acct, it vanished
mircea_popescu: which isn't a bad thing, but it doesn't make sense to lump it all under a generic name
thestringpuller: in a sense it wouldn't but in a sense it would?
thestringpuller: the example I mulled around in my head was a case where MPEX would have a listing for something like Cocoa
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.0006232 = 2.6928 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: that listing would correlate to any number of suppliers that constitute a BTC union
thestringpuller: so there would be likely 2 factors in pricing: geographical location of the supplier (i.e. freight) and 2. the base price the supplier is offering on his commodities
mircea_popescu: which is what makes this slightly inadequate for a spot-type exchange traded thing
thestringpuller: in a spot exchange the supplier delivers to the exchange no?
thestringpuller: i feel like chicago has a lot of train yards and people deal with it there
mircea_popescu: nah, exchange does not take delivery.
mircea_popescu: clearing house clears the deliveries both ways
thestringpuller: but usually to specifc freight yards no?
thestringpuller: which seem to be influenced by the location of the exchange
smickles: !ticker s.dice
assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1day: 0.0018 / 0.00351473 / 0.0037 (1526236 shares, 5,364.31 BTC), 30day: 0.0018 / 0.00340547 / 0.0037 (6468105 shares, 22,026.96 BTC)
mircea_popescu: which is why exchanges are located in specific places
thestringpuller: yes but in since volume will start low on MPEX vs the 1000's of farms that sell on CME
smickles: ;;sell 1 S.DICE @ 0.2 "%/day" Lending S.DICE at .2% per day based on the 1day average
gribble: Order id 12371 created.
smickles: ;;view 12371
gribble: #12371 Mon Dec 17 11:18:07 2012 smickles SELL 1.0 S.DICE @ 0.2 %/day (Lending S.DICE at .2% per day based on the 1day average)
thestringpuller: I feel as though it is completely possible
thestringpuller: to decentralize the clearing house
thestringpuller: thus someone in istaanbuul can sell columbian coffee to spoiled americans
thestringpuller: all from his computer
mircea_popescu: that's not really tyhe point. the point is that if you're decentralizing the clearing house why are you centralizing price formation
mircea_popescu: it's pure distortion, has no economic basis.
thestringpuller: oh
thestringpuller: wouldn't the price set it self based on the suppliers?
mircea_popescu: "price" is meaningless inthis context
mircea_popescu: cause cocoa for (instanbul to budapest) is different from price in (cote d'ivoire to atlanta)
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 8550 @ 0.00062348 = 5.3308 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3350 @ 0.00062348 = 2.0887 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: i don't understand how price formation is centralized if it is primarily influenced by the supplier?
thestringpuller: i apologize for the confusion
mircea_popescu: cause mpex is one
mircea_popescu: you want 500 mpexes all over the world ?
jurov: if they had 500 mpoe-pr's ? why not
mircea_popescu: god.
thestringpuller: mpex exists on the internet and only on the internet no?
thestringpuller: sure it is hosted on servers located in romania
smickles: is it tho?
thestringpuller: but what would be the physical trade floor is a computer terminal connected to the internet
mircea_popescu: actually its located in atlanta.
smickles: ;;sell 1 S.MPOE @ 0.2 "%/day" Lending S.MPOE at .2% per day based on the 1day average
gribble: Order id 12372 created.
smickles: on that news ;D
jurov: thestringpuller, why should someone in the California (if coffee would be grown there) have the same price as someone in Nepal?
jurov: i mean, suppliers
thestringpuller: jurov: buying or selling?
thestringpuller: okay
mircea_popescu: smickles 6% per month ? nice deal.
smickles: mircea_popescu: someone taking my deal with s.dice could've already made a bunch of btc
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller let's get it this other way : there's 20 geographically distinct markets. in one of them there's a shortage. that guy goes and buys moar cocoa. drives price up
mircea_popescu: FOR EVERYBODY
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19000 @ 0.00062345 = 11.8456 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: people in 19 markets pay more cause some douche peed in his cocoa stores.
mircea_popescu: smickles true that.
mircea_popescu: nowait. you're lending it.
