mircea_popescu: ;;ticker

mircea_popescu: ;;later tell mike_c lemme know when you're on

mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Hong Kong who said "It is shameful and wrong to say my vagina is the largest in China on account of your short little dong."

mircea_popescu: ;;rated ninjashogun

mircea_popescu: ;;rate ninjashogun -1 One of the hellspawn of postmodernity, trying to earn a living out of substituting form for substance. Death is too good a fate, not o mention too substantial.

mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo RagnarDanneskjol i wasn't gonna say anything, but as romanian expression goes, "prostul daca nu-i fudul parca nu e prost destul".

mircea_popescu: dude just can't shut up about how stupid he is.

mircea_popescu: bounce your site ?

mircea_popescu: "Paul Rosenberg Editor, A Free-Man’s Take"

mircea_popescu: there's never going to be an end of this "derp dude trying to position himself out of topeka" is there.

mircea_popescu: the infinite hitpoints thing is becoming such a problem i honestly don't see how actual physical testing of the infinity in question will be avoidable on the mid term.

mircea_popescu: kinda why chicago is still crimetown while ny is a copacetic copy of leningrad : unlike the yanks, fucking illinoisians wouldn't yield on their infinite hitpoints.

mircea_popescu: ;;google the story of pointless and witless

mircea_popescu: dignork: openbazaar published alpha tests of their platform. Looks interesting on paper. Shows seller gpg private key in raw contract, on the buyer side. Facepalm^2 <<< such great things come out of "the community".

mircea_popescu: kuzetsa i rarely do and this ain't it ?

mircea_popescu: i think the largest fanfic bit i ever wrote was a complete re-write of de sade, except done properly by someone who can actually write. sadly, in romanian. other bits and pieces in the same vein i guess. some poetry, rewritten, because oa can't write.

mircea_popescu: to be fanfic it needs a canon. what is the canon here ?

mircea_popescu: hanbot: "A family of four should be able to survive for a month on a six-roll pack, priced at 460 yen ($4.40) and with a five-year expiration date, said Satoshi Kurosaki" <<< i guess they don't do the entire tping the house of people they don't like in japan.

mircea_popescu: kuzetsa to be a cocksucker one needs there be a cock ; to be fanfic there needs to be a canon, otherwise it's just fiction writing.

mircea_popescu: in... your... dreamz.

mircea_popescu: it doesn't have to be "around" but it has to be.

mircea_popescu: Apocalyptic: "Security exploits: 0.1 BTC" // this is plainly ridiculous << i lolled :D

mircea_popescu: it's assets, cocks tend to come into the discussion of their own accord.

mircea_popescu: asciilifeform: ninjashogun (ninjashogun) <yctechmgr@gmail.com> << lol! << if you google that, you get one other hit : a 3 month old yc discussion. https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=7812540

mircea_popescu: it goes in the usual manner.

mircea_popescu: basically the problem here is this : penicilnecks, that is to say people who could not support their own existence with their own means (hence the fragile neck reference - needs support) can either be techs or politicos. obviously both of these are competence-based fields, and so while reality is a continuum nevertheless we can broadly distinguish the noob tech and the noob politico from the expert tech and the exper p

mircea_popescu: olitico respectively.

mircea_popescu: now the story here is that while both kinds of tech are actually useful and employable, neither kind of politico is. the expert politico doesn't need to be employed, of course, but that's not doing much for the vast majority of noobs, wanna-bes and untalented hacks populating that field.

mircea_popescu: so, learn from the experience of ninjashogun and a dozen or so other nameless, meanwhile forgotten fucktards that were beheaded in this chan : you're not good enough to earn your keep as a politico. not here, not ever.

mircea_popescu: forget it, be a shitty tech instead, that's still a living.

mircea_popescu: !b 9 ✂︎

mircea_popescu: now i have something to link to.

mircea_popescu: of course that happens to also be what sunk the us, broadly speaking, but hey.

mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo: Hearn being all butthurt << yeah it'd prolly be good if whoever links to derpchans (-otc, -dev, reddit, tardstalk, what have you) also provides a good executive summary. i dunno who has the energy to go on fishing expeditions in the sewage.

mircea_popescu: cazalla lol i guess so

mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Hong Kong whose cervical cap was a gong. She said with a yell, as a shot rang her bell, "I'll give you a ding for a dong!"

mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Peru who had literally nothing to do, so she sat on the stairs and counted cunt hairs : four thousand, three hundred and two.

mircea_popescu: <cazalla> i had one for indian candy but she never came back <<< wait for monsoon season ?

mircea_popescu: !up mapop

mircea_popescu: %p

mircea_popescu: BingoBoingo is the mining pretty much as advertised ?

mircea_popescu: Patient: Oh yeah, we do it all the time.

mircea_popescu: no wonder they're using nailguns to do in the finance muppets.

mircea_popescu: that's some heavy deniability right there.

mircea_popescu: where's it pointed at now ?

mircea_popescu: a

mircea_popescu: There was a young girl from Peru who noticed her lovers were sparse so she walked out the door in a fig leaf - no more - and now she's in bed with a very sore arse.

mircea_popescu: mmm that peru should prolly be Hearse or some shit.

mircea_popescu: "I'm running cimplicity on windows server 2008." "Only for "factory is going to blow up" alarms"

mircea_popescu: god help them.

mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> http://8btc.com/forum.php?mod=viewthread&tid=767 << china does mircea_popescu << what, extradited again ?

mircea_popescu: kakobrekla if it has academia in the url it's respectable!

mircea_popescu: holy shit look at that crapolade. "problem statement. i nthe current state of social media interaction blablablabla"

mircea_popescu: BigBitz i dunno, you rated him.

mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> china is imho the one likely candidate for the feat of having own isolated wot and 'getting away with it' long term. << nah, argentina in much better position.

mircea_popescu: <kakobrekla> http://christwire.org/2014/08/butt-covers-for-your-cat-and-dog-can-reduce-pet-homosexuality-by-43/ <<< sheeeit! if only we had known this earlier! fucking cheaper than gay rights, get them a butt hatch.

mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> mircea_popescu: 'Вместо статуй будут урны - Революции культурной.' -- vysotsky's song about chicoms <<< dja haet chinese ppls or merely suspicious of anyone with slanty eyes ?

mircea_popescu: There was once a girl from St. Cyr whose reflex reactions were queer. Her escort said, "Mable, get up off the table. That money's to pay for the beer."

mircea_popescu: now we know what the jewish skirts are for,

mircea_popescu: cockcover.

mircea_popescu: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/08/17/1322378/-Just-To-Let-You-All-Know << shitty libertard site, but nice pix.

mircea_popescu: "The winter of 1783-1784. The Revolutionary War had just ended, and Benjamin Franklin was puzzling over the nation's bizarre weather. Congress had been delayed getting to Annapolis to vote for the Treaty of Paris because the Chesapeake Bay just wouldn't melt. The Mississippi River froze down to New Orleans, and ice was reported floating in the Gulf of Mexico."

mircea_popescu: apparently nobody gave franklin the memo that said floating icebergs in the gulf of mexico = GLOBAL WARMING.