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nubbins`: i had dick surgery last night
BingoBoingo: Oh reddit agrees with mircea_popescu now, kind of https://www.reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/2k3jpe/lets_not_be_dicks_to_victims_of_bitcoin_theft/clhzgbd
BingoBoingo: dick pics
Escu: bite only the dicks.
BingoBoingo: Namworld: Well pencildick exists as a slur for a reason. You have to assume dicks that thin actually exist.
BingoBoingo: And bdb continues to suck dick, but less enthusiastically than alternatives?
nubbins`: it's almost like the guy doesn't wanna dick around configuring a server :D
Adlai: practically speaking, it doesn't matter if they're pencildicked or horsecocked, they're still raping our children
mircea_popescu: see, they need to, because pencil dick.
mircea_popescu: Adlai that's what pencil dicks are : those who attempt to fool people as a means to existence.
Adlai: although i must say, they're not really pencildicked if they've managed to fool so many people so much of the time
Adlai: my takeaway from it is that he's disappointed with how [his] government has mishandled tax money over the past decades, and disappointed in how "intellectuals" have been unable to steer government towards benefitting anybody other than aforementioned pencildicks
mircea_popescu: Adlai we readily agree, provided by "current way government is conducted" you mean "pencil dicks who chiefly need the government to steal from others and give them part of the proceeds as a means of support derp about how to formalise choice"
nubbins`: i hope they find him and cut his dick off with a cheese grater
kakobrekla: so only pussy makes one broader, not the dick?
BingoBoingo: Forum Trust means dick
BingoBoingo: Getting a DOS out the ass because Mullenwang of Wordpress can't stop sucking that dick
nubbins`: it's almost dickensian
mircea_popescu: dude looks like a bag of dicks
BingoBoingo: kakobrekla: Maybe, but atm they are just making my dick harder
BingoBoingo: At least Dreamhost admits fault when their shitbox plan sucks dick
mircea_popescu: <BingoBoingo> devthedev: Maybe write about how Mullenwang sucks a big bag of dicks? <<< btw, you want data to write a qntra ddos piece or not really ?
BingoBoingo: devthedev: He's the benevolent dick of WordPress
BingoBoingo: devthedev: Maybe write about how Mullenwang sucks a big bag of dicks?
mircea_popescu: people that need to eat some dicks ?
thickasthieves: who cant love a site that tells self-important commenters to eat a dick?
BingoBoingo: <kakobrekla> eh my name has tits in english << But it means dick
mircea_popescu: chetty it's not a task any of the pencildicks would take regardless.
assbot: Road Trip - Andy Dick Hotel Scene Roadtrip - YouTube
mircea_popescu: nubbins`: Apocalyptic i'm trying to figure out why everyone has their dicks in a knot about it. nobody seems to know. ^ above should give you a good start.
nubbins`: Apocalyptic i'm trying to figure out why everyone has their dicks in a knot about it. nobody seems to know.
nubbins`: so to run a full node, you'd be expected to dick around with software a little bit and have a first-world internet connection
nubbins`: you know how much dick surgery made selling t-shirts?
nubbins`: you know how much money dick surgery made selling albums?
nubbins`: wasps are dickheads
nubbins`: overheard one day: "man, anybody ever call you dick ball?"
nubbins`: there's a spin instructor at the gym named dick barter
nubbins`: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg/640px-46_Dick_Cheney_3x4.jpg
nubbins`: meantime, you ever look at portrait photographs of dick cheney?
mats_cd03: and now they're mad the mainlanders are rich as fuck and hong kongers have to suck dick to live
kakobrekla: i use em for dicking around mostly
assbot: 0 results for 'biggus dickus' : http://search.bitcoin-assets.com/?q=biggus+dickus
mircea_popescu: !s biggus dickus
mircea_popescu: fuck you, don't dick around with lines you don't udnerstand.
kakobrekla: dicktank
xmj: stop being a dickhead.
xmj: you know, you're a dickhead.
BingoBoingo also used hypercard astonishingly to keep my dick wet, organizing girls into nights of the week.
BingoBoingo: assbot> Tax bureau gets Swiss bank accounts data - BuenosAiresHerald.com << Much bigger news for BTC than PayPal trying to get its dick wet
mircea_popescu: mike_c it's a very large hole. odds of no pencildick managing to find it, ever... hm
BingoBoingo: Some of my dick's beat memories involve particular lesbians.
nubbins`: ehh i think people who bring in contraband smokes are fucking dickheads
xmj: you can have a virtual dick. or be a physical mangina.
TheNewDeal: easy phillip k dick
nubbins`: what moron is going to risk his dick losing a kilo on some website?