mircea_popescu: how'd he have made money shorting it ? it's up
smickles: mircea_popescu: the sell at .0037, buy at .0018, ruturn the shares
thestringpuller: only 2 times
smickles: (that's just the optimal example)\
thestringpuller: has that happened smickles
thestringpuller: lol
mircea_popescu: lol ya right, and they got lucky to be hit at 18
smickles: thestringpuller: client privledge
mircea_popescu: it's more likely to findsome btc in the park lying on the ground.
smickles: mircea_popescu: would it be profitable if they did the sell at 35 buy at 32?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 33100 @ 0.00062348 = 20.6372 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3800 @ 0.00062586 = 2.3783 BTC [+]
thestringpuller: ;;calc (35 - 32)/35
gribble: 0.0857142857143
thestringpuller: yea
smickles: ;D
smickles: like I said, the 37/18 was just the optimal situation. (something that all those elliot wavers seem to forget)
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: i feel like your example is indicating arbitrage is built in
thestringpuller: what if there was an exchange at each supplier
thestringpuller: like with spot exchanges (like CME I guess), wouldn't one supply shortage result in some trader doing argritrage?
mircea_popescu: if he can transport it.
mircea_popescu: arbitrage is meaningless if you can't close the cycle.
thestringpuller: so if there is a shortage in one location, then wouldn't he have to transport it from a farther location?
thestringpuller: given your scenario
mircea_popescu: he wouldn't have to.
mircea_popescu: if he had the ability to he might arbitrage
thestringpuller: i feel as though new trading strategies would arise due to this
thestringpuller: if the price went up for everyone
EskimoBob: lol at this cocoa price bs. Over 4 mil tons of cocoa gets produced per year
thestringpuller: due to a shortage in one geographical location
EskimoBob: thestringpuller: what location?
thestringpuller: in the location in mircea_popescu scenario
dub: EskimoBob: yeah but every american consumes 4 mil tonnes of chocolate per annum
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 3996 @ 0.00273502 = 10.9291 BTC [-]
EskimoBob: every ? sure. On what planet?
dub: on thunderchunk in the fatobar system
thestringpuller: so mircea_popescu if I can prevent a geogrpahical shortage in one location from affecting the entire market, the main issue you see will be solved?
mircea_popescu: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=130117.msg1405474#msg1405474 lol ukto got caught with pants down
EskimoBob: over here it's 6 mil tons and it goes straight to ass
mircea_popescu: no thestringpuller. the main issue is that a single price is meaningless for a fragmented set of random submarkets.
mircea_popescu: you'll need multiprices.
jcpham: shit kurweil works at google now
thestringpuller: so a composite?
jcpham: *kurzweil
mircea_popescu: maybe a composite, maybe just a simple auction-type site
thestringpuller: I see.
thestringpuller: That's actually not half bad...
EskimoBob: you guys have talked about this for days now. Let me ask this: what is this added value you offer for clients?
mircea_popescu: if you can pull it off
kakobreklaa: btw, to anyone who rememebers
kakobreklaa: 20:33.46 ( @gribble ) markedathome was last seen in #bitcoin-otc-eu 33 weeks, 5 days, 6 hours, 46 minutes, and 6 seconds ago: <markedathome> mcorlett: i'll help test if it is needed within the next 4 hours
kakobreklaa: he is back!
Ukto: but hey
Ukto: at least I admit it
Ukto: :P
thestringpuller: Well mircea_popescu if you are willing to believe in me, I will pull it off.
mircea_popescu: hehe. one of the advantages of starting slow, you catch these things before they do damage
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller that's what god said.
thestringpuller: XD
mircea_popescu: "Does anyone actually think MPEX is worth $8.4 Million USD? Seems WAY overvalued to me (like 1-2 orders of magnitude)."
thestringpuller: !ticker S.MPOE
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.0006088 / 0.00062618 / 0.0006361 (2450793 shares, 1,534.65 BTC), 30day: 0.00049308 / 0.00053193 / 0.00063995 (100441234 shares, 53,428.11 BTC)
jcpham: sell mortimer sell
mircea_popescu: i love the shock people get when they discover that... wait!!!! while we knew better and ignoed gpg and didn't user irc and etc stuff was happening!
mircea_popescu: HOW DARES IT!
