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pete_dushenski: or to
apple that they're updates make everything worse
davout: ben_vulpes:
apple numbers is unsuited for math either, it uses floats...
ben_vulpes: *seasoned*
apple users totally boggled - "what did you use for that?!"
ben_vulpes: <asciilifeform> [] this is the thing that always blew my mind about serious
apple aficionados - they will pay, 20-100 usd, for a proggy that ought to be a 3-line perl script << funny, this
punkman: "
Apple has agreed to accept the Chinese government’s demands to run network safety evaluations on all
Apple products before they can be imported into the country."
ben_vulpes: i derp through
apple's code signing shitshow so that they can focus on writing moar softs
kakobrekla: you guys dont survive without
apple turds?
thestringpuller:
Apple LLVM version 6.0 (clang-600.0.56) (based on LLVM 3.5svn)
ben_vulpes:
apple pay's going to try to gobble all the banks, so if my bank's truthful about it being
apple's fault, i'll just end up with the same problem.
ben_vulpes: bank claims that this feature is being crammed down their throats by
apple for
apple pay
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] if the fashion looks like it doesn't have the steam, backlash prevails. << i wonder if
Apple has the steel to pull off their watch play.
ben_vulpes: pete_dushenski: i'm not buying a non-
Apple mobile computer
ben_vulpes: <mircea_popescu> [] "
apple is not a technology,
apple is a vision" << oh jesus 51% sent me a bill to review in
apple's proprietary spreadsheet format today
davout: it appears that if we want to make a proper
apple pie from scratch we'll have to invent the universe first
decimation: mircea_popescu: conversely, it makes 'total sense' for the management of
apple or whoever to buy back stock
mircea_popescu: why's google,
apple and etc not pay a trillion ? it's just bezzlars anyway.
mircea_popescu: guess what, by the same measure
apple, ibm, the us fed and washington post stock are all ponzi schemes.
Adlai: you can verify their quality visually, no holes / mould - it's a good
apple mircea_popescu: they missed december.
apple can miss. once. maybe. bitpay can't miss.
mircea_popescu: and in the end it killed ms, but then... google was born, and
apple was reborn, and here we are.
mircea_popescu: what's the difference between
apple pie and pineapple pie ?
BingoBoingo: <mircea_popescu> still a horrible use of dollars.
apple got to be
apple by paying about 2-5% of that, over a decade. << It's a fake money problem really. Too many VC dollars that can't actually buy things so they go marketing pissing matches.
mircea_popescu: still a horrible use of dollars.
apple got to be
apple by paying about 2-5% of that, over a decade.
assbot:
Apple forces nude immigrants to cover up in iPad version of Papers, Please [Updated] | Ars Technica ... (
http://bit.ly/1uvgnAz )
mircea_popescu: best racket ever, if princeton sold shares in itself it'd obliterate the
apple.
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform:
Apple, the heritage company was never entirely innocent on the cabling front (
Apple desktop bus, etc) The portable gadgets yes did demand a still more grotesque submission. Thankfully pawn shops love
Apple shit.
BingoBoingo: Didn't realize
apple died till junior year of college when I got an iPod to replace a Rio MP3 player and was introduced to iTunes
BingoBoingo: asciilifeform: Summer before college I though I'd buy a new
Apple on their financing, had not realized company had died. Mercifully was declined and got a used Dell Latitude.
assbot: And now I shall be off scarfing smoked salmon and fresh
apple pie seasoned with free market tears, or Why a collection of confused retards does not amount to a free market. pe Trilema - Un blog de Mircea Popescu. ... (
http://bit.ly/1ywDtJd )
assbot: Logged on 27-11-2014 08:57:03; mircea_popescu: decimation: sign, google or
apple, pick your poison <<< yeah, isn't chrome basically one of those spammy "toolbars" they had for netscape that sort-of mutated into being its own browser ?
nubbins`: i sort of just ended up with a bunch of
apple devices
mircea_popescu: anyway, the lulziest part was all the inept tardstalk-level shilling, "o noes
apple is not overvalued"
mircea_popescu: which is exactly why you can't "sell
apple and buy all russian paper + 1 ipad for each russian citizen"
decimation: note that
apple has no problem punishing customers
mircea_popescu: decimation: sign, google or
apple, pick your poison <<< yeah, isn't chrome basically one of those spammy "toolbars" they had for netscape that sort-of mutated into being its own browser ?
☟︎ decimation: sign, google or
apple, pick your poison
mthreat: even
apple only takes 30%!
BingoBoingo prolly should have splurged for the
Apple II GS
mats_cd03: '
apple users have money and they want to spend it here'
thestringpuller: how
apple managed to get everyone to use them as a payment processor really kinda mind boggles me
decimation: one wonders what would have happened if
apple actually went down the lisp machine route
Adlai: dunno, some of
apple's earlier hardware was boy-nice too
mircea_popescu:
apple it's what yahoo has aspired at all these years. if they had any sense, they wouldn't have hired melissa no clue, they'd have hired jobs back then
mircea_popescu: don't forget that.
apple isn't a tech company, it's a media company.
mircea_popescu: <asciilifeform> who in his right mind would consider '
apple', for instance, if microshit did not exist << i don't run a windows machine. for me ms might as well not exist. however, i did get
apple powered tablet to check out their game marketplace.