ThickAsThieves: she's so... dick tracy looking
assbot: Dick Durbin: Amnesty Bill Will Help Contain Ebola
chetty: http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Government/2014/09/16/Dick-Durbin-Amnesty-Bill-Will-Help-Contain-Ebola
nubbins`: what's his dick got to do with it?
mircea_popescu: lol but i dun get it, what's the dick going to do to me ? not like i'm a woman.
kakobrekla: mp shows him his dick and nigga faints?
nubbins`: sure, but if you miss the dick on your first strike, you're goin down
BingoBoingo: What if my dick curves ever so slightly to the left? It's conductive... antenna?
mircea_popescu: "Gentlemen, being a man is great. You get to use your muscles to pick up heavy things, you get to use your dick to fuck things, and you get to use your brain to think and create things. It’s no wonder feminist’s hate men – they desperately want what we have but they can never have it. But how the heck have they convinced MEN that being a man is bad or evil?" << ah come on, women can't lift things ? wtf.
punkman: mircea_popescu: you ever seen my huge copper round ? << I thought you'd pull out a dick pic right there
decimation: re: Cirrus http://airfactsjournal.com/2012/05/dicks-blog-whats-wrong-with-cirrus-pilots/ I think the more likely case is that the relatively new and shiny Cirrus planes attract inexperienced pilots with a sense of immortality
BingoBoingo: If you pretend systemd lives on an arch that can count aleph sub one possibilities Imma take my dick out and correct in in the traditional chinese sense
asciilifeform: re: story with airplanes: i once saw something quite like this in life. was in wash., d.c., and an entire sixteen or so blocks were barricaded off, no one knew why. some days later, newspapers triumphantly described dick cheney's dinner at a certain restaurant in middle of said place.
cazalla: who gives a fuck if she plays violin if she can't suck dick
nubbins`: all these world-class poster artists saying "space dicks" "yep, space dicks"
pete_dushenski: "now that mason jars are on top, now that my fellow executives and I are goddamn beverage conquistadors, we’re going to enjoy this cocaine-fueled rocket ride for as long as it lasts. I’m blasting off to fucking Mars, dicksuckers, and I’m headed straight through the belly of the goddamn sun!" - James E. Lillie, CEO, Ball Mason Jars
assbot: Eastern Illinois-Minnesota Featured A Three-Yard Punt And Dick Punch
mircea_popescu: but that aside, the relative success of b-a as compared to every other dickless-shithead run channel on freenode and beyond speaks directly to the superior cultural achievements and ability of the structured society.
mircea_popescu: this is why you don't want every dick and jane "participating". they fucking corrupt anything they participate in.
BingoBoingo is currently medicated with copious ETOH several times a week. It isn't no lamotrigine (which was beautiful in its effectiveness without cognitive effects, and I'm pretty sure my dick was bigger while I was on it)
ben_vulpes: <nubbins`> there's a dick surgery song about this very thing << where's the dick surgery album?
nubbins`: there's a dick surgery song about this very thing
Niko__: thats one dextrous dick
BingoBoingo: Inquiry is never wrong until your dick explores to find out if that scab was safe or not
BingoBoingo: Now I'm just going to up you to be a dick, at times you least expect it
assbot: Silicon Valley Dick Scene - YouTube
mod6: not the predicted 93% of the broken bitcoin-asset bot. << dick. this number comes from atc.blockr.io
cazalla: that's prime for a dick photoshop with i love cocks on the postit note
assbot: Why dickshovel.com?
nubbins`: http://www.dickshovel.com/why.html
nubbins`: maybe Dick's Hovel?
mircea_popescu: dickshovel ?!
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BingoBoingo: This Swanson dicklick makes me want to stay pseudonymous forever, with my real name still an open secret among all WoTty people who care to ask. Just so silly onomatapeia can be more real then Tim, the San Fransisco Man
ben_vulpes: you see, we're recruiting the best content creators and making the advertisers suck our dicks.
assbot: 2048: Super DickButt Edition
ben_vulpes: http://games.usvsth3m.com/2048/super-dickbutt-edition-5/
mjr_: i don't suck his dick
mircea_popescu: i'd rather sell people dicks to suck.
cazalla: i'd rather suck dicks than sell tbh
Mr8-----D: dicknode only allows slimc0x
Vexual: yeah i wouldn't touch it with dub's dick
nubbins`: nor would he have put your asshole at dick-level
mircea_popescu: http://trilema.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/small-dick-issues.txt that was pretty lulzy
fluffypony: [23:44:19] OgNasty: I simply hopped on to respond to mircea's nonsense on here and then start getting attacked before I even log off... LOL... You monkey's are mistaking my dick for a tree.