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: is it 10 billion shares total?
EskimoBob: Ukto is do in a superb job
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller 1bn
Lyspooner: ca me faci
EskimoBob: and look, he has no need for a hysterical sociopath cunt, to represent him :)
mircea_popescu: o hai
thestringpuller: ;;calc 1000000000 * .00062618
gribble: 626180
thestringpuller: ;;ticker
gribble: BTCUSD ticker | Best bid: 13.24012, Best ask: 13.24013, Bid-ask spread: 0.00001, Last trade: 13.24012, 24 hour volume: 77060.65520210, 24 hour low: 12.74919, 24 hour high: 13.49800, 24 hour vwap: 13.20606
thestringpuller: ;;calc 626180 * 13.20606
gribble: 8269370.6508
thestringpuller: seems about right...
thestringpuller: the valuation
jcpham: at least mpex isn't named magic the gathering online exchange
EskimoBob: thestringpuller: make it hundred billion
mircea_popescu: Lyspooner http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/14zxqr/mpex_over_1_million_btc_total_market_cap/ this i fac.
Lyspooner: yeah yeah
Lyspooner: toot that horn
EskimoBob: looks bigger and more important :P
mircea_popescu: allow me to select an adequate picture
mircea_popescu: http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/src/134206824088.jpg
mircea_popescu: there you go
jcpham: is that a sex picture
jcpham: i bet it is
mircea_popescu: click and find out
thestringpuller: MBOR is the bond name?
jcpham: i'm not going to click the link, but you guys feel free to verbally describe it to me
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller yup
thestringpuller: 5-6% is the interest the bot is guarenteeing?
mircea_popescu: jcpham i'll pay you .001 btc to click it
mircea_popescu: thestringpuller there's no guarantee.
jcpham: no way
Doffx: I wouldnt call it sex, but there us nudity.
jcpham: i bill hourly
Doffx: is* you should check it out.
mircea_popescu: you can have it in an hour the
jcpham: i can't work for .001 hourly
jcpham: i'll never eat with those wages
mircea_popescu: so lose wait, get a better job eating out.
jcpham: sounds sexual
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: well what is the safe zone for right now is 5-6% no?
jcpham: did you just come on to me
mircea_popescu: i would think so ya
thestringpuller: thanks for the discussion on that idea mircea_popescu, much appreciated. I guess we'll talk again soon.
jcpham: ok i clicked the link
Ukto: well.. as long as he doesnt cum onto you, your prolly safe
mircea_popescu: addy ?
Ukto: just dont goto Romania :P
Doffx: yucky
mircea_popescu: Doffx i like how her tattoos seem to be drowning on her
Doffx: I would have thought you mostly liked the bag in her hand :P
dub: Look at how btct.co, litecoinglobal.com, bitfunder.com, cryptostocks.com and so on get their clients. Learn something. Evolve, for fuck sake!
dub: EskimoBob: would that be the, relying on your customers to be retarded method?
mircea_popescu: dub don't mess with him, he's listed an ART asset.
jcpham: i love the short bus
jcpham: the A/C is colder
Ukto: tis true...
Doffx: ...
mircea_popescu: beingtall on the short bus has the advantage you don't sniff aanyone's farts.
Doffx: Heat rises
smickles: where I went to school, the short bus had the intelegent peeps on it, social welfare allowed the large busses to be taken up by the 'short bus' peeps
mircea_popescu: intelegent peeps << :D
jurov: https://bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=131270.0
dub: the only short bus reference I am aware of is that movie with lots of gay sex in it
mircea_popescu: o hey jurov !
dub: is there some other meaning?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4050 @ 0.00062553 = 2.5334 BTC [-]
mircea_popescu: jurov why the alternate month structure ?
Ukto: seemed like a waste to keep re-creating assets
jurov: we did not found a sane way how to cram it into one asset
Ukto: since theres a month of fundraising
mircea_popescu: a sio this way it can trade/invest/trade/invest sorta thing ?
Ukto: prior
Ukto: yes
mircea_popescu: kinda interesting.
mircea_popescu: now you can make an index of 1:1 over them lol
Ukto: 1 month of fundraising, then it buys bond, a month of trading
Ukto: then liquid
Ukto: reset
mircea_popescu: yup
mircea_popescu: pretty slick.
mircea_popescu: jurov prolly need some verbiage abouty what if 100btc aren't raised.
Ukto: we thought you would cover the shortfall
Ukto: >:P
Ukto: j/k
mircea_popescu: lol
smickles: mircea_popescu: hell ya i can spell :D
jurov: haha, no i'm sure there will be someone interested around #otc to provide few tens of btcs or so
mircea_popescu: i don't have any more money, i bought the bitfunder passthrough to cryptostocks shares investing in s.mpoe
jurov: and we will cover something ourselves
Ukto: 0,o
Ukto: "some things"
Ukto: :P
Ukto: LOL
Ukto: how are the murder laws in Romania nowdays? :P
mircea_popescu: lol WE ARE GETTING TOO BIG TO FAIL
Ukto: :P
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 271 @ 0.00062553 = 0.1695 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 18179 @ 0.00062586 = 11.3775 BTC [+]
Ukto: I has stack of 200 now... >,>
Doffx: I bought a few.
Ukto: oh btw Doffx
Ukto: Did you see the dividend reinvestment stuff on BF?
Ukto: >:P
Doffx: Yes I did.
Doffx: Well after the dust has settled it looks like I made quite a bit from the passthrough
mircea_popescu: i just had a thought about satoshidice
mircea_popescu: so it should take 1.9%. for many months through variance it was more like 1%
mircea_popescu: recently it moved to about 2%.
mircea_popescu: it is after all perfectly possible it just jumps to 3% for a few months...
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062576 = 2.7039 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1321 @ 0.00062586 = 0.8268 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4000 @ 0.00062711 = 2.5084 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 20346 @ 0.00062767 = 12.7706 BTC [+]
jurov: hahaha, mpoe-pr endorses us :P
thestringpuller: mircea_popescu: A stock can be made of a composite of price non?
thestringpuller: prices*
mircea_popescu: that wouldn't be a stock tho
mircea_popescu: some fund/etf/something
thestringpuller: what would it be at that point
thestringpuller: a fund
thestringpuller: ah
thestringpuller: thank you for educating me
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2370 @ 0.00062767 = 1.4876 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16167 @ 0.00062836 = 10.1587 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 6963 @ 0.00063252 = 4.4042 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062365 = 2.6948 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2252 @ 0.00062345 = 1.404 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 12827 @ 0.00062181 = 7.976 BTC [-]
thestringpuller: !ticker S.DICE
assbot: [MPEX:S.DICE] 1day: 0.0018 / 0.00357565 / 0.0037 (981811 shares, 3,510.62 BTC), 30day: 0.0018 / 0.00340505 / 0.0037 (6472101 shares, 22,037.89 BTC)
dub: kinda ripping off the 007 bond on glbse
mircea_popescu: wha was that ?
dub: a mining bond
dub: just he james bond word play aspect
thestringpuller: is there a way to return the ask bid and last price on a stock?
thestringpuller: or do i gotta go to mpex.co
mircea_popescu: mpex.co ?
thestringpuller: the assbot ticjer
thestringpuller: ticker*
thestringpuller: smickles: how long will you ve offering the lending deal on S.DICE
thestringpuller: be*
EskimoBob: dub: when did you become mircea_popescu sock puppet? LOL
dub: EskimoBob: someone needs to offset your frothy mouthed table thumping
thestringpuller: ukto i got the 2 btc
Ukto: what 2btc?
thestringpuller: could we raose the price to 4 btc for all 3 discs
thestringpuller: ff7
Ukto: ooh
Ukto: that
Ukto: i have been pretty busy all morning
Ukto: havent even had a chance
EskimoBob: dub: what that even means?
Ukto: :P
thestringpuller: Ukto: if you find it and it is workig ehat is your price for all 3
Doffx: Hell, its much worse than burning.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062189 = 2.6872 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 11779 @ 0.00062181 = 7.3243 BTC [-]
Ukto: thestringpuller: sure.
dub: EskimoBob: at some point I recall enjoying the odd diatribe you emmited but now you just seem to show up and blather incoherently in any thread containing a poster you dont approve of. You are basically ciuciu 2.0
EskimoBob: really?
dub: a table thumper is that person in the corporate world that operates by being overly forcefull, loud and petulant. They sometimes get results because other parties give in to their position because its easier to just make them go away but ultimately nobody wants to deal with them and they end up managed out of any position of relevance
jurov: EskimoBob, try to read that shit in "Gamma SatoshiDICE Pass Through" thread after yourself. really
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063105 = 2.7268 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1848 @ 0.00063129 = 1.1666 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062571 = 2.7037 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2179 @ 0.00062553 = 1.363 BTC [-]
EskimoBob: jurov: someone made a post after me you do not like?
jurov: no. you did and apprently forgot
EskimoBob: I see that angry "PR" joke blabbering something. Maybe you need to talk to her?
dub: WRT that quote about how these other 'exchanges' get their clients, seems to me that they are just mopping up the jizz left behind by nefario and the only clients they will get are those still convinced the GLBSE model works
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063107 = 2.7269 BTC [+]
bonafide: haha
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 887 @ 0.00063129 = 0.56 BTC [+]
bonafide: 5dimes.eu is sooooo sketchy
EskimoBob: lol
bonafide: you ever used?
dub: people willing to completely ignore teh probable illegality of it all or convinvced that thesse 'JUST FOR TESTING NOT A REAL EXCHANGE LOL' clauses in the tos will protect anyone
EskimoBob: good one
EskimoBob: i think they need to add a picture of a unicorn and PGP key. Then it will be OK?
jurov: not unicorn. mermaid
EskimoBob: even better
EskimoBob: add both :)
jcpham: https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/34710_546096738752926_1072646876_n.jpg
Ukto: oh thats funny
Ukto: cryptostocks changed their graphs
Ukto: to the same one I use
Ukto: they didnt pay tho :P
Ukto: and, didnt configure it fully
dub: the redeeming factor of MPEX is you actually have to at least have some significant motivation if not >0.1$ of a clue about finance to get a seat, it'll be hard to argue that the typical mom and pop retards fell into investing on it
dub: er s/$/%
Ukto: in fact
Ukto: its misconfigured volume wise
EskimoBob: jurov: and maybe a questionable use of .us TLD helps and lets not forget some porn for spice. Then everything becomes legal
EskimoBob: LOL
Ukto: when the volume seciton on their graphs group up trades, its displaying the lowerst volume count
Ukto: section
Ukto: groups
dub: oh were back to porn, hi ciuciu
Ukto: oh, and lowest
Ukto: wow
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063094 = 2.7263 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16865 @ 0.00063129 = 10.6467 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 3064 @ 0.00063252 = 1.938 BTC [+]
EskimoBob: Ukto: it's probably good to cut of the huge spikes so the regular stuff is still visible
Ukto: hge price spikes?
EskimoBob: no, vol
Ukto: I was debating making it aler
Ukto: taller
EskimoBob: one huge trade renders the whole chart useless - what's the point
EskimoBob: taller? will not really help you if the difference is huge. It's just a waste of space
Ukto: oh, i just ment in general
Ukto: its too squat I think
mircea_popescu: <jurov> not unicorn. mermaid << dragon approves of this notion.
jcpham: i like unicorns
Ukto: I need to hide an esteregg on the site somewhere
Ukto: mermaid.. unicorn
EskimoBob: pony?
jcpham: ctrl alt f4
Ukto: and pay ppl 100satoshi to find it
Ukto: :P
jcpham: ^ unicorn hotkey ^
EskimoBob: the ones with rainbows
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062563 = 2.7033 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 15229 @ 0.00062553 = 9.5262 BTC [-]
Ukto: wow
Ukto: I just came up with an interesting idea.. on how to use the rules for liars poker.. in an multi-player browser based isometric game....
Ukto: the stupid shit that comes to mind when your sleep deprived.
Ukto: spawned from unircorns and rainbows
EskimoBob: Ukto: for example, look at the http://bitcoincharts.com/markets/mtgoxEUR.html 60 day and 2 day chart. Forget the period those chart show. JUst look at the vol bars.
mircea_popescu: ok, might as well make it public : re how many users mpex has : as per the monthly reports up until the end of nov it collected 2200 BTC in new user fees.
mircea_popescu: some of these are 10 btc, some 20 and some 30.
EskimoBob: 2 chart has mostly this chicken shit at the bottom, because few proportionally large trades
EskimoBob: so it is really pointless
EskimoBob: 2 day
Ukto: EskimoBob: your saying done have it like the first chart, right?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062586 = 2.7043 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1592 @ 0.00062553 = 0.9958 BTC [-]
EskimoBob: yes and no. This was just a illustration to show what happens to vol chart
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2594 @ 0.00062181 = 1.613 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 5666 @ 0.00061993 = 3.5125 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14427 @ 0.00061185 = 8.8272 BTC [-]
Doffx: How much did it collect in just Nov?
EskimoBob: if you cut off the unusual spikes, you get nice useful chart like the first one there
mircea_popescu: http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/14zxqr/mpex_over_1_million_btc_total_market_cap/c7i3l5s
mircea_popescu: lmao what a complete tard.
mircea_popescu: so basically "o, can i short it ???" "yes, smickles lends shares" "but can i short it without going into mpex".
mircea_popescu: people and their fixed ideas.
assbot: [MPEX] [S.DICE] 1150 @ 0.0037 = 4.255 BTC [+]
EskimoBob: no need to get all hysterical about it mircea
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063225 = 2.732 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2595 @ 0.00063252 = 1.6414 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 19250 @ 0.00063307 = 12.1866 BTC [+]
EskimoBob: but this IS funny http://www.reddit.com/user/inhibitor23 ( guess it's the joker who made the reddit post)
jurov: haha so he was the one who suggested installing pimpex on server
mircea_popescu: EskimoBob srsly ? here i sit on a humongous pile of bitcoins and you think you'll somehow manage to engage me in random interwebs dickery ? as if we're both equals, ramen fed nobodies floating abot ?
mircea_popescu: that plan has the flaw in it.
PsychoticBoy: dont be egocentric mircea, You are not THE bitcoinman
PsychoticBoy: for 1 you cant look into another ones wqallet
mircea_popescu: depends whose. rich people show each other's wallets all the time.
mircea_popescu: it's like a faggotry substitute (no homo)
thestringpuller: old guys walk aroubd shameless in locker rooms all the time
PsychoticBoy: lol
PsychoticBoy: ok I drive a nice car thats what I care about
PsychoticBoy: and have Bitcoins :D
PsychoticBoy: btw most among us have more than enough bitcoins (and other assets/money) otherwise we could not sit around on IRC more than 8 hours a day
thestringpuller: oil is so last century
thestringpuller: well i am at worj
thestringpuller: im pretty broke atm cause of usago
dub: ^
thestringpuller: usagi
thestringpuller: so i have to work :p
PsychoticBoy: work 8-10 hours a day, bitcoin related 8-10 hours a day hmmn when does a man sleep
dub: when his gf demands
thestringpuller: at night?
thestringpuller: i dont have a wife or gf so it helps
PsychoticBoy: :D
thestringpuller: i hope btc will free me up financially to quit my job
PsychoticBoy: I have, can give you some good headaches overtime
thestringpuller: meh.
PsychoticBoy: I still got a lot of ¨old¨ coins mined in 2010
jurov: kids, you need to know how to build things that *work* first
thestringpuller: jurov: preach it brother
PsychoticBoy: I have a kid, so i know 1 thing that works
thestringpuller: jurov: coinbr is very solid
thestringpuller: so you preach it
thestringpuller: its all tested and shit
jurov: yea, i couldn't fathom putting out fires every time new asset is listed like someone
thestringpuller: throws pretty excpeptions
PsychoticBoy: can I have a Haleluja
jurov: better throsing exception than acception a fractional number for a quantity
thestringpuller: heh
jurov: or even , god save us, negative one
PsychoticBoy: btw nice asset/passthrough you brought up on BitFunder jurov
jurov: ukto is a nice boy, it was worth it figuring something out
thestringpuller: heh
PsychoticBoy: I makes it more of an exchange, now you have mining, sdice and mpoe on Bitfunder
PsychoticBoy: sure it will get more trading volume overtime
Ukto: 0,o
PsychoticBoy: yes Ukto, BitFunder will grow
kakobreklaa: china will grow larger!
PsychoticBoy: hahahah
PsychoticBoy: China is mass populated already
Ukto: it will?
Ukto: mebbe i should shut it down now
Ukto: :P
PsychoticBoy: it is growing ;)
Ukto: not trading 1mil btc/mo yet
jurov: shut it now when you still can.. when it grows sentient, nobody will be able to!
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063219 = 2.7317 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1729 @ 0.00063228 = 1.0932 BTC [+]
jurov: mpex is already sentient and we all see where it ends
mircea_popescu: probably it grows tentacles
mircea_popescu: 10 tacles.
Ukto: only 10? :/
Ukto: doesnt sound ver menacing
mircea_popescu: 1 for asshole, 1 for mouthole, 1 for urethrahole 1 for earhole
mircea_popescu: etc
Ukto: you need tenticals with sub-tentical spikes
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 16850 @ 0.00063228 = 10.6539 BTC [+]
jurov: indeed. mpex is the Beast they have prophesied
dub: no vagoohole?
mircea_popescu: ETC!!1
jurov: maybe you have pic of it in some dark corner of /dtng/
PsychoticBoy: tentacles with barbs
dub: to use correct terms back and front bum
jurov: do show us
Ukto: also debating a horrid idea
Ukto: of adding ltc/nmc to weexchange
PsychoticBoy: noooooooooooooo
PsychoticBoy: no altcoins
PsychoticBoy: when does the hurting stop
Ukto: lol
Lyspooner: what are the chances that there is a better coin than bitcoin that we haven't heard of yet
mircea_popescu: jesus i agree with PsychoticBoy
Ukto: i digure I can layer on like 50 altchains
Ukto: figure
Ukto: devcoin
Ukto: colored coins
Ukto: sc, sc2
Ukto: beercoins
mircea_popescu: alt coins are scams
Ukto: SLL
jcpham: http://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/holidaystats/
Ukto: :P
jurov: Ukto, don't forget to make it as ugly as vircurex was.. I miss it
jcpham: they gave away "pay what you can" cards a few weeks ago
mircea_popescu: jcpham http://polimedia.us/dtng/c/res/1018.html there, lose yourself.
dub: wat about peepee coin
mircea_popescu: badonkacoin
jcpham: did i just see shitting dick nipples
mircea_popescu: whatwasseencoin
PsychoticBoy: I make my own bitcoin fork called PsychoCoin, 5 min a block, 50 coins and a difficulty change every week
dub: SDN in the hizzy
jcpham: SDN is next level
jcpham: i'll need a drink first
mircea_popescu: what is sdn ? dare i ask ?
jcpham: ;;google "shitting dpples"
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EskimoBob: mircea_popescu: when you pull that usb key out of your ass, where you keep that "big pile of bitcoins" you sit on, sell half a coin and go get yourself something nice. You know, it's this time of the year. ;)
jcpham: damn i screwed it up
Ukto: LOL % of chart that looks like pac-man
jcpham: keyboard is fail
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063074 = 2.7254 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 7529 @ 0.0006306 = 4.7478 BTC [-]
PsychoticBoy: PP coin, proof of stake crappy coin
Ukto: "wikipedia is very important to us because without it we would not have known the exact volume of a dose of fresh boar sperm" ... cant we do without that?
PsychoticBoy: forget all altcoin, there is only 1 coin, Bitcoin
jcpham: ukto those guys are foul
jcpham: if when ordering you put in 0 dollars
jcpham: they told you to go fuck yourself
Ukto: on teh donation check
Ukto: to wiki
Ukto: the command says "for telling us how much boar sperm costs
Ukto: comment
jcpham: the term "boar sperm" conjures up images
dub: important information
Ukto: could you imagine.. working some place, accepting donation payments
kakobreklaa: to boar sperm dealer.
Ukto: opening an envelope that says for providing the price of boar sperm?
Ukto: :P
dub: livestock sperm management is something important to all of us
dub: and is srs fucking bzns
dub: you have no idea
dub: every sperm is in fact sacred
PsychoticBoy: like mine
kakobreklaa: is this luke?
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063211 = 2.7313 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 10435 @ 0.00063228 = 6.5978 BTC [+]
kakobreklaa: or is it dog?
dub: my uncle is a champion inseminator
jcpham: yes, this is dog.
dub: the tech in that industry is fucking crazy
Ukto: can he inseminate PsychoticBoy?
Ukto: :P
PsychoticBoy: lol
PsychoticBoy: in my ass?
PsychoticBoy: wow
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1686 @ 0.00063228 = 1.066 BTC [+]
Ukto: 'but thought better of it
Ukto: :P
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1064 @ 0.00063307 = 0.6736 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 1650 @ 0.0006336 = 1.0454 BTC [+]
Ukto: and decieded to use it as a comment instead
dub: every dose of jizz is tracked, gpsed, monitored for temp, consistency, flavour etc
PsychoticBoy: flavour?
Ukto: well yeah
Ukto: gotta taste test it
jcpham: xtra flavour
dub: ok not flavour
jcpham: boar sperm tastes like bacon
kakobreklaa: mircea_popescu seems like folks here need jizz futures on mpex, how about it
jurov: http://mpex.co/?mpsic=X.BSPRM
mircea_popescu: lol
PsychoticBoy: show the people some pics mircea
dub: jizz trading is one of the oldest markets
jurov: coming right after K.KBRL
dub: and not just in the way you're thinking
PsychoticBoy: hmmmn
mod6: haha jurov
kakobreklaa: yeah jizz future, that could be the first future with physical delivery on mpex
mod6: lol
kakobreklaa: straing in the vagoo.
kakobreklaa: straingt
kakobreklaa: fuck
dub: certainly an untapped resource from bitcointalk
kakobreklaa: straight.
PsychoticBoy: count me in
jcpham: new subforum
dub: you have an existing market of furious masturbators
mod6: milk producers
smickles: < thestringpuller> smickles: how long will you ve offering the lending deal on S.DICE <<< I haven't put a time limit on it
jurov: smickles, and do you provide an api? my bot is interested
thestringpuller: lol
jurov: seriously. poor thing, finds itself in the wrong end of the book, bitching and moaning
jurov: if it could just short trade all would be jolly
thestringpuller: an mpex bot?
smickles: < mircea_popescu> so basically "o, can i short it ???" "yes, smickles lends shares" "but can i short it without going into mpex". << http://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/14zxqr/mpex_over_1_million_btc_total_market_cap/c7i5djd
mod6: !ticker S.MPOE
assbot: [MPEX:S.MPOE] 1day: 0.0006088 / 0.00062639 / 0.0006361 (2557080 shares, 1,601.75 BTC), 30day: 0.00049308 / 0.0005322 / 0.00063995 (100725071 shares, 53,606.21 BTC)
jurov: thestringpuller, don't tell me you did not notice its tracks in this very thread
smickles: jurov: I'm not even working on an api yet. Are you serious?
jurov: half serious... while i can lend to the bot myself, it trades small amounts
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00063089 = 2.7261 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4671 @ 0.0006306 = 2.9455 BTC [-]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 14066 @ 0.0006265 = 8.8123 BTC [-]
jurov: but it could be interesting elsewhere
thestringpuller: its good for grinding shares on mpoe i suppose
thestringpuller: auto day trading
smickles: jurov: i'm working on a options market maker right now. after that, i'll look into an automated share lender
jurov: okay
smickles: ;;gpg info
gribble: (gpg info [--key|--address] <nick>) -- Returns the registration details of registered user <nick>. If '--key' option is given, interpret <nick> as a GPG key ID.
smickles: ;;gpg info --address smickles
gribble: No such user registered.
smickles: lolwut?
smickles: oh
smickles: ;;gpg info smkickles
gribble: No such user registered.
smickles: bah!
smickles: ;;gpg info sickles
gribble: No such user registered.
smickles: oh god damn, i'm taking this fail to a /q
mod6: HA HA HA HA
mod6: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 4321 @ 0.00062674 = 2.7081 BTC [+]
assbot: [MPEX] [S.MPOE] 2179 @ 0.0006265 = 1.3651 BTC [-]